ASMR for People in Quarantine

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  • Опубліковано 5 кві 2020
  • For those who are under quarantine to help you relax, sleep, and hopefully experience ASMR.
    00:01:05 Calming Hand Movements
    00:06:15 Nitrile gloves
    00:13:24 Massaging Your Brain
    00:20:43 Sharp Objects
    00:26:04 CD case tapping
    00:30:15 Fabric (tie) sounds
    00:33:15 TP roll crinkles
    00:41:34 Relaxing Orange
    00:49:38 Shaving cream
    00:54:40 Plastic bottle cap
    01:00:40 Leather gloves
    01:06:30 Manual drill
    01:11:50 Produce bag
    01:18:50 Eyeglass frame tapping & squeezing
    01:23:43 Pestle & Mortar with Salt
    01:29:15 More TP roll with fade-out
    If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
    What is ASMR?
    ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
    ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
    I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.
    Website: ephemeralrift.com
    Patreon ► bit.ly/1EZgmNi
    Listen to selected works outside of UA-cam:
    Spotify ► bit.ly/1V23U60
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    iTunes ► apple.co/1xIHLNd
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  • @nutmeg036
    @nutmeg036 4 роки тому +892

    I want him to wear all black with black gloves and be a floating head.

  • @hatz1107
    @hatz1107 4 роки тому +2061

    The more I see of the brain, the less convinced I get that it's a prop

    • @Silkie_Dragon
      @Silkie_Dragon 4 роки тому +352

      Not once has it ever been proclaimed to be a prop

    • @jagerfromgsg945
      @jagerfromgsg945 4 роки тому +172

      The texture is off though if he tried to massage a real brain it would like squish they are nasty.

    • @originalname8316
      @originalname8316 4 роки тому +349

      Your expertise on the texture of the brain worries me

    • @Silkie_Dragon
      @Silkie_Dragon 4 роки тому +43

      Jäger From GSG9 if anyone wants to know who ruined the magic^^

    • @nirangatang7759
      @nirangatang7759 4 роки тому +37

      Jäger From GSG9 do you want the acog back?

  • @furretthefuzzynoodle3896
    @furretthefuzzynoodle3896 4 роки тому +703

    ER looks like that guy in movies and games who is the hidden “contact”

  • @aka_bennett135
    @aka_bennett135 4 роки тому +851

    Me in 10 years explaining to my kids what happened during the corona virus: “Imagine, if you will.”

    • @Hitler_loves_Sans_yt
      @Hitler_loves_Sans_yt 4 роки тому +51

      "A post dystopian, post apocaliptic world."

    • @plant2188
      @plant2188 4 роки тому +39

      “In which, everyone is panicking.”

    • @spirited_night
      @spirited_night 4 роки тому +34

      “because freedom has been stripped away by a strange virus called ‘COVID’”

    • @eyelessjack817
      @eyelessjack817 4 роки тому +8

      Liam Lord then all of a sudden in the month of July..

    • @richavelli9133
      @richavelli9133 4 роки тому +3

      We all have to tell our kids what happened this year

  • @joshcreasey
    @joshcreasey 4 роки тому +794

    Toilet Paper Man should be next.

    • @xc6603
      @xc6603 4 роки тому +1

      Great idea!

    • @potatoepleb4985
      @potatoepleb4985 4 роки тому +21

      Then Soap man

    • @pieceofvermin
      @pieceofvermin 4 роки тому +21

      Hand sanitizer man

    • @ordinarymagician3099
      @ordinarymagician3099 4 роки тому +16

      Masks Man

    • @xc6603
      @xc6603 4 роки тому +3

      Toilet Paper man is a good idea,let's just keep it at that,the rest are just fucking stupid

  • @skylardunbar1193
    @skylardunbar1193 4 роки тому +1588

    "I've been dying to get my hands on your brain"
    You're gonna be a little disappointed when you open my skull and find nothing tnere

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 роки тому +49

      I like not having a brain. It gives the perfect space to hide the body! And snacks

    • @Antnix732
      @Antnix732 4 роки тому +24

      Trust me, no one is dying to get their hands on any part of you.

    • @skylardunbar1193
      @skylardunbar1193 4 роки тому +51

      @@Antnix732 ok ow I already knew that you didn't have to tell me man

    • @theeguy9022
      @theeguy9022 4 роки тому +24

      @@skylardunbar1193 aww i would....if ur into guys that is...and if not I'm sure we could still be good freinds

    • @skylardunbar1193
      @skylardunbar1193 4 роки тому +27

      @@theeguy9022 I'VE NEVER FELT SO LOVED BEFORE IN MY LIFE

  • @skylardunbar1193
    @skylardunbar1193 4 роки тому +1002

    at first glance he comes off as the guy who uses memes wrong but he's actually the one who uses them too well

  • @dalegribble2620
    @dalegribble2620 4 роки тому +88

    It sounds weird but, I've been falling asleep to this man's voice every night since I've been 13. I'm now 19.

    • @spitgorge2021
      @spitgorge2021 Рік тому +18

      Thanks Dale Gribble who is now 21 years old

    • @ShockwaveTheLogical
      @ShockwaveTheLogical Рік тому +7

      @@spitgorge2021 yea I just noticed that. 19 to 21 seems like such a huge jump but its the same as 14 to 16 which seems a short jump. Time is one weird thing

    • @raoufbgty4815
      @raoufbgty4815 Рік тому +5

      The guy turned 22 this year woooow

  • @sgtsnuggleton3239
    @sgtsnuggleton3239 4 роки тому +521

    Gotta love that pause when he was talking about his lost nuts... and bolts

    • @pote2frouifruite81
      @pote2frouifruite81 4 роки тому +5

      Bruh-huh moment

    • @KuddlyKung
      @KuddlyKung 4 роки тому +18

      That whole segment low key felt like "if you go there it's on you but please feel welcome" and I loved it

    • @thebigbig8163
      @thebigbig8163 4 роки тому +3

      That’s what IM SAYING!

    • @Tutuco06
      @Tutuco06 4 роки тому +7

      You know the rules and so do I was the 69 like

    • @6blickys
      @6blickys 4 роки тому +3

      @@pote2frouifruite81
      Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

  • @harrisonreyniers1936
    @harrisonreyniers1936 4 роки тому +1693

    Man looks like he’s gonna sell me a condo and some weed at the same time

  • @mattiewhite7370
    @mattiewhite7370 4 роки тому +88

    ive been exposed to covid19, in fact my grandmother caught it, and we live together, and she has been lucky enough to almost fully recover and i cant help but think about everyone weve lost to this virus and how lucky i am to still have her here to talk to. i send out my sincerest condolences to anyone suffering in this dire time and i love you all. ill be here all quarantine thank you and goodnight

    • @zentunozentuno1012
      @zentunozentuno1012 4 роки тому +5

      I'm sorry about your situation. but why this random video and why at all??? Damn and therapist get paid just to listen to stuff like this.

    • @sendo__
      @sendo__ 4 роки тому +4

      @@zentunozentuno1012 just ignore the comment then stupid ass lmao.

    • @aaronexdee2024
      @aaronexdee2024 3 роки тому

      @@zentunozentuno1012 on god

    • @okalright3941
      @okalright3941 3 роки тому

      @@zentunozentuno1012 they dont just listen. They help and give you actual diagnoses.

    • @RandomEphemeral
      @RandomEphemeral Рік тому

      update us in the situation

  • @Punished_malware
    @Punished_malware 4 роки тому +140

    Love the hand motions, one of the most underrated triggers in my opinion.

    • @sharkwithnotoes3051
      @sharkwithnotoes3051 4 роки тому +1

      Wdym he does it almost every video

    • @kiandodd5670
      @kiandodd5670 2 роки тому +2

      @@sharkwithnotoes3051 she just means hand movements don't get much recognition from people in the whole asmr community

  • @lucaeduard2347
    @lucaeduard2347 4 роки тому +6758

    I'm convinced ER is wearing basketball shorts everytime he dresses like this

    • @Amphibian42
      @Amphibian42 4 роки тому +465

      He wears boxers i think actually

    • @deputywreckmeister
      @deputywreckmeister 4 роки тому +368

      He wears a bikini bottom 😂

    • @amciuam157
      @amciuam157 4 роки тому +288

      I think he is a mermaid

    • @parkergrizzle8639
      @parkergrizzle8639 4 роки тому +616

      he’s actually a floating torso

    • @mikejeffries3333
      @mikejeffries3333 4 роки тому +340

      Actually, he’s naked, and his tentacles of death are slowly suffocating his next victim underneath him as he films it.

  • @skitsyn8989
    @skitsyn8989 4 роки тому +587

    Uncle E is the one dude that makes you smile when he says “Im gonna remove your brain.”. Like yes. Please. Here is my brain, take it. It belongs to you now.

  • @Silkie_Dragon
    @Silkie_Dragon 4 роки тому +185

    “You have a very nice brain”
    Careful it bites

  • @nicolamariabrusi3991
    @nicolamariabrusi3991 4 роки тому +107

    ER: "I want to be as sanitary as possible, so i'm gonna use these nitrile gloves"
    Also ER: **infecting those sterilized gloves by rubbing them with bare hands**

    • @someone362
      @someone362 4 роки тому +7

      I read this at the exact time he said it 😂 it scared me for a sec 💀

  • @kiritsugukotomine1417
    @kiritsugukotomine1417 4 роки тому +228

    FINALLY now I can sleep. I have been awake during my entire quarantine so far and I can smell colors.

    • @Poet_03
      @Poet_03 4 роки тому +21

      You haven't slept since the quarantine started? You must smell like the color brown...

    • @Silkie_Dragon
      @Silkie_Dragon 4 роки тому +18

      Mmmm yes this red smells....mmmmm yellow

    • @animeuxes
      @animeuxes 4 роки тому +3

      what does clear smell like

    • @Pond721
      @Pond721 4 роки тому +8

      @@animeuxes soap and glue

    • @kiritsugukotomine1417
      @kiritsugukotomine1417 4 роки тому +1

      @@animeuxes correct, it's much like soap

  • @sonugurung6657
    @sonugurung6657 4 роки тому +262

    We all know the ASMR is about to be goood when Uncle ER is suited up.

    • @hewholaughsevenifitsnotfun8602
      @hewholaughsevenifitsnotfun8602 4 роки тому +6

      Its like the Iron Man Suits, Which one is he gonna use today

    • @lilchokeoncheetodust6498
      @lilchokeoncheetodust6498 4 роки тому +2

      Sonu Gurung even when he’s not like the post apocalyptic trading center was real nice

    • @RogerBluesky
      @RogerBluesky 4 роки тому +2

      It will be good even if he won't wear a thing. 😀

    • @memelordmog8071
      @memelordmog8071 3 роки тому +3

      We all know the ASMR is about to be goooood when Uncle ER shows up

  • @diovolo908
    @diovolo908 4 роки тому +40

    Notice how he doesn't shake your hand this time but rather waves at you

    • @pote2frouifruite81
      @pote2frouifruite81 4 роки тому +12

      That's because you didn't wash your hands you filth

  • @curmudgeon7217
    @curmudgeon7217 4 роки тому +1215

    He should have done this slightly farther away from the camera to promote social distancing.

    • @thegayestgaycat5253
      @thegayestgaycat5253 4 роки тому +61

      Like the "Another unintelligible whispering video" where he's standing off in the corner

    • @azathoththe3rd
      @azathoththe3rd 4 роки тому +23

      Asmr sign language

    • @kingjules8744
      @kingjules8744 4 роки тому +10

      how else was he gonna get into your brain though?

    • @bigcheeky941
      @bigcheeky941 4 роки тому +13

      Yeah but what if the camera is zoomed in?

    • @luissantiago8157
      @luissantiago8157 4 роки тому +3

      Best comment here

  • @derenjoy3r
    @derenjoy3r 4 роки тому +103

    Every now and then I just wanna say:
    Thank you for your regular uploads, creativity, quality and honesty with your subscribers and the awesome variety of content that you offer and never fail to deliver. I‘ve been watching you since im 14, back when you did Beer reviews. Now you dont drink alcohol anymore and your honest talking videos taught me some things and in the meantime I‘ve grown to be considered an adult in my country. Keep up the great work man. You‘re literally saving lifes.

    • @thebigbig8163
      @thebigbig8163 4 роки тому +1

      oreygin yeah that got deep.

    • @emailinbox8163
      @emailinbox8163 3 місяці тому

      lives* not lifes

    • @derenjoy3r
      @derenjoy3r 3 місяці тому +1

      @@emailinbox8163 hahaha no shit bro, thx for correcting me 4 years later on a random typo

  • @Bthakilla4rilla
    @Bthakilla4rilla 4 роки тому +56

    Brain massage is incredibly relaxing and unsettling at the same time

    • @Little_book_pumpkin
      @Little_book_pumpkin 4 роки тому

      right? It was giving me tingles and making me nauseated at the same time

  • @alecpfister4283
    @alecpfister4283 4 роки тому +8

    Man whenever he moves it sounds like waves on the ocean and I love it

  • @isaac_oldham22
    @isaac_oldham22 4 роки тому +47

    ER: “Would you mind...if I massaged your brain?”
    Me, *Having no brain left from doing nothing the past few weeks* : Good luck

    • @isaac_oldham22
      @isaac_oldham22 3 роки тому +2

      Is that a problem?

    • @cs7811
      @cs7811 3 роки тому +1

      @M o what's wrong with their pfp

  • @theharbingerofdawn7207
    @theharbingerofdawn7207 4 роки тому +250

    I was taking a drink and nearly choked looking at the thumbnail. The "Can't sleep? Try this." video is actually the video that made me subscribe to you. Brilliant as always Uncle E

    • @jaredwood8163
      @jaredwood8163 4 роки тому +3

      that’s the first video I saw of his as well! Bless

    • @tanuki9333
      @tanuki9333 4 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @Mkmcco
      @Mkmcco 4 роки тому +7

      Subscribing to this channel was probably one of the best decisions I've made on UA-cam.

    • @jaredwood8163
      @jaredwood8163 4 роки тому +10

      Matthew McConico he’s helped me sleep every night since I subbed. Or almost every night sometimes I cheat on papa rift with goodnight moon

    • @j.m.s_3285
      @j.m.s_3285 4 роки тому +4

      Remember when UA-cam algorithms were useful? That's how I found him. Deep One Dave. Last good thing UA-cam showed me was Crafsman.
      That was at least a year ago now...

  • @NoEntertainment
    @NoEntertainment 4 роки тому +495

    Alternate Title: "ASMR For Literally Everyone"

    • @0megamanX
      @0megamanX 4 роки тому +23

      ...except the dumbass college students in my town. All the outdoor fests that happen this time of year got shut down so now they are just having more house parties, all crammed in together indoors.

    • @Mkmcco
      @Mkmcco 4 роки тому +26

      @@0megamanX They literally are making middle schoolers look smart...

    • @snazzyfeathers
      @snazzyfeathers 4 роки тому +1

      Almost everyone you mean.

    • @NoEntertainment
      @NoEntertainment 4 роки тому +32

      "ASMR For What Should Be Literally Everyone Unless You Live In An Area Where There's No Quarantine, Or You Are A Stupid Person Who Does Not Obey Obligations, So I Think Rift's Original Title Actually Works Better"

    • @TheDamisen
      @TheDamisen 4 роки тому

      @No. Perfect

  • @concon09090
    @concon09090 4 роки тому +408

    Daughter: mom, why is my brother named Dodo?
    Me: your dad wanted to name him after something that doesn't exist anymore
    Daughter: makes sense, thanks mom
    Me: no problem, Toilet Paper

    • @Eclipse-pw3sf
      @Eclipse-pw3sf 4 роки тому +7

      What-

    • @GgTTV828
      @GgTTV828 4 роки тому +4

      ROFL

    • @GgTTV828
      @GgTTV828 4 роки тому +13

      @@Eclipse-pw3sf the joke is her brother's name is Dodo, an extinct animal. However, her name is toilet paper, something difficult to find in these moments; it was joked that they also don't/won't exist. Hope this helps

    • @theballdoctor
      @theballdoctor 4 роки тому +1

      pretty sure the memes supposed to be the son asking the father about his sister, but i digress

    • @concon09090
      @concon09090 4 роки тому +7

      @@theballdoctor yeah but I'm a girl so what are ya gonna do

  • @hnixon73
    @hnixon73 4 роки тому +42

    ER, you look tired, and I hope you’ve been doing ok recently. That’s nowhere near an insult, take care x

  • @gabrielfranchino2996
    @gabrielfranchino2996 4 роки тому +495

    Uncle rift flexing his stock of toilet paper to us peasants

    • @eanschaan9392
      @eanschaan9392 4 роки тому +13

      This man is insinuating he still has Toilet Paper! GET HIM!

    • @justconfused6071
      @justconfused6071 4 роки тому +2

      just buy reusable toilet paper

    • @justconfused6071
      @justconfused6071 4 роки тому

      why are you confused, yes a rag or cloth, just wash it.

    • @missbirb9692
      @missbirb9692 4 роки тому +11

      @@avboy6481 *violently dials 911*

    • @boopsboops7692
      @boopsboops7692 4 роки тому

      He’s not the only one with toilet paper
      🧻
      ✋🤑

  • @simonstopher5212
    @simonstopher5212 4 роки тому +173

    Hey Paul, how are you doing in quarantine man? Just wanted to make sure someone was looking out for you too, I hope you're not too bored and that you and your family are all safe! Much love from a locked down New Zealand ❤️

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 4 роки тому +16

      Simonstopher you just spread not too known information.....

    • @peresusjacksonfan
      @peresusjacksonfan 4 роки тому +15

      I keep forgetting his name is Paul 😂

    • @biggboi8009
      @biggboi8009 4 роки тому +13

      Angie og fans knew his name years back

    • @simonstopher5212
      @simonstopher5212 4 роки тому +13

      Ye I've been watching my man ER for 6 years now I think I know his name ahaha

    • @davidrubio3865
      @davidrubio3865 4 роки тому +2

      This guy

  • @sebb8347
    @sebb8347 4 роки тому +21

    ER: "You have such a fantastic brain"
    Me (somehow) thinking to myself: 'lol I can't breathe'

  • @raiqq3264
    @raiqq3264 4 роки тому +41

    ER: Trying to give the nice tingles
    Me: Just trying to get some damn sleep
    My brain: *TIDDY IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK, H E L L Y E A*

  • @midnightblaze4313
    @midnightblaze4313 4 роки тому +216

    Da sound go crinkle and fill me with tingle.

  • @felinediscipline
    @felinediscipline 4 роки тому +707

    News: "You might have trouble Self-isolating yourself..."
    Me: "TroUBLE SeLF-IsoLAtIng, I DO ThaT alREaDy"

    • @theeguy9022
      @theeguy9022 4 роки тому +19

      everyone says isolation i prefer the term solitude

    • @felinediscipline
      @felinediscipline 4 роки тому +7

      @@theeguy9022 Solitary Confinement

    • @theeguy9022
      @theeguy9022 4 роки тому +4

      @@felinediscipline well i didn't think that far i meant taking joy out of the loneliness

    • @felinediscipline
      @felinediscipline 4 роки тому +4

      @@theeguy9022 Loneliness is Bliss, it just depends where you have it

    • @breathtakingsamurai981
      @breathtakingsamurai981 4 роки тому +4

      I do it my whole life 😀

  • @sierra117420
    @sierra117420 3 роки тому +7

    When my anxiety gets the best of me, your videos really help calm me down and catch my breath. You're doing a great service to me and others who suffer from anxiety, thank you!

  • @dziura6591
    @dziura6591 4 роки тому +111

    ASMR for people in quarantine. ER is helping us to get quarantingles

  • @Doilem
    @Doilem 4 роки тому +140

    When he was messing with the gloves, he was actually just trying to remember how to put them on after doing so many hand movements.

    • @Silkie_Dragon
      @Silkie_Dragon 4 роки тому +2

      He’s not used to controlling hands with his tentacles that we know are there

    • @wadecarnes8159
      @wadecarnes8159 4 роки тому +4

      Alpha Toad your pfp intimidates me

    • @moonknight5588
      @moonknight5588 4 роки тому +1

      Damn bro you looking thicc

  • @dariuskeen9046
    @dariuskeen9046 4 роки тому +185

    ME: about to fall asleep
    Rift: pulls out a toilet paper
    ME: WAKE UP CHECKING UNDER MY PILLOW TO MAKE SURE MY TOILET PAPER IS STILL THERE

    • @animeuxes
      @animeuxes 4 роки тому +10

      JustOnelonelyguy 2300 why are you putting toilet paper under your pillow dawg😭

    • @clickbait7949
      @clickbait7949 4 роки тому

      Hello helai i’m guessing ur not
      British

    • @animeuxes
      @animeuxes 4 роки тому +8

      Clickbait y’all british people sleep with toilet paper under your pillows?

    • @spyguy888
      @spyguy888 4 роки тому +5

      Clickbait either name checks out or British people might be insane.

    • @dylanmcfiggins5816
      @dylanmcfiggins5816 4 роки тому +10

      Now we know where he keeps his stash! GET IT! I'LL HOLD HIM DOWN! :-P

  • @CarlaBaku
    @CarlaBaku 4 роки тому +5

    "Who's a good brain?" Oh man, the sudden laughter kills the tingles, but it's so worth it. :)

  • @joeyjiggy-bippers6382
    @joeyjiggy-bippers6382 4 роки тому +13

    When ER said he was gonna begin with hand movements, I really wished he washed his hands. I would've died. 😂

  • @user-sk3jd3ff3q
    @user-sk3jd3ff3q 4 роки тому +429

    Day 21 of trying to convince Ephemeral Rift to do a Gandalf the Grey ASMR Video

  • @Harpdashian
    @Harpdashian 4 роки тому +21

    That suit is looking classy the colour coordination is stupendous

  • @JazunOwO
    @JazunOwO 4 роки тому +106

    ER: Squeeze your brain.. Yeah, squeeze the hell out of it.
    Me: Wait, I HAVE MY PASSWORDS SAVED IN T- *KSJDYETJRHMWGHWGHEGHHNM*

    • @TebowTime
      @TebowTime 4 роки тому +6

      If you remember your password tell me I'll write it down for you just in case he squeezes the information out of your brain

    • @JazunOwO
      @JazunOwO 4 роки тому +4

      @@TebowTime It's too late...

    • @bwnnie
      @bwnnie 4 роки тому +2

      @meggyxd LMAO WHAT

    • @JazunOwO
      @JazunOwO 4 роки тому

      this is the most likes I've ever got lmao

  • @Diagala19
    @Diagala19 4 роки тому +7

    Every time i watch your videos i get the feeling that your style of asmr is much more relaxing amd personal than others. I don't now why but i love it
    Keep on the great work^^

  • @orjay6745
    @orjay6745 4 роки тому +10

    You know, when he is doing the "walking into the room smiling" intro where you can here his suit already, that it's going to be an especially good video.

  • @johannaberling1978
    @johannaberling1978 4 роки тому +334

    Imagine people in 10 years coming back to all these quarantine videos and being like “what the hell were these guys up to they need HELP” lmao

    • @sleepyasmrgeek
      @sleepyasmrgeek 4 роки тому +58

      > people
      > in 10 years
      You're an optimist, aren't you

    • @samuelcarryer9870
      @samuelcarryer9870 4 роки тому +6

      If the world doesn’t end from climate change in 10 years lol😢

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 4 роки тому +1

      Johanna Berling it would be in the history books by then

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 4 роки тому

      Samuel Carryer it won’t, unless we don’t DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!!

    • @nathanunderwood6979
      @nathanunderwood6979 4 роки тому +12

      Angie Climate change isnt as bad as people think. Yall need to stop bitching about it.

  • @LISTEN_MEDIA
    @LISTEN_MEDIA 4 роки тому

    Just wanna say that the thoughtful way you speak and the hand movements you did at the beginning were enough to completely calm me and bring my mood up. Thank you.

  • @isaac_oldham22
    @isaac_oldham22 4 роки тому +15

    ER: *Pulls out sacred TP*
    Me: I thinks it’s time for a bit of a conquest.

  • @SpaceAgeASMR
    @SpaceAgeASMR 4 роки тому +996

    This is totally unrealistic! He has toilet paper, everyone knows those have been extinct for months!

    • @N_ckyz
      @N_ckyz 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah. Toilet paper has been extinct for some months.

    • @coqzilla3811
      @coqzilla3811 4 роки тому +29

      Obviously, he got some from The Toiletry Man

    • @deputywreckmeister
      @deputywreckmeister 4 роки тому +26

      I have tons of paper toilet lol could make a castle with it
      Nah I'm joking I use my hands.

    • @xan1274
      @xan1274 4 роки тому +20

      Imagine using toilet paper, a bidet is so much more practical

    • @mickaelblake7088
      @mickaelblake7088 4 роки тому +21

      @@deputywreckmeister I'm using water, and the human body is composed of 60% of water... I'm technically using my body to clean my body...

  • @MrBurns96
    @MrBurns96 4 роки тому +12

    49:45 that new ASMR type is just so tingling.

  • @ArrozConLecheGang
    @ArrozConLecheGang 4 роки тому +53

    Me: Finally starting to relax and fall asleep
    ER: And then....I'll remove your brain.
    *What*

  • @Lukegaming-
    @Lukegaming- 4 роки тому +83

    This dude looks like he’s been 35 years old for 45 years but honestly he rocks it he’s kinda like John wick. no offense bro

    • @davidrubio3865
      @davidrubio3865 4 роки тому +22

      You have to be a special kind of sensitive to be compared to John Wick & feel offended.

    • @Blackphillip12
      @Blackphillip12 4 роки тому +1

      Luke1239 gaming bandwagon

    • @jasonbartola6046
      @jasonbartola6046 3 роки тому +4

      how is that offensive, you said he looked young, and for so long he’s looked young, and then compared him to john wick.

    • @Lukegaming-
      @Lukegaming- 3 роки тому +5

      The Real DChii its a strange world we live in you gotta be careful sometimes

  • @maxfoster3180
    @maxfoster3180 4 роки тому +58

    last time i was this early rift was bald...

  • @jakebaker4066
    @jakebaker4066 4 роки тому +92

    While you still have the long hair, you should do “Chillaxing with the Dude ASMR” or “the Dude abides ASMR” , pour White Russians, caress the rug. Tap on bowling balls/pins.

    • @ethanstump
      @ethanstump 4 роки тому +4

      i need this.

    • @Angiesunshine13
      @Angiesunshine13 4 роки тому

      I don’t know what White Russians is, or what you mean by caress the rug

    • @apollovotum4667
      @apollovotum4667 4 роки тому

      Angie White Russian is a type of Alcoholic drink

    • @jakebaker4066
      @jakebaker4066 4 роки тому +5

      Angie a White Russian is a glass of ice with 1part vodka, 2 parts khaluah and 2 parts half and half. It’s amazing.
      and I mean touch a rug that pulls the room together.

    • @liljacobofficial6059
      @liljacobofficial6059 4 роки тому +3

      @@jakebaker4066 I'm guessing that is from the big Lebowski

  • @kellybrown155
    @kellybrown155 2 роки тому

    The black nitrile gloves is the best sound ever!! Tingles every single time no matter how many times I watch. Thank you kindly.

  • @binkerooney5175
    @binkerooney5175 4 роки тому +3

    The most wholesome things I’ve seen so far in quarantine, is ER and the comments

  • @GemmaSl
    @GemmaSl 4 роки тому +5

    My friend just died of the virus. I can’t thank you and all the ASMR artists enough for helping us through this dark time.

  • @CerebralASMR
    @CerebralASMR 4 роки тому +60

    Dude, SensorAdi and DrT both mentioned that they would love to do a collab with you (nudge nudge)👍

    • @Amphibian42
      @Amphibian42 4 роки тому +11

      A lot of people want to, but he's a very selective guy, has only ever collabed with Phoenician Sailor

    • @samuelgrady3540
      @samuelgrady3540 4 роки тому +2

      Tiraradeguello did a collab with him years ago but it’s been deleted I believe

    • @Amphibian42
      @Amphibian42 4 роки тому +2

      @@samuelgrady3540 i didn't even know that, nice

    • @CharCar92yt
      @CharCar92yt 4 роки тому +1

      do you watch tiraradeguello?

    • @Amphibian42
      @Amphibian42 4 роки тому +6

      @@CharCar92yt yes, of course, i only really watch the weird asmrtists

  • @deadmanfredtv2062
    @deadmanfredtv2062 4 роки тому +1

    ive watched this like 10 times now, out of nowhere the drill just gave me massive tingles!

  • @Not__Steven
    @Not__Steven 4 роки тому

    The commentary while just calmly playing with the stuff is golden, never stop

  • @delliardo583
    @delliardo583 4 роки тому +58

    Next time on Ephemeral Rift:
    Will Corvus be able to defeat the slightly nefarious forces of Margaret?
    Will the green man wake from his slumber?
    And will the Dave find his wallet?
    All that and more on the next episode of Ephemeral Rift!

    • @Teratofur
      @Teratofur 4 роки тому

      Omg, I forgot about green man! We definitely need for him to make a return.

    • @captainseasick6663
      @captainseasick6663 4 роки тому +1

      Tune in tomorrow, same Rift-time, same Rift-channel!

    • @TheMurlocKeeper
      @TheMurlocKeeper 4 роки тому

      I miss Dave, tbh. He's lovely! 😆

  • @thetreeshaveeyes
    @thetreeshaveeyes 4 роки тому +3

    I can’t stress how much patience you must have to stare at a camera for an hour and a half! Thx rift 💜💜💜

  • @swagpotato720
    @swagpotato720 4 роки тому +9

    The whole “Nuts.....and Bolts.” thing only got more sketchy the longer he did it 😂
    “My Nuts............................and Bolts......”

  • @jordan95hd83
    @jordan95hd83 4 роки тому +2

    Calling this relaxing would be an understatement, brother. 😌 I love everything, especially the have movements and the wiggling of the fingers.
    How you haven't hit 1M subs yet is beyond me, man...

  • @kyrill26071
    @kyrill26071 4 роки тому +6

    I really wonder, how this man has only 787k subs. He deserves MUCH more.

  • @NicoTheProto
    @NicoTheProto 4 роки тому +3

    He's the most compassionate business man

  • @andreiioangabor1027
    @andreiioangabor1027 4 роки тому

    Yeeees. I love these videos. They're like core set from magic, where it's not on a specific plain, their are reprints but also new cards and it's just fun.

  • @fatjuicytaco
    @fatjuicytaco 4 роки тому +45

    Everyone’s running out of toilet paper but I got a life supply of baby wipes.

    • @kermitdefrog6293
      @kermitdefrog6293 4 роки тому +8

      @Ivan Rosales Your family is the very reason I have remained on the toilet for three days, now.

    • @dangerouseducation40
      @dangerouseducation40 4 роки тому +2

      If you told me a few months ago is be calling a guy on the internet with a baby wipe stash "lucky," I would have slapped you.

    • @fatjuicytaco
      @fatjuicytaco 4 роки тому +1

      Ty R I would have slapped myself if I knew I would be using baby wipes because I can’t find tp.

    • @kid3686
      @kid3686 4 роки тому

      WayToGo Paul imagine your sloppy ass

  • @candlelightkid119
    @candlelightkid119 4 роки тому +41

    Gonna re watch this everyday until this is over

    • @ashtonb4294
      @ashtonb4294 4 роки тому +4

      i’m so tired of this virus :(

    • @floatingsharko7795
      @floatingsharko7795 4 роки тому +3

      PHANTM ASH I could live my life like this for a while, I don’t mind it

  • @trustudy6083
    @trustudy6083 4 роки тому +4

    This makes me feel like I aen't quarantining alone. Cheers dude.

  • @OfficialAwkbe
    @OfficialAwkbe 4 роки тому

    You are a blessing. Thanks for working so hard to make these long videos.

  • @nunyabidness4660
    @nunyabidness4660 4 роки тому +157

    No one:
    Literally not a soul:
    ER:
    who's a good brain?
    **proceeds to stroke brain**

  • @TheBladeOfTheHero
    @TheBladeOfTheHero 4 роки тому +281

    If you aren’t in quarantine, leave the premises with haste as we don’t take kindly to you people around these parts.

    • @deputywreckmeister
      @deputywreckmeister 4 роки тому +3

      Not all countries are in quarantine.

    • @deputywreckmeister
      @deputywreckmeister 4 роки тому +2

      @Ropsutor lol you gonna get the virus and go around the world knowing that airports are shut down?

    • @crazypinkwerewolf
      @crazypinkwerewolf 4 роки тому +3

      @@deputywreckmeister a little rude

    • @deputywreckmeister
      @deputywreckmeister 4 роки тому +6

      @@crazypinkwerewolf yeah I always get called rude first when I'm probably the first person you could get along with.

    • @vincezockt127
      @vincezockt127 4 роки тому +1

      @@deputywreckmeister i know what you'r talking bout its alway the ones who try logig

  • @itzhegs6742
    @itzhegs6742 3 роки тому +3

    It sucks that this still works 9 months later, we're all still stuck in quarantine

  • @ellakz8963
    @ellakz8963 4 роки тому +1

    I love how there's almost a chaotic neutral vibe to all his videos, makes them more enjoyable than your typical same video from other channels

  • @carolcremer6235
    @carolcremer6235 4 роки тому +1

    you have the best ASMR sounds, and your whispering voice is very hypnotic. Thank you for your videos they are very relaxing

  • @chreent4807
    @chreent4807 4 роки тому +329

    Only time people should horde toilet paper is when daddy rift tells them to

    • @wadecarnes8159
      @wadecarnes8159 4 роки тому +37

      Introverted Bloodsucker We got a problem?

    • @animeuxes
      @animeuxes 4 роки тому +20

      u mean uncle rift-

    • @foxstuff6470
      @foxstuff6470 4 роки тому +5

      hello halei DADDY* ^~^

    • @eeeee9617
      @eeeee9617 4 роки тому +8

      Did you just- daddy??

    • @cowboyfunkk
      @cowboyfunkk 4 роки тому +17

      If you say that one more time, there will be consequences.

  • @lorenzo3836
    @lorenzo3836 4 роки тому +12

    "what an amazing brain" my grades: we can prove otherwise

  • @kjbervin9478
    @kjbervin9478 4 роки тому +2

    This was so relaxing, E.R. Thank you! I hope all is well for you and yours. Hang in there and I hope the eye continues to get better. 😎👍

  • @KuddlyKung
    @KuddlyKung 4 роки тому +12

    Him: "I would love to show you my nuts"
    Me: continue...
    : "as well as bolts"
    Me: relieved and decieved

  • @VoiceofPersonaASMR
    @VoiceofPersonaASMR 4 роки тому +3

    Rift went from making apocalyptic role plays to making normal videos to take our minds off of the actual apocalypse lol.

  • @BearHunter-yp1mj
    @BearHunter-yp1mj 4 роки тому +17

    Imagine being in VR watching this and and he says “we are going to remove your brain” and someone walks up behind u and put their hand on your head
    Scary

  • @mauricebruse6928
    @mauricebruse6928 2 роки тому

    this is one of the best asmr videos ever, i watched it nearly 100 times because its helping me incredible fast to relax and sleep

  • @kyazo3934
    @kyazo3934 4 роки тому

    So glad you finally released volume 10 on Spotify!! Been waiting so long haha

  • @bayotic4286
    @bayotic4286 4 роки тому +8

    i appreciate all the hard work that u do

  • @lillykay6894
    @lillykay6894 4 роки тому +5

    I hope he understands how appreciated his efforts and time are 💓

  • @ASMRher
    @ASMRher 4 роки тому

    Ephemeral Rift is one of the BEST asmrtist out there, every video is just on point! Love your work!

  • @AmandaK0488
    @AmandaK0488 4 роки тому +1

    Love this! Always love the hand movements, and loved the brain and grinder! (The one before the plastic bag-forgot name of object already) thank you for the distraction of the world. It's the only thing letting me rest lately

  • @cali7435
    @cali7435 4 роки тому +10

    ER: you’re getting sleepier... Me: Maybe that’s because I’m dead and you’re holding my brain

  • @denniscowe3289
    @denniscowe3289 4 роки тому +109

    Me: *is early*
    Comments: *have only 17*
    Me: *has nothing to do while watching the video*
    The only problem with being faster than light is that there’s only darkness

    • @1SilverDollar
      @1SilverDollar 4 роки тому +3

      We must be strong in these turbulent hours.

    • @crashbashify
      @crashbashify 4 роки тому +8

      This is one of the dumbest comments I've seen.

    • @denniscowe3289
      @denniscowe3289 4 роки тому +2

      crashbashify thanks!

    • @liyasya172
      @liyasya172 4 роки тому

      you still watching?

    • @Silkie_Dragon
      @Silkie_Dragon 4 роки тому +1

      crashbashify only topped by a comment addressing a dumb comment

  • @denise7590
    @denise7590 4 роки тому

    You are one of the few youtubers whose videos I'd give a thumbs up immediately because I know I'm gonna love it. Thank you for your work 😊😴

  • @elliotgale
    @elliotgale 4 роки тому +1

    this is so clever and creative, great stuff as always!!

  • @logancarey7012
    @logancarey7012 4 роки тому +3

    Yesss, what we all wanted but didn’t know we all wanted!!

  • @wikern7010
    @wikern7010 4 роки тому +123

    No one:
    IG satisfying vidoes accounts: 49:50

  • @hollielouise3391
    @hollielouise3391 4 роки тому

    A whole video of cd tapping and track name reading would be amazing! Great vid

  • @sawol3580
    @sawol3580 4 роки тому

    I haven’t fallen asleep to an ASMR video in awhile! Thank you! 😊

  • @anny2453
    @anny2453 4 роки тому +8

    *aggressively saves this in the ultimate asmr playlist*

  • @thurnishaley5559
    @thurnishaley5559 4 роки тому +11

    You know what would be great. A collaboration between ephemeral rift and Dr. T

  • @somedood2128
    @somedood2128 4 роки тому

    The brain part was wholesome and gave me a good smile, good work!

  • @stevenspencer9006
    @stevenspencer9006 4 роки тому

    If Heather father is the mother of asmr ER is definitely the father of asmr. You must be one of the longest asmr artists running. Thank you for all your dedication and hard work. You deserve a medal