Spends $30 on Wine
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- Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
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My boss invited me to a wine tasting party last month. It was this.
Please tell me that nobody licked the cork...
My Condolences 😒
I'm so sorry... My boss doesn't mix his personal and work life and I'm so glad because your scenario is my worst fear coming to life. In my crap scenario everyone there is a bunch of sommeliers and I'm all 4 of these characters at any given time.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@kc72186 what happens at wine tasting stays at wine tasting
Lmao he said “let’s toast to generational wealth.” .... “and embezzlement” 🤣🤣🤣
I work at a bar and will now forever be describing the color of our red wine selections as a Dark Barney
Italian restaurant for me - same!!
I once saw a French man in a rural Irish pub ask what wines were available. He looked shocked when the bartender placed two bottles on the counter and said "red and white".
Also, when you serve the glass, you have to say “You are about to witness…the taste”
“Why are you dressed like a boat shoe” and “Grapey” put me over the edge!! I love these guys!
"Let us start by admiring the viscosity" "Yes it's very purple" 😂
"Kumquat... one the finer quats" 🤣🤣🤣 I can't breathe
"It's nice being divorced..."
Almost spit out my coffee 😂
I am a wine person and I have to say . . . this is real sector of society.
How sad.
@@2anonymous LMFAO!!!
I just puked in my mouth a little…
The real question… how many bottles of wine did they drink before filming 😆😆😆
Especially Charlie
@Let’s go Brandon
He looked a little toasty
@@amandas.6500 very toasty
That's what I wanted to know. I think he said on a podcast that they were quite toasty.
I wanna know who else is taking a sip of something as they see Charlie spit out his wine. I surely would have lost it myself!
The fountin part where he exploded had me. Fantastic
Raspberry Mead
Oh my gosh, I must have rewound er 20 times🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I've never been able to gargle anything, I choke
I almost spit out my coffee when he did.
how you manage to get any usable takes without laughing is beyond me. hilarious!
“To generational wealth, and embezzlement.” Hahahaha
Charlie is the only one that looks actually hammered. His eyes says it all.
As a wine professional, I am now going to describe a wine’s color in terms of its Barney-ness. Thanks gents
"Lay of Frito"...😂
This was me and my sisters as kids when our parents gave us sparkling grape juice. ✨🍇
I couldn't hold it together "it's a dark Barney" 🤣🤣🤣
Perfectly captures the pretentiousness of wine connoisseurs.
“Let us start by admiring the viscosity”
“Yes, it is very purple”
I’m dead
You just KNOW this video was made several bottles of that wine in.
10 year old me when I drink orange soda out of a wine glass.
“Is this normal?”
“Yes. I hit this switch and then I wait two days. And then I call Steven. And then he comes, and turns it on.”🤣😂
😂 You guys are goofy! "Here's to generational wealth." Purple rain....💀
I don't know how they got through this video without more spit takes!
The little jumping jacks 🤣
Taylor: Grape. Definitely grapey.
😂😂😂
The phone fire with Charlie warming up his hands was spot on 😅🤣😅🤣
"Barney, but darker" I'm dying!
You guys cracked me up and now my eyes are watering and I'm at work!!! When Charlie had to spit out his wine....Soooo funny!!
Holy shit, this was good.
I love all beer, but am a beer snob of sorts with Barrel Aged stuff. That...should definitely be on the list. There are so many ridiculous things we do that are begging to be mocked.
Look up Trey Kennedy and “Guys Who Only Drink IPAs.” It covers a lot.
@@jonathanraithel5726 Thanks, will do!
Still think these guys could do it well, too. Add in Miles maybe, too.
I spent $8 on a single bottle of beer.
@@seanhartnett79 $50 is my highest so far. A few of those, actually. Some worth it, some not.
@@MBrulla is a $50 bottle of beer even possible or are you talking wine or spirits
VR now exclusively stands for very real
So many nuggets of wisdom. Watching Charlie spit up after airing the wine was hilarious. I can't wait to tell people VR is Very Real.
“2020 that was a good year!” 😂
I buy the biggest bottle of the cheapest white I can find because I’m a classless drunken hillbilly. And not ashamed.
A few thoughts:
When it comes to quats, I definitely prefer kumquat to paraquat.
Cat food makes an excellent budget pate.
If you want the taste of liquid Cheetos wrapped in bacon, pick up a bottle of Laphroaig.
Tell your folks I says hi.
is that supposed to be a complement to laphroaig?
Ah, yes, 'tis the kummiest of quats
Laphroaig tastes more like burning tires.
“Admire the viscosity.”
“Yes, it’s very purple.”
This was awesome, thank you Charlie!!
You guys and the Aunty Donna know how to properly enjoy a 30$ bottle of wine!!! Sublime!!!
Enjoy it in the kiln?
CHUG-A-LUG!!
I would love the behind the scenes production of these bits! “Hey, gargle and we’ll smell it.”
I m french and having spent the last 5 years in the usa I can say this so accurate : everytime i brought a bottle of wine this happened !
Well done guys for an other great quality video :)
“The acoustics” was my favourite line
Charlie gagging after every sip 🤣🤣🤣
The more I watch this the more I am convinced there was no script, they were just one upping each other with jokes.
'I've never even heard of it .. I want some!'
🤣😂 I love this!
Now that's a wine tasting I'd enjoy. The mockery was satisfying
Did he really say "Marion Barry" there when doing the sniff test?!
"I could really taste the grape"
"Very grapey"
😂😂😂😂😂
the almost choking to death while gurgling wine broke me
Instead of 1 small bottles of expensive wine for $30 you should get 2 big bottles of Manichevitz or Mogen David's.
Manichevitz Elderberry was great, too bad they stopped making it. Now I have to settle for blackberry.
OMG! I never thought I'd laugh this hard at a parody of wine snobs! Dyin!
He’s figured out how to listen to wine. Just as the memes foretold
Charlie's spittake omg I am dying!! 🤣🤣
The thumbnail looks like a Sear's catalog ad!
They look like they were drunk before shooting and someone came up with the idea and they just filmed it lol
Nothing quite like a dark Barney.
Love you wine snobs!❤️🍷Cheers!
Missed the part of screwing up taking the cork out and having to get other tools out. Not to mention particles of cork floating in your wine
It's basically just a screw and vice grips... Which actually works
the particles of cork are hilarious! I like when swords are used to open champagne bottles so a shot of a dull one bouncing off a bottle would have been funny. There is this really red hot circle that burns the neck so that corks stay put and rattling a cold wrench might have been too much.
Can't stop, won't stop laughing. Awesome work!
Makes me think of wayyyy back when we would grab a bottle of good ol' Boone's Farm and thought we were hot sh*t because we were not quite of age yet.....anyone else old enough to remember drinking that? Lol
Absolutely. The drink of choice (when you're 17) and listening to Fleetwood Mac
I remember drinking it in college with folks and there was one guy in our friends group whose lips would turn purple/blue any time he had some, did not matter the variety. We're pretty sure he was allergic to something in the formula, but it never seemed to stop him. 🤣 Boone's Farm was so bad thinking back on it, but it was cheap and super accessible. 🍷
Yup i do lol. And wine coolers
Yep, 30yrs ago it was Boone's, Night Train, and Richard's...
A way to get drunk on your lunch money.
edit, Can't believe I forgot a staple of the day... MD 20/20
I used to drink the light green stuff like koolaid!
I think that Boone’s Farm ruined me from enjoying wine now.
Ahhh...perfection! Could have wine and cheese with a charcuterie of individually wrapped kraft cheese slices...
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant! 👏🏼 “to generational wealth…and embezzlement” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is literally what happens at wine tastings 😂
As a Frenchman I am laughing hysterically
Here I am buying the $7.99 bottle of Sutter Home or Woodbridge or Barefoot...gets me buzzed faster & cheaper ....lmao 🤣🤣🤦♀️
ALDI has wine for $2.87. I'm ashamed.
@@fornarnia8 And it tastes like Kool-aid. Lol. But I keep buying it. The little owls are so cute.
@@VioletJoy I've never understood why tasting like kool-aid is a bad thing.
@@Shagva Ya, kool-aid tastes better than wine.
@@Shagva I like it! However, it's not for "wine snobs". Lol. They prefer the really heavy duty stuff. I'll stick to my tea and Aldi owl wine. 😁
You all are like the Adam Sandler movies except for UA-cam. Keeping your friends in the game and having fun! Love the crossovers! You all should get together with the southern thing channel and have a competition skit with them Midwest versus the southern.
So much better than Adam Sandler movies..🙂
Why would you say something so cruel? “Like Adam Sandler” jeez, this man did nothing to you to insult him in such a way.
Yeah, except these guys are actually funny
Oh man don't stop, that shit is funny right there.
Save the bottle so ya can use it for your box wine
This wine is impertinent, willfully bold and disrespectful.
I needed this laugh today, thanks.
Interesting tasting 🍷Love the Fritos as a tidbit 🌽 So that's what Prince meant in the song "Purple Rain" ☔🍇🍆 always wondered? ☔
First and the wafting from Charlies mouth was great 😂😂
The most expensive wine I have tasted was around 100 and I couldn't tell a danm difference. I don't even like wine that much, except for ice wine because it's sweet, and any sweet wine really (especially fruity).
Ice wine WORD. It's adult fruit juice.
Back in the early 80’s I was a college student. My date took me out to a really nice restaurant (the kind where they don’t have prices on the menu). It was over $200 a plate (probably why).
Anyways, he got a bottle of Merlot to go with the meal. It was $300. I remember the wine steward telling us that it had notes of oak. I’m a college student, barely old enough to drink, what do I know about wine, right?
It was so dry it just sucked the moisture out of my mouth, then bitter, then the taste of oak was so strong that I would have been easily convinced that they put chunks of the barrel in there. To me, it was awful.
Today I’m older, wiser, and prefer Barefoot Bubbly if I have a choice 😆
Edit to add a price comparison (for the younger crowd): McDonald’s regular hamburgers were 4/$1.00 and after 8 pm the price dropped to 10/$1.00. McDonald’s was very popular for late night study groups.
@@actuallyitisrocketscience That wine sounded crazy expensive even before adjusting for inflation!
@@kynn23 to me it was. But my date was from a wealthy family and didn’t even blink at the $700 check for that meal.
The most expensive wine I’ve ever had was a dessert wine in Japan. Dessert wines are usually too sweet for me, but this one was actually quite good. My husband got the information about it from our host and later on we went to get a bottle for ourselves. It was ¥600,000, which converts to around $6000. 😂 it was good, but not $6000 worth of good!
I swear I smelled wine while watching!
Charlie is me. Did a wine tasting with friends, and the one was so bad I choked on it. Turns out white pepper isn't a wine ingredient I appreciate. Only one person in our group liked it, and she was hammered by the time we called it a day. Everything we hated, we made her drink.
I lost it when you spit up the wine as they were all smelling it. Lol
Once again I am reminded why I switched to drinking only whiskey.
No water!?
Charlie! Your mother said to get home.😛😅🤣
Would rather sting piss than attend a wine party like that
My last wine experience was finishing the mini sutterfields I use for cooking. I am lame.
I cannot find words to describe my joy. Watching this video for a third time already
That’s 100% correct. And always with the cheap shit. People pouring $150 wine make less of a deal about it than box wine folks who buy their first Decoy.
"To generational wealth"
"And embezzlement."
😆 🤣 😆
I only really can tell a difference in liqueur. Cheap vs. expensive tequila or rum for example.
Damn, y'all really ain't shy about ripping off Aunty Donna
"To generational wealth. And embezzlement." 🤣
I have to say, the fella with the beard saying: "That sounds Australian" made me chuckle a bit as an Aussie.
Y'know... Because his accent is Kiwi, and they're constantly getting confused for Australians.
This has to be one of the craziest videos I've ever watched !!
I like how they’re speaking in Ron Burgandy voices.
The best quat
Laughed all the way through!
I don't know, my personal favorite quat is the goquat.
Well i can say never, it's always a bunch of fine bottles of wine and drunk people going fucking nuts after about 20 min.
That Guy: First of all, you over-paid for that bottle...$20-25 tops. Also, that wine should be consumed the year it was vinted. You don't age Nouveau!
It’s scientifically proven that saying something with a French accent makes it sound fancy….for example
Olive Garden……
Olive Garden(French accent)
See totally works
It sounds better
Jardin d'olive
This is the best one y'all have made by far!🤣
Really? I can think of many that are equally as good. Not to say this isn't funny, but "by far"?
Filet of Frito dipped in thirty dollar wine. LOL! PS--I don't want any Purple Rain!
From the thumbnail I thought Charlie and Trevor Wallace met up. "Wisconsin f bois get a bottle of wine".. still as good as cheese curds though...
I can only imagine how much fun you had making this. The whole thing is hilariously cringe send yet spot on. From someone who used to work at a prestigious winery, you nailed it.
a.) If that bottle of Beaujolais cost you 30 bucks, you are doing something wrong. 🤣
b.) Sad to say I know people like the ones you're poking fun of. Box wine and the more accessible wines are "hick" wines to them, no good wine comes from any place that isn't California or France and they try to convince the rest of us that they can taste all the subtle notes that composed the wine (none of us are fooled).
c.) The bit at the end about the fireplace had me rolling. Funny as always!
b) spot on. Just let them know that the average price of a bottle of wine sold in Europe is a lot cheaper than in USA. Here in Spain you can get amazing wine from a 2 Euro bottle.
@@calalos confused American noises
A dirty secret of the wine world: most wine snobs and sommeliers can't pick the $1000 wine from $25 wines in a blind taste test.
Same thing with music. Symphony musicians can't reliably tell a $3,000,000 Stradivarius from a $5,000 violin in a blind test.
But I'll bet that if they TASTED the Strat, it would taste...violiney.
You've clearly never watched Two Set Violin then
Don't propagate lie.
I actually would disagree I believe trained sommeliers can taste the difference between a cheap and expensive wine, and a trained musician can tell between a cheap and expensive instrument. Certainly as a musician you learn quickly how to tell cheap vs expensive guitars, pianos, basses and other instruments. Sometimes it's hard because the cheap/expensive instrument are tested using the same melody line when expensive instruments are most useful in certain contexts
@@masbaiy4858 Don't shoot the messenger.