Ep 161 - The MEANEST Thing A Guy Has Said | Shxtsngigs Podcast

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  • @baltasaradeluca6701
    @baltasaradeluca6701 Рік тому +166

    It’s so funny seeing James and Fuhad saying “I promise you that would never be me” while rocking in their rocking chairs like a bunch of gossiping grannies 😂

  • @susaninscotland
    @susaninscotland 2 роки тому +387

    The meanest thing a guy has said...
    I was minding my own business at a dental check-up.
    My dentist sighed and said, 'you're so beautiful, it's such a shame about your teeth....'
    And the meanest thing a girl has said....
    I was minding my own business at an eyebrow threading appointment (the public eyebrow threading stands you see in the middle of shopping centres).
    The beautician finished my brows and gave me a mirror to see. Whilst I was looking & feeling quite good, she said 'Would you like me to remove your moustache as well?'
    I didn't know I had shit teeth or a moustache....what the heck!!!

    • @fazormcghee7936
      @fazormcghee7936 2 роки тому +23

      Then you should appreciate them for letting you know as well as for fixing it

    • @shawnlove4502
      @shawnlove4502 2 роки тому +24

      Lol they said this to me too lol. I was like girl, what mustache

    • @tajthegreatone9326
      @tajthegreatone9326 Рік тому +12

      Those aren't that bad seeing you can fix them.

    • @Mae-rr5ye
      @Mae-rr5ye Рік тому +3

      LMAO sometimes people need a bit of help 🤣

    • @leiajones852
      @leiajones852 Рік тому +1

      😭😭

  • @callumbowler5684
    @callumbowler5684 2 роки тому +216

    These guys have me laughing OUTLOUD walking home at 3am. On the street like a psycho scaring all the locals 🤣🤣

    • @YuumiMa1n
      @YuumiMa1n 5 місяців тому +2

      The worst is when its crazy unexpected and completely out of pocket on the fucking train bro. It’s fuckin jarring to see even the local fucking meth head look at you like that one crazy guy thats always on the bus.

  • @hannamohammed3198
    @hannamohammed3198 2 роки тому +97

    Thanks to you 2 I have a British accent come out randomly in the middle of the day! Love you guys!

    • @vida.r
      @vida.r 8 місяців тому

      "Rraaa" "that's jokes" has become part of my vocabulary now and I'm from the US 😅

    • @shakeermohammed208
      @shakeermohammed208 7 місяців тому +1

      @@vida.rfactsss🤣

  • @sheemashae1192
    @sheemashae1192 2 роки тому +257

    "Just because it's Wednesday " 😂😭😭 I agree women say things that hit home for absolutely no reason sometimes 🤣But THESE MEN have us beat with these statements omg.

  • @bey0ndblonde
    @bey0ndblonde 2 роки тому +61

    I dare Fuhad to slip again cause James don’t let it slide 😆 when he said ‘haved’ James knew he wasn’t hearing things 🤣

  • @kpos_fresh9379
    @kpos_fresh9379 2 роки тому +58

    Ever since I found yall on Tiktok I've added a UK accent to my speech box🤝😂😂😂😂

  • @mishbishmashpotatoes8463
    @mishbishmashpotatoes8463 Рік тому +85

    I had a guy tell me I'm just a little too pretty to be ugly and just a little too ugly to be pretty. I was shooketh 😂

    • @alysea7768
      @alysea7768 Рік тому +6

      W o w

    • @dellisaflavius1538
      @dellisaflavius1538 Рік тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @fifiwaadzina5147
      @fifiwaadzina5147 Рік тому +3

      😂

    • @nyaradhiambo
      @nyaradhiambo 10 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @YuumiMa1n
      @YuumiMa1n 5 місяців тому

      so you’re just what… mid? You’ll find my hand print on your face, the audacity! Fuck that guy!

  • @Harris.azj.97
    @Harris.azj.97 2 роки тому +96

    42:18 genuinely how I was feeling after my toxic ex “don’t push me I will make that mascara run off your face” ☠️😹

    • @nyaradhiambo
      @nyaradhiambo 10 місяців тому

      ☠️☠️☠️ oh no he didn't. The audacity

  • @k_v_z7022
    @k_v_z7022 2 роки тому +65

    Storms are named alphabetically, boys so Eunice was after storm Dudley and the next would start with F.

  • @dalubuhlengwenya7188
    @dalubuhlengwenya7188 2 роки тому +28

    You guys always find ways to make the most simplest tweets hilarioussss

  • @catiepotts4185
    @catiepotts4185 2 роки тому +88

    Found them on tik tik and fell in love. I love them 😍 they make me laugh till I can’t breathe 🤣

  • @Melissah996
    @Melissah996 2 роки тому +143

    Me and my ex found out we was expecting 👶 so we organised all our friends to meet up and have a meal to celebrate.
    We all sat around the table and everyone was deciding what started to have.
    My then partner looked at me and said " you don't need a starter as your going to get fatter anyways no need to help the progress"

  • @420random8
    @420random8 2 роки тому +32

    You guys are jokes I swear 😂 mad how far you've come in a year

  • @candyd415
    @candyd415 2 роки тому +25

    Watching the two of you laugh til you almost cry and genuinely have a good time doing something you love, makes me so happy. I love seeing the black boy joy of it all and I just wanna say thx for making me laugh during boring work zoom meetings 😂🥰

  • @Seelen_hirsch
    @Seelen_hirsch 2 роки тому +22

    I told my ex that I was suicidal and that I felt like I was about to rebound in SH and he was arguing with me and told me OVER THE PHONE: "Go kill yourself if this is fun to you." And Hung up the phone.
    5 years later and I will never forget the feeling he gave me that night.

  • @danmoss4069
    @danmoss4069 2 роки тому +9

    Got this downloaded ready for my night shift keep the laughs coming my guys 💯👌

  • @caylanilisaengels1551
    @caylanilisaengels1551 Рік тому +7

    “when I’m fucked up, that’s the real me” is the lyrics of the weeknd

  • @elleblair5399
    @elleblair5399 2 роки тому +11

    Watch these two all day, everyday at work 😂 got me cracking up

  • @hilippines2703
    @hilippines2703 2 роки тому +23

    I found you guys on tik tok and now am addicted watching everything
    You guys Are jokes 🤣

  • @laylacore2959
    @laylacore2959 2 роки тому +7

    You guys are absolute legends make my day twice a week it’s crazy feel like royalty with this treatment enjoy ur week absolute legends too funny

  • @Whatintheworld87
    @Whatintheworld87 2 роки тому +8

    Listen these guys while driving my truck, keeps me wide awake for hours 🤣🤣

  • @lifewithntokozo
    @lifewithntokozo Рік тому +3

    “They’re listening to us James!!” 😂😂 he was freaked out!

  • @paulmakisi410
    @paulmakisi410 Рік тому +4

    Back tracking through these episodes😂 absolutely digging the Mandem 🫡

  • @tildatwiss00
    @tildatwiss00 Рік тому +23

    I remember sleeping w someone and after he turned to me and said “you’re not as pretty as you think you are” I grabbed my clothes and left😭😂

    • @ninaat1303
      @ninaat1303 Рік тому

      😂😂 too bad you left I would have kicked him back. Shame on him.

    • @alexismum
      @alexismum 10 місяців тому +2

      @tildatwiss00, he was tryna make you feel insecure so that you'd stay with him & keep putting in effort to please his silly ass.
      It was smart of you to walk away.
      He must have gagged from regret afterwards (for employing manipulative tactics to trap you & failing) because you are real pretty.

  • @kJ-cp9qb
    @kJ-cp9qb 2 роки тому +12

    Whole time through the meanest thing a man has said but I just had the EMOTIONAL DAMAGE in the back of my head

  • @poppykaye717
    @poppykaye717 2 роки тому +12

    Absolutely love you guys, you manage to continue to make me laugh even on a bad day. Love that you guys watch and know Demon Slayer 🙏

  • @alleftchaosbehind2745
    @alleftchaosbehind2745 Рік тому +2

    That song was by The Weeknd called The hills have eyes.

  • @csweenz
    @csweenz 2 роки тому +3

    I’m crying yall geeked😂😂😂 fire podcast glad I found it

  • @heyitsollie6657
    @heyitsollie6657 2 роки тому +7

    The way James never lets Fuhad finish his sentence when his tongue slips😂😂.

  • @Jo-in3ms
    @Jo-in3ms 2 роки тому +16

    Fuhad’s laugh is the highlight of my week🥰

  • @Faeryfae1
    @Faeryfae1 Рік тому +3

    I discovered you guys a couple of weeks ago and I've been binging your content & am officially a Cult Baby 😁 Love your stuff. Hilarious 😂

  • @missemtkpe3396
    @missemtkpe3396 2 роки тому +5

    Too funny! Love the friendship and real talk!! Laughs positivity

  • @alexWh20
    @alexWh20 2 роки тому +10

    major appreciation for you lads editing in the videos for us, love the pod lads

  • @AmberCouture09
    @AmberCouture09 2 роки тому +2

    The Doc is a must watch. It’s really good.

  • @sophieburrows4060
    @sophieburrows4060 2 роки тому +9

    I need some ‘sorry to cut you off’ merch 👌🏼😂

  • @israeldejesus8615
    @israeldejesus8615 Місяць тому

    Just here trying to catch up to alllllllll videos. You guys are hilarious!!! Ya make my daysssssss!!!!!

  • @ankowaitingfordo4067
    @ankowaitingfordo4067 7 місяців тому +1

    36:16 had this said to me. The things it does to your confidence...

  • @ricardobarbosa980
    @ricardobarbosa980 2 роки тому +9

    Girl: why you liking this girls picture on insta?
    Boy: thats your replacement if your not careful.
    Real life story^^

  • @MillieP2416
    @MillieP2416 5 місяців тому +1

    James's Irish accent coming out at 8:08 🥰🥰❤❤

  • @VanessaDGAF305
    @VanessaDGAF305 2 роки тому +2

    The best timing I was just about to start getting ready for work.

  • @beemonique8466
    @beemonique8466 Рік тому +3

    Just what we need in this world.
    Lots of Laughs 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @jojoodonnell365
    @jojoodonnell365 2 роки тому +1

    I’m happy to see a new year! Needed it todayyy

  • @kikimarriott8707
    @kikimarriott8707 2 роки тому +8

    Men can be brutal but women take your soul #londonwomen #Scorpio #facts 🤣✌😘

  • @maisylynch7820
    @maisylynch7820 2 роки тому +1

    the best podcast by far makes me cry all the time so underrated!!!

  • @winter_Bluu
    @winter_Bluu Рік тому +2

    Finally able to get my DreamCon ticket this yr. Wish to meet you guys there one day

  • @kaymari7991
    @kaymari7991 2 роки тому +6

    After watching that dad walk. I realised an ick for me is seeing a man’s walk have to speed up cause he’s not strong enough to battle the wind 😂😂😂🤣😭

  • @shxbzin
    @shxbzin 2 роки тому +3

    36:37 looking at your nails took me out🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheJRhyder
    @TheJRhyder 2 роки тому

    Found you guys on Tiktok and you are more new favorite podcast.

  • @Jus_Melanin
    @Jus_Melanin 5 місяців тому

    “What’s he doing up there anyway?” 😂😂 that Irish leapt outta James didn’t it?

  • @sabrizakeerali1048
    @sabrizakeerali1048 2 роки тому +2

    Fun fact, If you try to open the main door of an aircraft you cant coz there is a lock all over the door that springs out as the aircraft is taking off and even if the door was unlocked it would be physically impossible to open due to pressure differences and speed the aircraft is going at. my opinion, a guy wanna open the door just sit back and enjoy the show as he gets tackled.

  • @zombiunicornpoison6908
    @zombiunicornpoison6908 2 роки тому +5

    How are these women allowing these men to chat to them like that, my man would be in a body bag😅

  • @matthewhall6175
    @matthewhall6175 2 роки тому +3

    You two are just jokes man 🤣🤣🤣 just wanted to say I introduced sip sip to gals in Newcastle they was loving life 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

  • @leannabarnett9595
    @leannabarnett9595 2 роки тому +8

    Ok I think this is the funniest episode ever. I cannot wait to hear the meanest things women have said to men because we are SAVAGE and will straight up lie to hurt a man’s feelings to win a fight.

  • @chellnicole5490
    @chellnicole5490 Рік тому +11

    Watching this episode as a Dream Con 2023 ticket holder 🥰🤗🖤 S/O to RDCWORLD ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

    • @merp9211
      @merp9211 5 місяців тому

      How was it? Would you recommend it?

  • @kelakey
    @kelakey Рік тому +3

    Meanest thing a guy said & follow up story:
    An ex told me “I can’t introduce you to my family because my favorite cousin would laugh at me & I can’t have that.”
    Broke up with him right then. Fast forward 18 months. I got engaged. Met his parents, stepbrother & grandparents prior to proposal. Wanted me to meet the whole family after me refusing repeatedly due to what my ex said being on my mind. Finally agreed & we went to a family cookout. It was a graduation cookout. Graduate was the sister of my ex. They were cousins. My fiancé was the fave cousin he was talking about. A month later I called it off because fiancé’s mom called me crying saying they’ve gone from close cousins (more like brothers) to having fist fights nearly every time they see each other & the family was picking sides & basically splitting. & my heart couldn’t deal with that. 🤦🏽‍♀️😔

    • @AlexThaGreat94
      @AlexThaGreat94 Рік тому +3

      Tbh u should've still married him and told the mom wtf he said. He deserves to get beat often.

    • @kelakey
      @kelakey Рік тому

      @@AlexThaGreat94 how I am today, I definitely would’ve. But back then I was literally always putting others before me & my happiness. I couldn’t stand being the cause of all that in a family. Me now wouldn’t have cared to be honest.

    • @AlexThaGreat94
      @AlexThaGreat94 Рік тому +2

      @@kelakey welp...hit his line now 😈

  • @billionayre8920
    @billionayre8920 2 роки тому +2

    I can watch these all day. Coincidentally been watching majority all last week 😂

  • @Listenlolly
    @Listenlolly 2 роки тому +2

    ‘Eunice took him!’ 😂

  • @TheeRyanBrice
    @TheeRyanBrice Рік тому +1

    For the AITA, I think that lad told her about how the date went in a way to keep what he has or to promote having more from the lass he's slamming.

  • @khaelahunte8014
    @khaelahunte8014 2 роки тому +3

    We're house cats. DEADASS FUNNY

  • @striker4097
    @striker4097 2 роки тому +3

    This preview has got a man intrigued 😭😭

  • @bey0ndblonde
    @bey0ndblonde 2 роки тому +3

    Had to share cause it happened to me this weekend ffs - meanest/weirdest thing a guy has said to me is that I’m ‘broken’ and I need to take anti depressants cause he couldn’t make me c um.. 🤔 make it make sense

  • @luluthePoet
    @luluthePoet Рік тому

    Wright is such a touchy subject for women and men known that🤣🖐🏾

  • @Back2Humanity
    @Back2Humanity Рік тому +3

    Because its Wednesday
    When you have justified internalised misogyny... Im a woman and i hate this culture of being openly vile to the person you supposedly love, It irks me royally. All for the bants but most guys i know deserve so much better than how they are treated by their birds

  • @aimes4862
    @aimes4862 2 роки тому +1

    When James said someone stop him got me lmao 🤣 😂

  • @nyaharcher
    @nyaharcher 2 роки тому +2

    would never catch me watching one of those documentaries….gonna have to sedate me to go on holiday 🤣

  • @merp9211
    @merp9211 5 місяців тому

    That convention sounds amazing!

  • @odessalaulys9213
    @odessalaulys9213 Рік тому +1

    You boys are hilarious...love it!

  • @YungJayflow
    @YungJayflow 2 роки тому

    Stumbled upon your channel from TikTok quality stuff keep it up🔥💯

  • @jazzmine63
    @jazzmine63 2 роки тому +1

    Dreamcon is definitely sick, I went to texas for it in 2021

  • @tracewilliams2755
    @tracewilliams2755 2 роки тому +2

    Naw those are straight violations 🤣💯

  • @millyclark6050
    @millyclark6050 2 роки тому

    Perfect way to start my Monday workday!

  • @SammBalboa
    @SammBalboa 2 роки тому

    episode hasn't even started and my week has been made already

  • @ethanedwards581
    @ethanedwards581 2 роки тому +1

    perfect way to start my evening now to save my meal deal money and wait a week again

  • @nendu4316
    @nendu4316 2 роки тому

    Lads just finished the episode when yall were talking about boy erased (jared rape scene) and it's just cool to see straight black men be chill with gay people. I felt like a lot growing up i wouldn't be able to have black (male) friends cos they were all homophobes so I kinda distanced myself from black men cos i didn't feel like dealing with that shit. Still chill with black women and white/ Asian everyone. But as times get older and just seeing two cool black lads be chill with gay people in London. Its just makes me think times have changed. So yeah just wanted to say that.

  • @stevebarron1867
    @stevebarron1867 2 роки тому

    I first saw yous guys on TikTok. Fxckin hilarious!!!

  • @Heyyitsalli
    @Heyyitsalli Рік тому +2

    With that AITA thing, I had a fwb in college and we had random conversations every now and then that didn’t pertain to sex. At some point he started telling me about this girl he wanted to fuck and how hot she was. My responses were dry cause just like with any friend, I’m thinking if you wanna talk, that’s fine but I don’t care about details. He had the audacity to not read my mf mind and started going into details 🙄 so at some point, I flat out said “I don’t care. Stop talking to me about this girl. All I wanna know is if and when you actually succeed in sleeping with her so I know when to leave. Until then, shut up.” I was so over it. Like feelings or not, we don’t wanna hear about other partners cause community dick is no bueno.

  • @lizatimokhova6646
    @lizatimokhova6646 2 роки тому +2

    Love this! Haven't laughed this much in a while.

  • @morganstevens001
    @morganstevens001 2 роки тому

    The only thing good about my monday right now is this podcast 😂🙏🏼

  • @shaykie732
    @shaykie732 Рік тому

    Bruh! The ranking of kings is truly lit😮😂

  • @Khaleesi_inthemaking
    @Khaleesi_inthemaking 2 роки тому +1

    Has James started watching All of us are Dead? How are u finding it? I was hoping you'd mention it. 🙌🏼♡

  • @TheSystem.Co9
    @TheSystem.Co9 2 роки тому +1

    The highest gust of Eunice was 122 mp or 106 kn that’s wild 11:17

  • @JackyyLegss
    @JackyyLegss 2 роки тому +2

    I Icked myself in the pub earlier when I had to grips the stool and jolt my whole body forward to get closer to the table

  • @ImaniPrettyAF
    @ImaniPrettyAF Рік тому +1

    Boji isn't dumb. He's actually smart af🤣🤣😳 he's Deaf and mute 😅, but Ousama Ranking is amazing. I cried twice. 😅

  • @yanicks9005
    @yanicks9005 2 роки тому +1

    Listening to this in my accounting class that I’m failing btw. But this brings to joy so who’s the really failing?

  • @chloeshook6337
    @chloeshook6337 2 роки тому

    Amazing as always guys!

  • @alaynamims9389
    @alaynamims9389 2 роки тому

    Idk if anyone said anything sadly I’m an American and Utah is the Midwest 🤣🤣 I only said something because I’m from the south love you guys

  • @serketbreaker4141
    @serketbreaker4141 Рік тому +2

    You were just a bet that I used to think I had won. We had been together 11 years and one day said go home. No explanation or anything.

  • @hoddy4552
    @hoddy4552 2 роки тому

    Just found you guys on TikTok absolute jokers lol! Fucking creased at every vid. So now need to watch full episodes 💪💪💪

    • @hoddy4552
      @hoddy4552 2 роки тому

      My new gym cardio binge!!!

  • @clarissareece
    @clarissareece 2 роки тому

    Day off means rewatching videos!

  • @LuAbdul
    @LuAbdul 2 роки тому

    Ngl the trim vs. makeup is valid af.. but that shyt is ruthless regardless 💀😂

  • @traylawrence758
    @traylawrence758 2 роки тому +1

    James dropped the Tupac bars😂😂😂😂

  • @mingsmooth
    @mingsmooth 2 роки тому

    the RDCworld shoutout and piece and it was so dope!

  • @waveybarbiegirlzxoxo4345
    @waveybarbiegirlzxoxo4345 2 роки тому

    You guys are everything

  • @amybrill1457
    @amybrill1457 2 роки тому

    I fully love these videos 😭😂

  • @taylorgirls1184
    @taylorgirls1184 Рік тому +2

    Men’ll really be so brutal fr but with women we’re all we got. If it comes down to it we gotta look out for ourselves. They’ll take the tiniest piece of pride you got and run over that shit 😂😭

  • @merp9211
    @merp9211 5 місяців тому

    “Just because it’s Wednesday.”😂

  • @DelroyNedd0409
    @DelroyNedd0409 Рік тому +1

    Everybody gone ignore the “everybody gonna hear my eyes”😭😭😭

  • @apiaw6201
    @apiaw6201 2 роки тому

    Never seen Fuhad more fired up on the pod than when he speaks about Ye lol

  • @ibrahimibrahim587vToxss
    @ibrahimibrahim587vToxss 2 роки тому

    my favorite podcast fr