Castlevania Abridged Parody Episode 1 (Full)

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  • @PoppinCornBaby
    @PoppinCornBaby 4 роки тому +815

    Trevor: So you are in fact male right?
    Alurcard: Yes? Why?
    Trevor: *knees Alurcard in the groin*
    Alurcard: Really?
    Trevor: Yeah?
    Trevor *knees Alurcard in the groin repeatedly*
    Alurcard: Fucking Really
    This had me fucking rolling

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 роки тому +27

      Yes, really. Even if it isn't a bar fight, anything goes if you want to win.

    • @Alysa-Aiday
      @Alysa-Aiday 2 роки тому +10

      Leaves me gasping for oxygen too

    • @theguythatlikeslegos7708
      @theguythatlikeslegos7708 2 роки тому +9

      The funny thing is that kneeing a dhampir in the nuts doesn't hurt them much, and Trevor should have known that because of what his family does

    • @francisabellana445
      @francisabellana445 2 роки тому

      They are very clever

    • @harmonioustigress620
      @harmonioustigress620 2 роки тому

      @@theguythatlikeslegos7708 wait, but why doesn’t it hurt them? Is this lore from the video game? I haven’t played it so I’m confused

  • @kryptonavenger2024
    @kryptonavenger2024 4 роки тому +1343

    "I will do everything in my power, to forget the name Simon."
    And like that, I'm laughing.

    • @greeninferno1339
      @greeninferno1339 4 роки тому +86

      “So dad, why did you name me ‘Simon’?” “Well, son *flashbacks* um... no reason”

    • @lofivibes3640
      @lofivibes3640 4 роки тому +24

      Yyooooo lmao. Theres no damn way in hell the voice actors kept a straight face when recording that part. 🤣😅

    • @Dustubuni
      @Dustubuni 4 роки тому +24

      ... you do realize that Simon is Trevor's Great-Great-grandson, right? He's not even the next Belmont to fight Dracula.

    • @ciphernine7637
      @ciphernine7637 4 роки тому +13

      @@Dustubuni well... he is in Lords of Shadows. It's not canon, but still. I wouldn't be surprised if they used the name in the show (even if it would be just an ancestor of the Simon we know)

    • @Dustubuni
      @Dustubuni 4 роки тому +8

      @@ciphernine7637 Yeah, but Lords of Shadow also featured Trevor and Alucard as the same person, as well as Dracula being a Belmont himself. Not to mention; Lords of Shadow isn't the most popular version of the Castlevania series.

  • @callmeyugen
    @callmeyugen 4 роки тому +655

    “ The Church-. ”
    “ B L E C H . ”
    “I SWEAR TO GOD-!”
    “ B L E C H . ”

  • @jtherealmccoy5309
    @jtherealmccoy5309 4 роки тому +1153

    Trevor:Not exactly the 3-way I was hoping for .
    Alurcard: Well it's the 3-way your getting.
    🤣🤣🤣 That's my favorite line

    • @asiayournet8593
      @asiayournet8593 4 роки тому +52

      Season 3 finale in a nutshell. 🤣

    • @jakeh8780
      @jakeh8780 4 роки тому +28

      I love it cause it works for both this alucard and tfs hellsing alucard😂😂😂

    • @jtherealmccoy5309
      @jtherealmccoy5309 4 роки тому +35

      @@jakeh8780 TFS ALUCARD: so how do you want to do this.
      You come to me, I come to you, oohhh we come together, oh you'll come, THEY ALWAYS COME!!!!

    • @Kain01able
      @Kain01able 4 роки тому +21

      Alucard is going to regret 3 ways soon enough

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 роки тому +4

      And it's the three way we all get to enjoy.

  • @maxsmith611
    @maxsmith611 4 роки тому +723

    “Oh shit they’re actually eating babies” made me laugh way too hard.

  • @jacobrengen
    @jacobrengen 4 роки тому +1766

    I really love the fact that Trevor Belmont is the most reluctant of heroes and that the only reason he is helping people is to “get some booty” and for food.

    • @MusicFangTeaLover
      @MusicFangTeaLover 4 роки тому +64

      And there are no better causes

    • @jasong9492
      @jasong9492 4 роки тому +80

      True to his character in the show at the beginning, honestly.

    • @mistermonstr699
      @mistermonstr699 4 роки тому +20

      booty and foody.

    • @HaloLight02
      @HaloLight02 4 роки тому +28

      And Booze

    • @kalaong
      @kalaong 4 роки тому +17

      He worships the God of Tits and Wine.

  • @TheFuzzBall19
    @TheFuzzBall19 4 роки тому +1047

    1:30
    "The Church"
    Dracula: BLEOUGH!
    20:26
    "I swear to God"
    Alucard: BLEOUGH!
    Like father like son.

  • @Zarreth
    @Zarreth 4 роки тому +531

    The Backdash line though. "Seems incredibly broken." "You have NO idea..."

    • @dreliq981
      @dreliq981 3 роки тому +6

      didn't understand it until here

    • @eduardoramirezjr1892
      @eduardoramirezjr1892 3 роки тому +5

      I spit out my water when he said backdash.

    • @Geminias
      @Geminias 3 роки тому +5

      Just stumbled upon this, and I absolutely lost it.

    • @Ashera5469
      @Ashera5469 2 роки тому +7

      i lost itwhen dracula said your mother was violated in heaven and sent down t hell

    • @Sorcerer86pt
      @Sorcerer86pt Рік тому +11

      Try playing symphony of the night and you see why backlash is kinda broken. Ok, to be fair, there's a lot of ways to be broken in that game. It's like a buffet of ways to be broken. Just pick your poison and go to town

  • @jeckjeck3119
    @jeckjeck3119 4 роки тому +818

    The Priest: ''The Bishop asks for you in the church.''
    ''Did you tell him that I am not a-''
    The Priest: ''He knows you are not a little boy!''
    Me: *DEAD*

    • @crystallxix1493
      @crystallxix1493 4 роки тому +6

      @Hesus Dela Cruz bruh

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 3 роки тому +20

      HEY PADRE! HOW'S LITTLE TIMMY!?

    • @enid22ful
      @enid22ful 3 роки тому +5

      I was gonna put a quote from hellsing ultimate but looks like I'm too late.

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 роки тому +4

      LMAO best line in this video.

    • @daboyz2374
      @daboyz2374 3 роки тому +9

      “No little Timmy glued to your crotch, PROGRESS”

  • @XArctracerX
    @XArctracerX 2 роки тому +114

    “It’s not fucking Satan!” Had me rolling this is amazing

  • @LordRamzee
    @LordRamzee 4 роки тому +749

    "She was sent to heaven, where she was violated by angels and sent to hell"

    • @gabrielhughes8221
      @gabrielhughes8221 3 роки тому +27

      @Hoooh You're approaching me? yeah I laugh very hard right there.

    • @RogueAngel97
      @RogueAngel97 2 роки тому +32

      Ffffuck that's a dark line......

    • @driloni1burri119
      @driloni1burri119 2 роки тому +43

      Berserk fans:I have seen this before

    • @m.k.o7610
      @m.k.o7610 2 роки тому +6

      @@driloni1burri119 hahaha

    • @kenjisaku678
      @kenjisaku678 2 роки тому +14

      I’ve never seen more twists and turns in one sentence.

  • @RussianOrphan1
    @RussianOrphan1 4 роки тому +299

    Abridged parodies don’t get enough love like they should.

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 роки тому +11

      Well, this one will get all the love it needs.

    • @Trivator-mi8hx
      @Trivator-mi8hx 2 роки тому +13

      Probably because UA-cam acts like making a parody to express your love for something is the equivalent of plagiarism

    • @Arelenedhel
      @Arelenedhel Рік тому +1

      Dunno what you’ve been watching, but the ones I watch get plenty of love.

    • @NashmanNash
      @NashmanNash 2 місяці тому

      @@Trivator-mi8hx Or because a lot of "abridged" attempts are just really bad

  • @jumpingbean69
    @jumpingbean69 3 роки тому +112

    "Leave the thin mints and piss off."
    Already I love this Parody.

  • @deividilavitz6645
    @deividilavitz6645 4 роки тому +205

    "I'm gonna get some booty"
    "I'm gonna get some booty"
    LOL

  • @isabellasf7116
    @isabellasf7116 4 роки тому +655

    I loved it.
    “We don’t have a tank”
    “Are you a healer?
    No.
    Mage it is!”
    This is bad party for a dungeon, good luck with the boss XD

    • @SilverByakuya
      @SilverByakuya 4 роки тому +60

      Alucard kinda tanks, but the lack of a healer is concerning.

    • @kennethmorgan8795
      @kennethmorgan8795 4 роки тому +29

      @@SilverByakuya I mean a melee with regen is better than nothing

    • @gembocobo9484
      @gembocobo9484 4 роки тому +22

      ​@@kennethmorgan8795 life steal dps can tank a bit right?

    • @kennethmorgan8795
      @kennethmorgan8795 4 роки тому +11

      @@gembocobo9484 for a bit at least, just gotta spread the hate around

    • @gembocobo9484
      @gembocobo9484 4 роки тому +3

      @@kennethmorgan8795 now I wanna try if reflect LS mob tanker

  • @jacobrengen
    @jacobrengen 4 роки тому +777

    Ahh Trevor’s stomach the most powerful motivation for this Belmont.

    • @csab8642
      @csab8642 4 роки тому +43

      I'm convinced his stomach is possessed by the spirits of the past Belmonts and the growling is them pushing him to be a hero whenever he wants to back out of a bad situation.

    • @jacobrengen
      @jacobrengen 4 роки тому +6

      C Sab dude yes

    • @menib7574
      @menib7574 4 роки тому +4

      Better than wanting to fuck a goat

    • @nathanmorgan3457
      @nathanmorgan3457 4 роки тому +3

      @Dale Gribble is it even an anime though? I saw the anime documentary on Netflix and the person they said was the creator of the show wasn't Japanese

    • @dalekrenegade2596
      @dalekrenegade2596 4 роки тому +1

      He get along well with Ken.

  • @Showoff_Bradley
    @Showoff_Bradley 4 роки тому +26

    Trevor: That move, what is it?
    Alucard: A Backdash
    😂😂😂

  • @bwillsloufam7700
    @bwillsloufam7700 4 роки тому +233

    "I didn't really take off my finger. It was just a trick!" 😂😂

    • @error5an589
      @error5an589 3 роки тому +4

      Prosedes to watch someones finger be removed

    • @Gyrokun
      @Gyrokun Рік тому +2

      Priest: "We had to banish the Belmonts, they had a terrifying power.."
      (Flashback) Trevor: "Is.. _this_ your card?"

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 Рік тому +1

      ​@@Gyrokuni 100% believe this should be used

  • @TheBamcast
    @TheBamcast 4 роки тому +90

    “They did the same as you, forced themselves into a tiny man hole” had me cryyyyyiiiiinggg LMFAO

  • @Karmakeddon_MtG
    @Karmakeddon_MtG 4 роки тому +200

    I think everyone is forgetting an important part here. Did Dracula get the thin mints that he wanted?

    • @barbiewasacommunist8061
      @barbiewasacommunist8061 3 роки тому

      That’s the true crime here fuck my wife where my thin mints at tf

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 роки тому +11

      He got the thin mints after he gave the town hell.

    • @paytonludwig1455
      @paytonludwig1455 3 роки тому +11

      Not even the Lord of Darkness can resist the delicious taste of Thin Mints

  • @Mal-dr2en
    @Mal-dr2en 4 роки тому +352

    “You’re too old to be a Girl Scout but I don’t want your thin mints.” - Dracula

  • @HaloLight02
    @HaloLight02 4 роки тому +155

    When Trevor speed walked out the pub while exhaling as if he was sprinting had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Frozenkoldfury
    @Frozenkoldfury 4 роки тому +381

    "The timeline changed. Thank you. Now my father wont return."
    "Wait, is Sypha the mom?"
    "No!"
    "*STOP!*"

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 роки тому +12

      No one is to know the future.

    • @Ashera5469
      @Ashera5469 2 роки тому +6

      i dont want the imagine of a belmont fricking a mage

    • @Frozenkoldfury
      @Frozenkoldfury 2 роки тому +4

      @@Ashera5469 Sorry to break it to you buddy, they canonically do the nasty

    • @Ashera5469
      @Ashera5469 2 роки тому +3

      No but sypha is theonly good pure girl on the show.Belmonts and their nasty french baguettes.

    • @Frozenkoldfury
      @Frozenkoldfury 2 роки тому +8

      @@Ashera5469 Yeah, well, their Relationship is actually wholesome as hell. And without her, we'd never get any of the other badasses in the Belmont lineage

  • @CID-db5zu
    @CID-db5zu 4 роки тому +996

    Is Dracula’s voice actor the same one that played Walter from Hellsing Ultimate abridged? Because that’s fucking awesome.

    • @captainpewds8747
      @captainpewds8747 4 роки тому +69

      Wait, is it!? Holy shit that's so cool!!!

    • @kerovibe
      @kerovibe 4 роки тому +17

      Probably not

    • @Psnyomi133
      @Psnyomi133  4 роки тому +213

      @@kerovibe it is.

    • @Captain_Dante
      @Captain_Dante 4 роки тому +20

      GOD DAMN!!!

    • @strubberyg7451
      @strubberyg7451 4 роки тому +22

      Remix is very cool. He played a lot of voices in TFS's work (I believe he's also Dr. Giro and Paragus), and has his own abridged series (Dub of the North Star)

  • @justenleonas
    @justenleonas 4 роки тому +147

    "this is not the three way I was hoping for"
    "Well its the threeway you are getting."
    Glad to know i'm not the only one that ships that.

  • @emeros8631
    @emeros8631 4 роки тому +684

    What is the internet but a miserable pile of shameful refrained desires and impulses ? And porn. A lot of it.

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 4 роки тому +21

      Who are you? You, who are so wise in the ways of wisdom.

    • @Ehzvarious
      @Ehzvarious 4 роки тому +13

      So... much... PORN!!!!

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 4 роки тому +11

      You forgot the cat videos.

    • @Spartan135
      @Spartan135 4 роки тому +4

      So.damned.true. 🤣

    • @CaptainBardiel
      @CaptainBardiel 4 роки тому +6

      @camicase007 No, to Xvideos.

  • @Dufoth
    @Dufoth 4 роки тому +53

    "didn't actually take my finger off, it was just a trick" That hit me unexpectantly. lmao

  • @LuisPR90
    @LuisPR90 4 роки тому +67

    You had me at "stop knocking at my DOOOR"!!! and the church "yuck"

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 роки тому +2

      Me too lmao.

    • @LuisPR90
      @LuisPR90 3 роки тому

      @Hoooh You're approaching me? have you seen dragon ball abridged?🤣🤣🤣

    • @LuisPR90
      @LuisPR90 3 роки тому +1

      @Hoooh You're approaching me? me too like a hundred of time, its so good that you forget is a parody 🤣

    • @LuisPR90
      @LuisPR90 3 роки тому +1

      @@bossshun9 fucking awsome

    • @LuisPR90
      @LuisPR90 3 роки тому

      @Hoooh You're approaching me? castlevania has new episodes the original and it already fucking funny

  • @Godlysound
    @Godlysound 4 роки тому +79

    Too many abridged series just suffer from a general lack of quality to be truly enjoyable imo, it's nice to see one with some visible effort put in. I understand it's a dense and long process, so I'm grateful. Loved this anime.
    Also holy shit was Belmont referencing dogma with Affleck and Damon wow

  • @SilverKingGary
    @SilverKingGary 4 роки тому +49

    I fucking lost my shit at "Yes he knows you're not a little boy.".

  • @Maliki321
    @Maliki321 4 роки тому +93

    "OH GOD HE WAS RIGHT!"
    ~Famous last words

  • @quicksilver1004
    @quicksilver1004 3 роки тому +26

    "Not exactly the three way I was hoping for"
    "Well its the three way you're getting"

  • @LAKnightAuthor
    @LAKnightAuthor 4 роки тому +39

    "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't burn you all to ash" is honestly a better line than his original dialogue.

  • @KJetixsSuccessor
    @KJetixsSuccessor 4 роки тому +314

    It’s about time someone talked about Tartarus. For those of you who don’t know, it’s the hell to hell. Meaning the demons and beings of hell fear the torment of Tartarus as much as we fear the the torment of hell.

    • @HarbingerYT
      @HarbingerYT 4 роки тому +12

      When I think Tartarus, I think Persona.

    • @KJetixsSuccessor
      @KJetixsSuccessor 4 роки тому +11

      Distinguishable Pie A bit of an oversimplification, but basically yes.

    • @kylepessell1350
      @kylepessell1350 4 роки тому +36

      From the Greek understanding of the Underworld, it was a place where all dead souls went and the sinful, virtuous, and un-notable were sorted into different locations. Tartarus itself wasn't a part of the Underworld but it was a bit like a maximum security prison for the worst of the worst. Those thrown into it were expected to never be able to leave and included some of the worst enemies of the gods who, being immortal, could not be contained any other way reliably.

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind 4 роки тому +8

      Pretty sure Tartaros was in Greek mythology.

    • @noneedtoknow07
      @noneedtoknow07 4 роки тому +6

      So it's level ten of the nine hells?

  • @ForgetYouSawMeMan
    @ForgetYouSawMeMan 4 роки тому +130

    Also, I like the joke that Simon was gonna be his son but now it's no longer gonna be. Which now fits cannonly. Especially since Simon is the name of that confession boy and Trevor now knowing he's gonna have kids will sure as hell not naming him Simon

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind 4 роки тому +8

      He pushed it back about maybe 150 years to when Seal Of The Curse (aka Simon's Quest) canonically takes place.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 роки тому +2

      I know. What about Alvin or Theodore?

    • @zero-one2585
      @zero-one2585 3 роки тому +1

      He just named his son Christopher

  • @horrorsyndrome3053
    @horrorsyndrome3053 4 роки тому +83

    Lisa: the church-
    Vlad: bleeh

  • @longwlenguyen4214
    @longwlenguyen4214 4 роки тому +103

    I love how Dracula go blergh when Lisa said the "Church" and Alucard did the same thing when hear Belmont name, like father like son. 21:30 is my most favourite part.

  • @EternalDawn
    @EternalDawn 2 роки тому +17

    1:31 “the church- *wretches* forbids …” GOLD

    • @EternalDawn
      @EternalDawn 2 роки тому +3

      20:25 “Belmont I swear to god!” *wretch* OMG /wheeze/

  • @Tia-Marie
    @Tia-Marie 4 роки тому +111

    Okay, Symphony of the Night background music was what sold me on this instantly.

  • @SixthAllicard
    @SixthAllicard 4 роки тому +71

    Yo this is really good. I was just searching up abrideged series and I was lucky enough to find a precious gem in the making.
    The voice actors are great especially draculas and alucards.
    It's been a long time since I laughed at an abridged series from anyone other than TeamFourStar.

    • @hobbitpsi
      @hobbitpsi 4 роки тому +1

      What no love for SWEntertainment or Schmuck Squad?

    • @solarrflare6056
      @solarrflare6056 3 роки тому

      Team 4 star is just gods at this point 😂

  • @Smiddy81
    @Smiddy81 4 роки тому +138

    That move...what do you call it?
    A back dash.
    Seems incredibly broken.
    You have no idea.
    Every speedrunner is dying laughing now.

    • @Psnyomi133
      @Psnyomi133  4 роки тому +13

      That's why I put it in haha

    • @Smiddy81
      @Smiddy81 4 роки тому +3

      @@Psnyomi133 Are you ever working on more?

    • @Psnyomi133
      @Psnyomi133  4 роки тому +4

      @@Smiddy81 Yup

    • @Smiddy81
      @Smiddy81 4 роки тому +3

      @@Psnyomi133 cannot wait.

    • @elimDBZ
      @elimDBZ 4 роки тому

      I don't get the back dash reference

  • @Lance-wants-tea
    @Lance-wants-tea 3 роки тому +32

    Trevor wanted to forget the name Simon, but then ended up naming his child Simon. The suffering never ended.

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 3 роки тому +4

      Simon's hundreds of years later.

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 3 роки тому +2

      @@juststatedtheobvious9633 not sure if that actually makes it _better_ or...

    • @Gyrokun
      @Gyrokun Рік тому

      ​@@seand.g423it just means that Trevor's son decided to name _his_ son Simon for unrelated reasons, probably

  • @biglion3816
    @biglion3816 4 роки тому +220

    Imma be real, this was an amazing experience to watch but it felt more of a re-dubbing than an actual abridged. But id be pumped if there is gonna be a second episode

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 роки тому +4

      It so does

    • @traviswright2648
      @traviswright2648 3 роки тому +7

      I like that tho. I feel like the more traction this gets the better experience.

  • @leithgorias7067
    @leithgorias7067 4 роки тому +70

    "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man!?"

  • @cunningsmile4166
    @cunningsmile4166 3 роки тому +12

    "Either these people ''really'' know how to party, or they hired a demon to decorate. By the looks of things, I'm betting on the latter."

  • @imperatordrakon6488
    @imperatordrakon6488 4 роки тому +124

    Techincally, Simon is Trevor's great great great great great great grandson.

    • @HarbingerYT
      @HarbingerYT 4 роки тому +17

      It goes Leon, Trevor, Christopher, Soleiyu, Simon, Juste, Richter, Shanoa, John Morris, Johnathan Morris, Julius.

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind 4 роки тому +2

      @@HarbingerYT
      Uh... •ahem• Shanoa's just a protag, not a Belmont...

    • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
      @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 4 роки тому +5

      The Belmont family as we the audience know them has about 1000-ish years of history.
      That's approximately 3000-to-5000 generations, assuming each generation multiplies every 20-to-30 years.

    • @maximsavage
      @maximsavage 4 роки тому

      @@darkherculeskabuterimon7203 How the heck do you get 3 to 5 thousand from dividing 1000 by 20 to 30?

    • @darkherculeskabuterimon7203
      @darkherculeskabuterimon7203 4 роки тому +4

      @@maximsavage Multiplying, and my brain thinking faster than I can process the information it gives me. Assuming a bloodline breeds every 20 years, that's 5/100. Assuming it's every 30-35 years, that's 3/100. So it's closer to 30-to-50 generations. Sorry about that.

  • @kapmando
    @kapmando 4 роки тому +53

    “Fucking really?”
    Abridged series always start out shaky, but that was well done.

  • @wardencatrameowmeowapplesa904
    @wardencatrameowmeowapplesa904 3 роки тому +7

    "Well it's the threeway you're getting."
    Why do we all know that feeling too well

  • @banshee46
    @banshee46 4 роки тому +52

    Trevor: Not the three way I was hoping for
    Alucard: "Well, it's the three way you're getting"
    Me: ...And just like that, Trevor and Alucard's entire relationship is summed up in one bit of dialogue.

  • @chancemitchell4147
    @chancemitchell4147 4 роки тому +8

    Dude. I gotta say...y’all MURDERED the musical choices. Nicely done!

  • @blackblade1373
    @blackblade1373 4 роки тому +26

    Not a bad abridged. I especially liked how Alucard was breaking the fourth wall with the game references.

  • @chemtrooper
    @chemtrooper 4 роки тому +16

    Words of truth. “This is not the three way I was hoping for”. “Well it’s the three way you’re getting.”

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 роки тому

      And it is their relationship all figured out in a single episode.

  • @GoblinLord
    @GoblinLord 4 роки тому +27

    "we don't exactly have a tank so that may pose some issues"
    ok the funniest thing about this is that the only castlevania character they missed was Grant....the irony of this is that Grant isn't even a tank, so even if they had gotten him, Trevor wouldn't have his tank even still

  • @sale7423
    @sale7423 2 роки тому +7

    Holy shit, I love this. Belmont sounds like a chain smoker and Alucard sounds like he’s constantly dead inside. Also, the contrast between his calm face and suddenly shouting STOP! was hilarious.

  • @theroster74
    @theroster74 4 роки тому +23

    I woke up to this.
    SO WORTH IT!

  • @codycarney2311
    @codycarney2311 4 роки тому +23

    This looks promising, can't wait to see where this goes and hopefully this won't get taken down

  • @DarthEnderX
    @DarthEnderX 4 роки тому +347

    This...barely seems like an abridged. Most of the dialog is pretty much just paraphrasing the original.

    • @kerovibe
      @kerovibe 4 роки тому +65

      Yeah....... But atleast the voice acting isn't hot garbage like most abridges.

    • @abrahambobst4602
      @abrahambobst4602 4 роки тому +32

      Yeah, it's not that funny either. I've seen better anime parodies. Goblin Slayer parodies are hilarious.

    • @herrflantier3739
      @herrflantier3739 4 роки тому +19

      I'd describe this as a shorter paraphrase of the original series with a few jokes added here and there.. Enjoyable, but lacking imo

    • @smjaygal
      @smjaygal 4 роки тому

      You're right and you should say it

    • @donovanmccampbell6767
      @donovanmccampbell6767 4 роки тому +11

      someone should look up the definition to abridged

  • @dj_sagemode1149
    @dj_sagemode1149 4 роки тому +26

    Never did I know that I needed something so badly until I received it.

  • @senritsujumpsuit6021
    @senritsujumpsuit6021 4 роки тому +91

    Poor Simon the confession boi

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind 4 роки тому +1

      Pete is facepalming so hard.

    • @kingweeb3365
      @kingweeb3365 4 роки тому +1

      Michael is probably glad it's not him this time

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 роки тому +1

      Someone going to hell for that joke lmao.

  • @ivanenchev3344
    @ivanenchev3344 4 роки тому +6

    Bruh this is the best kind of abridged, literally the plot is the same but 2x as funny

  • @coreyc1995
    @coreyc1995 4 роки тому +17

    “What’s in it for me?...oh..oh?..OOOHH!..naughty naughty”

  • @NytoonzTV
    @NytoonzTV 4 роки тому +182

    Hey when's episode 2 coming out? I wanna hear Godbrand's voice in Abridged. I bet it'll be Scottish. I really love your channel so much

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind 4 роки тому +6

      Well bugging them about when the next one's coming isn't gonna make it happen any time sooner, and it might even lead to them never finishing it, if other abridgers and similar content creators are anything to go by.

    • @NytoonzTV
      @NytoonzTV 4 роки тому +4

      @@TheBanishedWind I was just asking them a question

    • @TheBanishedWind
      @TheBanishedWind 4 роки тому +1

      @@NytoonzTV
      I get, I do, but imagine having that same question asked of you hundreds, if not thousands, of times in a single day, and likely while you have some major event going on in your life that would make the question insensitive if but that the askers didn't know about the stuff going on in your life.

    • @NytoonzTV
      @NytoonzTV 4 роки тому

      @@TheBanishedWind that'll be fustrating

    • @hobbitpsi
      @hobbitpsi 4 роки тому +2

      @@TheBanishedWind Major event? What the hell "major event" could possibly be going on these days that could possibly interru........ooooooh.......yeh... my bad.

  • @BigRaidah
    @BigRaidah 4 роки тому +9

    The fact that Alucard sounds like Obi Wan Kenobi is amazing to me

  • @ChiefChaosGremlin
    @ChiefChaosGremlin 4 роки тому +10

    "The church-"
    "BLECH!"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @SquidbeakCaptain
    @SquidbeakCaptain 3 роки тому +6

    1:29
    Lisa: The church-
    Dracula: Blech!
    20:25
    Sypha: Belmont, I swear to God!
    Alucard: Blech!

  • @TheKageichi
    @TheKageichi 4 роки тому +86

    13:10 I'm pretty sure Trevor made a freaking Dogma reference with those two angels. Watch that movie its good X3

    • @tonynewport8260
      @tonynewport8260 4 роки тому +5

      That's exactly what he did my favorite movie.

    • @Nero_Eclipse
      @Nero_Eclipse 4 роки тому +5

      Dogma is amazing, anyone who says otherwise has no sense of humor

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 роки тому

      That was a good movie. I still love it.

    • @2495781
      @2495781 3 роки тому +1

      Lol I lost it at the Dogma Reference.

  • @mrordinary470
    @mrordinary470 4 роки тому +33

    10 plagues, there were 10 plagues

  • @lethellsing
    @lethellsing 4 роки тому +4

    I’ve been waiting for an abridged version of Castlevania and low and behold here it is. Hallefu**inglujah! Many thanks 🙏🏻

  • @RT-dm6gb
    @RT-dm6gb 4 роки тому +17

    You know you are slow, when you just noticed that Alucard, is dracula spelled backwards

  • @BLOODCAVE6
    @BLOODCAVE6 4 роки тому +23

    I’m fully satisfied and terrified.

  • @cunningsmile4166
    @cunningsmile4166 3 роки тому +5

    "If it wasn't socially unacceptable I would have tried one of these corpses."

  • @J4nT3mpl4r
    @J4nT3mpl4r 4 роки тому +18

    Trevor and Alucard are hilarious😂

  • @RavenVargas27
    @RavenVargas27 4 роки тому +4

    Oh man I love this the sarcasm humor dialogue voice actors all perfection dies laughing. I love Castlevania you did an amazing job, added to ma favorites thanks

  • @NickJohnCoop
    @NickJohnCoop 4 роки тому +48

    This is how you do parody. From absolutely loving the original content.

  • @xavier5987
    @xavier5987 4 роки тому +3

    i really did not expect to see this in my recommended.
    And you have no idea how much i loved every second of this, specially the meeting of the team.
    And don't mention the music, that is what did it for me.

  • @Emperorwolf999
    @Emperorwolf999 2 роки тому +4

    I love how Vlad reches hearing the word church

  • @Extella_Nights
    @Extella_Nights Рік тому +1

    I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of this, good work😸👍

  • @HEAVYMETALmovie1981
    @HEAVYMETALmovie1981 3 роки тому +8

    This is brilliant. *MORE CASTLEVANIA PLEASE!* 😎

  • @jasonmiller6181
    @jasonmiller6181 4 роки тому +62

    "The church..."
    BLECH

  • @ForgetYouSawMeMan
    @ForgetYouSawMeMan 4 роки тому +12

    Ok, I see potential.
    It's gets funnier after a while. Did do a bit of paraphrasing but that dosen't matter anymore since that helped established things to people who never watched it. So 30% of the audiences wouldnt even mind.

  • @blasetiaralegitbossgaming4515
    @blasetiaralegitbossgaming4515 4 роки тому +8

    I would love to see more abridged episodes of this cause it’s so funny

  • @riakun
    @riakun 4 роки тому +37

    13:10
    I appreciate a good Dogma reference when I hear one 😂

    • @riakun
      @riakun 3 роки тому +1

      There's a movie called Dogma where two angels get exiled out of heaven, and the Catholic Church creates this archway that, if you walk through it, God forgives you for all your sins. So the two angels try to go through this Arch way so that they are cured of all their sins, but if that happens, then God's word is completely wrong and the universe will collapse within itself. In the end, let's just say that the angels don't exactly do well.
      Trevor made reference to two angels getting a second chance, and did not turning out well for them.

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 3 роки тому +1

      Nice movie too.

  • @little_ghosty1854
    @little_ghosty1854 4 роки тому +4

    The fight between Alucard and Trevor is f****n awesome

  • @Loonaticx
    @Loonaticx 4 роки тому +10

    Love the music choices here. FF6 in particular

    • @Psnyomi133
      @Psnyomi133  4 роки тому +1

      FFVI is my favorite Final Fantasy!

    • @Loonaticx
      @Loonaticx 4 роки тому +2

      @@Psnyomi133 where's the fan backing for that remake, amirite?

    • @mastertadakatsu
      @mastertadakatsu 3 роки тому +1

      @@Loonaticx Right next to the numerous rereleases of VIII Square has made

  • @vroomvroom8503
    @vroomvroom8503 4 роки тому +19

    Finally something that can take Team4stars place

  • @DavidWilliams-bg5xu
    @DavidWilliams-bg5xu 4 роки тому +3

    From one episode alone you earned the sub can't wait to see more

  • @lazonwilliams4859
    @lazonwilliams4859 2 роки тому +1

    I love that you used the castlevania music for this....waiting for part 2

  • @databobproject
    @databobproject 4 роки тому +13

    This was a decent parody. Not alit of laugh out loud moments but I wasn't bored ether

  • @SerrantDaFoeII
    @SerrantDaFoeII 4 роки тому +1

    Okay, that was amazingly good! Can't wait for part two, keep up the good work!

  • @YorkJonhson
    @YorkJonhson 4 роки тому +15

    I respect the use of Nier music.

    • @SubduedRadical
      @SubduedRadical 4 роки тому

      Yeah, recognized that from FFXIV and was thinking, "Oh, that's NieR" since they do splice/remixes of NieR/FFXIV music for the NieR raids.
      ...that Yoko Taro has said are cannon to NieR and we just haven't figured out HOW, exactly, yet...

  • @Sylenced1
    @Sylenced1 2 роки тому +1

    I've never seen Castlevania (outside an old console game) but damn I want to binge it now! Amazing job to everyone. Always love hearing the abridgers voices I know and love.

    • @Sylenced1
      @Sylenced1 2 роки тому +1

      Okay, I felt the need to write this after watching the entire series of Castlevania. Loved the abridged, but anyone looking for a kickass anime, watch all four seasons of Castlevania!! The last episode had me crying like a baby. I am very impressed, and as a Netflix owned adaptation of a video game of all things, they killed it. As good as Carole and Tuesday killed it. Watch the series - you won't be disappointed.

  • @deividilavitz6645
    @deividilavitz6645 4 роки тому +4

    Christ, the person dubbing Sypha is doing a great job, I honestly could picture her doing the voice over on the netflix original :D.

  • @Disgruntled_Dave
    @Disgruntled_Dave 3 роки тому +1

    This was really well done. I hope you folks continue this.

  • @carloshotrod1302
    @carloshotrod1302 4 роки тому +4

    You guys rock I've missed you guys since DBZ abridged ended

  • @Mr_Wicked
    @Mr_Wicked 4 роки тому +1

    GREAT ABRIDGED! PLEASE CONTINUE I KNOW ITS HOURS OF WORK BUT THIS ANIME IS SO AMAZING AND YOUR WORK IS JUST AS GREAT THANK YOU FOR THIS WORK!

  • @jeremywood7682
    @jeremywood7682 4 роки тому +3

    Well done!!! The only line i would have added was after the, "well it's the three way you are getting", is a "meh, i've had worse" from Trevor. lol.

  • @jeremycripps9316
    @jeremycripps9316 4 роки тому +1

    Please continue this it was hilarious. I love the original series and this abridgement makes it even more hilarious then that

  • @ReDPsych01
    @ReDPsych01 4 роки тому +5

    I like that everytime someone says god alucard and dracula gag😂

  • @erynncollier8672
    @erynncollier8672 4 роки тому +5

    Oh my god yes. This is going to be incredible.

  • @zamaragreenwood5916
    @zamaragreenwood5916 4 роки тому +9

    Lol! I almost died when Trevor tried kneeing Alucard's crotch into oblivion XD