Little Britain USA: America's Love for Guns

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  • @MilitantOldLady
    @MilitantOldLady 13 років тому +148

    no wonder this never caught on in the US :D

  • @donalddewar1502
    @donalddewar1502 7 років тому +50

    The drawl is what makes it. "I got a small personal collection of 2,000 guns!"

  • @borishasarrived5524
    @borishasarrived5524 2 роки тому +66

    David Williams is too funny for this century.

  • @SerenityTexas
    @SerenityTexas 13 років тому +70

    I love it when they do American accents

  • @morganw13203
    @morganw13203 14 років тому +37

    American here and I think this is funny as hell xD

  • @Sleazyshark
    @Sleazyshark 10 років тому +51

    So ladies and gentlemen what have we learned today? Don't ever make jokes or have an opinion. Because endless arguments is what comes out of them

  • @Nightengale90
    @Nightengale90 2 роки тому +34

    I'm pretty sure I've met multiple men like this and yes, I'm American.

  • @JOrtiz-gc2dl
    @JOrtiz-gc2dl 9 місяців тому +13

    His southern accent is spot on

  • @kscarter1825
    @kscarter1825 14 років тому +21

    I'm American and I always rock a chub when carrying my gun!!!!

  • @Edd360
    @Edd360 11 років тому +91

    ITT: americans can't take a little banter

    • @NathanBentleyDance
      @NathanBentleyDance 11 років тому

      Pry Therch Okay then haha

    • @jaylay0243
      @jaylay0243 11 років тому +7

      I'm American and found this humorous. It was a comedy sketch and people are taking it too literally.

    • @bobmirdiff2043
      @bobmirdiff2043 5 років тому +1

      Are you talking about the 'Former' United States?

    • @hoouwit1
      @hoouwit1 4 роки тому +4

      I'm American and this is fucking hilarious. We love this show.

    • @philonetic
      @philonetic 4 роки тому +3

      @@hoouwit1 Yeah, British people just like to say anti American things, it's part of their culture. Such humble people, must be why the greatest comedians are mostly British.
      Wait a minute....

  • @KristianKumpula
    @KristianKumpula 14 років тому +10

    "I got a small personal collections of only two thousand guns" Yeah that's small alright, if he were the quartermaster of a batallion, that is :D

  • @incynda
    @incynda 9 років тому +48

    I'm American, I love guns.......................................... And damn was this funny!!!

  • @philonetic
    @philonetic 13 років тому +1

    @DaleWF10 FYI.
    The first possible patent connected to mechanical sewing was a 1755 British patent issued to German, Charles Weisenthal. Weisenthal was issued a patent for a needle that was designed for a machine, however, the patent did not describe the rest of the machine, no machine was ever seen. When his design finally created by another, it did not work. In 1810, German, Balthasar Krems invented an automatic machine for sewing caps using a single thread, therefor does not qualify.

  • @wcresponder
    @wcresponder 4 місяці тому +2

    100% accurate.
    If you add in fishing, BBQing, monster trucks, beer, and sports there wouldn't be a safe womb for 750 miles....just imagine every sprinkler system charged to .357% and let loose.

  • @ocottog
    @ocottog 11 років тому +59

    american here with a few guns my self found this funny as hell

    • @bobmirdiff2043
      @bobmirdiff2043 5 років тому +8

      What a shame you spent more time with guns, rather than spelling!

    • @NoNo-st9bb
      @NoNo-st9bb 2 роки тому

      @@bobmirdiff2043 I think you mean punctuation. Spelling is correct.

    • @martinjohnson9316
      @martinjohnson9316 2 роки тому

      @@NoNo-st9bb 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ClintAndPootsGuns
    @ClintAndPootsGuns 13 років тому +6

    I love how he gets his british accent back at the way end...

  • @Maglevspiritualgeek
    @Maglevspiritualgeek 15 років тому +3

    He just jizzed his pants LOL!!!

  • @rolexmongerthethird
    @rolexmongerthethird 2 роки тому

    Best youtube video donut operator has ever done

  • @AIRDAM1
    @AIRDAM1 14 років тому +6

    OUTSTANDINGLY funny.......
    I think I felt a little tingle myself when he picked up the Berret..

  • @Whoami691
    @Whoami691 11 років тому +17

    I live in the UK, where we have gun control.
    I don;t have to worry about it.
    But good day to you, keep your gun polished ;)

    • @gasbaroni
      @gasbaroni 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah, you have to worry about knife crime and terrorism instead.

    • @djzinasto8111
      @djzinasto8111 4 роки тому +5

      @@gasbaroni not as much as u guys in both of em. Plus we have just a few shootings a year... how much do u have ?

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 3 роки тому +1

      @@gasbaroni American not just has higher gun homicides (per million) it also has higher knife homicides (per million) also, due to guns working as a exculator. And you know I'll take 0 this year and 3 terrorist attacks last year. Over a school shooting every week and more than one mass shooting a day...

    • @gasbaroni
      @gasbaroni 3 роки тому +1

      @@Alex-cw3rz Guess what Americans have as oposed to Brits, freedom, that's worth more than the lives that are lost because of that freedom. Those who chose security over freedom deserve neither.

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 3 роки тому

      @@gasbaroni America literally rank lower in freedom indexes than the UK, you utter dolt. Your last sentence is the stupidest thing I have heard in my entire life.

  • @92JoseR
    @92JoseR 10 років тому +9

    Haha. I love guns but I have to admit, this was funny.

  • @philonetic
    @philonetic 13 років тому

    @DaleWF10
    The first electronic computer was the Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer (known as ‘ENIAC’), Developed for the US Army ordnance in 1946.

  • @lfsracer79
    @lfsracer79 12 років тому +9

    "Shoots a good load." :D

  • @jamesr5719
    @jamesr5719 Місяць тому

    Best refractory period joke at the ending lol

  • @Timmevds
    @Timmevds 14 років тому

    @Dave7Prescott I'm not Britain nor am I American but my question is: what do you need a gun for?

  • @GrandCondemned
    @GrandCondemned 5 років тому +3

    Funny lol there are at least a thousand guns within a three mile radius of me, as well as one very legal, privately owned cannon. As a neighbor's yard sign succinctly puts it: "We don't call 911" 😆

  • @Ranger55Delta
    @Ranger55Delta 13 років тому

    what k mart have you been to

  • @daisiesofdoom
    @daisiesofdoom 2 роки тому +1

    The wet spot totally got me.

  • @Dannypuck
    @Dannypuck 15 років тому

    Does The Doctor do the voice overs for LB USA? Also, can you find the ones where he reads old skool rap lyrics?

  • @HarrisonBowman
    @HarrisonBowman 12 років тому

    @MrKieranuk why the hell are u guys talking about the moon?

  • @philonetic
    @philonetic 13 років тому +1

    @DaleWF10
    In 1834, Walter Hunt built America's first (somewhat) successful sewing machine. He later lost interest in patenting because he believed his invention would cause unemployment. (Hunt's machine could only sew straight steams.) Hunt never patented and in 1846, the first American patent was issued to Elias Howe for "a process that used thread from two different sources" and a needle with an eye. Modern sewing machines? American. gg

  • @stuka97
    @stuka97 6 років тому +8

    We do love our guns in the Good old USA, ( I love mine) and I found this sketch very amusing !

    • @SIMOPARAS
      @SIMOPARAS 3 роки тому

      Some say, it could be healthy thing when you in a some situation can do jokes about yourself. and humor has always victims, .. doesnt it?

  • @philonetic
    @philonetic 13 років тому

    @DaleWF10
    On computers.. Charles Babbage, of London, spent from 1823 to 1871 working on his ‘analytical machine’, designed to take instructions from punched cards, calculate with the aid of a memory bank, and print out a solution. Despite all his efforts, the very precise engineering work needed to make the machine a complete success was impossible at the time. Herman Hollerith, of New york, succeeded at this in 1889. Also...

  • @MoldyWarts
    @MoldyWarts 14 років тому +9

    Lmao. This is hilarious. Love it.

  • @cjbos81
    @cjbos81 13 років тому +2

    0:18 It's actually recoil operated.

  • @Scwirul
    @Scwirul 13 років тому +1

    @MrDaleaaaa I think bad guys with guns are worse than bad guys without guns.
    Plus, in Switzerland it's law for over 18's to own a semi-automatic rifle. Yet they have one of the lowest gun-crime rates in the world... Makes you think.

  • @WhyYouStealMyName
    @WhyYouStealMyName 13 років тому

    I get it... We're all laughing at the moustache guy carrying guns haha. He's trying to do an Arnold impersonation right?

  • @philonetic
    @philonetic 13 років тому

    @DaleWF10
    In 1884 Paul Gottlieb Nipkow, a student in Germany, patented the first electromechanical television.
    Scottish inventor John Logie Baird demonstrated the transmission of moving monochromatic images in 1926.
    In 1926, Hungarian engineer Kálmán Tihanyi designed a television system utilizing fully electronic scanning and display elements.
    In 1927, Philo Farnsworth (USA) made the world's first working television with electronic scanning of both the pickup and display devices,

    • @isabelladestegonzaga5529
      @isabelladestegonzaga5529 2 роки тому

      Farnsworth wurde aber nicht erschossen.
      Er starb in purer Verzweiflung über die Dummheit der Menschen.
      Farnsworth was not shot.
      He died in desperation at the stupidity of humans.

  • @AlanCSSNub
    @AlanCSSNub 16 років тому +4

    My friends and I often quote this

  • @BlightedJosh
    @BlightedJosh 15 років тому +1

    Other than the ridiculous tax rate, Sweden is a very nice country. Yes, they do allow you to own firearms ( which they should ). My point being in Britain they have banned all guns. Even if you can get a shotgun, it's 3 shot capacity & you cannot keep the ammo at your house! So the "hunters" in uk are usually the rich who can afford to.

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому +1

      Brit here, I really don't think I'm missing out by not having the 'freedom' to own a shotgun or an assault rifle.

  • @samstocker08
    @samstocker08 13 років тому

    Glocks, Rugers, and Sig Suer are standared issue for all sheriffs depts. here in VA. "blow back" is a term for airsoft pistols. The AR is a rifle, not a machine gun, if you feel the need to classify it beyond that it is a light assault rifle.

    • @carlbirtles4518
      @carlbirtles4518 Рік тому

      So, American cops are now using European guns?!
      Where did it all go wrong for America’s gun industry?!

    • @AA-hg5fk
      @AA-hg5fk Рік тому

      Nobody in Britain gives a shit about guns mate.

  • @rb21122b
    @rb21122b 14 років тому

    @annasajerk Not only that, in the UK, they dont have justifiable homicide (self-defence) like we do here in the States. Whoever kills who first is the one that goes to prison, even out of self-defence.

  • @philonetic
    @philonetic 13 років тому

    @DaleWF10
    BTW, in 1939, John V. Atanasoff and Clifford Berry developed the Atanasoff-Berry Computer (ABC) at Iowa State University, which was regarded as the first electronic digital computer. Sorry. Let me continue...

  • @alexsau91
    @alexsau91 16 років тому +2

    People in the UK usually find they survive every day life with out a gun at there side, so why is it that you feel that it is impossible to survive with out a gun?, the UK doesn't even let police carry guns, that why we have armed support like C019 (like SWAT) to target gun crime. Bit late to remove guns from the US streets now though.

    • @Blue.723
      @Blue.723 9 місяців тому +1

      15 years late but just so you know we do have armed response teams.. Just not all of our police need to carry guns..
      Check UA-cam for some videos of how our armed police act in situations.. A lot more calm and collected and we don't shoot unless absolutely necessary..

  • @milankovi
    @milankovi 11 років тому +20

    Oh, we just had another mass shooting yesterday.

    • @bobmirdiff2043
      @bobmirdiff2043 5 років тому +10

      Don't worry if you missed it, there will be another one along in few days!

  • @Rosco6767
    @Rosco6767 13 років тому +1

    I've lived in America my whole life. I've never owned a gun, never heard a gun shot in the night, never known anyone who's been shot or killed with a firearm. I'm not saying it doesn't happen, but people in other countries must think everyone's walking here shooting anything that moves lol. And I live in an area with over 300,000 people, so it's not a small town.

    • @Beejayvei
      @Beejayvei 3 роки тому +1

      has it changed 10 years later, or is it still the same?

    • @Dec38105
      @Dec38105 2 роки тому +1

      @@Beejayvei last i heard be got shot

    • @BWFCLVAREY
      @BWFCLVAREY 2 роки тому +2

      The person who wrote this has sadly passed away after being shot by their neighbour

  • @philonetic
    @philonetic 13 років тому

    @DaleWF10 London had very little to do with it. And I'm sorry but the internet was invented by the US military, it was called DARPA, which brought about ARPANET. The FIRST connection was made thewhen the United States Department of Defense's main computers at Cheyenne Mountain were connected to the Pentagon, and SAC HQ. The first ARPANET link was established between the University of California, LA and the Stanford Research Institute on 22:30 hours on October 29, 1969.

  • @olibarahosasa1137
    @olibarahosasa1137 Рік тому

    That Barrett sure looks delish.

  • @TrollExterminator232
    @TrollExterminator232 13 років тому

    @Anglosexon Idk crisps/chips were probably invented by an irishman who got bored with one of his potatoes.

  • @boumar19721972
    @boumar19721972 13 років тому

    @philonetic Really?This one just came out in February of 2011.

  • @alexsau91
    @alexsau91 15 років тому +8

    I love the way you put 'only 11,000', in the UK there are roughtly 800 murders a year bellow 100 of those are firearmes connected, our population is roughly about 1/4 so dividing 11,000 by 4 means we should have around 3500 firearms murders per year. Statisically that shows how bad gun crime is in the USA

  • @CrazyForFrogs
    @CrazyForFrogs 13 років тому +4

    Wow, he really, errr, 'loved' guns xD

  • @dragonking700
    @dragonking700 13 років тому

    just curious, what percentage of those "deaths from firearms" are criminals who were killed by law abiding citizens in self defense? just curious.

  • @philonetic
    @philonetic 13 років тому

    @DaleWF10 biofeedback, communications satellites, LED's, jet injector, laser diodes, computer mouse, BASIC programming, neutron bomb, Plasma Displays, 8-track, Liquid crystal displays (LCD), snowboarding, kevlar, space pen, mini computer, compact discs, hand held calculator, racquetball, zip lines, lunar module, laser printer, tzaer, chap stick, wireless LAN, the personal computer (PC's), the Microprocessor, e-mail, C C+ C++ language, video game consoles, jet skis...wait...there's more...

  • @alexsau91
    @alexsau91 15 років тому

    if you read again what i said - the UK has aprox 100 firearmed connected murders a year, to fit in with USA dividng the firearms releated murders peryear by 4 it comes to 3500 which is no where close. Or doing it the other way times our fire arm murders by 4 to get to the aprox USA population size we get 400 - still no where close.

  • @blacksuite1
    @blacksuite1 13 років тому

    @WillShakespeare2007 Most of the guns the cartels have are from army deserters and other south American countries.The guns sold in American gun shops are overly expensive, semi only, and has missing parts that make it less lethal than its military counterpart. It's smarter for them to get them elsewhere when they can.

  • @philonetic
    @philonetic 13 років тому

    @DaleWF10 So we now know that TV was invented in the USA, Steam locomotive in Scotland, and the Computer in USA. As for the lightbulb, The first "light bulb" concept was built by Humphry Davy (an Englishman) in 1809, was not encased at all, and he created light by connecting a piece of carbon to a battery. The first electric LAMP was built in 1860, the English physicist Sir Joseph Wilson Swan, using the same concept in a large lamp enclosure. The first LIGHT BULB was made by Edison, sorry.

  • @philonetic
    @philonetic 13 років тому

    @DaleWF10
    No, it was actually the United Kingdom, followed by Belgium, Germany, United States, France and other Western European countries. The first of the British nations where more than 50% of the population worked in industry was actually thought to be Wales.

  • @JohnnyWolfblood
    @JohnnyWolfblood 9 місяців тому

    He rolled over and fell asleep when the gun wanted to keep shooting.

  • @philonetic
    @philonetic 13 років тому

    @DaleWF10 And sorry to say but the English carbon filament in an oxygen rich environment, all the way to Edisons carbon filament in an oxygen free encased bulb, had little impact on the world. In 1910, William David Coolidge (1873-1975) invented a tungsten filament which lasted even longer than the older filaments, and using Edison's oxygen free enclosed model, the incandescent bulb revolutionized the world.

  • @philonetic
    @philonetic 13 років тому +1

    @DaleWF10
    "England is one of the countries in the United Kingdom" Yes, I know.
    "the first industralized city was London" no, it wasn't. The first "industrialized" city was Manchester, though it was a very small %. The first real industrial city was Cardiff in Wales with more than 50% industrialization, as per the Industrial Revolution, which was mostly fueled by steam power invented by James Watt in Scotland.. Arkwright was born and started his textile industrialization in Derbyshire,

  • @ObdurateJayhawker
    @ObdurateJayhawker 14 років тому

    @ozwazo
    Consider how the quality of life has changed in the last hundred years. Today, even lower-income families have XBox 360s and huge flatscreen high-definition TVs.

  • @GAMERxFREEKx23
    @GAMERxFREEKx23 14 років тому

    the bush master a3 is a M16A4 of a M4A3 just letting you know for reference

  • @cjwright79
    @cjwright79 11 років тому +1

    Is that Jimmy Fallon's older, less zany brother?

  • @philonetic
    @philonetic 13 років тому

    @philonetic
    This is not possible in the state we are in. Nations want their sovereignty, they want to be separate and different. These are old ideas which MUST give way. We are no longer separate, one nations economy affects us ALL. Those that insist on remaining separate or different are only slowing the inevitable progress of our species as a whole. I agree with using ANY MEANS NECESSARY to remove these old ideas and to FORCE any nation unwilling, including war. Callous, but realistic.

  • @AnyoneCanSee
    @AnyoneCanSee 13 років тому

    @philonetic - The guy said "the U.S. has more deaths from firearms than any other country in the world", at 35,000 a year that seems to be correct.

  • @WHO9119
    @WHO9119 12 років тому

    As long as the rest of the world know there place you won't have a problem with America.

  • @Mascherina1964
    @Mascherina1964 14 років тому

    @TheA340guy Yes, he did!
    And that was the whole point of this sketch!
    Cheers!

  • @williammurray7520
    @williammurray7520 11 років тому +7

    The comment section is a fucking war zone.

  • @kawamikazecheant
    @kawamikazecheant 7 місяців тому

    Not talking about real life but FPS: last one 🔥

  • @rsgrievous10
    @rsgrievous10 15 років тому

    what that was an m16 and its an assault rifle.
    i see 44 magnum micro uzi beretta 93r luger colt 45 USP mp5 m16 and p90

  • @ObdurateJayhawker
    @ObdurateJayhawker 14 років тому

    @ozwazo
    Though we all grow weary of commercialization sometimes, just take a second to fully appreciate how these huge businesses have enabled you to purchase things that you wouldn't otherwise be able to afford. Because they deal in bulk they are able to pass those discounts on to you; now you can buy a filling meal off the dollar menu, buy the latest fashionable clothes at the discount outlet and then come home to a nicely furnished house.. and still have enough money to rent a movie.

  • @HerrDagerman
    @HerrDagerman 12 років тому

    Continued: Family Guy is not at all daring by european standards, I'm just surprised they dare to sent it in the states. You know, they werent allowed to include the phrase "what happened to all the family values, in which we used to rely"? They had to change it to "fashion values". So. Touché

  • @spetsnaz5
    @spetsnaz5 13 років тому

    Gun culture goes to the very roots of America. Americans will never let go of their guns. I certainly won't.

    • @cambs0181
      @cambs0181 Рік тому

      Piss taking, goes to the very roots of Britain. Brits will never let go of their piss taking. I certainly won't.

  • @dudev
    @dudev 14 років тому +2

    @Dave7Prescott
    Do I have to state the obvious? How are armed civilians a match for a well-trained and well-equipped army? Civilians do not have the supplies for long term military struggles. That's why you'll find historically that all successful revolutions are supplied from outside by foreign powers. So, my argument is that an armed American populace is not a threat to an authoritarian government, just a minor nuisance. You can't fight a war without ammunition.

    • @Averyofthemain
      @Averyofthemain 6 років тому

      Then why did the federalist papers blatantly say that was the reason for the second amendment, apparently they thought home resistance was only possible with civilian gun ownership. and, in fact, people in their homesteads have much more ability to wage a war than a well-equipt army because they have a shorter supply chain and the favor of the local population. and ask yourself why outside help was needed in many resistance wars, to buy guns, the biggest expense, solved by the second amendment.

    • @schnitzelvonknobbschafft2683
      @schnitzelvonknobbschafft2683 4 роки тому

      @@Averyofthemain Because they were written two hundred and thirty years ago and they were wrong then too. Why do you think Lafayette Square in DC is named that?

    • @Averyofthemain
      @Averyofthemain 4 роки тому

      @@schnitzelvonknobbschafft2683 Wrong? You don't even know what they are, do you? The Federalist papers are the opinions and explanations of the authors of the constitution. They told us why they had a second amendment, and no they were not wrong at all.

    • @schnitzelvonknobbschafft2683
      @schnitzelvonknobbschafft2683 4 роки тому

      @@Averyofthemain Yes, I do know what the Federalist Papers are. Yes, I do know they are an archaism. Yes, I do know who Lafayette was and why he proves Dave Prescott right.

    • @Averyofthemain
      @Averyofthemain 4 роки тому

      @@schnitzelvonknobbschafft2683 Why do you keep bringing lafayette into this? He had nothing to do with the fed. papers or the second amendment. And as far as I can tell, Prescott was arguing for the 2A, by the tone of the above comment, but what ever that was about, I'm responding to the response, I am very familiar with the efficacy of the second amendment according to the 2A and it's practical reasoning...I...I don't think you do.

  • @leehoven5687
    @leehoven5687 2 роки тому +1

    POV: you are Selensky opening a package from Germany.

  • @64kimmyjo
    @64kimmyjo 11 років тому

    Hilarious. Great comedy....save the petty arguments for the school yard.

  • @Anglosexon
    @Anglosexon 13 років тому

    Ok but what we want to know is who invented crisps!?

  • @ratuadilFF
    @ratuadilFF 8 місяців тому

    Kembali ke markas untuk menukar alutsista dan persenjataan

  • @Jekiterio
    @Jekiterio 11 років тому

    Nope, the problem is the ones who are triggering the strings.

  • @MoskHotel
    @MoskHotel 6 років тому

    That Luger at 0:05!

  • @philonetic
    @philonetic 13 років тому

    @jemborg
    Originally noticed by a French medical student, Ernest Duchesne, in 1896. Penicillin was re-discovered by bacteriologist Alexander Fleming working at St. Mary's Hospital in London in 1928. I wasn't attacking you, sorry if you can't accept simple truths. USA is in no danger ;) Maybe you should brush up on current events, USA gives exponentially more to world charities and aid than any other nation. Keep up the personal attacks, your maturity really shines through.

  • @slipsevenfold
    @slipsevenfold 15 років тому

    I think you'll find your government has plenty of ways around your precious constitution.

  • @bluejwalker
    @bluejwalker 11 років тому +7

    I see both ends of the spectrum in the comments. This video is a joke, a parody. Take it as such. No need to get in a big "debate" because I really don't want to go to every video to look in the comments section and see people from both sides talking out of their ass back and forth in pointless arguments. I live in the south, have a small collection myself, and find this video hilarious. It would be a whole lot funnier if someone like RatedRR did this video though.

    • @ryanwhitaker4444
      @ryanwhitaker4444 11 років тому

      I don't see why debate in the comment section is considered a problem.

    • @bluejwalker
      @bluejwalker 11 років тому

      The problem is I don't want to go onto a comedy sketch video and see people throwing in their half though out "debates." This ain't the place for it.

    • @ryanwhitaker4444
      @ryanwhitaker4444 11 років тому

      The comment section is for discussion. Debate is arguably the best form of discussion.
      If people don't like it they should ignore it and move on.

    • @bluejwalker
      @bluejwalker 11 років тому +1

      What you just said looks good on paper. Not in practice. I've been using the term "debate" very loosely for a reason. Because 90% of the stuff in the comment section is hardly any form of debate. Its just mindless shouting. And as I said before it has no place in a COMEDY SKETCH such as this one.

    • @ryanwhitaker4444
      @ryanwhitaker4444 11 років тому

      If you don't like a specific conversation, ignore it. Simple as that.
      Some people are poor debaters, yes. Some will learn through practice.

  • @azmanntoz
    @azmanntoz 14 років тому

    @GovernmentShill you kidding? you telling me that physically thrusting an object into someone, feeling the resistance of skin and flesh whilst they verbally emote pain is as easy as just pulling a trigger?
    If someone want to kill someone then they will do it by any means. But accidental deaths from firearms far outweigh accidental knife deaths.

  • @Djhohotv2
    @Djhohotv2 12 років тому

    You couldn't say toilet on TV? Tell that to Hugh Hefner, who said allot worse than "toilet" . I was wrong on the Family Guy opening theme song, yet so were you. They never changed the opening theme song, it has always been "Good Old Fashion". They have never changed it. Plus it makes more sense as that.

  • @astrea79
    @astrea79 15 років тому

    And what makes that piece of metal move really fast at a lethal speed? A gun, duh.

  • @Mr2ndAmendment
    @Mr2ndAmendment 13 років тому

    It's not a damn machine gun. It's a rifle. And as far as I know, most PDs don't get issued the full-auto models anyway. But of course this is a comedy, not to be taken too seriously. A serious thing: all of the guns you see in this video are 100% legal for Americans to own. Some requiring more tax stamps and paperwork than others, but totally doable depending on state.

  • @67mustangreg
    @67mustangreg 14 років тому

    that table looks like my house. no joke :)

  • @lolslim690
    @lolslim690 15 років тому

    militia meaning like other countries that invade america we as citizen protect it from them?

  • @123stripes
    @123stripes 11 років тому +5

    its like watching a video of Iraqveteran8888 ;)

  • @claudiosalvatore754
    @claudiosalvatore754 3 роки тому

    A small collection of... ... two..thausand guns..
    Just genius!!

  • @MatthewSearComposer
    @MatthewSearComposer 13 років тому

    @spursfan112
    right!

  • @raxtbk
    @raxtbk Місяць тому

    Thought they did parodies, not documentaries 😅

  • @TheGreySloth
    @TheGreySloth 9 років тому +3

    I'm american this is fucking funny XD

  • @LibertarianUSA1982
    @LibertarianUSA1982 4 роки тому +12

    unfortunately this is true. People who like guns, love to tell you about them. My neighbor is always telling me about the new piston/rifle he just got.

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB 2 роки тому

      Lies again? Gun Oil Durex

    • @DoubleMonoLR
      @DoubleMonoLR Рік тому

      Someone missed the joke.

  • @BlightedJosh
    @BlightedJosh 15 років тому

    You never want a gun to just wound. Paralysis, organ loss and other life crippling conditions are a miserable way to live. I wish we didn't need guns for defense but this world is messed up. Humans have hunted since their existence. I do understand that some people do not like hunting but using a firearm is much mure humane than a bow & arrow.

  • @UkAmberOfficial
    @UkAmberOfficial 11 років тому

    Not many British hate the Americans, vice-versa... I think we have unnecessary trolls, which makes us retaliate to their comments.
    We just get really pissed off with them...

  • @BrunoMiso
    @BrunoMiso 14 років тому +1

    Damn!!! Briliant!!!

  • @philonetic
    @philonetic 13 років тому

    @DaleWF10 fuel dispensers (gas pumps), gramophone records (to play on phonographs), slot machines, the AC motor, drinking straws, revolving doors, payphones, shredded wheat, smoke detector, ferris wheel, zippers, bottle caps, tractors, laxatives, utilized radio, cotton candy, mufflers, remote controls, semi auto shotgun, filing cabinets, flash photography, thumb tacks, assembly lines, hearing aid, teddy bear, periscope, Air Conditioning, Airplanes, automatic transmissions, paper towels...wait...

    • @cambs0181
      @cambs0181 Рік тому

      Well, good for you. Anyways.........