VR the Champions - Job Simulator: Store Clerk

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  • @tychoazrephet3794
    @tychoazrephet3794 8 років тому +397

    This will be how Geoff finds out Michael wants to leave Achievement Hunter, he'll walk in one day to find him sitting on the ground eating a brick of cheese and dousing himself with soda.

    • @beavinator
      @beavinator 8 років тому +40

      Nah, in Michael's case it'll be McRibs and riot punch...

    • @beavinator
      @beavinator 8 років тому +5

      Heh, I actually considered exactly those items when writing my comment, but I opted for stuff he's actually CHOSEN to eat rather than eaten because people paid him. :-)

    • @raynemaybe
      @raynemaybe 8 років тому +4

      He's lactose intolerant so if he wanted to leave that badly, let the dude, lmao.

    • @pennyw2226
      @pennyw2226 4 роки тому +2

      This comment implies that’s not a regular Tuesday in the AH office

    • @CookiesNMilf
      @CookiesNMilf Рік тому

      Little did you know

  • @Wolffang731
    @Wolffang731 8 років тому +243

    22:05 A legend was born

    • @TheHylan143
      @TheHylan143 8 років тому +3

      The onion?

    • @jamesmacq4130
      @jamesmacq4130 8 років тому +10

      someone needs to make a GIF of that

    • @StayFrosty5105
      @StayFrosty5105 8 років тому +2

      reminds me of that frog gif

    • @1nt3rD1ct0r
      @1nt3rD1ct0r 8 років тому

      It's true, however due to your profile picture I can never agree with you.

    • @NightFuryFan150
      @NightFuryFan150 8 років тому +4

      Wolffang731 was it TheLegend27?

  • @shiftwoodstudios7636
    @shiftwoodstudios7636 7 років тому +27

    9:51 I love how your the only one who works there and job bot is employee of the month

  • @Karkitts
    @Karkitts 8 років тому +77

    "FREE. 50% Off."- Jeremy
    homeboy looks like sharkweek I ain't messin with that

    • @100blueeyedboy
      @100blueeyedboy 8 років тому +23

      I always thought swimming was kinda like doing somebody. you dive in, flop around a bit, then you either get food or somebody gives you a medal

  • @DarkdevilKnight0
    @DarkdevilKnight0 8 років тому +44

    I'm terrified of Geoff's plans with that onion.

    • @paragonjones13
      @paragonjones13 8 років тому +2

      You mean grilled sausages? What's wrong with that?

  • @whatthehec108
    @whatthehec108 8 років тому +44

    14:55 "You're always on top of shit Gavin!" Except in fan fiction.

  • @TheJoel3803
    @TheJoel3803 8 років тому +4

    Jeremy playing this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time.

  • @hibryd1
    @hibryd1 8 років тому +55

    Watching them play Job Simulator is always fantastic

    • @TayR0C
      @TayR0C 8 років тому

      Even more fascinating because they've never had a real job in their lives

    • @em7147
      @em7147 8 років тому

      +TayR0C You apparently don't listen well. Michael and Gavin used to work at Grocery stores. Jeremy had a job before achievement hunter, because he could afford to pay rent, etc. Don't be mad because you can't get a job like this.

    • @TayR0C
      @TayR0C 8 років тому

      you're right. I'm mad that I cant get a "job" like this. These guys are awesome. They sure lucked out in life. I wish I had charisma.

    • @racer927
      @racer927 7 років тому

      I like how people get really moody over someone else's job choice.

  • @DGGRevolution
    @DGGRevolution 8 років тому +51

    This is less of a grocery store and more of a gas station mart. The main difference is the likelihood of ending up on The First 48.

  • @chrisabim
    @chrisabim 8 років тому +14

    1:59 Look where he gets the "hot dog" in real life LOL

  • @dylanhuang1598
    @dylanhuang1598 8 років тому +7

    You know it's a good video when it has Michael eating cheese and drinking soda while sitting on the floor of a convenience store as protest against his job.

  • @rodd_boward
    @rodd_boward 8 років тому +30

    Vr the champions is one of my favorite lets play series.

  • @samiamrg7
    @samiamrg7 8 років тому +3

    I love how their default reaction after picking something up is to just chuck it off somewhere.

  • @UltraPrimal
    @UltraPrimal 8 років тому +313

    I wonder if you super-sized the 24 hour energy drink, does it become a 48 hour energy drink?

    • @ashtondownes3318
      @ashtondownes3318 8 років тому +8

      +Alright. Cool. You get wings*

    • @yoah426
      @yoah426 8 років тому +1

      best comment of the year

    • @craftyjaz8777
      @craftyjaz8777 8 років тому

      it still would be 24hours it is only has more drink and only a bigger can

    • @Bingolo_Dingolo
      @Bingolo_Dingolo 8 років тому

      +jazmine higgins stop ruining a joke

    • @echo12345ish
      @echo12345ish 8 років тому +5

      Someones asking the right questions

  • @emmapism
    @emmapism 8 років тому +11

    When Jeremy enlarged the hotdogs and used them as nunchucks I lost it 😂 The three of them together, so fucking funny. Little J!

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 8 років тому +13

    25:10 Jeremy almost makes a "colors vs whites" joke, but wisely decides against it lol

  • @SKDISH
    @SKDISH 8 років тому +4

    Fucking hell. Jeremy was hilarious when he realized Hot Dogs needed to be served. Scared the customer with his kung fu

  • @robinw.8083
    @robinw.8083 7 років тому +7

    The bit where Michael sits down and Jeremy says "he's eating cheese" reminded me of overhearing a conversation behind me in line at a concert once which amounted to a group of friends being let down by their friend because he was sat at home on the sofa eating cheese (the asked where his gf was and she was apparently going to the shops for more cheese). Weird thing to be reminded of by an ah video

  • @markradick9213
    @markradick9213 Рік тому +1

    This is one of my favorite ah vids. I come here for comfort

  •  8 років тому +288

    Jeremy "Seperate the blacks from the whites" Dooley

    • @Skelatox
      @Skelatox 8 років тому +36

      *colors from the whites

    • @tuckerslaughter2662
      @tuckerslaughter2662 8 років тому +7

      Lights from the darks

    • @danielm6739
      @danielm6739 8 років тому +15

      Jeremy "separate but equal" Dooley

    • @pupinator98
      @pupinator98 8 років тому +20

      laundry: "separate the whites from the colored"

    • @thefullestcircle
      @thefullestcircle 7 років тому +1

      [insert joke about Let's Watch The Witness here]

  • @SpaceboyBilliards
    @SpaceboyBilliards 8 років тому +11

    Lost it when Michael said, "All she does is take dongles in her ports."

  • @_shark_chick_
    @_shark_chick_ 7 років тому +36

    I hate that I actually felt bad for the grannybot not winning the loto😩😂

  • @FranciumBoron
    @FranciumBoron 5 років тому +4

    12:46 The sound that Michael makes is hilarious. 😂

  • @RobinBlueNose17
    @RobinBlueNose17 8 років тому +11

    16:10 Geoff walks up to the camera and shows an onion and says nothing

    • @tracyl8939
      @tracyl8939 2 роки тому +1

      Underrated scene

    • @lizardenderman
      @lizardenderman 2 роки тому +1

      Was looking for a comment that addressed this

  • @generictimestamperstupendi9021
    @generictimestamperstupendi9021 8 років тому +2

    You know its gonna be a great video with them just enjoying themselves when it takes 10 minutes to get a customer

  • @lawwilliams7591
    @lawwilliams7591 8 років тому +2

    4:18 made me laugh so hard
    Gavin's mouth noises are the funniest

  • @CottonKaityHead
    @CottonKaityHead 8 років тому +25

    @19:34 is Jeremy's actual height behind the counter if he worked as a store clerk.

  • @OrionX700
    @OrionX700 8 років тому +17

    I hope Michael never wins the lottery, as this has proven he will immediately regress to a cheese-eating firework fiend.

  • @robbierob106
    @robbierob106 8 років тому +8

    Jeremy was absolutely hilarious in this video!!

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 Рік тому +1

    I first watched this when I was finishing high school and didn’t have a job yet. Seven years later? I’ve got at least three years of customer service under my belt and I gotta say: This video HITS DIFFERENT now.

  • @thebigsplappy2052
    @thebigsplappy2052 8 років тому +3

    "smacks hot dogs on table" GIVE ME DOGS! 😂😂

  • @Daluna13
    @Daluna13 8 років тому +2

    I think this is quickly becoming my favorite series

  • @furiousmoose4633
    @furiousmoose4633 8 років тому +1

    Jeremy repeatedly scanning his own face may be one of the funniest looking things I've seen him do

  • @bensmith7964
    @bensmith7964 8 років тому +6

    bahahahaha could you imagine if in real life if the cashier slowly ducked down and came up to realize the customer doing the same thing.

  • @mynamedoesntmatter9013
    @mynamedoesntmatter9013 8 років тому +1

    Jeremy's got me in tears ohmygod this dude is the funniest midget ever

  • @pots8667
    @pots8667 8 років тому +1

    after 8 minutes Gavin already wanted someone else to play says great things about the game

  • @Lixae
    @Lixae 8 років тому

    Now this is a realistic store clerk lets play. Screwing around and eating everything XD Brings back memories.

  • @danieltheisland
    @danieltheisland 8 років тому +3

    Gavin: "This looks like a hotdog"
    As he's unknowingly holding the remote very close to Jeremy's crotch.

  • @TransistorBased
    @TransistorBased 8 років тому +4

    This is the best video they've done in a long time

  • @charliep123
    @charliep123 8 років тому +1

    This is officially one of their funniest videos ever

  • @valdeits9250
    @valdeits9250 8 років тому +1

    2:53 Gavin spills the drink and the shakes his leg

  • @Mario2Master
    @Mario2Master 8 років тому +2

    Gavin Free is absolutely the key to make VR entertaining

  • @carwyn3691
    @carwyn3691 8 років тому +1

    10:53 Why are you poiting at me, Geoff?

  • @sodaesq.6366
    @sodaesq.6366 8 років тому

    I have so much fun watching you guys play Job Simulator! Don't forget about mounting the camera like in the auto parts one, that was hilarious

  • @zer0theultimate
    @zer0theultimate 7 років тому +4

    21:58 - 22:13 Jeremy's head spin 😂😂😂

  • @ernestosera7758
    @ernestosera7758 8 років тому +5

    laundry segregation joke killed me kuz of how true it was lol

  • @danielmanchester8908
    @danielmanchester8908 8 років тому +2

    OMG, I saw this in my sub box with the picture of the hot dog, and thought it said Jack simulator.

  • @Zahlen0
    @Zahlen0 8 років тому +1

    Well, whoever does best at least can be sure to put this on their Job Resume as "Store Clerk Experience" when they get fired xD

  • @FPSGamer48
    @FPSGamer48 8 років тому +4

    The game designers REALLY thought of everything in this game.

    • @racer927
      @racer927 6 років тому +1

      That is the great thing about Owlchemy Labs games, both Job Simulator and Virtual Rick-ality have a lot of foresight put into them and the solutions to the tasks are *very* open-ended.

  • @Femkroner
    @Femkroner 5 місяців тому +1

    Hooow can it be eight years already?! I feel like they just moved to this office

  • @galahadtg7884
    @galahadtg7884 8 років тому

    watching gav make a fool out of himself is what gets me up in the morning

  • @ryleighs9575
    @ryleighs9575 3 роки тому

    For some reason, the peeking over the counter thing was the funniest thing to me :P

  • @Chowdonut
    @Chowdonut 8 років тому +1

    It might just be because it's really late, but 17:35 - 18:10 had me in tears laughing.

  • @alexanderwebster4
    @alexanderwebster4 8 років тому

    Best feeling when you see something that makes you want to eat hot dogs, then you realize your having hot dogs for supper

  • @bakuhatsubutsu
    @bakuhatsubutsu 8 років тому

    Michael's disembodied hand pointing at the bag on the counter: this, I know. I know howda bag.

  • @IkeFanBoy64
    @IkeFanBoy64 8 років тому +1

    The Bots in Job Simulator are definitely in my top 3 favorite robots. Next to Plumbots from Sims 3, and Assaultrons from Fallout 4

  • @Chuzado_117
    @Chuzado_117 8 років тому

    "you know what this kinda looks like a hot dog" as Gavin is pointing at Jeremys pants lmao

  • @toz_man3904
    @toz_man3904 8 років тому

    xD lost my shit when Gavin said "Right, put those up there, oh where are the sausages?"

  • @glennTR
    @glennTR 8 років тому

    I love Micheal's reaction to jeremy in the begining

  • @Firedoesminecraft
    @Firedoesminecraft 8 років тому +3

    10:27 A wild Geoff appears!!

  • @connorgoudeau4401
    @connorgoudeau4401 8 років тому

    I've watched like 6 vr the Champions and I just realized it's a play on words for the "we are the Champions song" wow

  • @jsaund10
    @jsaund10 7 років тому +1

    9:10 I'm with Michael I never would have thought to scan the change lol

  • @mrfirebass
    @mrfirebass 8 років тому +2

    half an hour VR the Champions the prophecy has been fulfilled

  • @lainey5311
    @lainey5311 8 років тому +4

    WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MOM?! I HAVE A JOB!

  • @Solar424
    @Solar424 8 років тому

    This is the greatest game AH have ever played

  • @Anomalocaria
    @Anomalocaria 7 років тому +1

    9:12 rofl. this dude hasn't changed one bit, the way he occasionally just lights the room up for saying something stupid is phenomenal. _just scan the money and see how much it's worth._

  • @hello11197
    @hello11197 8 років тому

    Yay! It's the one Gavin video of the week!

  • @MegaEmmanuel09
    @MegaEmmanuel09 8 років тому

    This video just shows why I love Jeremy

  • @Hollyhock_Music
    @Hollyhock_Music 8 років тому

    I could watch ages of this

  • @alexowen955
    @alexowen955 8 років тому +187

    Amazing. So when do they do VR porn?

    • @EmilyH7577
      @EmilyH7577 8 років тому +5

      They've already done it

    • @bazookapenguinz3376
      @bazookapenguinz3376 8 років тому +1

      +Emily Holden Really?

    • @shadowthesupersaiyan
      @shadowthesupersaiyan 8 років тому

      +Emily Holden Wait WHAT

    • @schmixes4891
      @schmixes4891 8 років тому

      Idk but funhaus probably has done it

    • @Ba12a198
      @Ba12a198 8 років тому +15

      +Bbor Darb the two opposites of the world: cow chop and funny content

  • @rojagreen
    @rojagreen 7 років тому

    Jeremy is super funny in this; he was born to be an Achievement Hunter.

  • @SqpH
    @SqpH 8 років тому

    One the funniest AH videos I've ever seen

  • @AnimeSummit
    @AnimeSummit 8 років тому +2

    Jeremy, the whole "color the top of your hair" thing only really works if the hair has some decent length to it.

    • @ratclown690
      @ratclown690 8 років тому +2

      anime is for nerds

    • @AnimeSummit
      @AnimeSummit 8 років тому

      +Boiled Cabbage UA-cam Let's Plays are for nerds.

    • @ratclown690
      @ratclown690 8 років тому +1

      i didnt watch it, i just went to the video to look at the comments

    • @AnimeSummit
      @AnimeSummit 8 років тому +1

      +Boiled Cabbage and that's less nerdy?

    • @wad3rp976
      @wad3rp976 8 років тому

      +Anime Summit So you're a double nerd then...

  • @MrMinecrafter78
    @MrMinecrafter78 7 років тому

    Geoff discreetly trying to smell Michael and Gavin

  • @jaycenallen3155
    @jaycenallen3155 7 років тому

    Jeremy hiding from the robots is great!

  • @matthewrandell5055
    @matthewrandell5055 8 років тому

    22:17 it's the lint-roller character from Jeremy's Papers Please videos xD

  • @david-ut9wh
    @david-ut9wh 8 років тому +94

    I JUST realized this was a song reference....

  • @Steryon91
    @Steryon91 8 років тому +5

    I love this :) i want 10 hours of this :) please make more of thiss!!!!

  • @Tylerman-zt3bd
    @Tylerman-zt3bd 8 років тому

    VR the Champions is your best series.

  • @enfys_cariad
    @enfys_cariad 7 років тому

    'Hi welcome to Mashi-Mart, my name is Elmer. How can I help you today?' ~ Brandon Rodgers

  • @chandlerwatkins8055
    @chandlerwatkins8055 8 років тому

    9:45 "what a fool i was" lmao

  • @d4ark972
    @d4ark972 8 років тому +2

    Good thing Lil J didn't talk about segregating laundry...

  • @Irishrachel1
    @Irishrachel1 8 років тому

    I am a human on my lunch break from my job as a cashier at a supermarket watching other humans work as a cashier in a virtual world

  • @marksman1416
    @marksman1416 8 років тому

    Always enjoy the job simulator videos.

  • @Firedoesminecraft
    @Firedoesminecraft 8 років тому +1

    There's still another thing in Job Simulator you haven't done yet. The Chef one.

  • @michaelt975
    @michaelt975 8 років тому +5

    it's sad how much views they don't get

  • @iiGingiey
    @iiGingiey 8 років тому

    I like to imagine that they didn't notice that it kind od looked like a hotdog until they rematched it

  • @actionpanels
    @actionpanels 8 років тому

    When Jeremy yells "store clerk!" I swear to god I heard "SNORKELER!"

  • @ThyndGH
    @ThyndGH 8 років тому +1

    this series is so good.

  • @shawns.12
    @shawns.12 4 роки тому

    This video never gets old

  • @Taized
    @Taized 8 років тому

    Best series so far

  • @SleepNeed
    @SleepNeed 8 років тому

    Even a virtual hotdog getting ketchup put on it is an insult to hotdogs.

  • @chrisidoo
    @chrisidoo 8 років тому

    Geoff offered me an onion. I have extra layers of happiness now.

  • @goodmorning8674
    @goodmorning8674 8 років тому

    I could watch these all day

  • @gary1862530
    @gary1862530 8 років тому

    Wow, watched about 90% of these vr videos and just got the reference of the name, VR the champions.

  • @itaroons
    @itaroons 8 років тому +1

    Michael playing this game would so be me if i was a store clerk. :D hhaah

  • @pearchris
    @pearchris 8 років тому

    After a thousand or so episodes of VR the Champions, I finally understand what it means, lol

  • @Floofaloo
    @Floofaloo 6 років тому +1

    I would love a burrito and a slushie right now.

  • @endofescape
    @endofescape 8 років тому

    Lil J honestly makes me laugh harder than most people in the AH office. I've been watching for years but I don't think I've been as entertained as I am by Jeremy since Ray left.

  • @annikawassilak3674
    @annikawassilak3674 8 років тому

    Gavin and Jeremy read each others minds in this one
    Gavin: ridiculous idea
    Jeremy: nods sensibly and makes casual comment
    Michael: ? the FUCK