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  • @goldenboyproductions2740
    @goldenboyproductions2740 5 років тому +284

    The trouble with the comments section... is that its full of comments!

  • @jeremycharles2051
    @jeremycharles2051 7 років тому +610

    "I am skilled in the art of gay attitude and stupid comments that will get me to fly through a window tactics sire"

    • @jeremysmith54565
      @jeremysmith54565 5 років тому +2

      Though that in actual fact his name being Piers Gaveston, ended up almost plunging his nobles into civil war, was killed by his own nobles largely due to Gaveston where he died in Wales after being deposed in 1327 Edward II did. Wasn't nearly the lightweight in this though by any means.

    • @jeremysmith54565
      @jeremysmith54565 4 роки тому +1

      'I also never once existed infact he was called Piers Gaveston and was given a nobility title the 1st Earl of Cornwall, for which partly at least got Edward deposed and later executed in effect'

    • @rome79735
      @rome79735 4 роки тому +1

      @@baddog6003 LMAO!!!! And away he goes.

    • @jerrylott4465
      @jerrylott4465 4 роки тому +4

      😆😂that made me laugh out loud

    • @jeremysmith54565
      @jeremysmith54565 4 роки тому +1

      Better stop talking out of your ass clearly :)​@charles cap Infact the Bishop of Glasgow in 1180 forbade churchmen to "ledge their benefices for money borrowed from Jews" together with the anti-Jewish riots in England so is highly unlikely pmsl.
      Better get that head of your checked out, you seriously need your head examining urgently.

  • @dambreaker
    @dambreaker 7 років тому +436

    "Who is this person that speaks to me as though I needed his advice?" ....... BURN!!

    • @juanzulu1318
      @juanzulu1318 4 роки тому +16

      One of the best lines ever.

    • @juanzulu1318
      @juanzulu1318 3 роки тому +2

      @G E T R E K T 905 to know your place.

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt 3 роки тому +2

      @G E T R E K T 905 don't try to fly until some centuries in the future...

    • @hawkinatorgamer9725
      @hawkinatorgamer9725 3 роки тому +5

      If ever there was a time to know to not say another word, this was the one.

    • @russellcurtis2501
      @russellcurtis2501 3 роки тому +5

      @@hawkinatorgamer9725 The three dudes down on the deck knew this.
      (Looks at the body, looks up and sees the King, lowers head and walks away)

  • @haroldgeorge4412
    @haroldgeorge4412 5 років тому +271

    Love how after he tosses him out the window, the guards RUSH over to find out what happened look up and see the King looking down and immediately go back to their posts like nothing happened!

    • @etme1000
      @etme1000 3 роки тому +28

      "It's called Saturday, here at the court."

    • @dwaynepagnotto6771
      @dwaynepagnotto6771 2 роки тому +7

      Hahaha! Yeah, they all look up as if to say, "Uhhh, were we supposed to catch him?"

    • @legionarmy1
      @legionarmy1 2 роки тому +21

      King Edward: throws Twat out the window
      Guards: look up and see the king
      Also guards: fantastic throw Sire!!!

    • @mrhutchblackdog4636
      @mrhutchblackdog4636 2 роки тому +3

      I always tought that how the buckingham palace guards would react If the queen threw her yorkies or a random person

    • @legionarmy1
      @legionarmy1 2 роки тому +1

      @@mrhutchblackdog4636 that was one time and it was a Jehovah’s Witness

  • @afifkarout1
    @afifkarout1 7 років тому +326

    A brilliant performance by Patrick Mc Goohan. Without him, the movie Braveheart would never have been the icon it is today.

    • @xyPERSON
      @xyPERSON 6 років тому +8

      It wasn't just his performance Abo Ali. Mel Gibson's anti-Semitic butt delivered a darn convincing performance as William Wallace and the supporting cast was believable as well.

    • @kimonodragon7834
      @kimonodragon7834 4 роки тому +9

      @@xyPERSON
      Well that's debatable. Regardless of his anti-Semitisn, Mel Gibson's acting skills leave a lot to be desired.....in Braveheart or any other of his films. It was McGoohan's amazing performance that impressed both movie goers and film critics, alike.

    • @joebyrne3159
      @joebyrne3159 4 роки тому +2

      @@kimonodragon7834, what have Braveheart, Mel Gibson and mc Goohan all I in common!

    • @robins5798
      @robins5798 4 роки тому +13

      @@xyPERSON Whaaaa whaaaa whaaaaa he's critical towards jews so he's ANTI-SEMITIC whaaaa whaaaa whaaaaa how dares he!?

    • @joebyrne3159
      @joebyrne3159 4 роки тому

      @Darren Richardson, close a it of Irish!

  • @feonor26
    @feonor26 3 роки тому +148

    "Is he qualified?"
    A question asked too seldom or at all in politics today

    • @dickyt1318
      @dickyt1318 2 роки тому +13

      and far too few of them are thrown out of windows !

    • @BeBe99912
      @BeBe99912 9 днів тому

      I have been asking myself this question ever since Trudeau was elected.

  • @Guitarsoul24734
    @Guitarsoul24734 6 років тому +287

    "A most excellent UA-cam clip sire..." "IS it?"

  • @VeritechGirl
    @VeritechGirl 7 років тому +464

    Scottish rebels have rrrrrrrouted one of my garrisons . . .

    • @MrJeezus
      @MrJeezus 7 років тому +7

      Veritech Girl
      Purrrrr

    • @gioDMP
      @gioDMP 6 років тому +43

      And his son answers with "I made my butt buddy my high councillor". I understand longshanks anger lol

    • @GoodFebruarian
      @GoodFebruarian 6 років тому +6

      Prrrrrrrrecisely sire

    • @stoneroses1989
      @stoneroses1989 6 років тому +4

      and murdered, the noble lord.

    • @betrthnu3413
      @betrthnu3413 6 років тому +1

      Stand up! Stand up!! In the morning I depart for france to press our ranks there..

  • @chrisk.5964
    @chrisk.5964 4 роки тому +1015

    "iam skilled in gender studies and feminism, sire"

    • @BradBrassman
      @BradBrassman 4 роки тому +153

      ....and fully conversant with LGBTQ political correctness........Sire!

    • @mabusharn3761
      @mabusharn3761 4 роки тому +28

      LOL

    • @squakrock
      @squakrock 4 роки тому +29

      Yeah wonder how that would go back then

    • @cp23523
      @cp23523 4 роки тому +7

      hahahah

    • @arthur131313
      @arthur131313 4 роки тому +18

      @@BradBrassman Let us then order takeout from Pander Express

  • @johnpettibone2453
    @johnpettibone2453 7 років тому +217

    That McGoohan didn't even get nominated by the Academy, for Best Supporting Actor is beyond ridiculous...

    • @gilgamesh8334
      @gilgamesh8334 4 роки тому +5

      James Henderson And who are you to make sich an assessment of his acting skills ?

    • @Darkcom
      @Darkcom 4 роки тому

      @James Henderson hahaha prince lover,,,

    • @TheRAH14
      @TheRAH14 4 роки тому +1

      @James Henderson are you ok?

    • @nick3777
      @nick3777 3 роки тому

      Rrrrrrrridiculous gotta roll that R

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt 3 роки тому +2

      2021: he would be cancelled because being a villain in a movie...

  • @Claude_the_Reaper
    @Claude_the_Reaper 8 років тому +269

    Longshanks: Archers!
    - I beg pardon Sire. Won't we hit our own troops?
    - Yes! but it will hit theirs as well. We have reserves. Attack!

    • @nighthawkdutchchameleon9815
      @nighthawkdutchchameleon9815 7 років тому +11

      Claude St-Arnaud and at first he dont want archers cause arrows are expensive. He just wanted get rid of irish

    • @daustin8888
      @daustin8888 6 років тому +1

      LMAO

    • @iliabashel
      @iliabashel 5 років тому +2

      not "yes!" but "yeeees...?"

    • @dragonlord4643
      @dragonlord4643 5 років тому +3

      Longshanks worst Total War player of the world.

    • @lazer_kiw1
      @lazer_kiw1 5 років тому

      Thanos in Endgame be like

  • @michaeleverest7631
    @michaeleverest7631 8 років тому +336

    I like the way he picks the head out of the basket, totallycalm and naturally!As being a veteran of Crusades, Civil War and ConquestsIm sure hes seen his fair share of severed heads!

    • @thetedster7812
      @thetedster7812 5 років тому +35

      Battle hardened. Nice touch. He's still completely nails.

    • @ryanarment5393
      @ryanarment5393 4 роки тому +34

      He was hardened by years of war, reclaiming territory his father lost, expanding his kingdom through conquest, and fighting in the middle east. There probably wasn't much that could rattle him.

    • @rjjcms1
      @rjjcms1 3 роки тому +3

      I know I shouldn't but I like to picture myself sometimes as being like his portrayal of Edward I in a threatening street situation. That and/or Richard Burton's Smith in Where Eagles Dare.

    • @Fernando-R
      @Fernando-R 3 роки тому +15

      It doesn't even phase him. His main concern is tactical, not his nephew. "If he can sack York, he can invade Lower England."
      🤣👍

    • @specialunit0428
      @specialunit0428 2 роки тому +2

      Plus he defected to royalist forces and they butchered his uncle in a frenzy (his body was cut open, legs severed etc), so it is likely he saw this sort of this before.

  • @sakiguzman
    @sakiguzman 14 років тому +364

    Interesting fact about Edward Longshanks is that he is one of the few medieval kings who was faithful to his wife, Eleanor. They were married when he was 15 (and she was 13) for 36 years, had 15 children and he never fooled around at all. Upon her death he erected several Eleanor Crosses across England. :D

    • @emeralddragongaming2930
      @emeralddragongaming2930 3 роки тому +16

      I would say on of the rare kings at all

    • @MrlspPrt
      @MrlspPrt 3 роки тому +12

      This should be creating a shortcircuit on "woke" people's "brain"...

    • @Lhansmeyer33
      @Lhansmeyer33 3 роки тому +9

      @April April exactly... I think they can only say "He didn't openly fool around on her" who knows what really happened. For any man (especially rich and powerful) he could have cheated as many times as he wanted.
      Dudes who are rich, powerful or just smart.... can pretty much cheat whenever they want and never be found out

    • @chrisadlc1
      @chrisadlc1 3 роки тому +45

      He loved her very much, and in truth the whole ‘Braveheart bad guy’ image is a bit misleading, he was one of England’s greatest Kings

    • @dabshanksthe1st488
      @dabshanksthe1st488 3 роки тому +1

      There were doing some super serious f#cking

  • @newlam7958
    @newlam7958 4 роки тому +311

    That's the price Longshanks pays for sending his son to a California boarding school to get educated!

    • @lansogle8080
      @lansogle8080 3 роки тому +15

      Hahahahahahah

    • @anastasiosgkotzamanis5277
      @anastasiosgkotzamanis5277 3 роки тому +7

      He sent him to the navy so that he could become a man.

    • @carpediem9750
      @carpediem9750 3 роки тому +6

      Still one of the top state with highest income on the US, full of weirdos, yeah, but they know how to run a business...

    • @one7decimal2eight
      @one7decimal2eight 3 роки тому +21

      @@carpediem9750 hilarious. Business are fleeing commiefornia in droves.

    • @caboose.20
      @caboose.20 3 роки тому +6

      If you're going to make a political joke, you should at least put some effort into it.

  • @slant6guy
    @slant6guy 12 років тому +118

    "who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?"
    Patrick McGoohan did a stirring rendition of Longshanks!

    • @ambeaux4d
      @ambeaux4d 10 місяців тому +3

      I love this line. Is it too much to quote it in the workplace?

  • @schaferhundschmidt1798
    @schaferhundschmidt1798 8 років тому +382

    Patrick McGoohan was perfect for that role.

    • @celticlofts
      @celticlofts 6 років тому +8

      As too was Peter Hanly who played price Edward. He did a superb job as well.

    • @johnturner9574
      @johnturner9574 5 років тому +16

      Patrick McGoohan was the best actor by far in it. He played it brilliantly.

    • @waltertaljaard1488
      @waltertaljaard1488 5 років тому +6

      Christopher Lee would have made a good job of it as well.

    • @ericday4505
      @ericday4505 5 років тому +5

      Wow Patrick in something other then an episode of. Columbo.

    • @susanb2015
      @susanb2015 5 років тому

      @@ericday4505 I love Columbo. I need to look for him on it.

  • @oneprizeonegoal
    @oneprizeonegoal 14 років тому +75

    "The trouble with Scotland...is that its full of Scots!"
    Patrick McGoohan and that Irish guy on Wallaces side stole the show

    • @Warcodered01
      @Warcodered01 2 роки тому

      I mean from an English king's perspective that's very true.

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 Рік тому

      @@Warcodered01 And from Groundskeeper Willie also

  • @bard6184
    @bard6184 8 років тому +630

    Skilled in the arts of falling out of windows.

    • @bard6184
      @bard6184 7 років тому +17

      He's got many abilities, a talented and gifted individual..

    • @KrautGoesWild
      @KrautGoesWild 7 років тому +12

      We´ll have rain. The boylovers are flying low!
      (Or he was just flying for the bonus miles)

    • @saradecapua3264
      @saradecapua3264 7 років тому +4

      Mister Anthropy This is a really nice and calm king. Wow.

    • @stevedandy973
      @stevedandy973 6 років тому +13

      NOT skilled at flying.

    • @Milolector
      @Milolector 6 років тому +1

      Hahaha

  • @safeysmith6720
    @safeysmith6720 4 роки тому +83

    I love how the soldiers run up instinctively after he’s thrown out the window like “WTF!”
    Then they look up and see the king peering down at them and instinctively are like “Fuck that! Leave his body there and go back to your posts!”
    Soooooo funny!!

  • @MattyGoupil-l7y
    @MattyGoupil-l7y 8 місяців тому +4

    All i can remember is rolling around on the ground laughing when he threw his sons lover out the window😂😂😂

  • @Mitjitsu
    @Mitjitsu 3 роки тому +111

    "How would you deal with this brigand?" - "Defund the police and send in social services"

  • @ardalla535
    @ardalla535 6 років тому +91

    Edward I was actually not a despised king; he was largely respected by his people. The Scots, of course, were not exactly in love with him. And his son was not a craven, posturing coward as depicted; he was very popular ... at least at first. Should be noted that Isabella and Edward were married when she was 12 and he 16. She bore him several children and supported him until he made it impossible for her to do so. There is no direct evidence from the time that Edward II was gay, and there no no suspicion at the time (and in fact until the 20th century) that any of Isabella's children were illegitimate.

    • @XxowendanxX
      @XxowendanxX 4 роки тому +10

      Edward also was not a pagan. He went on crusade

    • @philipgreenaway5631
      @philipgreenaway5631 4 роки тому +7

      He lost the war to Robert Bruce at the Battle of Bannockburn. The rumours of him having a homosexual relationship comes from him having a close friendship with Piers Gaveston. Gaveston was despised in the royal court. But the king pretty much ignored his wife in favour of Gaveston until Gaveston was murdered. Then Queen after she could take no more started an affair with Roger Mortimer and orchestrated Edward II’s downfall. Edward II is not well remembered. That’s where the rumour of how he was killed came from. He was either murdered with a hot pike rammed up his bottom (popular belief) or he was smothered to death. And you’re wrong he is hated, hence the rumoured death and the manner in which he conducted himself during his reign.

    • @rogeredwarrddeshon5000
      @rogeredwarrddeshon5000 2 роки тому

      No evidence ? Gaveston's relationship and hold on Edward 11 was a classic example of homosexuality.

    • @rogeredwarrddeshon5000
      @rogeredwarrddeshon5000 2 роки тому

      @@CY-1627 isabella would have had nothing to do with a dirty smelly Scots brigand like Wallace - chalk and cheese.

    • @willrogan955
      @willrogan955 2 роки тому

      The Crusades were not Christian wars

  • @memyselfeye662
    @memyselfeye662 5 років тому +34

    I watched this for the first time when I was 15. I had never been so intimidated by a characters presence in the way I was by Longshanks in this movie. Patrick McGoohan's screen presence and talent was off the charts

    • @oriraykai3610
      @oriraykai3610 2 роки тому +2

      Some guy actually died of terror in a meeting with Longshanks. True story. but Longshanks never threw Piers Gavens out of a window and Piers Gavens died of old age.

  • @johnkrausse8672
    @johnkrausse8672 6 років тому +69

    I am skilled at saying the wrong thing at the wrong time to the wrong king . Lol lol👑👑👑

  • @GreatPolishWingedHussars
    @GreatPolishWingedHussars 2 роки тому +12

    The word Defenestration has two meanings:
    1. To throw someone out a window.
    2. To dismiss someone from an undeserved position of authority.
    King Edward Longshanks here is demonstrating both meanings in one succinct action.
    That's a quote!

  • @LucasKingPiano
    @LucasKingPiano 9 років тому +279

    I have a story about the man who plays Longshanks. My Dad and his mate were walking home in York and they saw that Patrick McGoohan (Longshanks) was in a play at the theatre. My Dads mate keyed McGoohans car (fuck knows why) but McGoohan was coming out the theatre and caught my Dads mate doing it and beat the piss out of him, I mean absolutely annihilated him, put him in hospital and everything.

    • @bfd8968
      @bfd8968 9 років тому +26

      +Lucas King Good story, he is one very talented, very convincing actor.

    • @LucasKingPiano
      @LucasKingPiano 8 років тому +35

      +Joe Banks I agree, the guy deserved the beat down he got.

    • @CrazyIrishDrunk1
      @CrazyIrishDrunk1 8 років тому +30

      +Lucas King Patrick McGoohan was Irish, don't fuck with an Irish man's car!

    • @tomtonka1915
      @tomtonka1915 8 років тому +14

      +Lucas King
      lol So your dad didn't help his mate? Just stood there while Longshanks beat the piss out of him.

    • @tomtonka1915
      @tomtonka1915 8 років тому +1

      Lucas King
      Well if he was a mate, yeah I would. You did say he was your dad's mate.

  • @jrjubach
    @jrjubach 8 років тому +85

    He played that part so perfectly. You kind of "love to hate him."

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 2 роки тому

      And thus why elites are all parasitical piece of shit we must destroy before they destroy us all.

  • @ten4k964
    @ten4k964 5 років тому +87

    "Who is this person who speaks to me as though i needed his advice"

    • @ryanarment5393
      @ryanarment5393 4 роки тому +13

      At that point, dude should have bowed out and ran from that room.

    • @jt7638
      @jt7638 3 роки тому +1

      In practice, the man murdered actually lived for years afterwards. Edward II is notorious as a gay man or at least bisexual whose incompetence and misrule resulted in civil wars and his loss of his crown then his life. The queen did take over...for a time before their son took over from her.

    • @james_ford86
      @james_ford86 2 роки тому

      @@jt7638 Edward II didn't "lose his crown" until he was murdered. Not sure why you inferred that he did lose it before his death.

    • @jt7638
      @jt7638 2 роки тому

      @@james_ford86 I am not a legal expert for the unwritten variant of the British constitution of the time, but if your wife organizes an armed effort to depose you and it succeeds, and you lose all power such that you are killed then at best this is semantics. Maybe they still called him king but in practice he was a prisoner.

    • @james_ford86
      @james_ford86 2 роки тому

      @@jt7638 Fact remains he did not "lose his crown" as you put it.

  • @garyhunt8067
    @garyhunt8067 5 років тому +66

    Patrick Mcgoohan stole the show.

    • @24bidy
      @24bidy 4 роки тому +1

      I dont think so

    • @emeralddragongaming2930
      @emeralddragongaming2930 3 роки тому +1

      Oh yes , he did , probably the best portrayed king ever

    • @evo5dave
      @evo5dave 3 роки тому

      Yes he did. Shame the show was just another Gibson butchering of history.

  • @horstreinhardt5023
    @horstreinhardt5023 7 років тому +55

    3:26 - Guards: "well, nothing to see here..."

  • @Ramona6
    @Ramona6 15 років тому +31

    Patrick Mcgoohan was one of the great ones...he will be sorely missed! Longshanks was a role he was born to play...brilliant!!! Bravo sir...RIP

  • @ThomasWilliams89
    @ThomasWilliams89 12 років тому +113

    "Arrows cost money, use up the Irish, the dead cost nothing" That's my king talking.

    • @stijnvanmanshoven4591
      @stijnvanmanshoven4591 2 роки тому +1

      And after that he still uses up arrows never made any Sense to me

    • @visionist7
      @visionist7 Рік тому +2

      @@stijnvanmanshoven4591 the Irish had betrayed him

    • @ricardoabreu4997
      @ricardoabreu4997 Рік тому

      @@stijnvanmanshoven4591 in real lide some english knights killed some welsh, Ed had to stop that madness and even punish the drink knights. This could be a way to explain what happened

  • @MrBastilleDay
    @MrBastilleDay 12 років тому +19

    "Whom shall I send? Not I! If fall into the hands of that murderer it might be my head in a basket. And not my..gentle son! The mere sight of him would encourage an invasion of the entire country. Whom shall I send? Whom shall I send?"

  • @connormcleod9595
    @connormcleod9595 2 роки тому +4

    Patrick mcgoohan was a cold ruthless bastard.. Damn.. What fine acting

    • @senormosquito1114
      @senormosquito1114 2 роки тому +1

      …….Patrick McGoohan was a brilliant actor and the real star of the film.

  • @CaptainQueue
    @CaptainQueue 4 роки тому +14

    Patrick Mcgoohan, one of the most underrated actors of the previous century, had to settle for crap TV and Disney roles for quite awhile. He outdid everyone on Braveheart. Salute.

  • @konferansjer
    @konferansjer 8 років тому +67

    3:30 Longshanks narrowly escapes being poisoned by his enemies.

    • @MGOBTV
      @MGOBTV 7 років тому +4

      The Conpheranseer Roose Longshanks

    • @collinwatts9390
      @collinwatts9390 5 років тому +6

      Only GOT fans will get the reference lmao. "How did he die?"

    • @ruthcog
      @ruthcog 4 роки тому +1

      Haha lol

    • @oriraykai3610
      @oriraykai3610 2 роки тому

      during the Crusades. That was in Jerusalem.

  • @scifyry
    @scifyry 8 років тому +127

    Smacking his son around at sixty-something years of age--that's a feat right there. I mean yeah, his son was a fanny bandit but you should be able to at least give dear old dad a challenge.

    • @Parasmunt
      @Parasmunt 7 років тому +11

      Dad could have him killed with the clicking of his fingers. He assaults the king, it's a crime. Hardly fair is it.
      That's why the father was a bully and like most bullies a little cowardly and insecure.

    • @dreday5880
      @dreday5880 6 років тому +11

      Fanny bandit 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TheHippieNurse
      @TheHippieNurse 6 років тому +11

      I think it was because his son was a coward and gay

    • @gullydisciple
      @gullydisciple 5 років тому +15

      At 60 to still be able to throw a man out of a window thats a feat

    • @Cba409
      @Cba409 5 років тому +5

      Well dear old dad was in full armor and angry.

  • @pix046
    @pix046 8 років тому +24

    "Sire. They're own nephew. what beast could do such a thing?" He should have stopped at that impertinent comment. Instead of that he made another..

  • @stefos6431
    @stefos6431 6 років тому +21

    "Not my Gentle son"..........MUUUUUUUUUUahahaahahahaha..........Freakin' Classic......Longshanks son played the effeminate role very well too...LOOOLZ

  • @DementedDistraction
    @DementedDistraction 6 років тому +20

    Such an amazing performance - one of my all-time favorites.
    Tywin Lannister actually reminds me quite a bit of Longshanks...no surprise he's my favorite character in GOT.

  • @jordangroff8978
    @jordangroff8978 8 років тому +115

    should have won an oscar!

    • @melissaking6019
      @melissaking6019 6 років тому +17

      Gibson tried to get McGooohan an Oscar nomination.

    • @eidorianeagle5806
      @eidorianeagle5806 5 років тому

      For what.

    • @kimonodragon7834
      @kimonodragon7834 4 роки тому +6

      @@eidorianeagle5806
      For his great acting talent! That's what. What a dumb question, ffs.

    • @AC-lv1eq
      @AC-lv1eq 4 роки тому +2

      Is 7 academy awards including best picture do it for you?

    • @seinfan9
      @seinfan9 3 роки тому

      @@AC-lv1eq When it actually meant something. The award is trash now.

  • @FairytaleVideobiz
    @FairytaleVideobiz 6 років тому +7

    Such a great movie, Patrick McGoohan who played Longshanks really added to the movie such a great actor. He was also great in A Time to Kill as the judge. Legendary actor.

  • @DownWithThePlague
    @DownWithThePlague 7 років тому +18

    3:22 "OK, who did that?!"
    "Oh, it's the king" *scoops away*

    • @GoodFebruarian
      @GoodFebruarian 6 років тому

      *Whistling, ignoring the corpse*

    • @Cba409
      @Cba409 5 років тому

      Nothing to see here

  • @NSResponder
    @NSResponder 3 місяці тому +2

    Amazing that the boy had the nerve to pull his dagger. Even more amazing that Longshanks didn't toss him out of the window, too.

  • @mftepera
    @mftepera 15 років тому +21

    You will be missed, Longshanks. Truly one of the great villains in the history of film...

    • @oriraykai3610
      @oriraykai3610 2 роки тому

      This was nothing like the real King of England, it was all fiction. The first line was the only thing Longshanks actually ever said.

    • @rogeredwarrddeshon5000
      @rogeredwarrddeshon5000 2 роки тому +2

      He was no villain, he was a great and powerful medieval King in a violent age. His type was required, his son's was not.

    • @Tawny6702
      @Tawny6702 2 роки тому +2

      In the history of film! But in reality…..a man of his time! Edward was ruthless and temperamental but also a man of action, especially in his younger years! This film while being a great movie for the excellent and bloody battle scenes was historically so flawed that nothing can be taken seriously, it’s interpretation is even incorrect from the 15th century poem is was inspired from by Blind Harry “the acts and deeds of Sir Willian Wallace, knight of Elderslie”

    • @amarillohendrix4207
      @amarillohendrix4207 Рік тому

      @@rogeredwarrddeshon5000 If that ever happens again, would it be correct then to behave in a violent manner?

  • @danielbrissenden2555
    @danielbrissenden2555 2 роки тому +1

    Longshanks in Bogart film noir voice: "You'll take a slapping and like it!"

  • @774CISCO
    @774CISCO 9 років тому +131

    Is he qualified?

    • @taisgdl
      @taisgdl 7 років тому +3

      Plot Twist* he could have beat Wallace

    • @GoodFebruarian
      @GoodFebruarian 6 років тому +15

      His favourite dish; tossing the salad

    • @waveali5620
      @waveali5620 6 років тому

      lmao!

    • @evilsonic9999
      @evilsonic9999 6 років тому +8

      yes he is qualify in butt sex

    • @tayonius
      @tayonius 5 років тому +2

      I am skilled in the arts of war and military tactics, sire

  • @HOTDAbridged
    @HOTDAbridged 7 років тому +34

    Skilled in the arts of flying like a flightless bird.~

    • @Jaris84R
      @Jaris84R 6 років тому +2

      HOTDAbridged don't forget his skills in oral negotiations

    • @GoodFebruarian
      @GoodFebruarian 6 років тому +2

      ...and bottom

    • @james_ford86
      @james_ford86 2 роки тому +2

      @@GoodFebruarian Nah, if any of the two were the bottom, it would have been Edward II, at least based on how they are depicted in this film. Anyone who's ever been around enough feminine gay men can tell that Patrick was the more masculine of the two, and therefor, most likely the top.

    • @GoodFebruarian
      @GoodFebruarian 2 роки тому +1

      @@james_ford86
      lol 🤣

  • @nitzky8920
    @nitzky8920 8 років тому +30

    Best. Villain. Ever. Move over, Vader.

  • @petemartin295
    @petemartin295 8 років тому +149

    This movie would have been unwatchable without Patrick McGoohan. He owned every scene he was in.

    • @chainsawkitten3766
      @chainsawkitten3766 6 років тому +4

      I think there were a lot of good characters in this film, both male and female

    • @betrthnu3413
      @betrthnu3413 6 років тому +2

      Love to be a fly on the wall listening to England's Plantagenet kings addressing their borons and court way back when, they would make Mcgoohans Longshanks portrayal look like a lemonade seller.

    • @williamjubi
      @williamjubi 6 років тому +2

      I think this is a terrific movie. Though you're right about Patrick McGoohan's performance, he did "own" every scene. He deserved an Oscar nomination.

    • @garyhunt8067
      @garyhunt8067 5 років тому

      To me. He stole the whole performance

    • @andyseabrookfitness8693
      @andyseabrookfitness8693 5 років тому

      @Cinnamon Troll David o hara

  • @ers586
    @ers586 15 років тому +23

    Patrick McGoohan was a gifted actor who played memorable roles in such series as Secret Agent and The Prisoner. His work will live on. RIP.

    • @glenchapman3899
      @glenchapman3899 2 роки тому +3

      He was so versatile as an actor, he managed to play 4 different killers during the run of Columbo. And I think the show you might be thinking of was "Danger Man" rather than "Secret Agent"

    • @DL-rp4lu
      @DL-rp4lu 2 роки тому +1

      He is the warden in Escape From Alcatraz

  • @localwear1
    @localwear1 Рік тому +2

    Longshanks has that back fist 🤜 down to an art form!!!

  • @TomiKaski
    @TomiKaski 5 років тому +7

    Guards outside the window:
    "Did you see that?"
    "Yes, he was flying low, we'll have rain!"

  • @Airowregina
    @Airowregina 2 роки тому +5

    Love the triple combo that Longshanks gave his son side step, back hand, kicked to the gut.

  • @hamzak2181
    @hamzak2181 6 років тому +8

    The son is so effeminate that he even makes sissy noises when getting his arse whooped by Longshanks.

  • @balrog13571
    @balrog13571 15 років тому +8

    It's so sad he's gone. But at least he left behind memorable films like this. I love every scene he was in and love how he says his lines. "Scottish rebels have rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrouted one of my garrisons and killed the noble lord". None can say that like him!

  • @collinwatts9390
    @collinwatts9390 5 років тому +12

    "What advice would you offer on the PRESENT SITUATION!"

  • @daniellee8162
    @daniellee8162 3 роки тому +12

    The look on Longshanks face at the beginning 😂
    Later...
    Phillip: YOUR OWN NEPHEW. WHAT BEAST COULD DO SUCH A THING...
    Longshanks: ...Oh I've been waiting for this moment. You...are skilled in the arts of war and military tactics you say?!

  • @SherryVapors
    @SherryVapors 13 років тому +12

    Good God! Patrick McGoohan was an incredible actor. May he rest in peace.

  • @dwaynepagnotto6771
    @dwaynepagnotto6771 2 роки тому +2

    Long shanks, "Arrrre you? Tell me, what advice would you give on the ahhh, present situaaaTION?!!"
    Phillip, "AHHHH?-EEEEEAHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh!" SPLAT!
    Men down below look up towards the window.
    "Ello Mi'lord. Good toss! Will anyone else been coming down today?"
    Longshanks, "I cannot say for sure. The day is still early."

  • @robingar4973
    @robingar4973 2 роки тому +5

    No matter when you see mcgooghan he is always the same ..the same demeanor in every role...a true badass

  • @whiskeybuilder6335
    @whiskeybuilder6335 2 роки тому +2

    The reaction of the guards on the ground is perfect. Nothing to see here.

  • @davidwallace4416
    @davidwallace4416 3 роки тому +4

    The trouble wae Scotland is it's full of Scots 😂😂 I laughed so much et that when I first watched Braveheart. I was only 17 years of age at time. Sad thing is at school we never learned about The Bruce, William Wallace or James Douglas in history class but learned plenty English history and only really learned about Scots history after we joined union with England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 Greetings from a wee toon in East Ayrshire Scotland. I love that I share same surname as William Wallace but Wallace is a very common name in Scotland. 👍

  • @charlesdcw1990
    @charlesdcw1990 15 років тому +7

    "Scottish rebles rrrrouted one of my garrisions" Great acting from an equally great man, RIP!

  • @buffalosmoke
    @buffalosmoke 5 років тому +5

    WHAT an actor he was.... outSTANDING in this role

  • @sincerelyjerry244
    @sincerelyjerry244 2 роки тому +4

    thank you, the character and the actor, Patrick McGoohan, made the movie! Cheers

  • @bensherman8925
    @bensherman8925 3 роки тому +3

    Longshanks:” Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?”
    Prince Edward: “Phillip is from HR and is here to advise us on leadership and employee engagement”
    Phillip:” Aaaaaaargh”

  • @H0DLTHED0R
    @H0DLTHED0R 4 роки тому +6

    One of the best parenting scenes in history! Now that's how you love your son!

    • @joethekinghawk7514
      @joethekinghawk7514 2 роки тому

      Yeah, pulling your nephew's severed head out in front of your weak son will make him love you more. Great father skill.

    • @H0DLTHED0R
      @H0DLTHED0R 2 роки тому +2

      @@joethekinghawk7514 indeed. Great example of a father. Can't have our sons biting pillows and playing for pink team.

    • @joethekinghawk7514
      @joethekinghawk7514 2 роки тому

      @@H0DLTHED0R you are so right.

  • @774CISCO
    @774CISCO 12 років тому +7

    An evil sod is Longshanks! " What's news of the North?" cracks me up every time!

  • @csr326
    @csr326 4 роки тому +8

    Even after 25 years he still instills fear in me

  • @DonCorleone87
    @DonCorleone87 15 років тому +8

    "Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?"

  • @mateoriveracastro1383
    @mateoriveracastro1383 Рік тому +2

    0:27 When you realize you may not get grandchildren in the throne...

    • @ortosvioladosambientevomitable
      @ortosvioladosambientevomitable Рік тому

      anda a Salta , argentina y fijate que hacen los narcos alla , de todo les hacen y esconden eso , son g415 empalados en masa

  • @scottsimmons7897
    @scottsimmons7897 5 років тому +3

    This guy was the best and most convincing actor of a medieval character in the whole movie.

  • @amymcdermott8897
    @amymcdermott8897 3 роки тому +1

    I have appointed Phillip my Rear Guard !!! LoL

  • @jbarry39
    @jbarry39 5 років тому +3

    Patrick McGoohan so deserved an Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for this performance...

  • @КеримСултанов-й9з
    @КеримСултанов-й9з 3 роки тому +5

    One of the most interesting moments of the movie with the participation of Edward the First is out of there. When the King is asked about the time - that it would take a lot of time to send the envoys into France, the question by the way was asked by King's son - Edward the II - he asnwers him that he had sent the envoys to France for negotiations against William before he sent Isabella to meet William. I think this is one of the most remarkable moments of the movie - the episode with McGuigan's character

    • @joethekinghawk7514
      @joethekinghawk7514 2 роки тому

      Longshanks was a think tank kind of guy, cold and calculating.

  • @earthstock
    @earthstock 3 роки тому +3

    Patrick makes this entire film. Without him and his performance Braveheart would have been so much less. Such great acting!

  • @yveslolou739
    @yveslolou739 2 роки тому +1

    The age-old question has been answered fairies don't fly

  • @theinnerlight87
    @theinnerlight87 16 років тому +6

    "and when he says: IS IT"
    That sends shivers down my spine too! :D

  • @shellsbignumber2
    @shellsbignumber2 Рік тому +1

    When being a king meant something.

  • @sophiaperennis2360
    @sophiaperennis2360 8 років тому +35

    So hilariously over the top. Easily the best character in the film.

    • @kinkeezie
      @kinkeezie 7 років тому +4

      Him or Stephen

    • @nihilistcentraluk442
      @nihilistcentraluk442 5 років тому +5

      Camp and highly menacing.
      You can see why McGooghan was the most highly paid British TV actor in the 60s.

  • @StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY
    @StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY 8 років тому +20

    Although my race was abused and slaughtered by Longshanks - the way he is portrayed by Patrick McGoohan evokes a grudging admiration. Especially in the direct action with his son's lover!

    • @virgilgrissom7753
      @virgilgrissom7753 8 років тому +15

      English and Scottish are of the same race.

    • @twiliblade
      @twiliblade 8 років тому +3

      +Virgil Grissom so are all humans...

    • @CrazyIrishDrunk1
      @CrazyIrishDrunk1 8 років тому +3

      +Virgil Grissom wrong, the Scottish are of the Gaelic race (like the Irish) while the English are a Germanic race.

    • @virgilgrissom7753
      @virgilgrissom7753 8 років тому +5

      Jonathan Po Gothics and Gaels are ethnolinguistic groups, not a race.

    • @CrazyIrishDrunk1
      @CrazyIrishDrunk1 8 років тому

      how dare you....

  • @grego7596
    @grego7596 9 років тому +16

    ...acting at it's best.

  • @charlesferdinand422
    @charlesferdinand422 5 років тому +6

    Longshanks was fucking hilarious.

  • @DonCooks1
    @DonCooks1 7 років тому +10

    "won't we hit our own troops"
    yes.
    SAVAGE

  • @AOE5578
    @AOE5578 5 років тому +3

    😂😂😂 he made him fly ,with out wings

  • @VersusARCH
    @VersusARCH 5 років тому +3

    Longshanks is the best part of the movie. Although I doubt he was so stuffy in his demeanor in real life since the guy was, in his youth, an ex-crusader, athletic, jousting champion, had a badass wife with whom he had a passionate love relationship (a rarity in arranged marriages of the time) AND was a keen user of trebuchets (during the siege of Stirling castle he refused to accept tbe castle's surrender before he could observe the great trebuchet, the Warwolf, that his army painstakingly assembled and set up, in action)...

  • @oncapintada6086
    @oncapintada6086 3 роки тому +2

    "I'm skilled in the arsometry and back door negotiations".

  • @smik4978
    @smik4978 4 роки тому +3

    3:21 Guards sees a guy thrown out the window to his death, sees that the King is responsible, and they're all like "jolly good throw, sire", and proceeds to return to their posts

  • @easy2120
    @easy2120 12 років тому +1

    Rrrrrruffles have rrrridges.... Longshanks would have been the perfect pitchman for potato chips.

  • @gavindoyle692
    @gavindoyle692 3 роки тому +3

    Definitely one of the best screen villains in the history of cinema. 👏🏼

  • @theghostofpennsylvania_11
    @theghostofpennsylvania_11 4 роки тому

    I like how he threw him out the window. "I'm skilled in the arts of poop pushing."🤣😁🤣😁🤣

  • @Fr0st1989
    @Fr0st1989 7 років тому +3

    The way he says "IS IT?!" is hilarious

  • @jmarks544
    @jmarks544 3 роки тому +2

    I wonder what a king like this would do to someone like a prince Harry now probably throw him out of a castle window too I would suspect

  • @Revengeofthestorm61
    @Revengeofthestorm61 13 років тому +3

    One of the most outstanding cinematic performances has been demonstrated in a movie. 10/10

  • @brucewilliams6604
    @brucewilliams6604 2 роки тому +1

    I Love that flying lesson.

  • @demo2382
    @demo2382 8 років тому +5

    "I WILL STAND UP TO HIM AND MORE!"................01:54 H'es nearly shitting his pants lmao

  • @realUlfricStormcloak
    @realUlfricStormcloak 3 роки тому +2

    0:30 "A pity we're on the first floor."

  • @mondomacabromajor5731
    @mondomacabromajor5731 5 років тому +4

    Mcgoohan's performance is what made Braveheart a great film - what a bastard Longshanks was!!!

  • @llaurita2
    @llaurita2 3 роки тому +2

    The world could use Edward today.