i was thinking this. but its the way he carries himself, the way he moves, talks, thinks, gesticulates, the way he is funny and laughs that is the most young thing about him. of course he doesn't have the frown lines of many 34 year olds cos he's often laughing and making people laugh, but i do think a lot of it might be his non-physical youth... maybe
Cracked up, so true though. I don't know how racists have the time to be angry at skin colour? You'd think they'd be too busy chasing foxes around the country or beating their partners?
The word 'genius' is overused but anyone watching James Acaster on Netflix (or this little snippet or indeed anything he does!) must surely have that epithet come to mind. If they have a sense of humour.
An intellectual who is also very funny is a rare combination. Certainly when its coupled with a lack of pomposity. Refreshingly off the wall. I agree he has a writers approach. An artistic approach.
@Garry I'm not saying intellectuals are not funny (that would be crass) however stand-up comedians who are still very funny when they are being smart is rare. Hicks and Boyle are two exceptions. But Mr Acaster is quite unique in his style. Christopher Hitchens was (and still is) a big hero of mine.
You can forgive a country voting a childish, petulant, miniature wannabe dictator in, that's like having a shit on your living room coffee table while drunk, going to bed and forgetting about it until the next morning. Brexit is hosing down the entire house with jets of liquid shit; in every nook, cranny and crack; in the cavity walls, in the attic, the water tank and filling the empty part of the sofa including the foam cushions. Even if you clean it all up, the stench of that is going to hang around for decades.
Well Trump can damage his country for four years while thanks to Brexit, many important trading partners will fuck off for good. So the answer is both I guess, but Trump would win if he became president permanently
The clothing choices in this video were absolutely wild. James is wearing a mustard jumper over a wine shirt but there is a grey jumper or long sleeve t shirt in there somewhere as well and Femi is wearing a Marvin the Martian t shirt over a polo neck and seems to be wearing actual clown shoes at the end.
@@MrWhoakfmw Why would there be food shortages? And relinquish your own vote then. I bet that's not what you mean though. Just the people who voted different to you right?
@@jordan_roadhouse4798 Well I certainly wouldn't want the public to vote on whether cancer should be treated or not. Or if people with severe disabilities or mental illness should get supported by government. So yeah why would I want people to vote on something that could have ramifications for millions of the vulnerable in this country? because I want to relinquish my vote? no because I don't want the public to make an uninformed decision. And yes, the UK would struggle to feed itself entirely. Either it would be impossible, or it would take several years to make feasible. It would also mean a complete change of diet for most people, principally making meat and exotic fruits, spices and veg scarce.
@@jameslivesey8322 "Well I certainly wouldn't want the public to vote on whether cancer should be treated or not. Or if people with severe disabilities or mental illness should get supported by government." That wasn't what was on the ballot box. All you have done there, is create a strawman. An awful one at that. Fail. "So yeah why would I want people to vote on something that could have ramifications for millions of the vulnerable in this country?" And that's democracy done. Because with that reasoning then every election should be stopped too. What a moronic statement to make. Why are those things at risk? Are you admitting that the very ORGANISATION that the country pay to be a part of, and what you are arguing to overturn democracy to remain a member of, would put into action things that would harm "millions of the vulnerable in this country"? "because I want to relinquish my vote? no because I don't want the public to make an uninformed decision." Ahh... And here we get to it. Did you vote remain? Because that was just as informed as leavers votes. No one on either side are clairvoyant, or are you claiming to be one? You are a remainer so I guess narcissism does come in tandem with that. "And yes, the UK would struggle to feed itself entirely. Either it would be impossible, or it would take several years to make feasible. It would also mean a complete change of diet for most people, principally making meat and exotic fruits, spices and veg scarce." And this is just pure isolationist, fear mongering, STUPID, delusional and the product of the gullible. Why, again, would the EU blockade trade from say, the US? or India? or Australia? And any of the nations of South, Central and North America, Africa and the Asian continent? Are you seriously suggesting that this ORGANISATION that you are so desperate to be a part of, would not only stop the PRIVATE BUSINESSES in it's own States, but entire continents from doing trade with the UK? And you want to pay billions into that very ORGANISATION for that very 'privilege'? That is exactly why you are an isolationist. A clown. There is a wider world outside of the EU. It is tax payer funded (not including the millionaire lobbyists buying MEPs) so you saying I shouldn't have a say because I will vote differently to you, is authoritarian (something you have in common with the bureaucrats) is the silliest thing I have seen in a long time, and I am on the internet a lot.
February 12th: Parliament votes against deal; Britain on the brink of no-deal scenario *james acaster endorses people's vote* February 13th: PARLIAMENT UNANIMOUSLY APPROVES SECOND REFERENDUM
Oops! Chocolate giant Cadbury is bringing Dairy Milk back to Britain after switching some of its production to Poland. It has pumped £75 million into new machinery at its Bournville factory in Birmingham and Cadbury said the investment had sealed its place as “the home of Dairy Milk”. www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cadbury-bringing-dairy-milk-production-10179721 Also with 22 trillion debt the Americans own very little so I'm happy they have some decent chocolate bars.
My only problem with Brexit is that before Cameron ever mentioned it no one ever gave a shit about the EU- truly think about that for a second and if that includes yourself. It raises the question, why do we actually need to leave when remaining does not effect our daily lives as we know them at all. Also for those who want to push for a hard brexit and leave right now then your insane. If you are that serious about leaving you can surely wait as longe as it takes rather than actually punishing yourself for no reason. No country in history has ever left the EU and nitpicked the things it liked about it, it’s selfish as fuck so you can surely see why we obviously continue to not gain our deals. Hell I don’t know why I bother, if we leave and end up in a negative state the general public will just blame the government for their own decision anyway.
Brem Fair enough man thanks for the response, I genuinely like to see some reason behind it- but who talked about it? You have to admit I’m not wrong, the higher majority of the public had no clue prior.
@@JayTraversJT It was such a popular subject, it appeared on British panel shows like QI years before the referendum. It was watercooler talk all over the place. Plenty of people spoke of stupid EU laws (most of which didn't exist).
You're way over your head. Do you actually not know any reason as to why we want to leave? The EU laws are terrible, we have nothing to gain from being with them. If you're on youtube you must know about article 13! Imagine almost EVERY video on this site blocked because you're such an EU lover! In no way what so ever is it selfish, its the right thing to do for our people, it makes us more friendly to other countries and it opens up trade to so many other countries that being in the EU stopped us from trading with and we can still trade with europe too. It only has effect on the prices. I would rather be friends with everyone spending a 10% more money than friends with a selective group and being forced to abide by what ever they tell me to do.
For starters the law you mentioned isn’t that bad. We both know article 13 won’t settle for long no matter how much the EU may want it. That or it won’t be as bad as we estimate it to be. It may be nice for our own countries people but you saying that just proves how selfish it is even further. Also I’d like to add I’m alright with leave/ I just hate those that want a hard brexit right now when we are more than capable of waiting.
I know this is satire but incase anyone is taking this seriously, There won't be a food shortage after EU exit. Retailers have been building their food supplies since Christmas, to make sure there's enough food to buy if there's a 'no deal' situation.
Rachael Marie UK dairy farmers get about 75% of their income on average from EU subsidies. Without that, either milk prices will skyrocket, or a load of farms are going to be up for sale for being unprofitable. Or the government reach into the magic money tree and find a huge sum annually for subsidies. As policing and schools can’t get enough funding, I doubt milk will.
@@WhatIsMeDoing In truth the figure is less than half of the 75% subsidy you are telling us about. The 40% of profits which come from EU subsidies will continue until 2022 until they will decrease slowly, this inturn will force British farmers to innovate and invest in more productive methods as they will no longer be making their money just by existing.
George Boulter 40%, if you believe that the FT have the most accurate figure. I find myself trusting the 75% of teagasc as I imagine a government backed body can gather more accurate figures across a greater range of farmers. But I somewhat digress. Even if the government has promised that they will provide a similar subsidy, there is no reason to trust that. After all, they’ve failed to back up promises on inelquality, education, life expectancy, and mental health. No, any sort of farmer subsidies will be the first cut as soon as the government needs some money to pay for a non-existent ferry service, or hire hundreds of border officers to carry out checks on imported goods from the EU and rest of the world. Even if, by some miracle, subsidies do get put in place for the imminent future, what happens when they start falling? Unless there’s some revolution in milk production, cost cutting will almost certainly come from reductions in standards and animal welfare that the government promised would not be a result of brexit. Prices cannot rise - the supermarket oligopolies will not allow themselves to be put in a position that they have fought so hard against for decades, of losing out on milk sales to their competitiors. Milk production in the uk will simply lack firms willing to pay prices that make production profitable. Milk will have to be imported, likely with no tariff, dealing yet another blow to the milk industry. Whew that was long. Also 40 is more than half of 75.
@@WhatIsMeDoing I live in rural Wales. . Loads of cows, loads of farmers.. nobody is concerned. . Honestly not one farmer I've spoken with wishes they voted remain? Most are happy tbh and I've never heard anything about the subsidies so I really doubt anyone I've spoken to has 75 percent of their profit come from the eu but I don't know really, either way, they could treble the price of milk and I'd still think it was worth it 🙃🤔
It would be difficult and expensive trading with the EU from the outside as they have very strict rules that didn't apply to us while inside. And the EU also helped us trade with non EU countries
Because we will need to set up new trade deals with everyone, at the moment we trade with the world as the EU, in two weeks we'll be outside the EU and will need to create new deals with everyone.
We still could possibly do really good trade outside of the UK. Leaving the EU actually makes it possible for the UK to get better deals with other countries (that are outside of the EU) than we currently have in the EU as we would be less restricted by the EU. However that all depends on how competent the government is. And unfortunately we were never ready to leave the EU in that regard.
@@stevedennison8495 Didn't Bercow reject the government constantly putting in their deal over and over, he's hardly gonna let them do the same shit with the "people's vote"
@@videoaddict961 Yeah, I did wonder about that. The official people's vote campaign was pretty pissed off they brought it now. But the problem with May's deal is it is identical to what is was before. The People's Vote can be all sorts of different things, so the votes could be substantially different depending on what the motion was asking for. Plus Bercow is a Remainer. So I wouldn't write off another vote yet.
@@PROJECTileKN1FE Aw that's kind of you to let me go first. How about that fact that most things would be more expensive as businesses would have to place tariffs on imported goods. British produce would be rejected by the EU due to new regulations. Millions of expats would be living in uncertainty. And before you suggest "Britain can trade with other countries" remember that trade deals take years and we cannot even make constructive deals with our closest trading partners (the EU) which would not be great incentive for other countries.
@@jamesfletcher1439 do you not think to state that "pringles ARE the left over bits of McDonald's fries" may be slightly misleading when the leftover fries are only a minor ingredient? Kinda like saying "strawberry milkshake IS beaver anal secretion"
@@jamesfletcher1439 yeah I sorta glosses over that paragraph bc it doesn't seem worth reading but my point stands. You clearly stated that pringles ARE the left over bits of fries. Not made from. You only use the word made to refer to the maker, not the ingredients. So to say "I only said they were made with them" is actually wrong. So you're either a liar or just incapable of reading your own comments. Look I'm sure you're a nice guy, and you've just got a bit excited on the Internet, it happens to the best of us. Sure, maybe I was a bit pedantic, but really there's no need to get so upset. I can see this is something you're really passionate about, so I'm sorry I upset you dude
Guys i was jst making a joke, can you compare dick sizes somewhere else please? Also, nanotechnology in pringles to map the human body 😅? Fuck right off.
Doesn't this just prove that a large amount of loss is inevitable for European companies as well? So isn't it in the best interests for both parties to have a trade deal? rather than having this petty stand off?
It is, and yes, it is. But as far as I'm aware that's mostly because the UK government hasn't been able to get its act together. So.. a standoff, but not one the EU can do much about. Well, not without surrendering its negotiating position (which seems to be what some in the UK have been expecting. Waiting for the EU to cave. Not entirely sure why, though. The UK stands to lose a lot more than us).
What kind of crazy man buys his prep stock at a local newsagents? Heinz beans are probably £1.89 a tin in there. Get down LIDL son; fill your boots at 23p a tin! - It's as if he's not taking it seriously.
Julian Skinner and both were heavily criticised unjustly by George soros who funds every anti nationalist organisation you can imagine. Looks like we have two billionaires on opposing sides so shut the fuck up
@123 456 of course I can't, that's obviously not what I'm saying. I didn't vote for either because voted against one and didn't participate in the other. The point I was making was that they're both bad for their respective countries.
We don't want to cause any upset by stereotyping anyone. Let's get the black guy to walk into a shop and stuff his pockets full of tins of baked beans. That should do the trick.
I literally think if we re-voted the outcome would be different- a ton of the leavers are dead now and there are young remainders who are old enough to vote
Imi D idk, the Cambridge analytics targeted adverts and effectively near brainwashing run deep so a lot of brexiteers won’t change their vote despite everything being seen to have gone to shit, but hey, since lots have died and a new lot are here, we probably wouldn’t want to leave gain just based on demographics
"In that scenario, I'm David Cameron" Well, there is momentary confusion and anger. However, the next day the sun rose, the grass grew and some of the audience went to another James Acaster gig. Some of them went to a Steven K Amos gig. Some went to a Lee Hurst gig, some to a Reginald D Hunter gig, some to a Henning Wehn gig and by golly some even went to see Michael McIntyre. But they never forgot the James Acaster gig because he was a funny guy who showed them it was great to be able to have a laugh.
They did indeed, they voted for vague promises and no plan of how we'd easily get this guaranteed great, red, white and blue deal, with lots of other trade deals ready to go. Ever since we've had this 'will of the people' crap being used like a blank cheque to further push us into the extreme Brexit shitshow that was all project fear. But ask for people to *prove* that what's _actually_ on offer, that an actually _detailed_ and informed proposal, is the will of the people? No; definitely don't check that. We know what people want, but you can't confirm it. Besides, all of these problems we've encountered is because remoaners didn't believe in Brexit, because we're in a fucking pantomime. So unlike parliament who get a redo after changing the font of the agreement, we don't get to have any informed say on our actual options, because informed voting is anti-democratic. No, in the true spirit of democracy we've had a singular vote that politicians can now do whatever they like with; a vote that, if legally binding, would have been void due to broken election laws. Democracy, everyone.
@@Aaron19987 As much as I admired your honesty about being a giant racist, I don't think most leavers want to be associated with it, even the ones that secretly agree with you. But even ignoring that, Brexit isn't going to turn back time or create a white utopia, it's just going to be used by the aristocrats to get richer while piling even more hardship disproportionally onto working class areas. All the people who were looking for their sovereignty to save them are going to feel the shock when the economy is hit and the EU funds and worker protections disappear and Westminster continues, business as usual, without giving a fuck. The biggest threat to our country is not absorbing other cultures, it's from the people who would sell it out bit by bit to line their own pockets.
All these james acaster videos lately are feeding my soul real good
Nina Schielly yeah it’s like he’s finally appreciated by everyone so we get that much needed Acaster content
Same!! Especially when he was on bake off
@@charlotte1974 since I watched the Netflix special, UA-cam has caught on
Top shirver!!
I can't believe hes 34, I thought he was like 25. I think he drinks the blood of youths.
not for much longer after brexit
He never seemed human in the first place, that’s probably why.
m.ua-cam.com/video/VhtYYjV6ITs/v-deo.html
i was thinking this. but its the way he carries himself, the way he moves, talks, thinks, gesticulates, the way he is funny and laughs that is the most young thing about him. of course he doesn't have the frown lines of many 34 year olds cos he's often laughing and making people laugh, but i do think a lot of it might be his non-physical youth... maybe
Years come he be found out to be a pedeo well that what I that I think an Jimmy Savile for next generations
i hate to say i had never heard of James Acaster untill great british bake off, i'm now obsessed with him lol
watch the task master that he's in (it's on dave catchup) it's amazing.
@@simplymythical9655 i will, thank's :)
Same
Me too
me either!
“ Some people will be happy if this country gets paler” I’m crying 😂😭
"A small minority"
I was SO expecting James to go "oh, don't call them a minority, that's their worst nightmare"
that was so witty
This had me rolling haha
Cracked up, so true though. I don't know how racists have the time to be angry at skin colour? You'd think they'd be too busy chasing foxes around the country or beating their partners?
we can make our own british pringles.
BRINGLES. 😂
‘...in that scenario, I’m David Cameron.’ 😂 dying
"Ambassador you're spoiling us with these freddos (that cost a tenner each)" XDD
Acaster is funny whatever he's doing
How many jumpers is that madman wearing
The word 'genius' is overused but anyone watching James Acaster on Netflix (or this little snippet or indeed anything he does!) must surely have that epithet come to mind. If they have a sense of humour.
An intellectual who is also very funny is a rare combination. Certainly when its coupled with a lack of pomposity. Refreshingly off the wall. I agree he has a writers approach. An artistic approach.
@Garry I'm not saying intellectuals are not funny (that would be crass) however stand-up comedians who are still very funny when they are being smart is rare. Hicks and Boyle are two exceptions. But Mr Acaster is quite unique in his style. Christopher Hitchens was (and still is) a big hero of mine.
Are you paid by Netflix?
@@draquone ha ha ha - almost as funny as James Acaster
@@alexentwistle1398 No just by the hour.
*They won't have any blood in them. Come find me.* LMAO OH MY ZOD his analogy!! Savage James, you're on a roll my man!! ♥
The dude heckling him at a gig is actually one of the best metaphors i've heard for brexit!
youtube for Brexit - Tea bag analogy
that one is great too
If Brittain becomes inhabitable James is more then welcome in Belgium!
*uninhabitable, big difference to the joke you're making ;)
belgium is to nation what meh is to words
@@johntron9549 you is to intelligence what meh is to words 😂
@@MemoriesAreLost no, its pretty uninhabitable here.
If it becomes habitable we'll need to migrate to somewhere more broken - more homely.
@@DHGr33t your english is pretty shit isnt it?
"Ambassador, you're spoiling us with these Freddo's that cost a tenner each!". 😂😂
You have Brexit, we have Trump. Not sure who I am the most sorry for.
grobannoel trump... it’s you with trump, I don’t know how bad brexit is portrayed in America, but it ain’t as bad as trump by a large margin
You can forgive a country voting a childish, petulant, miniature wannabe dictator in, that's like having a shit on your living room coffee table while drunk, going to bed and forgetting about it until the next morning.
Brexit is hosing down the entire house with jets of liquid shit; in every nook, cranny and crack; in the cavity walls, in the attic, the water tank and filling the empty part of the sofa including the foam cushions. Even if you clean it all up, the stench of that is going to hang around for decades.
Well Trump can damage his country for four years while thanks to Brexit, many important trading partners will fuck off for good. So the answer is both I guess, but Trump would win if he became president permanently
@@Francklyynnnn The thought of Trump being re-elected in 2020 makes me want to throw up.
grobannoel from a rational perspective, your economy is growing and ours is falling.
Literally as this video started I'm eating cereal...dry...with my hands ahahaha
I do that with chocoloate pillows! Crunchy nut clusters aren't too bad dry either.
Yeah I was eating Crave - top tier cereal
The clothing choices in this video were absolutely wild. James is wearing a mustard jumper over a wine shirt but there is a grey jumper or long sleeve t shirt in there somewhere as well and Femi is wearing a Marvin the Martian t shirt over a polo neck and seems to be wearing actual clown shoes at the end.
Bob St.ledger James' jumper is also on backwards
I’m convinced that James is making all the videos with him which are circulating on yt ahaha imagine
"This is my dinner, this is my dinner everyday" *victory dance intensifies*
What did we do before the EU? When is Greece going to give our money back?
4.51 How many layers of jumper and shirt is he wearing?!!?
There’s something about James acaster that makes me laugh even when he’s not speaking, I love im!
Heard it here first, trade will be impossible if we don’t let a foreign nation/union impede on our country’s laws.
Placement of Dairy Milk on Heinz Beans: Perfection.
4:45 Look at Femi's feet. Thats how you spot a remainer. The clown shoes.
Why would u stockpile British made products if its the imported products u won’t be getting after no deal brexit?!?!?!?
Because they're idiots just milking delusion for their own personal gain.
@@MrWhoakfmw
Why would there be food shortages?
And relinquish your own vote then. I bet that's not what you mean though. Just the people who voted different to you right?
@@jordan_roadhouse4798 Well I certainly wouldn't want the public to vote on whether cancer should be treated or not. Or if people with severe disabilities or mental illness should get supported by government. So yeah why would I want people to vote on something that could have ramifications for millions of the vulnerable in this country? because I want to relinquish my vote? no because I don't want the public to make an uninformed decision. And yes, the UK would struggle to feed itself entirely. Either it would be impossible, or it would take several years to make feasible. It would also mean a complete change of diet for most people, principally making meat and exotic fruits, spices and veg scarce.
Kyle Wilson but they’re only buying British made foods? I wonder what would be in shorter demand?🤔
@@jameslivesey8322
"Well I certainly wouldn't want the public to vote on whether cancer should be treated or not. Or if people with severe disabilities or mental illness should get supported by government." That wasn't what was on the ballot box. All you have done there, is create a strawman. An awful one at that. Fail.
"So yeah why would I want people to vote on something that could have ramifications for millions of the vulnerable in this country?" And that's democracy done. Because with that reasoning then every election should be stopped too. What a moronic statement to make. Why are those things at risk? Are you admitting that the very ORGANISATION that the country pay to be a part of, and what you are arguing to overturn democracy to remain a member of, would put into action things that would harm "millions of the vulnerable in this country"?
"because I want to relinquish my vote? no because I don't want the public to make an uninformed decision." Ahh... And here we get to it. Did you vote remain? Because that was just as informed as leavers votes. No one on either side are clairvoyant, or are you claiming to be one? You are a remainer so I guess narcissism does come in tandem with that.
"And yes, the UK would struggle to feed itself entirely. Either it would be impossible, or it would take several years to make feasible. It would also mean a complete change of diet for most people, principally making meat and exotic fruits, spices and veg scarce." And this is just pure isolationist, fear mongering, STUPID, delusional and the product of the gullible. Why, again, would the EU blockade trade from say, the US? or India? or Australia? And any of the nations of South, Central and North America, Africa and the Asian continent? Are you seriously suggesting that this ORGANISATION that you are so desperate to be a part of, would not only stop the PRIVATE BUSINESSES in it's own States, but entire continents from doing trade with the UK?
And you want to pay billions into that very ORGANISATION for that very 'privilege'?
That is exactly why you are an isolationist. A clown. There is a wider world outside of the EU. It is tax payer funded (not including the millionaire lobbyists buying MEPs) so you saying I shouldn't have a say because I will vote differently to you, is authoritarian (something you have in common with the bureaucrats) is the silliest thing I have seen in a long time, and I am on the internet a lot.
James for PM.
I mean, sure. Anyone's better than Theresa. Apart from trump
@@alansmithee419 Trump for PM!!
@@tobyread9590 Is that... Legal?
@@alansmithee419 unfortunately not
@@tobyread9590 I will make it legal.
I am watching everything James Acaster
Blood expires very quickly so stockpiling it would be useless
I rush b everyday and I suppose you’re speaking from experience ?
Ambassador you are in for a treat, ASDA smart price beans, cost £50 a can
February 12th: Parliament votes against deal; Britain on the brink of no-deal scenario
*james acaster endorses people's vote*
February 13th: PARLIAMENT UNANIMOUSLY APPROVES SECOND REFERENDUM
February? Try march
Cadbury products aren't made in the UK anymore! Owned by Americans and made in Poland
Oops!
Chocolate giant Cadbury is bringing Dairy Milk back to Britain after switching some of its production to Poland.
It has pumped £75 million into new machinery at its Bournville factory in Birmingham and Cadbury said the investment had sealed its place as “the home of Dairy Milk”.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/cadbury-bringing-dairy-milk-production-10179721
Also with 22 trillion debt the Americans own very little so I'm happy they have some decent chocolate bars.
My only problem with Brexit is that before Cameron ever mentioned it no one ever gave a shit about the EU- truly think about that for a second and if that includes yourself. It raises the question, why do we actually need to leave when remaining does not effect our daily lives as we know them at all.
Also for those who want to push for a hard brexit and leave right now then your insane. If you are that serious about leaving you can surely wait as longe as it takes rather than actually punishing yourself for no reason.
No country in history has ever left the EU and nitpicked the things it liked about it, it’s selfish as fuck so you can surely see why we obviously continue to not gain our deals.
Hell I don’t know why I bother, if we leave and end up in a negative state the general public will just blame the government for their own decision anyway.
He called the referendum because people were talking about it.
It was being talked about for years before Cameron came along.
Brem Fair enough man thanks for the response, I genuinely like to see some reason behind it- but who talked about it? You have to admit I’m not wrong, the higher majority of the public had no clue prior.
@@JayTraversJT It was such a popular subject, it appeared on British panel shows like QI years before the referendum. It was watercooler talk all over the place. Plenty of people spoke of stupid EU laws (most of which didn't exist).
You're way over your head. Do you actually not know any reason as to why we want to leave? The EU laws are terrible, we have nothing to gain from being with them. If you're on youtube you must know about article 13! Imagine almost EVERY video on this site blocked because you're such an EU lover! In no way what so ever is it selfish, its the right thing to do for our people, it makes us more friendly to other countries and it opens up trade to so many other countries that being in the EU stopped us from trading with and we can still trade with europe too. It only has effect on the prices. I would rather be friends with everyone spending a 10% more money than friends with a selective group and being forced to abide by what ever they tell me to do.
For starters the law you mentioned isn’t that bad.
We both know article 13 won’t settle for long no matter how much the EU may want it. That or it won’t be as bad as we estimate it to be.
It may be nice for our own countries people but you saying that just proves how selfish it is even further.
Also I’d like to add I’m alright with leave/ I just hate those that want a hard brexit right now when we are more than capable of waiting.
2021 and iv just had a bowl of cereal with milk. Later tonight i might have beans on toast. Or something else my local shop is stocked up
I know this is satire but incase anyone is taking this seriously, There won't be a food shortage after EU exit. Retailers have been building their food supplies since Christmas, to make sure there's enough food to buy if there's a 'no deal' situation.
The idea that people would need to stock up is laughable and I'm glad they are taking the piss out it.
What are those shoes, Femi?
I'm so glad I wasn't the only person that noticed...christ almighty
They're protective bags for wet weather!
Funnily enough, that's why we wear shoes in the first place 😩😂@@ourfutureourchoice9658
Boaty McBoatface is a national treasure - even if it isn't called that anymore
Boats mcboatface is now the name of the life raft/escape vessel on board. They wanted to keep the name somehow. Cute.
Everything James touches turns into comedy gold
He must have touched Femi's shoes. 4:45
4:43 WHAT ARE THOSE!!!??
Aren’t Ferraro Roche from Switzerland? They aren’t in the EU anyway. We’re alright for Toblerone as well.
Luke Bellmason sssh, remainders won't like your use of fact n logic.
@@stupidhandles Of course your name is Dave..
Let’s pretend it’s French
They are Italian
FRHEAKY well, this is a video taking the piss out of brexit paranoia and hysteria, and I'm no boomer
so funny. "Bringles" thats a favourite.
What's up with the UA-cam reccomend and all these james videos
iv e seen every James vid on it I have no James in my life I'm wasting away
These people were eating our swans.
"in that scenario, I am David Cameron" xD
I'm confused by Femi's shoes as he walks away from the garage..they don't look right at all?!
they don't have to eat dry cereal we produce our own milk in this country
Is that mustard top on back to front?
Bringles
Am I the only one who thought he was preping with Ludicrous the rapper from the title
But the UK is full of cows and almost all the milk we consume is from British farms I don't understand why stockpiling dairy would be necessary?
Come on Rachael he's a funny man, but not the smartest tool in the box
Rachael Marie UK dairy farmers get about 75% of their income on average from EU subsidies. Without that, either milk prices will skyrocket, or a load of farms are going to be up for sale for being unprofitable. Or the government reach into the magic money tree and find a huge sum annually for subsidies. As policing and schools can’t get enough funding, I doubt milk will.
@@WhatIsMeDoing In truth the figure is less than half of the 75% subsidy you are telling us about. The 40% of profits which come from EU subsidies will continue until 2022 until they will decrease slowly, this inturn will force British farmers to innovate and invest in more productive methods as they will no longer be making their money just by existing.
George Boulter 40%, if you believe that the FT have the most accurate figure. I find myself trusting the 75% of teagasc as I imagine a government backed body can gather more accurate figures across a greater range of farmers. But I somewhat digress. Even if the government has promised that they will provide a similar subsidy, there is no reason to trust that. After all, they’ve failed to back up promises on inelquality, education, life expectancy, and mental health. No, any sort of farmer subsidies will be the first cut as soon as the government needs some money to pay for a non-existent ferry service, or hire hundreds of border officers to carry out checks on imported goods from the EU and rest of the world.
Even if, by some miracle, subsidies do get put in place for the imminent future, what happens when they start falling? Unless there’s some revolution in milk production, cost cutting will almost certainly come from reductions in standards and animal welfare that the government promised would not be a result of brexit. Prices cannot rise - the supermarket oligopolies will not allow themselves to be put in a position that they have fought so hard against for decades, of losing out on milk sales to their competitiors. Milk production in the uk will simply lack firms willing to pay prices that make production profitable. Milk will have to be imported, likely with no tariff, dealing yet another blow to the milk industry.
Whew that was long.
Also 40 is more than half of 75.
@@WhatIsMeDoing I live in rural Wales. . Loads of cows, loads of farmers.. nobody is concerned. . Honestly not one farmer I've spoken with wishes they voted remain? Most are happy tbh and I've never heard anything about the subsidies so I really doubt anyone I've spoken to has 75 percent of their profit come from the eu but I don't know really, either way, they could treble the price of milk and I'd still think it was worth it 🙃🤔
I live in Dover, I genuinely wouldn't mind running out of blood as long as I don't have to live with a no-deal
Why wouldn't we be able to buy good from outside the UK?
It would be difficult and expensive trading with the EU from the outside as they have very strict rules that didn't apply to us while inside. And the EU also helped us trade with non EU countries
Because we will need to set up new trade deals with everyone, at the moment we trade with the world as the EU, in two weeks we'll be outside the EU and will need to create new deals with everyone.
We still could possibly do really good trade outside of the UK. Leaving the EU actually makes it possible for the UK to get better deals with other countries (that are outside of the EU) than we currently have in the EU as we would be less restricted by the EU.
However that all depends on how competent the government is. And unfortunately we were never ready to leave the EU in that regard.
What is said is the fact that everything we consume isn't made in this country.
4:47 what are THOSE?
As soon as we voted for boaty mcboatface, we never should have been given this
Everyone is pale in Dover anyways! Should see the state if them in Folkestone 😂
Bringles 😂😂🤣
1:45 Holy shit, hahahahhaha
Didn't they just reject the people'a vote in parliament?
Not really. They didn't vote for it that time, but that doesn't mean it can't be voted on again.
@@stevedennison8495 Didn't Bercow reject the government constantly putting in their deal over and over, he's hardly gonna let them do the same shit with the "people's vote"
@@videoaddict961 Yeah, I did wonder about that. The official people's vote campaign was pretty pissed off they brought it now. But the problem with May's deal is it is identical to what is was before. The People's Vote can be all sorts of different things, so the votes could be substantially different depending on what the motion was asking for. Plus Bercow is a Remainer. So I wouldn't write off another vote yet.
@@stevedennison8495 What did she actually do regarding the backstop, she held a press conference, for what?
Read all these comments and still don't have a clue what brexit is yet somehow feel really indecisive
Who edited this...
I love james
4:12 "you have no deal...which is just really really bad" - fantastic argument there pal XD
Do you really need him to elaborate??
@@PROJECTileKN1FE Aw that's kind of you to let me go first. How about that fact that most things would be more expensive as businesses would have to place tariffs on imported goods. British produce would be rejected by the EU due to new regulations. Millions of expats would be living in uncertainty. And before you suggest "Britain can trade with other countries" remember that trade deals take years and we cannot even make constructive deals with our closest trading partners (the EU) which would not be great incentive for other countries.
Prediction: There will be no need for stockpiling.
You’re telling me this is fear mongering mass hysteria to push the globalist weltanschauung😱
Call me on optimist or just a fool. But i reckon Pringles will still find a way to sell me crisps.
@@jamesfletcher1439 idk who told u this but it's wrong. Pringles aren't even primarily made of potatoes.
@@jamesfletcher1439 do you not think to state that "pringles ARE the left over bits of McDonald's fries" may be slightly misleading when the leftover fries are only a minor ingredient? Kinda like saying "strawberry milkshake IS beaver anal secretion"
@@jamesfletcher1439 yeah I sorta glosses over that paragraph bc it doesn't seem worth reading but my point stands. You clearly stated that pringles ARE the left over bits of fries. Not made from. You only use the word made to refer to the maker, not the ingredients. So to say "I only said they were made with them" is actually wrong. So you're either a liar or just incapable of reading your own comments.
Look I'm sure you're a nice guy, and you've just got a bit excited on the Internet, it happens to the best of us. Sure, maybe I was a bit pedantic, but really there's no need to get so upset. I can see this is something you're really passionate about, so I'm sorry I upset you dude
@@jamesfletcher1439 also lots of strawberry flavoured things are made with beaver bum, little known fact for ya! Guess we both learnt something ;)
Guys i was jst making a joke, can you compare dick sizes somewhere else please? Also, nanotechnology in pringles to map the human body 😅? Fuck right off.
Prends garde à toi!
Femi has one of them Mr Potatoe head faces
What if you lose the second vote..
Then it all goes ahead as it is already.
If people are so confident in the idea that it would be another leave result, why worry about a second vote?
Doesn't this just prove that a large amount of loss is inevitable for European companies as well? So isn't it in the best interests for both parties to have a trade deal? rather than having this petty stand off?
It is, and yes, it is. But as far as I'm aware that's mostly because the UK government hasn't been able to get its act together. So.. a standoff, but not one the EU can do much about. Well, not without surrendering its negotiating position (which seems to be what some in the UK have been expecting. Waiting for the EU to cave. Not entirely sure why, though. The UK stands to lose a lot more than us).
politics are all nice and cute, but check out the guys shoes at 4:43.
God damn squeejee 😂
The hell are those man's shoes doing?
What kind of crazy man buys his prep stock at a local newsagents? Heinz beans are probably £1.89 a tin in there. Get down LIDL son; fill your boots at 23p a tin! - It's as if he's not taking it seriously.
I didn't vote for Brexit just like I didn't vote for Trump. Both dont make sense and are bad ideas...
Guess which country I'm from...
Aluminum
Colour
Take the piss out of
J/k I'm from the US
Both pushed by Rupert Murdock.
Surely you didn’t vote for Trump because you’re not American? Or maybe you didn’t vote for brexit because you’re not british?
Julian Skinner and both were heavily criticised unjustly by George soros who funds every anti nationalist organisation you can imagine. Looks like we have two billionaires on opposing sides so shut the fuck up
@123 456 of course I can't, that's obviously not what I'm saying. I didn't vote for either because voted against one and didn't participate in the other. The point I was making was that they're both bad for their respective countries.
There's plenty of milk produced in the UK, just saying.........
james says "goddamn squeegees" fksksk
Or we can just riot again...
So do we not have cow here to milk or what
we export allot of milk to europe lmao
@@dorrisgonnawreckyou7111 that's what I mean so how the fuck would we not have milk lol scare tactics at it's fullest
@@HazeTecGaming Or he just used milk as an example...
Part of the reason dairy farmers in UK run at a near loss is cheap EU milk being imported. UK is a net importer of milk
We don't want to cause any upset by stereotyping anyone.
Let's get the black guy to walk into a shop and stuff his pockets full of tins of baked beans.
That should do the trick.
Coulda been chicken and grapes to be fair, they skirted the big dons
First of all I don't even get how thats a stereotype, anyone who doesn't like baked beans should be castrated
4:51
The 2016 vote was only advisory and non legally binding anyway. It would be undemocratic at this point NOT to have another referendum!
Dairy milk is also my dinner most days
I literally think if we re-voted the outcome would be different- a ton of the leavers are dead now and there are young remainders who are old enough to vote
Imi D idk, the Cambridge analytics targeted adverts and effectively near brainwashing run deep so a lot of brexiteers won’t change their vote despite everything being seen to have gone to shit, but hey, since lots have died and a new lot are here, we probably wouldn’t want to leave gain just based on demographics
No business doesn’t want to export their products, Britain’s middle class is too large to loose
Dairy Milk? Doesn't dairy mean something like made with milk?...
How many comments?
@@luging2051 3, had a lot of thoughts while I was watching this 😅
3:52
You're welcome
Brexit is a joke but if you think you won’t be able to buy beans after then so are you.
I somehow hear his words in black and white, due to his naturally depressive islander nature.
05:00 I enjoyed this but I'm not going to subscibe, I get already my weekly dose of Brexit madness! And i'm not even from great Brittain!
Hi
Oooh, thanks!
Can we have a second referendum without a big fuss? the femi paradox
cringe
Is he just permanently high?
"In that scenario, I'm David Cameron"
Well, there is momentary confusion and anger. However, the next day the sun rose, the grass grew and some of the audience went to another James Acaster gig. Some of them went to a Steven K Amos gig. Some went to a Lee Hurst gig, some to a Reginald D Hunter gig, some to a Henning Wehn gig and by golly some even went to see Michael McIntyre. But they never forgot the James Acaster gig because he was a funny guy who showed them it was great to be able to have a laugh.
If only you had cut all the meaningful chat leading to each of these comical retorts, maybe we would not be as informed as we are..........
“People’s vote” the people had a vote and 52% voted leave
They had no idea what brexit would look like.
Julian Skinner no, that is you projecting, we voted for what we voted for.
@@Aaron19987 "we voted for what we voted for"... can't argue with that.
They did indeed, they voted for vague promises and no plan of how we'd easily get this guaranteed great, red, white and blue deal, with lots of other trade deals ready to go. Ever since we've had this 'will of the people' crap being used like a blank cheque to further push us into the extreme Brexit shitshow that was all project fear.
But ask for people to *prove* that what's _actually_ on offer, that an actually _detailed_ and informed proposal, is the will of the people? No; definitely don't check that. We know what people want, but you can't confirm it. Besides, all of these problems we've encountered is because remoaners didn't believe in Brexit, because we're in a fucking pantomime.
So unlike parliament who get a redo after changing the font of the agreement, we don't get to have any informed say on our actual options, because informed voting is anti-democratic. No, in the true spirit of democracy we've had a singular vote that politicians can now do whatever they like with; a vote that, if legally binding, would have been void due to broken election laws. Democracy, everyone.
@@Aaron19987 As much as I admired your honesty about being a giant racist, I don't think most leavers want to be associated with it, even the ones that secretly agree with you.
But even ignoring that, Brexit isn't going to turn back time or create a white utopia, it's just going to be used by the aristocrats to get richer while piling even more hardship disproportionally onto working class areas. All the people who were looking for their sovereignty to save them are going to feel the shock when the economy is hit and the EU funds and worker protections disappear and Westminster continues, business as usual, without giving a fuck. The biggest threat to our country is not absorbing other cultures, it's from the people who would sell it out bit by bit to line their own pockets.
*bringels*
Femi. The 30 year old teenager.
you assume you'll have cereal...
So funny how much alarmism there is and how little of it is something to be concerned with.