"You cannot resist the will of the Khan Maykr"
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- Опубліковано 4 кві 2020
- The bonus episode no one asked for featuring Khan Maykr the simp.
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DOOM Eternal story in a nutshell.
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"You cannot defy the will of the Kahn Maykr!"
Objective updated: Defy the Kahn Mayker
I love this comment.
It be like that tho
Followed by blow a hole in the surface of Mars and ignore hayden
@@Bowiiihowdy but the longer the icon of sin remains on Earth the stronger it becomes!!!!!!
DOOM in a nutshell:
- Don't do it.
-Palpatine- New Objective: DEW IT
This whole game is about people telling the Doom Slayer that he can't do things, but he proves them wrong every time. Such an inspirational story.
So he's John Locke
yeah it gets annoying "No you can't defy the will of the khan" or "That's a weapon not a teleporter" and "You can't just blow a hole into the surface of mars"
thats all stories ever
@@supertrollfaxnoprinter3329 Touche.
@@nog6885
Don't forget important details like the fact that the icon of sin gets stronger the longer he's on earth
Literally anyone: You can't do the thing.
Slayer: *does the thing*
Literally anyone: wort
"That is a weapon, not a teleporter."
Objective: Fuck You Hayden
@@xXFuzzeeXx LOL
@@xXFuzzeeXx "that is a weapon not a teleporter."
Doomslayer: and you're a robot,not my mother.
Wort wort wort
*W O R T*
You know, a lot of people describe DOOM as "Man literally too angry to die."
But after this game, I prefer "Man told he can't do something, does it."
"Man too stubborn"
“Man too vengeful to die” kratos is too angry to die
This game is literally a better version of a dhar man video
“Man too angry to care”
That sounds like a dhar mann video name
“You cannot stop the procession”
Doomslayer: *stops the procession*
"NoOoOoOoOoOoO!"
"You can't just shoot a hole in Mars"
Shoots a hole in Mars
Should've just said " you will stop the procession" boom! Damn these aliens are dumb
she just stands there and does nothing rip
Khan Makyr: *”Am I a joke to you?”*
Doom Slayer: "Hm, this situation seems familiar."
**oNe DoEs NoT sImPlY bLoW a HoLe InTo ThE sUrFaCe Of MaRs**
Doom Slayer: "Oh, that's why."
I love how he shot it right into the former location of the UAC base.
"now slowly remove the filters..."
Stomp
@@guy3nder529 Hayden: "Noo, you can't just carelessly destroy our many years of research!"
Doom Guy: "Haha broken technology go brrr."
@@burntbacn haha drums go brrrrrrr
@Lee Saddleback To be honest, whenever Doom Guy gets a mission that goes completely against anything anyone ever tells him to do I just hear this song: ua-cam.com/video/S3R4wcnlBUc/v-deo.html
"You cannot stop the procession"
"H O W B O U T I D O A N Y W A Y"
"NoOoOoOoO!!"
**Kirby vibing**
8 second later....
**pops** Earth will be consumed REGARDLESS WHAT HA-
*windows xp dead boises*
"You cannot stop the procession."
Samuel: "You really shouldn't tell him what he can't do."
"You cannot resist the Will of Khan Maykr"
Doomslayer: you what?
F33d M11 doomslayer: “hmm, sorry I wasn’t listening”
Doomslayer: "You cannot resist my ass whooping?"
Objective: resist the will of the Kahn Maykr.
U wot m8?
What, you egg?
*he stabs him*
"Noo!you can't just resist the will of khan mayrk!"
"Hehe gun goes pew pew pew"
Hehe machine gun go brrrrrrrr
So anyways I started blasting
Hehehe chainsaw goes vrrrr
Hehe BFG goes bvvvvrrr boom boom
@@NXE212 hehe cruicible goes *heavy metal guitar sound*
Literally Everyone: You can't eat the chair, that's not food.
Doomguy logic: OBJECTIVE UPDATED: Eat the chair, that's food.
*Now I'm just wondering how strong Doomguy teeth is.*
@@librarianseraphim3934 and his digestive system
Chop that shit down, broil it, eat in small doses. It'll take a while but you can eat a chair.
Doom Eternal in a nutshell:
"Doomguy, no!"
*DOOMGUY, YES!!!*
And those who tasted his brine called him
*PICKLE RICK*
...funniest shit I've ever seen
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN'T FUNNY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
It was funny for some but for others they really wanted that joke dead.
LOL i like that meme. hehehehhe.
@Arick A4 and me because that meme just SUCKS!
@@pranksterpanther9167 B-but.... it's the funniest shit I've ever seen!!!
-Small channels can't make good content
- * Oyff * hold my Nintendo music
mario kart wii ost are da best
Completely agree lol
NOBODY ever saied that
All right buddy!
@@Oyff Amen
Anyone: you cant do this doom slayer
Doom slayer: *how many times do i must tell u, old man?*
Nicee... a Nameless Cat pfp.
"You cannot resist the will of the Khan Maykr"
Slayer: "shut up mum I do what I want"
Also Slayer:"Wait, you're not my f***in' mum...So f*** out of here!".
For every problem people put in his way, the Doom slayer has a single way of dealing with them:
Violence with extreme prejudice.
Answer big fricken guns and guts lots of guts
"My hot pocket is cold, but my plate is scorching!"
*Smacks the hell out of microwave*
PUUURGIIING WITH MY KIN
Worked out so far
Or is it really Prejudice with extreme Violence ?
“You cannot resist the will of the Khan Maykr"
Doomguy: It’s opposite day
It's not opposite day*
@5567 5555 Dumb boy!
@5567 5555 It shouldn't be"Its not correct night."
@5567 5555 Wherefore art thou copying me?
@5567 5555
I´ll keep reporting you, if you won´t stop coping others comments.
Doom: Eternal in a nutshell
Character: you cant do thing
Slayer: *does thing*
Character: ImPoSsIbLe
character:fucking dies
Doom guy and every shonen protagonist
@@outrider8569 Difference between him and every generic Shonen protagonist, the shonen protagonist does it with the power of friendship and a flashback episode. The Slayer does it with a shotgun.
@@adriancastaneda1693 or a Big F@#king gun.
"u can't just stop the session"
Doomguy: *stops session*
Khan: "NoOOoOooOoOOo"
"You can not resist the will of khan academy" - Math Teachers
Circa March 2020
Haahahhahahahahah
LMFAO
WHAT THE FUCK
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
THIS IS SO TRUE XD
Underrated Comment
Khan Academy is my go to for Math
Cause i cannot simply do high school math
No one talking about marauder? Funniest shit I’ve ever seen. Good Job on the editing
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN'T FUNNY?! AAHHHHHH!!!!
I'm not a native english speaker so actually i cannot enjoy that part, yay
That clip was actually made by the youtuber "Numbskill"
Sam King
Yup that be me
@@Numbskill can I have a Dr. Pepper?
Every character in Doom Eternal: you can’t just-
Doom Slayer: Sorry, I don’t speak Italian
doomguy: sorry, i don't speak *wrong*
"You cannot resist the will of the Khan Maykr."
"You know, I did always wanted to do my own episode of myth busters."
Here's something to consider: after Doom 64, got sent to another world, gained special powers from their god, became their hero and then got caught up in metric tons of expectation subversion.
TLDR; Doomguy is the *_best_* isekai protagonist.
André Luis Star Wars isn’t Isekai, Indiana Jones isn’t Isekai.
DOOM is Isekai because doom guy got yeeted to another world, hell. Hell is considered a separate dimension altogether.
What is an isekai
@@TheAntiYuu "I Became a Space Gladiator after Traveling Through Hell". Copyright it. Market it. Get you that Crunchyroll fall anime slot.
I am retep, Evil peter!!!! Nawnawnawnawnaw!!!!!!!!! Basically, get hit by a truck and reincarnate as *shrek* in another world.
*That’s isekai in a nutshell.*
Holy shit it is haha
Never thought My Little Pony changes its motto from "Frenships is Magic"
“Rip And Tear”
Bloodshed is magic
Friendship is magic and magic is *Heresy*
@Arick A4 No no dont tell me its portal to Equestria 😂
*Smile HD intensifies*
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN'T FUNNY?!"
Best part ahahah
He's too angry to admit it WAS funny
@@setyoaomiya7504 just shut up, the whole show is just pure cringe stupidity and the fanbase is even worse.
@@IR4TE ???
When they said "longbreath4.mp3" i felt that ✊😔
Khan Makyr: and then he resisted the will of the Khan makyr. It was the funniest shit I’ve ever seen!
Same
2:09 That Bill Wurtz though
"Imagine being slaughtered by a guy in a unicorn costume"
This is hell.
1:13 I STARTED CRYING OUT OF LAUGHTER OMFG HAHAHA
Same, I liked the video instantly after that!
Jajajajjaj 1:13 haha
Man im dead by repeating that thing so funny!!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN'T FUNNY?!?!? YAAAAAAAAA-
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The amount of Mario Cart Wii music on this channel is music to my ears.
Aidan O'Brien Gotta love that Toad’s Factory
Underrated comment.
1:44
> Khan Makyr fell off a high place
1:55 when ur custom character appears in a cutscene
Raphael Rodriguez
Literally!
I know this is supposed to be a funny video, but can we all appreciate just how smooth this guy's gameplay is?
Marius Urucu
Fancy meeting you here.
And yes, I can agree with your statement
@@sirmidnight2039 Why hello there. :))
Marius Urucu
*General Marius...*
They sure make the gameplay look really fun to play.
Great, just great. The editing just get me every second 😂😂😂
Everyone: * tells the slayer he cant do something *
Slayer: * does it *
Everyone: O H
“You cannot resist the will of he Khan Makyr”
If you were thicc enough, probably.
you fool, before he was given his power by the seraphim, he was as strong as he was because he went his entire life resisting the nut
@@greendayrocksmuch simp
Conversations like this are what keep me up at night
This channel won't die.
Because DOOM is eternal!
Can’t believe he didn’t find Pickle Rick the funniest 💩 he ever heard 😔
Zepler cuss it isn’t
ExplodeHeads 😔
@@lorenzorobertos12 I upvoted you just because I felt bad for you. :( But I also upvoted explodeheads because he's right...
sultryjmac bruh 🗿
ExplodeHeads 1:14
"Its a weapon, not a teleporter"
How bout i do anyway?
"You cannot shoot a hole to the surface of mars"
How bout i do anyway?
Keep it going
"You cannot resist the will of Khan Maykr!"
How bout i do anyway?
“You cannot stop the possession”
How bout I do anyway?
Demon: (I figured out his weakness) “You can’t let me live
Doomguy:(He’s a demon, I must kill demons but he said I can’t let him live, I must prove to him that I can let him live) “I AM CONFLICTED”
Demon: (nows my chance) - throws a fireball -
Doomguy: “I AM NO LONGER CONFLICTED” - pulls out BFG -
"You cannot resist the will of the Khan Maykr"
Doomguy: "Y'all hear sumn?"
Yo that pickle rick part was hilarious funniest shit I’ve ever seen
0:23 No one be seeing how the blood splatter be looking like a heart?
The entire game:
Someone: you cant do that
Doom slayer: *immediately does that*
I enjoy these types of videos with a burning passion
Slayer: “Alright, Lets see my schedule, today!”
Blow a hole into the surface of Mars
Defy the Khan Maykr
Defeat the Icon of Sin
Rip and Tear
“Ehh, I’m still working on the last one.”
“I KID YOU NOT, HE TURNS INTO A PICKLE. FUNNIEST STUFF I’VE EVER SEEN.”
‘...’
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASN’T FUNNY-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
The Slayer teaches us that you can do anything as long as you set your mind to it. Don't listen to the naysayers. Don't let your dreams be dreams. Believe in yourself.
Literally my reaction to fighting the Khan.
"Well...killing a god wasn't on my "To-Do" list.......but I can make room."
"the longer the icon of sin is on earth, the stronger it will become"
Longer the earth is on the icon of sin the become it will stronger
"You cannot defy the will of the Kahn Maykr"
Doom Slayer: haha shotgun go boom boom
Maykr: YOU DARE?
Slayer: I absolutely do
_" You cannot resist the will of the Khan Makyr"_
DoomSlayer: I Can't What?
Is it a bad thing that the Khan Makyr is one of my waifus? She looks cute without her mask.
I'd rather bang the Khan Makyr without the mask than with
I mean the UAC spokeswoman is kinda thicc
What in tarnation
@Mr. Retard of all the things that I have seen in hell, this is the weirdest one
Bruh
Props for providing the sources for all the stuff drawn from others.
bro i just found this channel and the everything about it is amazing the content is so high quality
Who needs a SAM turret when you have YOUR FISTS?!!!
Khan maykr: *says the doom slayer can’t do something*
Doom slayer: *Immediately does that exact thing*
doom: exists
oyff: *nintendo music starts*
Dude this stuff is hilarious, you've earned a sub
0:58
My name is pickle rick and I approve this message
"If you let the priest live, I will return from you, what the demons took from you so long ago..."
*proceeds to blast the priest with SSG*
Dude, your edits are gold
The editing is hilarious 😂😂😂🤣🤣
New sub
1:19
d-daisy..?
"You can't stop the procession."
Doom Slayer: "I'm about to do what is called the pro-gamer move"
Your edits are great lmao
Might be a small channel, but this is the quality content I live for. Thank you for your efforts
The hotel mario bit gets me every time.
CD-I memes are never getting old
"You cant stop the procession."
*how bout i do A N Y W A Y*
"NooOoOOoO!!"
okay, i loved your video of "until it is done", but this... this made me subscribe! Hope to see more from you soon!
Memes aside, this was a really well edited vid. Nice job
A masterpiece, to be sure
"You cannot resist the Will of Khan Maykr!"
Doomslayer: "I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing."
Is it you, John wayne? Is this me?
This is my favorite video of you doom eternal series
The editing in this just beautiful
Does-does he not seek enhanced power in exchange of...? 0:50
*N O* =D
nice co- i mean video
Just wan a let you know I absolutely love your videos , and how much effort you put into them. I know that doing these kind of edits can be very time consuming lol. Keep making fucking awesome shit
"How bout I do anyway?" is Doom Slayers character in this game and I love it.
Khan Mykr: "You can not stop the procession."
Doom Slayer: "How bout I do~ Anyway~."
Khan Mykr: "NnNNnnOo0O!!!"
"WHAT YOU MEAN IT WASN'T FUNNY- AAA"
"Noo, you cannot just stop the procession"
Doomslayer: haha knife does jab jab
Damn. The Pickle Rick thing. You've earned a sub.
You can't just say the N-word...
Vega: locating the nearest N-word pass
Is Doomslayer wearing a unicorn suit or is that a mod?
Either way, my Gloryhammer mode is intensifying
It's a skin you can get by having Twitch Prime or something. It's not a mod
Thank you
@@geekymetalhead5112 Yep, it's called the DOOMicorn skin and it comes in 3 varieties (White/Rainbow (the one in this video) is the standard one, then there's the all Pink one, and finally Night-Mare, a Black one)
Bro, Its a masterpiece.
These memez are top notch!! 😂😂😂Haven't seen authentic original content like this in a while. Thank you, and remember us(ur early subs/fans) when your channel blows up!!! ☝
Bro. Now this... Is some goooood editing.
Thanks for the laugh lol.
gonna be honest from the title and thumbnail I was expecting an entirely different video lmao.
"WhAt Do YoU MeAn iT wAsN't FuNnY NyaAaAAAAaaaAA" lmao that was hilarious.
All your videos are a fekken masterpiece
these videos are a testament to how good mario kart's music is
The Kahn Maykr bossfight be like:
Kahn Maykr: bea come over!
DOOM SLAYER: Can't I'm busy shooting your shield and killing your drones for ammo!
Kahn Maykr: The floor is lava!
DOOM SLAYER: BEGONE THOT! *blood punches her armor off*
@JapaneseGiant Lizard1234 me neither because I HAVE STANDARDS!
best part 1:23
2:04
DooM Eternal's entire story line in a nutshell
Kahn Makyr: "You cannot stop the procession"
Doom slayer: 🎵how bout i do anyway🎵