A Decade of Dad Jokes With Kevin Hart
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- Опубліковано 11 лип 2021
- A compilation of Kevin Hart dad jokes through the years so good that we turned it into a two parter! Stay tuned for part 2.
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“My boys 9 months, you know, a man now”
😂😂
🤣🤦🏽♂️😂🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
😂😂😂😂
He don kare bout no change, receipts….life…. Nuthin. 😞
so thats what he said, i could never hear that part clearly
“WTF do I need pockets for? She took everything!” 😆🤣
😂😂😂 one of the best lines fr!
Oh well, here use my pockets
You can't argue with that! 😂
One of the funnest lines ever !!!
Seriously that's a genuine true line when I thought about it...
😂😂
SHE TOOK EVERYTHING! 😂😂😂😂 my favorite Kevin hart joke.
That shit took me out!!!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I randomly scream that line at work. Awesome way to keep yo coworkers at a distance.
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What do I need pockets for ?
his face was priceless!!😳😅😅😅
"I almost lost you today, didn't I" 😂
😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Tf does that mean man..😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
His dad jokes are classic
Jokes about being a father - are not "dad jokes"...
Hm....
@@yammoyammamoto8323 ??
@@nodoesntcare7090
A dad calling someone an octopus because he got hit so fast... isn't a "dad joke".
A dad-joke, would be "How many tickles does it take, to make an octopus laugh?"
@@yammoyammamoto8323 bro, do you have to be precise everytime? Youre spending a lot of time in the internet lol
„Let me get my flops“ - private school kids 😂😂
“Hands n beds!” Lmaoo that’s been my shit for the last decade
Umm, you know it’s “heads in beds” right?
@@Tonyhouse1168 umm, you know “you mother chins sacks for a living” right ?
@@noahbtwofouronethree3225 take the L buddy. You were wrong in the first place and you can’t even talk properly in the rude second comment.
@@ragerontilt4778 honey you missed the joke.... It's a joke of Kevin's about his dad that he came back with. The "your mother chins sacks for a living" is a joke lol.
@@noahbtwofouronethree3225 you should edit it lol but classic response
The dad being A bad babysitter is true. My husband called me to yell at the kids thru the phone, bcuz they wasn't listening to him 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmfaooooo
im a dad and can approuve.... i dont freaking know how yall women make them do what you want.
i cant even stand 30 min with them crying and doing stuff
@@CallMeX881 my husband just say "I'ma tell ya mama when she get home" and they chill for a lil bit 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Ha standard 😂😂
Less than 1 minute in and have the feeling i needed when I searched him. Just happiness
Love it, hehehe
Agreed
Same 😂❤️🤣
Am in pain with laughter a minute in
Ong....this man curing depression
"Let me get my flops" 🤣🤣🤣
When he says “haul-assing” lmaooo 🤣😂
🏃♂️ > 🚶♂️
lmfao, the best
Kevin was born to be a comedian
It's the way he sees the hilarity of everyday life. My grandfather and I both were born with that quirky personality trait. Things other family members didn't think anything about or absolutely saw no humer in were different for us. We'd see the little details that made it funny...the difference in funny and mundane. It's also the ability to realize what EVERYONE experiences at some point. It really is born in. It'll be in one or two family members and NOT the rest...same upbringing, similar lives, education, religion etc, but not present in the whole family.
One REALLY funny thing is how one is super funny and the other has ZERO sense of humor... wouldn't know funny if it punched them in the throat. That's how my grandparents were. I couldn't tell what was funnier...the hysterically funny story he was telling about something he saw or grandmother sitting there stone faced and staring at him like he was nutz. 🤣🤣 It can't be taught...it's a special thing only given to some. It allows them to cope with even the worst circumstances.
Kevin the best stand up comedian for me . Thanks to whoever made the guy as funny as hell 😂
Yw. Took a while.
Patrice.
@@Tonyhouse1168 Ms.*
@@Tonyhouse1168 I read that wrong I thought it said practice
Nope, it's part of him besides an actor, behind him at the walk thing
It said laugh at my pain
Private school kids....true, they will never know the struggle 😂
No matter what you say about Kevin, the specials that got him to this level where hilarious for everyone in school for me. Quoting him constantly. Wish I found Patrice at the same age tho lol
Same. Tutelage from Patrice early would've been life changing.
@@dewaynedawkins4573 fr, if I found him earlier I might’ve not had to sound out tutelage to myself till I remembered what it meant
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@@staceynorris3769 sometimes you gotta take em
@@RedBernie sometimes you gotta smoke em
My Dad's response to anyone I introduced him to: "Hi, my name's Cliff, drive over anytime" (his name was Bob). God, I miss him. ❤
Perfect Dad response
@@popgoestheweasel3974 think he secretly judged whether they "got it" or not 😃
@@kellywest8865 They laugh = best friends
No laugh = no best friends
Dark Humor 101🤣😂
Tell your dad I'm stealing that
"Let me get my flops... ." I identified with that. 😂😂😂😂😍
My fave. Alright. Alright. Let me get my flops. Pisser😂
“It’s gonna be a dark Christmas in this bitch!” 😂😂😂 gold!
Tried really fucking hard not to lose my shit. But that Cyrus-Siri thing got me laughing and crying 😭😂
Stories about his dad always gets to me man LOL
The line about the rock candy, and the one about the pockets!!💀💀💀💀💀
Bruh, “she took everything!! “ takes me out EVERY DAMN TIME🤣🤣🤣🤣
"My daughter taking balls to the face " 😂 a dad will definitely not be proud of this .
The audience awkward laugh when he said that 😂😂
„Alright alright alright“ I lost it right there hahaha
No matter how many times you see this skit, still hilarious
Kevin: "My Daughter taking balls to her face"
Me:please excuse me while i wash both my brain and soul
You are not alone bro. I need some cleansing to do
Lol. I wonder if he really thought about how that would sound to us? 🤔
@@SunShine-tr5cw just don't take it that way. Take it for it's literal meaning and not the cultural meaning.
😂
“The code is fu*k you” that was funny as hell
3:43 WTF do need pockets for SHE TOOK EVERYTHING
"Yo Cyrus" 😆
I first came across Kevin’s stand around 2012 doing my first year in Varsity. I owe a lot of my best memories to his specials❤️
I wish I could thank him directly 🥺
A human Octopus. Love you Kevin Hart💖💗
1:49 Killed me
3:39 Good kevin
3:42 SHE TOOK EVERYTHING
6:05 smack the shi- out of that mic 😂
11:02 Dad gone mad
11:14 So funny
11:17 Lol
14:22 I love kevins dad
16:05 CYRUS LOL SIRI'S NEMESIS
"Oh ? Oh ? U gon get steve huh ? U are somethin else"
😂
Lmaoo
3:44 SHE TOOK EVERYTHING! is fucking wild bro. Love Kevin's shit fr
His dad needs a interview
"... my son famous isn't he?"
Get the Laugh At My Pain dvd, there’s a great interview of his dad
DAD: "Ya can't argue with success."
"Let's go!! These niggas are real!!" 😂🤣
"I shut the door" Son touch the glass one last time😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
I always enjoy watching Kevin taking revenge roasting his dad 😂
“Hey where the kids at? hooooaaaaoooo!” 😂
I love Kevin jokes 😂😂 he makes my day.🥰
“Heads in beds!”
kevins dad and uncle getting kmocked out is the funniest shit
I love how he makes fun of his kids. He loves them 100 times harder though 😎
Vin Diesel enjoying the show at 16:34
We look like a circus...from now on solid colors!!!😆😂🤣💀
Kevin is number 1, without a doubt
The world is legitimately a better place because Kevin Hart exists.
Wtf do I need pockets she took everything.. lol
"When you got more than one kid you just wake up angry." That's some true shit lmao
Watching this after Fatherhood makes it a worthy Content!!!!!!
"That's not my journey" hahaha
I love that part it always kills me🤣🤣💀
Each time Kevin say “I’m gonna be honest “ you know you Finna hear some funny shit lol
Cyrus!!!🤣 that just abt killed me🤣
Who closes the door on their kid while they are run in from something🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
8:44 was the funniest part of my life till 9:05 😂😂😂....i cried of laughing 🤣🤣🤣
17:08 Speaking as a Private School Kid, this cannot be more true.
He’s so effin funny
He’s spot on about everything he talks about
Love dad jokes
Much needed compilation!
12:20
Also my favorite!
"Oh oh... You gone get Steve huh"
I have watched everything kevin has put out, probably 20 times each. i still laugh myself stupid evey time i re watch them absolute genius comedian. But the best are his stories about his dad 🤣
Me too his jokes never get hold. I went to his show a few years back when he came to San Diego.
@@DouniaYousif Hopefully he comes to Australia to do shows one day, 😁
@@nathandorrington9517 hopefully he does it’s definitely a show you don’t want to miss. I have family in Sydney and Melbourne. Praying this Covid calms down so we can visit them one day.
@@DouniaYousif Melbourne is my home city 👍🏼
Suddenly my dad is starting make lot of sense now😂
Kevin Hart has become his father.
“Wake up, wake up, wake up” I sweaaar to god if this isn’t my mom 😭💀💀 the fucking “Cyrus” got me, she be giving Siri new names and shit too 😂
Whoever doesn't find this man funny is lying. This man is funny
Watch this like 100 times but it still funny. Love you Kevin!
Lmao at "Nanna, eat that fucking candy!" 😂😂😂
LMAO..... NOT KEVIN'S DAD ASKING CYRUS WHERE'S THE CLOSEST PIZZA SHOP 🍕🍕🍕??? While shaking it 🤣🤣😅😅.
His early material is waaay funnier
Not surprising, this generation is very sensitive for real comedy
Had a lot more time to master this material to.. he is so busy now probably don't commit fully to the stand up which is a shame cause his storytelling is special
@@IaMYoungWalker22 people just too sensitive for real comedy imo, Bernie Mac wouldve been cancelled in this generation
@@brandonhook3020
couldn't take his "jokes", tbh... enjoyed the first few minutes about as much as I enjoyed Amy Schumer ... or a failed root canal.
Private school kids hahahaaha True that
wtf I need pockets for, she took, EVERYRHING HAHAHA 😂. the struggle is real 💯🔥 lmao 🤣
"Come on come on lets go, this n***** are real"🤣🤣🤣
Kevin always makes my day. I won't get tired of him never😅😊
That's how you learn to swim.
I was thrown in a lake by my uncle after I laughed at him falling in trying to get into a tinnie. He got out and chucked me in I swam.
Here after 2 minutes and I feel so accomplished 💔😂💔💔
Call me
@@roberturiostegui872 no
The first 2 minutes were hilarious, I felt the same way, like I did something amazing by clicking on this. Best thing I did all day.
Me and my uncle have this running joke whenever one of us is struggling with something we use the "almost lost you today didn't I" joke😂
The Raw Candy was too much 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Here after 4 minutes and I feel so accomplished
it had been a long time since I had laughed this hard
Wow funny as hell 😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂
im here watching this again.... after his dad died..... rest in peace 🕊️ 🙏🌺
17:05 t-rex moment haha holy shit
So i guess kevin hart should be in the next jutrasic park movie/-jason says stfu or die movie- haha naa im joking, but just not about jurrassic 17:05
3:41
lol that had to be the funniest thing I’ve heard him say
I always love it when Kevin talks about his kids and dad
14:42 candy
Half sucked-on Peppermints. LMAO 😆
14:49 i died
You ever go a day without pockets??? LMFAO no never, need ma pockets.
Im not gonna lie I shut the door🤣😂🤣😂🤣😭😭😭😭 Son touch the glass one last time 🤣😂🤣😂😭😭im literally crying
This stand up got me through pregnancy 🤣🤣
Cyrus, where is the closest pizza spot?
7:46 “When my dad called another grown ass man an octopus, that’s the day he stopped bein my dad. I lost all respect for him”
“Yup, ya’ll done fucked up today! Too late, too late. It’s gonna to be a dark Christmas in this bitch, I can tell you that.” 😆
How many sets of lights I put on this goddamn Christmas tree!?
🤣😂
I love the phrase "Daddy Day"
He's the best
She took everything!!
No pockets sucks.
I am both happy and sad for the audience there; happy because of so much laughter and sad because of the stomach ache they would have got because of that much laughter.😂😂😂
Love this guy for real
😂😂😂 love kevin