The Joe Budden Podcast Episode 128 | "This Is Not A Rant"

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  • Опубліковано 13 вер 2017
  • Wasn't much to talk about, but still ended up being one of the funnier episodes.
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  • @TRAYBAG926
    @TRAYBAG926 6 років тому +284

    Am I the only one who re-watch these just for the jokes?

  • @ghostdagr8_1
    @ghostdagr8_1 6 років тому +139

    Mal funny as hell... "Hit me when u get home so I know u safe."
    Mal- "Ima make it home safe. Don't worry bout me." 😂😂😂

    • @ZeiadDocs
      @ZeiadDocs 11 місяців тому

      what min is this?

  • @nelsonxx501
    @nelsonxx501 6 років тому +305

    Bruh why does Rory always look like he's holding in a cough

    • @TheKondinho
      @TheKondinho 6 років тому +38

      bruh. he always look like he midway through taking a mean shit.

    • @Elusive25
      @Elusive25 6 років тому +17

      nelsonxx LMAO or a stomach ache face

    • @davon4470
      @davon4470 6 років тому +5

      I don't know if any body watches the haves and haves not but Rory kinda looks like the gay white cop. Also I'm not calling Rory gay I think he kinda look like the guy.

    • @landonmartin1433
      @landonmartin1433 6 років тому +11

      Or always holding back a burp lol

    • @kinggokubeats5008
      @kinggokubeats5008 6 років тому +1

      nelsonxx looool

  • @ShaqTown
    @ShaqTown 6 років тому +350

    That Tyrese story was funny as hell

  • @caronrogers6207
    @caronrogers6207 6 років тому +80

    I love how this podcast never starts the same

    • @gusta4713
      @gusta4713 4 роки тому +2

      Donya Garrison it looks MORE professional now lmao 1yr later

  • @mbarry7404
    @mbarry7404 3 роки тому +16

    The Tyrese reading was PURE comedy! "This is not a rant" 😭😭😭😭

  • @leSure91
    @leSure91 3 роки тому +29

    This is a classic episode! I wonder do they realize how much replay value their older videos have.

    • @igobyneq
      @igobyneq Рік тому

      Joe definitely does. Which is why he’s not selling his shit for peanuts

  • @YeshuaReal
    @YeshuaReal 6 років тому +59

    "It's Mike, Prince & Memphis Bleek" is a wild statement.

    • @gates4407
      @gates4407 6 років тому +3

      Del Fresco one of these things does not belong...

    • @Classikh
      @Classikh 6 років тому +1

      Gates Prince?

  • @cigarjefe
    @cigarjefe 6 років тому +166

    Joe Budden has the best podcast in the nation. Hands down.

    • @Wideout4
      @Wideout4 6 років тому +1

      The Real Cigar Jefe just mad they changed the name

    • @maniacmike1027
      @maniacmike1027 6 років тому +1

      DRINK CHAMPS better

    • @Shebshady763
      @Shebshady763 6 років тому +1

      The Real Cigar Jefe i agree

    • @sophiemoreau3049
      @sophiemoreau3049 5 років тому

      @@Wideout4 g

    • @meagain9580
      @meagain9580 5 років тому +1

      mikeymike drink champs is trash compared to this. Almost not even a podcast, just a bunch of niggas bullshittin about a bunch of nothin

  • @blaze8511
    @blaze8511 6 років тому +71

    This nigga Joe bouta get me fired reading that Tyrese shit 😂😂😂 fuckin hilarious

  • @ro8247
    @ro8247 Рік тому +8

    Going back to these classic episodes is 💔😫

  • @Sappa9702
    @Sappa9702 6 років тому +18

    Nigga said 911 is hypebeast 😂😂😂😂

  • @abovetherim8000
    @abovetherim8000 6 років тому +73

    Rory getting unemployment checks while still getting hennypalooza money. Salute.

  • @kenyafromcali
    @kenyafromcali 6 років тому +88

    This show only gets funnier. My life has improved tremendously. They’re my friends. lol

  • @Shon_Watson
    @Shon_Watson 6 років тому +73

    And...Steve Harvey ABSOLUTELY wore a wig!!!

    • @ip4klyfe-style616
      @ip4klyfe-style616 6 років тому

      Shontelle Watson for sure

    • @ChocolateThaiE
      @ChocolateThaiE 6 років тому +6

      Shontelle Watson I thought errbody knew that shit 😂😂😂

  • @shanep.951
    @shanep.951 6 років тому +17

    " I posted 4 , It was September 11th and Im a New Yorker " lmao

  • @mdot2495
    @mdot2495 10 місяців тому +6

    I've been binge watching old episodes for the last month. What a time 🙌🏾

  • @MooGoose97
    @MooGoose97 6 років тому +79

    Mad people hate on Joe, lmao but he's so fucking funny

    • @Leorgo
      @Leorgo 6 років тому

      MooGoose97 yea just like Ebro but he's actually funny. He makes Everyday Struggle Watchable.

  • @JtheNomadProductions
    @JtheNomadProductions 6 років тому +282

    Rory's barber is having a harder job week after week. Might be about that time.

    • @jayinthebx
      @jayinthebx 6 років тому +43

      Rory's hairline starting to struggle

    • @AgentMcQueen
      @AgentMcQueen 6 років тому +17

      I'm laughing so damn much.

    • @seddymogul5823
      @seddymogul5823 6 років тому

      Play Thomas Beats lol

    • @shelbymartin502
      @shelbymartin502 6 років тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 I am crying!!!

    • @One6zips
      @One6zips 6 років тому +3

      he shoulda kept that hoodie he was talking bout on... as i type he says "he was out barber in 30min" its cause it a barber college fam

  • @lamorechuls22
    @lamorechuls22 5 років тому +30

    Omg back when they could talk about anythinggggg. Dam times have changeddddd

    • @Livenlearn44
      @Livenlearn44 3 роки тому +3

      Sheesh this hit different now lol

  • @armandholloway4742
    @armandholloway4742 6 років тому +80

    the tyrese segment .....DEAD

  • @clementinekindred8276
    @clementinekindred8276 6 років тому +30

    Hands down no debate :
    The Motorola razor is the "Jordan of flip phones " .

  • @HaightTheGreat
    @HaightTheGreat 6 років тому +128

    Y'all should do a segment reintroducing people to hip hop classics that people may have forgotten about.

    • @Avrielfer
      @Avrielfer 6 років тому +15

      Haight the Great thats the hardest idea ever theres so much good old school hip hop i missed since I was to young when it came out hope they see this

    • @pkamvp
      @pkamvp 6 років тому +7

      Agree 1000%. I listen for the jokes but I real want this and that rnb bracket joke keeps talking about

    • @brandonblackfyre5783
      @brandonblackfyre5783 6 років тому +6

      yeah lets start a petion for this!!!

    • @AntonioMartinez-om9un
      @AntonioMartinez-om9un 6 років тому +1

      Haight the Great true but joe does be playing some classic hits before starting sometimes and just lets it rock for a bit but a longer segment wouldn’t be a bad idea

    • @jamaalw8973
      @jamaalw8973 6 років тому

      What's the name of the song intro???

  • @crypticraps
    @crypticraps 6 років тому +32

    Rory - “I’m gonna start a little easy. I’m gonna take the Chiefs over the Eagles.”
    -Eagles go on to be Super Bowl champs. Lmao.

    • @whyteej
      @whyteej 5 років тому

      He still got it right. Chiefs won that game

  • @KingLeo7
    @KingLeo7 Рік тому +3

    I'm glad Joe didn't delete these older episodes this is podcast gold

  • @krystalbrown6826
    @krystalbrown6826 6 років тому +17

    is it me or does anyone else love the way Mal repeats shit Lol 😂😂😂😂

    • @adrianbernal3170
      @adrianbernal3170 5 років тому +2

      Mal-" is it me or does anyone else love the way mal repeats shit" lol

    • @josenavarro5103
      @josenavarro5103 4 роки тому

      Mal- "does anyone esle love the way mal repeats shit?......dont ever say does anyone esle love the way mal repeats shit ever again."

    • @micfranco697
      @micfranco697 2 роки тому

      That’s crazy

  • @FlipStar26
    @FlipStar26 4 роки тому +6

    This is hands down one of their GOAT episodes 🐐 they was wildin’ with the unpredictability of the topics 😆

  • @TTSantiago821
    @TTSantiago821 6 років тому +19

    EXCESSIVE DAP MAN AND EXCESSIVE BRO MAN....WE ALL KNOW THESE KIND OF PEOPLES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HILARIOUS!!!!!

  • @nomorechampagne2179
    @nomorechampagne2179 6 років тому +38

    I'll name this podcast later was still a clean name

    • @tyrushbk
      @tyrushbk 6 років тому +4

      FREEWAVE yea they should've kept it

    • @c2cmuzik
      @c2cmuzik 5 років тому

      1000%

  • @youngblackrichless9126
    @youngblackrichless9126 6 років тому +8

    That tyrese story 🤣🤣 joe the best at reading other people's texts

  • @scottlev3
    @scottlev3 4 роки тому +5

    This is an iconic episode

  • @ilovefarmersonly1430
    @ilovefarmersonly1430 6 років тому +5

    Right on time while I'm working... thanks for the A1 commentary

  • @tefweebz
    @tefweebz 6 років тому +2

    "Boogie Down said they were Productions too." LMFAO!!!!!!

  • @bradoblivion79
    @bradoblivion79 6 років тому +31

    Hold up, how is Joe gonna believe Bobby Brown taught MJ the moonwalk, but not that Steve Harvey wore a hi top hair piece??smh.

  • @spaceghostp6672
    @spaceghostp6672 6 років тому +3

    Joe is too fucking funny man. "It's over dog, you can't do the middle finger anymore" ... 5 seconds later.. "I did it on my album" lmao

    • @Bizzle223
      @Bizzle223 3 роки тому

      Joe is mad inconsistent , but he's funny AF !!!

  • @FlipStar26
    @FlipStar26 4 роки тому +2

    That Ill Al Skratch "I’ll Take Her" with Brian McKnight is a CLASSICCCCCCC

    • @704OMEN
      @704OMEN 4 роки тому +1

      Yo, you’re the greatest

  • @byvv6925
    @byvv6925 4 роки тому +10

    I’m really here rewatching all these episode cause of the roni 😩

    • @juanm5941
      @juanm5941 4 роки тому +1

      Fr lol these episodes and the early 200s were great pods

    • @silencehsol
      @silencehsol 3 роки тому

      i am from the future too

    • @RichBoiRichBoi
      @RichBoiRichBoi 3 роки тому +3

      Relistening now cause the boys are gone

  • @cbmpire
    @cbmpire 6 років тому +1

    Yo Rory's sarcasm is classic man... "got the Pain Is Love 2 CD" 🤣

  • @antoniojohnson9198
    @antoniojohnson9198 3 роки тому +4

    Rewatching all episodes on UA-cam. Leaving Spotify early fam 💪🏾

  • @J03_Cliff_Vision
    @J03_Cliff_Vision 6 років тому +5

    Tyrese's off them perks after the surgery wildin 😂😂

  • @RichBoiRichBoi
    @RichBoiRichBoi 3 роки тому +4

    Miss these old days

  • @robertcsiki6709
    @robertcsiki6709 4 роки тому +8

    This has got to be one of the best episodes.

  • @pastasauce5434
    @pastasauce5434 6 років тому

    The dramatic zoom in while he was reading tho that did it for me haha

  • @MARTHAS_TAKE
    @MARTHAS_TAKE 6 років тому +48

    Joe is so entertaining

  • @JoshV_TX
    @JoshV_TX 4 роки тому +2

    Their reaction when someone called during that Banks verse is hilarious.

  • @mal4evamaccin
    @mal4evamaccin 6 років тому +1

    Bom ass ep!! Joe definitely got on to sum real shit towards the end about us organizing. All the sets can get together - we already have an army, just have to strengthen in unity and gaining financial freedom, buying back the bliznock. Good stuff fellas

  • @xMXWLx
    @xMXWLx 6 років тому +15

    911 IS HYPEBEAST!!!! LMAOOO

    • @YeshuaReal
      @YeshuaReal 6 років тому +3

      MaxParris that was wild.

  • @ineedoprahmoney5262
    @ineedoprahmoney5262 4 роки тому +1

    "Vintage Jams" is fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @BigdadiSixty9GTC
    @BigdadiSixty9GTC 10 місяців тому +2

    You can feel the hate Rory and Mal have for parks on these episodes. They ignore him and treat him like an idiot with his side comments 😂

  • @dorenjackson1166
    @dorenjackson1166 2 роки тому +1

    That tyrese vs the rock segment was hilarious 😂. These guys are comedians

  • @gsrc6988
    @gsrc6988 3 роки тому +1

    Got to the end (thank you ) started at one , now I’m here 🔥🔥🔥🔥💪🏽 fire shiw from the get go , fight for that 250 mill joe🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @idk1andidc
    @idk1andidc 6 років тому +4

    Idk how I'm just discovering these funny ass podcasts.

  • @traceyg3714
    @traceyg3714 6 років тому +19

    Love that buckshot intro

  • @fboyd109
    @fboyd109 6 років тому +1

    I lost it at "just got out of the hospital"😂😂😂😂😂 this nigga Tyrese crazy

  • @icumblood35
    @icumblood35 6 років тому +18

    Been waiting since the clip you put it yesterday bout to set my day right thanks

  • @StupidIsAsStupidDoe2
    @StupidIsAsStupidDoe2 6 років тому

    God bless that young lady that lost her life tragically.
    I remember a similar situation nearly happening and helping prevent it from going left.

  • @gtnew
    @gtnew 6 років тому +1

    I was cracking up in the car when joe read tyrese's post about the rock

  • @NoPardons
    @NoPardons 4 роки тому +1

    Lmao yo “when you call a nigga good brother, gangstas called you” yo joe might be the funniest person out here right now.

  • @simpleshot1335
    @simpleshot1335 Рік тому +1

    nah ice catching strays back then is crazy😂😂

  • @qthe6thman
    @qthe6thman 4 роки тому +4

    this was the prime of the show. thank you tyrese

  • @sinongemasiliso794
    @sinongemasiliso794 6 років тому

    "Its like a car accident, you just have to see it"- Rory
    LMAO

  • @MrHimyhimy
    @MrHimyhimy 6 років тому +5

    Park said waddup like Tommy from power

  • @LAlingo
    @LAlingo 6 років тому +1

    every sleeper pick Mal drop bangers. Almost guaranteed now

  • @OffTheHookGirls
    @OffTheHookGirls 6 років тому +20

    RORY LOOK LIKE CANELO ALVAREZ

  • @craigmills6275
    @craigmills6275 6 років тому +6

    Paaarrkkss on tha board. But that rock vs tyrese was legit

  • @ghostdagr8_1
    @ghostdagr8_1 6 років тому

    Steve Harvey's flat top was a wig... Im cryin son 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @LuckyMadeDaBeat
    @LuckyMadeDaBeat 6 років тому

    “I ran into Michael Beasley at Starbucks, he said he was coming” 😹😹😹

  • @antarticp7477
    @antarticp7477 6 років тому +1

    if you like the blackberry curve ....look up blackberry 10 classic ... unfortunately its obsolete @ the moment but it came out a couple years ago and still works on the current networks ...

  • @cerise1683ify
    @cerise1683ify 6 років тому

    I agree with Mal. I grew up in the 90’s and my friends held each other down. Plenty of citations I’ve been in alone,away from my friends as well as with my friends, even if it was just myself and one other friend we checked on each other. We didn’t let each other be away alone for too long and MOST DEFINITELY WE BEATING ASS IF ONE OF US IS GETTING HURT!!! BEFORE OR AFTER THE SITUATION WE BEATING ASS WERE YELLING WERE CAUSING A SCENE IF ONE OF US GETS HURT OR LOOKS LIKE ITS ABOUT TO BE A PROBLEM ESPECIALLY IF ITS A GUY TRYING TO HURT ONE OF US...btw all of this would be going on while one of us is calling the police. Different bread nowadays

  • @patriciagoods4597
    @patriciagoods4597 6 років тому +3

    funniest podcast in a minute

  • @MrHimyhimy
    @MrHimyhimy 6 років тому +2

    Every podcast is just too funny

  • @yOungjhOna
    @yOungjhOna 6 років тому +2

    idk y im addicted to this podcast smh

  • @brittney5563
    @brittney5563 5 років тому +4

    This Lenny S smoke is hilarious.
    Biggs or HipHop called MAL, and told him to tell joe to chill. 😂

  • @seandafny
    @seandafny 6 років тому

    @56:33 !!!! bra why is there so much of a solid agreement on this !!! lhhhhhhhhhh like it so much little shit like that thats never spoken of but sooooo agreed upon to garner this type of unanimous reaction from everyone in the room when its brought up.

  • @MzKickz
    @MzKickz 6 років тому

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL @ this Tyrese rant! I'm crying! And Joe definitely played that sleeper before , he put me on Elle!

  • @soundmind5318
    @soundmind5318 6 років тому

    Thank You! This is epic. Thanks First We Feast!

  • @StackOrDie357
    @StackOrDie357 6 місяців тому +5

    Around the 1:25:23 mark Mal called Steve Harvey wig first!

    • @BossedUp642
      @BossedUp642 6 місяців тому +1

      Came here just for this comment 😂

  • @robinmowbray5663
    @robinmowbray5663 6 років тому

    You can we get the excessive dap man shirts? LMFAO...

  • @cagedbeast9562
    @cagedbeast9562 6 років тому +9

    The All Black durable Nextel Chirp was the best phone ever

  • @mesutozil9486
    @mesutozil9486 6 років тому +6

    😭😭 Lmao Rory said "I'm white so let me know when it's on UA-cam

  • @Karlyle7
    @Karlyle7 6 років тому

    Yo y'all got to start every podcast with updates on y'all social Media monitors lol

  • @DiffErEnT973
    @DiffErEnT973 6 років тому +3

    1:41:34 joe made a very good logical point. Something I’ve been thinking about. It’s just so much people live in fear. “ scared to lose they jobs, iPhone, not be able to buy name brands “ Smh. So they shut up and give up they rights unknowingly. Doesn’t necessarily have to be gang members only but “ we the people “

  • @simpleshot1335
    @simpleshot1335 Рік тому

    ice definitely was holding the phone for the periscope links 💀😂

  • @Thrillmania
    @Thrillmania 6 років тому +5

    I bet Parks looks like Malcolm Gladwell

  • @fallbackb9508
    @fallbackb9508 6 років тому +1

    16:45 joe: ja Rule is going to kill Rory!!!!!!!!!Merch!! LMAO LMFAO 😱

  • @pkaydennis
    @pkaydennis 6 років тому +1

    1:21:30 the way Joe says BlackBerry curve lol

  • @ronmiller5973
    @ronmiller5973 5 років тому +1

    Excessive dapping lol

  • @ninonezio
    @ninonezio 6 років тому

    "now you're holding hands" lmao

  • @JordanClemons
    @JordanClemons 6 років тому +26

    Welp.....there goes the "Tidal bag"

  • @ranboogie
    @ranboogie 6 років тому +2

    Steve Harvey’s flat top was definitely some sort of hair piece

  • @J03_Cliff_Vision
    @J03_Cliff_Vision 6 років тому

    The dap picture 😂😂😂😂Shits weak

  • @smiley4284
    @smiley4284 6 років тому +1

    Joe the dap man and side piece man lol

  • @michaelvilli09
    @michaelvilli09 6 років тому +1

    yoooo, jody out here wildin"

  • @ranboogie
    @ranboogie 6 років тому

    Need to bring back that question segment fr

  • @WhosLO2008
    @WhosLO2008 6 років тому +1

    Love that intro music Classic NY Hip hop SHIT 🔥🔥💯💯🏆🏆

  • @Shebshady763
    @Shebshady763 6 років тому +2

    Dying to Dap you lol . I'm weak

  • @Elusive25
    @Elusive25 6 років тому

    Heart to heart in my Sprinter, that's beyond not tough lol

  • @Cryo1
    @Cryo1 6 років тому +103

    rory still unemployed, blame lenny s for it

  • @nathan-in9qf
    @nathan-in9qf 6 років тому +8

    42:12 tyrese story

  • @dondarell4494
    @dondarell4494 6 років тому +2

    I hate when Mal plays his sleeper but has to introduce the song multiple times like if he's the 1st person to find out about it (NO this wasn't the 1st time)!!!