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  • Опубліковано 18 гру 2022
  • From series 12, Make a cute toy for a cute dog. The dog will have five minutes with your cute toy. Most engaged dog wins.
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    In this Broadcast Award-winning, BAFTA and Emmy Award-nominated entertainment show, Taskmaster tyrant Greg Davies (Man Down, Cuckoo), with the help of his loyal assistant Alex Horne (The Horne Section and the show’s creator), sets out to test the wiles, wit and wisdom of five hyper-competitive comedians.
    Comedians that have risked life, limb, and dignity in the hope of making the Taskmaster proud so far include: Frank Skinner (The Frank Skinner Show), Mel Giedroyc (The Great British Bake Off), Romesh Ranganathan (Asian Provocateur), Hugh Dennis (Outnumbered), Sally Phillips (Bridget Jones’ Diary), Rose Matafeo (Edinburgh Comedy Award Winner 2018), and Russell Howard (The Russell Howard Hour). Unaware of what awaits them in each wax-sealed envelope, only one competitor can become the victorious owner of His Royal Task-ness’ golden head and be crowned the next Taskmaster Champion.
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  • @EleanorHucklesby
    @EleanorHucklesby Рік тому +1134

    Victoria's "why?!" at learning she won't meet the dog is possibly the cutest thing in this task. (Apart from the dog of course.)

    • @jBownz
      @jBownz Рік тому +49

      I bet David loses a lot of arguments to the "Whyyyyyy?"

    • @doublelxp
      @doublelxp Рік тому

      She got to meet a dog on the episode of Would I Lie to You where she's on David's team.

    • @jamiegdubois
      @jamiegdubois Рік тому +7

      Honestly, I’d have the exact same reaction

    • @Isrjisoneavalable
      @Isrjisoneavalable Рік тому +13

      She really seems to love dogs. There was one brought on an episode of Would I Lie To You and she runs across the stage in heels to cuddle it

    • @Mine4062
      @Mine4062 Рік тому +3

      Yeah but that's partly because Victoria is the cutest thing.

  • @syndensesteffensmeier9341
    @syndensesteffensmeier9341 Рік тому +740

    Alex gave the dog more hints during its task than he does the humans. "2 minutes left, Marco" "1 minute left, Marco"

    • @GigaHaxor333
      @GigaHaxor333 Рік тому +97

      "All the information is on the task, Marco"

    • @TheGrumbliestPuppy
      @TheGrumbliestPuppy Рік тому +12

      Just a friendly FYI: You mean "tips". The tooltip is a common graphical user interface element in which, when hovering over a screen element or component, a text box displays information about that element. (Its only got the 1 definition)

    • @andrewg3196
      @andrewg3196 Рік тому +2

      Tooltips lol

    • @Kirsten_is_cursed10
      @Kirsten_is_cursed10 Рік тому +11

      @@TheGrumbliestPuppyjust a friendly FYI, this is a joke. Nobody actually thinks Alex is a cartoon paper clip 😅

    • @aidenlilley1319
      @aidenlilley1319 Рік тому +6

      @@Kirsten_is_cursed10 If I had a nickel for every time someone made an honest error and someone pointed out the error to help them, only for _that_ person to be told "iT wAs ObVIouSlY a JoKe" by someone unrelated because they can't conceive of someone not knowing something and someone else honestly wanting to help them...
      ...well I'd have a few nickels. Thanks for the 5 cents.

  • @MrAjerguy
    @MrAjerguy Рік тому +305

    Victoria's gasp followed by "IsThereGonnaBeARealDog???" is so freaking adorable

  • @katnance6155
    @katnance6155 Рік тому +197

    My pup also loves toilet rolls. Or more accurately. She loves to see how small of a piece of cardboard she can create and distribute through the carpet

    • @2twin2k
      @2twin2k Рік тому +5

      Same haha I was like just dump the paper tubes on the ground

  • @marvlombard887
    @marvlombard887 Рік тому +285

    Even Guz was surprised his toy worked 🤣

  • @lizzard4890
    @lizzard4890 Рік тому +195

    That’s the more outwardly happy I’ve ever seen Victoria, how absolutely dare you guys not have a real dog for her

  • @Norm-R
    @Norm-R Рік тому +70

    Marco treats Alex with the same level of respect that Greg does.

  • @Iamrobot8
    @Iamrobot8 Рік тому +337

    The way Victoria holds up her creation and just says "Cat" will forever stay in my brain.

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 Рік тому +17

      Cutting to that after Alan's comment about dogs and cats is perfection in editing.

  • @Harvey1211
    @Harvey1211 Рік тому +57

    I love how everyone initially gets really excited by the concept of the task. ‘Make a toy for a dog’, so good. But no matter what the task was, you can always count on Alan to bring you back down to Earth. ‘20 minutes? Oh, you must be expecting something good then…’

  • @Mank159
    @Mank159 Рік тому +114

    I like the way they did this same tasks once before with a baby and this is still called the cutest task of all time. the baby was beat by a dog 😂😂

    • @yourmum69_420
      @yourmum69_420 Рік тому +17

      dogs are much cuter than babies

    • @likmijnreet4542
      @likmijnreet4542 10 місяців тому +4

      and that was an absolutely adorable toddler

  • @jamesmcnulty3697
    @jamesmcnulty3697 Рік тому +31

    3:35 Omg Gus has just made me realise that dogs ALSO suffered in the pandemic - like what if they had regular friends they'd see daily and they just couldn't because even on walks their owners couldn't go near each other. Wtf I didn't mind lockdown till I realised it'd negatively effect dogs (granted they saw their owners more but still, their friends less so man)

    • @northernsnowberry
      @northernsnowberry Рік тому +2

      Yes! Also impaired social development. My pup, who I got in Feb 2020, is still playing catch up on social development 3 years later. Listening while in a group of people and new people coming over have taken the longest to improve.

  • @nicopillay4059
    @nicopillay4059 3 місяці тому +3

    There's a glimmer of mischief on Vicki's face right before she asks "Why???!" that's so adorable

  • @lotuseater7247
    @lotuseater7247 Рік тому +113

    I'd question the evidence-based viability of the task. What if doggo was getting tired after the first two 'toys', or what if doggo got more enthusiastic after one in particular and then got into Priscilla after? We'll never know. What we know for sure is that Chunky was the equivalent of getting bad socks for Christmas.

    • @cazzabojangles
      @cazzabojangles Рік тому +39

      Have you taken into consideration that they are all filmed on different days, sometimes months apart?

    • @lotuseater7247
      @lotuseater7247 Рік тому +13

      @@cazzabojangles I know they are sometimes yes. I didn't consider that here. But that would still mean the test isn't highly accurate. You'd need to run the test a few times in the same conditions. It's just entertainment, so no big deal, but wanted to point it out that's all.

    • @cmk1309
      @cmk1309 Рік тому +10

      I also thought of that. Another point to consider is the dogs familiarity with the room. With the first to toys, he went in the room and seemed to find it very interesting, as if that's his first time being in that room, which obviously distracts any dog from the toy, regardless of how good the toy is. Obviously I don't know if the first two toys were actually filmed before the other toys but either way, it seems to be an important factor.

    • @cazzabojangles
      @cazzabojangles Рік тому +3

      @@cmk1309 This is true. Plus we would need to take into consideration whether using food could be considered foul play- if you handed a todler two toys, one which had sweets on it and one that did not, they'd always take the one with sweets

    • @ASHERUISE
      @ASHERUISE Рік тому +14

      @@cazzabojangles Expressly not true, Nell was much more engaged with the ducks and thresher shark in the tray of bubbly water than she was with the lucky ducky with the sweets in it.

  • @iliketrains3495
    @iliketrains3495 Рік тому +22

    0:14 Guz Khan channeling his inner Alice Levine

  • @ik3871
    @ik3871 Рік тому +14

    There was a flaw in their planning of this task. By the time they brought out the fake dog (made of rubish) without food inside it, that is, the last toy; the dog had learnt that he would be taken where toys had food in them (2 chances to 1 based on the dog toys it had been exposed to already). By the end, the load of rubbish had his whole attention because he was trying to figure out if he could get to the invisible food of which he was certain there could be, by destroying it bit by bit

    • @PonmonofNuggetor
      @PonmonofNuggetor Рік тому +11

      They weren’t all filmed on the same day. Guz’s toy could’ve been filmed before Alan’s and Morgana’s.

    • @ik3871
      @ik3871 Рік тому

      @@PonmonofNuggetor I guess we'll never know for sure

  • @aidankeane8971
    @aidankeane8971 Рік тому +106

    Haha Victoria becoming a sweet little upper class girl for a few seconds upon reading the word dog was fantastic

    • @Crimson365
      @Crimson365 Рік тому +7

      There are no sweet upper class girls.

    • @lionguardant5468
      @lionguardant5468 Рік тому +5

      @@Crimson365 I’ve met loads of sweet upper class girls

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller Рік тому +1

      @@Crimson365 I _am_ a sweet, upper-class girl!

    • @TheGrumbliestPuppy
      @TheGrumbliestPuppy Рік тому +3

      ​@@Crimson365 If you're gonna fight class warfare, at least understand the classes better. Upper class includes a way larger range of wealth than just billionaires. The gap between the top 2% and 0.1% is astronomical. While low end millionaires includes some leaches (like landlords), it also includes vital, rare-skilled professions like surgeons.

    • @EmmaLiza
      @EmmaLiza Рік тому +3

      @@RealBradMiller I'm a sweet upper class girl and so is my wife!

  • @FantomMind
    @FantomMind Рік тому +33

    Marco looks like a good friend. :)

  • @goliath_red1102
    @goliath_red1102 Рік тому +41

    I loved Alex talking to Marco like he could listen and understand him 😂
    Edit: im more if a cat person but 4:42 made my heart melt 😍

  • @someguy4262
    @someguy4262 Рік тому +116

    Dogs are cuter than toddlers is the message here. And Taskmaster is correct with that message.

  • @catheriner999
    @catheriner999 Рік тому +7

    Honestly I would have gone for something like Guz because based on my experience every cat or dog's favourite toy is trash. Receipts, bits of paper, leftover ribbon or string, toilet paper rolls, empty boxes... but never anything more complicated than that.

  • @pixelated2877
    @pixelated2877 Рік тому +78

    Undoubtedly the most cutest task yet. 🥺

    • @goliath_red1102
      @goliath_red1102 Рік тому +8

      Idk, seasons 8 “make a toy for a toddler” was adorable aswell

    • @LessDevoid
      @LessDevoid Рік тому +16

      @@goliath_red1102
      Dog trumps small human every time.

    • @asi3808
      @asi3808 Рік тому +4

      "persuade 3 dogs to stay on the red mat" from season 4 would like a word...

    • @goliath_red1102
      @goliath_red1102 Рік тому +5

      @@asi3808 unfortunately Lolly would have no idea how it was though 😂🤣

  • @MarcMansfield
    @MarcMansfield Рік тому +51

    8:11 is just so damn cute

  • @genericname2747
    @genericname2747 Рік тому +35

    I hope Marco comes back in another episode

  • @danielavvollanum1917
    @danielavvollanum1917 Рік тому +14

    What an absolutely delightful little creature! The dog was cute as well.

  • @PortsTM
    @PortsTM Рік тому +29

    Love a good jack Russell. We used our jack Russell's in some of our tasks

  • @Delictum
    @Delictum Рік тому +59

    I love how one task had an actual adorable human toddler yet everyone still agrees THIS is the cutest task

    • @LessDevoid
      @LessDevoid Рік тому +28

      Who in their right mind thinks a small, dirty and loud human is cuter than even the ugliest dog?

    • @Maedroth
      @Maedroth Рік тому +12

      Toddlers are shit, dogs aren't.

    • @bnkh
      @bnkh Рік тому +8

      I dont enjoy spending my spare time looking at toddlers mister.

    • @llynllydaw
      @llynllydaw Рік тому

      @@Maedroth Dogs are just animals.But there are many shit dog owners.

    • @JajaofAbuja
      @JajaofAbuja Рік тому +4

      Try playing fetch with a toddler 😂

  • @divyanshbhuwalka
    @divyanshbhuwalka Рік тому +7

    Thank you for including the scoring this time @taskmaster

  • @KeeleyMoriarty
    @KeeleyMoriarty 20 днів тому

    1:35
    “I mean I could wee on it, what time does this go out?”
    Gotta love her 😂

  • @Bennie58able
    @Bennie58able Рік тому +2

    "Just some string, a tongue and toilet rolls" - title of his *bleep* tape

  • @ajorngjdonaydbr
    @ajorngjdonaydbr Рік тому +2

    The cutest task is from this series also, and it's watching Victoria Coren Mitchell learn to ride a bicycle, I've never shouted more encouragement at a television before.

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus Рік тому +4

    "You will not get to meet the dog."

  • @chewar7537
    @chewar7537 Рік тому +7

    I love Marco!!!!! Adorable pup.

  • @danopticon
    @danopticon Рік тому +12

    Marco has such soulful eyes! 😍

  • @TobiNightcore
    @TobiNightcore Рік тому +3

    "Best dog wins", so only the dog wins

  • @AceofHearth
    @AceofHearth 11 місяців тому +1

    This group is probably my favourite in Taskmaster.

  • @daniel.sandberg.5298
    @daniel.sandberg.5298 Рік тому +5

    Everyone is cute today.

  • @bigboy5151
    @bigboy5151 Рік тому +3

    This was great

  • @Tharukan
    @Tharukan Рік тому +12

    What happened to "Allowed items are in the box"? There was no chicken or dog food in the box! Scandalous!

    • @carbon6111
      @carbon6111 Рік тому +8

      He said that in the box there are vet approved items. Task never specified they must only use items from the box.

    • @Tharukan
      @Tharukan Рік тому +3

      @@carbon6111 Ah, I misheard! Someone should've caught a cat then 😂

  • @chestersnap
    @chestersnap Рік тому +2

    My cats' favorite toys are literally trash to me so I'm not surprised Priscilla won

  • @crimps321
    @crimps321 Рік тому +2

    I am Victoria at 0:40. Forever.

  • @MyaB99
    @MyaB99 Рік тому +1

    The best moment in history is when Joe opened the Mayonaise jar

  • @uscitizen5656
    @uscitizen5656 Рік тому +35

    Better trained than most children I've seen! Name Pavlov ring a bell??

    • @kida4313
      @kida4313 Рік тому +2

      literally.

    • @DrBagPhD
      @DrBagPhD Рік тому +7

      Reckon for the rest of his life every time Pavlov heard a bell he thought about feeding dogs?

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 Рік тому +1

      I dunno. Nell was pretty well behaved when she had her turn.

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness Рік тому

    That dog was probably having the time of his life

  • @likmijnreet4542
    @likmijnreet4542 10 місяців тому

    I could watch this every day till the day I die.

  • @csurampower
    @csurampower Рік тому +2

    Not quite "basket of kittens from 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown" cute but damn close.

  • @TheCaptainSplatter
    @TheCaptainSplatter Рік тому +1

    Id just dress myself up. And play with the dog.

  • @katjau_
    @katjau_ 10 місяців тому

    Marco is adorable

  • @MelinaPaez
    @MelinaPaez Рік тому

    I would love to see Taskmaster somehow unite with Absolute History, maybe see Little Alex Horne and Greg try to live in Victorian England.

  • @johncameron4194
    @johncameron4194 Рік тому

    Cute dog

  • @olivier2553
    @olivier2553 Рік тому +10

    It was better when we had full episodes at once.

    • @krashd
      @krashd Рік тому

      Obviously.

  • @isabellaangeline2175
    @isabellaangeline2175 Рік тому

    Where are the full episodes of the last couple seasons?

    • @drakethegay
      @drakethegay Рік тому

      Series 12 is the last one they uploaded. You either have to subscribe to their own streaming service or watch the episodes on unofficial UA-cam channels

  • @hoagy_ytfc
    @hoagy_ytfc Рік тому +8

    For those of us ignorant of such things, what breed is the ridiculously cute Marco?

    • @LouCadle
      @LouCadle Рік тому +8

      I believe it's a rough-coated Jack Russell Terrier, but I don't see many in the states (only smooth coated ones), so I'm not 100% sure.

    • @maiNmusica
      @maiNmusica Рік тому +5

      @@LouCadle Yeah I'd agree, maybe a Parson Russell though. Most terriers look very alike though. I feel he could also be a Kromfohrländer.

    • @KaishaLouise
      @KaishaLouise 6 місяців тому

      I'd actually say he's probably a JRT cross - his coat looks too soft and luxurious for a rough coat JRT (or similar) - he looks a LOT like my JRT/Pom and has a similar coat type so I'd imagine he's got a soft fluffy parent too

  • @tyreone4466
    @tyreone4466 Рік тому

    0:40

  • @ryeencoke
    @ryeencoke Рік тому

    Bad Dong

  • @ChrisBillig
    @ChrisBillig Рік тому +4

    Cutest? Don't let Nell hear you say that.

  • @RobertLopez-yf8zi
    @RobertLopez-yf8zi Рік тому

    Wait, how were the top 3 distinguished? The dog played with all 3 for the full five minutes…

  • @RedPillMode
    @RedPillMode Рік тому +1

    Make a toy of the cute dog?

  • @spacefurballs1678
    @spacefurballs1678 Рік тому +4

    It honestly looks like they filmed all the dog parts at once and this is also about in the order of whose toy went first to last.

    • @krashd
      @krashd Рік тому +5

      How does it look that way?

    • @likmijnreet4542
      @likmijnreet4542 10 місяців тому

      they usually save the task that unexpectedly does best or worst for last. So it would be a coincidence if Gus' task was really filmed last

  • @OpheliaImmoral
    @OpheliaImmoral Рік тому

    🎉

  • @HHh-ej4rl
    @HHh-ej4rl Рік тому

    I miss dogs.

  • @poisonpotato1
    @poisonpotato1 Рік тому

    What kind of dog is marco

  • @lester44444
    @lester44444 Рік тому +1

    marco wins

  • @RealBradMiller
    @RealBradMiller Рік тому +1

    Man, I love all these contestants, but I feel like Desiree would have me dying on the floor with laughter.

  • @jamesoverholt878
    @jamesoverholt878 Рік тому +2

    My problem with this task is the dog may not be in a toy mood

  • @johncameron4194
    @johncameron4194 Рік тому

    I’d like to see other dogs try

  • @RoderickEtheria
    @RoderickEtheria Рік тому

    Alex has no idea what the difference between a boy dog and a girl dog is.

  • @woodywoodmc2209
    @woodywoodmc2209 Рік тому +1

    I would die for Marco

  • @cierraroach9782
    @cierraroach9782 Рік тому

    Marco is the Alpha in this relationship

  • @brendanberry7403
    @brendanberry7403 Рік тому +2

    Funny he thinks the dog is cuter than his own daughter 😂

  • @icturner23
    @icturner23 Рік тому +3

    It’s so weird that the audience thinks it’s funny that bulldogs indeed can’t breathe.

  • @lotuseater7247
    @lotuseater7247 Рік тому

    The canned laughter on this one is not so subtle

  • @GinoZump
    @GinoZump Рік тому +1

    Cutest huh? So the little girl task from season 8 was nothing to you??

    • @gajasmrecnij4352
      @gajasmrecnij4352 8 місяців тому

      The little girl was also adorable but this is way cuter

  • @wadood8700
    @wadood8700 Рік тому

    I'd like to play with desray's chonkies

  • @DokkaChapman
    @DokkaChapman Рік тому

    I would give anything to meet Desirae and have her call me Chonky. Dunno why, not in a fetish way, more like a stim than anything else.

  • @1963Bonde
    @1963Bonde Рік тому

    Victoria was on to something when she wanted to rub the ball on a cat.
    No, not a cat, but another word that means the same, and something else 🙂

  • @jk7690
    @jk7690 Рік тому +11

    What about the one with the little kid that loved all the toys the contestants made for her?

    • @aidankeane8971
      @aidankeane8971 Рік тому +8

      Most people prefer dogs to kids in terms of cuteness

  • @larsbuijtendijk
    @larsbuijtendijk Рік тому

    How is that pvc fitting allowed by a vet? Isn’t that piece of rubber in it dangerous

  • @giggiwidit5638
    @giggiwidit5638 11 місяців тому +1

    I'll admit it ... I just came here to see a dog. The rest of it was just window dressing 🐶🐕🦮🐕‍🦺🤣🤣🤣🤣