BEST COMMENT EVER! -Phoenix Comic Book Guy: "AHEM!" Me: "THAT'S PARODY ON WORDS COMIC BOOK GUY!, YOU DON'T OWN THAT!" Comic Book Guy: "Worst, comeback EVER!" -Comic book guy Me: "actually, I'm writing it so..." -Phoenix Comic Book Guy :"Doh!" Homer: "HEY shut up!" -Homer Simpson
@@hellfighter496 is that a trick question? Because if Johnny says "but granny, you ain't tell me nuttin'" Or would tight lips reply "I ain't sayin nuttin'" ?
Jizn Vizn “Silencio” just mean “silent” in spanish. That’s actually an error because all the Springfield’s mafia is from Italy and in italian silent is spelled “Silenzio” with the “Z”. That was probably made because the word silenzio would have been hard to be pronunciated if you don’t know any italian
@@MzuMzu-nx1em I'm from Italy... It is an italian word 100%. I don't know if it use even in the english dictionary but it can be because it actually came from the latin silentium and a lot of English words came from Latin (data, media, video...)
One of the guys shot up in the valentine's day massacre lived long enough to be taken to the hospital. When the police interviewed him he held to the code of silence denying that anything illegal had happened to him even as he died from several dozen machine gun bullet wounds. Truth is stranger than fiction sometimes.
@@parappatheconstipatedmaggo209 You can see the entire problem with the Simpsons now in this video - he goes from very quick soundbites to that lengthy restaurant thing, which should have been a snappy few seconds in length, but instead went on and on. They'd never have kept that in the best years as the whole show was just joke after joke squashed in. Now they bloat the jokes so much to fill up the time.
Yeah the Simpsons really went downhill once the seasons got up past 11. Now it is just non-sense that passes time. Same thing happened to Family Guy. Both shows went on a political agenda, lost their edge, and got horrible writing.
@@Yomasi Looks like I have to explain the joke. You see, the joke I made was poking fun at my high functioning depression . Because of this, my will to live is at a minimum. So when I say "Me vs The school shooter" it's meant to insinuate that I indeed desire death and therefore do not wish to give a reason for said shooter to spare me.
It definitely felt dragged out. Earlier Simpsons probably woulda had him say "I ain't saying anything to you" after he gets told his car is towed, followed by the chase. Scene probably would've been about 1/3 the time and been funnier.
tfw you suddenly realise the problem with new Simpsons (and with Family Guy) is that they stretch every joke out. I was watching another clip just now - from season 8 - where there were two gags almost overlapping cause the writers had so many to fit into each episode.
Exactly my thought, too! Old simpsons would have had him say, ‘I ain’t sayin nothin’ then a pause with a truck driving by with the car in the back of it, without a reaction.
It's ironic that the only reason they even had Johnny tightlips in consideration for being the person who squealed is because Johnny absolutely refused to say anything, even to vindicate himself. The man wouldn't even say he didn't do it. 😮 😅
Johnny Tightlips is based on real life gangster Frank “Tight Lips” Gusenberg who was shot 14 times in The St Valentine’s Day Massacre. When asked who shot him, his dying words were “Nobody shot me.”
"Hey Johnny Tightlips. You should come to my birthday party. There will be women, wine, Batman, and ...." "Batman!!! I ain't messing with no Cape Crusader!!" Runs to the hills
"Maybe it is, maybe i am, maybe you did or maybe its not and im not and you didnt. But you didnt hear this, that or the other thing.... or maybe you did."
Frank Gusenberg, the basis for Johnny, was not known as Tight Lips during his life. The name was only applied retroactively, purely because he denied being shot despite having been riddled with bullets.
'Welcome to [restaurant], can i take your order?' "yeah, maybe you can maybe you cant" '...what do you want, sir?' "maybe im here for food...maybe im here for the scenery" '...' "..." 'have you seen our Specials menu today?' "i see a lot of things" (Johnny TightLips was later found dead, by starvation)
"I have learned that someone in this room is a squealer" "we've narrowed it down to either; Johnny Tightlips or Frankie the Squealer" "Ok, it's me. I can't help it! I just like squealin'!" Love that one.
Crazy to watch the character go from a single fantastic gag to a wider series of less funny gags. Definitely feels like watching Simpsons devolve in real time.
The HD scenes are intriguing, you'd think with the lower quality writers they would just have him say 'I aint sayin nothing' over and over again, but they actually had him blurt stuff out as if he was a generic gangster, as if they had never seen the character before, while still on the side sometimes maintaining his gimmick
There's a lot of work that goes into animation, even when it's outsourced to countries where it's generally cheaper to produce, there's writing, storyboarding, voice, music and audio recording, marketing and syndication
I was putting together a puzzle that had every Simpsons character on it. And all I could think when I saw Johnny Tightlips was his voice "tell him to go suck a lemon,".
"maybe it is maybe I am maybe you did well maybe it's not and I'm not and you didn't but you didn't hear this that or the other thing or maybe you did- HEY MY GRANNY'S IN THERE"
I ain’t saying nothing!
But what do I tell the doctor?
@@Its_Charlie_Young tell'im to go suck a lemon.🔫😑
He ain't saying nothing
Then i ain't telling you nothin'!
You talk too much...
“Johnny tight lips do you see the shooter?”
“I see a lot of things”
😂😂
"You know, you could be a little more helpful"
*eyes dart left and right*
So Johnny tight lips, how's your mother?
Who says I have a mother?
🤐
What a fat insult
I feel like this is exactly why they keep the squealer.
"Which scene with Johny Tightlips is your favorite?"
"I ain't saying nothing"
Who said I seen a scene? Maybe I did maybe I didn't.
I got some favorties but I aint saying.
Who said I like Johnny Tightlips? Maybe I do, maybe I don't. I don't know, who knows honestly?
who's to say johnny tightlips is even real? i ain't see'em.
Ah jeez, who said I had a favourite?
His granny could've let the tow-truck guys know she was in there. But she wasn't sayin' nothin'.
Blah D. Blah
ha
Aww, even Johnny broke when his granny was towed. I bet granny's gonna whoop Johnny's ass for that. Not for the towing, but for the squealing.
@@Losrandir Granny tightlips: what did I tell you about squealing?! *said while smacking Johnny around*
BEST COMMENT EVER!
-Phoenix
Comic Book Guy: "AHEM!"
Me: "THAT'S PARODY ON WORDS COMIC BOOK GUY!, YOU DON'T OWN THAT!"
Comic Book Guy: "Worst, comeback EVER!"
-Comic book guy
Me: "actually, I'm writing it so..."
-Phoenix
Comic Book Guy :"Doh!"
Homer: "HEY shut up!"
-Homer Simpson
@@hellfighter496 is that a trick question? Because if Johnny says "but granny, you ain't tell me nuttin'"
Or would tight lips reply "I ain't sayin nuttin'" ?
Its funny the fact that his birthname is Giovanni Silencio
Jizn Vizn and the bully ‘Dolph’s’ real name is Dolphin Starbeam
Jizn Vizn “Silencio” just mean “silent” in spanish. That’s actually an error because all the Springfield’s mafia is from Italy and in italian silent is spelled “Silenzio” with the “Z”. That was probably made because the word silenzio would have been hard to be pronunciated if you don’t know any italian
@@leo7650 or maybe the guy at the TV station spelled it wrong lol
That word isn't Italian, silenzio is a different world .
@@MzuMzu-nx1em I'm from Italy... It is an italian word 100%. I don't know if it use even in the english dictionary but it can be because it actually came from the latin silentium and a lot of English words came from Latin (data, media, video...)
0:40 “Johnny Tightlips Where they hit ya?”
“I ain’t saying Nothin”
“What do I tell the Doctor?”
“Tell him to suck a Lemon” 😂😂😂😂😂
Best one IMO 😂😂😂
One of the guys shot up in the valentine's day massacre lived long enough to be taken to the hospital. When the police interviewed him he held to the code of silence denying that anything illegal had happened to him even as he died from several dozen machine gun bullet wounds.
Truth is stranger than fiction sometimes.
My favourite quote, right after "go f*** yourself"
The Mafia shoots a porn movie at Homer´s house, and Johny Tightlips gives away its title "Lemony lick it"
That lines hilarious
He was shot twice, had his own property, life, and family members threatened, and through it all still never spilled. What a legend.
@@viktorm3840Not a fuckin' peep
@@viktorm3840I compromised
I like Simpsons compilations like this, because while you see the Animation quality gradually improve, you see the comedy slowly degrade
true :)
@@parappatheconstipatedmaggo209 You can see the entire problem with the Simpsons now in this video - he goes from very quick soundbites to that lengthy restaurant thing, which should have been a snappy few seconds in length, but instead went on and on. They'd never have kept that in the best years as the whole show was just joke after joke squashed in. Now they bloat the jokes so much to fill up the time.
I think the Simpsons ironically mimicked the Poochy Episode.
Yeah the Simpsons really went downhill once the seasons got up past 11. Now it is just non-sense that passes time. Same thing happened to Family Guy. Both shows went on a political agenda, lost their edge, and got horrible writing.
T_T it hurts because its true
"tell me why I shouldn't kill you right now"
*"Theres a great one, but you'll never get it out of me"*
No lie that's the coldest way to go out
Probably one of the best modern simpson jokes
Me vs The school shooter
@@Yomasi Looks like I have to explain the joke.
You see, the joke I made was poking fun at my high functioning depression . Because of this, my will to live is at a minimum. So when I say "Me vs The school shooter" it's meant to insinuate that I indeed desire death and therefore do not wish to give a reason for said shooter to spare me.
@Buddy lmao
He lost his tan over the years.
Alexis P Maybe it’s maybelline, maybe it isn’t. He’ll never tell.
Maybe I bin to a tannin' salon, maybe I ain't.
Woah woah who says it was tan?
Could be, but he ain’t saying nothin’!
Smithers used to be black with blue hair
“You are a hybrid half idiot half moron.” Omg that one absolutely slayed me. 😂
LMAO i thought he said "half guinea half moron"
Donny Money I mean, it would be an insulting way to imply Louie’s heritage if he is actually Italian!
@@aerozed95 :|
piss poor joke. The early stuff was magnitudes better.
"Wow wow where did that come from"
I'm sad that they got rid of his tan. Gave him a bit of distinction in the group and made him have that sicilian thing going.
As a Sicilian, I agree. Or maybe I don't. You can't prove nothin'.
I was in Boca the whole time.
@@chenzenzo who says you where in Boca?
@@orelez1518 nobody...
Inside response would be “woah, hey, who said I had a tan.”
that man is a loyal
Loyal to a fault
He's not loyal, he doesn't even tell his own people anything.
Loyal to the cause, even if it's at his expense
a loyal... what?
Loyle to his capo
Johnny TightLips was my favourite character on the show. I wish they'd done more with him.
Granny Tightlips never had the makings of a varsity athlete.
Yeah, but honestly I’m still satisfied with how the Johnny Egg plotline they went with instead turned out.
They tried to get Him more lines but.... well you know
For me is Lionel Hutz. You don't want that man to defend you in court. 😂
@@sethiddings7293 Whateva happened there?
That last one felt more like a Family Guy joke in how it was paced and framed.
Exactly how I felt
It definitely felt dragged out. Earlier Simpsons probably woulda had him say "I ain't saying anything to you" after he gets told his car is towed, followed by the chase. Scene probably would've been about 1/3 the time and been funnier.
tfw you suddenly realise the problem with new Simpsons (and with Family Guy) is that they stretch every joke out. I was watching another clip just now - from season 8 - where there were two gags almost overlapping cause the writers had so many to fit into each episode.
Its sad because it had potential to be funny
Exactly my thought, too! Old simpsons would have had him say, ‘I ain’t sayin nothin’ then a pause with a truck driving by with the car in the back of it, without a reaction.
It's ironic that the only reason they even had Johnny tightlips in consideration for being the person who squealed is because Johnny absolutely refused to say anything, even to vindicate himself.
The man wouldn't even say he didn't do it. 😮 😅
His biggest weakness is bullets and batman.
@@callmemoxxieBecause batman beats them to near death before he interrogates them. Lol
@@callmemoxxie Maybe Batman was the only one who broke his tight lips
Ahh He snitched on his Granny's whereabouts!
You didn't hear nothin
He didn't say nothin', so go suck a lemon! :P
Ooh-wee, who says he has a granny?
Nobody said nuthin'!
Maybe he did, or maybe he didn't, but you didn't hear it, or maybe you did
Someone has been squealing. We've narrowed it down to Johnny Tightlips or Frankie the Squealer
I honestly still think Tightlips did it
No one:
Frankie the Squealer: “hey, did you know Fat Tony’s real name is Marion?”
Louie: “You just don’t get it do ya?”
How is the Squealer still alive?
I still say Johnny Tight Lips was only a suspect because he refused to say if he was a squealer or not
@@nickmalachai2227 Maybe I am, maybe I ain't.
I love how even smaller characters like Johnny Tight Lips have their own shinning moments
You mean "shining."
@@butareyoureally1868 SH!!! You wanna get suuued?
@@butareyoureally1868You want to get sued?
"What should I tell the doctor?"
"Tell im to suck a lemon!" 🤣
Johnny Tightlips is based on real life gangster Frank “Tight Lips” Gusenberg who was shot 14 times in The St Valentine’s Day Massacre. When asked who shot him, his dying words were “Nobody shot me.”
Count Dankula gang?
This is the most underrated character ever. So hilarious!
Maybe he is, maybe he isnt.
"Hey Johnny Tightlips. You should come to my birthday party. There will be women, wine, Batman, and ...."
"Batman!!! I ain't messing with no Cape Crusader!!"
Runs to the hills
“Tell him to go suck a lemon”
That part got me 😂
"Hey, my granny's in there!"
"Oh, sorry mister, I didn't see your grandma in there."
"Hey hey hey, who told you I got a granny?"
"you . squealed ."
@@MarcioSilva-fk1hq granny tightlips: *hears that he squealed* did you learn nothing from the last time you squealed?! *begins beating Johnny*
@@hellfighter496 Johnny Tightlips: "maybe I did maybe I didn't "
Lol
*What could've been...*
"Give me one reason why i shouldnt kill you right now"
"Theres a great one, but youll never get it outta me!"
His swagger in the first scene always cracked me up
One of the most underrated Simpson’s characters.
"Tell him to suck a lemon" always gets me! 😂
That and "Oh wee, who says I got a mother".
"Maybe it is, maybe i am, maybe you did or maybe its not and im not and you didnt. But you didnt hear this, that or the other thing.... or maybe you did."
"Hey, my granny's in there!"
😂😂😂😂 nice profile pic btw.
I disliked the newer scenes because they removed the stoicism from his character. Made him another "Italian buffoon".
Do you see the shooter
I see a lotta things
That kills me every time
0:02 Christopher, Silvio, and Paulie
He's not the kinda character you can over-use. I'm glad he appeared on only a handful of scenes, so whenever you see him it stays funny.
"we've narrowed it down to Johnny tightlips and Frankie the squealer"
I love that Johnny Tightlips' proper name is Giovanni Silencio. That's brilliant. Joe Mantegna must've suggested that
except it should be spelt Silenzio
I’ve never noticed but the guys Johnny tight lips walks up at the beginning are the crew from the Sopranos
you must've been at the top of your clalss
Fat Tony's car in the batman scene is also the same as Tony's Suburban
"Cassidy is crying."
"Hope you feel proud of yourself."
"Quesadilla is a girl's name now?"
😂
Johnny Tight Lips is truly the voice of a generation.
“Cassidy’s a girls name now..??” 😂😂
I feel like they lost what made him a good character. He needs the short sentences, not long explanations as to why he isn't saying anything.
Agreed. First prize.
Eh, maybe they did maybe they didn’t
1:03 XD THAT WAS HYSTERICAL!!! HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS?!?!?!
I know it's so good!
Lmao
“You know, you could be a little more helpful”
true words spoken
Frank Gusenberg, the basis for Johnny, was not known as Tight Lips during his life. The name was only applied retroactively, purely because he denied being shot despite having been riddled with bullets.
'Welcome to [restaurant], can i take your order?'
"yeah, maybe you can maybe you cant"
'...what do you want, sir?'
"maybe im here for food...maybe im here for the scenery"
'...'
"..."
'have you seen our Specials menu today?'
"i see a lot of things"
(Johnny TightLips was later found dead, by starvation)
LMAO!!!
Lol
"I see a lot of things" lmao
"who says I have a mother"
"hey my granny is in there"
Adopted? Whose to say
'Can you see the shooter'.
'I see a lot of things'
'You know, you could be a little more helpful' 😀
“There’s a great one
BUT YOULL NEVER GET IT OUTTA ME”
Lmao
Johnny tightlips is reverse flanderization. Instead on trait becoming more absurdly quiet over time, he becomes more talkative as seasons progress.
Have I seen The Simpsons?
I see a lot of things.
Joey “Tight Lips” Merlino😂😂
"oh Johnny tightlips, where did they hit you?"
"I ain't saying nothing" 😂😂
Batman is the only one that can make him talk
Batman doesn’t stand a chance.
Joker: "Batman has no jurisdiction. He'll find him and make him squeal. I know squealers when I see them, and..."
They look like Frankie The Squealer.
@Reality oh bummer
only on tuesday
lol i love him. So bad that he hasn’t more scenes
Nah I like that he only comes up occasionally. Stops the character from becoming boring through overuse.
i would watch a whole show with just the simpsons mobsters LOOL
"I have learned that someone in this room is a squealer"
"we've narrowed it down to either; Johnny Tightlips or Frankie the Squealer"
"Ok, it's me. I can't help it! I just like squealin'!"
Love that one.
0:45 Best thing I’ve ever seen Johnny Tightlips in🤣🤣🤣
"Johnny Tightlips. Where do you wanna go for dinner?"
"I ain't sayin nothin"
Johnny tightlips is my spirit animal.
Love that license plate ZERO2SAY 🔥🔥
So, Dankula mentioned this guy in his video for 5 seconds, and next thing I know, UA-cam recommends me this video.
Fukken algorithm
Interesting. I wonder how many more of us will turn up?
@@DottoreDellaPeste You can count another one now
01:40
License plate "0 2say"
That's hilarious
Is it though. IS IT
@@gorginhanson
Zero to say from johnny tight lips., YES., hilarious
Johnny Tightlips is one of the best bit characters in The Simpsons.
He rarely speaks but when he does its always funny
"I see a lot of things...."
Jesus where did that hybrid comment come from, what an angry man.
He just hates it when people say "hi-bred", it's hybrid. Me too. Scratch that. I ain't giving you my opinion on it.
Working with Louie would piss off anyone
He's bottling things inside him.
WHOA! Where did that come from? *WHOA!*
There's a very good explanation for that, but he ain't sayin nothin!
I just noticed that part of the Jersey muscle is Tony Sirico, who played Paulie Gualtieri in the Sopranos
Crazy to watch the character go from a single fantastic gag to a wider series of less funny gags. Definitely feels like watching Simpsons devolve in real time.
I disagree, I think all his appearances were funny because they were used sparingly.
The HD scenes are intriguing, you'd think with the lower quality writers they would just have him say 'I aint sayin nothing' over and over again, but they actually had him blurt stuff out as if he was a generic gangster, as if they had never seen the character before, while still on the side sometimes maintaining his gimmick
My spirit animal
Johnny Tightlips had the makings of a varsity athlete.
Go shit in your hat 🎩
It's very cinematic.
@@wailnshredThe sacred and the propane
There's a lot of work that goes into animation, even when it's outsourced to countries where it's generally cheaper to produce, there's writing, storyboarding, voice, music and audio recording, marketing and syndication
Lmfao!!!! Johnny tightlips is hilarious!!!!
This man doesn't fold 🤣💯
Sir you the only one here 😂😂😂
the license plate 0 to say🤣🤣
Johnny Tightlips respects Batman for his commitment to the secret identity. Game recognize game
I love the simpsons portrayal of the mob. Comedy gold
I was putting together a puzzle that had every Simpsons character on it. And all I could think when I saw Johnny Tightlips was his voice "tell him to go suck a lemon,".
He is a stand up guy, a true gangsta who takes his oath seriously
1:37 in Italian, it's "Silenzio".
I freakin' love Johnny TighLips 🤣🤣
I heard his sister Jenny Tight Lips is a lot of fun.
Who says he has a sister
@@redsatoshiketchum9229 - their mother, Mama Tulip Tight Lips.
@@emptyhand777 Who says he has a mother
@@redsatoshiketchum9229 - Biology.
@@emptyhand777 Who says he has biology
Hank Azaria does a good Rodney Dangerfield impression
"maybe it is maybe I am maybe you did well maybe it's not and I'm not and you didn't but you didn't hear this that or the other thing or maybe you did- HEY MY GRANNY'S IN THERE"
Giovanni Silencio 😂🤣
Why did you order the clips this way? Should have started with the Frankie the Squealer clip to give context for the others.
Johnny titelips where did he hit you '' I ain't saying nothing '' what will I say to the doctor '' tell him to suck a lemon '' 😂😂😂 priceless
0:04 i love that pronunciation and of jersey into “joisy”
One of my favourite characters despite having such a tiny amount of appearances
Stops running and comes back “or maybe my granny isn’t. Maybe I don’t even have a granny. I ain’t saying nothing”
Johnny tightlips is awesome
Johnny tight lips changed colour over the years
Johnny was a real one 🤣🤣🤣
Johnny tightslips is Carmen Senior. 😂😂😂
You know, they probably never would've found out it was Frankie the Squealer if he hadn't squealed.
I love the sopranos reference they made.
he deserves his own spin off
Still no word on that...
They ain't saying nothing.
I like how the mobsters in The Simpsons live up to their nicknames.
The keeper of the Wi-Fi password
He knew Batman would get the info outta him 😂