Payday 2 - Medic Bulldozer Quotes
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2017
- Only uploading cause of that one guy who wouldn't stop asking me on every video. You know who you are :c
"You'll never guess who went to med school. Cause I didn't!"
"Good news, free healthcare! Bad news, I'm your doctor"
Ok I have to admit these are fucking awesome and may make me actually play some Crime Sprees.
Uploaded all of the quotes (original .wav files) to MEGA: mega.nz/file/2MtXwBYY#z9YGEky... - Ігри
![Payday 2: Hoxton Breakout / PD2 Live Action [Full Movie]](/img/n.gif)
Should say off with two f's in the video text, but can't be bothered to re-upload and fix.
Also uploaded all of the Medic Dozer quotes:
mega.nz/file/2MtXwBYY#z9YGEkyPiNp2oTRFUI1TSQOZr-Y94Bvjn-dj9bkvsh0
Stop asking me to upload the Minigun Dozer's quotes. I would, IF HE HAD ANY! ;(
Hoxtilicious what’s this? Some kind of mutator or a mod?
The Amazing Spider Wuss no. Its something... Else.
Neither, an addition from Update 149 to Crime Sprees. Long story short, in Crime Sprees you can get loud modifiers which allow both Minigun & Medic Bulldozers to spawn. They brought the voice actor in to record some medic lines solely for this which was awesome and unexpected.
Hoxtilicious truly unexpected.....considering how Wolf is still missing his lines.
I found a guy that made the cops be random enemies from each difficulty and map it included both of the crime spree dozers
he sounds like he's carrying the entire team
Sounds like every silver in r6
To be fair, Medic Bulldozer IS a tanky medic, allowing carrying
Is like in any LoL or WoW kind of game where the healer had enough of their team
tupe 12 he is
TF2 Medic in a nutshell
"GOOD NEWS, FREE HEALTHCARE, BAD NEWS, IM YOUR DOCTOR!"
Favorite quote in any game
Please don't kill me
1:10
Owozer
Pre-20th century medicine in a nutshell.
A doctor to rival TF2's medic
0:19 perfect alarm
Added a link for it in the pinned comment.
Someone make a earrape version already!
@@megakakero590 yes
nice profile picture, that song is great
WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY
"You'd never guess I went to med school. Cause I didn't!"
I guess people at Overkill seen how some people were wondering how dozer passed a medical school.
@Magnus Von Braun Medic has a medical license. He just lost it.
I wonder how i passed middle school
@@RangerTroll he lost it, cuz he stole a skeleton from a human, that was still alive, btw
Well he passed becouse he had a Saiga
I think he shot his professor at medical school and said “Fuck this class” as he proceeded to leave with a white and red reinforced bomb suit, helmet, a M249, and joined the police force and lied he went to medical school
This Actor is fantastic.
Yep, Dr Eggman is awesome.
It's not Mike Pollock. It's PJ Stoppleworth.
Naoutit You are so kind. Thank you!
ZeroCreativity yep, it me
He is the next Seargent Arch Dornan.
HE HAS INSPIRE, RUN
Broseph Stalin xD
lol
Nah he is more of a Bulldozer with Upper skill aced...
ITS JUST A LIIIIIIIIIIITLE BLOOD!
*WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY!*
I expected the Medic Dozer to be sane like the actual medic
I was wrong
Its a fuck dozer nuff said
I think they just gave the normal dozer a bunch of morphine and basic stabbing practice.
Beautiful name and pfp
“TWO WORDS, GET. THE. FUCK. UP!”
I ruined the 420 likes
0:12 We've come full circle
1:24
A heister and a Medic Dozer just standing at either side of a hostage
"GET THE FUCK DOWN"
"GET THE FUCK UP"
Tbh I'd listen to the dozer I don't wanna get punched
1:10 "good news. Free heathcare. Bad news. Im your doctor" something you never want to hear from a fucking EOD
yep
True.
XD true
Hell nah I don't want to get my artery on my ass hotwired by that guy 💀
What's an EoD?
1:10 GOOD NEWS, FREE HEALTHCARE! BAD NEWS, IM YOUR DOCTOR!
Read this as I heard it
Oh ur theseal27 from notoriety wiki who got blocked
@@Evil_inc wait the lego version of payday 2?
Notoriety?
@@kazuma8486 yeah, the trash version that I used to play when I didn't own payday 2
good times, but when I used to play the drills were broken in that game, so investing on drill related skills was useless
I honestly would've preferred Stock medic lines but voiced by the dozer, just hearing him yell "WHO'S GOT A BOOBOO?!" would complete my life.
I'm here, AND I BROUGHT DRUGS
Now all we need is a cloaker speaking like a bulldozer.
@@explodoboyv2 "You wanted me back, SO I'M BACK BABY!"
*last words the criminals heard before dying to a cloaker bulldozer that spawn behins them*
@@Sir_Bucket Honestly it would probably be a Tazer Cloaker if they added a special variant like that, you get stunned before getting dropped kicked
@@Predator20357 "After this we'll try the car battery!"
"Bad news: I'm your doctor."
"You'd never guess I went to medical school. I didn't!"
this guy is real confidence inspiring
That’s how the inspire works
When the Dozer decided to run Inspire Aced
dear god you're a bloody genius.
I have very bad new roblox Medic is noenyour doctor
It works perfectly cause you’d rather get up on you broken bones rather than suffer the “treatment” a dozer with red and white spray painted ballistic armor to look like a medic would give you
“Two words: Get the fuck up!”
Absolutely my favorite line in the game.
Did he learn how to do that from Chains?
0:07
When you're a Medic Dozer and a Cloaker is begging for morphine...
Cloaker: Can I get some morphine, I got shot a lot
Med dozer: 1:32
0:47
"THOSE CLOWNS ARE LAUGHIN AT YA"
considering the times where me and friends absolutely violated swat units with the worst shit ever (spoons, 360 no-scopes, etc.), this hits way too close to home
Remember your masks is kinda patriotic clown
>medic bulldozer
What's next bulldozer cloaker?
Oh god no
Taser with Electric Shield
-Get melee with Shield or being in contact gives the same result as Taser gun
-Health of Taser
-Still cannot block Explosive or AP round
Regular Cops Armed with Shield
-SWAT shield should work
-Has double HP of Normal Cops
Murkywater Sharpshooter
-Armed with Mosin,Share the similar trait as ZEAL Quickscoper
KNOCK KNOCK! ITS A MOTHERFUCKING KICK!
You should be more afraid of the Minigun Dozer
+ncce "Overdozed"
shield dozers!!!
wait...
Medics from random games
HL2 Rebel Medic: weak but useful
Overwatch Mercy: We don’t talk about her.
TF2 Medic: German psychopath
Doc: Doc
Squad Medic: Carries the entire team when nobody asked
doctor sex: doctor sex
HL: OpFor HECU Medic: useless 90% of the time
HL2 Healing station: just vibin on a w- MMM OH YES HARDER FREEMAN I’VE BEEN A BAD HEALER
Payday 2 Medic: nice and calm guy that doesn’t sound like he screamed so loud he lost his voice
Medic Dozer: RESULTS ARE BACK! YOU’RE A B I T C H !
0:07 I will be pissed if doctor gonna give me that results.
lmfao
Sr. Pelo would also think you're a bitch.
@@TheBreakingBenny I'm a clever BETCH
If you get mad at that, the diagnosis is correct
Results are back...you’reeeee a bitch!
He sounds like that one toxic mic screaming guy in a competitive game
... but actually good
Yea
When support mains get angry.
This is what it sounds like when a tank player has to play medic to a shit team
Every time I play in a public game.
Me when you the heavy team is full and nobody is playing medic
When the medic has to carry the team:
Me: * shoot an RPG against the face of a unit
*
Medicdozer: "Its JUST A Little Blood"
Unit: * Stand up and continue shooting *
Me: I AM A JOKE FOR YOU?
That one cloaker thats behind you: Yes. *cloaker noises* BELELELELELELELELELE *downed*
1:04 He said "You're not gonna be pretty but, there wasn't much to start with!"
I cant tell if he means there wasnt much left of you or your just fuckin ugly
either way is good
is he a medic or a fucking dick and doing emotional damage
This strikes me like a tank main being forced to play support so he makes sure to trash talk as much as possible
And he is actually good with support
the paladin when they actually have to use the healing magic they have
Medic: "Its just a little blood"
Gensec officer bleeding: *Is missing two arms and two legs but is still alive*
Medic: "oh and i never went to medschool"
missing two arms and two legs but is still alive because of him having 10 hp left (payday 2 logic)
@@applereborn2234 is filled with thousands of bullet holes and is being beaten to death by a bulldozer
"Hehe whiskey go slurp"
Fuck
0:06 if I was a police officer getting clapped by a bunch of dudes in clown masks, and then my own teammate said that to me, I would just cry on the spot.
That's the best line, period
0:16 Accurate
0:19 WAKY WAKY LITTLE BABY
somegamer5000 how about 25
My first somewhat popular and totally uncopied comment! :3
theseal27 from notoriety wiki yeah sad u got blocked
This is how I wake up my little sister for school.
0:12 better than houston
I know right
I love how basically all of the voice lines is just the bulldozer being an asshole to everyone.
Ego 100%
Badassery 100%
Friends 2
My take on how the M. Dozer was born:
A swat passed Bulldozer training, but decided that he wanted to give people support. Instead of normally passing medical training, he just pointed his Reinfeld at the Admins of the training session and got a certificate. The FBI/SWAT/GENSEC were surprised with his performance, and decided to make a new type of Bulldozer, mixed with a Medic. The Medic Dozer.
That... Honesting sound reasonable all things considered.
He also disguised himself as a clown for a little while and got inspired Ace to make sure he’s extremely believable because he’s actually healing (make them push with the pain) The other cops because he’s “healing them“ by just yelling at them to get the F up
Malingering down 66%
Holy shit these lines are perfect. They are medic lines but they have the bulldozers ego written all over it
1:10 "Good news, free healthcare. Bad news, I'm your doctor."
I love that doctor says get the fuck up
crazycrash 245 he doesn't have a doctor license
Bulldozer: Fuckboy In EOD
Medic: Happy Anime Protagonist
Medic Bulldozer: Anime Fuckboy *without* Medical license but still managed to sign up because he's an Anime protagonist
*without*
He doesn't have a medical license
Only the role of doctor
Doctor Zed from Borderlands?
Medic from TF2? Is that you?
More like Medic: Shower Bitch
MedicDozer: The guy who makes the medic drop the soap
0:16 - "They've given you a whooping, you gonna take it?"
0:36 - "One morphine enema coming up!"
0:56 - "Dose of 'Get the fuck up' oughta fix ya!"
1:05 - "You're not gonna be pretty, but there wasn't much to start with!"
1:24 - "Nearly stepped on ya down there! Get up!"
0:28 “Fight the Pain! Fight the Clowns!”
Dozer: Egotist
Medic: Nice boi
Medic dozer: Drillsergeant
The Dozer found the funny powder in the evidence locker and started to do Medic impressions
"The results are in! Your a BITCH" Yep thats a Dozer who is a medic too.
Medic's meany counterpart
meany? more like fucking manly ... *BITCH*
Medics are the guys who picks up the soap in the shower.
Medic dozer is the one who makes the medic drop the soap
Medic's older and roided up brother.
Ye
This is the police's version of inspire
Medic: An interesting, supportive character in PAYDAY 2 that aims to help his allies and inspire his teammates to attack the PAYDAY gang
Medic dozer: Your average high school bully except he heals you and revives you
Normal Medic: actual medicine
Medic dozer: stole the clowns inspired Ace
I think the TF2 medic is more sane
@@issacpack2295they're about equel, which says a lot about the med-dozer's sanity.
@@MrMoron-qn5rx yep
@@thedbdentity2102More like Medic got Inspire so he can use First Aid Kits/Medic Bags, and Medic Dozer got Inspire and ended up wasting his skill points on the Ammo Specialist tree.
medic bulldozer: "RESULTS ARE BACK, AND THEY SAY YOUR BITCH!"
Medic: "these guys are going down!"
Cant even tell the difference
Someone made a voice mod pack of the Bulldozer in X-Com 2 and I had a Med-Dozer in Gears of War Onyx armor. It was one of my favorite playthroughs of the game. Who knew that a screaming bulldozer would become one of the saviors of humanity.
This comment is everything I need lol
Sounds like a dozer who’s just been told they’re short one medic and has to fill in for him
ah yes joe has decided to take a week off its your job to fill in for him
Imagine 4 of these guys spawning at once... Then just healing each other constantly...
Infinite power source
Woman: gets abused
Society: OMG WE GOTTA HELP HER!!!
Man: gets abused
Society: Diagnosis: *You’re fine!* Back in the fight!
Cry about it later
More like: Results are back, *you're a bitch*
wE lIvE iN a SoCiEtY
"Cry about it later!"
nice
Lol cops don’t have inspire-
0:11
Oh no
A dozer has inspire
0:19 its like the sound you hear when a cloaker spawns but *FO* dozer
When the cops are starting to yell 'GET THE FUCK UP' you know that they're evolving.
Gives a new meaning to good cop and "bad cop"
Medic Dozer A.K.A. Medic players that snapped.
"Stapled your guts back in. Get fightin'!"
0:44 I love this line so much
I’m sure they added more dozer variants just cause the voice actor wanted to do more lines for fun lmao
Good news! Free healthcare!
Bad news, I'm your doctor
imagine having medic bulldozer as your school nurse
0:19 WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABAY!!! - Medic Bulldozer
Being support on paper: Medic voice lines
Being support in practice: Medic Dozer voice lines
Basically you’re already sick of all your team’s shit once you’re able to heal them
As I'm once a support main, I can relate.
Every time I play medic in TF2 or Squad I feel like the medic dozer.
“WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? COVER ME WHILE I STAPLE YOUR GODAMN HEAD BACK TOGETHER, MORON!”
I want this for normal dozers
Nauotit ur wish came true
0:57 is just something that always works
We need the medic dozer as a part of the payday gang.
i think you could legit make a character pack out of all the dozers voice lines
he has plenty of screaming dozer
he has plenty of insults for the other specials
medic dozer lines for inspire
and he possibly has more character than the rest of the specials combined
Good news free health care!
Bad news I'm your doctor
At least he knows
"No nurses, No amulets. Just me!"
That hits so hard, I love it
Every medic in any game’s competitive scene lol. Especially tf2
He sounds like a regular bulldozer just painted red
Normal Medic: you will be ok, this no place to die.
Medic Bulldozer: GET THE FUCK UP
The PE teacher administering first aid to the kid who got hurt:
I like how medidozer isnt a sociopathic bastard, hes just an absolute asshole, but still cracks a joke here and there maybe to other dozers and special classes
The perfect mix of the professionalism of the medic and the taunting of the dozer
I love how you can tell in some lines he's healing his teammates by using Inspire, the constant screaming is perfect
He sounds like Trevor from GTA 5 in a Bulldozer Suit and talks like him lmao.
Thank you for that visual.
True!
3 years ago
Trevor was so good in the police force he got promoted to an elete bulldozer.
@@m.v.r752 3 years ago
0:36
"One morphine enema coming right up!"
Oh god
"You'll never guess I went to med school! Because I didn't!"
Gotta respect the people who voiced these, as these are gold!
You made my day. And I had a great script - I did a few improv’ed lines but they were an extension of how clearly the character was already defined
I can imagine this man standing over me and doing a think mark think on me
“WAKEY, WAKEY, LITTLE BABY!!!”
Passive aggresive healer
when you play support to much
I was waiting him to say “WHY WERENT YOU AT ELF PRACTICE”
Why do I feel like he is suddenly going to yell at me for losing my power armor?
I didn't even know this was a thing. Thanks Hoxtilicious for this blessing...
This is how playing medic in Battlefield 1 feels.
"Results are back You're a bitch" lmfao that's hilarious
0:56 "A dose of GET THE FUCK UP OTTA FIX YA" best line to ever payday
This has inspired me to become the medic dozer and scream these lines
“Good news free health care
Bad news I’m your doctor”
LMFAO
So the Medic is an actual medic, whereas this guy only bought skill points just to Ace Inspire.
This is the embodiment of a RS:Seige Doc main that actually is equally focused on healing and killing.
0:03 - 0.05 0.18 - 0.29 best alarm
10:09: "Good news, free healthcare"
Also
"Bad news, I'm your doctor"
It's just a LITTLE BLOOD
"RESULTS ARE BACK, YOOOUUUR A BITCH! NOW GET UP!"
Funniest line i've ever heard in a while.
0:39 "TWO WORDS! GET. THE. FUCK. UP" god I love this idiot
“Two words! Get! The! Fuck! Up!!”
How is no one talking about this line?! It perfectly represents the US healthcare system!
That quote didn’t even cross my mind until I saw this. God I love the writing of bulldozer lines
Yep 100%
So this is Scout's big bro but graduated from medical university
(tf2)
yes
"You're not going to be pretty but it wasn't much to start with" - Medicdozer to a ZEAL policeman #2332
The Medic Dozer could make every other enemy, even captain winters. cry in the corner in fear
Its like when Bulldozer Learned Inspire with 80% Lesser Cooldown.
Tf2 medic mains be like: 1:17
These are beautiful
"Fight the pain, Fight the clowns"
Me in 2020: Broooooooo