Pee news - Peculiar Portions Podcast #55

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  • @niros9667
    @niros9667 2 роки тому +323

    Lewis literally looks 20 years younger with his new trim, looking fresh pal

    • @ArkonArchive
      @ArkonArchive 2 роки тому +5

      I second this

    • @nobodycares743
      @nobodycares743 2 роки тому +8

      He looks a bit like himself in the trials fusion challenge years ago

    • @hecticscone
      @hecticscone 2 роки тому +3

      the thom yorke effect

    • @airl10
      @airl10 2 роки тому

      It looks like one of his previous haircuts

    • @hiluke444
      @hiluke444 2 роки тому +1

      I literally came to the comments to say this exact same thing!

  • @pokerfandk
    @pokerfandk 2 роки тому +333

    Yum yum
    also, I love that Simon believes that his legacy will be: the diggy diggy hole man

    • @magiliangaming
      @magiliangaming 2 роки тому +12

      i dont think he realises that he brought it on himself xD

    • @ChuckHaney
      @ChuckHaney 2 роки тому +1

      Simon is the real star of yogscast. I think it's sad that Lewis can't figure that out.

    • @SoybeanGravy
      @SoybeanGravy 2 роки тому +15

      @@ChuckHaney oh no, Lewis knows this well. It’s the entire reason he started the Yogscast. I think it was an old podcast interview where he detailed that he started Yogscast to show people this absolute nut case that he had been playing WoW with (Simon) and that it just kinda took off from there

    • @Yasha277
      @Yasha277 2 роки тому

      It might not always be, but right now that is definitely his top legacy.

    • @jacobnorris8256
      @jacobnorris8256 2 роки тому +2

      @@ChuckHaney In case you're (wrongly) assuming this because Simon doesn't appear as much in videos anymore, and had a long period where he was nearly absent, that's Simon's personal choices and not Lewis disregarding him.

  • @AlexxAndHisGuitar
    @AlexxAndHisGuitar 2 роки тому +113

    Simon with the shaved head last time and Lewis with the haircut… they both look bloody good for lifetime gamers

  • @jackkamo5175
    @jackkamo5175 2 роки тому +135

    Lewis cut his hair about 5 minutes ago and he is already lecturing others about midlife crises.

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 2 роки тому +8

    Yum Yum.
    PISS NEWSSSS!
    Love how Simon made a "Diggy Diggy hole man" joke and is now fully embracing it!
    Someone: "Do you know who the Diggy Diggy Hole Man is?"
    Simon: "Well of course I know him. He's me."
    20:00 This is like every math question ever.... except with pee.
    "Pee is being wasted. That pee is gold!" - Simon Lane 2022.
    24:27 "Cause they haven't got ears. Corn has." Okay Simon, THAT was a cleverly inserted joke. SMOOTH! LMAO

  • @Marclinian
    @Marclinian 2 роки тому +29

    As someone doing an Astrophysics PhD, I can confirm Simon's description is accurate.

  • @zeeperry1576
    @zeeperry1576 2 роки тому +27

    "When a man reaches a certain age (44!), he finds himself transformed into a big boobed clown cat lady" Lewis "the haircut" Brindley

  • @SeriousBeard
    @SeriousBeard 2 роки тому +1

    Thanks for another amazing PP! You guys kill it every time with this Podcast.

  • @andrewrobinson4019
    @andrewrobinson4019 2 роки тому +19

    27:50
    Lewis: “I’m not sure where Zambia is…”
    Simon: “Shall we look it up?”
    Simon: *types into Google: ‘Zambia pernus’*

  • @BesaOMC
    @BesaOMC 2 роки тому +23

    The energy of this video is fabulous.
    Lewis is looking fantastic with his hair cut. He looks soooo much younger!
    I still love Simon’s shaved head look too.

  • @glisa3801
    @glisa3801 2 роки тому +18

    As someone with rather bad ibs this advice was very helpful thank you

  • @chrisjou42
    @chrisjou42 2 роки тому +17

    During the segment about plants having senses, some plants DO have rudimentary forms of vision.
    Look for the paper "Boquila trifoliolata mimics leaves of an artificial plastic host plant" if you're interested.

  • @ComXDude
    @ComXDude 2 роки тому +19

    3:13 And a stray cat also peed on his Amy Pond cardboard cutout, many years ago.
    Yum yum

  • @psychix1111
    @psychix1111 2 роки тому +22

    Getting back into the yogs. I am really loving this series (:

  • @greyforge27
    @greyforge27 2 роки тому +29

    That's Simon Lane! That's the Diggy Hole man!

  • @KyleDB150
    @KyleDB150 2 роки тому +9

    15:50 as a postgrad engineering/science student, I can confirm that jobs like these are mostly looking at numbers on computer screens, and then writing something and making ms word crash. Sometimes someone else who looked at numbers on a computer screen wrote code that converts your numbers to pretty pictures and graphs, which makes a nice change. :P

    • @MrV1604
      @MrV1604 2 роки тому +2

      That's why you use LaTeX, not Word :p

    • @KyleDB150
      @KyleDB150 2 роки тому +1

      @@MrV1604 I should've I know lol

  • @Chick3nluvver
    @Chick3nluvver 2 роки тому +71

    totally forgot Tom was a part of the first PP, I wish he came back

    • @Jugbot
      @Jugbot 2 роки тому +17

      Maybe a TOM & BEN special

    • @Orillion123456
      @Orillion123456 2 роки тому +1

      @@Jugbot Ah, yes - TOM&BEN's PP (they share one).

    • @RubelliteFae
      @RubelliteFae 2 роки тому +8

      Guess he didn't like the taste

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog 2 роки тому +51

    As a biologist, when Lewis started googling "dolphin p e n i s" I already started laughing before they even revealed the result, because I was anticipating his facial expression. 😁But yes, dolphins, whales and other Cetaceans are mammals; they have the same genitalia as humans (except the males keep their p**** hidden safely in a skin pouch when not in use), they breathe air (no gills, they're not fish!), their female have uteruses and give live birth and they nurture their young with milk.
    Female dolphins have two mammary slits on their underside, which each have an inverted nipple inside, and for the baby dolphin to suckle the mother had to open the slits first.
    Dolphin and whale mother's milk is among the most fatty and nourishing among mammals, as the babies need to grow a thick layer of fat quickly to be protected from the cold ocean water. Humans would not be able to digest that milk, it has way too much fat in it for our digestive tracts.

    • @desOOOm
      @desOOOm 2 роки тому +9

      Keep going.. mm

    • @kingkuma4112
      @kingkuma4112 2 роки тому

      @@desOOOm Username checks out

    • @totallycarbon2106
      @totallycarbon2106 2 роки тому

      So uhhh how much dolphin piss and / or milk have you tasted personally, as a biologist?

  • @proginfoalmondnut4148
    @proginfoalmondnut4148 2 роки тому

    YumYum just I had too! Been just listening to a bunch of your posts in reverse order slowly working back into history and laughing as I go. Your Peculiar Portions are a delicious treat to listen to while playing games, that require me to pause ever now and then to look at images. Thank you! Keep up the great work!

  • @MrAltheArtist
    @MrAltheArtist 2 роки тому +3

    15:38 I'm an astrophysicist and that is exactly what we do haha, feeling called out 😂

    • @MrV1604
      @MrV1604 2 роки тому

      Simon's background is astrophysics, so he should know

  • @djfuzzo1
    @djfuzzo1 2 роки тому +5

    we just need doctor simon clark in yog tower 24/7 to do nothing but answer science questions

  • @carthius
    @carthius 2 роки тому +46

    Lewis would be right about pee in water being like air to dolphins IF dolphins didnt breath air....

  • @JamieAubrey
    @JamieAubrey 2 роки тому +13

    Did Lewis stick his finger in a plug socket before filming this
    *Edit* YUM YUM

  • @Maedelrosen
    @Maedelrosen 2 роки тому +3

    25:50 Peevaporation and peecipitation

  • @docdragoon8095
    @docdragoon8095 2 роки тому +6

    I laughed so hard when Simon went to bad dragon. As someone who is a dragon I can approve

  • @ryanhutchison476
    @ryanhutchison476 2 роки тому +3

    Lewis with short hair again? I feel like the Old Yogscast is back! (Not that they ever left)

  • @2dumd2live
    @2dumd2live 2 роки тому +4

    What happened to Lewis' lustrous mane?

  • @DarkSnideoftheRainbow
    @DarkSnideoftheRainbow 2 роки тому +5

    Today I learned the Bank of Zambia should actually be located in Chad

  • @GretchenDawntreader
    @GretchenDawntreader 2 роки тому +8

    I am not sure the takeaway of the dolphin pee article is that dolphins are the only mammal that identifies by pee taste. Taste for them is like scent for land creatures, in fact in humans, smell and taste are very related senses. So a dolphin tasting for familiar pee is like a dog sniffing a tree for familiar pee. I don't see as it's such a remarkable thing, it's common in mammals they are just doing it their way because they are in water.

    • @GretchenDawntreader
      @GretchenDawntreader 2 роки тому +1

      Yum yum!

    • @DjDolHaus86
      @DjDolHaus86 2 роки тому

      Male giraffes headbutt females in the bladder to make them pee and then taste it to detect whether they are fertile

  • @MrDelferi123
    @MrDelferi123 2 роки тому +2

    As an astrophysicist I must correct Simon. I don't just sit in front of a computer and look at numbers! Sometimes I also look at pictures or graphs.

  • @strictlyformyninja
    @strictlyformyninja 2 роки тому +3

    Lewis has had quite the glow up over the years. He used to look like your basic nerd back in the minecraft days. He has drastically changed his appearance for the better. Looking good 👍

  • @Ixarus6713
    @Ixarus6713 2 роки тому +2

    We've really travelled back in time today lads!
    Great to see another great episode of PP! Peculiar Portion Pee News!
    PPP!!

  • @anthonyfletch
    @anthonyfletch 2 роки тому +2

    Lewis’ new haircut has had me so confused because he looks so young lol

  • @emi2276
    @emi2276 2 роки тому +1

    I'm so happy you brought bad dragon up 🤣

  • @baalrog887
    @baalrog887 2 роки тому

    "Can you do the accent?" YOU KNOW LEWIS THOUGHT ABOUT IT FOR A MOMENT! I mean, old yogscast wouldn't have even thought twice about doing it so good on them for learning

  • @MrZangetsu1997
    @MrZangetsu1997 2 роки тому +1

    In Australia, Proffessor's are higher than Doctors in Academia, but they're also *Required* to do so much research &/or teach classes in University as well in order to keep their Professorship if I'm not mistaken, the title of Professor is usually only given to those whom have demonstrated outstanding competence and academic leadership in research, teaching, and service as well as achieving international recognition of their scholarship, typically you'd start off as a Lecturer and as you progress you work your way up to Professor.

  • @spiderlilying
    @spiderlilying 2 роки тому +1

    not sure about lactose intolerance but I grew up with a dairy allergy and was lucky enough to see a specialist when I was about 10 and they basically prescribed me gradually increasing doses of milk in other drinks until I could drink a whole 250ml glass of standard milk (as opposed to boiled). so I've basically been "cured" of my allergy that way but if I go a long period of time without any milk in my diet the allergy does start to come back. Maybe that's what Simon was thinking of at 8:15

  • @artfulgamers4665
    @artfulgamers4665 2 роки тому

    Lewis's hair is back to normal! WOO. Good job, Lewis!!!

  • @FiaraGC
    @FiaraGC 2 роки тому +2

    Zambia, the land of fuckin badasses Lol

  • @midnightllama777
    @midnightllama777 2 роки тому +14

    Lewis' hair is looking good these days

  • @xxmarsterofyugiohxx
    @xxmarsterofyugiohxx 2 роки тому

    Awesome video as always, episode 54 is missing from the playlist however.

  • @charlesanderson9926
    @charlesanderson9926 2 роки тому

    Never stop making these.

  • @KuueenKumi
    @KuueenKumi 2 роки тому +1

    Ah, finally time has passed on PP, as Lewis's 3 week old haircut finally appears.

  • @g3ngar04
    @g3ngar04 2 роки тому +3

    PPgang!

  • @budjy1
    @budjy1 2 роки тому +1

    LEWISES HAIRRRRRR

  • @Retales
    @Retales Рік тому

    "Cuz they ain't got ears. ... Corn has!"

  • @capulcinka
    @capulcinka 2 роки тому

    i like how Lewis has different cup every recording, they must have really well stocked kitchen :D yum yum

  • @Meechree
    @Meechree 2 роки тому +1

    I missed short-hair lewis

  • @bmxdude1337
    @bmxdude1337 2 роки тому

    Huh, not as large as I thought it would be. LoL DisneyWorld, you mean SeaWorld?
    That professor is a quack.
    LoL those Africans would do something like that🤣
    *YUM YUM*

  • @JackPorter
    @JackPorter 9 місяців тому

    0:38 lyrics
    urine for a treat pp news pee-pee news on pp Simon's pp pee-pee news, not actually pee-pee butt pee piss yeah!

  • @maudrid
    @maudrid 2 роки тому +1

    That was the South African national anthem

  • @SeanKojin
    @SeanKojin 2 роки тому +3

    Could have gone with a Head of Cabbage Lewis...

  • @Balsiefen
    @Balsiefen 2 роки тому

    15:39 As an astrophysicist, I am shocked and appalled by this misrepresentation of our field.
    Actually we mostly sit at a computer looking at line graphs.
    And listening to yogs in the background of course.

  • @TeaSquiffy2
    @TeaSquiffy2 2 роки тому

    7:11
    A beautifully, well-made raspberry

  • @peter4210
    @peter4210 2 роки тому +1

    The US should take a tip from Zambia in dealing with terrorists

  • @ChaZcaTriX
    @ChaZcaTriX 2 роки тому

    20:25 Fun fact: in historical russian the word "goldsmith" meant the same as "nightman" in English.

  • @heyheyitsjae2475
    @heyheyitsjae2475 2 роки тому

    17:10 I'm gonna call a bit of bull on this one. Here in America we usually use "professor" for teachers university/college level and above. Just general teachers in K-12 grade school are never called "professor." The line might be a bit lower than Britain, but it's definitely not a synonym for "teacher."

  • @GretchenDawntreader
    @GretchenDawntreader 2 роки тому +1

    Simon, go watch some youtube archive of the show Flipper for reference, I think trying to channel your inner dolphin you got a pterodactyl instead :) Also LOL homeopathy.

    • @GretchenDawntreader
      @GretchenDawntreader 2 роки тому

      I watched a presentation on homeopathy at a folk festival once and I think British people would have described it as "bollocks." The person actually used the example that a certain plant's essence is good for bruises because it grows on rocky hills and if you fall on rocks you can get bruises so that makes the plant a good bruise medicine? Also the idea of more dilute potions being more potent is anti-rational. They are selling vials of distilled water and saying it's super-medicine because all that's left is the idea of the plant...may as well just practice voodoo. Actually voodoo is more dignified than homeopathy.

  • @Minimikeish
    @Minimikeish 2 роки тому +2

    Yum Yum Peculiar Portions

  • @skr776
    @skr776 2 роки тому

    Ok also on a side note ....
    The bamboo sticks in the background... Are they blue??
    Red??? Or am I having a stroke ? 🤔💭

  • @Sem5626
    @Sem5626 2 роки тому +1

    lewis finally not looking like a homeless hippy, looking good with those salt flicks as well

  • @alexjoeluke
    @alexjoeluke 2 роки тому +4

    Tisk tisk Lewis. You gave up on your hair. Sad times.

  • @SMlFFY85
    @SMlFFY85 2 роки тому

    If nothing else, I learned that Zambia's national anthem is the same tune as South Africa's.

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog 2 роки тому +1

    Excrements have been used for millenia as fertilizer. But you can overdo it... saturating the soil with too much urine and thus nitrogen will poison the ground water level and can also kill the plants from too much of a good thing; depending on species, some (i.e. stinging nettles) can tolerate high levels of nitrogen, some need the nitrogen and others dont: plants like legumes and clover have symbiotic bacteria on their roots which "fix" air nitrogen for them and accumulate it in the soil where the roots can pick it up, thus helping other neighboring plants as well.

  • @Tucker358
    @Tucker358 2 роки тому

    My company I used to work at, helped work on that dolphin study with Dr Jason Bruck! I used to be a marine mammal specialist and dolphins are the funniest research partners

  • @TheManicMole
    @TheManicMole 2 роки тому +1

    corn likes Korn got it

  • @guardiangarasu
    @guardiangarasu 2 роки тому +3

    How did you guys miss calling this Peecock news?

  • @knitterknerd
    @knitterknerd 2 роки тому

    That last headline could be reworded, "Bank Sexually Harasses Hacker." There's no good guy in this story.

  • @iamcatlegend
    @iamcatlegend 2 роки тому

    3:47 and yet, somehow, Simon is the stable one of the two.

  • @middlemonster
    @middlemonster 2 роки тому +1

    Lettuce and cabbages have heads.

  • @Tachii31
    @Tachii31 2 роки тому +1

    Damn marine biologists not solving climate change.

  • @wolfie5133
    @wolfie5133 2 роки тому

    HEAD of LETTUCE, Lewis! Head of Lettuce!!!

  • @Delaterius
    @Delaterius 2 роки тому

    Human : Fart :: Dolphin : _______
    A. Fart
    B. Piss
    C: Asparagus
    D: Krognos

  • @dankirt15
    @dankirt15 2 роки тому +1

    Wow it's like I've fallen back in time seeing lewis' fresh do

  • @gotenks5633
    @gotenks5633 2 роки тому +1

    Jesus, i kinda love lewlews new do!

  • @ExtraGamr
    @ExtraGamr 2 роки тому

    I’m not a scientist says Lewis after having mentioned his degree in Chemistry many times

  • @MrV1604
    @MrV1604 2 роки тому +1

    Munch munch

  • @iridescent5455
    @iridescent5455 2 роки тому +1

    Lewis looking 🔥 🔥🔥

  • @skuzzbunny
    @skuzzbunny 2 роки тому +2

    Yum yum!! 😋

  • @kylarking
    @kylarking 2 роки тому +1

    Reminds me of the honeydew and xephos days

  • @josav09
    @josav09 2 роки тому

    Yum yum. Wish my government had a backup

  • @DjDolHaus86
    @DjDolHaus86 2 роки тому

    Pee was collected in cities in times gone by for use in the leather tanning business, poop was also collected for use as fertiliser but this no longer happens because of the potential for spreading pathogens

  • @NoahLikesPie
    @NoahLikesPie 2 роки тому +4

    Haha, pee news

  • @IndirectSoter
    @IndirectSoter 2 роки тому

    Mhm... another banger to quench my thirst for Simon's P... P. Yum yum!

  • @MrEggyman99
    @MrEggyman99 2 роки тому

    The dolphins are definitely from Wakefield

  • @carolinekim405
    @carolinekim405 2 роки тому +1

    yum yum delicious news

  • @BertJonesSon
    @BertJonesSon 2 роки тому

    8:14 isnt he kind of right though, doesn't it just have to do with your gut bacteria and gene expression, so the less lactose you have the less lactose-ase or whatever enzyme your body produces?

  • @AcceptTheNull
    @AcceptTheNull 2 роки тому

    That thing looks a bit like the sorting hat, but for sticking up you. SLYTHERIN!

  • @user-co2ps4yo7k
    @user-co2ps4yo7k 2 роки тому

    michigan profs pushin p

  • @MiketehTV
    @MiketehTV 2 роки тому

    That is such a Chad response, oops wrong African country.

  • @slicphone
    @slicphone 2 роки тому

    as a scientist Simon is completely right we just look at numbers. Dolphin piss levels or stars or chemicals it's all numbers on a screen these days

  • @magiliangaming
    @magiliangaming 2 роки тому

    'ahh, pissto'™

  • @KyleDB150
    @KyleDB150 2 роки тому

    17:45 I'm no bible expert, but I'm pretty sure Krista wasn't keen on "nancy love"...

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog 2 роки тому

    Also, don't put anything down a dolphin's blowhole! That's their nostril! It's how they breathe... it leads into their lungs. (They can close it when diving underwater, they only open it to breathe out and in once when they surface.)

  • @Vincent-2057
    @Vincent-2057 2 роки тому

    I don't want to type yum yum after the topic of this video... But...
    Yum yum
    I hope your happy.

  • @alexjuuh1
    @alexjuuh1 2 роки тому +1

    Yum yum indeed

  • @TF2CrunchyFrog
    @TF2CrunchyFrog 2 роки тому

    Lactose intolerance is not an allergy... it's the genetic inability of adults to digest milk due to lack of an enzyme which the bodies of people who have that gene can synthesize. Babies have the ability to digest milk, but originally in the evolution of our species all adults were lactose intolerant as the body stopped making the enzyme after infancy. The ability to keep digesting milk even as an adult was a secondary development, a mutation that became useful and was selected for once humans started domesticating animals that could be milked (which opened up a new useful food source you could harvest without having to kill the animal), but even today parts of the human population don't have it.

  • @darkracer5
    @darkracer5 2 роки тому

    Yum yum 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeepwarrior1737
    @jeepwarrior1737 2 роки тому

    "Yum Yum"

  • @TheGrinningViking
    @TheGrinningViking 2 роки тому

    Peonies? More like pee on these!