Doc Brown: *MARTY!* What in the name of Isaac H. Newton happened here? Marty McFly: *I just gave those other guys too much to drink, what? Quint’s story sounds kinda stupid, anyway.* Doc: *GREAT SCOTT!!*
"I got that beat" Love how he intrudes so abruptly. Brilliant sir or madam. This is an instant classic. Love how he is tapping his knuckles pondering what he plans to do with these two clowns. Still In my top 3 favorite movies of all time. These 3 characters were brilliant.
I was laughing and crying at the same time. Laughing because it was so damn funny and crying because it is so close to the way my wife's family treats me when I am trying to tell a story......
@@MelancoliaI do you mean that they would both be throwing the chum into the water with their bare hands instead of with the shovel that brody was using earlier?
Who doesn't love this? i mean really. My favorite part is when Quint was saying Thursday morning chief i bumped into a friend of mine and Hooper saying don't tell me!!.. don't tell me!!.. your mother. lol
"So, 1100 men went in the water, 316 come out, the sharks took the rest, June 21, 1945-" "I got that beat. I got that beat. Mariana Moffit. She broke my heart."
Impressive. Frikin' genius! I'm a massive JAWS fan and this is truly awesome! Editing is key, and you did a great job of f'ing with it. Fave part..."June the 29th 1945", "I got that beat...." I busted out laughing. Bravo man!
This is ABOSLUTELY HILARIOUS!! I've seen this movie countless times and never would have believed I could laugh so hard at this scene. Braaaaaa----vo.... My sides are sore on even the second playthrough.
i absolutley love these re edits and this is my favourite! only thing i would add is when quint wreck the ship and the light goes out i was waiting for "he ate the lights" lmao never mind still have tears rolling down my face
This is GREAT! Quint trying to tell his sobering story to a couple of disinterested, self-absorbed, irreverent a****Le's; being constantly interrupted by Hooper; Quint going down in the hold and tearing things up, then eventually heading topside and becoming a human hurricane, throwing gear all over the deck in anger...Hooper continually laughing at Quint in derision...genius!!! Great editing; thank you!!
Quint is an extremely patient man, for example, when Hooper interrupts him by putting his leg on the table. Quint politely says his name in a manner as to really say "what the fuck!?" Yes Quint is a patient man, but Lord help you should his patience run out on you. The ending was hilarious when he whipped the barrel at Brody then they all laughed about it like nothing happened. This is pure gold.
I think he was heading back to shore to dump their butts off of his boat and keep Brody's $10,000 regardless and is like "Screw this, I ain't catching your shark for you!" Man! You should've had him say: 'Everyone on deck. Hooper, chief.' And he'd toss them life jackets and into the water they'd go probably where you see them swimming back on two yellow barrels HAHA! XD
Absolutely Hilarious..!!!...But make sure that anyone you introduce this too is very familiar with the film...I made the mistake of showing this to a few people that had only seen it once or twice and they totally did not get it..
So let me get this straight: 1. The trio are chilling in the Orca, drinking, whistling and telling tales. Then Quint begins to tell them the story of how he was a part of the USS Indianapolis, which results to Hooper laughing almost every sentence he speaks. *(Vessel went down in 12 minutes, very first night, tight groups)* 2. Hooper cuts off Quint’s tale by showing his scars. 3. When Quint continues his tale, Hooper mistakes Quint’s “friend” for his mother humorously. 4. Brody asks what happened. Quint finally continues, only to have Hooper interrupt his story by saying how *Mary Ellen Moffat “broke his heart”* in a humorous tone. 5. Quint finally gets up and decides he can’t stand it anymore, grabs his wooden baseball bat and literally smashes the lights *(off-screen)* before asking them to go out on deck. 6. When Brody & Hooper get on the deck, Quint’s nowhere to be seen but is heard calling their names. Then it’s revealed he’s on the deck, *once he literally throws a yellow barrel at Brody & Hooper, knocking both of them down on their buttocks.* 7. Quint then starts the Orca’s engine *(and decides not to catch the shark with these 2 around)* before mockingly laughing at Brody & Hooper. *Why wasn’t this in the actual movie?!* 😂😂😂
AH Man when Hooper slams his leg up onto the table I thought I was actually gonna piss myself. Brilliant. I was looking for the original speech but now I'm sooo distracted.
An iconic scene in film history just became hysterical.
xD lol?!?
Doc Brown: *MARTY!* What in the name of Isaac H. Newton happened here?
Marty McFly: *I just gave those other guys too much to drink, what? Quint’s story sounds kinda stupid, anyway.*
Doc: *GREAT SCOTT!!*
I love the way Hooper dumps his leg on the table, cutting him off mid-sentence.
"Thursday morning Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine.."
"Don't tell me. Don't tell me..."
..........
"Mother!" LOL
His name was Bob
JackassJunior627 that was the best part LMAO
"I got that beat" Love how he intrudes so abruptly. Brilliant sir or madam. This is an instant classic. Love how he is tapping his knuckles pondering what he plans to do with these two clowns. Still In my top 3 favorite movies of all time. These 3 characters were brilliant.
Why is Hooper’s hysterical laughing (almost) perfectly timed with what Quint says 😂
Bc it is lol
Hooper laughing after Quint said the vessel went down 😂😂😂
Half a decade later, this still cracks me up...One of the funniest things I've ever seen..
Thanks for coming back to this!
Same here.
@@RecutWTMI come bk every day
quint's mini revenge at the end is brilliant
Bro proceeded to sabotage the lights and literally throw a barrel at them 😂😂😂😂
No matter how many times I watch this, I can't help but lose it with Hooper's infectious laughter. Grew up with this movie. Well done video.
This edit is genius. Quint looks more and more pissed off as he is interrupted.
I was laughing and crying at the same time. Laughing because it was so damn funny and crying because it is so close to the way my wife's family treats me when I am trying to tell a story......
I can only imagine Quint's reaction if this was REAL.
me too lol
Brody and Hooper would both be on chum bucket duty in a very different sense
@@MelancoliaI do you mean that they would both be throwing the chum into the water with their bare hands instead of with the shovel that brody was using earlier?
@@Steveman27 um....not quite. Think of a pissed off quint trying to bait a shark with a taste for human flesh.
Who doesn't love this? i mean really. My favorite part is when Quint was saying Thursday morning chief i bumped into a friend of mine and Hooper saying don't tell me!!.. don't tell me!!.. your mother. lol
"Vessel went down in 12 minutes."
*Hopper laughs*
"So, 1100 men went in the water, 316 come out, the sharks took the rest, June 21, 1945-"
"I got that beat. I got that beat. Mariana Moffit. She broke my heart."
I love this, no matter how much I love the actual scene, to me one of the greatest single scenes in cinematic history, THIS is brilliant.
0:47 i tried keeping it together until this. god damn these are so funny.
Goddammit, 😂😂😂
Probably my #5 favorite UA-cam video of all time….
Has me laughing or smiling every time 😂
i could listen to Hooper laugh all day, great recut!
Brilliantly done. Best bit when Hooper puts his leg on the table.
Impressive. Frikin' genius! I'm a massive JAWS fan and this is truly awesome! Editing is key, and you did a great job of f'ing with it. Fave part..."June the 29th 1945", "I got that beat...." I busted out laughing.
Bravo man!
I laughed so hard my eyes got wet... so I "laughed so hard that I cried!" very funny and clever editing!
Lol, Brody looking at his belly at the beginning had me dying straight up.. 😆🤣
0:37😂
These are the Funniest videos I've ever seen! L0L! Love Jaws! The way Quint throws that little tantrum near the end has me dying 😂
Hahaha Quint was trolling Hooper and Brody at the end
"I got that beat" Lol!
Hilarious. Taking on such a sacred scene makes it all the more titillating.
For such an iconic scene... this is pretty good
Wow, that was pretty close to my edit haha, us editors think so much alike!
Thanks for the comment, this is one of my fav recuts I've done yet.
11 years later.........
2:25 the way quint says "BROOODYY" while brody gets his face smashed by the barrel always gets me no matter what 😂😂
Me = Quint
Brother Bear (2003) = Quint’s tale
Disney & everybody else = Brody & Hooper
This is ABOSLUTELY HILARIOUS!!
I've seen this movie countless times and never would have believed I could laugh so hard at this scene.
Braaaaaa----vo....
My sides are sore on even the second playthrough.
I just watched this for the 100th time and I'm still crying
"The vessel went down in 12 minutes" "HEHEHEHEHEHHE"
One of the best. I love all of these edits so much!
One of the funniest Jaws cuts I've seen.
I actually think the laugh he has at the end represents his character very well, this whole video had me cracking up the whole time. Loved it!
Holy shit, dude! These are goddamned BRILLIANT!! x^D
I was crying so hard from laughing!! This is an absolute gem!
That God damn Hooper is keeping laugh
i absolutley love these re edits and this is my favourite! only thing i would add is when quint wreck the ship and the light goes out i was waiting for "he ate the lights" lmao never mind still have tears rolling down my face
This is GREAT! Quint trying to tell his sobering story to a couple of disinterested, self-absorbed, irreverent a****Le's; being constantly interrupted by Hooper; Quint going down in the hold and tearing things up, then eventually heading topside and becoming a human hurricane, throwing gear all over the deck in anger...Hooper continually laughing at Quint in derision...genius!!! Great editing; thank you!!
Love it when hooper slams his leg on the table.
1:09
Hooper's taunting smile here, haha. Jaws is one of my favourite movies so I really appreciate these videos. Seriously funny, I love em.
"You're wearing a sweater..?!"
These are beautiful. Thank you.
THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS
Makes me laugh when Hooper keeps cracking up.
We all go through this sometimes.
I lost it when Hooper put his leg on the table.
Quint is an extremely patient man, for example, when Hooper interrupts him by putting his leg on the table. Quint politely says his name in a manner as to really say "what the fuck!?" Yes Quint is a patient man, but Lord help you should his patience run out on you. The ending was hilarious when he whipped the barrel at Brody then they all laughed about it like nothing happened. This is pure gold.
Lol Brody *gets smacked in the face with a barrel*
To where he lost his glasses and Hooper got slammed aside the boat 😂😂😂
POOTIS
these edits must have been done by PINGTRIPs evil twin brother, lol. pretty damn funny.
Bruh why was this so funny! I died at 2:14😂😂😂
These recuts are fucking amazing dude...
I havent laughed this much in ages. Bloody brilliant.
why doesnt this have more views? this is epic!
Sadly, most of friends are like this whenever I'm trying to tell them something.
This is literally the two kids trying not to laugh while the teacher lectures them 😂😂
"CHIEF!"
One of the most funniest I have seen. Love it
I LOVE this one! This is one of my favorites. XD
you're just genius... Love from India 😂😂
This is my favourite movie and I’ve just found this now??
Hahahahah
lmfaoooo the whole thing was hilarious. The ending is what got me Lol!!
I love how at the end quint has enough and gets his own back on them hahaha
Man, I’m hooked on a good laugh !!!
That was cleverly done.
Best comedy I've seen in a long time!
That was friggin hilarious, Brody and Hooper are assholes LOL
this is amazing,needs more thumbs up
1:37 is the best part xD It was perfect!
I love your videos. saw them when they first came out. I still re-watch them. They are so funny.
I think he was heading back to shore to dump their butts off of his boat and keep Brody's $10,000 regardless and is like "Screw this, I ain't catching your shark for you!" Man! You should've had him say: 'Everyone on deck. Hooper, chief.' And he'd toss them life jackets and into the water they'd go probably where you see them swimming back on two yellow barrels HAHA! XD
Absolutely Hilarious..!!!...But make sure that anyone you introduce this too is very familiar with the film...I made the mistake of showing this to a few people that had only seen it once or twice and they totally did not get it..
So Quint met his mother in the water :P
This is genius to say the very least!!! If only someone had the time to do this throughout the whole film.
hahahhhahah !! hahhaha
THe magic of editing !! awesome how you can turn over a situation through edition !!
I cry everytime😂
😄😂😆😂
Hoopers Laugh though 😂
I have not cried laughing in a VERY long time!!!! Omg
Don't tell me don't tell me, mother!
It's not easy to impress me, but that was fucking brilliant. Great job!
2:13
😂😂😂
Can you do the whole film.? Fucking funny as hell
Holy shit this is great.
Yaarrrr me matey!
Lol when quint laughs, Barrel to the face = for the win.
His look at 1:08 made me bear laugh.
I was on facetime with my gf and I freaking her out coz of how much I was laughing!!! XD
I laugh my Ass off. Great work! Respect!
So let me get this straight:
1. The trio are chilling in the Orca, drinking, whistling and telling tales. Then Quint begins to tell them the story of how he was a part of the USS Indianapolis, which results to Hooper laughing almost every sentence he speaks. *(Vessel went down in 12 minutes, very first night, tight groups)*
2. Hooper cuts off Quint’s tale by showing his scars.
3. When Quint continues his tale, Hooper mistakes Quint’s “friend” for his mother humorously.
4. Brody asks what happened. Quint finally continues, only to have Hooper interrupt his story by saying how *Mary Ellen Moffat “broke his heart”* in a humorous tone.
5. Quint finally gets up and decides he can’t stand it anymore, grabs his wooden baseball bat and literally smashes the lights *(off-screen)* before asking them to go out on deck.
6. When Brody & Hooper get on the deck, Quint’s nowhere to be seen but is heard calling their names. Then it’s revealed he’s on the deck, *once he literally throws a yellow barrel at Brody & Hooper, knocking both of them down on their buttocks.*
7. Quint then starts the Orca’s engine *(and decides not to catch the shark with these 2 around)* before mockingly laughing at Brody & Hooper.
*Why wasn’t this in the actual movie?!* 😂😂😂
1:39 Jesus lmfao
Very very nicely done, great work :-)
Quint: Vessel went down in 12 mins
Hooper: *laughing like a raving maniac*
This is freaking HILARIOUS
I remember a parody version where a little girl tells the story to her dad deadly serious 😂
AH Man when Hooper slams his leg up onto the table I thought I was actually gonna piss myself.
Brilliant.
I was looking for the original speech but now I'm sooo distracted.
great edit!
I'm dying. This is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHIEF! :D