David Cross - My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny

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  • @runnofff
    @runnofff 12 років тому +54

    David cross is such an underated stand up comic.

    • @davidlee4903
      @davidlee4903 4 роки тому +5

      He has been on of the champions for a very long time. The caliber of humor and satire is far beyond the reach of so many.

  • @LudusAurea
    @LudusAurea 4 роки тому +19

    Worst part is how this is still relevant 20 years later

  • @contactkeithstack
    @contactkeithstack 6 років тому +39

    That dudes laugh cracked me up so bad

  • @The51stAgent
    @The51stAgent 12 років тому +8

    Holy crap! Thank you for posting this! I have been SEARCHING for this bit!

  • @grateful1185
    @grateful1185 8 років тому +14

    11:00..."Wilford Brimley is here...." unrestrained laughter is beautiful!

  • @cullysloy2705
    @cullysloy2705 8 років тому +25

    so under appreciated.

  • @DancingRockInc
    @DancingRockInc 12 років тому +15

    11:10 is the kind of laugh you hear after listening to someone yell "Nothing will save you now!"

  • @waynetendo1172
    @waynetendo1172 4 роки тому +29

    "i'll be against the war for the next 8 - 10 years...." hahahahahaha.... buddy i got news for ya

    • @CNNBlackmailSupport
      @CNNBlackmailSupport 3 роки тому +2

      That's the joke. The people in the audience actually didn't get it. The people in the audience laughed like the war lasting for 8 or 10 years was not going to happen. It's kind of crazy?

    • @lanebrycen8762
      @lanebrycen8762 3 роки тому +2

      i realize I'm kinda randomly asking but does anybody know a good site to watch new tv shows online?

    • @lanebrycen8762
      @lanebrycen8762 3 роки тому

      @Marcus Felix thanks, I signed up and it seems like a nice service =) I appreciate it!

    • @marcusfelix8774
      @marcusfelix8774 3 роки тому

      @Lane Brycen No problem :)

  • @sflyons
    @sflyons 12 років тому +12

    I think that sort of background noise on any live recording is usually bar staff moving trays of glasses, or collecting glasses and bottles from tables. It adds to the ambience, for my money.

    • @tomservo.
      @tomservo. 4 роки тому

      It's a recording of him at a Comedy Club ... you think?

  • @Mr_Unlisted
    @Mr_Unlisted 9 років тому +34

    11:11 that laugh

  • @TheTimberWolf09
    @TheTimberWolf09 13 років тому +5

    "Radioactive Sandwich" has to be the funniest part of this bit. i love this guy!

  • @joshgibson9732
    @joshgibson9732 6 років тому +6

    I have come back to this video SO.MANY.TIMES. for the joke and awesome laugh spanning from about 10:30 - 13:00

  • @stuna91
    @stuna91 6 років тому +19

    David Cross is one of the most underrated comics.

    • @robertbaratheon2193
      @robertbaratheon2193 4 роки тому +1

      I see what you’re saying but I disagree for people that love comedy. But I agree in the sense that sometimes I have to say he’s the guy from scary movie that blows himself.

    • @ramblesocket
      @ramblesocket 2 роки тому +2

      @@robertbaratheon2193 if you don't have anything to say don't say anything at all

  • @ishigum
    @ishigum 12 років тому +24

    "Senator says he will fuck the help but he will not give them a decent wage."
    LMAO!

    • @avaricewildman4083
      @avaricewildman4083 7 років тому +4

      "My Johnson is colorblind and it is the name of my existence."

  • @AmericasComic
    @AmericasComic 4 роки тому +8

    When you're Oswald Cobblepot and you finally get one over on The Batman: 11:11

  • @WhiteSploitationFavs
    @WhiteSploitationFavs 6 років тому +9

    "They're freedom haters. We're freedom lovers. Shhhhhh... don't tell Canada."

  • @jenniferreyes4168
    @jenniferreyes4168 Рік тому +1

    Legend.

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 4 роки тому +4

    9:06 -- Rick Santorum was a laughingstock from way back then...

  • @joshuagoldstein8170
    @joshuagoldstein8170 3 роки тому +1

    We need a 2021 version of this

  • @n.miller907
    @n.miller907 2 роки тому +4

    Considering how old Dave's comedy bit is, it really goes to show you how little the political and social needle in America has moved.

    • @stevechance150
      @stevechance150 Рік тому

      In 2023, with Mike Johnson as the Speaker of the House who, before entering politics, actively worked as a lawyer to make gay sex illegal, I'd say we are moving backwards.

    • @n.miller907
      @n.miller907 Рік тому

      @@stevechance150 If I had a Magic 8 ball, I'm pretty sure it would say "All signs point to Yes".
      Even here in Canada, it's quite likely Trudeau will my ousted and replaced by the Conservative leader, Pierre Poilievre in the next Federal election. One can only imagine the ripple effect of a Trump/Poilievre political alliance.
      I would also like to mention that I'm no fan of Trudeau. The man is the furthest thing from an intellectual. He did plenty of things I thought were insane, but as with most choices voters contend with, it's almost always about choosing "the lesser evil".
      The current ongoing crisis in the Middle East makes me dislike *both sides* when you take into account the entire historical picture. I wonder if today's comedians feel safe enough to comment on that issue. Seeing young people in the UK and US side with Hamas makes me wonder what kind of education these kids are getting in school.

  • @RPGyourLIFE
    @RPGyourLIFE 6 років тому +2

    Crying laughing

  • @cwestlake
    @cwestlake 12 років тому +1

    That'll be awesome...

  • @kythrathesuntamer9715
    @kythrathesuntamer9715 3 роки тому +4

    Completely underrated comic.

  • @robin2012ism
    @robin2012ism 10 років тому

    great!

  • @Tracymmo
    @Tracymmo 12 років тому +3

    After Trent Lott praised Jesse Helms for having been a presidential candidate [who ran on a segregationist platform], the Washington, DC cafe "Afterwords" added a new coffee drink to its menu, the Trent Latte. It came with separate coffee and milk.

  • @FlameAdder
    @FlameAdder 7 років тому +8

    Immediate response: "mice"
    What the christ

  • @ruggerosmith1167
    @ruggerosmith1167 5 років тому

    2019 still at war!

  • @HCastator
    @HCastator 12 років тому +3

    Why are there always people taking out trash bags full of glass bottles right next to the microphones on David Cross stand up albums? You can hear it at 7:25, and it happens a bunch of times on more than one of his albums!

  • @StillmanVonStillman
    @StillmanVonStillman Рік тому

    I have all Dave's CDs. Its hysterical how all of the track titles are random and have nothing to do with the actual topics

  • @bluetextonwhitebg
    @bluetextonwhitebg 13 років тому

    @konatown5 You should check out his open letter to LTCG. He even outs him for not only NEVER living in the South, but that he actually grew up in a moderately wealthy family.

  • @jjutt87
    @jjutt87 Рік тому +1

    Still funny

  • @AlicexMarilyn
    @AlicexMarilyn 12 років тому +3

    I never knew Strom Thurmond was actually Bob Dylan.

  • @RyanBarrett80
    @RyanBarrett80 7 років тому +2

    Why is this still fucking relevant?!?

    • @DeadPool-tu9nt
      @DeadPool-tu9nt 7 років тому

      Ryan Barrett The world is fucked up, comedy is the best education system due to a) you were a shit person who seen the errors of your way and make it a learning experience for others or b) you use it to point out flaws in a bullshit social system in hopes someone is listening and understands the message to make changes. This won't answer your question on why it's still relevant but in hopes to lead you to an answer. Good luck.

  • @tijnmans
    @tijnmans 12 років тому

    Goddamm yeah the timing is briljant!

  • @LordOfElderon
    @LordOfElderon 8 місяців тому +1

    "davif cross early life"

  • @Tracymmo
    @Tracymmo 11 років тому

    Was told this by a DC high school history teacher who specializes in local history.

  • @mglaston9874
    @mglaston9874 9 років тому +9

    TEYHA STYLE!

  • @coolie405
    @coolie405 12 років тому +2

    PC! lol! I totally didn't just google what that meant...

  • @Tracymmo
    @Tracymmo 12 років тому +8

    David's joke about bigots in cemeteries reminds me that a Washington DC graveyard was actually segregated retroactively. Yes, you read that right. Bodies got moved.

  • @samm6149
    @samm6149 4 роки тому

    3:00

  • @chim-choo-ree
    @chim-choo-ree Рік тому

    Key and Peele listened to this.

  • @syentific
    @syentific 12 років тому +2

    LMMFAO at his Strom Thurman impersonation!!!

  • @Yesiamblind
    @Yesiamblind 11 років тому +1

    WHAT??? That's fucking INSANE if you are right about that one.

  • @mattasticmattattack8546
    @mattasticmattattack8546 3 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @doug102010
    @doug102010 12 років тому +1

    If you don't like this, you probably just don't like Cross.

  • @daxmiller35
    @daxmiller35 12 років тому

    What does the audience member say that makes him stop his sentence? @ 6:34

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 4 роки тому

      Sounds like the guy is saying, "That's be awesome."

  • @beedub93
    @beedub93 10 років тому +3

    Robert Byrd.

  • @macross25
    @macross25 13 років тому

    Wilford Brimley's here ladies & gentleman.

  • @DrSatanAIDS
    @DrSatanAIDS 13 років тому +5

    Ho... that beasteality segment of the act... Hilarious.

  • @FireUntoFlame
    @FireUntoFlame 12 років тому

    The fact that their thought process was "ooh shit, put a black guy there, and people will like us"

  • @cyanmanta
    @cyanmanta 10 років тому +9

    I'm guessing she didn't come forward while he was alive because he was an elder statesman entrenched in an insanely corrupt political power struggle and thus, had friends in high places that he could use to threaten her life.

    • @twig8523
      @twig8523 4 роки тому +1

      Ah, well ... in a similar vein I "feel" like it's "true" that she waited to reveal the truth out of a misguided respect, based on a Commandment that was drilled into her since early childhood. So that she spared her ghoulish inhuman father the embarrassment. 😑

  • @sidestracked
    @sidestracked 11 років тому +2

    Perhaps he plays to crowds of heavy drinkers or he drives his audience to drink. Either way, I love his style. Besides, leaving tables full of empty beer bottles is a bad idea in a comedy club.

  • @subman23
    @subman23 4 роки тому

    7:52 All these times in more recent shows/interviews that I've heard him incorrectly use the word sense I first heard his bit on it, yet here was a chance to correctly use "literally "... ake tha s***t to the grave

  • @Wotinnsstudiosproductioninc.
    @Wotinnsstudiosproductioninc. 3 роки тому

    He sounds like Crane

  • @nurb101
    @nurb101 12 років тому

    It's disliking someone because of a diference, whatever it is, that's what I was getting at

    • @yellowblanka6058
      @yellowblanka6058 6 років тому +1

      Racism is specifically disliking/fearing somebody because of their race though, vs. sexism, homophobia etc. - it does fall under a difference, but it's very specifically their genetic origin.

  • @mymugwort
    @mymugwort 12 років тому

    Republicans apppointed a black man, Michae Steelel ,because they'd figure it would look good since the US elected a black president, The GOP thought hey lets look cool and choose a black man BTW did you remember he's no longer the RNC chairman?
    Reince Priebus is the head of the RNC now.

  • @karmayangzom5497
    @karmayangzom5497 10 років тому +3

    @rcacad
    1 year ago
    @rcacad "Is it just me or was this pretty lifeless, non funny comedy ? Sorry, I laughed more at an open mic last wed night at the dek bar"....it's just you, dude.

  • @southshore516
    @southshore516 12 років тому +3

    I agree with his general viewpoint, but IMO his political commentary stuff is usually the least funny of his material. The Strom Thurmond and Trent Lott parts of this are fucking hilarious, though, as far as I'm concerned!!

  • @truthIsStranger
    @truthIsStranger 12 років тому

    Hey, David! Republicans appointed a black man as head of the RNC - immediately after Barack Obama was elected! What could possibly be racist about that? : P

    • @buckchile614
      @buckchile614 2 роки тому

      He could 'pass' for an Indian Black--you know, the 'acceptable' version

  • @locotelocot
    @locotelocot 8 років тому +3

    The opening line is almost quote by quote a Bill Hicks bit, thats odd!!!!

    • @sml87
      @sml87 8 років тому +7

      no it isnt

    • @MajicFreeman
      @MajicFreeman 7 років тому +2

      Oh, yeah it can remind you of a Hicks bit that goes "I was in a unique position of being for the war, but against the troops."
      So yeah, it's not *actually* that close like as in word for word .
      The set up is very similar and in a round about way the punchline can mean the same thing if you are thinking "he's against the war and for the white troops." But, obviously we know he isn't thinking that. and that's still the opposite of hicks's bit.
      Anyways, I can understand why you brought it up. It could be kinda reminiscent of a Hicks joke, but it's not even close to being quote for quote.

  • @Atlasstock
    @Atlasstock 11 років тому

    who would think that the best way to get someone to laugh is to laugh

  • @carlo88moe
    @carlo88moe 12 років тому +1

    really, jesus, L the cable guy is the most pc, marginal, pandering, inoffensive comic alive, yet he gets to call other comics PC, genius, hypocrisy runs deep in the blood of conservatives

  • @hdub01
    @hdub01 6 років тому

    Yea this is the ONE time I've laughed at the "n" word 🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @jimmccauley9099
    @jimmccauley9099 Рік тому

    Relevant at time l guess but still...meh.

  • @terratorment2940
    @terratorment2940 7 років тому +1

    He uses the n-word a lot

    • @magicjackm
      @magicjackm 7 років тому +5

      sweet observation

    • @VIDEOgameDROME
      @VIDEOgameDROME 6 років тому +2

      It's ok. He's a professional.

    • @joshgibson9732
      @joshgibson9732 6 років тому +5

      I didn't hear n-word once. I heard him say nigger about 3 times though. A few other times in other albums/specials.

  • @JWMCMLXXX
    @JWMCMLXXX 9 років тому +18

    12 years, so far.
    But we're just getting started.

    • @LudusAurea
      @LudusAurea 4 роки тому +4

      16 years when you said this . 19 now

  • @DrSatanAIDS
    @DrSatanAIDS 13 років тому

    Peenus pupe.