Bella Poarch has gone off the deep end...
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- Опубліковано 18 кві 2021
- Bella Poarch has gone off the deep end, my last video was saying bella poarch was talentless, but thats not true, i think bella poarch just doesnt show her talents on tiktok, on tik tok bella poarch has gotten really big, so has my head
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Shhh...don't tell them about the bodies 😳🤫
Wait a second
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
huh.
Wait a damp sec ... No one noticed it, 😳
Wait-
Plot twist: The reason we never see his legs is because he 6ft of nothing but arms and just his body.
no he just hovers 3 or so feet off the ground so the top of his hoodie head is around 6'2
He is just like those VR people. They only have a head and hands and that's him.
His legs are prosthetic. He has said that multiple times.
@@vegetableman9137 but he can float, he only uses his prosthetics to appear normal to us mere mortals
hello julian, my name is julian
2021: someone dances gets rich fast
1983: you gotta be able to play guitar at 200bpm
i would call this boomer humor but there is some truth to this
@@lordoftheburgers3982 yea, I would call it boomer humor too, but it is the truth
To be fair, there were some pretty shitty musicians in the 80s that got really big. Some really good ones, but also a lot of shitty ones whose fame makes absolutely no sense
so happy to spot a fellow metalhead here (or maybe Dead himself)
@@filmandfirearms hair metal bands
Am I on drugs or have Kwite’s white board art skills been improving
Yes to you on drugs and the white board
Drugs
drugs. definetly
@Ethan Johnson lies
@@areptileeatingbugs that’s a bold assumption
I’m convinced that Bella Poarch lives in the infinite expanse, with size only rivaled by the void of purgatory.
Deep
She's in the place squidward went to after he broke the time machine
And is mostly taken up by her ego.
When I hear Bella Poarch's name my entire soul and being leaves my body and goes on a spiritual journey for a full three hours
Why what caused this
im not the only one?
does someone here like wendys?
@@saikou2889 yeano
Yes
Did anyone else think Picasso got commissioned to make that white board art
yes
Everyone coming here first, “Think of something witty to say”.
I guess you could say she fell off the porch
@@weebo3918 Ba-dum-CRASH
@@weebo3918 take my like
Hey! That’s me!
Fuckers stole my porch, can’t have shit in detroit
my opinion is that: no, I don’t really think she deserves the fame she got. but it’s like with almost every tiktok star now: she didn’t ask to get that fame. she did some shit online, people liked it, she got popular. I don’t hate her, but what she makes isnt my cup of tea.
A truly good opinion my guy 👍
@@totalfool4414 thanks man, I try.
she sings amazingly but people always leave that out. you can go to her tik tok and find her singing to songs or songs she made herself, or just search it up on youtube shes talented asf
@@dulcerodriguez1909 I have seen her singing, actually. I’m not saying she isn’t talented, but the majority of her tiktok is just her doing random shit and not much to showcase her own talents.
@dulce rodriguez yea but there are thousands of other people who do that shes only famous for her talentless content
Wow she really hit 65 mil doing literally the barest minimum and being pretty. Like her whole schtick is being 'random lol XD' yet she broke out in the popularity scale. It's nearly impressive ngl
what does nlg mean? ive seen many people use it
Why do you care
@@faxd3448 I would like to know the ins and outs of the childish nature of speech these days.
@Ally M Manning thank you mister
@@mrniphe i wasn't replying to you lol i was replying to OP
He sounds like jschlatt and swagger souls combined and I love it
Swagger sounds
@@darealalia9408 Jschwagger sounds?
Jswag
Jschlatt and swagger souls sound like him
Intro like pewdiepie
ah, she walked the plank into the deep end
that's what the wood's about
Did you know when you die you indeed stop breathing
@Leonard Lim just trying to help
@@skyboxesit3243 thats scary 😨😳😬😐😫😭😨😳😬😐😫😭😨
im at the lowest point in my life
i laughed at kwite's porch/ poarch joke
You're not alone.
M2
Same
And what’s worse, her stans are like “I don’t get why people hate her, she doesn’t do anything.” That’s the point. She puts zero effort into her TikToks and got rich because of it.
Edit: sorry I didn’t want to start a small war in the comments
Bruh sfx
@@IOSIRIS what
Disliking her is normal but hate? That's a really strong word for something so trivial. If she was a shitty person who easily got rich then that'd make more sense but I haven't heard anything bad about her, at least not yet.
i dont understand how thats bad tho, I'm not a "stan" of her, I don't really like her content, but its not her fault that her "fans" will make her famous right? idk I might be misinterpreting ur argument
@@ashwin2886 content... Stop calling it content. It's not content. She just fucking dances shitty moves and records it with her iPhone. It's not fucking content.
Books have content, movies have content, (good) music has content, not shitty tiktok videos.
I find it cringe when adults act like toddlers thinking it’s “cute” :/
Some people do it for coping mechanisms because, they had a bad childhood. This woman is just doing too much.
@@prettygookbaby I reassure you, she is not coping with anything, she is just trying to get cash
@@Someone-is4lx I didn't say her I was talking about other people
@Someone well you can’t really say that since you don’t know her in person. She was also in the military before her tiktok life
its our culture thingy
Bella is really pretty but I don’t understand why she’s so famous. She does have a pretty singing voice and she could easily make a career out of it but it’s not something that she seems interested in it
Not sure about "easily" 😄 you'd have to put hella hard work and time to become famous for your singing/music. Unless you're a mumble rapper, of course 😄
@@themockalove she's literally living proof
We'll never know
She can sing
you can literally say that abt half of the people on tiktok. im just glad that a filipina is being represented. i don't think it's her fault for posting for fun and then gaining fame without trying to, i think it would be a waste to not continue to post or use the fame as an opportunity to do other things and make money to support her and her family.
The fact that she's using the byakuya audio probably having no clue where it comes from PAINS ME
SAME 😩
Bra fr
seriously though.
Deeper than the darkness of Kwite’s sunglasses which he hasn’t changed for years.
Pfft-
Did you know that Kwite is wanted in about 47 states (counting) for aggravated assault, murder, and kidnapping
60 nice likes
every time I watch a Kwite video I keep saying "Who the fuck is that?". And Im never not entertained lmfao. Love you Kwite
Did you know when you walk you are indeed moving?
Did you know that when you smell you are indeed breathing?
@@esternight1133 how did this thread of replies happen lmfao
Did you know when you die you're dead?
People die when they are killed
Mom, can we have Belle Delphine?
“We have Belle Delphine at home”
Belle Delphine at home:
Why you asking mom for belle delphine? 🤔🤔🤔
Ig home made is better then loll
Pov: it's been four minutes and you still haven't finished the video
WHAT???? HOW??????
how did you know I was on 4 minutes
Nah 3:30
Whattt? The actual f--
Hi
Bella bought the house, but ran out of money for furniture and such
With the amount she'll make on tik tok, I don't think that happened
@@supernoodles908 psst, buddy, it’s a joke
I thought Bella just really liked Minecraft music. The copyright thing makes so much more sense...
I was wondering why it wasn't on time at all
The music he added in is weirdly funny to me. You just have... whatever the hell she’s doing. And then you have the freaking music that sounds like it’s from a Reddit meme.
TATS WHAT I SAID
The absolute worst of public domain music. Gotta love it.
im pretty sure most, if not all the music is from C148, just fyi, ok im gone now
@@janie6520 C418
She nodded her head and made some faces and she is now rich and famous
you know how people will comment stuff like “this felt way longer than 60 seconds” on tiktok? that’s how i feel every time i watch one of her tiktoks
Tiktoks can be as long as 3 minutes I think,so maybe that's why
Minecraft music has got to be the best part of this video
its so sad how someone with literally no talent can get so rich
Its true and it’s so unfair
does ryans toy reviews ring a bell?
@@sharpi086I’ve heard of him
A pretty face will get you all the money and fame so she lucky .it’s about time I found a wig and makeup so I can get that kinda money
That’s some adaptative thinking
Bella out here becoming the hardwood skating Olympic champion
Wish I had that skill :c
The word young will never get old
you are damn right, and don't you ever forget that
And the word Speedwagon will never die.
Yeah you can go ahead and reset it now
The word death will never die
"I got wiped with this sh*t all the time in mw2"
The Scar was truly a monster of it's time 👁️👄👁️
The added background sound just to replace the Tik Tok sound just makes it funny
I agree and dope pfp I have no art skills so I used my dog lol
Kwite onlyfans come on guys
Sir, this is a warning.
@@Man_God_Hitogami oh darn, not AGAIN
I would pay for a private service _EVERY SINGLE FRIDAY_
N o.
the way he changes the audio makes it 100 times better
100 x 0 = 0?
Hey kwite im going through some fucked up shit right now and watching your videos has helped me so much thank you from the bottom of my heart
I have a genuine question: are the deepest pits of your heart just as dark and stamped full of suppressed feelings?
Hope you’re feeling a little better man
yes, i am. I am feeling better, thx.
lmfaooo the car crash animation 😭😭😭😭😭
He used it like 8 times lmao
3:09
NO DON'T DRAG TOGAMI INTO THIS
I KNOWWW im so gladd someone noticed this
oh she's so quirky and random guys
oh, i knew someone had to have been waiting to agree with me
She got them mommy milkers
I was expecting an onlyfans announcement, now my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Same I wish it was onlyfans
@@brownsuede4413 cringe
@@proveyourcrown nah he's just a fellow brother who wishes to wet the whistle
@@michaelsnyman2800 lmfao
yeah i was also hoping kwite would announce his onlyfans this video
"Legends say, Bella poarch is still kidnapped by ponies..."
bella is the kim k of tiktok. she's more a businesswoman than a content creator. kudos to her.
9:50 why does she look like she belongs in Despicable Me
Your channel cures my depression every "goddamn" day
(This is for you Niphe)
you missed the "goddamn" between "every" and "day"
@@mrniphe editing right now!
@@goldchainednoose1490 oh my, you did that for me?
Thing is all of these major tik tok stars are talentless so I'm surprised you were able to make this 10 mins. That's the truly impressive thing here
Those 263 dislikes are Bella porch Simps
Nice name
Well Kwite did say he doesn't hate her and is happy for her success so no?
263
Bella Poarch is just any other e-girl. Don't know why she's that popular.
Cause she’s pretty simps r too powerful. It’s a potty :/
Exactly
You just answered yourself in the first statement
because her simps think she’s an egirl apparently
Same
I just got a ad for bleach and I’m only 2 minutes in. judging from the thumbnail imma need it
I was right
@@kitsunegaming2740 I'm with ya bro
Jesus. That house is almost as empty as Poarch’s talent level.
everyone who is commenting that "she's only pretty"
you can literally say that abt half of the people on tiktok. im just glad that a filipina is being represented. i don't think it's her fault for posting for fun and then gaining fame without trying to, i think it would be a waste to not continue to post or use the fame as an opportunity to do other things and make money to support herself and her family.
not to mention she actually has a great singing voice. Sure she doesnt really use it for content here but yk, probably more than a lot of famous tiktok stars
Dopio: boss?
Alpaca: Dopio my sweet dopio remember when I used King Crimson to dodge the punch from belle
All her rooms being bare- is driving me insane
I could never.
Kwite's voice always makes me think of Matt Colbo
The white lines aren’t reflections, it’s his pupils.
the music you put over these makes me so happy omg
6:58 jesus....what in the hell is pinkie pie doing right there...just stole my soul right from my eye sockets
You can tell the time and creativity she puts into the clips.
“It’s criminal because I ran a child over with it”
Your humor never gets old
How did you survive reach
That’s a secret ONI wants me to guard very closely
@@EmileA239_from_Halo_Reach I am the ONI council
@@user-mg9ol5bf2m ok fine, just keep this on the down-low got it? I’m just that cool.
@@EmileA239_from_Halo_Reach so, how
Good day when Kwite uploads
Love your content bro keep it up
"19 seconds ago" nice
Also she looks like an avocado in the first video
You know you’re early when people start blessing your family
8:48
Why her boxing look like Luigis dash attack in Smash
5:09 guy was just auditioning for carmageddon
When you can make tons of money by making faces into a camera or dancing.
her tiktok's right now are even worse than m to the b, like she's barely trying
Yay a new Kwite UA-cam vid
Hey your drawing skills are improving :D
5:06 she probably doesn’t she was in the navy I believe,so she probably has no weapons training
Not even going to lie, shes like really pretty
@Ashley Lam nice pfp👻😼
@Ashley Lam omg my favorite character admin🥺🤞
LOL the Nerf Deploy CS-6 from the Pic I had one too as a child XD
4:05 Uh Kwite... *I DON'T THINK THATS A SKI MASK SHES WEARING*
Then what is it
People gotta realize even if you watch her videos and comment to hate on her, you're still helping her-
Just don't watch her videos or give her attention
If you imagine the screen reflecting off the glasses as pupils then its so much better
Your edits never fail to satisfy us. 👏👏👏👏
i love this channel bc unlike other commentaries channels he doesnt just trash on them hes honest
I guess everyone is going off the deep end
i gotta agree with you man
Just now kwite will go off the deep end.....
@@prezzy8273 dang that’s deep
His drawings are improving.
So why do people think Bella poarch was in the military, does she just say she was or something or is there proof of rank? Isn’t there a legal requirement for service length? Did she get discharged, is she older than she looks, or is she stolen valor?
wood so stale its enough to build a house so i could move out
You know you're a Kwite fan when you watch the whole damn Warthunder ad just to give him ad revenue
Bella Porch: puts fuck all effort into some shitty tik tok by bobbing her head up and down.
Gets 26727178181919163637 likes
Anybody else: puts hours or days maybe even months into a well produced youtube video.
Gets 12 Likes.
What?
true
Great vid my guy
3:10 noooo not the byakuya audio I can't
I think that’s enough bella poarch for the next few weeks
i hate tiktok and this is the worst kind
edit: and no, that is not why my ex left me (i don't think)
The Deploy is literally the worst nerf blaster Hasbro has ever made.
ur underrated !!
Why are people so mean about this girl
Like she's just having fun and she didnt ask to be famous and it wasnt her fault
It's definitely weird that she just does the SIMPLEST things and a whole lot of people are following her because of it but why should she get hate comments? I totally agree that there are underated people who should get the same amount or even more attention then she does but she doesn't deserve to be hated on. She's seems like a chill person and is one of the most unproblematic out of that app
she literally got a rising sun (japanese flag during the second world war, in which they were on nazi germanys side) tattoo lmao- pretty problematic to me babes
@@beev7676 yeah that’s true i guess she sucked at the history lesson lol
That shirt may as well be a blanket. 3:15
Really digging that natural reverb my guy, keep it up
I know this isnt relevant but im eating a chocolate waffle
Ooh
At least there not blue.
I'm jealous
2:40
This is why I love Kwite
This is my first time watching a Kwite video in like 2 years
"you wouldnt even get the chance to run" im deaddd this man consistenly prevents me from getting anything done
Only trouble with blowing up like this just because you’re cute, is you get some weird creepy fans. Might just be me, but seems this way 😅
gotta love the minecraft music tho
8:10 I cant stop thinking that that's just how she runs like If she was being chased by a man with a knife that would be her attempt to get away
Kwite can you do a reaction video on her newest music video please?