Super impressed this lady can stay in the pocket for four minutes straight w/o corpsing. She almost does at about 2 minutes but holds it down. This is funnier than any SNL skit I've seen in around 20 years. Kudos. Bologna is back, y'all!
WOW! I never knew I needed to organize my bologna. If only this miracle device were a bit bigger, I have too way much extra storage space in my kitchen. I can store it next to my bread polisher.
They say to grease this twice a day but I have been really greasing it well 4 or 5 times a day and my folding performance has only increased. This weekend I will have some more free time and will be greasing it 6 times and see if performance continues to increase.
👍 exactly… And then you take that bologna and you stack it and Smack it, fill the tea kettle up with vodka and have some charcute…It’s a lifestyle choice and a machine in one.
@@joshwalls9923 The increases were exponential. I'm sure you are wondering what I am doing with that much sorted and folded baloney. I my ingestion was not able to keep up with this speed increase. The solution I came up with was using my Vitamix to make baloney smoothies. I can now keep up with the amount of boloney that is being output and life is amazing!
I woke up this morning so depressed and so delusional about my life. I thought there might be no reason to carry on because try as I might for so many years, I simply despaired of any attempt to properly organize and manage my baloney. Now, finally I can see a dim light at the end of the tunnel. You may have just saved my life.
You are soooo funny!!! Almost as good as the skit itself !!! If it were made into an infomercial you could be the first part in black and white, of course and then…. Ahhhh Color ! The Baloney folder is that light at the end of the tunnel ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't know how I made it this far without my Bologna Folder. Great activity for the kids! Great gift for a graduate! Mother's day is right around the corner and I know what my mom and stepmom would both really love this. I hope the puce color comes back i stock soon!
I wouldn't recommend it, my uncle tried to fold some ham in his and after the explosion the only thing left of him was his left foot still in its shoe. It was awful...
How they were able to miniaturize this machine to fit right on your kitchen counter is just a marvel of modern engineering and science! In my day, these things would occupy several rooms and you'd have to lift them with a crane! Astounding!
2:11 “What’s the point? What is the point and what kind of colors does it come in?” I feel like a bad consumer because I only asked the first question and never got as far as the second. 😂 🥪
I wasn't sure i really needed ANOTHER gadget....till she mentioned it came in PUCE!!! I bought 3 & can't be happier!! On my way to Costco to buy lard so i can grease that bad-boy up all day!!
I'm working on an invention called the folder folder. It folds folders. When I fold folders on a folder folder, I can fold the folders in the same amount of time that I could fold a folder by hand. I think I'm on to something.
No. This is specially designed for bologna only. In the early fall, they usually release their other lunchmeat folders. I hear this year, they're bringing out one that coordinates with the Temp-tations line. I can't wait for the olive loaf folder!!! 🎉
Had to move my kid out of the house to make room for the Bologna Folder but it was so worth it. She lives with my sister now.
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Lol! Dude, hilarious lol!!!
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Asked and answered. This was QVC's April fools prank. Brilliant!
Thanks. The product and video being posted on April 1st didn't make it clear enuff
@@danielnapoli649 Come on- Dr. Oz had seven of them at his last charcuterie soirée!
Props to Mary for sticking through the whole thing and improving the "it must be on the wrong side" bit :D
Super impressed this lady can stay in the pocket for four minutes straight w/o corpsing. She almost does at about 2 minutes but holds it down. This is funnier than any SNL skit I've seen in around 20 years. Kudos. Bologna is back, y'all!
I was going to mention SNL but you beat me to it.
I was sold for a good 2-3 min and it’s all her
WOW! I never knew I needed to organize my bologna. If only this miracle device were a bit bigger, I have too way much extra storage space in my kitchen. I can store it next to my bread polisher.
“What is the point and what colors does it come in?”
“Well first let’s talk about the colors”
What is the point - THAT is a loaded question.
I would order the color yellowish
@@NotAsGoodAsItUsedToBewell, of course. If you ordered puce, you might lose your bologna.
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They say to grease this twice a day but I have been really greasing it well 4 or 5 times a day and my folding performance has only increased. This weekend I will have some more free time and will be greasing it 6 times and see if performance continues to increase.
👍 exactly… And then you take that bologna and you stack it and Smack it, fill the tea kettle up with vodka and have some charcute…It’s a lifestyle choice and a machine in one.
We need an update, has your performance increased at 6 times?
@@joshwalls9923 The increases were exponential. I'm sure you are wondering what I am doing with that much sorted and folded baloney. I my ingestion was not able to keep up with this speed increase. The solution I came up with was using my Vitamix to make baloney smoothies. I can now keep up with the amount of boloney that is being output and life is amazing!
Please, don't keep us in the dark, what are your conclusions?
I could not imagine folding bologna "the old fashion way."
The olden days must have really been rough.
Lmao, her improv skills are on point.
Lol “don’t panic!” 😂. It’s a learning curve 😂
The first lady didnt seem to have the hang of it, but that second lady folded bologna like a real pro!
I woke up this morning so depressed and so delusional about my life. I thought there might be no reason to carry on because try as I might for so many years, I simply despaired of any attempt to properly organize and manage my baloney. Now, finally I can see a dim light at the end of the tunnel. You may have just saved my life.
You are soooo funny!!! Almost as good as the skit itself !!! If it were made into an infomercial you could be the first part in black and white, of course and then…. Ahhhh Color ! The Baloney folder is that light at the end of the tunnel ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love it !
Currently building a shed for my baloney folder.
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This chick's ability to not break is better than 9/10 of today's SNL actors.
This is by far the best kitchen accessory I have ever purchased. And you can use it for more than bologna. It’s is a multipurpose tool everyone.
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I agree! I use it as a mini tortilla folder for tacos!!!
I fold my ones and tens.
To think I've been doing this folding BY HAND all these years. Unbelievable. Must order now!
Bologna's back yall!
I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard continuously for4 minutes.
Game over for me when Mary said "you can organize your bologna. BALONEY!!!!
The best thing about this is it gives the kids something to do. “Kids did you oil the bologna folder” kids “DAD NO ONE EVEN USES IT”
It is hard to imagine what life might have been like before this was invented.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
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"...maybe if you're new to charcutz" 😂
Has Doc Oz seen this yet?? 😮
I don't know how I made it this far without my Bologna Folder. Great activity for the kids! Great gift for a graduate! Mother's day is right around the corner and I know what my mom and stepmom would both really love this. I hope the puce color comes back i stock soon!
I'm sending one to my mother in law in the color puce this Christmas!
How have I gone 40 years without knowing about a miracle like this. I can finally fold my bologna I'm literally crying right now.
It's the 2 year subscription for me 😂 hsn could never be this funny lol
“Puce. That’s fresh”
Lighten up for spring with a fresh bologna salad!! Bologna's back y'all!! 😮🎉
Why Lord, why does she hurt the bologna? The folder mashes. The folder tears.
Its times like this i wish Mike Rowe was still doing this stuff.
"This might be cheese."
I need this in my life…said no one ever!
3:07 the absolute tonal whiplash after the tea party comment
Ah yes the bologna folder where I will put my bologna homework
Does it fold salami as well, or is it bologna specific? If this thing could pull double duty, even if it requires an add-on or something, I'd be sold.
I wouldn't recommend it, my uncle tried to fold some ham in his and after the explosion the only thing left of him was his left foot still in its shoe. It was awful...
@@charliehammer8780 this is so sad alexa play despacito
I wanted to order one, but they were out of my favorite color: "yellowish."
Then try grayish because ohh that sounds fun
Puce? Sounds like a lovely color for my bologna folder
Yes! That's the one that I gifted to my mother in law!
@valtoton2982 lucky lady 🤣
I went straight to look at upload date
I wish is wasn't so small.
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think of the mortadella!
"We still have them all in stock"
That quote seems to best describe the non existant target audience.
You know what was actually a useful product was the tiny non stick skillet that just cooks one egg.
"Put whatever you want in that little teapot, nobody can see it!" 🤣
I want to buy one or two of these now as prank gifts lol
Next level charkoots coming up! When will the XL version be released so I can start folding my Mortadella?
How they were able to miniaturize this machine to fit right on your kitchen counter is just a marvel of modern engineering and science! In my day, these things would occupy several rooms and you'd have to lift them with a crane! Astounding!
2:11 “What’s the point? What is the point and what kind of colors does it come in?” I feel like a bad consumer because I only asked the first question and never got as far as the second. 😂 🥪
This is the funniest thing since the banana slicer.
What about the Vegeti?
Props for not breaking, I would’ve been laughing 10 seconds in!😂
I wasn't sure i really needed ANOTHER gadget....till she mentioned it came in PUCE!!! I bought 3 & can't be happier!! On my way to Costco to buy lard so i can grease that bad-boy up all day!!
PUCE? That's fresh!
I don't see the USB port.
It is SUCH A PAIN Without it!!
LOOK AT IT!
Would ya look at that!
Tell me more about the yellowish color
This is just delightful.
"You're not going to be able to store it". Truth in advertising.
she didn't grease it enough!
That's why the twice-a-day grease downs are so important!
Noob 🙄
I'm working on an invention called the folder folder. It folds folders. When I fold folders on a folder folder, I can fold the folders in the same amount of time that I could fold a folder by hand. I think I'm on to something.
Can you fold other meats on it?
No. This is specially designed for bologna only. In the early fall, they usually release their other lunchmeat folders. I hear this year, they're bringing out one that coordinates with the Temp-tations line. I can't wait for the olive loaf folder!!! 🎉
Is this a sign of the apocalypse? I swear I remember one of the four horsemen carrying a bologna folder.
Does it do socks?
read this comment to my friends and they laughed for a minute straight while sobbing
I was shown this out of context and believed it. Tragic.
Great work. 👏
Where do you get your bologna folder?
Does it work on German Baloney or just American?
"We still have them all in stock..."
Does your stomach organize the bologna as you eat it?
“This might be cheese” What else could it be?!!
Yellow-ish
Don’t forget Puce!😂
This is awesome!!!!
Now i know whats been missing from my life.
I’ve been folding my processed meats all wrong
1,900 different types of bologna in the world
It’s just that easy!
She made me think I need one!!!
Can’t believe I’ve lived my entire life without a puce colored bologna folder. I’m sure this was a hot item, doubt there’s any left 😂
I can't decide between Puce and Yellowish 😂🤣😭
I got one for me and one for my mother in law.
This is so funny!
Lol I thought this was real for a minute this cracks me up
Oh, Mary!!!! Too funny!!!
My ol' folder needs greasing 4 times a day. Goodbye old fashioned bologna folder.
Thank you i plan on ordering some for the whole family and clearing my trunk so i can keep one in my car.
I just want to know if anyone actually tried to buy one!!
let me ask my mom and get back to you, she works for the Q, might have the data
No way it's only 22.76 for a steel constructed bologna folder!? What a steal I have to act now!
"This might be cheese" XD
I adore Mary! She is the perfect prankster!!
This is sick, great comedy
“This might be cheese” 😂😂😂
It is SUCH A PAIN without it!
“You’re not gonna be able to store it”
The bologna story
Haha. You got me.
big day at the q, starting with balogna
The fanciest meats deserve the finest accessories.
4 minutes? i got no time for this video, gotta go fold my bologna
Just…thank you, UA-cam. That is all. 😅
Coming Soon smoked salmon folder.....
Love thank you for the laughs
What's the point, and what colors does it come in? It's like she's reading my mind.
But does it work for salami? Hummm
This has to be a bunch of…bologna
I have to have one!
mary is a bologna expert, surprising
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