Super impressed this lady can stay in the pocket for four minutes straight w/o corpsing. She almost does at about 2 minutes but holds it down. This is funnier than any SNL skit I've seen in around 20 years. Kudos. Bologna is back, y'all!
They say to grease this twice a day but I have been really greasing it well 4 or 5 times a day and my folding performance has only increased. This weekend I will have some more free time and will be greasing it 6 times and see if performance continues to increase.
👍 exactly… And then you take that bologna and you stack it and Smack it, fill the tea kettle up with vodka and have some charcute…It’s a lifestyle choice and a machine in one.
@@joshwalls9923 The increases were exponential. I'm sure you are wondering what I am doing with that much sorted and folded baloney. I my ingestion was not able to keep up with this speed increase. The solution I came up with was using my Vitamix to make baloney smoothies. I can now keep up with the amount of boloney that is being output and life is amazing!
I don't know how I made it this far without my Bologna Folder. Great activity for the kids! Great gift for a graduate! Mother's day is right around the corner and I know what my mom and stepmom would both really love this. I hope the puce color comes back i stock soon!
I woke up this morning so depressed and so delusional about my life. I thought there might be no reason to carry on because try as I might for so many years, I simply despaired of any attempt to properly organize and manage my baloney. Now, finally I can see a dim light at the end of the tunnel. You may have just saved my life.
You are soooo funny!!! Almost as good as the skit itself !!! If it were made into an infomercial you could be the first part in black and white, of course and then…. Ahhhh Color ! The Baloney folder is that light at the end of the tunnel ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I wouldn't recommend it, my uncle tried to fold some ham in his and after the explosion the only thing left of him was his left foot still in its shoe. It was awful...
I wasn't sure i really needed ANOTHER gadget....till she mentioned it came in PUCE!!! I bought 3 & can't be happier!! On my way to Costco to buy lard so i can grease that bad-boy up all day!!
Had to move my kid out of the house to make room for the Bologna Folder but it was so worth it. She lives with my sister now.
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Lol! Dude, hilarious lol!!!
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“What is the point and what colors does it come in?”
“Well first let’s talk about the colors”
What is the point - THAT is a loaded question.
Super impressed this lady can stay in the pocket for four minutes straight w/o corpsing. She almost does at about 2 minutes but holds it down. This is funnier than any SNL skit I've seen in around 20 years. Kudos. Bologna is back, y'all!
Asked and answered. This was QVC's April fools prank. Brilliant!
They say to grease this twice a day but I have been really greasing it well 4 or 5 times a day and my folding performance has only increased. This weekend I will have some more free time and will be greasing it 6 times and see if performance continues to increase.
👍 exactly… And then you take that bologna and you stack it and Smack it, fill the tea kettle up with vodka and have some charcute…It’s a lifestyle choice and a machine in one.
We need an update, has your performance increased at 6 times?
@@joshwalls9923 The increases were exponential. I'm sure you are wondering what I am doing with that much sorted and folded baloney. I my ingestion was not able to keep up with this speed increase. The solution I came up with was using my Vitamix to make baloney smoothies. I can now keep up with the amount of boloney that is being output and life is amazing!
Please, don't keep us in the dark, what are your conclusions?
Lmao, her improv skills are on point.
This chick's ability to not break is better than 9/10 of today's SNL actors.
This is by far the best kitchen accessory I have ever purchased. And you can use it for more than bologna. It’s is a multipurpose tool everyone.
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I agree! I use it as a mini tortilla folder for tacos!!!
I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard continuously for4 minutes.
Game over for me when Mary said "you can organize your bologna. BALONEY!!!!
Lol “don’t panic!” 😂. It’s a learning curve 😂
It is hard to imagine what life might have been like before this was invented.
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
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I don't know how I made it this far without my Bologna Folder. Great activity for the kids! Great gift for a graduate! Mother's day is right around the corner and I know what my mom and stepmom would both really love this. I hope the puce color comes back i stock soon!
Bologna's back yall!
It's the 2 year subscription for me 😂 hsn could never be this funny lol
I woke up this morning so depressed and so delusional about my life. I thought there might be no reason to carry on because try as I might for so many years, I simply despaired of any attempt to properly organize and manage my baloney. Now, finally I can see a dim light at the end of the tunnel. You may have just saved my life.
You are soooo funny!!! Almost as good as the skit itself !!! If it were made into an infomercial you could be the first part in black and white, of course and then…. Ahhhh Color ! The Baloney folder is that light at the end of the tunnel ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I could not imagine folding bologna "the old fashion way."
The olden days must have really been rough.
"...maybe if you're new to charcutz" 😂
To think I've been doing this folding BY HAND all these years. Unbelievable. Must order now!
The best thing about this is it gives the kids something to do. “Kids did you oil the bologna folder” kids “DAD NO ONE EVEN USES IT”
Love it !
Currently building a shed for my baloney folder.
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I wanted to order one, but they were out of my favorite color: "yellowish."
Then try grayish because ohh that sounds fun
Does it fold salami as well, or is it bologna specific? If this thing could pull double duty, even if it requires an add-on or something, I'd be sold.
I wouldn't recommend it, my uncle tried to fold some ham in his and after the explosion the only thing left of him was his left foot still in its shoe. It was awful...
@@charliehammer8780 this is so sad alexa play despacito
Next level charkoots coming up! When will the XL version be released so I can start folding my Mortadella?
This is the funniest thing since the banana slicer.
What about the Vegeti?
"This might be cheese."
3:07 the absolute tonal whiplash after the tea party comment
How have I gone 40 years without knowing about a miracle like this. I can finally fold my bologna I'm literally crying right now.
Ah yes the bologna folder where I will put my bologna homework
I wasn't sure i really needed ANOTHER gadget....till she mentioned it came in PUCE!!! I bought 3 & can't be happier!! On my way to Costco to buy lard so i can grease that bad-boy up all day!!
PUCE? That's fresh!
Why Lord, why does she hurt the bologna? The folder mashes. The folder tears.
LOOK AT IT!
Would ya look at that!
I wish is wasn't so small.
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think of the mortadella!
The first lady didnt seem to have the hang of it, but that second lady folded bologna like a real pro!
she didn't grease it enough!
That's why the twice-a-day grease downs are so important!
Props for not breaking, I would’ve been laughing 10 seconds in!😂
It is SUCH A PAIN Without it!!
This is awesome!!!!
“This might be cheese” What else could it be?!!
I was shown this out of context and believed it. Tragic.
Great work. 👏
Can’t believe I’ve lived my entire life without a puce colored bologna folder. I’m sure this was a hot item, doubt there’s any left 😂
Tell me more about the yellowish color
Does it work on German Baloney or just American?
I’ve been folding my processed meats all wrong
I got one for me and one for my mother in law.
Where do you get your bologna folder?
This is sick, great comedy
“Puce. That’s fresh”
"We still have them all in stock..."
Yellow-ish
Don’t forget Puce!😂
She made me think I need one!!!
big day at the q, starting with balogna
I adore Mary! She is the perfect prankster!!
Haha. You got me.
It is SUCH A PAIN without it!
1,900 different types of bologna in the world
Does it do socks?
read this comment to my friends and they laughed for a minute straight while sobbing
Thank you i plan on ordering some for the whole family and clearing my trunk so i can keep one in my car.
4 minutes? i got no time for this video, gotta go fold my bologna
The bologna story
Love thank you for the laughs
Thanks vinny
"This might be cheese" XD
Oooohhhh… a COLOR CALLED YELLOWISH!
Adult TEA parties with the CHARCUTEZ… that’s what they call it in the biz!
I have to have one!
mary is a bologna expert, surprising
😇
I can easily see her working tequila shots into this presentation.
I just want to know if anyone actually tried to buy one!!
let me ask my mom and get back to you, she works for the Q, might have the data
This has to be a bunch of…bologna
Amazing!!!
This cant be real😂
It better be real, I just ordered three of them!
So funny!
Hilarious! I would be interested if you have a salami folder . . .😊
Just…thank you, UA-cam. That is all. 😅
I know a politician who needs some help dishing out his Bologna. He should hire her.
Here because of vinny vinesauce
“You’re not gonna be able to store it”
Take my money 😂😂
But does it work for salami? Hummm
Good one Mary..
I can't decide between Puce and Yellowish 😂🤣😭
My husband couldn’t see the magic so I kicked him out!
Now only if they come out with a hot dog or ham folder
i had to sell my house to fit this beauty of a machine
That'll end up under sink in the basement
April fools! Ha! QVC you guys are full of bologna!!! 😆
What was that?
They sould make one that does cheese.
all them host are on the BOX diet....pop in micro LOL however it never last
Someone send this to Alton Brown
Is this an April fool's joke?
its cheaper than fireplace wood
MURICA
How can someone sell this and keep a straight face?
big if true
WHERE CAN I BUY THE BOLOGNA FOLDER PLEASE WHERE TO BUY I NEED FOLDED BOLOGNA PLEASE MONEY TAKE BOLOGNA FOLDER PLEASE
Is this real 🤣
And the bad part is some people actually bought it
Lmao
This might be cheese “