All My Rockets That Didn't Work

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  • Опубліковано 12 чер 2020
  • Here's another fun tip, don't launch in a small urban space like those first few flights...
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  • @theaceofspades485
    @theaceofspades485 4 роки тому +1368

    "What a day to take a nice walk at the local park."
    *gets hit by a high speed missile*

  • @Thiefofdarkness1
    @Thiefofdarkness1 4 роки тому +1278

    I feel like I just watched every single one of my KSP attempts at once.

    • @tokus64
      @tokus64 4 роки тому +18

      I got some moments in Ksp. If you could combine them, it would make a great slapstick movie

    • @michaelscott1685
      @michaelscott1685 4 роки тому +2

      Ahahahah

    • @Rutherford_Sam
      @Rutherford_Sam 3 роки тому +1

      @@tokus64 Oh no , the voc is back.

    • @kaliumnitraat
      @kaliumnitraat 3 роки тому

      @@Rutherford_Sam THERE COMING FOR OUR SPICES

    • @doge3667
      @doge3667 3 роки тому

      Ahahahh I went to orbit but can't go to the mun

  • @AstronomicalYT
    @AstronomicalYT 3 роки тому +234

    0:43
    "You're a rocket"
    "BUT I WANT TO BE A CAR"

  • @redbirb4977
    @redbirb4977 3 роки тому +474

    This reminds me of playing space flight simulator when you forgot to have stages XD

  • @stephen_101
    @stephen_101 4 роки тому +691

    @3:17 This cannot be considered a failure - it’s moving laterally with incredible stability!

    • @ulissemini5492
      @ulissemini5492 4 роки тому +70

      agreed, BPS needs to make an acrobat rocket

    • @mr.yawnie
      @mr.yawnie 4 роки тому +54

      @@paultal just say that was exactly what it was supposed to do, and you're winning.

    • @captain_noo
      @captain_noo 4 роки тому +46

      mission failed successfully

    • @liamtwentyman7275
      @liamtwentyman7275 4 роки тому +12

      Exactly, it is called kerbaling it.

    • @user-ec6kt2fg7m
      @user-ec6kt2fg7m 4 роки тому +16

      It’s called walking the missile.

  • @tomh2628
    @tomh2628 4 роки тому +505

    3:17 : "Commencing eye-roll sequence."
    Haha

    • @nkronert
      @nkronert 4 роки тому +47

      That was actually a very cool hover!

    • @codemonkey2k5
      @codemonkey2k5 4 роки тому +31

      Man if you could do that on demand that would be really impressive.

    • @gsuberland
      @gsuberland 4 роки тому +9

      That one was legitimately graceful.

    • @sethswheelhouse
      @sethswheelhouse 4 роки тому +7

      I rewatched this part several times because it's just fucking sick.

    • @jamez_3824
      @jamez_3824 4 роки тому +3

      Rocket: Aight imma head out

  • @exploding_pineapples
    @exploding_pineapples 4 роки тому +66

    3:29 "You are my everything"

  • @ravimusic8665
    @ravimusic8665 4 роки тому +87

    3:17 when you're working on one idea and another one pops out from it.

  • @AstroCharlie
    @AstroCharlie 4 роки тому +158

    What majesty in motion.

    • @Graham.556
      @Graham.556 4 роки тому +1

      Hey Charlie!

    • @Ameliaross106
      @Ameliaross106 4 роки тому +4

      “Can we get all 28 people watching promise in chat”

  • @rocket_nerd
    @rocket_nerd 4 роки тому +499

    I'm trying not to imagine what would have happened if these where full of LOX and RP1

    • @hobie1613
      @hobie1613 4 роки тому +8

      I am 😂

    • @captainnerd6452
      @captainnerd6452 4 роки тому +46

      Just watch footage of the first US Redstone rockets from the 50's and 60's...

    • @PetWanties
      @PetWanties 4 роки тому +30

      @@captainnerd6452 I didn't know Minecraft was around back then

    • @sebr0wn
      @sebr0wn 4 роки тому +5

      Big bad-da boom

    • @Electrohydrodynamics
      @Electrohydrodynamics 4 роки тому

      Hj Aviation Yeah we don’t have to imagine, just check out footage from previous untold launch attempts.

  • @excalibur3390
    @excalibur3390 3 роки тому +5

    2:05 The first belly flop to tail down manoever ever!

  • @thatonespirit8358
    @thatonespirit8358 4 роки тому +56

    The advert before the video said: “To be a rocket scientist, you have to be an optimist”

  • @k2slab889
    @k2slab889 4 роки тому +458

    "How not to launch a miniature rocket"
    SpaceX reference*

    • @random-b-i2480
      @random-b-i2480 4 роки тому +10

      One day, he will do a 1:1 sized rocket fails video, one day......

    • @hasnaalshammri4490
      @hasnaalshammri4490 3 роки тому +1

      متطمنه مافوقهن احد

  • @OrionAerospace
    @OrionAerospace 4 роки тому +567

    “If you’re gonna fail, do it with a TVC rocket”- probably someone at some point

    • @bigmandan5824
      @bigmandan5824 4 роки тому +1

      Orion Aerospace that somebody was not Elon Musk

    • @iwas1Hp
      @iwas1Hp 4 роки тому

      You....you are that someone

  • @thatg7y923
    @thatg7y923 4 роки тому +21

    1:42 that shot looks so like a real size rocket. Nice

  • @ImKingReal
    @ImKingReal 3 роки тому +23

    “Well technically it did land, just not in one piece.”

  • @emmanuelwestra6524
    @emmanuelwestra6524 4 роки тому +359

    "A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new" - Albert Einstein

    • @WillyPete_
      @WillyPete_ 4 роки тому +8

      "To have lived a complete and full life, one must have been loved as well as hated.
      .......and man have I lived a full life". _ WillyPete

    • @pyrrehraus6571
      @pyrrehraus6571 4 роки тому +18

      "I want die"
      -every college student ever

    • @rxtpatel9152
      @rxtpatel9152 4 роки тому +3

      Some mistakes are dangerous and wont let you to make another one.....peter smith from graveyard.

    • @mrpug1037
      @mrpug1037 3 роки тому +3

      “Hi”- me

    • @stephanhugo4185
      @stephanhugo4185 3 роки тому

      "Me"- hi

  • @t65bx25
    @t65bx25 4 роки тому +181

    “Unplanned interpretive skywriting” is gold.

  • @Ratkill
    @Ratkill 2 роки тому +3

    I honestly appreciate the upload. I'm having a good string of suboptimal results in my projects, and I've got a huge amount of respect for your work and skill level , so this makes me feel a bit better about putting more into my own stuff. Thanks.

  • @matthewcragg3607
    @matthewcragg3607 3 роки тому +1

    2:48 Hats off to the drone flight controller engineers for giving it the ability to right itself so well though!

  • @baptistedruaux8239
    @baptistedruaux8239 4 роки тому +468

    "How not to fly model class rockets"

  • @Potato22
    @Potato22 4 роки тому +53

    3:17 "aight imma head out"

  • @starshipx1282
    @starshipx1282 3 роки тому +1

    Its great to see you experiment and come along better and better. This is SCIENCE.

  • @tracy449
    @tracy449 3 роки тому +4

    Wow, I had no idea you've been at it for so long. Makes me appreciate how much work went into achieving your successes.

  • @tap9095
    @tap9095 4 роки тому +83

    The livestream for the launch at 3:16 was how I found this channel. It just showed up in my recommendations. While that launch was a failure, it was so impressive that I knew I had to stick around to watch you succeed. You could have told me it was intentional and I would have believed you.

  • @Sammy-bq5jz
    @Sammy-bq5jz 4 роки тому +269

    "How much money did you spend on your rockets?"
    "Yes"

  • @ihavearetardopinionhereiti6841
    @ihavearetardopinionhereiti6841 4 роки тому +15

    0:00 imagine launching a powerful missile and it starts to go like this

    • @AljayArceo
      @AljayArceo 3 роки тому +2

      Well the people of the 1950's didn't have to imagine

    • @kraftaksvk
      @kraftaksvk 3 роки тому +1

      @@AljayArceo lol

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 3 роки тому

      Leaked DPRK missile launch footage

  • @Bo-uh9id
    @Bo-uh9id 4 роки тому +3

    I absolutely love how this is like a parody to SpaceX's rocket landings haha.
    Keep up the work man. I could never in my life do what you do.

  • @raincan2000
    @raincan2000 4 роки тому +60

    3:22 looks like a happy upright rocket landing to me

  • @meganantis100
    @meganantis100 4 роки тому +200

    I love how he does most of these in a crowded park 😂😂😂👍🏼

    • @problem5697
      @problem5697 4 роки тому +4

      R/facepalm for you

    • @tylerjosephson4205
      @tylerjosephson4205 4 роки тому +50

      Please. Get your Reddit trash out of UA-cam.

    • @Formula1st
      @Formula1st 4 роки тому +11

      That’s not a facepalm

    • @meganantis100
      @meganantis100 4 роки тому +17

      wehaveaproblem you indeed have a problem

    • @jibcot8541
      @jibcot8541 4 роки тому +19

      I hope he has public liability insurance. Image the law suit if it went throught a moving car windscreen.

  • @hunterkane7836
    @hunterkane7836 3 роки тому +1

    This is literally the funniest thing UA-cam has put in my feed in ages. And it’s golden.

  • @anugrhhhh693
    @anugrhhhh693 4 роки тому +23

    This feels like a compilation of everytime how tom loses to jerry

  • @YourMJK
    @YourMJK 4 роки тому +48

    I love 3:11 lol.
    "I don't wanna go to space today, mum"

  • @cameronland5934
    @cameronland5934 4 роки тому +103

    They all worked, they just didn't know how to do it.

  • @sedatkestepe822
    @sedatkestepe822 4 роки тому

    I love your humor on your own mistakes. And even that jokes reflect how you are confident with the thing you are doing. Midst the era of people who are interested in nothing but perfection you are growing with your mistakes, showing most people the true path.

  • @schedarr
    @schedarr 4 роки тому

    Really amazing you've managed to achieve so much! Don't stop!

  • @zachm4635
    @zachm4635 4 роки тому +31

    Always best to look back and laugh at our failures

    • @mrpug1037
      @mrpug1037 4 роки тому +1

      Bordiga Armchair r/cursedcomments

  • @Paul_Sergeyev
    @Paul_Sergeyev 4 роки тому +5

    This shows how hard it was to get to that level of awesomeness you have now. Keep it up and we'll see you in space in several years! I love your amazing work!

  • @zahraangela892
    @zahraangela892 3 роки тому +1

    Oh my God I laugh with tears!! The best compilation ever

  • @ericemme747
    @ericemme747 4 роки тому +2

    More motivational than a Rocky Iv montage!

  • @tobiasebastiantempella9792
    @tobiasebastiantempella9792 4 роки тому +52

    Ground control to major tom your circuit's dead there's something wrong

  • @benpatto10
    @benpatto10 4 роки тому +5

    I've gotta say, you've made some really elaborate and impressive lawn darts, keen to see whats next for BPS!

  • @nathanielharter1643
    @nathanielharter1643 4 роки тому

    Honestly this is beautiful. Failure when loves are not lost is just a chance to learn and improve. Well done!

  • @dummyjoe7895
    @dummyjoe7895 3 роки тому

    I come back here to watch Joe and his amazing creations. Never gets old.

  • @isaquest134
    @isaquest134 4 роки тому +45

    2036: “I got into orbit!”

  • @chuckiis
    @chuckiis 4 роки тому +21

    2:18 Eject!! Eject!! Eject Everyone!!!

  • @ericrisinger1241
    @ericrisinger1241 4 роки тому

    your dedication and perseverance is outstanding! Cheers!

  • @C-Dub487
    @C-Dub487 3 роки тому

    I admire your perseverance!

  • @g4l4x83
    @g4l4x83 4 роки тому +48

    AKA How not to Launch a Suborbital Model Rocket

  • @commiccannon592
    @commiccannon592 4 роки тому +17

    When I saw rocket pendulum fallacy I was sort of disappointed I thought you were better then that joe

  • @franklotshaw5343
    @franklotshaw5343 Рік тому

    Wow, humility and perseverance! Very worthy character traits!

  • @MikeTaylor-tw5wb
    @MikeTaylor-tw5wb Рік тому

    Honestly, your perseverance is inspiring

  • @Brandon-sc1fz
    @Brandon-sc1fz 4 роки тому +24

    “How not to land an orbital rocket booster”

  • @CanineDefenseTechnologies
    @CanineDefenseTechnologies 4 роки тому +6

    We were waiting for this for so long...

  • @thud9797
    @thud9797 3 роки тому

    I do admire your persistence.

  • @lexnicolai1442
    @lexnicolai1442 3 роки тому

    Never, ever give up. Great to watch.....

  • @s4dg
    @s4dg 4 роки тому +21

    you know you've found an honest youtuber when they make a video dedicated to they're failures so people can laugh at them.

  • @therandomnessofeverythinga7045
    @therandomnessofeverythinga7045 4 роки тому +69

    W O W...but aren’t you worried about the people, cars and houses close by maybe getting hit?

    • @thephilpott2194
      @thephilpott2194 4 роки тому +14

      @Marcus Keeler Well yes. If your hobby arrives through the sunroof of someone's car the owner is going to beat you to a pulp. 'Nowhere near enough space- the final frontier'

    • @voltsnbolts8879
      @voltsnbolts8879 4 роки тому +20

      This guy is an ass. Launching rockets that close to building and traffic is just stupid and entitled. Go out to the middle of nowhere...
      I dunno where this guy lives but in the US and Canada you definitely cannot launch rockets this close to people.

    • @thatguywhowouldnotsharehis2062
      @thatguywhowouldnotsharehis2062 4 роки тому +3

      @@voltsnbolts8879 In newer clips he does I think

    • @forrestl5597
      @forrestl5597 4 роки тому +2

      @Anant Tiwari like bullets, they small and don't explode, so no worry

    • @GTfour01
      @GTfour01 3 роки тому +6

      @@voltsnbolts8879 He lives in the U.S.
      Probably not a democratic safetynazi state.

  • @VodkaFanClub
    @VodkaFanClub 3 роки тому +1

    Wow, this is so amazingly done!! This short film will be a great memory once you crossed the Karman line :) Never give up, this is the business end of life! :) Greeting from Hungary

  • @saltylmao
    @saltylmao 3 роки тому +20

    X Æ A-12 First toys are so cute. Like what they said, "like father like son"

  • @jaalittle2814
    @jaalittle2814 4 роки тому +5

    Aww, I was waiting for the “Launched too close to passing traffic” clip...

  • @dbcooper-alltimehideandsee6223
    @dbcooper-alltimehideandsee6223 3 роки тому +6

    The course of true love never has gone smoothly.

  • @jakegreek1
    @jakegreek1 4 роки тому

    I am absolutely amazed. I saw the video name and thumbnail and instantly thought that it would have this song playing in the background. I am more than content with life right now

  • @AILAil-qp8cz
    @AILAil-qp8cz 3 роки тому

    Many thanks for all efforts .

  • @bgwmachine
    @bgwmachine 4 роки тому +13

    Each time a more sophisticated failure 👌

    • @michaelscott1685
      @michaelscott1685 4 роки тому +1

      That's how It work, you find the most common and easiest to happen problem and then you need to face the most strange and uncommon one

  • @fyz4919
    @fyz4919 4 роки тому +35

    Those people just walk by be like:Ahh just a normal day in Russia

    • @PavelLisov
      @PavelLisov 3 роки тому +4

      A normal day in Boca Chica

    • @JV-ip7iu
      @JV-ip7iu 3 роки тому +1

      @@PavelLisov”makes sense”

    • @Raptor302
      @Raptor302 3 роки тому +3

      Russia actually makes good rockets, this is Elon Musk.

    • @scienceium5233
      @scienceium5233 2 роки тому +2

      @@Raptor302 true

  • @7pH
    @7pH 4 роки тому

    The music is just perfect. Love it!!

  • @rakaady
    @rakaady 4 роки тому

    Idk why this on my recommended but i love some space stuff like rocket. Keep it up man!

  • @ThatJay283
    @ThatJay283 4 роки тому +3

    0:58 reminds me of when I forget to check the staging in Kerbal space program

  • @louiefriesen
    @louiefriesen 4 роки тому +10

    "It's not a failure... I'm just proving it didn't work" -Thomas Edison (I think)

  • @Mishef-3832
    @Mishef-3832 4 роки тому

    Perfectly selected music. Strauss Waltz for all times and all occasions. Dance of the little rockets!

  • @devastaterx
    @devastaterx 4 роки тому

    Man this was enjoyable. People yak, yak, yak and here is a guy doing something. Over and over again until he get's it right. Love hard workers. There's not enough of them.

  • @Momo-bb2fn
    @Momo-bb2fn 3 роки тому +5

    0:51 made me snort laugh

  • @crazedpilot1
    @crazedpilot1 3 роки тому +4

    0:42
    "I don't really wanna fly today..."

  • @sureshpeshawaria347
    @sureshpeshawaria347 3 роки тому

    I see it positively - in spite of so many failures, you kept trying without giving up.. that's determination to succeed...

  • @luk3worm478
    @luk3worm478 3 роки тому +1

    All of this time I waited to see a GOOD ROCKET you made...I mean tho the title didn't say so...but I wanted to see one successful rocket that will work as a motivation for many...like - try try but don't cry...👍✌️

  • @PuudingMusic
    @PuudingMusic 4 роки тому +6

    Title should be "HOW NOT TO LAND AN EARTH CLASS ROCKET"

  • @floris476
    @floris476 4 роки тому +5

    See the title: “I know what song would go well with this”.... how how did it know

  • @nikanand1203
    @nikanand1203 4 роки тому

    Any reasonable person would have stopped a long time ago mate but your perseverance on this is spectacular!
    5/10 for rocket science
    20/10 for "I WILL NOT QUIT GODDAMMIT!"

  • @mgtowveteran3234
    @mgtowveteran3234 3 роки тому

    I'm proud of you, brother. Keep going!

  • @Jamesdavey358
    @Jamesdavey358 4 роки тому +4

    0:30 haha, thats what happened to a space-x rocket (dont know which one )

  • @SuicideNeil
    @SuicideNeil 4 роки тому +5

    Hmm, stick some wheels on some of those and you'd have perfectly viable rocket-powered dragsters...

  • @basti8056
    @basti8056 4 роки тому

    Bester total verrückter Typ, mit vielen Ideen. Thumps up!

  • @ugetridofit
    @ugetridofit 4 роки тому

    I am glad in your later testing you moved to a larger field. In your earlier videos I can't believe you actually tried that with all those cars and people around.

  • @TLI72
    @TLI72 4 роки тому +9

    Don’t go down it’s all comments about
    Alternate title How not to launch or land an amateur rocket
    Also can’t wait until august

  • @paragjyotideka1246
    @paragjyotideka1246 3 роки тому

    This video is full of everything. Inspiration, humour, sadness, hope.

  • @FlyApeRally
    @FlyApeRally 4 роки тому

    Amazing honesty.

  • @meaninglessinternetpoints9351
    @meaninglessinternetpoints9351 4 роки тому +3

    I would love to see how much money Joe spends a year on his 3d printer.

  • @johankarlborg2829
    @johankarlborg2829 4 роки тому +3

    "Here's another fun tip, don't launch in a small urban space like those first few flights..."
    Yeah, doesn't exactly take a rocket scientist to figure THAT out.

  • @VuurwerkTB
    @VuurwerkTB 4 роки тому

    Haha, really fun to see this all😁 Nice video!

  • @tommilano2000
    @tommilano2000 3 роки тому

    I appreciate that you have J. Strauss's Blue Danube as the soundtrack

  • @ghostindamachine
    @ghostindamachine 4 роки тому

    Awesome video! Really loved the side ways sliding rocket :)

  • @steven.j.heaton1850
    @steven.j.heaton1850 2 роки тому

    Some of these could also feature additional descriptive text "I'm a car... I'm a car..." and "Lawn dart" 😉 Awesome stuff BPS. Entertaining and informative.

  • @patrickjforde2660
    @patrickjforde2660 4 роки тому

    Just so you know your work is AWESOME..☘

  • @martin_alegria984yt9
    @martin_alegria984yt9 4 роки тому

    It doesn't matter if your rockets fail, it is impressive to see them, keep it up

  • @braeburnhilliard8340
    @braeburnhilliard8340 4 роки тому

    Oh that was great! I really love the rocket flying sideways near the end, that really made me laugh!

  • @photoxlo
    @photoxlo 4 роки тому

    Reminds me of October Sky. Haha brilliant experiments though. I love this effort!

  • @Oscar4u69
    @Oscar4u69 4 роки тому

    this is beautiful and poetic

  • @wallbrick2170
    @wallbrick2170 4 роки тому

    Even though these were so many fails but i still enjoyed watching it
    Congrats for almost perfect landing ;)

  • @joecarnes9174
    @joecarnes9174 4 роки тому

    The fails are as good as the wins! Awsome thanks!