Adam talking about a girl who still wants him after endlessly berating her mere seconds after telling the story about how him and a friend would hump pillows pretending they were Naruto characters isn't the sort of conversation flow I was expecting.
All of that sounded like such dumb highschool drama even Lyle was like "wtf even is this story?" Honestly it sounds like homegirl needs mental help and it's weird to me that Adam is choosing to remain in such a toxic situation...but dude just admitted to fucking pillows with his friend pretending they're anime girls so idk what qualifies as "weird" to this guy...
@@bendesmond6008 Oh, I get it. They intended to make him a tiny clone of Chris, but instead made it so that his Int stat was tiny instead of his Size stat. What funny hijinks.
I don’t know why but I’m imagining Lyle watching Adam and Chris play like a father that doesn’t understand what’s happening but is happy the two aren’t trying to kill each other
1:49 One of my favorite Nintendo tidbits in regard to this - when asked why Mario looked so different from other humans, Kento Motokura replied "there are all kinds of people in the world".
It was actually Kento Motokura, Mario Odyssey's director. I know I sound like a know-it-all but it's just cause I literally just watched the DYKG video about it
@@FieryRed_BE fun fact, the reason you think that is because Chris gas lit Zach about his fake brother bert, and when Adam showed up they called him bert. And this community is so committed to the bit that nobody has said otherwise. Ps: sorry I pointed out the joke lol.
@@FieryRed_BE Yeah. Adam left for alternate schooling in America when he was little due to his savant syndrome, and they were reunited recently. Pretty wholesome, seems like Chris is really connecting with his lost brother. They call him Bert sometimes as a joke.
I think this is the first time we've had this specific combination. The only other time when Lyle and Adam were in the same video was in Priest Simulator with Zack.
Adam should just go to that girl's house like: "it's over between us." **pulls out a lewd Hinata body pillow** "I'm with someone else. And we're in love." **starts making out with body pillow on her front doorstep**
I like that when Adam says he likes the Kirby game with a mirror is cool Lyle says "yeah" and immediately after Lyle talks about the Kirby game "in which you can call a posse of Kirbys to help you, not knowing both are the same game.
I'd like a series with those two trying to unlock stupid achievements in video games. Idk if oney needs to be involved just those two alone would be an absolute experience.
@@BorfieKai "A BOY IS BORN, THE THRONE AWAITS. A SEER WARNS OF A DEADLY FATE. 'GIVE UP YOUR TOMAR, SEPARATE. BIDE YOUR TIME, LIE IN WAIT.' TOMAR UNDERGROOOOUND! TOMAR UNDERGROOOOUND! HE SWORE A VOW HIS EMERALDS WILL BE FOUND!"
The way that the "Kirby-ised" version of Adam is drawn in the thumbnail makes it look like someone hammered two divots into his cranium, which is reminiscent of what I believe must have happened to him in real life.
1:40 kento motokura, director of super mario odyssey, when questioned on whether or not mario was human, said yes, and added, "in the world, there are many different types of people, you know."
Kento Motoruka subscribes to the archaic scientific idea that different races evolved from different species of primates, otherwise known as Polygenism. To hammer this belief home, he was inspired to make Mario's anatomy and physique wildly different to emphasize his more lowly primate origin compared to the other humans. Look it up. On a side note, some Europeans also used Polygenism to justify slavery, colonialism, and eugenics.
Adam talking about the first Elden ring boss makes me happy because I know he means Margit but knowing him it could very well be the one in the tutorial cave
I agree that Margit is nowhere as hard as people say because most people fight him straight after getting out of tutorial cave. If you bother getting his shackle hes pretty much a joke and Margot himself is super easy
@Chris daughen less that and more where hes located and the fact you've potential fought radahn and been to the eternal citys the sheer level you can potentially reach pre Margot makes him a joke
This game isn't Kirby in the real world, or our world. Because Earth literally exists as a playable world/stage in previous Kirby games, and it's a post-apocolyptic, frozen over hellscape.
More games I never expect them to touch. Loving Adam more and more also And the thumbnail is cute in an odd way. I hope they too are disgusted by Kirby voring the rusty ass car
That was one of the best stories on OneyPlays. Oddly enough, I would love to see her as a guest on the channel. I feel like it would be a great experience, even if it wasn't.
Idk kinda seemed like maximum grade school humor and priorities. Like why are you even in the same audience as someone that childish and then deriving pleasure from it? It was just more sad than funny to me.
The N64 Kirby was pretty limiting and very linear but it was definitely amazing when it came to Kirby lore, as well as introducing a bunch of Combo abilities that allowed you to mix just about every known ability (up to that point) and then mix it with another ability creating an awesome hybrid of the two! It wasn’t very long, but honestly I think it’s super underrated, but is still considered one of my favourite N64 games! I must have rented it and beat it like 10 times lol
Adam sounds like he is on the verge of losing consciousness almost 90% of the time he is talking. Guess he shouldnt have messed with Tomars Spaghetti-O's
This reminds me- I don't play Kirby games but I do know that there's an obligatory eldritch god at the end of each game, I wonder what this one will be
I haven't watched Oneyplays in a while so this is my first exposure to Adam. Ngl I wasn't too huge a fan at first, but the 1-2 combo of the Sakura and Hinata pillow story, and the crazy chick saga completely sold me. He's a riot.
Can’t wait for the follow up story where Adam admits that he and this woman started hate fucking each other, and every time he does some new, more heinous thing, and she storms out only to call again the next day like it never happened. Then the follow up to that story is they move in together, and we get the play-by-play of their horrendous life together. I’m more hyped for this saga than I am to play Elden Ring.
Adam talking about a girl who still wants him after endlessly berating her mere seconds after telling the story about how him and a friend would hump pillows pretending they were Naruto characters isn't the sort of conversation flow I was expecting.
Sounds like something you would expect from a oneyplays video.
This episode is golden!
Felt like something from SleepyCast
Cory?
I read the comment before seeing it and I still wasn’t prepared
Of all the stories they could have possibly told over a Kirby game, Adam’s encounters with a psychotic girl was a wild decision
She sounds like a perfect match for how unhinged Adam is.
The most wholesome innocent games always bring out the most degenerate sides of them
All the sucking probably reminded him of her
Wild Mode brings out the wildest stories
All of that sounded like such dumb highschool drama even Lyle was like "wtf even is this story?" Honestly it sounds like homegirl needs mental help and it's weird to me that Adam is choosing to remain in such a toxic situation...but dude just admitted to fucking pillows with his friend pretending they're anime girls so idk what qualifies as "weird" to this guy...
“It’s like, I tried to let Jesus take the wheel and crash into a wall. But Jesus actually starts driving.”
Goddamn, Adam is a trip.
He talks like he's constantly barely awake yet he somehow comes up with gold like this on the fly, Adam really is Cory on steroids but less horny.
Adam talking is what drunken boxing is to martial arts
I don’t that quote can be topped by anyone.
@@Dylan90210 you're so gnomestruck you can't formulate a full sentence.
I feel like Adam is on a steady flow of psychedelics and is slowly reinventing language just like humans did 50,000 years ago
Lyle being the resident Kirby expert makes me happier than it should
Lyle is usually the expert i've found.
lyle is strangely knowlegeble about vidgygames...
like Cory with Sonic games
Who's the one telling you how much you SHOULD be happy about your little lyle , are they trying to take 'eem away from you?
@@bugglemagnum6213 hes my lyle, you can’t take him from me, he’s mine!
the Sakura and Hinata pillow fucking story is by far one of the best additions to OneyPlays lore
The Oneyplays lore is as big as the Tails gets Trolled lore now its true
That woman who keep obsessively calling Adam is fucking wild too
I fell asleep watching this. When is the pillow story?
@@u368-72 thank you?
@Ally Weatherholt the true mystery remains unsolved
“This is a nice gated community.”- Kirby 2022
”No minorities” - Kirby
God I love gated communities :) and hate the people that ruin them!
Poor Kirby had to leave his gated off community due to a spacial rip.
But now he has to go out for groceries
Kirby said it wasn’t a race thing he just hates poor people.
Eating Lyle would give Kirby the power of the almighty belt buckle to brain his enemies with.
Giant basement rats
Holy shit it's been so long since I've heard brain used as a verb like that 💀
@@headphonesdawg same 💀
And mastery over guitar.
Kirby would also get a sick tanktop and a cool tribal sleeve.
The Oneyplays Best of Adam is just going to be the parts where he's talking in every episode he's in.
And it'll be wonderful
really cant wait for it lmao
isnt that pretty much already all the best of -cast-
I'd love to see adam and zach together, they seem like polar opposites yet both very funny
@@shahood8116 they hate each other sadly
2:30 - 3:03 I absolutely adore how Lyle and Chris just have a conversation here as Adam just kind of lives in his own world
stop hitting me bad fox
I always imagine Adam as a little bump on the side of Chris' face that can somehow speak and is also baked at all times.
Adam trying to comprehend life is my new fav thing about oneyplays
He's like a clone of Chris at half intelligence.
@@bendesmond6008 Oh, I get it. They intended to make him a tiny clone of Chris, but instead made it so that his Int stat was tiny instead of his Size stat. What funny hijinks.
@@ajaxtaur yeah Adam would never level INT or DEX
Hes the failed clone of Chris and Corey mixed with extra Missouri water people dna
@@jeremyabbott4537 why else do you think he's still probably on the first Elden Ring boss
I don’t know why but I’m imagining Lyle watching Adam and Chris play like a father that doesn’t understand what’s happening but is happy the two aren’t trying to kill each other
16:55 onwards is a certified OneyPlays highlight reel on its own.
Pure dopamine rush! 😂
Nah man, it starts at 15:30.
@@EdgarAllan2pointPoe that shit fucking killed me
It's more of a sleepycast highlight given how quickly it goes to people fucking stuff
“The team spunk rag” I am dying 😂 I’ve never heard that one before
She's just jealous of the naruto pillows
1:49 One of my favorite Nintendo tidbits in regard to this - when asked why Mario looked so different from other humans, Kento Motokura replied "there are all kinds of people in the world".
It was actually Kento Motokura, Mario Odyssey's director. I know I sound like a know-it-all but it's just cause I literally just watched the DYKG video about it
So does that mean Mario and Luigi are some kinds of freaks of nature?
@@maninthemask6275 no, they're just italian
@@pinio5132 Don't apologize, I really appreciate the correction! I'll update my comment. :)
@@pencilstreak9 Wholesome exchange by two individuals online? Here you go, sir/ma'am/whatever you prefer, you dropped this 👑
I like that Chris almost always tells Adam's stories for him.
Adam seems like the guy that has a lot of crazy stuff happen but doesn't care about it enough to tell people.
"Adam tell him about the thing"
"What? Oh yeah. *giggling*"
We all know it’s just Chris putting on a different voice
its like chris narrates and adam adds in a golden commentary
I dunno.
When Chris tells a story, it gets told. With Adam... feels like it'd take a year to get it started.
5:54 "aight, let's go to the left"
*drives to the right*
I love Adam
Lyle's "wait, what?" was probably the most genuine expression of that particular phrase that I've ever heard.
Adam is freaking unleashed in this one
"diiie! diiiiie!!" -adam
Adam may be crazier than Corey
One simply could not be less leashed than he
15:41 this is simultaneously wholesome and actually horrid. rock on, adam.
Chad
adam is chris‘ brother, right?
@@FieryRed_BE fun fact, the reason you think that is because Chris gas lit Zach about his fake brother bert, and when Adam showed up they called him bert. And this community is so committed to the bit that nobody has said otherwise.
Ps: sorry I pointed out the joke lol.
That's something most people would bring to their grave lmao... I almost did a spit-take.
@@FieryRed_BE Yeah. Adam left for alternate schooling in America when he was little due to his savant syndrome, and they were reunited recently. Pretty wholesome, seems like Chris is really connecting with his lost brother. They call him Bert sometimes as a joke.
15:52 if your story makes Lyle go "Wait what" in disbelief you know it's some seriously weird shit.
Adam's stories were hilarious, but I'd personally be a little scared about someone so unstable being obsessed with me
Burt Tornado? Being afraid of an Indian Stalker? please. We are all lucky he is too sleepy to enslave us all.
I hope Chris keeps both crusty eyes on him.
I promise this isn't Adam's first rodeo
It's all fun and games 'till she ends up shooting him or something.
@@XLamonteCoxX "lol, what is that a gun? What do you need a gun for?"
"she just wants to be the team spunk rag but we're not gonna let that happen" I need more adam episodes fucking hell that killed me
I’m really loving how much Adam has been in videos lately.
I think this is the first time we've had this specific combination. The only other time when Lyle and Adam were in the same video was in Priest Simulator with Zack.
He quickly became one of my favorite boys
Disagree, he is so dumb that its not funny anymore, its become really frustrating and annoying
@Captain Child尺卂卩乇 r u a bot or somethin I keep seeing u in oneys comments
@@globesurfer122 Need someone the 10 year olds watching can relate to.
Adam is fucking insane. I love his insistence on continuing this god forsaken charade with this woman. Never change.
I like Adam even more every episode. He's like a smooth brained Mitch Hedberg
How?
🤣
@@pikachuclasico2366 Are you telling me “I tried to let Jesus take the wheel and crash into a wall, but he just kept driving” isn’t a Hedberg joke
This is one of the funniest and most accurate comparisons I've ever had the pleasure of reading
Adam should just go to that girl's house like:
"it's over between us."
**pulls out a lewd Hinata body pillow**
"I'm with someone else. And we're in love."
**starts making out with body pillow on her front doorstep**
lol adam please do that
I think she would understand
8:13 ok that was the hardest I've heard Lyle laugh in a while. That was pretty good.
he has an excellent laugh
I hope that helps Adam get out of his shell a bit.
Made me laugh just as hard
I like that when Adam says he likes the Kirby game with a mirror is cool Lyle says "yeah" and immediately after Lyle talks about the Kirby game "in which you can call a posse of Kirbys to help you, not knowing both are the same game.
Nobody realized Adam says the opposite of Irish stories.
They start unassuming then get fucking weird.
I need Adam and Cory to be an episode together, it'll be so great.
The world would probably implode if they did a video.
Have we ever seen Adam and Corey in the same room even?
I'd like a series with those two trying to unlock stupid achievements in video games. Idk if oney needs to be involved just those two alone would be an absolute experience.
No. Cory sucks.
I think their Postal 2 playthrough has them both
If these boys get too wild, a Tomar Event could end us all, sucking us all into Kirby's gaping maw.
A Tomar event is already beginning. When the child is born, we will never be able to return to how life was before.
@@BorfieKai "A BOY IS BORN, THE THRONE AWAITS. A SEER WARNS OF A DEADLY FATE. 'GIVE UP YOUR TOMAR, SEPARATE. BIDE YOUR TIME, LIE IN WAIT.'
TOMAR UNDERGROOOOUND! TOMAR UNDERGROOOOUND! HE SWORE A VOW HIS EMERALDS WILL BE FOUND!"
For real though, the thought of a Tomar rage triggering a world ending Kirby event fills me with more than a little existential dread.
Or Kirby just sucks all the air off of Earth. Explosive decompression would absolutely be a worse way to go.
*Kirby’s gaping minge
Adam is at his most articulate when he expresses his desire for kirby's 8-incher.
I love how much Adam makes Lyle totally lose his shit laughing
I'm glad the O'Neill brothers made up over their swimming abilities and have begun frequently collaborating.
The way that the "Kirby-ised" version of Adam is drawn in the thumbnail makes it look like someone hammered two divots into his cranium, which is reminiscent of what I believe must have happened to him in real life.
1:40 kento motokura, director of super mario odyssey, when questioned on whether or not mario was human, said yes, and added, "in the world, there are many different types of people, you know."
That’s dumb
Kento Motoruka subscribes to the archaic scientific idea that different races evolved from different species of primates, otherwise known as Polygenism. To hammer this belief home, he was inspired to make Mario's anatomy and physique wildly different to emphasize his more lowly primate origin compared to the other humans. Look it up. On a side note, some Europeans also used Polygenism to justify slavery, colonialism, and eugenics.
@@xiuxiu1108 The Japanese can get away with it, they're wacky haha
That story and Adam's storytelling skills made this episode. we've all known that crazy woman and thats the best way to deal with it
I am concerned that this game is going to reinvigorate Lyle's urges to fellate an entire car.
oh no not the "subaru incident" again
i believe it’s “fellatiate”
@Captain Child尺卂卩乇 what
You cant filet a car
Reminds me of that time Lyle blew up a car in front of a bunch of kids.
It took a year before his lips went back to normal.
When your stories so messed up that even Lyle questions it, you should be concerned
Adam is pretty much Chris on sleeping pills.
The real Lil Sleepy
Holy shit adams story at like 15:30 fucking killed me
@Captain Child尺卂卩乇 wow
@@danker7680 yea just report and forget they exist
18:54 Gotta be my new favorite Oneyplays quote
Adam's crazy girl story is legit the funniest thing I've heard in months
Adam talking about the first Elden ring boss makes me happy because I know he means Margit but knowing him it could very well be the one in the tutorial cave
My brother quit at that boss and refunded the game lol.
Margit is e-zy, first try. :D
I agree that Margit is nowhere as hard as people say because most people fight him straight after getting out of tutorial cave. If you bother getting his shackle hes pretty much a joke and Margot himself is super easy
@@lordxdaubeny2384 That’s because Margott doesn’t take 5 seconds for his wind ups so it actually mKes it easier to dodge him.
@Chris daughen less that and more where hes located and the fact you've potential fought radahn and been to the eternal citys the sheer level you can potentially reach pre Margot makes him a joke
Has there been a video with Adam and Zach? I would piss myself with laughter listening to those two together.
Watch the Priest Simulator vids and Oney Doesn’t Play
@@joshuahughes4704 fuck yes. Thank you.
Zach + Corey + Adam is the combo the world needs right now
This game isn't Kirby in the real world, or our world. Because Earth literally exists as a playable world/stage in previous Kirby games, and it's a post-apocolyptic, frozen over hellscape.
Move over, Splatoon.
Time travel~ This is a post-apocalyptic, pre-frozen over world.
@Popsicle Bread it's very explicit, lol.
More games I never expect them to touch. Loving Adam more and more also
And the thumbnail is cute in an odd way. I hope they too are disgusted by Kirby voring the rusty ass car
North Of The Border channel made a nice clayfigure of the rusty car with Kirby. Worth checking out
man this video is very much for you
I was laughing nervously when Lyle asked Chris if knew about Car Mouth and said he didn't.
I was wondering when someone would bring up Kirby's vore addiction. He's worse than a sex addict with that shit.
@@djdee6386 yeah I had a lot of thoughts I had to get out haha
The first level starts just like Crash Bandicoot
yeah I'm surprised Chris didn't make that observation.
It didn't have a spyro floaty otherwise he might have
Thought the same thing.
@@MimickFox No, that's in Crash 4.
@@ilikecurry2345 true
I'd honestly want them to play kirby and the amazing mirror, they would have fun and get lost too.
i'd love to see them "acquire 4 copies of the game" and "use a link cable to connect 4 gbas" to play it 4 player. would be a pretty unique lets play
We NEED more co-op games, shit always slaps!
Deep Rock Galactic would be great. ROCK AND STONE!
@@BlitzkriegBryce DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?
Bruh no cap you speaking skraight facts b
God I hope Adam and Cory will be in the same video one day.
True meeting of the minds
Gotta say, if even half of Adam's stories are true, then he might have nabbed the "most likely to be a reptilian" award.
I absolutely love Adam, he hit the ground running from the start!
Kirby left his gated community for FIVE minutes and he's already doing drive-bys
It’s about time they play a Kirby game!
@@makeitthrough_ 🤖 chiz pizza
Or the infamous “Grumps Dream Course”.
@@zackrader1906 I hear Danny, and Arnold still fight over who fucked the others wife first. You never know who really started it with internet drama.
They already played an official Kirby game. Remember the iconic Paper Mario World Gold?
EXACTLY HOLY SHIT
Kinda weird that Lyles implying people under a certain height simply aren't human
Sigma mindset.
I mean Waluigi is pretty tall but whether or not he's human is up for debate.
It's true though!!!
Can you blame him? The shortest guy he knows has a beard, is obsessed with gemstones and is prone to violence.
13:11 Adam's delivery is amazing
I love how Chris told a story FOR Adam because he knew if he asked Adam to do it he’d never get through it.
im starting to enjoy Adam's company in these videos more and more, iv'e never heard
Lyle laugh that hard either
Adam responding back with the same shit that she's spewing probably just makes it seem like that's their thing with each other in that girl's head.
Adam is a laugh riot and intersting, hes a good dynamic of the lets play and good stories thats actually interesting to hear
7:30
Real-talk? Amazing Mirror slaps so hard. It's a Kirby Metroidvania with everything you could want from the concept.
That was one of the best stories on OneyPlays. Oddly enough, I would love to see her as a guest on the channel. I feel like it would be a great experience, even if it wasn't.
Holy shit I love Adam. His story about the crazy lady had me laughing so hard
That story was wild, I really hope someone makes an OP Animated for it
Idk kinda seemed like maximum grade school humor and priorities. Like why are you even in the same audience as someone that childish and then deriving pleasure from it? It was just more sad than funny to me.
@@okamireborn1406 You know it's okay to laugh at stupid, immature things right?
Adam is an amazing character. How does Chris have so many hilarious friends?
He makes them out of clay and imbues them with irish magic my dude.
I swear in each and every video, it further supports the theory that Adam can’t read.
Kirby goes downtown in Wild Mode. Welcome to the real world where Kirby is a blond E cup bombshell who works the hotels.
1 million plus smoothbrains have actually subscribed to this channel??? Glad to be a part of it boys
Hello, fellow smoothbrain
I just wanted my brain to look like Kirby
I can't wait for the flashback sequence in the final game where Mike Tyson bites a chunk out of the blue things ear.
8:06 here we see L-dawg enthusiastically chortleing at Adam's goof. A modest, but noteworthy moment in OneyPlays history.
"I'm not the biggest fan of you either"
-Adam Bert Tornado
I desperately need Chris to make Adam and Cory spend a week together and document everything that happens.
Adam: Let’s go left!
Goes right.
I love Adam
"Kirby goes to the real world, dude."
It’s always a great time when we get to see the gang play co-op games
The N64 Kirby was pretty limiting and very linear but it was definitely amazing when it came to Kirby lore, as well as introducing a bunch of Combo abilities that allowed you to mix just about every known ability (up to that point) and then mix it with another ability creating an awesome hybrid of the two! It wasn’t very long, but honestly I think it’s super underrated, but is still considered one of my favourite N64 games! I must have rented it and beat it like 10 times lol
no joke the second after adam talked about fucking naruto pillows i got a crunchy roll advert for naruto
Adam is so fucking funny i’m glad he’s a part of the videos more lately! funny man
4:57 Adam actually getting mad at Chris is amazing
Im lold when Adam said let's go to the left and immediately went right
Adam has the most interesting stories. I want to hear more from him LOOL
Adam sounds like he is on the verge of losing consciousness almost 90% of the time he is talking. Guess he shouldnt have messed with Tomars Spaghetti-O's
3:09 Surprised that they actually changed the animation of healing a second player now given they did the former animation in Star Allies.
3D kissing is where they draw the line I guess
Holy shit dude I was not expecting anything like the second half of this episode to happen
5:54
"Alright, let's go to the left."
*goes right*
adams story was the funniest thing ive heard all week
This reminds me- I don't play Kirby games but I do know that there's an obligatory eldritch god at the end of each game, I wonder what this one will be
what a good episode lol, adams story is insane.
I haven't watched Oneyplays in a while so this is my first exposure to Adam. Ngl I wasn't too huge a fan at first, but the 1-2 combo of the Sakura and Hinata pillow story, and the crazy chick saga completely sold me. He's a riot.
Can’t wait for the follow up story where Adam admits that he and this woman started hate fucking each other, and every time he does some new, more heinous thing, and she storms out only to call again the next day like it never happened.
Then the follow up to that story is they move in together, and we get the play-by-play of their horrendous life together. I’m more hyped for this saga than I am to play Elden Ring.
That beginning beach looked exactly like crash bandicoot and Chris didn’t say a word
Mario is canonically a critter.
15:33 Adam is a legend for telling this story.
I'm begining to appreciate Lyle's deep soothing voice, it brings light in my otherwise dark world.
I love it when Adam talks, I feel like I need to help him put his lips together to form words.
Ah, classic tornado, volcano, tsunami, lightning bolt, or whatever. I missed this little scamps' stories.
19:20 Can we just appreciate for a second that the official canon name for Kirby's car transformation is "Car-Mouth Kirby?"
Somehow now that I listened for the first time a story from Adam, I feel like his avatar design is quite fitting
3:38 the sad thing is thats not even really a bandana; it should be called a Waddle Doo-rag