I love it when they came out of the cave and he was like: "well that was really dissapointing, I was really looking forward to having a dragon on our team now"
The 3rd season was a logical ending point. Better to have a great show that didn't overstay its welcome than a show with great early seasons followed by garbage money milking seasons.
I like that since none of them looked you can interpret the dragon as being in the mind of the "crazy" dragon lady, so it's ambiguous whether or not this puts the show in a fantasy setting or not. (it might have been better though if we didn't see the dragon at all (or maybe if we couldn't tell for sure what we were seeing).)
Anybody knows in what episode one Viking starts a vote to agree on a human sacrifice, but the obvious female victim quickly starts a second vote to chose the Viking to be the sacrificed, and he grudgingly accepts ? The best line I know to explain the basic rights in democracy.
I have a similar bald story so i know how deep an insult gets when ur hair is thin. ONe of my friends caught me when the sun was at an angle that showed my balding head; then he uttered loud "Hahaha Hoenir, Ive seen better hair on a coconut!!" - That was the last time i had hair :D
If anything tell that friend you got that bald spot polished up so his sister can see what her O-Face looks like in it, hope that lil dig serves ya well my dude
Have you watched Lilyhammer or Beforeigners? It's a little more serious, but it's also really stupid and carries the same sense of humor. Oh I should rewatch
I showed a buddy of mine an episode of this one time, the one where they capture the theatre guy from Britain and he wakes up with them peeing in this mouth. He loved it. A couple days later he texted me that he started watching it and took off work to binge the whole show.
Netflix style, they take good stuff out or cancel it, but leave forced politically correct boring stuff there... I'm a writer and I would like one of my novels to be a mini series or animated series, we are working on it...but not on Netflix. I rather better not having it published, than having it on Netflix all changed into nonsense to meet trends.
Unlike what a lot of people seem to think it wasn't Netflix decision to cancel. Netflix got this show from Norwegian Broadcasting (NRK) which made it, and in Norway it is not common to run shows for as many seasons as in the US. I cannot really think of any Norwegian show with much more than 3 seasons.
We norwegian call it rulle r (rolling r) its something oslo folk and eastern Norwegians have in their accent. varg actor is a Oslo born. I have a skarre R (sharp R) since im a southerner and its the most common R you hear in Spanish speaking countries.
@@att7364 In S3E1 in the beginning of the episode Varg speaks entirely different than he does in the rest of the series. Once he loses his hair and starts to go crazy he pronounces every word that has an R in with with an L and says “I’ve lost my R” He pronounces words like “secret” as “seclet” or “dragon” as “dlagon”
@@laks1616 Ok someone watch S3E1 it’s at 30 minutes in. Varg wants to see the back of his head because he is going bald, so he tries to ask for a sword but he can’t say it correctly.
We have Dragons here on the Island and are apparently world wide. The three we hang with from time to time are, Gareth, Leander, and Perdith. The best way to describe them is that they are interdimensional, and you need second site to see them and telepathy to talk to them. Gareth is Big 40 feet tall, but a friend of mine was in the Dakota country and said they were much smaller there, the size of a car and flew in flocks of 6 to 8. They're smart, not sure if I would use the word wise, more like Curmudgeonly and Sassy. They fly the fault lines or ley lines which are also known as Dragon lines. Gold and other minerals are brought to the surface through the action of volcanism through these fault lines (rupture in the Earth's crust) which is why you have the association between Dragons, Gold and Precious Stones, and underground caves and caverns. So now you know a little more about Dragons. ;)
NO HELEN OF TROY. THIS WAS A MISTAKE! You go kiss and make up with your girlfriend! Make her apologise to everyone for causing problems! Force her to say sorry in front of your camera! With her clothes on pls
I love how these guys are all serious actors, but they don't take themselves too seriously lol. They're all cast so well 👏 👏 👏
They are just acting like Norwegians
just realized dude with the burned face is jarl borg from vikings, he was the dude that took blood eagle like a champ if you dont remember
Yeh I was just about to comment that but you beat me to it... by 2 weeks
Same… only by 2 years
Omg its true.
A habit of getting captured by his enemies.
Thx the gods Orm was there to save him 🤣
So, basically. The whole premise of Norsemen.
Is because Jarl Varg was going bald.
JINXED!
Every great fantasy story of the west comes down to a white dude stricken with the evils of balditude. From Lex Luthor to Horus.
thinnest mane in all of Midgard
@@Agamemnon-w9x🤣🤣😂😂😂
The show is genius, baffled by the decision to cut it.
You have to understand that basically every Norwegian actor was involved in this production. We do want to watch other stuff as well.
season 3 wasn't nearly as good as the first 2. it's sad but i can understand the decision.
It wasn't cut. It ran for 3 seasons and exhausted all avenues. It's a show you can watch over and over like The Office.
@@lesjf8832 It was cancelled by NRK1 and Netflix.
I dont think it needed more seasons. The story is told from start to finish. I would also like more seasons but it doesnt need any.
Game of Thrones took eight whole series to get the pointy end straight to its dragon lady's bazookas - Norsemen delivers justice at a fast-food pace.
Beautifully written.
I miss this show. Far to short. Need at least 5 seasons.
Make season 4 ,
This show was an absolute comedic gem !
The dude who plays Jarl Vargs is an amazing actor.
Jon Øigarden...
The ring when Jarl Varg says ‘orrrrrrrmmmmmm’ rings in my ears on the daily.
Funny thing varg started a war just cause his hairloss🤣🤣
Varg became evil because of hairloss. He killed his loving wife because of it 😂
I really saw it all come down as soon as his best friend joked about his hair
Lol and then yarl borg is just standing right next to a bald dude who doesn’t give af
That's the Varg I know and love. A complete psycho.
Technically, he started a war cuz someone lightly teased him 😂
Torstein is a underrated character
The actor played the character so well
Hes a dupe in all scenes but one--when he barges in on the feast after Norheim raided to the west, in that scene he is a convincing menace
Probly one of the funniest in the show!
A brilliant series with brilliant acting.
Jarl Varg is just...just 100 % pure gold comedy....well written... EXCELLENT EXECUTION
I love it when they came out of the cave and he was like: "well that was really dissapointing, I was really looking forward to having a dragon on our team now"
Its a shame this never got a 4th season.
The 3rd season was a logical ending point. Better to have a great show that didn't overstay its welcome than a show with great early seasons followed by garbage money milking seasons.
@@saladmcjones7798 3rd season is a prequel. The logical ending point will be when Jarl Bjorn will return to take revenge on Varg
@@saladmcjones7798its a prequal
Are you serious? Terrible writing
🤣I like how serious the scene looks but that "You cannot jinxed hair" is epic
5 minutes into this series I was hooked .
aaah yes ... the Attestuepa
I love that show.
In her defense, I did see the dragon back there.
So this is what Jarl Borg did before meeting Ragnar
No wonder it takes so long for the series to come out. They make both A norwegian version and a english version.
Just stumbled upon these "Viking" clips, where can I stream them?? bloody brilliant
It’s a show called Norsemen, it’s on Netflix
I like that since none of them looked you can interpret the dragon as being in the mind of the "crazy" dragon lady, so it's ambiguous whether or not this puts the show in a fantasy setting or not. (it might have been better though if we didn't see the dragon at all (or maybe if we couldn't tell for sure what we were seeing).)
Varg’s accent makes things way funnier
And the way he moves,, should have made at least 20 seasons, netflix often makes some strange choices.
Varg is Awesome
For people who don't know this is from a tv series called Norsemen, it is a comedy, and is a genuinely funny show.
All this while standing in a Tractor Cut and raked field … You can see the Grill lines everywhere 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What a great series, even funnier the second time around!
I like how torstien is laughing on Jarl Bjorn with Jarl Varg even tho he knows it is completely illogical to have a dragon
Anybody knows in what episode one Viking starts a vote to agree on a human sacrifice, but the obvious female victim quickly starts a second vote to chose the Viking to be the sacrificed, and he grudgingly accepts ? The best line I know to explain the basic rights in democracy.
“I’ve seen some veeery good drawing”
Haha this is better than Vikings
I have a similar bald story so i know how deep an insult gets when ur hair is thin. ONe of my friends caught me when the sun was at an angle that showed my balding head; then he uttered loud "Hahaha Hoenir, Ive seen better hair on a coconut!!" - That was the last time i had hair :D
If anything tell that friend you got that bald spot polished up so his sister can see what her O-Face looks like in it, hope that lil dig serves ya well my dude
@@phuuuuuuuuck This confused me for a moment because I've encountered too many pegging references
Veeeeedddy good drawings-😆
They didn't have the budget for a dragon, so that's why they weren't allowed to look.
Are we seriously going to ignore the word Bazookas having been around in Viking times???
100% script-based XDDDDDDD
I felt so bad and yet laughed so hard simultaneously when I first watched this.
It was 100% Script based 😂🤣. I need more of this Series. And i am not allown.
Have you watched Lilyhammer or Beforeigners? It's a little more serious, but it's also really stupid and carries the same sense of humor. Oh I should rewatch
@@nanach6276 The same actors as well. Really funny!
The way jarl varg says "of course" is so cool... 🤣🤣🤣
I’ve known some Dutch men and the humor is quite similar, I think.
I showed a buddy of mine an episode of this one time, the one where they capture the theatre guy from Britain and he wakes up with them peeing in this mouth. He loved it. A couple days later he texted me that he started watching it and took off work to binge the whole show.
Haha great story 😂
I thought he was gonna text you asking to pee in his mouth lmao
His replacement hands were the best scene.
prostethesses lol
I preffer either " scrotum whipping" or Varg calling Orm.
Imagine calling out " Orm " in a similar way in a dog park !😂😂😂😂😂
This is so stupid, and I love it 😂
And the dragon just turned and left.😂
She should have blow it the horn she said in the other episode.
For this alone, he deserves a flash roasting, followed by being eaten alive by said dragon.
How did this get cancelled? It's brilliant.
show was not netflix enough
Netflix style, they take good stuff out or cancel it, but leave forced politically correct boring stuff there... I'm a writer and I would like one of my novels to be a mini series or animated series, we are working on it...but not on Netflix. I rather better not having it published, than having it on Netflix all changed into nonsense to meet trends.
Unlike what a lot of people seem to think it wasn't Netflix decision to cancel. Netflix got this show from Norwegian Broadcasting (NRK) which made it, and in Norway it is not common to run shows for as many seasons as in the US. I cannot really think of any Norwegian show with much more than 3 seasons.
@@erikengheim1106 side om side
That makes sense as most wars start for stupid reasons.
didn't realise that Jarl Borg was in this series
It was 100 %Script based 😅🤣👌🏻
100% script based
you can't jinx hair
just not possible.
Love the absurdist humor
I knew it was all down hill from the moment he laughed at his hair
Now, its a matter of principle.
That... was that Claudia Black?
Ragnars tattoo scene is hilarious.
You jinxed my hair😁,, and there i am on the dragons back 😁
Ok, this ewening I gota check my vifes' bazookas.
I dont need bazookas of my wife cause i do the sex all the time to her much better
Orm really wanted to turn around haha, his brother was holding his head
Love this show Nords at there best
I don't know why, but this reminded me of mainstream archeology.
Varg reminded me by brain in pinky and brain
Makes sense. Torstein is an idiot
Can we appreciate how hard it is for Jarl Varg’s actor to pronounce every R sound with an L and how glorious it is
“I’ve lost my R”
What do you mean
We norwegian call it rulle r (rolling r) its something oslo folk and eastern Norwegians have in their accent. varg actor is a Oslo born. I have a skarre R (sharp R) since im a southerner and its the most common R you hear in Spanish speaking countries.
@@att7364 In S3E1 in the beginning of the episode Varg speaks entirely different than he does in the rest of the series. Once he loses his hair and starts to go crazy he pronounces every word that has an R in with with an L and says “I’ve lost my R”
He pronounces words like “secret” as “seclet” or “dragon” as “dlagon”
The actor actually has a speech impediment
@@laks1616 Ok someone watch S3E1 it’s at 30 minutes in. Varg wants to see the back of his head because he is going bald, so he tries to ask for a sword but he can’t say it correctly.
So was the dragon behind them?
didn't you see it?
@@eiriklavik5685 They didn't turn around either.
Just turn around, godamit!
@@eiriklavik5685 Sorry, I was ordered not to turn around.
It's they northern sense of humour, they can laugh of themselves
it's right there just turn around
What is this master piece of writing, and fantasy ?
Norsemen
Pahahahahah dude MY UNCLE DID THIS TO ME. Met with him one time and he said “oh, you’re thinning” 😂 Love this show lol
I thought you meant that he shot you in the bazookas
so did you cut the part where the dragon burns them all to cinders for shooting its lady?
Nah the dragon legit just turns around and leaves after they kill her
this is how I talk to my online friends
You jinxed my hair
You can't jinx hair. It's not possible
I love that Jarl Varg's villain arc is early onset male baldness.
The dragon needed a watch ! This is like a monty python skit !
Is that earl borg,the one with the scars on face?
yes it is
Same actor
Such a Quirk Lord
Love this show
Name of movie please
@@robertajones961 Netflix series called Norsmen.
You can here torstein boots squishing all the way back!
Straight in the bazookas... 😂😂😂
A bit like Astarion without hair.
Dude,
she was so convincing she had me thinking there might be a dragon.😅
but there was
We have Dragons here on the Island and are apparently world wide. The three we hang with from time to time are, Gareth, Leander, and Perdith. The best way to describe them is that they are interdimensional, and you need second site to see them and telepathy to talk to them. Gareth is Big 40 feet tall, but a friend of mine was in the Dakota country and said they were much smaller there, the size of a car and flew in flocks of 6 to 8. They're smart, not sure if I would use the word wise, more like Curmudgeonly and Sassy. They fly the fault lines or ley lines which are also known as Dragon lines. Gold and other minerals are brought to the surface through the action of volcanism through these fault lines (rupture in the Earth's crust) which is why you have the association between Dragons, Gold and Precious Stones, and underground caves and caverns. So now you know a little more about Dragons. ;)
Varg and Froya are the Best
Arvid is also up there with them, the delivery of every one of his lines are an art form
Varg reminds me of Bjork
Varg means Wolf and Björk means birch in Swedish.
Why she didnt come riding the dragon and flame up those fools? Maybe she could make his hair grow back... what a pity
It is too small.
Very to the point, on so many levels.
In this reality for that time and moment... psychics are real!!!!
Wonderful! Great humor!
Straight in the gazookas😂
This is so cringe. The best kind of cringe. Deliciously cringe.
they should perform the bloodeagle on jarl bjoern LUL
In the beginning is this the "Jarl Borg" actor of Vikings?
@@chrisbo3493 it is , hes going by the name Thorbjørn Harr
oh you can go a little berserk.... you can go a little berserk.. a lot-- anyone know what episode that line is from ??
It's when varg summons his chieftains with ravens.
Awesome Show!
it is like Aesop! only opposite!
this is so funny i need more
GREAT WORK
How to lost you're hair
*Your
Movie name please, someone
Norsemen
It’s a show not a movie
Bradjackt and Peter thanx. I have watched the beginning, will watch all of it now
So ther are dragons
NO HELEN OF TROY. THIS WAS A MISTAKE! You go kiss and make up with your girlfriend! Make her apologise to everyone for causing problems! Force her to say sorry in front of your camera! With her clothes on pls
No throwing Dmitri out of the window
what the fck are babbling about?
Is that Claudia Black?
I thought so too but I'm not sure
Gotta love Thorbjor Harr