“I just wanna show you guys where the merch money is going to” Yes Albert, we are happy with these results. You are contributing to something talked about world wide and you are helping to stop war
Ninjas eyes aren’t bleeding, they’re crying blood because he is now depressed from playing Fortnite for 83 years and not blinking believing he’ll be SNIPED while having his eyes closed
Noises actually make me get mad really fast but I’m practicing being calm with Flamingo’s videos, it doesn’t work... I JUST WANNA CRY AND HIT MY SELF ALL THE TIME
Lola Collinson he uploaded a vid a few hours ago he deleted it tho because someone in the Roblox chat said -gag on my *-#/ Tracy- without being censored
*Kirsten's Room* : Relaxing master bedroom *Albert's Room* : Full of hot babes, Surrounded by long necked dudes, A random creepy sonic face, Strange faces on the wall, Alot of saliva spit, Felipe's ghost, Tsunami of memes
Albert: I’m super terrified of loud noises. Me: thinks of all the times he screams at the top of his lungs. Why everyone copy this comment it’s not that good.
Random person: *absolutely YEETS grandmas ashes* Aleberto: *YAAAAA PARTY, PARTY, PARTY* Me: Ah so that’s how they do it on someone else’s 21st birthday, great...
Normal people: **Makes friends at school** Albert: **Litteraly makes friends** Edit: Not tryna be sappy or anything but never got this much likes so thx lol
i have a really cool idea for summer merch: maybe have swimming trunks with the split-dye design!!! i think it would look amazing edit: yes there would obviously be women's swimsuits along with men's. i wasn't sure about a design at the time. i was wondering maybe if it were a one piece it could have the melting flamingo design in the middle of it and with two piece the flamingo design on the top and the basic color on the bottoms? or just have the split dye on both a two or one piece. i wasn't sure.
go watch a complilation of felipe attacks if you're not familiar:
ua-cam.com/video/10rmkuilnJY/v-deo.html
I’m first to reply 😎😎😎😎
I farted buster
Third reply
Hello buster, can u make a happy birthday video for the youtuber Messyourself? His birthday is tomorrow
Noob
he reminds me of a 5 year old in art class, in a good way
Cool boi torbjörn or maybye just one of those dumb kids who are like “I have seen Spider-Man in movies if he has webshooters I shall TOO!”
lol
Aw 🥺
Yep
Lol
“WHERES THE BABES IM ONLY GETTING DUDES IN HERE”
👁👄👁
XD
so eating babies is illegal?? I should go then........
@@arkalias3276 u made this 3 seconds ago
LOL
“Instead of kissing like this”
BITES WHOLE MOUTH OFF
Lol
T3k ok bommer
That's why I would be scared to kiss him without asking
When I saw the part me......... HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lol xD
“I just wanna show you guys where the merch money is going to”
Yes Albert, we are happy with these results. You are contributing to something talked about world wide and you are helping to stop war
Sleep with one eye open tonight, Albert.
OMG FELIPE!!
O-o
HiIiiiiiiiiilili
EEEEEEEEE
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Ninjas eyes aren’t bleeding, they’re crying blood because he is now depressed from playing Fortnite for 83 years and not blinking believing he’ll be SNIPED while having his eyes closed
83 years?
David Carillo nonono its ummm uhhh 4 years?
bxnnyleaf it’s umm uhhhh a joke?
@Christopher Farley i subbed
@Christopher Farley nah. -. You made other accs to try and make your subs go up its pathetic.
“Instead of kissing like this-“
*continues to bite Felipe’s mouth off*
xSkiz is that not how you kiss
xSkiz haha lips go bleed and infection
Now days you get infected by? :: covide 19
xSkiz that's how you kiss tho
It’s Felipe Junior
He’ll eat styrofoam and paint for us. What a king ♥️
Noob
@@jonathanferrer9891 ??? you a the noob
@@jonathanferrer9891 turi ip ip ip
@Moonlight Wolves Play 🐺 ari ip ip door
I forgor the lyrics I think that is it lol
fr
All of his foam ”friends” are probably dead by the next video.
Le epic Oof true
hahahah
Yeah
Sadly 😥 yes
Oof xD
Albert's like the overexcited child on Christmas morning that breaks their new present in the first 5 seconds of having it.
octowhan my brother does that lol
Christopher Farley shut tf up
I do that...-
Purple Bubble butt yes
octowhan i broke my Drone in seconds 😞
Legend says, those styrofoam parts are still in Albert’s room till this day.
His old room
He moved like 3 times since this
Someone recommended me to this channel and honestly very wholesome channel . (10/10)
itz. rah rah !! Lmao 😂😂😂😂
YOUVE NEVER SEEN FLAMINGO SAD FACE
Facts
Y-y-YES, Family!
You'll like it here.
@Matrix Gaster wait wat💀
*Flamingo get boxes*
*me* “It’s a message from amazook...”
Amazook boxes prepare their attack... *for Albert won't post in days* :0
Adara N, Omg-
LONGGGGGGGG HEAD
Thanks for your loveing likes this is the most I have ever gotten! ❤️
Amazon ok blud
Albert: “I’m very sensitive to loud noises.”
Also Albert: **screams and spits in the mic**
Lol 😂
•It’s Aimi• fr
Noises actually make me get mad really fast but I’m practicing being calm with Flamingo’s videos, it doesn’t work... I JUST WANNA CRY AND HIT MY SELF ALL THE TIME
it actually made me kinda sad tho when he said his siblings did that.. like now i'm just imagining a tiny albert scared while they laugh at him :(
Me: hey Albert why don’t you react to your own video
"i did not think that would break that easy" him being strong as hell-
shut up man
i love how albert didnt know how to mix paint. what a king.
Wow!
Art 100
Ikr?
Ikr he drop a crown
R u assuming his gender
Albert:"I am sensitive to loud noises"
Also Albert: *watches mario screaming*
yes.
also also albert: screams louder than an explosion
It’s because he’s expecting it
@@flowey389x5Y O U R P R O F I L E P I C T U R E I S S O E P I C
Albert:"I am sensitive to loud noises"
Also Albert: watches mario screaming
Nobody:
Albert: Won't curse or say anything remote to coronavirus
Also Albert: Stabs foam heads repeatedly
i deleted this message because i dont really know why
he said covid-19
oml i laughed so hard!!
Congrats for having 100+ likes
9:52
“How do you open a box?”
Albert 2020
IK lol
2020?!?!?
@@whos.addy33yes 2020
Yes
@@whos.addy33 I’m so sorry to inform you it has been three years.
If someone walked into his room without seeing this video they would think he’s crazy
Memeboi Dedmemes I think they already do with the amount of screaming he does
His room is kinda epic tho with that Felipe blood and flesh on his wall
I mean... THEY WOULDNT BE WRONG
Lol
They would think he lost his mind!
The Amazon workers: Oh this person is gonna use them for displaying accessories and stuff
Albert:
*makes **_ninja_** and **_sonic_*
LOL
**weird duck noises**
🏃💨.
And then they found out what he was doing Them: 😥😥😥😥😥😨😨😨😨
albert: hasnt uploaded in two days
everyone: is albert dead
realmatt: my conspiracy theory is confirmed.
Lola Collinson he uploaded a vid a few hours ago he deleted it tho because someone in the Roblox chat said -gag on my *-#/ Tracy- without being censored
-Julie- yep they took it down or Albert did
@@salamander291 oh ok so I guess there gonna re do the vid
xXLola._.ᗷᑌᗷᗷᒪEᔕXx unoriginal
MY MAN NEEDS SOME REST
I love how the video ends with "Is that paint on my hand or is that blood?"
When you accidentally entered a wrong art class
But you enjoyed it
if this was my art class I’d be glad
The BEST art class
@@kel-pf5pr wOW
@@kel-pf5pr hhahhahah
I like how Albert just-
“Am I bleeding or is that paint?”
That’s the best way to end a video
as soon as you said that, the video ended with the same sentence O _ o
He bleeds the rivers of chill and provides the people of Felipe
His blood is blue not red
i like yo pfp
@@Hidden_Remi Oh!! thank you, I drew it myself. :)
Albert: I'm terrified of loud noises
Also Albert: screams every 10 seconds
Everyone: whatever you say
We are all scared of our own selves sometimes, we will never be safe forever from ourselves.
BOOMER
@Daniel Minecraft Man yeet lmao
Let me punch you in the dang face so you will shut up
LOL
@Daniel Minecraft Man 🤦
4:51 "I'm gonna paint my first victim; or, my first new friend!"
Oh God he finds chunks of his friends all around his room....
Well so do i sometimes if i dont hide them good enough
@@val6461 What can I say except I'm DISTURBED!!!!
@@val6461 What can I say, except, DELETE THIS.
Loki loki every one hides pieces of there friends everywhere!
Make a pizza out of it!~
Albert: I'm terrified of loud noises
Also Albert: literally SCREAMS every 10 seconds
Everyone: sure
What a nice comparison ‘like a dead persons ashes’
ive watched this multiple times now i still cant believe how artistic albert is 🤩🤩
stg thought that said autistic
@colewrlddd omg same
Yes he is so artistic especially the way he mixes paint
@@colewrlddd its the same either way
Kirsten: *sitting in the living room*
*THUDUMP*
Kirsten: A-Albert?
Imagine what the people from Amazon are wondering-
"Why does this guy get so many styrofoam heads????"
@Lol Myra *Amazook
XD YEP!
LOL
😂
Lol
He is a true artist not a loud screaming man
That has called almost everybody idiots in his lifetime :)
he sometime screams-
@@utshwerr W O O O O S H
@@imaduckto9012?
11:57
“Am I bleeding or is that paint”
VIDEO ENDS
😂😂😂😂
Disclaimer: The acts portrayed in this video were done by professionals and should not be tried at home
I respect that
Can I use this for my comment? XD
@@Stancoxo_ ion think that's how comments work
Right
Respect the drill mom🤷♀️
Albert: *makes ninja and sonic*
UGC creators: “Write that down”
!
Mhm...
Understandable
Zymto still more effort than the """golden parrot"""
69 th like
Amazon: why is that weird guy ordering more heads
THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD
Lol this is me 😂👌
😂😂😂
Kingo haha
Amazook
Styrofoam is literally all over Alberts room
*Kirsten's Room* : Relaxing master bedroom
*Albert's Room* :
Full of hot babes, Surrounded by long necked dudes, A random creepy sonic face, Strange faces on the wall, Alot of saliva spit, Felipe's ghost, Tsunami of memes
iiMunch' Block Strike yes but no hot babes cause he had none
Albert in a nutshell also you forgot the screaming
Strange faces? Those are SKULL KIDS
It’s a zoo of crazy XD
That’s his office lol
Let’s hope they don’t end up like Felipe-
Sonic
it's albert, what do you expect
@@leovu8500 lmao
He will
They will
Felipe is an icon, celebrity, hansome, gorgeous, amazing, talented, beautiful, styrofoam human being
Hey, This is another Felipe account or what?
@@yeye8935 wut
you arent a human being.. youre just a head...what if Felipe is a girl and wants to be called BEAUTIFul
@@simplii8694 i put beautiful..
@@noobieisnoob12 Ok, Good 4 u ig
ITS SO NOSTALGIC REMEMBERING THE CALMING MUSIC HE PUT IN THE BACKGROUD I MISS IT
My mom: What are you watching?
Albert: *Bites a mannequin's mouth off*
xd
You: *A man teaching me how to kiss during lockdown*
Xd
*How did you spell that?*
Joedoeem yes. Just yes.
Me: ordering food I need and it not coming Albert: ordering 30 foam heads and getting it
Me: ordering flamingo merch and it not coming
yes
Me ordering Logan Paul's mask and not coming
Albert dives deep into the “unboxing” dimension
Brandon Haviken 38 likes and 1 comment
53 likes and 2 comments
No-
Mario 64 vibes
lOL
Everytime I’m bored I just watch you because you make my day
Amazon is probably asking
why did he buy all of these heads
Amazook
BECAUSE HE WANTED THE HOT BABES
He got it off of Nozama
*It's obvious he wanted hot babes*
Questions scientists can’t solve
Kirsten's room: Looks like a normal room
Albert's room: Satan's lair with decapitated heads and a ripped apart body.
Yup thats what albert’s room is
What Kirsten hears:
*Boxes banging and breaking on the floor and a loud bang*
Boi it’s keersten not Kirsten whatch his vids
Also my room
@@itzliv5757 boi its KIRSTEN** WATCH** his video
It reminds me he's in a facility talking to his "Felipe" friends just to pretend they're real people.
That's kinda dark.
ikr...
THATS DARK-
DanishDraws REAL DARK
Darknes has already covered the world no one has a soul 😃☠️
damn thats deep
"how do you open a box!?"
Howtobasic: *eeg*
Albert: "Instead of kissing like this."
Also Albert: *bites clone Felipe's mouth off*
Styrofoam dude has not recieved name
cannibals be like:
Flamingo
that's how i kiss. should i not do that?
@Sara BAKKALI Why do you have to question everything?
Albert: I’m super terrified of loud noises.
Me: thinks of all the times he screams at the top of his lungs.
Why everyone copy this comment it’s not that good.
Christopher Farley STOP
No
NOOOOOOOOOO I DIED
@@walten8828 ??
Same -_-
After the video
Albert: Am I bleeding or is this paint?
Me: Haha, both.
Me:Idk
You:Haha, both.
ME: HAHHAHAH BLOOD
Flamingo: oh its paint!
Nah its ketchups
Nope, blood
It is paint
2:15 the sword is cool, and also the throat thing is called an adams apple haha
Albert: These things are strong * cuts to him wacking it on the ground*
legends says that the delivery man is still confused and scared of what will albert will do with all of those 20 styro heads
Yas
XD
flamingo 2020: doesn’t know how to make tan paint
9:11 albert you have reached a new level of slow
Albert: Instead of kissing like this
*aggressively bites of mouth*
Me: I can’t believe I’ve done it wrong for so long
You have never aggressively bit your lovers mouth?????? 😡😡😡😡
@@natalee8458 JOKES ON YOU, I DONT HAVE A LOVER
@lego stop motion films 205 silently cries in the closet
chrishansen I DONT have a lover
Albert gives us the proper knowledge
Albert: then, you’re dumb
Albert a minute later: -how do you open a box-
Something Something lol
Yeet
@RC - 06BB - Shaw PS (1489) what
We can say he's dumb😑
Flamingo: How do you open a box?
*scissors and knives has left the chat*
Do you know who amber rose actually is...
sometimes i use a spoon
@m e h Sorry, I’m not trying to intimidate her.
m e h what
Lol
"I was already me so i didn't really see the difference"
you were? :o
Albert:"am I bleeding or is that paint?"
-flamingo
The last thing he ever said. On his gravestone shalt be "Am I bleeding or is that paint?"
@@tracymarshall5745 *no*
This is an old comment but nice pfp
nice pfp!
I don't get it
Albert: *has new victims i mean friends*
UGC albert fan creators: *yes*
Yes
Yes
@@d3c4y1ng.t33th yes
@@smily9021 Yos
Nobody:
Albert: Am I bleeding or it that paint
yea
MaiMom Gay video ends*
People gasp*
@Zackery BG lol I quit alr
I’m laughing so hard when Albert ripped the styrofoam head apart
nobody’s gonna talk about the fact that
*flamingo ate a pair of beautiful lips*
I would do u have a sriraphone head ill eat the lips
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ok
Yuppppppppp...................
Ethan Taylor he ate a pear 🍐
Random person: *absolutely YEETS grandmas ashes*
Aleberto: *YAAAAA PARTY, PARTY, PARTY*
Me: Ah so that’s how they do it on someone else’s 21st birthday, great...
Oml
Hi
@@mariapoopsie2928 hello
Albert:I’m terrified of loud noises
Also Albert: *makes loud noises*
Albert logic
.-.
Albert: “What’s this one called again?”
*”the throat?”*
Albert: What this called, a throat?
Adam’s apple: am I a joke to u?
@Christopher Farley shup up leave innocent comments alone
Christopher Farley *no, no, I dont think I will.*
@An Ibis Chill.
@@anibis4511 what did he say?
Erich von Manstein he said something like *pLeAsE HeLp mE rEaCh 6k sUbs*
Albert: **Is sensitive to noise**
Also Albert in his videos: *AAAAAAAHHHHH*
@Christopher Farley shut up!!!
ღlเƶα-cɦαɳ xժღ this person is literally everywhere. No matter what you say he’ll probably keep on doing it
@@usuallyliza7321 no you shut up
nice pfp
@Christopher Farley Bruh i see you literally everywhere spamming your channel. Shut up.
Albert: **buys new friends**
Also Albert: **breaks off the neck**
This is how make friends
@@bg5019 true but I still have none
Buster that's how u Treat ur friends
I have officialy became a phycopath
Why are you telling everyone Cayden414? Most of us do not know you...
Albert: I’m terrified of loud noises
Also Albert: *Screams*
This is where all the mannequins in the mall’s head went.
Barxi The Dogs lmao😂
I knew there was something off about them...but I couldn't tell what
LMAO
Lol
XD
“Am I bleeding,or is that paint?”
~ Albert 2020
I read that as, am i paint or is that bleeding
@@Astroastromancer can't tell if that's dyslexia kicking in, or if it's the fact that its 9:30 in the morning
dead meme
@@jejjsi3989 it's not a meme, have you ever heard of a quote?
Flamingo’s new friend doesn’t know that he is going to be severely tortured
Lmfaooo
"How do you open a box?"
-Flamingo, 2020
I’m gonna tell my teacher that I watched an art tutorial...
You would get an A+ if u actually did it XD
You better or else.
@@nadirahhj3596 pls don't hurt him
Lol
Your profile is sooo funny!!! :D
Albert: *has plastic legs in background*
Me: *deadly concerned*
It's his manquin he just took the rest of the body off
Oh no they been there
dont worry you'll get used to it XD
Flamingos search history: Styrofoam heads girl and boy, mannequin legs, spit resistant microphone
Flamingos secret FBI agent: what the...
@Christopher Farley STOP COMMENTING THIS!
Christopher Farley no NOOB
Report Christopher Farley!!
Christopher Farley stop spamming that everywhere!
A Nerdy Cosplayer kk
Amazon: how many styrofoam heads do you want to buy?
Albert: Yes
Flamingo: *orders from amazon*
Amazook: *_your free trial of living has expired_*
Alternate title : man loses his sanity and makes new ‘friends’ in lockdown
YES SISTER!!! THANK YOU SIS OR DUDE
{Lol, XD}
YES YES YES YES ITS PERFECT
Yep XD
No he has friends
Normal people: **Makes friends at school**
Albert: **Litteraly makes friends**
Edit: Not tryna be sappy or anything but never got this much likes so thx lol
funniest shit ive ever seen
XD
@@bewilderment8735 PICKLE RIIIICK
Christopher Farley sure.
spike do not CURSE!
Albert's sonic seems like the things i'll be seeing in my nightmares
"I hate loud sound."
*Comes from a man that most of the time loudly screams.*
poor kirsten
@Trueism [GD] I don't see how
UA-cam is too drunk to be alive
When i came to this comment i see no comments now i see 5
Train Swan lol
@Trueism [GD] not really
This is so much better than the art channels that actually know what they're doing.
XD
Albert: WHERE ARE THE bAbEs
Also Albert: has a bunch of dead heads in is room
Kjnjjkkoo
####%‰%####%‰
Hey.
playz For days
Lol
Nobody:
Not a Soul:
Not even Felipe:
Albert: EATS STYROFOAM AND PAINT
amazook: **sees albert using amazon boxes**
amazook: _get the shotguns_
@Christopher Farley Stop flooding and buying bots!
Christopher Farley
I saw u in another vid STOP ADVERTISING
@@nesquikrajadao wait what?
Lol I love how he just put the paints together without mixing them and thought that would work xD
Me: expects Albert to kiss the head
Albert: EATS OFF HIS LIPS AND SPITS THEM ONTO THE FLOOR
Me: looking in the background.
Also me: * sees a bunnie plush and screams *
i have a really cool idea for summer merch: maybe have swimming trunks with the split-dye design!!! i think it would look amazing
edit: yes there would obviously be women's swimsuits along with men's. i wasn't sure about a design at the time. i was wondering maybe if it were a one piece it could have the melting flamingo design in the middle of it and with two piece the flamingo design on the top and the basic color on the bottoms? or just have the split dye on both a two or one piece. i wasn't sure.
Remember womens swim suits aswell
CLEETUS MERCH!!!!
THINK OF THE GIRLS
@Christopher Farley Stop begging
@Christopher Farley Youre definetly a bot
Albert: “I keep getting paint on my clothes!”
Also Albert: Wipes his paint covered hand all over his sweatshirt.
I guess he’s terrified of loud noises but we here him scream everyday
" *here* "
...........YES MY EARS HAVE DIED ANd I can no longer hear
* hear...
John
Yes
Albert: (scared of loud noises)
Also albert: (screams very loud on a lot of videos)