THE WORST TEAMMATE I'VE EVER HAD???

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  • @OraeviaYT
    @OraeviaYT 5 років тому +233

    DM with apollo who admitted he needed help: gentle, helping when needed. DM with Nox who admitted he doesn't know how to mid then proceeded to blame others: toxic af. Crazy how he's a genuine nice person when you actually ask for help when you know you need it instead of being cocky about your lack of skill.

    • @emuse9587
      @emuse9587 5 років тому +4

      That's what i think about too, if i was in DmBrandons game i could easily make him happy and not mess up like them lol That is what people need to do! Instead of complaining about dmbrandon complaining, how bout stop being a disappointment and impress him and give him something to be amazed about instead. Same goes for any toxic player i play with. If they're salty or mad about something i focus on impressing them or doing what they want so theres nothing for them to be negative about. Instead of believing in the negativity change the circumstances through your own choices and there'll be nothing left but positivity. Thats just facts!

    • @Killuminatix
      @Killuminatix 4 роки тому +1

      @@jovan9989 Did you read the comment wrong or something? The comment literally explains why dmbrandon is in the RIGHT in this situation, and I agree..Thats probably why he pinned it lol..

    • @fupoflapo2386
      @fupoflapo2386 4 роки тому +11

      @@Killuminatix it scares me how people like you exist honestly

    • @Killuminatix
      @Killuminatix 4 роки тому +2

      Immortal Emerald it scares me how basic reading knowledge can be so hard for some people so that they literally cant put together a 5 line youtube comment lmao.

    • @fupoflapo2386
      @fupoflapo2386 4 роки тому +5

      @@Killuminatix it scares me how easy it is for your kind to convert

  • @albertotrelles5748
    @albertotrelles5748 5 років тому +547

    This has been by faaaar the most hilarious dm gameplay ever

    • @scotthursh4711
      @scotthursh4711 5 років тому +10

      Alberto Trelles the ymir vs arachne is pretty high up there

    • @deshchak
      @deshchak 5 років тому +1

      /watch?v=N-ixwPEa3VQ - oh... I remember that game

    • @FATAL269
      @FATAL269 5 років тому +1

      The Top Die game was great too

    • @Whiskypapa
      @Whiskypapa 5 років тому +6

      When he started ranting after getting 2 kills in a 1v3 AND survived I fucking lost it. I literally lol'd! :p

    • @shadowgun22
      @shadowgun22 5 років тому +6

      Alberto Trelles Longshot is somewhere with a name change punching the air.

  • @FromOrbit
    @FromOrbit 5 років тому +472

    DM: *kills 2 in a 3v1*
    Longshot: We have no solo

    • @DarkKnight95sm
      @DarkKnight95sm 5 років тому +2

      Right because he died in a 1v3 trading for 2

    • @SGSatch
      @SGSatch 5 років тому +10

      He is off by a longshot

    • @abed79z
      @abed79z 4 роки тому

      Actually he has a point.. he was more of a carry than a solo honestly

  • @counterpoint1494
    @counterpoint1494 5 років тому +115

    “I bought enough time” was the funniest thing in the world

    • @rensutra5880
      @rensutra5880 4 роки тому +1

      CounterPoint the fact he said that and the enemy team proceeded to shit on the giant💀

  • @desynk491
    @desynk491 5 років тому +126

    "this odin build is actually pretty good... WAIT HE'S THE SUPPORT" xD

  • @TheSassJacket
    @TheSassJacket 5 років тому +227

    This dude has a mic just to ignore people and obnoxiously say passive aggressive comments that don't help at all. He deserves this video.

    • @stargrave6780
      @stargrave6780 5 років тому +21

      Bro that was not passive aggressive.... that was fully aggressive lol

    • @jetfire232
      @jetfire232 5 років тому +12

      Aggressive passive aggressiveness

    • @devonlovett5065
      @devonlovett5065 5 років тому +6

      He deserves to have his account wiped or banned toxicity like this guy needs to get out of smite ranked period. Dm is at least providing constructive commentary to help people improve

    • @gabrieldelrosario5169
      @gabrieldelrosario5169 5 років тому +5

      devon lovett i cant believe you said that in a dm video

    • @parkerharris4489
      @parkerharris4489 5 років тому +3

      devon lovett you think Dm isn’t a toxic sack of literal shit? That’s very sad to hear

  • @srotayesgremory9140
    @srotayesgremory9140 5 років тому +283

    I'm dead...DM 1v2-3-4 gets kills, buys time etc
    Nox...1v1...dies...I have no jungle...
    LMAO Made my day xD

    • @5leepy673
      @5leepy673 5 років тому +2

      This happened to me in ranked and the mid kept pinging me to group up when I went to go help someone who's out of position and picking up 1-2 kills while they lost a 3v2

    • @Killua4145
      @Killua4145 5 років тому +1

      😂😂

    • @fhollis88
      @fhollis88 5 років тому +1

      Srj Vianen welcome to the life of a solo laner lmao

    • @itsmewille3357
      @itsmewille3357 5 років тому

      Well if you didn’t know people’s thoughts on themselves change when insulted or doubted so Brandon the asshole is just making him more angry by criticizing him every five seconds also if you have been paying attention to any games you would have noticed King Arthur is overpowered

    • @denoicius1350
      @denoicius1350 5 років тому

      @@itsmewille3357 was overpowered with the much needed nerf to his ult he isn't top teir anymore

  • @hachi9404
    @hachi9404 5 років тому +148

    "hes just gonna die"
    proceeds to kill 3 people and live

    • @monstah3064
      @monstah3064 5 років тому +4

      He didnt ment dm brandon he was saying the enemy will die because he probably hit his ult

  • @chizerious6672
    @chizerious6672 5 років тому +64

    that ult at the end: 5 people stacking into the mid phoenix, chucks his only chance of living into 5 people, AND MISSED ALL 5 LOL

    • @thatguy221000
      @thatguy221000 5 років тому +1

      the worst part is the fact thats its better to wait til they are at titan for that damage reduction. not like he wouldve hit it anyway

    • @keiganm1287
      @keiganm1287 5 років тому +9

      @@thatguy221000 maybe he just assumed that they would all group and magically get stunned into

    • @thatguy221000
      @thatguy221000 5 років тому +8

      @@keiganm1287 just like last time, nox ult stuns everyone in the targeter before the ball comes out. how else would they have been stunned?

    • @PaulsGoldWeapons
      @PaulsGoldWeapons 5 років тому

      Me when i play bowling

    • @xiii0722
      @xiii0722 5 років тому

      @@thatguy221000 Damnnnn so savage, but true xD

  • @venomvillain5481
    @venomvillain5481 5 років тому +505

    I'v played with Longshot he's toxic af and hes sooo bad

    • @yourlord1263
      @yourlord1263 5 років тому +49

      venomvillain Oh shit I just remembered him saying Chang’e is the best jungler and feeding on it in season 4 lol

    • @mark-ut8tx
      @mark-ut8tx 5 років тому +54

      venomvillain lmao his quiet little dumb comments throughout the game and the fact that he couldn’t defend him self was sooo funny

    • @NCkiller4890yo
      @NCkiller4890yo 5 років тому +3

      Meh,not good enough to comment

    • @gigglingloon3459
      @gigglingloon3459 5 років тому +45

      I was the Athens in this game, and I got him longshot on my team the next one, holy shit was he a toxic POS. And it made me realize, “oh, that’s how my team won this game”

    • @devimon4607
      @devimon4607 5 років тому +2

      Your Lord chang’e isn’t bad in jungle tho but she definitely isn’t the best

  • @doomedtango504
    @doomedtango504 5 років тому +172

    I love that he doesn't have any hint of self doubt what so ever, he is determined in his stupidity. The longshot guy that is

    • @gaminglegend2670
      @gaminglegend2670 5 років тому +6

      Lmao I thought you were talking about Dm till I read the last sentense!!🤣🤣

    • @doomedtango504
      @doomedtango504 5 років тому +25

      @@gaminglegend2670 I added that last sentence for your stupid ass no worries

    • @FatalFist
      @FatalFist 5 років тому +4

      Typical narcissistic personality. One cannot see fault in themselves and all he does is shit on his critics to feel better about himself.

    • @connorallen5150
      @connorallen5150 5 років тому +17

      Sounds a lot like dm to me

    • @alejandrodecorse9437
      @alejandrodecorse9437 5 років тому

      gaming legend Moron lmfao

  • @ul_vanir1292
    @ul_vanir1292 5 років тому +161

    *ults of DM's stun* YOU SEE THAT ULT. priceless

    • @dmbrandon
      @dmbrandon  5 років тому +89

      bro he won't stop

    • @Alexiety.
      @Alexiety. 5 років тому +2

      I'm surprised he even hit the stunned people, tbh..

  • @realHeartlessRomeo
    @realHeartlessRomeo 5 років тому +27

    This match is a perfect example of why I don't even want to play Smite

  • @tolsgaming6058
    @tolsgaming6058 5 років тому +272

    Seems like a pretty normal teammate to me. Toxic like most, bad but thinks he's great, doesn't take criticism. Sounds like your standard player to me.

    • @adomaster123
      @adomaster123 5 років тому +23

      Yeah but most players keep that to themselves. This guy let's it all hang out.

    • @kevinbrown3333
      @kevinbrown3333 5 років тому +1

      Your mom gay

    • @jovanmcclay3297
      @jovanmcclay3297 5 років тому

      Pugging in smite, In a nutshell.

    • @kingyugo2470
      @kingyugo2470 5 років тому +7

      MOST PLAYERS DO NOT KEEP THAT TO THEMSELVES IN SMITE. WHO ARE YOU LYING TOO?

    • @FatalFist
      @FatalFist 5 років тому +2

      @@adomaster123 He only did so because he recognized DM. That's why, he was trolling to tilt DM.

  • @jaredl.4099
    @jaredl.4099 5 років тому +47

    This guy is 10/10 making friends

  • @jakebaker1821
    @jakebaker1821 5 років тому +51

    It ain't a new season without a lil bit of this.

  • @ravyoshi26
    @ravyoshi26 5 років тому +38

    Lol longshot is a self proclaimed grandmaster. I still remember his reddit posts saying he would coach for free so they could learn from a “gm”, and the funniest part of it all is that until the end of season 5 he still hadn’t even made it to diamond ever! LMAO!!

    • @kylemitchell2005
      @kylemitchell2005 5 років тому +1

      YES!!! That's the guy!!!

    • @ravyoshi26
      @ravyoshi26 5 років тому +1

      Kyle Mitchell what made me lol even more after that is that he always got like 6-7 responses, but it wasn’t of people actually accepting his offer to be coached by a “gm”, it was of other players who knew how bad he actually is, and would tell him to quit saying he was gm when he was barely even plat at the time, and to quit expecting anyone to actually ask him to coach them. LOL

  • @pizzaman5165
    @pizzaman5165 5 років тому +73

    That nox is a new level of troll

  • @NZBigfoot
    @NZBigfoot 5 років тому +89

    This entire video is why i dont go near Conquest or ranked Conquest... Its all toxic teammates and people expecting you to follow the guide book, including people like DM included im affraid. Its a game, just play it and let others do as they do... Im to damn old myself to give a shite about what some other people are complaining at each other for in a game im playing for some enjoyment... if you get that riled up about something like this its time to change hobbies.
    Although Longshot was an idiot with that CDR.
    This is why im an Arena main for the most part (oh hey I can see alot of you rolling your eyes)... get in a match fight like a demon for 10-15 minutes win or loose by a small margin typically with some epic 5v5's for that final comeback at the last second, que up for another and who cares about comp just pure chaos and team work, so much more fun.

    • @dmbrandon
      @dmbrandon  5 років тому +27

      Geek

    • @chickennoodle3054
      @chickennoodle3054 5 років тому +4

      dmbrandon! 200 iq response

    • @chimpstoreworker8165
      @chimpstoreworker8165 5 років тому +8

      Conquest is designed for competition, keep that mindset in clash or something

    • @rocksed3298
      @rocksed3298 5 років тому

      You seek enjoyment in clashing gods left and right, but other people enjoy competition and want to show the best of themselves.

    • @OrphanCrippler1
      @OrphanCrippler1 5 років тому +2

      I got called a nigger today by a guy who said hed curb stomp me with his steel toe boots lol

  • @jonathanhargrave3878
    @jonathanhargrave3878 5 років тому +53

    But this was probably the funniest Video I have seen in ages

    • @cb6667
      @cb6667 5 років тому

      Gabriel Barrientes samdadude

  • @yipsigoon
    @yipsigoon 5 років тому +31

    The legend of longshot27 Love how he said he carried you lol

  • @baked2522
    @baked2522 5 років тому +134

    DM - “I wonder if I’ll get some good teammates”
    Idk chief gonna be a Longshot......
    All 27 of them

  • @maddogs32magness64
    @maddogs32magness64 5 років тому +35

    I am so confused that he says this is the worst player ever lol hes clearly never played with me lol

    • @braydencampbell6186
      @braydencampbell6186 5 років тому

      Maddogs32 Magness I feel this

    • @emuse9587
      @emuse9587 5 років тому +2

      Theres two flaws in your comment. 1st being that makes no sense lol he said "worst teammate ive ever had" meaning players he played with. He didnt play with you so you don't count until he plays with you and... 2nd point being, if you know you're bad thats a good thing, longshot thinks he knows everything and makes no mistakes clearly. Therefore you're not the worst even if you are bad, because you have self awarenes, the worst player would have no self awareness.

    • @emuse9587
      @emuse9587 5 років тому +1

      @@steakeater4557 exactly would rather have a brand new player with self awareness on my team, than a long term player whos bad yet doesn't want to acknowledge it.

    • @klix4720
      @klix4720 4 роки тому

      Cool Jumpa shut up lmao

  • @thegamerguy4103
    @thegamerguy4103 5 років тому +25

    man i thought this was league, cause this guy is definitely a RIOT. edit: he had least dmg taken, the one thing he should have dodged it was the game

  • @eblausund
    @eblausund 5 років тому +11

    a good mix of dunning krueger and narcissism on display.
    Perfect example of why I choose to not talk out of my ass to seem knowledgeable. At least I'm aware of my shortcomings.

  • @kidgoku9293
    @kidgoku9293 2 роки тому +5

    i love how dm thought he was so baller for winning with like the most op character in the game at the time

    • @InfernalLeo777
      @InfernalLeo777 2 роки тому

      Solo laners

    • @memesarefunny2944
      @memesarefunny2944 Рік тому

      I mean he 1v3 against 2 characters thats very good into Arthurso he did really good there

    • @Walrus286
      @Walrus286 5 місяців тому +1

      Lol can’t believe that glad shield was 1700 with that passive.

  • @tristancoble7902
    @tristancoble7902 5 років тому +51

    This guy complains more than a 5yr old. CRAZY. That game must've been torture.

    • @tristancoble7902
      @tristancoble7902 5 років тому

      @@franciscolaurean8550 For real lol That guy is brain-dead...

  • @xXfrogodeathXx
    @xXfrogodeathXx 5 років тому +167

    Dm has the hottest King Arthur gameplay

    • @chrisboglio
      @chrisboglio 5 років тому

      xXfrogodeathXx after that game ...no doubt!!!

    • @sanadayukimura60
      @sanadayukimura60 5 років тому

      No

    • @emiliasimp5898
      @emiliasimp5898 5 років тому +11

      He didn't do anything special every Arthur has the exactly same playstyle, God Is just broken and u can't lose solo with this god

    • @bucky_theducky7064
      @bucky_theducky7064 5 років тому +6

      @@emiliasimp5898 100% agree. These people are just all over this dude thinkin he is some hot shit when he is playing a broken solo laner. That is why usually Arthur, Merlin, Awilix, and Achilles usually get banned instantly.

    • @emiliasimp5898
      @emiliasimp5898 5 років тому

      @@bucky_theducky7064 Yea dude u got it

  • @jc8178
    @jc8178 5 років тому +3

    People say "DM is toxic this... BM Brandon that..." Bruh, if i played this game as often as he did and was forced to deal with shit-smeared mongoloids like Longshot I'd either die of an aneurism or be in prison for going door to door and shit stomping nerds like this guy, Jay and Silent Bob style. I don't know how he does it. I'm grateful that he has the patience to keep putting himself thru this because I enjoy his content. Keep on keepin' on Daddy McNuggies.

  • @Esperpunk_
    @Esperpunk_ 4 роки тому +3

    His team mate is pretty awful. On another note, I have never seen an Arthur miss so many kill opportunities. So embarrassing.

  • @VamanaPrime
    @VamanaPrime 5 років тому +29

    "Was that ulty good? I think that ulty was good. Was that ulty good? I think that ulty was good. Yeah that ulty was good. Man my ulty was good."

    • @Mickeyshere
      @Mickeyshere 5 років тому +1

      I know this is probably too much of a chore but I need a time stamp of this moment lmao.

    • @skaionex
      @skaionex 5 років тому +2

      @@Mickeyshere starts around 40:04 and goes to at least 41:25

  • @unknowncalibur5242
    @unknowncalibur5242 4 роки тому +2

    "You asked for advice therefore i am unconditionally right" sounds like a smite player i like how he he also said "not trying to be snarky" and then went on to be snarky

  • @MarkieBee
    @MarkieBee 2 роки тому +2

    33:10 blaming cerb he doesn't help him when he's running away from him

  • @Eboyee
    @Eboyee 5 років тому +14

    I would be so uncomfortable playing with dm, like it’s different when someone talks shit without knowing what they are talking about but when they do..... it’s different

    • @laserguide8457
      @laserguide8457 5 років тому +4

      I don't know I feel I would learn a lot from a game with him plus I do enjoy his honesty

    • @theuberdork
      @theuberdork 5 років тому +1

      I’d be nervous AF.

    • @vogunBurgundy
      @vogunBurgundy 5 років тому +3

      Note that he seemed generally friendly with the Apollo, who at least apparently did the worst of the team. It's a lot more to do with just being humble and open to criticism than just how you perform; everybody has bad games after all, and not everyone's some MLG Pro player either.

    • @Kalriostraz
      @Kalriostraz 5 років тому

      @@vogunBurgundy He's very Gordon Ramsay in that regard imo. He knows a lot, and he's willing to share that and teach, but if you come off like you already know everything/know better then he's not gonna give you an inch. But be humble and shit and it's a whole different ballgame. (Note this doesn't apply to his in houses, but that's a different set of expectations)

  • @Ribicus
    @Ribicus 5 років тому +14

    Bellona went up so high wtf 11:55

    • @rickyzeitler7169
      @rickyzeitler7169 5 років тому +15

      She has to go, her planet needs her

    • @seangood111
      @seangood111 5 років тому

      Omg what was that interaction

    • @CheeseElf
      @CheeseElf 5 років тому +2

      It happened like three times, and I ended up noticing that every time it happened, she jumped right before DM knocked her up. So apparently, we can hypothesize that if you are mid-jump while getting hit by Arthur knock-up, you get sent freakin' flying.

    • @kiddo9423
      @kiddo9423 5 років тому

      lmao for some reason she looks so confused in those couple of seconds

  • @DRIFTERX673
    @DRIFTERX673 4 роки тому

    I still come back to this video a year later to laugh my ass off, this was one of the funniest things ever. Great video, that guy was a piece of work.

  • @TheVerser34
    @TheVerser34 5 років тому +2

    That ending... My jaw dropped. I can't! Then says DM got carried! LMFAO

  • @jakobmann1497
    @jakobmann1497 5 років тому +3

    You'll never ever again see dm being so nice to an apollo playing like this

  • @keiganm1287
    @keiganm1287 5 років тому +5

    Good to know because she has a silence nox counters every single god in the game since they all have abilities.

    • @bossqueen6278
      @bossqueen6278 5 років тому

      Keigan M true, her combo counter every god

    • @MykiiMescal
      @MykiiMescal 5 років тому

      It’s technically true but silly and dumb

  • @grim76-reaper75
    @grim76-reaper75 5 років тому +1

    I don’t play as nox alot actually my level is 3 with her, but I build:
    Mages blessing
    Shoes of focus
    Chronos pendant
    Spear of the magus
    Shamans ring
    Rod of tahuti
    After I remove the blessing i use spear of desolation or obsidian shard
    Is this a good build?
    Also why DM is surprised of what cerberus build in the end?

  • @vasilis7076
    @vasilis7076 5 років тому

    how much fps u play on?

  • @legokangaroo5010
    @legokangaroo5010 5 років тому +66

    Honestly I wouldn't want you in my game , you're good but the way you talk sometimes would make me really nervous.

    • @cb6667
      @cb6667 5 років тому +23

      Scared to make a mistake with him in your team lol the pressure he brings is unreal

    • @legokangaroo5010
      @legokangaroo5010 5 років тому +32

      @@scalpingsnake no, that's not it at all... I just think he's an asshole sometimes... Well 2/3 of the times

    • @bcount1
      @bcount1 5 років тому

      the just mute him

    • @alex1457wd
      @alex1457wd 5 років тому +1

      yea i would mute him

    • @galleoni7955
      @galleoni7955 5 років тому +8

      id ask him to send me his location so i can come down and smash his face in, the stuff he says sometimes is beyond video game toxicity it turns into real life shit

  • @brycehoffhien8904
    @brycehoffhien8904 5 років тому +12

    Out of all of the shit he talked and all of the garbage that comes out of his mouth, nothing will ever be able to redeem him from complaining about Baka's lack of Qins while not building Magus and having 50% cooldown.

  • @mark-ut8tx
    @mark-ut8tx 5 років тому

    What u start now in mid?

  • @tylercash8754
    @tylercash8754 5 років тому

    Hey DM when you guys were going to do fire giant, what did you mean by he pulled it?

    • @hunterbyers1985
      @hunterbyers1985 5 років тому

      Maybe because he took aggro, I was wondering the same thing.

  • @TheBlacklion999
    @TheBlacklion999 5 років тому +15

    omg i cant stop laughing this guy hahaha

  • @pgrane16
    @pgrane16 5 років тому +4

    It's a pleasure to see you play Arthur. I really enjoy this

  • @isaacjohnson8796
    @isaacjohnson8796 5 років тому

    So when should someone buy the speed potion?

  • @Rashsaa
    @Rashsaa 2 роки тому +2

    In before you realise he’s playing Arthur with glad shield that at this point in smite Arthur is the best solo laner so that’s the main reason why he was doing so well

  • @nicoboero15
    @nicoboero15 5 років тому +8

    10/10 solo game play and 1/10 matchmaking

  • @CNDvidsCTM
    @CNDvidsCTM 5 років тому +2

    watching dmbrandon's king arthur is like watching MaNg0's falco

  • @angeloviedo945
    @angeloviedo945 5 років тому

    Brandon I'm still kinda new to smite but how come nox doesn't counter he bo?

  • @pandajmj
    @pandajmj 5 років тому

    wait did your health pot just change your stance at 9:15 or am I high??

  • @Mike-mf6pc
    @Mike-mf6pc 5 років тому +36

    I am not ready for is what to come, diem has had so many horrible teammates, lets see :/

    • @Mike-mf6pc
      @Mike-mf6pc 5 років тому +6

      yeah hes on my top 5 list of who i wanna throw off the planet

  • @b3stnoobever
    @b3stnoobever 5 років тому +5

    I've played against longshot numerous times in pubs. I don't think I've seen him win.

  • @nexryyy
    @nexryyy 2 роки тому +1

    one of the only dmbrandon solo gameplay i actually enjoy

  • @thecinemawrestlingfederati7958
    @thecinemawrestlingfederati7958 5 років тому +1

    I'll chalk this up as one of the main reasons I don't play with my mic in unless I'm in a party with people I know.

    • @dmbrandon
      @dmbrandon  5 років тому +3

      You're a piece of shit

  • @Thanathors
    @Thanathors 5 років тому +39

    This is hard to watch

  • @UrLocalZaddy
    @UrLocalZaddy 5 років тому +2

    This man said "counters their whole team" with a chiron on the other team boy what?

  • @manamejeff8937
    @manamejeff8937 5 років тому +1

    “And you 6 viewers are laughing”
    Hahahahahahahaha!
    This man!

  • @raullupu9026
    @raullupu9026 5 років тому +1

    I have a question, how does he make Arthur's 3 not move like that?

  • @wcoffin-s6770
    @wcoffin-s6770 5 років тому +3

    man I relate to this on a spiritual level. So many people want to blame everyone but themself. And the ones that complain about their oles at the beginning 9/10 times are the problem and bming in the game and griefing by the end

  • @Moon-ce9tu
    @Moon-ce9tu 5 років тому +6

    Bruh this man reminded me too much of gucci lmao

  • @anderslolle2147
    @anderslolle2147 5 років тому

    Was expecting dm to really lay into some random dude, but what we got is much better, this is so freaking funny! 😂😂😂

  • @torigirl69able
    @torigirl69able 5 років тому +2

    *Any little inconvenient thing that happens*
    Longshot: I don't have a jungler

  • @lucifer6028
    @lucifer6028 5 років тому +8

    I feel like playing with DM would make me no longer want to play smite lmao

  • @HOPExDIVISION
    @HOPExDIVISION 5 років тому +2

    Idk man, that person was acting like they were better than they were but dmbrandon had such a negative attitude from the beginning. Constructive communication is very important as a teammate and vital if you're trying to give advice or be a leader for less experienced players.

  • @joshosborne683
    @joshosborne683 5 років тому

    This is why I love seeing that little "party audio prioritized" in the top left whenever I enter a lobby.

  • @gheorghicalucian9263
    @gheorghicalucian9263 3 роки тому +7

    i liked his attitude. it's exactly like yours.

  • @jtn3835
    @jtn3835 5 років тому +61

    Any fellow support mains?

    • @poopoopeepeeable
      @poopoopeepeeable 5 років тому +3

      ✋Love me some khepri and Cerberus

    • @poopoopeepeeable
      @poopoopeepeeable 5 років тому +1

      Honestly if you wanna solo queue as support, just pick a double jungler support that leaves lane after level 5 like fenrir. That way you won't have to deal with your adc too much.

    • @dylantaylor1891
      @dylantaylor1891 5 років тому +4

      I would like to be but I'm still learning conquest rotations

    • @dr.penguin4543
      @dr.penguin4543 5 років тому

      jasontheninja yea, kephri, geb, and ganesha

    • @poopoopeepeeable
      @poopoopeepeeable 5 років тому

      @@revenant197 I personally like to be as annoying as possible so I go cooldown boots cdr build. Still build your standard support stuff like sovereignty and such depending on who you're up against. But after that I like going spirit robe and genjis so you can peel for your team at almost all times and that have that ult up much more frequently. Gem of isolation is one of my favorites as a 5th or 6th item just cuz of constant slow you'll be applying since your abilities are always up.

  • @Kyurem19
    @Kyurem19 5 років тому +1

    I had to pause almost every time he said something to let myself recover from cringing

  • @StreamdancerSmurgle
    @StreamdancerSmurgle 5 років тому

    What's wrong with book in season 6?

  • @adamtuohy2567
    @adamtuohy2567 5 років тому +5

    I thought the title would be an overreaction. It isn't, not the worst, but very close. How do people like that function?

  • @albertotrelles5748
    @albertotrelles5748 5 років тому +17

    OMG I actually Lost it when dm realized longshot was Odin sup

  • @issachyar
    @issachyar 5 днів тому

    the end of game got me crying even 6 years later
    the combo nox ulting the wall + appolo ulting to defend.. damn

  • @yaseenhb1053
    @yaseenhb1053 3 роки тому +1

    Notes down(mine ofc):
    1- He is a noob nox ,Nox is build gave awlilix enough confidence to invade him and stay around middle ,Then toxic starts...cause he ended up comparing awilix to baka ...that's dumb especially if you know that you are nox and it is your own damn fault using that BUILD !!!!! Is obviously YALLING < I AM FARMING LATE GAME LET ME BE > which will never happen.
    2-DM lacks judgement cause of experience as nox pro ,He bo is already countered by nox is existence ,He can't clear with his 1, which will force him to upgrade 3 ,Then what nox should do is quite simple, Farm while standing on side of duo jungle , and build cooldown but ffs every time i look at him building stacks on that book...i wanna slap him ! Nox is crowd control god ....so Her main build must have Cronos pandent +spear of magus +plus in this match is case ...doom orb
    3-The game is already nightmare to nox , lacks of experience (builds,awareness....) too many to be counted but i admire his spirit but still is annoying f he doesn't know when to stop .. but i can't blame him since dm started it before even match begins.
    4-Dm took it to far in lobby ,He knew that nox already picked yet he intended to downgrade the dude ...like for real ...nox cant counter athena is dash?! , you don't have to see it ...just listen to sound but like always reaction that is what all pro players about, Awlilix will have to think 3 times before dashing to nox late game ,which is why awilix ..whether nox is noob or not he must bring him down or slow his farms in the early game ,Chiron is long range hunter and annoying yes however he can be countered by nox , Dash toward him ,Because all long range dps or carries , they lower their guard down when they intend to make their long range ability hit enemies ,Use that moment to dash to him ,Nox is dash cast is wayyyyy quicker than chiron is 1 or even dash ,And of course never do it while his allies around him such as athena , In the early Game you dash to them to cause dmg in in case to cause dmg and clear wave while going back to tower or avoid it dmg by escape but in this game is case is hard , late game you dash to your allies to get double dmg on the enemy or to be safe or secure a kill while dashing .
    That's all ...I apologize for my english , isn't my main language so accept it or leave it , up to you

  • @ajobri1
    @ajobri1 5 років тому +4

    I feel like the Apollo was really bad in the match too.... 1 and 12 and barley had pen.... missing hits and putting himself in bad positions... did good with split pushing but he didn’t dish out enough damage to the enemies like a hunter should be doing.

    • @i0dont1have0a1name
      @i0dont1have0a1name 5 років тому +1

      He might not of played well but at least he wasn't saying he was the greatest every 5min. It's ok to be bad but it's not ok to be bad and toxic

    • @ioshkunillustrations3837
      @ioshkunillustrations3837 5 років тому +3

      true, but he listened, enter the match saying that he needed help, corrected some errors that he had and wasnt toxic.
      You dont really need much to be liked by people.

  • @Ryniano
    @Ryniano 5 років тому +3

    Normally i think dm gets triggered too easily but this pissed me off and i dont even play conquest

  • @jimmysalmeron5292
    @jimmysalmeron5292 5 років тому

    the ending to this game was fucking gold, the way apollo just ulted and thought he wasnt dead

  • @soadcalibur
    @soadcalibur 5 років тому

    This video made put me in a fit of rage and anxiety all at the same time

  • @Silent-ig9kb
    @Silent-ig9kb 5 років тому +8

    Win or lose I guess,they never win huh?
    You got a support yea I better he never shell ya

  • @Kamia2003
    @Kamia2003 5 років тому +9

    Sounds like a PS4 player from my experience

    • @rickpiz99
      @rickpiz99 5 років тому +1

      Revenant true that

    • @Fenriir
      @Fenriir 5 років тому +1

      Hey not all ps4 players are bad, but if there's a console player that's worse then Longshot is it

  • @RhinoSmash
    @RhinoSmash 5 років тому

    That was nuts man. You can’t beat logic into someone like that

  • @markmccullough8410
    @markmccullough8410 5 років тому +1

    Legend has it, Longshot 27 is keeping good players in elo hell to this day.

  • @Miximized
    @Miximized 5 років тому +3

    And Baka still does not have qin sais lmao

  • @heatrn11
    @heatrn11 5 років тому +7

    Hello I was the Bellona, I am bad :D

    • @ioshkunillustrations3837
      @ioshkunillustrations3837 5 років тому +2

      Don't too bad, is not that you are bad, DM is just better than you, and Arthur is broken, and he get's unkillable on late game, aaaaaaaaaannnnd bellona kinda sucks now. xD

    • @heatrn11
      @heatrn11 5 років тому +2

      @@ioshkunillustrations3837 She's really bad. I feel like If I played Tyr or Vamana that game I would have died less.

    • @ioshkunillustrations3837
      @ioshkunillustrations3837 5 років тому

      @@heatrn11 i get you man, she's in a very hard spot (compared to other warriors) but don't beat yourself too hard, just focus on what you did wrong and try to improve it next time =)
      Otherwise you'll end up like longshot27 xD

    • @daniel6009
      @daniel6009 5 років тому

      @@ioshkunillustrations3837 she's literally the second best solo right after Arthur right now lol

    • @ioshkunillustrations3837
      @ioshkunillustrations3837 5 років тому

      ​@@daniel6009 Well, metas change FAST, I haven't play her in this current patch yet, but at the time that i made the coment (6.3 was it? i dont remember now the number) she wasn't.
      Arthur, Achiles, Erlang, Vamana and arguably xing, in some specific cases, where WAY better choises than her, she just didnt bringed enough utility to late game in comparison, but that was allways her problem, solid early, amazing mid, and poor late.
      still, she is my favourite Warrior by far, she is really fun to play with. ^u^

  • @MattyHAM
    @MattyHAM 5 років тому +1

    The unstoppable force meets the immovable object

  • @kingyugo2470
    @kingyugo2470 5 років тому +1

    This is every other Smite day for me.

  • @jakethesnake982
    @jakethesnake982 5 років тому +5

    I have never been so triggered watching a video omg! I want to punch something rn. I need a shower and alcohol rn....

  • @BulykrynVancho
    @BulykrynVancho 5 років тому +3

    That Nox sounds like a kid at my local card shop.

  • @MarkieBee
    @MarkieBee 2 роки тому +2

    42:12 kid full hp mana never landing a 2/1 blaming his team xd classic

  • @SkibidiBean
    @SkibidiBean 5 років тому

    Not usually able to catch your streams but I managed to catch this one. Holy shit this game was hilarious to watch lmao! That 3v1 was epic too

  • @stevenpauljobs1033
    @stevenpauljobs1033 5 років тому +5

    Technically he had 60% CDR because of chronos pendant passive.

    • @d.jenkins9263
      @d.jenkins9263 5 років тому +2

      65% in team fights because of spear of Desi's passive

    • @d.jenkins9263
      @d.jenkins9263 5 років тому +1

      @@shanecompton4579 always that one guy that messes up the joke...lol they're always lurking 😂

  • @gaminglegend2670
    @gaminglegend2670 5 років тому +5

    Holy shit!!!! That Nox did the beat DnBrandon impression I"ve ever seen!!!! It was amazing!

  • @MizukageRei
    @MizukageRei 5 років тому

    This is the quality comedy content I come here for

  • @aidspie8124
    @aidspie8124 5 років тому

    "Eat rocks" is the strangest insult I have ever seen.

  • @christopherkuzara7356
    @christopherkuzara7356 5 років тому +4

    I will never understand why anyone watches him play this game.

    • @585marek
      @585marek 5 років тому

      Christopher Kuzara you...clicked on this video...

    • @ahairylobster8524
      @ahairylobster8524 4 роки тому +1

      @@585marek That.... doesn't mean..... he watched the....video................. idiot

    • @585marek
      @585marek 4 роки тому

      AHairyLobster he clicked on the video just to comment that and I’m the idiot? Alright buddy.

    • @ahairylobster8524
      @ahairylobster8524 4 роки тому

      @@585marek Why not? how does that make him an idiot? lol nice try idiot, but pointing out idiots tends to bring out other idiots eh

    • @585marek
      @585marek 4 роки тому

      AHairyLobster yeah youre a good example of that considering your initial comment

  • @bradenmctigue128
    @bradenmctigue128 5 років тому +12

    28:20. Dmbrandon is "bad" lmao ok

    • @bradenmctigue128
      @bradenmctigue128 5 років тому +1

      He's a God

    • @rileydog11199
      @rileydog11199 5 років тому

      Bro the first day cross play came out I had longshot on my team I play om xbox so I couldnt talk back to this guy in chat was bming me cause I got first blooded gank by a nem and achillies and I end the game 14 and 2 as chaac with 8 assists and he types "report chaac for trolling"

    • @jboogi90
      @jboogi90 5 років тому +2

      Hes playing Arthur a spam happy god with hella aoe and a glad shield and two tanks. Not calling him bad just saying.

    • @d.jenkins9263
      @d.jenkins9263 5 років тому

      Boogi he showed his skill and experience in the first minute 30 by not being aggressive against a bellona that early

    • @jboogi90
      @jboogi90 5 років тому

      @@d.jenkins9263 Arthur shits on Bellona. And King Arthur isnt really skill full in my opinion. His ultimate comes back in 20 secs and I wasn't commenting on his skill. I'm just saying its hard to go look how good I am on a good with some type of ability up

  • @nickolasbelliveau7095
    @nickolasbelliveau7095 5 років тому

    was that a fat bong rip in the beginning?

  • @justinosborne256
    @justinosborne256 5 років тому +1

    Ok it’s amazing how much salt smite brings out of people