Life Would Be Terrible If It Were A Video Game

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  • Опубліковано 21 жов 2024
  • Games are fun, but this game sucks.
    Discuss: redd.it/6k1kh9
    #puppets #UA-camPuppets #Gaming

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  • @DevineInnovations
    @DevineInnovations 7 років тому +135

    "I can not possibly drive another block until I have eaten my breakfast."
    Yep, typical RPG logic

    • @maneoj46
      @maneoj46 3 роки тому +4

      It’s more of those free-mium phone app games. Please pay 5 dollars to move to level 2

    • @Skull_Kid0.o
      @Skull_Kid0.o Рік тому +3

      Nah 5.99 for world 2

  • @FAMEOLD
    @FAMEOLD 7 років тому +85

    But the skip button would be an amazing feature in life. Imagine all the useless conversations that you can skip now.

    • @squiddu
      @squiddu 5 років тому +12

      No. Remember the movie Click?

  • @bartholomewfargo
    @bartholomewfargo 7 років тому +164

    Hits too close to home, guys. Been playing the game for 40+ years and I still can't get the controls down.

    • @mindshuffler3332
      @mindshuffler3332 7 років тому +18

      bartholomewfargo Did you read the screenplay, cause that's more helpful than it looks.

    • @722lovemonkey
      @722lovemonkey 7 років тому +7

      Forget the screenplay! I don't know where to find the tie! Are there any guides or walkthroughs i can look up?

    • @justinjanicki6561
      @justinjanicki6561 7 років тому +5

      Freshpanda88 Rush to a near by store during lunch break to buy him a new tie. It's really hard though as you can be late easily and you take a stamina downgrade for missing lunch

    • @722lovemonkey
      @722lovemonkey 7 років тому +3

      Justin Janicki That sounds like a bad idea becuase my stamina stat is actually my lowest stat but i'm starting to get desperate to finish this sidequest. I looked f$cking everywhere for that stupid thing! I even glitched my way out of the map to try and find it and i still couldn't! I'll try though, money isn't an issue because i used the money exploit but my stamina is definitely going to be a problem.

    • @EyeAmBatman
      @EyeAmBatman 7 років тому +4

      I bwoke my contwoller :(

  • @MarioMario-my5ib
    @MarioMario-my5ib 7 років тому +74

    This video is hilarious and depressing at the same time.

  • @harukaminicho2370
    @harukaminicho2370 7 років тому +240

    Poor Mario. He was playing the console version.

    • @nathanstewart8362
      @nathanstewart8362 7 років тому +10

      uNiVeRsAL gAmInG ye lifes horrible in 60 fps and the fov gives me motion sickness

    • @buddershark300
      @buddershark300 7 років тому +5

      Pc version is better. I can mod my self a girl friend. Only I don't have a pc

    • @thet00nedl00n
      @thet00nedl00n 5 років тому +1

      Pure gold.

    • @PasscodeAdvance
      @PasscodeAdvance 4 роки тому +1

      @@nathanstewart8362 too bad we all play on console. Or a laptop with Wooting?

    • @DatCartoonistGuy
      @DatCartoonistGuy 3 місяці тому

      Yeah, the Wii version.
      I love that system - twas my childhood - but it had some suck-y versions of games...

  • @Airman14741
    @Airman14741 7 років тому +6

    "Pants are more important than shirt, but you should usually wear both." That had my cracking up!

  • @FreemanJS91
    @FreemanJS91 7 років тому +18

    Mario really is a slacker. He tried to skip cutscenes and said no to every side mission, missing out on important details along the way.

    • @greatquux
      @greatquux 8 місяців тому +1

      Damn this is so correct I’m thinking it may have been the point of the video🧐

  • @CrispyToast
    @CrispyToast 7 років тому +24

    Great use of the SNES samples!

    • @TM_Em0lga
      @TM_Em0lga 3 роки тому

      Yoooooo! What are you doing here?

  • @BrokenRobot3K
    @BrokenRobot3K 7 років тому +145

    But Mario chose Slacker... He should not have even left the house

    • @MonteCreations
      @MonteCreations 6 років тому +11

      No everyone has to work in life, including slackers.

  • @surgeland9084
    @surgeland9084 7 років тому +217

    If life was a video game, I would always lose.

    • @TechyBen
      @TechyBen 7 років тому +2

      You mean you don't already? :(

    • @surgeland9084
      @surgeland9084 7 років тому +3

      TechyBen I do, but I hate admitting it.

    • @ronpetersen2317
      @ronpetersen2317 7 років тому +6

      If life was a game I would lose, start the mission over and keep doing it until I get it right.

    • @zombiTrout
      @zombiTrout 7 років тому +4

      My game is getting way too much lag...

    • @trewashington3788
      @trewashington3788 7 років тому

      Surgé Land same

  • @GregTheLion
    @GregTheLion 7 років тому +74

    The DLC on this game is ridiculous!
    over $300 for holiday abroad expansion pack?! I only get to play it for a week!

    • @station240
      @station240 7 років тому +20

      The Woman DLC is insanely expensive, comes bundled with a ton unskipable side quests and has so many bugs.
      Case is point the "does my this make my butt look big ?" side quest, no matter what answer I choose I get beat up.

    • @Ravenforce3
      @Ravenforce3 7 років тому +14

      I've run into a different problem. I never had the money to download the Woman DLC in full (only got a trial version) and the game decided to install the Crippling Depression update without my consent instead. I do not recommend this.

    • @undoneonion90
      @undoneonion90 7 років тому +2

      Ugh, save your money. The Woman DLC is a scam, and it comes with The Baby, which is an annoying gimmick that keeps you from doing anything right.

    • @chris2790
      @chris2790 5 років тому +1

      You should really get the "eternal life" add on. It's free but it means that you won't be able to play by your rules anymore. Totally worth it though.

  • @oogaboogawaah340
    @oogaboogawaah340 7 років тому +503

    *life tip: shower every day and have more friends*
    Ha, friends...

    • @LazerLord10
      @LazerLord10 7 років тому +11

      Ha, life.

    • @d0ct0rgalix0nlab2
      @d0ct0rgalix0nlab2 7 років тому +9

      Sir Pentsworth IV, esq. What is that word? Friends?

    • @thenevershow3795
      @thenevershow3795 7 років тому +1

      Does skinny dipping in the lake count as showering? ^o.+^

    • @marsil602the2nd
      @marsil602the2nd 7 років тому +1

      i guess every other day doesnt cut it then huh

    • @raydark8007
      @raydark8007 7 років тому +2

      life tip: shower every day and have more friends
      me: still dont have any friend i don't think it work for me-__-

  • @CosmosTheMouse
    @CosmosTheMouse 7 років тому +6

    I always forget i'm crouched down, and spend half the day walking like that.

  • @SmartRascalStudios
    @SmartRascalStudios 6 років тому +10

    4:27 Good morning...
    *AND WELCOME TO LIFE!!!*
    Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
    Me: lol

  • @mojomaelstrom
    @mojomaelstrom 7 років тому +29

    This is the first time I've seen this idea delivered in an actual entertaining manner. Easily one of your best videos. Props to you!

  • @Blackiecomics
    @Blackiecomics 7 років тому +34

    I wouldn't mind playing this if it were an actual game. Make it happen guys.

  • @shortcake6984
    @shortcake6984 7 років тому +137

    Death the video game
    Loading...

    • @shortcake6984
      @shortcake6984 7 років тому +5

      Understandable have a good day

    • @diamorphoses
      @diamorphoses 7 років тому

      Nice >:]

    • @VieskyPQC
      @VieskyPQC 7 років тому +7

      RobDoesRips *Stranger has disconnected*

    • @RDMracer
      @RDMracer 7 років тому +1

      wow... that's meta

    • @tnaoro
      @tnaoro 7 років тому

      yeah!

  • @fuckoff7511
    @fuckoff7511 7 років тому +74

    Can't wait for this game to come out for the switch,PS4 and XBOX best game announced from E3

    • @dhansen1991
      @dhansen1991 7 років тому +2

      The Titanium Turtle yeah but the graphics always get downgraded

    • @knottyorchid1212
      @knottyorchid1212 5 років тому +1

      And Microtransactions
      But I'd play tgis on Switch

  • @PineconeMansSon
    @PineconeMansSon Рік тому +1

    "We know you're late for work, but we need to load the bus"

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 7 років тому +13

    Life sucks bad enough already without having to read crappy screenplays.

  • @Calvinatorzcraft
    @Calvinatorzcraft 7 років тому +8

    life's great, but the tutorial is 18 years long. Then if you want to learn a special class, that's another 4 years.

  • @TakoyaKyono
    @TakoyaKyono 7 років тому +12

    I hear there's a cheat to complete the Life game in seconds.
    Ctrl + Alt + Shotgun. It's the secret suicide ending.

  • @SonicJrandSarah
    @SonicJrandSarah 7 років тому +7

    I was expecting Mario to wake up from a dream at the end.

  • @kittenwispy
    @kittenwispy 7 років тому +215

    Guys read this:
    1. I wake up
    2. I go outside
    3. I meet Glove and Boots
    4. I hugged them
    5. I cried
    real order:
    2, 3, 4, 1, & 5

  • @MissMusic1214
    @MissMusic1214 7 років тому +169

    Hi, Glove and Boots! I'm 18 years old from a small town near Pittsburgh, PA and just wanted to thank you all for positively impacting my life. I have been a fan for over 3 years now, and your videos always cheer me up when I'm feeling down or anxious. Thank you a million! :-)

    • @MissMusic1214
      @MissMusic1214 7 років тому +4

      Vincent Morris That would be amazing if that actually happened!

    • @marvincool3744
      @marvincool3744 7 років тому +7

      no one cares

    • @billdamien4937
      @billdamien4937 7 років тому

      Daniela Beck Nobody cares.

    • @burdy2959
      @burdy2959 6 років тому

      We live in an age were criticism is frowned upon. Not that it's good but my god the intolerance of people. And honestly speaking, noone cares about your or you life.

    • @CourtJesterVA
      @CourtJesterVA 6 років тому +2

      Daniela, don't listen to these guys, they're just morons. I personally care about this and I hope you have an amazing day.

  • @RDCST
    @RDCST 3 роки тому +1

    Well, at least the voice-off didn't say "Welcome to Jumanji"

  • @saucypirate8356
    @saucypirate8356 7 років тому +10

    LIFETIP: Pants are more important than shirt, but you should probably wear both.
    Don't let the game tell you what to do Mario, you keep rocking that no-pants, shirt-only look, lol

  • @invictrus
    @invictrus 7 років тому +20

    Why does Mario have a stapler next to his bed? What the hell is he using it for?

    • @skyechimes658
      @skyechimes658 7 років тому +1

      GalaxyUntouchable that was what I wanted to know! ....and then I decided maybe it was better not to....

    • @bridgecross
      @bridgecross 5 років тому

      Ever see the red stapler in Office Space?

  • @MissMusic1214
    @MissMusic1214 7 років тому +8

    One of your best videos!!!

  • @MurasakiBunny
    @MurasakiBunny 7 років тому +8

    Loading.... that's what life is doing on your 40 min bus trips to work.

  • @porterknight77
    @porterknight77 7 років тому +6

    The game of Life is awesome, beautiful, and wonderful, but the difficulty is enraging and sometimes it can be terrible, depressing, and overwhelming for the player. Overall, Life is a terrible, depressing, beautiful, fun, and amazing experience. Life: 7/10.

  • @nexus1g
    @nexus1g 7 років тому +3

    Spider-Groundhog, Spider-Groundhog, does whatever a Spider-Groundhog does.

  • @jessiemonti
    @jessiemonti 7 років тому +3

    That moment you're surfing the internet and eating pizza while you watch this video.
    Great video, guys! Really funny! :D

  • @YouHolli
    @YouHolli 7 років тому +4

    BUT WHAT? BACON AND EGGS WHAT? YOU GUYS DRIVE ME CRAZY!!

  • @surgeland9084
    @surgeland9084 7 років тому +3

    3:09 That is a good summary for life.

  • @Jon_the_Wizard
    @Jon_the_Wizard 7 років тому +15

    Money is OP, nerf money.

  • @jacobwheeler1348
    @jacobwheeler1348 7 років тому +80

    This video is pefection

  • @tookeydookey
    @tookeydookey Рік тому +2

    3:44 When things just don't go your way

  • @lovesdramas
    @lovesdramas 2 роки тому +2

    Dang, do I miss these guys 🥲

  • @Freebuscus
    @Freebuscus 7 років тому

    The look on Mario 's face at 4:28 is the best!

  • @bainaka
    @bainaka 7 років тому +6

    If life were a video game then one percent of players are pay to win.

  • @thefanwithoutaface8105
    @thefanwithoutaface8105 7 років тому +2

    1:11, DAMNIT now I wanna hear the Dream about Infinite chicken. I demand a SEQUEL.

  • @CoolHardLogic
    @CoolHardLogic 7 років тому +6

    This is just like Skyrim. That bus driver used to be a slacker like Mario. Then he took an arrow in the knee.

    • @theboodler6856
      @theboodler6856 7 років тому

      He eats omelets to help him forget, but it just makes it worse... He needs more omelets. It's an addiction.

  • @seanpalmer8472
    @seanpalmer8472 7 років тому

    I just have to tell you guys how much I am enjoying this accelerated video production schedule. I'm really enjoying all the new content. Great Job!

  • @kevindehulsters
    @kevindehulsters 7 років тому +3

    This was one of your best videos!

  • @alextavalesthemuppetmaniac5607
    @alextavalesthemuppetmaniac5607 6 років тому +2

    I really love your bed Mario.

  • @azurillkirby
    @azurillkirby 7 років тому +21

    Shoutouts to /r/outside

  • @ryanmccloskey9194
    @ryanmccloskey9194 Рік тому +1

    This is still my favorite G&B video

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe 7 років тому +1

    That bus driver/boss is absolutely hilarious.

  • @Ladylonghorn33
    @Ladylonghorn33 7 років тому +1

    That's me... screaming when it's time to start the " game of life" every day..... can't I just hit pause and go back to bed?

  • @seththomas9105
    @seththomas9105 6 років тому +1

    I just discovered Glove and Boots 2 weeks ago. How did I not know about them before now?

  • @lovelylilacs685
    @lovelylilacs685 7 років тому

    I couldn't stop smiling throughout this video. Keep up the great works guys!

  • @jeannettepassanisi611
    @jeannettepassanisi611 7 років тому

    Loved this! Good morning and welcome to LIFE!

  • @Anivasion
    @Anivasion 7 років тому +1

    I always get stuck accepting the Copier Quest at work because all the NPCs I work with pretend they don't see the flashing red light >:(

  • @diamorphoses
    @diamorphoses 7 років тому +8

    We need the ost for high quality rips

    • @omasumi
      @omasumi 7 років тому

      100% agree with you on that one

  • @jaysbmx00
    @jaysbmx00 7 років тому

    I like how you used the chase bank on 19 ave and 86 st for Mario's job.

  • @CosmicEnbyOllie
    @CosmicEnbyOllie 7 років тому

    Flawless guys!! Made my lunch break even more of a highlight of my day! Lol

  • @katt-the-pig
    @katt-the-pig 7 років тому

    One of my favorites!
    2:12 I'll just settle for a shirt.

  • @TrazBurger
    @TrazBurger 7 років тому +1

    This was the funniest glove and boots video I've ever seen XD

  • @Connor_Scandone
    @Connor_Scandone 3 роки тому +2

    Girls when they stub their toe: Ouch! that hurt!
    Boys when they stub their toe: 2:49

  • @JesusIsKing9763
    @JesusIsKing9763 11 місяців тому +2

    Zach voices Johnny T The Toad on Glove and Boots!

  • @AnnAnonyme
    @AnnAnonyme 3 роки тому

    Yes, I always accept the side quest of fixing the photocopier. It makes my co-workers happy and makes me feel smart!

  • @Juggalee1979
    @Juggalee1979 5 років тому +2

    The captions can’t get Fafa’s name right... pretty hilarious.

  • @goldacidanimations5247
    @goldacidanimations5247 6 років тому +1

    Even though Glove & Boots is (temporary) gone, this is one of my favorites!

  • @coachmaria8211
    @coachmaria8211 3 роки тому

    Hey the part with breakfast was hilarious also the bus scene

  • @Mrtrainer201
    @Mrtrainer201 7 років тому +14

    Well let's be honest here, any game with collect quests is gonna be garbage by default

  • @15moners66
    @15moners66 5 місяців тому +1

    "Game Over."

  • @thewoollyviking5928
    @thewoollyviking5928 7 років тому +4

    Graphics are great, but that fucking difficulty spike after High School...

    • @firewarrior8298
      @firewarrior8298 6 років тому

      You mean that difficulty spike after elementary school

  • @zqueen6
    @zqueen6 4 роки тому

    Miss you guys! Can't wait to see new videos!

  • @worsel555
    @worsel555 7 років тому

    One of the best movies to make fun of life in video games is called Press Start. It's free to watch on UA-cam and I highly recommend it, it even starts with the main character needing to solve a puzzle when he wakes up to get into the bathroom.

  • @tetrata_chill
    @tetrata_chill 7 років тому +7

    That was the best thing I've ever seen

  • @MarioMario-my5ib
    @MarioMario-my5ib 7 років тому +1

    Those life tips were funny a hell xD

  • @jjorstad2
    @jjorstad2 7 років тому

    Please make this a series!

  • @liamrichardson6830
    @liamrichardson6830 7 років тому +1

    but it would be awesome to save before a test and get the answers after and revert to that save.

  • @Alex_K221
    @Alex_K221 7 років тому +1

    Oh does anyone no the cheat code for life?
    All you have to do is be in front of a character that is a leader class or higher and do this sequence of movements : uppercut, uppercut, down punch, down punch, left jab, right jab, left jab, right jab. Doing that will unlock the going to prison for life because of murder level. In retrospect it's not a good cheat code but if you have the legal defense dlc then you can get away with it with only all of your money gone and your life wasted. :-)

  • @spencerhale1678
    @spencerhale1678 4 роки тому +1

    I understand Mario's frustration

  • @beccag2758
    @beccag2758 3 роки тому

    “This is both stupid and makes no sense”
    Applicable for Life and life

  • @AbsurdlyLudicrous724
    @AbsurdlyLudicrous724 7 років тому +5

    Don't worry, i hear there's an update coming out soon that'll reduce load times by 0.00000000000000000000000000000001%!

  • @absoluteWANC
    @absoluteWANC 7 років тому

    I loved this. Please can you guys consider making a "choose your own adventure" type game in this style where I can click "yes" or "no" and be taken to a different video to continue the game?

  • @ishinahall1141
    @ishinahall1141 7 років тому +1

    *MY NINE MONTH LOADING SCREEN FROZE!*

  • @stardustsweeper
    @stardustsweeper 5 років тому +2

    More of *this* please....

  • @ramsesbrye7141
    @ramsesbrye7141 6 років тому

    the ending was hilarious, well done

  • @penpcm
    @penpcm 7 років тому +5

    if you use game cheat Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start, your life will be better

  • @dinosaurusmaximus8506
    @dinosaurusmaximus8506 7 років тому +10

    "And remember, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram. Buy gold. BYYYYEEEEEE!!!!"
    -Bill Cipher

  • @angiereza5493
    @angiereza5493 7 років тому

    Bonus Round! Lmao, poor Mario he needs a brain break.

  • @GinjiVitis
    @GinjiVitis 7 років тому

    Dear Mariom and Faffles, Please make sure to install more ovens into your kitchen. You only have 4 counting the microwave.

  • @coachmaria8211
    @coachmaria8211 3 роки тому

    it’s a show about these cartoon teens doing extreme challenges at a summer camp

  • @manamaster6
    @manamaster6 7 років тому

    It's almost as if this talked to me at a personal level.
    My posture is terrible, I'm not sitting not laying, just comfy...

  • @edenhyena
    @edenhyena 6 років тому

    Still funny even though I'm watching this years later from original date of airing I love these videos

  • @RetroGamerKevin
    @RetroGamerKevin 7 років тому

    the only mission in life if it was an mmo tactical action RPG, ALWAYS SURVIVE
    btw Fafa buddy, whenever Cuphead comes out on Xbox One, you and Mario should totally do a live stream! You can play as Red Cuphead, Fafa, and Mario can play as Blue Cuphead!

  • @Pumpkinshire
    @Pumpkinshire 2 місяці тому

    Remember the humongous entertainment games? “We cat do that in the demo mode!”

  • @Coralori
    @Coralori 7 років тому +1

    Oh Wow you have the same alarm clock as me 😂😂

  • @ronpetersen2317
    @ronpetersen2317 7 років тому +3

    I hate people that some how get all the hacks, have unlimited money can jump as far as they want etc. They are horrible cheaters!

    • @coramoor3
      @coramoor3 7 років тому

      I figure if you coded the cheat yourself, you've earned it.

    • @ronpetersen2317
      @ronpetersen2317 7 років тому

      Yes but I can't get the born with rich parents mod. I try and I just get a virus.

  • @bridgecross
    @bridgecross 5 років тому +3

    See, this stuff was brilliant. I don't know why your views'n'likes dropped off, but it wasn't the quality.

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 7 років тому

    "I don't want to do this." 😆

  • @PowCards
    @PowCards 7 років тому +1

    Life! The game that NO ONE wants to play but they do every day

  • @linkthepringlesman3951
    @linkthepringlesman3951 7 років тому +1

    I do like the optional games that you can play. Most of them are better than the real game.

  • @Zoxesyr
    @Zoxesyr 7 років тому +2

    Have "Bert & Ernie" rumors started about Fafa and Mario living together?

  • @airborneyoshi
    @airborneyoshi 7 років тому

    Rides to work just to walk away....

  • @QueenShireen
    @QueenShireen 7 років тому +2

    The busdriver reminded met of zombie bc of the eyes, but with a healthier skin