At 2:01 this happens (Spoiler warning!): "Don't you want the convenience of seeing your food on your phone? I want the convenience of putting my food in my face!" That's one of my all time favorite lines from you guys! I actually laughed out loud on that one.
I love how much content you guys are making now - and it's all of the quality I'd expect from you. I dunno what happened, but y'all are just wonderful. Thank you so much.
+Elijah Ford excuse me pal, it's 2% *fewer* grammar naz- DING! Eh, on second thought, what does it really matter if you use "less" in place of "fewer"? The context still shows through, right?
There is an easy way to fix all of this crap: DO NOT BUY "SMART" DEVICES! Consumers killed 3D TV when it came out because it was crap. Smart devices are ALSO crap. The kicker? They are crap because.... THEY NEVER GET UPDATES! (Taste the bitter Irony.)
they're only crap to a demanding consumer, I've got a smart TV and honestly I'm quite happy with what's on it right now. as for stereoscopic 3D that's a concept which has been going for more than a century now and despite its popularity seems to be evolving quite well, a lot of VR headsets these days even use 3D technology to work
***** I'm on Active 3D because I found it to be a better experience than passive, have their been any improvements to passive technology? If so I might consider giving it another shot
+Ben Knight In my experience, the main benefit to passive is that it doesn't darken the image as much (active of course, involves completely blacking out one of your eyes, so you're halving brightness). Other benefits are the glasses don't need to be charged and are lighter and cheap. Passive does work by interlacing, so you are technically halving the vertical resolution, but this is where the benefit of 4K comes in! Since 4K TVs have 4x the pixels of 1080p, if you watch a 1080p 3D movie on a 4K TV, you're essentially getting those missing pixels back and then some! Which is why it's a crying shame that 3D is only supported on early model OLED 4K TVs, just when 3D hit it's peak, it was unceremoniously killed off.
hey just dont complain about us IT people we never said we wanted this for our tv. there is no reason to have a smart tv untill you realize (and this is not a tinfoil hat issue this is in there documents) that the fbi nsa and such tap that microphone in the smart tv This was never an IT guys idea infact most of us said it was a bad idea because what it could mean for the consumer ala the hacked self driving cars.
This is why you need two of the things for everything: One is none, Two is One. Great tips from CGP Grey. FYI, CGP Grey brought me to this channel in the first place around 2-3 years ago!! :D
This rustled my Jimmies more than it should. Not because of Glove and Boots themselves, but they've made me realise how much updating crap ticks me off. It's like watching a driving video where no-one uses indicators. Great job G&B.
untill you yell and scream that your computer has a virus because you didnt update the security packs but thats k. see when things work they will look like they do thing at all its only when they are gone do you miss them. so enjoy that update and LEARN TO SET UPDATES TO 3AM WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP NOOBS
TheGerkuman And then there are the times when the update conflicts with your video card driver and your system crashes before it can even finish booting up.
the only way they are awesome is if you go on a trip and forget to turn off your lights the possible savings is a thing. i will however take a nest considering i live in texas (a desert) and during the day its hot as balls but at night it can get freezing ass cold and the nest detects this and swaps from cooling to heating and back again.
Big_Adam_2050 I have one and it's been very useful, but it also has different temperature settings (yellow to blue light) + dimming. I have an automatic schedule for it too... Really helps maintain a circadian rhythm... I went home to my family home and was at the at 10pm wondering why I was so alert, bright yellow lights in my face of course... The entire process all started with me trying to get the cheapest lightbulb bulb for the room I rent for £2... Google and research and well came home with a WiFi enabled £30 LED lightbulb 😂 will buy again though... I also use it as an alarm.
Updating isn't bad unless it takes 2 minutes to reach 98% and then another hour to hit 100%. And then another 8 minutes to actually work. Seems like it was Windows XP that did that a lot.
SmartPhones, Smart/New TVs, & New Gen Consoles/Handhelds with Updates are driving me crazy... wait a minute, Glove & Boots you gave me a new topic to Rant about on my channel. Thank you :)
Wait, Barns and Nobel's has an analog Nook? I bet the problems are that it can only store one book, has no back-light, and no apps (not even a clock). But the battery life is amazing! ;p
In principle it is simple. Eliminate bleed-off and don't use it. In practice, you must store enough electrons to provide the required amps for decades worth of use. If you had the unobtainium required to make a battery with no bleed-off, and had a storage of 175.200 amp/hours and only needed a milliamp every hour to power the device you should have around 20 years of power. Your typical D cell has around 13 amp hours.
I still use books currently reading Thrawn. A tv that doesn't need to worry about updates. When I do an iPad update it doesn't take long about 5 minutes or less.
That is why I have five computers, and a couple of tablets and phones. If one is updating, I'll just power on another device until I get one that isn't updating, then forget what I was going to do in the first place.
I know, I get exhausted whenever when my electronics needs updating(other than my 3DS!). but whenever updates happen, I like to draw new shit like Unrealistic characters for new tv shows or whatever lights me up!
Hi Fafa the G-hog and Mario 1st the Best, didn't think your 1950's radio style episode today was your best but did admire the quirkiness and dedication to honoring the medium but when the sound went out too i thought it had stopped playing but it came back, just part of the updating joke but still black screen with G-Love & boots watermark... only when i went onto another UA-cam video did i realize my android UA-cam app is now broken, ha better do updates! hmm updates failing not enough space, cleared 1gig, still no space, cleared more, reset phone, still not enough space...?!? why update gods why!!!! P.S. at least Twitch still works on my phone so i can keep getting my 6am Saturday GLABO Gaming fix from Melbourne Australia!
".... it's TOAST!"
I love Mario's voice actor so much. XD
I WANT THE CONVENIENCE OF PUTTING THE FOOD IN MAH FACE!
Pendragon LOL
relatable
Pendragon I saw this comment as he said that line.
Alex Drake same.
the only reason I would take the convenience of monitoring my fridge contents is to see who swiped my pudding cup! (and when the food goes bad)
I stayed for the Ding!
It was satisfying.
Yep. 100% satisfied
I actually expected something like a "meh" :)
I felt fulfillment when I heard it.
I was expecting "updating.....99%....unknown error, update failed. Restarting update."
I was waiting for it to freeze at the 99% mark.
I actually watched the entire update at the end because I figured they'd cut the video before it was done, just to annoy people.
Now that would be just cruel.
Same. I fully expected it to hang at 98%
I actually expected it to crash or say update failed. x'D
Well thanks guys, I think I wouldn't be able to handle it if it got stuck at 98%!
+Glove and Boots Bet you wish you thought of it, huh?
"you are now aware of our blogs hidden agenda, Jesus Christ," ~mario 2017
What would Johnny T say?
FUGGEDABOUDIT!
So "puppet" is short for "Papist Muppet", right?
"papist muppet" *W O K E*
GeneralPotatoSalad nope.
That moment when Mario literally says "WTF?!?!?!" killed me.
At 2:01 this happens (Spoiler warning!): "Don't you want the convenience of seeing your food on your phone? I want the convenience of putting my food in my face!" That's one of my all time favorite lines from you guys! I actually laughed out loud on that one.
Andrew5533 Making it a video short would work for them
Quin Skew Yeah, I agree
Andrew5533 i
Andrew5533 ww
Andrew5533 w
I can't watch this video because UA-cam's updating.
lol
i couldn't read this comment because google was updating
[You are unable to read this comment due to UA-cam comment section updates]
LOADING 99%
CRASH
I can't read because my glasses are updating.
I have thirty seconds to type this before my keyboard up- [KEYBOARD UPDATING]
I love how much content you guys are making now - and it's all of the quality I'd expect from you. I dunno what happened, but y'all are just wonderful. Thank you so much.
You guys have been on a roll lately.
Kaiser t's only way to roll... and it's the yeast they could.
Best Glove & Boots episode in a long time. I was actually laughing out loud.
you WERE??? You must also like Dane Cook then....
Does the comment section need to be updated as well?
yes i t will have 5% less anoying irrelevant crap and 2% less grammer nazis
+Elijah Ford excuse me pal, it's 2% *fewer* grammar naz- DING!
Eh, on second thought, what does it really matter if you use "less" in place of "fewer"? The context still shows through, right?
lol, yes, sense when was there a rule in grammar that said i had to use that adjective?
Yes.
Kimani Wilson-Hunte yes
Bless you, Glove and Boots, for allowing the updater to reach 100%.
I had this experience with my new TV the other day. And then it complained about being turned off without being properly shutdown. The future is here!
There is an easy way to fix all of this crap: DO NOT BUY "SMART" DEVICES! Consumers killed 3D TV when it came out because it was crap. Smart devices are ALSO crap. The kicker? They are crap because.... THEY NEVER GET UPDATES! (Taste the bitter Irony.)
they're only crap to a demanding consumer, I've got a smart TV and honestly I'm quite happy with what's on it right now. as for stereoscopic 3D that's a concept which has been going for more than a century now and despite its popularity seems to be evolving quite well, a lot of VR headsets these days even use 3D technology to work
***** I'm on Active 3D because I found it to be a better experience than passive, have their been any improvements to passive technology? If so I might consider giving it another shot
+Ben Knight In my experience, the main benefit to passive is that it doesn't darken the image as much (active of course, involves completely blacking out one of your eyes, so you're halving brightness). Other benefits are the glasses don't need to be charged and are lighter and cheap. Passive does work by interlacing, so you are technically halving the vertical resolution, but this is where the benefit of 4K comes in! Since 4K TVs have 4x the pixels of 1080p, if you watch a 1080p 3D movie on a 4K TV, you're essentially getting those missing pixels back and then some! Which is why it's a crying shame that 3D is only supported on early model OLED 4K TVs, just when 3D hit it's peak, it was unceremoniously killed off.
hey just dont complain about us IT people we never said we wanted this for our tv. there is no reason to have a smart tv untill you realize (and this is not a tinfoil hat issue this is in there documents) that the fbi nsa and such tap that microphone in the smart tv This was never an IT guys idea infact most of us said it was a bad idea because what it could mean for the consumer ala the hacked self driving cars.
2:46 If that's the case, 2020 is going through a major update. No one can even touch each other.
You know you watched this channel too much when you can imagine their voices perfectly even when there is none.
LOVED this episode!! I kept cracking up over and over!! Thank you
Fafa you have an updating problem
But it takes two hours to download.
Jacob Wheeler
How did I not see these. they are funny as hell
This is why you need two of the things for everything: One is none, Two is One.
Great tips from CGP Grey.
FYI, CGP Grey brought me to this channel in the first place around 2-3 years ago!! :D
"I do not need that convenience"
sooo trueeeee
"It's great isn't it?"
"NOOOO"
Mario's expression as he said that I genuinely burst out laughing XD
Who watched the whole update at the end?
This rustled my Jimmies more than it should. Not because of Glove and Boots themselves, but they've made me realise how much updating crap ticks me off. It's like watching a driving video where no-one uses indicators.
Great job G&B.
I laugh everytime i see marios face
I am quoting Mario's "I do not need that convenience!" every time someone tries to push me into switching out my flip phone for a smart phone.
That's my Roblox client in a nutshell.
I get it, Mario. Updates are stupid and annoying and seem to do nothing.
untill you yell and scream that your computer has a virus because you didnt update the security packs but thats k. see when things work they will look like they do thing at all its only when they are gone do you miss them. so enjoy that update and LEARN TO SET UPDATES TO 3AM WHEN YOU ARE ASLEEP NOOBS
The problem with that is that if you set it to boot, update then sleep, it can get stuck.
TheGerkuman And then there are the times when the update conflicts with your video card driver and your system crashes before it can even finish booting up.
michaelparadiso96 mostly just bug fixes **cough cough PlayStation cough cough**
"Stupid computers are stupid!"
-Mario 2017
Hilariously good and I never stop watching this show!
Always all at once. Always.
2:33
The tone! Mario's goddamn tone kills me every time I watch that bit!
The internet of things suck. Internet enabled lightbulbs. ITS A LIGHTBULB.
I have some myself. It's awesome, right?
the only way they are awesome is if you go on a trip and forget to turn off your lights the possible savings is a thing. i will however take a nest considering i live in texas (a desert) and during the day its hot as balls but at night it can get freezing ass cold and the nest detects this and swaps from cooling to heating and back again.
Big_Adam_2050 I have one and it's been very useful, but it also has different temperature settings (yellow to blue light) + dimming. I have an automatic schedule for it too... Really helps maintain a circadian rhythm... I went home to my family home and was at the at 10pm wondering why I was so alert, bright yellow lights in my face of course...
The entire process all started with me trying to get the cheapest lightbulb bulb for the room I rent for £2... Google and research and well came home with a WiFi enabled £30 LED lightbulb 😂 will buy again though... I also use it as an alarm.
1:47
Auto Generated Caption: "We you can control a dog you are a witch mother will you fall now".
It's TOOOAASSTT!!
I'll just read an old fashioned book while reality is being updated...
Plot twist, it turns out that their vocal cords also needed an update so they couldn't even pray.
This video just made my day xD thank you Glove and Boots
Laughed my head off the entire time. I love this channel
I thought they were gonna stretch that silent gag out for the whole episode haha
I need the bloopers from this video, it was amazing :')
I miss you, Glove and Boots!
Toaster DLC! Brilliant! Love you guys! PS, nice kitchen.
I think I just smelled Fafas breathe. Minty fresh.
So THIS is the video where Mario dresses up as the Pope!
Batman4003 yeah!
@ 3:48: **DING!**
I'm actually watching this on my phone while it's updating. XD
Look at closed caps at 2:39 lol
Best glove and boots blog in a while
2:05 I WANT THE CONVENIENCE OF PUTTING THE FOOD IN MY FACE!!!!!
Then only thing you don't have to update is prayer... only you're literally updating your permit to the great afterlife.
Thank You for not stopping the endscreen update at 98%... that would have been evil!
just when windows 10 gave an update ...
That shit took forever.
kamil latocha same here
kamil latocha windows peasant
NEW GLOVE AND BOOTS VIDEO! Click here to see i-- [UA-cam UPDATING]
Windows peasant! HAHAHAHA!
I live my life in a way that if the internet just went down that not much would change.
... even in 2020/2021?
Watching this in 2021, thinking of the idea of not going outside in case I burst into flames. Damn G&B you pulled a Simpsons
That ding completed my day more than it should have.
Updating isn't bad unless it takes 2 minutes to reach 98% and then another hour to hit 100%. And then another 8 minutes to actually work. Seems like it was Windows XP that did that a lot.
Chevy Chase... I see what you did there! :-D
"Weekend............"
i love
"I LOVE."
XD I thought it was going to hang at 99% at the end.
SmartPhones, Smart/New TVs, & New Gen Consoles/Handhelds with Updates are driving me crazy... wait a minute, Glove & Boots you gave me a new topic to Rant about on my channel. Thank you :)
This is where the budget went. All these smart products!
Internet of things...
that shouldn't be on the internet.
Well that explains what Mario was wearing at the start of the new season update blog.
"Don't you want the convenience of seeing your food on your phone?" 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
I watched half of the 10-hour Johnny T "Ya gotta do it" video while this video uploaded to my phone.
Yeah I'm not going to update the toaster just yet, I'll stick with my analog nooks and crannies. 😝
Wait, Barns and Nobel's has an analog Nook? I bet the problems are that it can only store one book, has no back-light, and no apps (not even a clock). But the battery life is amazing! ;p
the battery life still sucks (you have never seen a faded book obviously)
I'd say a decade or two on a single charge is fairly good battery life.
oh man if we could actually make batterys that could do that it would be so nice
In principle it is simple. Eliminate bleed-off and don't use it. In practice, you must store enough electrons to provide the required amps for decades worth of use. If you had the unobtainium required to make a battery with no bleed-off, and had a storage of 175.200 amp/hours and only needed a milliamp every hour to power the device you should have around 20 years of power. Your typical D cell has around 13 amp hours.
I haven't laughed this hard since the last time I updated my laughter mechanisms!
I still use books currently reading Thrawn. A tv that doesn't need to worry about updates. When I do an iPad update it doesn't take long about 5 minutes or less.
I like the way on iTunes when the bar gets to the end on installing it goes back to the beginning, that's not annoying at all.
They need a monstrous bandwidth to update all that at the same time!
Ah, so that's what happened to the books! Was waiting for an explanation for that one!
I'm watching this while waiting for my PlayStation to update what a coincidence
LMAO! @ "I want the convenience of putting the food in my face!"
i hear your pain mario.
1:03
well atleast we know the true identity of the IHE guy
I want the convience of putting the food in my face 😂😂😂 same
A good thing about linux and windows PCs is that the updates are in the background.
"I want the convenience of putting my food in my face!" I need that on a T-shirt.
i was so expecting the BentoBox update bar to get to 99% and the video stop before it finished
0:45 iOS updates are optional.
One of the top 10 Glove and Boots blogs, imho.
this is very relevant to my day.
I was expecting the update status bar to hang at 99% for 10 hours... do it! Do it!
seriously, i just got a update notice on my computer just after i finish watching this video.
The end is so satisfying...
"CURRENTLY UPDATING OUTDOORS"
fucking killed me! ROFLMFAO!
That is why I have five computers, and a couple of tablets and phones. If one is updating, I'll just power on another device until I get one that isn't updating, then forget what I was going to do in the first place.
Finally some more videos
Welcome to the Internet of Things!!
I know, I get exhausted whenever when my electronics needs updating(other than my 3DS!). but whenever updates happen, I like to draw new shit like Unrealistic characters for new tv shows or whatever lights me up!
Using tab to navigate.... because my mousepad drivers were out of date and i cant use it right now.
I can't wait till the update for my fridge that allows for native integration of custom Lua based user interfaces.
You guys have a huge kitchen !😉
Peak limiter gag, awesome!!! Mario needs that for shit sure...
I'm 100% certain some programs updates just so you don't forget you have them.
Hi Fafa the G-hog and Mario 1st the Best, didn't think your 1950's radio style episode today was your best but did admire the quirkiness and dedication to honoring the medium but when the sound went out too i thought it had stopped playing but it came back, just part of the updating joke but still black screen with G-Love & boots watermark... only when i went onto another UA-cam video did i realize my android UA-cam app is now broken, ha better do updates! hmm updates failing not enough space, cleared 1gig, still no space, cleared more, reset phone, still not enough space...?!? why update gods why!!!! P.S. at least Twitch still works on my phone so i can keep getting my 6am Saturday GLABO Gaming fix from Melbourne Australia!
I Love You Guys!!! "Ding"!!!
I expected the updating progress bar at the end to hang on 99% and say "INSTALLING - 0% complete" for about an hour.
This video aged like fine wine!