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  • Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
  • Like a foul-mouthed Groundhog Day...
    (From "Late Show," air dates in order of appearance: 6/27/06, 7/25/06, 8/24/06, 12/14/06, 8/29/07, 10/5/06, 2/7/07, 11/1/07, 4/17/08, 4/1/10, 12/20/12, 9/15/06)
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    Welcome to the Letterman UA-cam Channel, home to all your favorite clips from Late Night and Late Show - as well as conversations with the writers, producers and performers who helped make it all happen. These highlights have been artisanly-produced, carefully-curated, and chosen completely at random by an old computer that used to pick numbers for the New York Lotto back in the 90’s.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 286

  • @bobbyk9815
    @bobbyk9815 2 роки тому +212

    It's a shame this guy wasn't there for the final episode. Would've been a good send off.

    • @r.edward5701
      @r.edward5701 2 роки тому +18

      He was demanding 63,000

    • @kstepko
      @kstepko 2 роки тому +2

      That is outrageous. Dave doesn’t appreciate being blackmailed.

    • @kstepko
      @kstepko 2 роки тому +2

      But … there is a part of me that thinks that it would have been well worth the money. Commit to the bit!

    • @gabedestellano
      @gabedestellano 2 роки тому

      Excellent thought.

    • @r.edward5701
      @r.edward5701 2 роки тому +5

      @@kstepko sorry was a joke referring to his first bit about winning the lottery

  • @GeoffNelson
    @GeoffNelson Рік тому +59

    Alan's reaction makes me laugh every time.

  • @evanwexler6570
    @evanwexler6570 2 роки тому +77

    This is deeply therapeutic to watch. Also, Kalter's reactions are gold.

    • @thelettermanpodcast
      @thelettermanpodcast 2 роки тому +6

      Now that’s therapy we can get behind.

    • @djt8937
      @djt8937 2 роки тому +5

      I love Paul's hands on his face with that "Oh, my..." reaction.

    • @47imagine
      @47imagine 8 місяців тому +1

      I was thinking the same thing. It would be deeply therapeutic to do as well. I envy the guy.

  • @smw4628
    @smw4628 2 роки тому +55

    This is the first time I've seen this guy and I can't stop laughing. We can all relate to him.

  • @CitizenSteveMusic
    @CitizenSteveMusic 2 роки тому +56

    Alan's face every time. So genuinely hurt.

    • @yangmiller
      @yangmiller 2 роки тому +1

      Sooooo great. It kills me

    • @thelettermanpodcast
      @thelettermanpodcast 2 роки тому +6

      Big Red’s response was our favorite part too. Next time we have one of the writers on the show we will ask if Dave’s responses were ever written.

  • @bambufan3636
    @bambufan3636 2 роки тому +69

    One of the best actors to ever grace the Ed Sullivan stage. Those f-bombs sounded so sincere!

  • @petterw5318
    @petterw5318 2 роки тому +90

    It's amazing how much Letterman really enjoyed skits where people insulted or booed him.

    • @steve760
      @steve760 2 роки тому +18

      Shortly after Alan Kalter passed away, I googled him, looking for interviews, Late Show skits, etc., involving him, and I found a 2015 interview with one of the anchors at WCBS-TV. This interview aired a few months before Dave called it quits. Alan was asked how Dave liked some of the verbal abuse he got from Alan, and Alan said Dave asked him to do it!
      Clearly, Dave is someone who does not take himself too seriously.

    • @rocketreindeer
      @rocketreindeer 2 роки тому +5

      @@steve760 I read a similar article where it said they'd rehearse slamming Dave for a skit, and then he'd say the insults flying at him weren't mean enough, so they'd get more creative.

    • @h4a2u0s
      @h4a2u0s 2 роки тому +5

      He absolutely loves it. I made a similar comment on an Alan Kalter Celebrity Interview video. His face was pure Joy as Alan torched him lol. Rip Big Red.

    • @022171
      @022171 2 роки тому +4

      They weren't booing. They were just chanting "Dave!!!"

    • @thelettermanpodcast
      @thelettermanpodcast 2 роки тому +3

      Self deprecation seems to have been a prerequisite to work for Dave & Co. Many of our guests seem to take delight in it.

  • @jemcee97
    @jemcee97 2 роки тому +25

    What makes this even funnier for me is on the Lyle the Intern video, he said he never spoke to Dave other than his appearances on the show.. So these may be the only interactions this guy had with Dave haha

  • @TheDigitalDecade
    @TheDigitalDecade 2 роки тому +50

    The announcers reaction is so perfect every time lmao

    • @dm0065
      @dm0065 10 місяців тому +1

      I know right? He steals the scene every time, and he doesnt have a single line.

    • @maxarvo9918
      @maxarvo9918 Місяць тому +1

      Lol and Paul's gets better and better as it goes on too - the ridiculous look of shock and putting his hands on his face

  • @rwbishop
    @rwbishop 2 роки тому +25

    I was once at a work Christmas party when a guy got good & liquored up & tore into the owner/boss in similar fashion... only his tirade lasted a good ten minutes. Said owner/boss was a justly deserving recipient too! It was epic... :)

  • @Gonkarsha
    @Gonkarsha 2 роки тому +28

    This guy has the best job ever.

  • @kstepko
    @kstepko 2 роки тому +24

    This went on for 11 minutes and never got old for me. I think that I was laughing more by the end than I was at the start.

    • @larryl212
      @larryl212 Рік тому

      In studio audiences loved the guy.

  • @TheArmchairrocker
    @TheArmchairrocker 2 роки тому +32

    The look on Alan's face...

    • @keefriff99
      @keefriff99 2 роки тому +10

      His face cracked me up EVERY time. Alan had such great comedic timing..RIP.

    • @davebushmediadesign
      @davebushmediadesign 2 роки тому +7

      His silent bewilderment is perfect.

    • @thelettermanpodcast
      @thelettermanpodcast 2 роки тому +1

      Our favorite part. Second was Dave’s off the cuff quips, but Big Red always was the payoff.

  • @rockturtleneck
    @rockturtleneck 2 роки тому +17

    Also known as Not-Quiet Quitting.

  • @jacoscofield5150
    @jacoscofield5150 2 роки тому +20

    I can watch this over and over. This is one of the best ! Lololololol !!!!! Love you Dave

    • @thelettermanpodcast
      @thelettermanpodcast 2 роки тому +1

      A phenomenal example of the instant joke, and the show burn of a bit that went over a long period of time and evolved.

  • @dmblum1
    @dmblum1 2 роки тому +19

    I love Paul's worried hands to the cheeks.

  • @off-roadingcars
    @off-roadingcars 2 роки тому +14

    DAVE!!!! Come back, we miss you

  • @lorip.1110
    @lorip.1110 2 роки тому +15

    Hey, buddy! You can say that to Dave and the rest of us Americans, but not to Paul Shaffer. He's Canadian, and unaccustomed to such vulgarity.

    • @bluebear1985
      @bluebear1985 2 роки тому +3

      You can say that again. I live in Paul's hometown, Thunder Bay, Ontario, and the vulgarity isn't all that excessive. 🙂

    • @keefriff99
      @keefriff99 2 роки тому

      It sounds like Canada is becoming increasingly uncivil…America has sadly exported its paranoid, unhinged brand of right-wing politics to our neighbors to the north, and things are getting ugly.
      Apologies to sane Canadians. Turn around while you still can…don’t become us.

    • @stupidass3791
      @stupidass3791 2 роки тому +1

      He should have said “take off you hoser” to Paul.

    • @thelettermanpodcast
      @thelettermanpodcast 2 роки тому +2

      Our host is Canadian, and he says he certainly gets that a lot. “Feels like home,” he said.

    • @kstepko
      @kstepko 2 роки тому +1

      You can clearly see on Paul‘s face that he is shocked and dismayed.

  • @theoriginaljosiahjocson332
    @theoriginaljosiahjocson332 2 роки тому +13

    They forgot the one when he’s like “You’re out of time? I’ve came here from Philadelphia, I paid $100, I was in line for 2 hours and you’re telling me that you’re out of time?!!”

    • @roberthoward1619
      @roberthoward1619 2 роки тому +6

      ive requested that clip for the fri viewer choice the past few weeks.
      and he had driven down from philadelphia, and paid $100 to park his car. i enjoy most looking at other audience members and seeing if there is a glimmer or recognition of whats about to happen.

    • @anthtan
      @anthtan 11 місяців тому

      Yeah, how could miss that one out. Makes me wanna say a couple choice words at ‘em….

  • @mhmrules
    @mhmrules 2 роки тому +13

    What did poor Alan do to deserve this?

  • @vanessawhitneypro
    @vanessawhitneypro 2 роки тому +30

    This is one of my FAVORITE segments... Ever... This and Lyle The Intern... Great stuff...

    • @thelettermanpodcast
      @thelettermanpodcast 2 роки тому +2

      A phenomenal example of ‘Late Night’ sensibility on ‘Late Show.’

    • @C0C0_Nuts
      @C0C0_Nuts 2 роки тому +6

      Two of the best bits for sure. Simple ideas but the execution is just perfect. Late shows don't do this kind of comedy anymore.

    • @rickleblanc8900
      @rickleblanc8900 5 місяців тому +1

      Don't forget Brother Theodore lol

  • @MellowWind
    @MellowWind 2 роки тому +11

    This is great. I never saw these. More power to Dave.

  • @moizzle
    @moizzle 2 роки тому +14

    i love how Dave used to do these bits over and again. gosh i miss him

    • @thelettermanpodcast
      @thelettermanpodcast 2 роки тому +2

      The instant laugh with the slow burn entertainment for folks who watched constantly. Genius.

    • @brokenfever
      @brokenfever Рік тому +2

      Absolute classic, double f u's, I give it a solid two middle fingers.

  • @TheMattsterling
    @TheMattsterling 2 роки тому +6

    This and Lyle the Intern were just sublimely Letterman.

  • @fasteddie9529
    @fasteddie9529 Рік тому +10

    These never got old. I so miss this show.

  • @jackharper24
    @jackharper24 2 роки тому +12

    Alan has the best reactions

  • @kstepko
    @kstepko 2 роки тому +9

    The “I love you” was so sweet.

  • @MrGpschmidt
    @MrGpschmidt 2 роки тому +11

    I miss that guy.

  • @CatJabZ
    @CatJabZ 2 роки тому +5

    Next to Lyle the Intern, this is one of my favorites of the late show recurring characters!🖕

  • @tested123
    @tested123 Рік тому +7

    how the hell did i miss this guy after 30 years of watching

    • @anastasiae.5338
      @anastasiae.5338 2 місяці тому +1

      I never saw him before, either. This is fantastic.

  • @TheSavageBountyHunter
    @TheSavageBountyHunter 2 роки тому +6

    Dave and Conan use alot of the same comedy
    This was a great bit 😂😂😂

    • @thelettermanpodcast
      @thelettermanpodcast 2 роки тому +1

      There were times where Late Show would do things that could be seen on Late Night back in the day. This is one of those things.

    • @AlmostReady504
      @AlmostReady504 2 роки тому +1

      Conan's best bit BY FAR was
      "in the year 2000"

    • @TheSavageBountyHunter
      @TheSavageBountyHunter 2 роки тому

      @@AlmostReady504 he had so many..
      The Chuck Norris lever ...
      Tony the Camera Man ...
      Wiki bear ...
      News updates ...
      Just to name a few

  • @francescadesmond8846
    @francescadesmond8846 Рік тому +5

    All hilarious but the last one was my favorite. Dave was so in the groove. Loved this skit.

  • @charlesbronson5235
    @charlesbronson5235 2 роки тому +6

    Why did I get it twice 😂

  • @petewhite85
    @petewhite85 2 роки тому +5

    Maybe my base sense of humor but that was hysterical. Who was the writer?

  • @arthurlevine1840
    @arthurlevine1840 2 роки тому +4

    I believe the young woman sitting in front of ventriloquist guy may have been the inspiration for Van Morrison's quintessentially ADORABLE "Brown-Eyed Girl."

  • @Threedog1963
    @Threedog1963 2 роки тому +3

    I was hoping some people in the audience would unwittingly join in.

  • @oldmoviesinbwwithsubtitles3501
    @oldmoviesinbwwithsubtitles3501 2 роки тому +17

    Dave please do a 2 hour special, it will blow away any late night show.

  • @keetzell
    @keetzell 2 роки тому +7

    Man, I belly laughed EACH time.

  • @matthaze
    @matthaze 2 роки тому +9

    I bet he's fun at parties.

    • @thelettermanpodcast
      @thelettermanpodcast 2 роки тому +1

      We would like to hire him for one of our Ex’s parties.

  • @dancomiskey2101
    @dancomiskey2101 2 роки тому +6

    That guy has a way of making me miss the man underneath the stairs.

    • @danielrice7234
      @danielrice7234 2 роки тому +1

      My first name is Daniel, Comiskey Park was my favorite place on earth, that running bit with Chris Elliott is what turned me into a big Dave fan way back and this was one of my favorites bits in his later years

  • @TheMatthiasRiots
    @TheMatthiasRiots 3 місяці тому +2

    Failed opportunity with the ventriloquist doll. Definitely should have had him saying it and not moving his mouth.

  • @Tommyr
    @Tommyr 2 роки тому +6

    He seems nice.

  • @Threedog1963
    @Threedog1963 2 роки тому +2

    I definitely got a Chris Farley vibe from that guy.

  • @josephrbates
    @josephrbates 4 місяці тому +1

    Every time UA-cam recommends this, I watch.

  • @thelettermanpodcast
    @thelettermanpodcast 2 роки тому +5

    We gotta book that guy.

    • @jodyebert2025
      @jodyebert2025 2 роки тому +1

      You should. I know him and he would do it.

  • @DJGM1974
    @DJGM1974 2 роки тому +3

    It would be funny if this guy showed up on Stephen Colbert’s version of The Late Show!

  • @mademarion3263
    @mademarion3263 Рік тому +1

    63K Isn't really f*ck you money. Especially in 2022 😕

  • @edmorel134
    @edmorel134 4 місяці тому +1

    Poor Dave, always gets the double middle fingers 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @djt8937
    @djt8937 2 роки тому +3

    The funniest is that deep "welllll" he lets out before the blow up.

  • @vadave311
    @vadave311 2 роки тому +2

    For the love of god...we need a "Peaboy" complication.

    • @j.c.b6473
      @j.c.b6473 2 роки тому

      Go to Don Giller's channel. He did one.

  • @BennyDABEATA
    @BennyDABEATA 4 місяці тому +1

    I’m try not the laugh after each segment. And fail every time

  • @charlenemack7040
    @charlenemack7040 2 місяці тому +1

    Alan Coulter passed away in 2021 😢

  • @alexalex13131
    @alexalex13131 10 місяців тому +1

    This is an example of how Letterman and Leno were different.

  • @infowarriorone
    @infowarriorone 2 роки тому +3

    Whoa, I remember this. It had me laughing my fvckin ass off.

  • @charlesbronson5235
    @charlesbronson5235 2 роки тому +3

    Wow 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 wish him a good month on that 56 k

  • @MagicAl5F4781
    @MagicAl5F4781 2 роки тому +2

    8:10 making Flunky the Late Night Viewer Mail Clown look like employee of the month by comparison.

  • @howamilooking5952
    @howamilooking5952 2 роки тому +3

    With Lyle the intern, I'd double lose. 😆

  • @SchwartzBwithYou
    @SchwartzBwithYou 2 роки тому +1

    Hey Jody! Bravo! And BRAVO!! AND BRAAAAA (slight pause) VOOOOOOOO!!!!

  • @Phobero
    @Phobero 2 роки тому +3

    That guy is metal AF! 🤘

  • @mcleanse1382
    @mcleanse1382 4 місяці тому +1

    I can't stop watching this....comedy gold.

  • @goatcheese4me
    @goatcheese4me 2 роки тому +5

    4:55 - the expression of the lady in the front row 🤣🤣

  • @danettegallaher8493
    @danettegallaher8493 2 роки тому +4

    This man’s inner child is upset😂🌸

  • @garysmith6421
    @garysmith6421 4 місяці тому +1

    How’d I never see this guy ?

  • @DaneOrschlovsky
    @DaneOrschlovsky 2 роки тому +2

    Who do I contact to hire this man?

  • @jfh9209
    @jfh9209 2 роки тому +2

    We'll never see REAL entertainment like that ever again!!!

  • @StrivingTowardsWhatIsAhead
    @StrivingTowardsWhatIsAhead 2 роки тому +4

    That guy keeps it real.

  • @ejflor1313
    @ejflor1313 Рік тому +1

    The audience member at 5:00 at the lower right corner of the screen is the best

  • @alexandertroy9621
    @alexandertroy9621 2 роки тому +2

    Can we get a Leonard Tepper compilation please?

  • @tabitharasaproject
    @tabitharasaproject Рік тому +1

    What is the name of this actor? I can't find it anywhere.
    So funny!

  • @Cotygeek
    @Cotygeek 2 роки тому +2

    Now we need a compilation of Alan Kalter's singing bits!

  • @ToyCarCollection
    @ToyCarCollection 2 роки тому +2

    quality content

  • @kawaiiintelligenceagency3889
    @kawaiiintelligenceagency3889 3 місяці тому +1

    He truly lives the act :)

  • @pfonseca67
    @pfonseca67 2 роки тому +1

    Did this segments really aired?

    • @rocketreindeer
      @rocketreindeer Рік тому +1

      Yeah I watched them on TV and laughed my ass off.

  • @colewarren1358
    @colewarren1358 Рік тому +1

    I'm sorry, Ronald McDonald wasn't appeared in the Late 50's, he was appeared in 1963.

  • @krahniumblue5150
    @krahniumblue5150 3 місяці тому +1

    This was priceless 🤣 😂

  • @ArtificialBanana
    @ArtificialBanana 2 роки тому +7

    “Does it seem like people are more sensitive?” Dave was the first to notice!

  • @spike007980
    @spike007980 2 роки тому +2

    This felt genuine, really

  • @AlmostReady504
    @AlmostReady504 2 роки тому +1

    This was cut in certain markets

  • @macrosense
    @macrosense Рік тому +1

    Exit gracefully

  • @mypal1990
    @mypal1990 2 роки тому +7

    Paul looks shocked but then he goes indifferent in some of these skits. Love to see it.

  • @kimakotrotman6860
    @kimakotrotman6860 2 роки тому +1

    Megan Mullaly got cancelled.

  • @kit2770
    @kit2770 10 місяців тому +1

    I was kinda hoping the ventriloquist dummy would flip everyone off in that one particular segment. Regardless, great bit. Hilarious.

  • @dashfatbastard
    @dashfatbastard 2 роки тому +14

    Sam Kinnison's son really has some anger issues.

  • @MrOvlov02
    @MrOvlov02 2 роки тому +1

    know know know know know know know your cuts of meat

  • @marcthompson3665
    @marcthompson3665 2 роки тому +3

    Reminds me of my honeymoon.

  • @emilegeorge6225
    @emilegeorge6225 Рік тому +1

    This is why this show is one of a kind. You won't see this anywhere else.

  • @UberDurable
    @UberDurable 10 місяців тому

    A job interview at night?

  • @antonelloguadambino7974
    @antonelloguadambino7974 10 місяців тому +1

    Well....

  • @dontrockwobble
    @dontrockwobble 2 роки тому +1

    3:18 Kiva!!! oh, how I miss you, Grinder Girl

  • @Face2East
    @Face2East Місяць тому

    I simply never tire of this guy, nor the awkward reactions. Particularly Alan Kalter's, absolute gold.

  • @scottgunvaldsonmusic4116
    @scottgunvaldsonmusic4116 Рік тому +1

    Alan Kalter looks like Joe Biden.

  • @thomasvillejeff-yw4st
    @thomasvillejeff-yw4st 25 днів тому

    Over the years you had Chris Elliott and Jimi Simpson playing similar characters. Too bad there's nothing like this on today.

  • @jimwaters1562
    @jimwaters1562 2 роки тому +1

    Thank you for positing this. It’s very therapeutic!

  • @arlLaFong
    @arlLaFong 3 місяці тому

    I see a lot of love here for Alan's reaction, and justifiably so.
    However, my fav is when Paul goes full Jack Benny take.
    A classic of a classic. Bravo.

  • @filipzaitsov4730
    @filipzaitsov4730 2 роки тому +1

    Lowkey Chris Farley energy.

  • @milfordcivic6755
    @milfordcivic6755 5 місяців тому

    There's definitely been times I've wanted to do this over my career, but I never did. You never know when you'll run into people you've worked with in the past if you stay in the same industry or need a reference.....or a job!

  • @johnnash297
    @johnnash297 2 роки тому +1

    Why does this work every time? 😀😁

  • @rafaelhakimian6873
    @rafaelhakimian6873 3 місяці тому

    There's a 2nd version w/ winning a lottery ticket

  • @paisleydunbar7218
    @paisleydunbar7218 Рік тому +1

    Dave aged but the ghost of John Belushi stayed the same age.

  • @TomKellyShow
    @TomKellyShow Рік тому +1

    I'm playing this and falling asleep to it . . . I may make this my "sleep sound". Is it wrong I find this soothing?

    • @rockindudefromthe80sss
      @rockindudefromthe80sss Рік тому

      It would be great to have this as my alarm clock to wake up in the morning. Just have the "f___ you" repeat until I shut it off.