Brings back memories of when my brother and I each got one of those "put it in hot water and wait for it to grow" dinosaur things. Took what felt like a millennia to grow out of the egg, only to shrink when they both left the water and be very vulnerable to hot surfaces.
Jack John Green I know my username says im a brony but a girl (sweet celestia if only I had a nickle for every time I got a comment on that fucking damnit) and yes, its unoriginal, I get that fact. Now get the fuck off my back about it! I heard about this enough times already! I have the right to call myself a brony no matter WHAT the gender! Fucking damnit *angrily walks away*
I had those dinosaur egg kits where you had to dig into a piece of chalk shaped like an egg with some plastic materials. The bones of the dinosaur were scattered around, and you had to assemble them after the chalk was all taken out.
+LugiaXen2602 I've got bigger gormiti figures from blind bags practically free from my dad's resturant, pretty good and detailed vinyl figures they got, I must say.
I would love to buy a crate of those Monsta Fizz things! Mixing parts on little toys like this makes me feel like a mad scientist... a career path I've dreamt of pursuing since I was a small child.
The websites still alive and well...Remarkably they've managed to keep it up and running virus and advert/popup free. Is there really a market for that? 0.0
I'm assuming it's just a lump of Sodium Bicarbonate + citric acid (or some other cheap acid of similar PH) myself. Apparently Alka-seltzer has aspirin in it as well (makes sense).
There's not a thing wrong with his grammar OR spelling. The only thing that could possibly be wrong is the first sentence is a bit long and thus takes slightly more effort to comprehend.
Yeah, I looked at the wrong vid, heres the vid with the BoS fig. youtube (dot) (com) (/watch?v=_7UqtRHcRmc) Right at the end, BoS Paladin, you know the episode hes from?
Ew, grammar error on the back. Should be its, not it's. It's = It is, Its = Possession. Burst the pod from it is packaging. As Ashens would say, "Well done, lads."
I once had a dino type of this. It had a fucking volcano you filled with water, dropped the egg and it fucking fizzed and was foamy like shit. But it looked cool.
"water water everywhere but not a drip in..." well im watching in 2015 so of course i said "in california" yes, i know im late but really, ashens is just early
‘Echh... well, wasn’t expecting to have to do this today: picking dried up snot off a sort of weird vampire creature that appears to have four hands.’ Now, there is a sentence you don’t hear every day. 6:37
There were star wars gel things years ago at the dollar tree, a american store. They were these weird sacks, think you had to soak them first, then take the included useless plastic scapel to them and cut them open, resulting in some strange creature that vaguly looks like i belongs in star wars (and a huge mess of what looked like "jeli bath"), tho... this was around the time of episode 1 so...
You seem a bit upset. I don't quite think that's an appropriate reaction to anything. He's implying that My Little Pony is gay. Gay as in homosexual. The show whose main cast is entirely female, which would make the term "Gay" not apply there. Lesbian would be the appropriate term there. It's probably intended to be an ironic joke.
Yes, it is. Example: "it's been a pleasure to know you", "It has been a pleasure to know you". Are you playing a devil's advocate? If you aren't I suggest you read the OED definition of "it's"; you are incorrect in this instance.
This video makes me so happy. Probably due to the fact that you are shamelessly playing with the Monstas in front of the camera in an epic battle to the death. Or is it to the pain? They can come apart anyway.
When you reviewed the polly pocket cutants, I had to get them. They were so stupid and creepy. Now this! Now there's something else I must find for my collection. And it's gonna be even harder. Dammit, Ashen! :D
Shitty toys, games, merchandise of all sorts. Electronics, old/obscure gaming systems, microscopes, mystery bags, shitty/exotic foods, etc. etc. etc. there's much more than toys.
My Little Pony: Cattle Edition. That has to be one of the best My Little Pony Editions I have ever seen. About To Die Edition is good, but Cattle Edition is absolutely fantastic!
well unless he meant Happy when he said gay as that is what gay means,lol and it could very well make people happy but i doubt that the fallout itself could be happy.
"Its" does not take an apostrophe in the ownership sense. An odd anomaly of English, but "it's" only ever means "it is", "it has" or "it was". wikihow.com/Use-Its-and-It's
They had something like this when I was a kid. It was made by the same people and called dino magic, as you would imagine it swapped out freaky bastards for awesome dinosaurs
I have heard more of Ashen's breath than any other UA-camr. However if Kristen Stewart were a UA-camr she would have the upper hand after years of practice.
3:14 "Wouldn't it be great if it all fizzed away and it turned out there was nothing inside what so ever, and it was all a big scam to upset children" LOOL
There was a similar one called "trash bag bunch" in the US. They came in these trash bags that dissolved. They were pretty damn cool if i remember correctly.
I feel like this show is just an excuse for Ashens to pay with children's toys
Absolutely the best reason to make a UA-cam show. :)
Is that a bad thing? We get to watch a laughably overqualified man play with children's toys, and he gets paid to do it. Everybody wins!
***** Vocabulary Nazi: You mean "Spelling Nazi: Your mean "Play""
Bliz Ard You're stupid, lol.
Swag Swag And your name is "Swag Swag".
They could have made it a bath bomb, then it's a double thing. Make bath time fun. New toy every bath.
The Paul Fallon Show Brilliant. For no related reason I'm going to take a quick stop by the patent office.
You take america,
Il have Europe.
The Paul Fallon Show Can I have Asia?
EggwardPolska ᴰᵉˢᶦᵍᶰ I'll have Antarctica.
k
That poor couch has seen so much abuse.
i love your profle pic
Thanks =D Drew it myself a few years ago to use as my avatar.
Dekkren Kain YES
It has
Can we see your shelf of interesting items?
Monsta Jizz, loads to collect
TheParkerizing have a like from the future!
That battle was so intense.
Not even Dragon Ball fucking Z could feasibly compare to this.
Yes
+Lord Bills hey bills, how's your bug bud?
+Spuckklerr its over 9000 !
I was thinking someone would make that joke
Captain Scarlett and the Mysterions !
the Angels were awesome.
best part, when he opens the toxic barrel then closes n laughes XD laughed way to hard at that
After so many of these videos, that couch cushion must have a smell in it that can never be removed.
ashens = hilarious
Nice biscuit
***** ''an exellent comment''
Nightfall An Excellent Spelling Mistake
_Xorn_ An excellent correction.
Brings back memories of when my brother and I each got one of those "put it in hot water and wait for it to grow" dinosaur things. Took what felt like a millennia to grow out of the egg, only to shrink when they both left the water and be very vulnerable to hot surfaces.
i put it in warm water and it fucking dissolved
Actually pissed myself slightly at the battle.
I so knew the hellraiser-esque figure would win!
I love the pose at the end "Are you not entertained?"
I laughed at My Little Pony: Cattle Edition and My Little Pony: About to Die Edition!
***** ikr? I fucking died xD
Um that username
Jack John Green what's wrong with her username, huh?
Jack John Green I know my username says im a brony but a girl (sweet celestia if only I had a nickle for every time I got a comment on that fucking damnit) and yes, its unoriginal, I get that fact. Now get the fuck off my back about it! I heard about this enough times already! I have the right to call myself a brony no matter WHAT the gender! Fucking damnit *angrily walks away*
Look out! The bronies are attacking!
that battle at the end was really quite funny, the music only added to the lols that were had
TheLankieMidget That Profile pic xD (I love it)
oh my god i went to the website
i need eye bleach
i feel like im on the amateur section of deviant art
3 years later and it no longer exists
it probably had a load of viruses or spyware
@@LowerRank5 it was probably to primitive for that
Mr. Mojo Risin' mm true
idk why,but his voice reminds me of the narrator from the stanley parable
he sounds a lot like him
GarlicPoncho no
that's your opinion
You know what, your right!!
Just because he's British.
As a Britbong myself, I can't say I agree.
MONSTA JIZ - I mean.. yay... um...
Screw it.
"My little pony cattle edition, my little pony kill myself edition" lol thank you ashens
+zarz55 *my little pony about to die edition
When he opened the drum and then quickly closed it again, it was so funny XDD
That battle was better than any of the Michael Bay transformers crap...
hey im not complaining. all the tourism transformers brought to New Mexico lowered my taxes.
Adam Prince What? Why New Mexico, is that where the movie was made?
Oda Swifteye
a majority of the dessert scenes were filmed at the White Sands National Monument.
Adam Prince Ahh that's pretty cool. The taxes being lowered I mean.
I saw the arm 3 times before he got it out.
Same
Someone please name the epic battle theme.
better battle than wwe
Cant believe i watched this whole video...
aSexyDwarf An 8 minute video?
that music at the end sounded like it should be in the god of war soundtrack. i could completely imagine kratos just tearing shit up to that music.
*pauses video at **1:13** to look up the website on my phone*
Enderknight27 THE WEBSITE IS STILL UP!!!!!!!
Was the pet virus you got free? :)
monstafizz.com/#legs_8!arms_9!body_4!head_8!a_00ff00!b_eae4cb!c_9900cc!h_000000!i_666666!l_00ff00!e_00ff00!f_9900cc!g_000000!j_000000!k_3366cc!m_00ff00
As of 2017, it’s down
so on the shelf of battle the both jut kind of shake a bit and then one falls?
how very brittish.....
Oh my giddy aunt, the site is still up.
"my little pony cattle edition" omfg XD
Water from the Nile
no shit sherlock
it's hard to think that a ORIENTAL creature with FOUR arms, would lose against a mad max wannabe gimp.
When I was little they had things that were basically these and it gave you little dinosaurs when it all fizzed away.
I had those dinosaur egg kits where you had to dig into a piece of chalk shaped like an egg with some plastic materials.
The bones of the dinosaur were scattered around, and you had to assemble them after the chalk was all taken out.
cool. I remember getting only one of those for my birthday when I was younger. How disappointed I was.
+LugiaXen2602 I've got bigger gormiti figures from blind bags practically free from my dad's resturant, pretty good and detailed vinyl figures they got, I must say.
Dawson Granger mine had dinosaur skeletons
I would love to buy a crate of those Monsta Fizz things! Mixing parts on little toys like this makes me feel like a mad scientist... a career path I've dreamt of pursuing since I was a small child.
That first monster would be right at home with the Cenobites.
Winter Steele. Indeed
No tears please
This might be unrelated, but I'm still deminonbinary. Seriously!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The websites still alive and well...Remarkably they've managed to keep it up and running virus and advert/popup free. Is there really a market for that? 0.0
Monsta Jizz!
What music is playing during the fight to the death at the end? Sounds like something from Two Steps from Hell
Fight, fight! Kiss, kiss...
I have one of these, haven't fizzed it yet. Gonna put it near my blind bag figures because I want space for other stuff where I keep it
I feel like Im watching Dora the Explorer when Im shouting out at my screen "theres the arm ashens! Right there! Nooo not there!"
Water Water everywhere but not a drop to MONSTA FIZZ!!!!!!
***** Indeed it was.
maybe it was hard to assemble the mad max gimp, because it had water in it?
green alien gimp....lovely
Not one comment recognizing that rimes of the ancient mariner reference at the beginning
PLEBIANS
I take that back- one person.
+MTThought Samuel Taylor Coleridge, eh. Love the Maiden song, though.
A bit FIZZappointing, but this channel is just BARRELING along.
StormChampion23 this comment was toxic
Lol the party light is here !!!
I'm assuming it's just a lump of Sodium Bicarbonate + citric acid (or some other cheap acid of similar PH) myself. Apparently Alka-seltzer has aspirin in it as well (makes sense).
The intro! Hear the rime of the ancient mariner, see his eyes as he stops one of three :)
How just how did I just find this channel
That one battle scene at the end was better that the entire terminator salvation movie.
still a better battle then in the prince Caspian narnia movie
That battle scared me shitless. I was in fear of my life
The Green guy be like "Well what is it?"
i actually want this mad max looking guy
7:50 ORAORAORAORAORAORA
I think we all know who was the real winner the the disco ball
it looks like a zombie columbine shooter
really want to get this! very cool!!
No, i did not watered the brain today stuart
it would be EVEN cooler, if the party ball thing, in the background was on, and turning around, and flashing lights! :D
It looks like a Hellraiser cenobite.
that battle was intense!
Currently listening to The Munsta XD
Wait 50 shades of grey was already a thing back in 2012?
Yeah it was a book
0:46 IT'S. IT'S PACKAGING. IT IS PACKAGING.
There's not a thing wrong with his grammar OR spelling. The only thing that could possibly be wrong is the first sentence is a bit long and thus takes slightly more effort to comprehend.
The second figure looked like a Chinese zombie... They are like standard zombies, but they hop because of rigor mortis.
In China rigor mortis is so powerful that when the zombie outbreak occurs they'll be relatively safe because their zombies can barely move.
Yeah, lol
Yeah, I looked at the wrong vid, heres the vid with the BoS fig.
youtube (dot) (com) (/watch?v=_7UqtRHcRmc)
Right at the end, BoS Paladin, you know the episode hes from?
I love watching videos of these types of toys..I wanna see a whole bunch like this I love the idea
I swear to god Ashens is my favorite thing to watch on the internet!!!
Ew, grammar error on the back. Should be its, not it's. It's = It is, Its = Possession. Burst the pod from it is packaging. As Ashens would say, "Well done, lads."
Just looks like more over priced injection moulded plastic.
But it FIZZES!
I once had a dino type of this. It had a fucking volcano you filled with water, dropped the egg and it fucking fizzed and was foamy like shit. But it looked cool.
I problay commented on the wrong video, but i'm sure I saw a BoS fig on one of his vids, on the shelf of interesting things. I SWEAR I SAW IT.
Yay, you pronounce them "Skissors" too! That means we're best friends! Do you want to come round for some fish finger sandwiches and chips now?
"water water everywhere but not a drip in..."
well im watching in 2015 so of course i said "in california"
yes, i know im late
but really, ashens is just early
‘Echh... well, wasn’t expecting to have to do this today: picking dried up snot off a sort of weird vampire creature that appears to have four hands.’ Now, there is a sentence you don’t hear every day. 6:37
That carbonated water looks delicious, why didn't you drink the bowl?
Pony gets send to hell. *happy end credits music*
XD and you know what the funniest part is?
This actualy happened in the show! XD
The Fallout 3 BoS Figure at the end on he shelf on interesting thing is in a episode? If it was, can someone link me to the vid?
There were star wars gel things years ago at the dollar tree, a american store. They were these weird sacks, think you had to soak them first, then take the included useless plastic scapel to them and cut them open, resulting in some strange creature that vaguly looks like i belongs in star wars (and a huge mess of what looked like "jeli bath"), tho... this was around the time of episode 1 so...
You seem a bit upset. I don't quite think that's an appropriate reaction to anything. He's implying that My Little Pony is gay. Gay as in homosexual. The show whose main cast is entirely female, which would make the term "Gay" not apply there. Lesbian would be the appropriate term there. It's probably intended to be an ironic joke.
It's good to see such alliances in the toy industry such as Mattel and Alka Seltzer.
Yes, it is. Example: "it's been a pleasure to know you", "It has been a pleasure to know you". Are you playing a devil's advocate? If you aren't I suggest you read the OED definition of "it's"; you are incorrect in this instance.
What freaking blows my mind is that 50 Shades of Grey was relevant in 2012. Holy hell.
This video makes me so happy. Probably due to the fact that you are shamelessly playing with the Monstas in front of the camera in an epic battle to the death.
Or is it to the pain? They can come apart anyway.
When you reviewed the polly pocket cutants, I had to get them. They were so stupid and creepy. Now this! Now there's something else I must find for my collection. And it's gonna be even harder. Dammit, Ashen! :D
Your figurine of the Green Lantern Gallius Zed has impressed me
Has anyone found the battle music yet? If not I can just sample the one part with the music but have no clue if it's copyrighted at all.
Shitty toys, games, merchandise of all sorts. Electronics, old/obscure gaming systems, microscopes, mystery bags, shitty/exotic foods, etc. etc. etc. there's much more than toys.
My Little Pony: Cattle Edition. That has to be one of the best My Little Pony Editions I have ever seen. About To Die Edition is good, but Cattle Edition is absolutely fantastic!
well unless he meant Happy when he said gay as that is what gay means,lol and it could very well make people happy but i doubt that the fallout itself could be happy.
"Its" does not take an apostrophe in the ownership sense. An odd anomaly of English, but "it's" only ever means "it is", "it has" or "it was".
wikihow.com/Use-Its-and-It's
They had something like this when I was a kid. It was made by the same people and called dino magic, as you would imagine it swapped out freaky bastards for awesome dinosaurs
Can someone please make a Video From 7:50 - 7:54 And another from 7:55 - 8:00
Just two separate videos of the dolls doing their fighting motions
I have heard more of Ashen's breath than any other UA-camr. However if Kristen Stewart were a UA-camr she would have the upper hand after years of practice.
3:14 "Wouldn't it be great if it all fizzed away and it turned out there was nothing inside what so ever, and it was all a big scam to upset children"
LOOL
There was a similar one called "trash bag bunch" in the US. They came in these trash bags that dissolved. They were pretty damn cool if i remember correctly.