[TAS] Wipeout: The Game (Wii): All Difficulties in

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  • Starting from console boot-up and ending at the camera change when completing the final obstacle in Extreme difficulty. Note that the loading times are much shorter here than they are on an actual console, making this inaccurate (Though better as a watching experience) to the retail release.
    This could still probably be improved a great deal by messing with RNG and what characters (Including yourself) are chosen, to get the least amount of backstory explanation at the start of every mode. Another thing is to get ragdolled on-purpose at the end of every section and send you off of the map, which skips waiting for the "victory" animation (This was only done on a few sections without thinking). There are also miscellaneous improvements that could be made, like with the speed I fail at in one of the obstacles in Extreme Stage 1 or with the Sweeper in all stages.
    The question is if anybody else is insane enough to TAS this like I did.
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 310

  • @DyllonStejGaming
    @DyllonStejGaming  5 років тому +787

    Bored of all the other video games that exist? Try Wipeout: The Game! We have such marvelous things like:
    Self-depricating humor
    One voice line per scenario
    F̸̢̪̠͚͑͝Å̵̟̯M̶͙̰̲̣̂Î̶͙̼̊L̴͓͆ͅY̷̭̹͊̈ ̸͍̀͘R̶̢͍̩͉̍E̶͓̋͒̀Ǘ̵̢̖͈͗͂́ͅN̵̝̝͊I̷̪̟̍ͅO̸̺͆Ņ̸͕̇́͌̂S̵̥͚̯͈͝
    Stuttering and framerate drops at 30FPS
    Zero frames of input lag

    • @TheCoolerHKR
      @TheCoolerHKR 5 років тому +22

      It's terrifying tbh

    • @DrGandW
      @DrGandW 5 років тому +37

      0 frames of lag Pog

    • @josephbraswell2205
      @josephbraswell2205 5 років тому +43

      Just like my family reunions

    • @jan_asuli
      @jan_asuli 5 років тому +48

      oh, and don't forget the army of fucking recorders in the background.

    • @kerokerocola99
      @kerokerocola99 4 роки тому +8

      Late as hell to comment but you also forgot:
      Only two unique animations for the announcers.

  • @XD7416
    @XD7416 5 років тому +842

    "Speed, aglity, timing, everything on place for that one!"
    _Ragdolls and nearly gets impaled_

    • @Nightcaat
      @Nightcaat 5 років тому +59

      Yeah, just like my family reunions.

    • @darkmega5477
      @darkmega5477 2 роки тому +9

      2:22 if anyone wants to see it

  • @hzoethetaco7492
    @hzoethetaco7492 5 років тому +375

    17:26 “Oh, it should be a great finish here!”
    *breaks neck and lands in water*

  • @jgn
    @jgn 5 років тому +533

    *just like my family reunion*

    • @mrorris88
      @mrorris88 5 років тому +63

      Bad for them, good for us

    • @garytina7009
      @garytina7009 5 років тому +36

      All unique and challenging. Not to mention, hilarious and amusing.

    • @circuz4167
      @circuz4167 5 років тому +16

      Took it to the big balls there Johnny.

    • @cricketguy1206
      @cricketguy1206 Рік тому +6

      @@garytina7009 And a big bag of cash awaits the winner!

    • @CarlosHernandez-el4oc
      @CarlosHernandez-el4oc 3 місяці тому

      You get the award for understatement

  • @benjaminm.860
    @benjaminm.860 5 років тому +310

    This is actually like one of my family reunions because we played this a ton.

  • @blay8347
    @blay8347 5 років тому +361

    I still want to know why a RUNAWAY groom is looking for a bride
    Was this explained in the Wipeout manga

    • @billjohns5943
      @billjohns5943 5 років тому +79

      Yep, in Volume 38, but that was retconned by season 73 episode 12 of the anime, giving him a fiance for the sake of fanservice.

    • @blay8347
      @blay8347 5 років тому +39

      @@billjohns5943 I guess this game is the beach episode of Wipeout, then
      Damn non-canon spinoff games, ignoring lore and confusing the timeline

    • @onwithmarie6769
      @onwithmarie6769 5 років тому +71

      No, it's just a translation error. In the original versions, he was known as the Longing Groom but this was changed for American audiences.

    • @MrMoron-qn5rx
      @MrMoron-qn5rx 5 років тому

      @Adam Karim who knows

    • @stepexgd6628
      @stepexgd6628 14 днів тому +1

      @@blay8347 Yeah, I have no idea why this game doesn't feature antigravity tech! It's canon, hell, it's the basic premise of the main series.
      Seriously though, a crossover between wipE'out'' and this Wipeout would be really cool

  • @JelloPuddingMaster
    @JelloPuddingMaster 5 років тому +124

    I love how all the AIs just get immediately disqualified

    • @NicholasLeft4Dead
      @NicholasLeft4Dead 6 місяців тому +16

      i think he's just skipping their runs.

    • @xeddylore2008
      @xeddylore2008 Місяць тому +6

      @@NicholasLeft4Dead Nah, they got completely atomized by the runaway groom.

  • @deluxerobo
    @deluxerobo 5 років тому +381

    *toot*
    *toot*
    *BA-*

  • @larana2
    @larana2 5 років тому +576

    We get it John, you have family issues. It's all you talk about anymore. Please just get help we're worried about you

  • @davidtheboy448
    @davidtheboy448 5 років тому +69

    Every mention of John Henson's family reunions
    3:03 9:04 15:05

  • @choochgab
    @choochgab 5 років тому +110

    Groom is obviously a professional melee player. I mean really, look at all those wavedashes and wavelands!

  • @Buhlooey
    @Buhlooey 5 років тому +105

    2:24: *falls flat on face and off stage*
    "Speed, agility, timing - everything in place on that one"

  • @coopeachu
    @coopeachu 5 років тому +171

    "Meet 'Most likely to succeed' who dreams of opening an online fitness studio. Sounds W O R L D W I D E W E I R D"

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 5 років тому +26

      You can smell the not-giving-a-shit off of the disc alone.

    • @glassypress2360
      @glassypress2360 5 років тому +1

      Haha get it

  • @xter7856
    @xter7856 5 років тому +119

    this is all part of the dyllonstej cinematic universe

  • @ProfessorHeavy1
    @ProfessorHeavy1 5 років тому +51

    Guest B and Runaway Groom started their training with tennis balls.

    • @Nightcaat
      @Nightcaat 5 років тому +8

      Yeah, just like my family reunions.

    • @manuelmateo3392
      @manuelmateo3392 5 років тому +5

      An auspicious beginning.

  • @infactanoose
    @infactanoose 5 років тому +48

    At range or in a chase, runaway groom definitely has the advantage. His balls are much faster and more dangerous than Guest B using a bow, but up close, Guest B is the obvious winner.

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 3 роки тому

      Fuse 'em together, and...?

    • @TheMamaluigi300
      @TheMamaluigi300 2 роки тому +2

      @@synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 Well, legends speak of something capable of traveling from one end of the observable universe to the other in one frame. What, or who do *you* think is capable of doing that?

  • @Elomavi
    @Elomavi 5 років тому +85

    17:26
    "Uuhhh, It should be a great finish here"

  • @russellhtf6969
    @russellhtf6969 5 років тому +101

    I can't wait until Runaway Groom gets announced as Smash DLC at E3

    • @aidenjp
      @aidenjp 3 роки тому +3

      Well.....
      This comment aged poorly

    • @GMKGoji01
      @GMKGoji01 2 роки тому +1

      @@aidenjp Nah, it actually aged well.
      Because Runaway Groom would've been a wasted slot! Or should I say, wasted SLOP!

  • @kurjao5933
    @kurjao5933 5 років тому +81

    video: *posted three seconds ago*
    Me: food can wait

    • @Nightcaat
      @Nightcaat 5 років тому +3

      Yeah, just like my family reunions.

  • @toasticide816
    @toasticide816 5 років тому +43

    3:04 9:04 15:05 Pretty good times of the video.
    Just like my family reunions

  • @tornadowizard
    @tornadowizard 5 років тому +18

    I've never played this game so I thought at first that during the cpu's turns he was killing them instantly by throwing balls, but then I realized he's probably just skipping their part

  • @chic2359
    @chic2359 5 років тому +92

    Beep beep
    *TOOT*

    • @reme77
      @reme77 5 років тому +1

      Geno Fan7 READY AIM SHOOt

  • @URAYULI
    @URAYULI 5 років тому +79

    i ship runaway groom and guest b

    • @dusk7484
      @dusk7484 5 років тому +4

      SilverBees Music I am gonna have to side with you on that one

    • @samtinkle9076
      @samtinkle9076 5 років тому +1

      Best yaoi

    • @skeletorthebest7204
      @skeletorthebest7204 5 років тому +5

      They’re powerful enough to be whatever they want.

    • @regalmammoth5670
      @regalmammoth5670 5 років тому +9

      Plot twist:Runaway groom is juat Guest B later in life

  • @madchu7
    @madchu7 5 років тому +21

    Somebody... Wrote this dialogue. It's this thought that keeps me up at night

    • @Nouxatar
      @Nouxatar 2 роки тому +4

      just like my family reunions

  • @PoloRossi
    @PoloRossi 5 років тому +30

    Runaway Groom summed up: *“Yeeaah. Bad for them, good for us!”*

  • @flint9064
    @flint9064 5 років тому +94

    Damn this is just like one of my family reunions

  • @littlegamerguy4803
    @littlegamerguy4803 5 років тому +28

    2:55
    WOOOOO WOOOOOOO
    ROOF ROOF ROOF
    AUGHHHHH **screaming stops**
    *loading screen*
    SPLOOSH
    **SCREAMING CONTINUES**

    • @nuclearpaste
      @nuclearpaste 4 роки тому +2

      IN ROUND THREE ITS A FREE FOR ALL.
      YEAH, JUST LIKE MY FAMILY REUNIONS

    • @AtomicGolem
      @AtomicGolem Рік тому +1

      @@nuclearpaste
      *ding* *ding* *BAP*

    • @DrasticFox2004
      @DrasticFox2004 2 місяці тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @thevioletwild
    @thevioletwild 5 років тому +42

    (plot twist: runaway groom is guest b)

    • @arandomperson8343
      @arandomperson8343 5 років тому +2

      Joseph the Stickfigure thingy
      Kinda look the same
      And THEY ARE NEVER IN THE SAME ROOM TOGETHER

  • @majimagoro1631
    @majimagoro1631 5 років тому +60

    Wait a minute...
    Guest B is Caucasian and blonde
    Runaway Groom is also Caucasian and blonde...
    COULD IT BE?!

    • @dusk7484
      @dusk7484 5 років тому +9

      Gamer theory

    • @thatblooguy
      @thatblooguy 5 років тому +14

      The Runaway Groom is as said, a groom. Someone married and attempting to escape their marriage. But at the same time, it's referenced he's looking for a bride.
      *What if he's running from his son, Guest B?*

    • @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7
      @synexiasaturnds727yearsago7 3 роки тому

      @@thatblooguy kinda gay man ngl

  • @Extramrdo
    @Extramrdo 5 років тому +7

    Trained military sniper Runaway Groom infiltrates mafia family reunion and systematically headshots each and every eerily-identical mobster while two omniscient reporters joke awkwardly.

  • @MegaDeathRay10
    @MegaDeathRay10 5 років тому +16

    3:57 “She is flying out of the gate!”
    INSTANTLY DESTROYED

  • @Altiami
    @Altiami 5 років тому +34

    This is a treasure trove of no-context clips.

  • @mindscapejem
    @mindscapejem 5 років тому +17

    Sniper joins Wipeout to get away from it all, but can never truly get away.
    Obliterates competition.

  • @smodr
    @smodr 5 років тому +15

    These are the TASes we need but not the ones that we deserve.

  • @Goomatora
    @Goomatora 5 років тому +16

    The aiming reticle is always on their heads, how ominous.

  • @blitzen8876
    @blitzen8876 5 років тому +18

    why was this genuinely hilarious

  • @adelinehaley9428
    @adelinehaley9428 5 років тому +11

    Aw geez, Lois. This is just like one of my family reunions.

  • @Freeze7650
    @Freeze7650 5 років тому +38

    No one:
    Online "for fun" smashers during sudden death: 2:41

  • @thdude1873
    @thdude1873 4 роки тому +8

    "The wait is over! We finally have reached the wipeout zone!"
    Literally 3 minutes in

  • @VenetinOfficial
    @VenetinOfficial 5 років тому +10

    Guest B post-Wuhu looking for a wife worthy to contain his power.

  • @PunkinMike
    @PunkinMike 5 років тому +10

    6:49 "He's making it look easy!"
    Well duh, he's a robot.

  • @Ninetails2000
    @Ninetails2000 5 років тому +34

    1:04-When you spend time and energy on a TAS of a shovelware game...

  • @miku4977
    @miku4977 5 років тому +9

    9:14 _deleted by a suitcase_

  • @Pok3fan1995
    @Pok3fan1995 5 років тому +5

    Omg this is a game I forgot I owned! I played it once with my cousins, we laughed our asses off with how bad it was, then never touched it again. Thanks for showing me how this game was really supposed to be played. I need to dig it back up outta my wii games.

  • @dmcatakedownstrikeonsmilingdog
    @dmcatakedownstrikeonsmilingdog 5 років тому +14

    This game is infamous. Thank you.

  • @theleftuprightatsoldierfield
    @theleftuprightatsoldierfield 5 років тому +7

    I remember playing this game and being proud of myself for being able to get past the 1st 2 obstacles in the Wipeout Zone on expert mode before my bonus ran out.

  • @buffmonsterenjoyer3959
    @buffmonsterenjoyer3959 5 років тому +6

    Girl: Yay, I can’t wait to go and have so much fun!
    Dyllon: you are already dead...
    Girl: NANI

  • @thenumberquelve158
    @thenumberquelve158 4 роки тому +3

    This is the best 100% TAS ever.
    I mean, we even got to hear every single line of commentary in just eighteen minutes!!

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 5 років тому +6

    ITS JUST LIKE ONE OF MY JAPANESE family reunions

  • @manyachievables
    @manyachievables 5 років тому +3

    "Groom runs from wedding, pursues athletic career by dominating Wipeout"

  • @HEYimHeroic
    @HEYimHeroic 5 років тому +1

    And here's runaway groom! A man in search for a bride and with his eyes on the prize.

  • @decliningship4208
    @decliningship4208 5 років тому +1

    Whenever Runaway Groom has a chance to throw a tennis ball
    "I'm about to end this mans whole carrer"

  • @LucasIsHereYT
    @LucasIsHereYT 5 років тому +2

    I remember at an actual family reunion I played this with some distant relatives that were visiting from England, goddanm was it fun.

  • @icarusterra1846
    @icarusterra1846 5 років тому +3

    9:13
    LOCAL GROOM LITERALLY DELETES TWO PEOPLE OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH

  • @b0bbytime0ut
    @b0bbytime0ut 5 років тому +6

    Why am i watching this i’m supposed to be applying for a loan from my local bank

  • @adelinehaley9428
    @adelinehaley9428 5 років тому +7

    "An auspicious beginning here"
    *immediately killed*

  • @alpha-pathetic4168
    @alpha-pathetic4168 5 років тому +5

    2:42 First dude is such a representation.

  • @DatsKipOmANiHaVeAch4nn3l
    @DatsKipOmANiHaVeAch4nn3l 5 років тому +7

    8:59 AUGHH

  • @silverwisp1364
    @silverwisp1364 5 років тому +6

    Who else has their own Wii remote out and is currently slamming on the A button with the video?

  • @aleccoronado3712
    @aleccoronado3712 5 років тому +4

    7:47 “Can’t BELIEVE how well he handled the big balls there”

  • @Super60429
    @Super60429 5 років тому +27

    I'd be pissed if I spent full retail price on this game. Seriously, what a rip.

    • @AkiraShine
      @AkiraShine 5 років тому +5

      the game is all the same, the obstacles are just being updated per difficulties. I think the player would know them after the 1st gameplay. this game is a waste of money lol.

    • @anotherrandomcat6813
      @anotherrandomcat6813 4 роки тому +9

      y e a h, j u s t l i k e m y f a m i l y r e u n i o n

    • @Spekticon
      @Spekticon Рік тому +4

      you just dont know art when it's staring you right in the eyes

  • @RaineTheWolf96
    @RaineTheWolf96 4 роки тому +3

    Omg I remember this game. I would always go to the wipeout zone and just jump and fall over the barrels

  • @smr1518
    @smr1518 5 років тому +2

    Anyone used to watch this show like almost all the time?

  • @AnnualDaniel
    @AnnualDaniel 5 років тому +3

    it is clear that Guest B has a challenger on his hands

  • @TheCoolerHKR
    @TheCoolerHKR 5 років тому +12

    All I hear is *_B R O K E N B O N E S_* 💀☠

  • @ruzkbthenon-sider2834
    @ruzkbthenon-sider2834 3 роки тому +1

    Runaway Groom has won Wipeout: The Game. Runaway Groom's reward is: Playing The Subspace Emissary for the rest of his life. 17:45

  • @Snugboat
    @Snugboat 5 років тому +10

    Is this man just actually Guest B?

    • @OrioPrisco
      @OrioPrisco 5 років тому

      guest b isn't just guest b at this point, it's the concept of the default character

  • @funhow123
    @funhow123 5 років тому +6

    2:09 +100 style points

  • @riolu0037
    @riolu0037 5 років тому +1

    And on today’s episode of: WTF is UA-cam recommending to me we have wipeout: the Game.

  • @fishydonutsog
    @fishydonutsog 5 років тому +2

    Runaway Groom is secretly Guest B in training

  • @chackbro1
    @chackbro1 5 років тому +1

    I bet these fun lines didn't get old while you worked on these TASs. Heck they got old for me in these few videos of the fastest possible play throughs

  • @littlegrandpa2062
    @littlegrandpa2062 10 місяців тому +2

    2:55 best part of the video by far

  • @jokerthephantomtheif1435
    @jokerthephantomtheif1435 5 років тому +1

    This was my childhood oddly enough

  • @bluryach
    @bluryach 5 років тому +6

    do you just search through all of my childhood games and speedrun all of them

  • @vocazone-is-ded
    @vocazone-is-ded 5 років тому +3

    3:00 someone just randomly screams

  • @lexo632
    @lexo632 5 років тому +1

    Tired of wuhu island, Guest B used his skills to breach the zone between universes and defeat more foes under the guise of a normal human being.

  • @Music7Ada
    @Music7Ada 3 роки тому

    Love him or hate him
    He really do got his eye on the prize

  • @SbubbyS
    @SbubbyS 5 років тому

    I can imagine a robotic moving, extremely athletic guy actually destroying the wipeout games like this in real life, and that is terrifying.

  • @SprDrumio64
    @SprDrumio64 5 років тому +3

    "Local stand user goes on a rampage at local Wipeout tournament, erasing contents ability to do any events."

  • @altrekzz9870
    @altrekzz9870 5 років тому +1

    This game was my childhood.

  • @romajimamulo
    @romajimamulo 5 років тому +2

    ... now I want to see one where instead of real time, you're aiming for largest in game margin of victory, which would Wipeout on the spinning part, and shoot down everyone during their turn

  • @stardustcrusaders2775
    @stardustcrusaders2775 3 роки тому +2

    Bro I used to play this all the time it was hilarious

  • @Peyethon
    @Peyethon 5 років тому +1

    I just remembered “Where’s the pole?”

  • @novature6828
    @novature6828 5 років тому +3

    “Holy shit, John, that was a bloodbath.”
    “Yeah, just like my family reunions!”
    “Where’d you even find this Runaway Groom guy?”
    “Yeah, just like my family reunions!”

  • @solarflare9078
    @solarflare9078 7 місяців тому

    I think the funniest part of this game is the use of GMod rag doll sfx

  • @Nayplays1
    @Nayplays1 5 років тому +1

    Is the runaway groom captian falcon? Because that's even more hype than my family reunion

  • @boomsdaywonderr1182
    @boomsdaywonderr1182 5 років тому +1

    Absolutely nobody:
    My UA-cam recommendations:

  • @christiancruz8190
    @christiancruz8190 5 років тому +2

    bad for them, good for us

  • @doubleoof7907
    @doubleoof7907 3 роки тому +1

    *man brings army sniper to local gameshow*

  • @irok1
    @irok1 5 років тому

    Love how this is your decision of the next game to play b

  • @happywithsugar7394
    @happywithsugar7394 Місяць тому

    "Meet valley girl" yeah and the crosshair immediately trained on her forehead 😭😭😭

  • @EXT4NT
    @EXT4NT 5 років тому +2

    You should really TAS more games like these

  • @MrMatthias
    @MrMatthias 5 років тому +5

    *BARREL* of energy! *HA* GET IT?!?! *BARREL RUN* !!! [Sarcastic laughter] 😒
    Great video! It was hilarious (or at least the gameplay was 😉)!

  • @marioredandrews3074
    @marioredandrews3074 5 років тому +3

    Awesome TAS! Now, what other TASes are you planning?

  • @GaryViews
    @GaryViews 4 роки тому

    That's the kinda catapult-(AUTOMATICALLY DISQUALIFIED)

  • @djoshawott2850
    @djoshawott2850 5 років тому +2

    Why jump off instead of run off the edge in the case of that one obstacle? I know suiciding is done to avoid the slow cycle...

    • @tuxpengu9138
      @tuxpengu9138 5 років тому

      DJ Oshawott good question, I assume it’s faster to jump because the accelerate sooner than walking off but idk

    • @DyllonStejGaming
      @DyllonStejGaming  5 років тому

      It's because the game prevents you from immediately falling off by putting you in a teetering animation (Like Smash Bros.) and giving you the option to shake the Wii Remote to get back up. At the point in time when you're allowed to actually fall off, the jumping option would have already made it to the bottom.

    • @djoshawott2850
      @djoshawott2850 5 років тому

      DyllonStej Gaming Should’ve figured... Kinda dumb for a game like this, honestly.

  • @Nessie55
    @Nessie55 4 роки тому

    I didn't want to see this but I'm thanking UA-cam recommended

  • @riffmond
    @riffmond 4 роки тому +1

    did you manipulate the RNG to make john crack family reunion jokes or does he just do that every time
    because if you did that's goddamn hilarious

    • @DyllonStejGaming
      @DyllonStejGaming  4 роки тому

      He does that every time, to my knowledge.
      If I did end up manipulating it, it was by complete accident.

    • @riffmond
      @riffmond 4 роки тому

      @@DyllonStejGaming aw, oh well... it's still funny
      i seriously hope that actually happened though

  • @sendhelpidfk
    @sendhelpidfk 2 роки тому

    Not quite what I had in mind when looking up TASs of WipEout 2097 but somehow this is better

  • @xandert8527
    @xandert8527 5 років тому

    Now *THAT'S HOW YOU DO THE LAUNCHPAD, BABY*