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  • @JacksonHinton
    @JacksonHinton 7 років тому +5434

    I love thinking about how these girls must have been really proud they were on tv and how they've shown their whole family this clip

    • @iammrbeat
      @iammrbeat 6 років тому +195

      Ikr? Where are they now?

    • @miaouew
      @miaouew 5 років тому +373

      Yeah and it's just some weird ass fucking Tim and Eric sketch meant to be played on Adult Swim at midnight to an audience of wackos

    • @optihilist8715
      @optihilist8715 5 років тому +316

      And how as adults they either #1. Are horrified. #2. Are even more proud. #3. Cannot fully remember acting in this and assume it was some strange fever dream, never bringing it up with their parents/guardians for clarification because it's awkward and they're afraid of looking crazy.

    • @AnthonyJohnJones
      @AnthonyJohnJones 5 років тому +92

      @@iammrbeat I'm pretty sure one of them is Lia Marie Johnson.

    • @SegaDream131
      @SegaDream131 5 років тому +42

      @@optihilist8715 Or they are the children of Time Warner Producers.....

  • @elev84u
    @elev84u 10 років тому +4909

    I think think it is a small miracle that Tim and Eric are not serial killers

    • @OuroborosChoked
      @OuroborosChoked 10 років тому +409

      ...as far as you know.

    • @TheVeriOra
      @TheVeriOra 10 років тому +160

      Eric killed his wife and they both killed a hooker.

    • @dannyrice225
      @dannyrice225 10 років тому +26

      Shawn Quixote thats what I'm talkin' about

    • @TheVeriOra
      @TheVeriOra 9 років тому +13

      ***** Isn't this the theme song from Tim's Kitchen Tips?

    • @bradb1383
      @bradb1383 9 років тому +48

      Not really a miracle. They were probably just loved by their parents.

  • @thehamburglar9mm
    @thehamburglar9mm 4 роки тому +2076

    someone needs to play this on a grocery store intercom on their last day of employment.

  • @ThioJoe
    @ThioJoe 2 роки тому +1704

    This video isn’t even a joke anymore

    • @MackNcD
      @MackNcD Рік тому +132

      It wasn’t when it was made lol

    • @josepha3805
      @josepha3805 Рік тому +7

      Yo fareel

    • @PO-sm4yh
      @PO-sm4yh Рік тому +1

      And now Ohio has poisoned food and water.

    • @hi8942
      @hi8942 Рік тому +3

      @Mickey Mouse 3.0 ☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @tobiascarrier
      @tobiascarrier Рік тому

      Buy organic, and avoid processed foods. I’m starting to think the rise in irritable bowel disease is connected to pesticides used on soy, corn and wheat.

  • @slipperysloper3721
    @slipperysloper3721 2 роки тому +510

    I love that he perfectly pronounces “Duck L’Orange” and then fumbles the word “Oranges”. Which seems mathematically impossible.

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 10 місяців тому +22

      Lmao
      “Orrranngezzz.”

    • @unclebruncle
      @unclebruncle 10 місяців тому +9

      reading this comment after watching the video made me throw up from laughing so hard

    • @pho3nix-
      @pho3nix- 9 місяців тому +4

      LMAO

    • @lostone9700
      @lostone9700 9 місяців тому +12

      His name is pierre.

    • @BunnLilah
      @BunnLilah 4 місяці тому

      ​@@unclebruncle pooped and shitted and farded

  • @incognito-ec2id
    @incognito-ec2id 2 роки тому +607

    Love when he says horsemeat the little girl in the front is reavaluating the whole situation she got herself lol

    • @dimitrov505z8
      @dimitrov505z8 2 роки тому +8

      😂😂😂😂

    • @leroyjenkins4811
      @leroyjenkins4811 Рік тому +6

      Yeah... I was not prepared for him saying horse meat out loud like that.

    • @psyraxx39
      @psyraxx39 Рік тому +5

      🇰🇿 punching air right now with that

  • @discardmyfriends
    @discardmyfriends 10 років тому +2435

    I love how he lists everyday basic foods like carrots, peas, chicken, baked beans then comes out with DUCK L'ORANGE.

    • @curbyour____9506
      @curbyour____9506 6 років тому +69

      Scabs!

    • @philcollinshill2951
      @philcollinshill2951 6 років тому +74

      Cigarette burns!

    • @gasjebasje99
      @gasjebasje99 5 років тому +60

      Little babies!

    • @lebbo88
      @lebbo88 5 років тому +18

      @@gasjebasje99 Eating little babies. That actually sounds like rather... A Modest Proposal.

    • @lordfarfignewton9305
      @lordfarfignewton9305 5 років тому +15

      Kevin Lebby coming out here with that SICK 18TH CENTURY SATIRE

  • @jordank4889
    @jordank4889 Рік тому +220

    My favorite bit is around 00:45 when the girl explaining to her friends that all the food is poison, as if they didn't just spend 45 seconds singing in unison about that very thing.

    • @JA-qo3uk
      @JA-qo3uk 10 місяців тому +34

      The "one girl explains the story/song to the rest of the group of girls" verse was a really common trope in Mary Kate and Ashley kids videos, which is what made that part of this clip so funny to me. Source: person who had a younger sister that loved Mary Kate and Ashley growing up.

    • @Arthurian_Rabbit
      @Arthurian_Rabbit 3 місяці тому

      Textbook example of preaching to the converted.

  • @MortonGoldthwait
    @MortonGoldthwait 2 роки тому +518

    Despite the absurd surrealism, I love how recurring characters on Awesome Show have an arc. The bottom has fallen out and this skit is the apex of Pierre's psychosis.

    • @IANFLEGAS
      @IANFLEGAS 2 роки тому +35

      there is no arc. its just all psychosis.

    • @Raphie009
      @Raphie009 Рік тому +41

      all the arcs is poison

    • @tigrehermano
      @tigrehermano Рік тому

      yeah right, it's psychosis because food does not contain poison as "preserver", sodium benzoate it's the most common of them, but the food has ammonia on it too, and many other poisons. guess why bacteria won't thrive on the food?

  • @whipid
    @whipid 11 років тому +1150

    I am currently on a pure cigarette burn diet. This offended me greatly.

    • @lucyfoster4082
      @lucyfoster4082 5 років тому +3

      whipid Aaaah I just fell to the floor laughing thank you!!!

    • @jlfranco8113
      @jlfranco8113 4 роки тому +4

      Cigarette burns are poison!

    • @dunndorr5651
      @dunndorr5651 3 роки тому +14

      Have you heard the good news? Cigarette juice!!! Just grab you some from your local mem mem and pep pep store and BAM

    • @iagolima573
      @iagolima573 3 роки тому +3

      And I am on a pure little babies diet, why word is so boring right now...

    • @alejandrofrias9992
      @alejandrofrias9992 2 роки тому

      JAJAJAJA

  • @jacobkodicovic4041
    @jacobkodicovic4041 3 роки тому +251

    The way he hesitates trying to say "oranges" always gets me

  • @PeggyWhynowhy
    @PeggyWhynowhy 2 роки тому +164

    I've been dealing with stomach issues the past month and while I'm nearly recovered, I still can't eat without this playing in my head as it's basically what it felt like.

    • @Jojosworld000
      @Jojosworld000 2 роки тому +5

      You should take those dna diet tests, depending on your ethnicity and race certain foods of regions sit well then others.

    • @ytgytgy
      @ytgytgy Рік тому +12

      no more duck l'orange for you

    • @oliverdelaenfield2
      @oliverdelaenfield2 Рік тому +6

      But it’s all poison!

    • @zackspiker_
      @zackspiker_ Рік тому +1

      I just got you from Larry Bird to Paul Pierce.

    • @Mr_Boss_Smile
      @Mr_Boss_Smile 8 місяців тому

      because all the food is poison
      you have micro plastic in your stomach

  • @annonymousmaniaciii
    @annonymousmaniaciii 9 років тому +1480

    Seriusly tho how mnany people have eaten food and died ALL of them

    • @hojdog
      @hojdog 9 років тому +20

      KubricksKube literally every person who has died has eaten food at some point before

    • @lumburgapalooza
      @lumburgapalooza 9 років тому +31

      *****
      not true alot of babees died aftr a few squirming, agonizing momints haha

    • @MrBumblepants
      @MrBumblepants 9 років тому +3

      You are the best commenter.

    • @FreakinSweet1987
      @FreakinSweet1987 9 років тому +16

      +lumburgapalooza Technically they were fed in the womb.

    • @dariusandrosio
      @dariusandrosio 8 років тому +1

      KubricksKube how many babies have died? Hardly any and they eat food. They do grow up.

  • @krispy3790
    @krispy3790 10 років тому +1836

    am i on some sort of list now for watching this?

    • @MrUtubewatcher420
      @MrUtubewatcher420 10 років тому +41

      Why would you be?

    • @sovereign4045
      @sovereign4045 9 років тому +36

      yo sup Its not a very god one. wheres the link between cheer leading kids singing about poison and pedophilia?

    • @fart2612
      @fart2612 7 років тому +38

      People on Internet are so sensitive that can't take a funny joke to the face.

    • @lastsonofktn
      @lastsonofktn 7 років тому +4

      Dick Dousche yes. you are

    • @Npgp2
      @Npgp2 6 років тому +40

      If you're a dad, you're gonna be met

  • @ZessXXify
    @ZessXXify 8 місяців тому +22

    The girl in pigtails trying not to cry at the end absolutely kills me every time

  • @derekpalmerone6356
    @derekpalmerone6356 9 років тому +779

    I ate too many napple napple napple napples. Am I gonna die?

    • @pofict
      @pofict 9 років тому +58

      +Derek Palmerone As long as you wear your D-Pants you should be fine. Remember NO solid loafs, though.

    • @dylaninpieces2
      @dylaninpieces2 9 років тому +14

      +nope Napple napple napple napples are poison. Please eat responsibly.

    • @gindlesal
      @gindlesal 8 років тому +5

      +Derek Palmerone I think you are fine, as napples give you diarrhoea. Thus, you should expel the poison before it has any effect on you.

    • @janiejanie1
      @janiejanie1 8 років тому +2

      +Derek Palmerone Yes.

    • @than217
      @than217 8 років тому +6

      Call Poison Control immediately.
      1 (800) 222-1222

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 6 років тому +573

    I like how the girls get more and more uncomfortable.

    • @macio9
      @macio9 3 роки тому +63

      You like that huh? 👀

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 3 роки тому +60

      @@macio9 Well, uh, officer, when I said I “liked“ it I, uh, meant...

    • @Morboeatspeople
      @Morboeatspeople 3 роки тому +33

      It's... the Implication.

    • @tacticalmattfoley
      @tacticalmattfoley 8 місяців тому +3

      They realized this is a pathway to becoming an adult film star......sad reality.

    • @James-if3kc
      @James-if3kc 7 місяців тому +2

      I bet some of them are.@@tacticalmattfoley

  • @ChaingunCassidy
    @ChaingunCassidy 2 роки тому +148

    Imagine your girlfriend saying "I was on TV when I was a kid" And then showing you this.

    • @jkfecke
      @jkfecke 2 роки тому +35

      You marry that girl. You don't let her get away.

    • @Agave310
      @Agave310 Рік тому +8

      Be proud af

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped Рік тому +6

      One of the girls actually went on to have a career doing various CW shows IIRC.

    • @ChaingunCassidy
      @ChaingunCassidy Рік тому +3

      @@planescaped POISON

    • @CrumblesXo
      @CrumblesXo Рік тому +2

      Sounds like a marriage in the making to me

  • @Overwatch54
    @Overwatch54 8 років тому +1585

    I wanna meet their dads.

  • @ratattack7453
    @ratattack7453 2 роки тому +823

    Imagine you’re recovering from an eating disorder just to hear this all over tiktok

    • @sarahburk2010
      @sarahburk2010 2 роки тому +7

      Oh hi 🤗

    • @GemmaFletcher
      @GemmaFletcher 2 роки тому +12

      so me

    • @ReDBcM15
      @ReDBcM15 2 роки тому +55

      Imagine being in 3 tabs of acid at 3 am in 2010 and this comes on

    • @ElinHuntress
      @ElinHuntress 2 роки тому +1

      lol good

    • @goldiffworks
      @goldiffworks 2 роки тому +25

      @@ReDBcM15 I'd be scared to eat forever because scary 90s man told me everything Napple Napple Napples are poison. And my fingernails are poison too, but they're attached to my fingers. Oh God. My fingernails. I have to take them off.

  • @PapaNoot
    @PapaNoot Рік тому +87

    Watching this while going through food poisoning hits different

  • @pittypolyphonic
    @pittypolyphonic 5 років тому +418

    FDA during the government shutdown be like

    • @Jkidd752
      @Jkidd752 4 роки тому +8

      PitZX2 A year in the future and man this was crazy😂

    • @popanollie1
      @popanollie1 4 роки тому

      @Gorb lol yup

    • @rickdeckard1075
      @rickdeckard1075 4 роки тому

      @Cinco Boy why are they joking about eating babies, seems a bit out of context

    • @sauceamericano4279
      @sauceamericano4279 4 роки тому

      lol

  • @holzapfelstein
    @holzapfelstein 10 років тому +198

    Those are some cute little girls. I'd like to meet their Dads. Can't stop thinkin' bout their Dads.
    - Pierre

    • @NovaPrimeGaming
      @NovaPrimeGaming 10 років тому +11

      omg i don't think anyone else gets this. But i do dah doo doo get it. hahaha eyyyyy.

    • @holzapfelstein
      @holzapfelstein 10 років тому +15

      NovaPrimeGaming What's your dad like? I wanna meet that dad! Do doo doo dah!

    • @badantiherochato
      @badantiherochato 10 років тому +13

      NovaPrimeGaming Boy, Pierre is a hugely popular character for T&E fans. Where do you think we are?

    • @NovaPrimeGaming
      @NovaPrimeGaming 10 років тому +2

      Well, if you look at the comments, most people commenting think T&E is stupid, and this isn't funny. So clearly, some aren't fans of T&E. And dude, do you know how many people watch T&E? I mean personally everyone should, but its not popular, like at all.

    • @badantiherochato
      @badantiherochato 10 років тому

      It's not as popular as one would hope, but it's still pretty sizable.

  • @jessecrum9069
    @jessecrum9069 2 роки тому +246

    When FDA standards are compared to other countries standards, this song has truth to it.

    • @trentlegere6581
      @trentlegere6581 2 роки тому +13

      All good jokes have truth

    • @potato1084
      @potato1084 Рік тому +1

      Good thing they didn’t approve pink sauce

    • @tigrehermano
      @tigrehermano Рік тому +11

      don't worry, USA has threatened Mexico with sanctions if we don't accept your GMO corn.

    • @jaredsimmons72
      @jaredsimmons72 Рік тому +3

      ​@@tigrehermano Not just Mexico. Most of Europe, Africa and South America. Asia is holding out, but for how long?

    • @tigrehermano
      @tigrehermano Рік тому

      @@Synthysynthsynth I am cornholio, genetic modified holio

  • @joachimblanchedent2300
    @joachimblanchedent2300 2 роки тому +91

    I love it when these girls start to be more and more scared from horsemeat to the end 😭😭

    • @martinkreps9946
      @martinkreps9946 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Their reaction to "Napples Napples Napples Napples Napples" though! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joachimblanchedent2300
      @joachimblanchedent2300 2 роки тому +3

      @@martinkreps9946 I can't 💀💀💀

    • @NormanNC
      @NormanNC 3 місяці тому +1

      napples napples napples napples napples

  • @Hjbfd6436
    @Hjbfd6436 6 років тому +197

    One time a few years back a buddy of mine and I thought it would be hilarious to watch 4 hours straight of Tim and Eric while on a heroic dose of shrooms. It was a terrifying rollercoaster of emotions and out of body experiences, and hysterical laughing. But this skit. This one almost broke us.

    • @ekathe85
      @ekathe85 2 роки тому +22

      Really? Worse than the Child Clown Outlet bits? I think those plus shrooms could potentially have me committed

    • @thedanielsun42
      @thedanielsun42 2 роки тому +15

      same here... i remember crying to "Whats your dad like? I wanna meet that dad"

    • @thepinupvanlifer9298
      @thepinupvanlifer9298 2 роки тому +10

      It broke you because it's true the 🍄don't lie

    • @Hjbfd6436
      @Hjbfd6436 2 роки тому +5

      @@ekathe85 I think it's because of the ending. And how he looks at the girls. And the whole skit gets 1000x more disturbing lol.

    • @StephenAubreyMusic
      @StephenAubreyMusic Рік тому +6

      @@thedanielsun42 10 years later and I still quote “I WANNA MEET THAT DAD” to my daughter. She’s never seen Tim and Eric. I can’t wait to show her.

  • @jetnipatteeravithayapinyo2468
    @jetnipatteeravithayapinyo2468 4 роки тому +36

    The more they shout POISON, the more horrified their expressions become. I’d be like that too if I slowly realize I’m not in a normal music video.

  • @WAZOOMA
    @WAZOOMA 7 років тому +239

    there's something so dark about this. 'all the food is poison'. I love that stuff like this exists

    • @SegaDream131
      @SegaDream131 5 років тому +15

      But it's true.....

    • @nickmagrick7702
      @nickmagrick7702 5 років тому +13

      its making fun of diet hysteria

    • @Vegan_Kebab_In_My_Hand
      @Vegan_Kebab_In_My_Hand 5 років тому +14

      Nick MaGrick don’t think so, it’s just surreal

    • @mgreen2541
      @mgreen2541 4 роки тому +13

      @@Vegan_Kebab_In_My_Hand If anything, there's this persistent implication that Pierre is a paranoid schizophrenic or has sone kind of mental illness, since he's obsessed with food being rotten or poisoned. that's where the humor comes from though. It's creepy as hell because it makes you think about how delusional and paranoid Pierre is

    • @WeerdMunkee
      @WeerdMunkee 3 роки тому +20

      It seems dark because deep down you know there’s truth in that statement. The food we are fed in grocery stores (endless aisles of processed “food products”-the FDA can not legally call it “food”) and restaurants are NOT good for ANYONE, and the FDA knows it. It’s a slow poison, causing inevitable diseases that don’t show up until old age, but poison nonetheless.
      Case in point: There are currently 30 million Americans with diabetes. There are also 80 million prediabetics, rocketing toward full-blown. That means, that at the rate we’re consuming sugar, in about 10 years, it’s very likely 1/3 of the country will be full-blown diabetic.
      The “food” we eat IS ☠️ poison ☠️.

  • @shukterhousejive
    @shukterhousejive 9 років тому +73

    One of Grandmaster Flash's weaker songs IMO

  • @stilltoomanyhats
    @stilltoomanyhats Рік тому +19

    Pessimist: All the food is poison.
    Optimist: All the poison is food.

  • @BurgertubeFounder
    @BurgertubeFounder 8 років тому +481

    So is Shrimp and White Whine okay?

    • @BurgertubeFounder
      @BurgertubeFounder 8 років тому +24

      Actually, what about the Totino's, Or the Rolo's?

    • @kev3d
      @kev3d 8 років тому +53

      Yes, but the shrimp levels need to be perfectly balanced with the white wine levels, otherwise vomiting may occur.

    • @BurgertubeFounder
      @BurgertubeFounder 8 років тому +5

      kev3d Good point.

    • @penand_paper6661
      @penand_paper6661 7 років тому +6

      Plus all the food is poison.

    • @shipletth
      @shipletth 6 років тому +4

      CHECK YOURSELF. AT THE DOOR. GIMME SOME MORE. GIMME SOME MORE.. GIMME SOME MORE OF THOSE ROOLOOOOSSS

  • @michaelhamilton8401
    @michaelhamilton8401 8 років тому +204

    duck l'orange!

  • @scottroffman2325
    @scottroffman2325 Рік тому +13

    When Pierre says, "I'm outta here" and then absolutely does not leave.....ROTFL

    • @JohnCane147
      @JohnCane147 2 місяці тому

      That was supposed to be the end of the take but they obviously left it because it's funnier that way

  • @FeisarAG
    @FeisarAG 9 років тому +159

    The last 'poison' always kills me.

    • @Dapstart
      @Dapstart 3 роки тому +15

      as poison is known to do

    • @Zyxxx101
      @Zyxxx101 Місяць тому +2

      Nice profile picture

    • @FeisarAG
      @FeisarAG Місяць тому +1

      @@Zyxxx101 BROTHER!!

  • @DominiqueC21
    @DominiqueC21 9 років тому +230

    Monsanto's theme song

  • @JD37
    @JD37 Рік тому +18

    This song was made to mess with the minds of potheads watching this at 4AM.

  • @SM7LArchitecture
    @SM7LArchitecture 8 років тому +44

    what a conversation with 'clean eaters' sounds like:

  • @CeeBee781
    @CeeBee781 11 років тому +35

    "don't eat the food, it's poison food!" LOL hilarious

  • @tiefighter3445
    @tiefighter3445 3 роки тому +13

    I love how when the guy says hoarse meat the girl on the right looks all serious and stop singing. 1:08 😂

  • @MegaMercernary
    @MegaMercernary 10 років тому +44

    Lia Marie Johnson, that girl from the FineBros, who now has her own show on Nickelodeon (go figure), was in Tim and Eric? Wow, I guess it's a small world after all.

    • @joeyjbeck
      @joeyjbeck 2 роки тому +6

      I’ve been looking for ANYBODY who caught that too

  • @GlutinousRiceFlour
    @GlutinousRiceFlour 8 років тому +31

    I have food poisoning and watching this is like a documentary of my life right now.

  • @katzuma7641
    @katzuma7641 3 роки тому +29

    Perfect song to sing before thanksgiving dinner with the family 🥘

  • @terribletanner805
    @terribletanner805 7 років тому +27

    I love that pale girl's reaction when he says "Horsemeat"

  • @cm3carranza395
    @cm3carranza395 3 роки тому +164

    After years of speaking to schizophrenic people on a daily basis, I can confirm that this show aligns perfectly with a schizo train of thought.

    • @bethanyblaire9193
      @bethanyblaire9193 2 роки тому +4

      agreed. The water too

    • @kenclarke5966
      @kenclarke5966 2 роки тому +28

      but literally microplastics, pesticides and leeched soil bruh lol
      it's not a good time to be a schizophrenic

    • @cm3carranza395
      @cm3carranza395 2 роки тому +1

      @@kenclarke5966 bruh lol

    • @kenclarke5966
      @kenclarke5966 2 роки тому +14

      @@cm3carranza395 wheres the lie tho?
      ur phone is literally spying on you too lol

    • @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
      @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 Рік тому +2

      @@kenclarke5966
      not if u know how to hide lol

  • @codysaunders7348
    @codysaunders7348 2 місяці тому +4

    With glyphosate being present amongst a myriad of other pesticides/herbicides - this song has never rang more true. ALL THE FOOD is POISON

  • @FreakinSweet1987
    @FreakinSweet1987 Рік тому +25

    The amount times this tune has popped into my head over the years is crazy. Really sucks we only got 5 seasons of this show.

  • @heroshima981
    @heroshima981 2 місяці тому +4

    "Your dad's BBQ brisket" Stop thinking about my dad Pierre

  • @guyofminimalimportance7
    @guyofminimalimportance7 4 роки тому +38

    So the Dance Instructor has gone from being wary of rotten meat to being anti-food as a whole. Yeah that makes sense.

  • @AmericanaNinja
    @AmericanaNinja 7 місяців тому +5

    This aged well

  • @Zeeeeeek
    @Zeeeeeek 4 роки тому +56

    Dear personal FBI agent, im just watching it on replay because the nice groove!

  • @organobot
    @organobot 9 днів тому +3

    how it feels when everything keeps getting recalled for listeria

  • @RoyalistKev
    @RoyalistKev Рік тому +13

    I used to think this was a joke. Now I know better. Thanks Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!

  • @Chocobo_Kwehh
    @Chocobo_Kwehh 8 місяців тому +3

    1:06 love how that one girl didnt say poison and just started realizing if she horsemeat or not

  • @DJMalleus
    @DJMalleus 4 роки тому +21

    2020 grocery store anthem

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped Рік тому +3

    This song goes through my head at least once a year since the show aired.

  • @KRAPYBARA84
    @KRAPYBARA84 9 років тому +137

    NAPPLES NAPPLES NAPPLES!

  • @FlashyKG
    @FlashyKG 2 роки тому +13

    Rewatching Tim&Eric and this started playing after I found out my Jif was recalled for salmonella. 10/10

  • @Duhya
    @Duhya 10 років тому +445

    Its funny because it's surreal, it's not a fucking statement about the current state of foods.

    • @aposematicayu
      @aposematicayu 10 років тому +45

      But I heard from Natural News and GreenmedTV and other pseudoscience peddlers that GMOs are going to kill us!

    • @desktorp
      @desktorp 10 років тому +17

      Emily Sun
      Yes, because they're the only people saying this and not yknow.. most of the world. You should try talking to someone outside of the USA. They tend to get it.
      For future reference, just becuase someone with low credibility in your eyes says something about GMOs, doesn't automatically invalidate the issue. This applies for all things. Sometimes, people you don't respect are ahead of the curve. Group consensus isn't as magical a thing as you probably imagine it to be.

    • @Turgor
      @Turgor 10 років тому +13

      ***** So, what is the evidence that GMOs are going to kill us? Surely someone as far ahead of the curve as you must be aware of the latest and best research in this area.

    • @Kingddd333
      @Kingddd333 10 років тому +6

      Matthijs Geerlings it isn't really the fact that they're GMO imo. it's just that corn, wheat, and soy suck, and we have too much of it.

    • @MeAuntieNora
      @MeAuntieNora 9 років тому +18

      Matthijs Geerlings The answer is that there is none. There have been no conclusive, peer-reviewed, replicated studies showing any of the fabricated ill effects. And that includes European research, which allegedly should exist outside this alleged bubble of alleged American conspiracy. High-profile cases of research teams with findings in favor of toxic GMOs have on multiple occasions turned out to be shoddy science. Published papers originating in Germany, for instance, were completely falsified and the head of the team had an agenda.

  • @RapnuzeI
    @RapnuzeI 10 років тому +26

    Lmao barbacue brisket, he say it like he know my dad made that

  • @Mr_Boss_Smile
    @Mr_Boss_Smile 8 місяців тому +4

    they warned us 14 years ago

  • @LaylaWilliams
    @LaylaWilliams 9 років тому +21

    Okay,did anyone else notice how they were getting scared?..
    And Lia was just like,"YAY POISON WOOHOO!" And kept smiling.

  • @UGK17
    @UGK17 9 років тому +97

    this video is seriously the best thing to ever happen to me

  • @chelseasfilms22
    @chelseasfilms22 3 роки тому +5

    1:25 omg that’s Lia Marie Johnson!

  • @goldenhog
    @goldenhog 9 років тому +13

    this has the best editing

  • @ericavonbank
    @ericavonbank 12 років тому +5

    Why doesn't this video have more views? It's pure gold.

  • @ytgytgy
    @ytgytgy 11 місяців тому +5

    All the food is poison

  • @mattpearson3036
    @mattpearson3036 8 років тому +7

    This is my favorite Tim and Eric skit of all time

  • @darkrealmwizardgeek
    @darkrealmwizardgeek 8 років тому +71

    UHHH IS THAT LIA MARIE JOHNSON!?

  • @ascetix444
    @ascetix444 2 роки тому +4

    Imagine you're a kid 12 years ago, your parents have put you to bed but you don't feel tired. You creep to the tv to watch some spung bod, but when you turn on the tv, you're greeted by this terror. You watch in horror as every food you enjoy is listed as poison by kids your age. The next day at school, you explain to your friends the message you received, just like the girl at 0:46, but nobody believes you. As your friends eat their lunches, you can't get the faces of the children out of your head. Celery sticks... poison. Oranges... poison. The meat... the corn... the apples... don't eat the food, it's poison food. You feel weak.

  • @psychotripnerdstuff
    @psychotripnerdstuff 7 років тому +27

    What HAPPENED in this town to cause ALL of the food to get poisoned? Imagine the logistics necessary for something like that to happen. What caused this? It would have to be affecting multiple food distributers unless there's something wrong in the town itself. This video is hilarious, but the vagueness and mystery of the whole thing makes it even more entertaining to think about.

    • @freetobe2111
      @freetobe2111 7 років тому +6

      psychotrip even food that has been frozen or already canned. this was definitely a long con

    • @TortureWorld
      @TortureWorld 2 роки тому +1

      this has got me laughing for like 5 minutes straight hahah l

    • @luizpaulofreitas7215
      @luizpaulofreitas7215 2 роки тому

      Sorry for the delay, its a display of how ANYTHING can be labeled as good or bad to your health by the media, but in the and anything you eat will somehow be "poisonous"

    • @tvmcrusher
      @tvmcrusher 10 місяців тому

      PFAS

  • @Laembort
    @Laembort 2 роки тому +10

    *me after learning about microplastics and forever chemicals* yup, mmhmm

    • @MackNcD
      @MackNcD Рік тому

      And aspartame and fluoride and many of the coloring dyes, preservatives, etc. etc. etc.
      It’s why you feel like a super human if you fast for 24 hours. One, you aren’t using calories for digestion. But also because you’re pooping out short-acting poisons.
      Kind of need food yo live though so… shrug

    • @shimmer4771
      @shimmer4771 Рік тому

      @@MackNcD Gotta love bioengineered food, plus dyed, food coloring, chemicals, and carcinogenic substances in food.

  • @RadHazard
    @RadHazard 10 днів тому +2

    Back here now that all the onions are poisoned

  • @91bpatrick
    @91bpatrick Рік тому +7

    Best part is the little girl telling a story to a crowd like it's a textbook "Jesus and the disciples" image and she's just singing about poison.

    • @nashdoyle3348
      @nashdoyle3348 Рік тому +1

      I know that part hit different too like they're sitting around reciting some kind of propaganda

  • @brodoodman767
    @brodoodman767 8 років тому +30

    I started the white foods diet. I feel much better. My spine is very tingley and all the weight has moved to my stomach which is convenient because its my center of gravity. If any of you are experiencing high energy, mild humor or job applications you should try it out. I promise it'll make you.

    • @bushelofcorn
      @bushelofcorn 8 років тому +3

      Ah! Another fellow Zone Theorist™! Praise be unto Priss Dimmie, brother!

    • @1-gz7xy
      @1-gz7xy 8 років тому

      Bro Doodman ahahahah I miss the homemade food from Mexico so much 😢😢😢😢😭😭😭😭

    • @iammrbeat
      @iammrbeat 6 років тому

      You win for best comment.

  • @bubetubin
    @bubetubin 5 днів тому +3

    2024 food recalls be like

  • @crazyydemetri
    @crazyydemetri 10 років тому +19

    Lmao Pierre knows about his foods, especially the meat!

    • @Marcusml333
      @Marcusml333 10 років тому +5

      ***** And the barbeque brisket of dads.

    • @bonson9156
      @bonson9156 6 років тому

      doodadoodoo

  • @azizbrownkuwindacorp
    @azizbrownkuwindacorp 2 місяці тому +4

    They weren't lying

  • @jameshawkins6619
    @jameshawkins6619 Рік тому +3

    More true than ever before.

  • @dizzythegreat
    @dizzythegreat 5 місяців тому +3

    Since the government has spent the last 70 years intentionally making the least healthy food as cheap and available as possible, and cooking healthy food in the least healthy ways possible, this is now unironically true. I love the 21st century.

  • @realestate1740
    @realestate1740 Рік тому +9

    Tim and Eric were ahead of the game on this. All food really is poisoned now, they were trying to tell us

    • @shimmer4771
      @shimmer4771 Рік тому +2

      It started in 1994, when food was first genetically modified. Since then, the GMO food has increased dramatically, with 90% of it.

    • @quickmythril2398
      @quickmythril2398 Рік тому

      @@shimmer4771 GMO could have been tech for good. it's just a tool like any other, but sadly it was used to satisfy greed and exploitation. now all the food literally is covered in poison, and designed to resist that poison. however humans don't have that ability.

    • @abefroman9848
      @abefroman9848 Рік тому

      I follow the science. Dont be a poison denier!

    • @daha3074
      @daha3074 11 місяців тому

      There's 'something' in the food and it could explain a number of things. Dark chocolate for example has high concentrations of lead metal.

    • @christopherkeller7734
      @christopherkeller7734 5 місяців тому

      You don't even wanna know. Trust me. It's worse than you think.

  • @J-Pow
    @J-Pow Місяць тому +1

    I sing this as I water my plants that my cats can't touch. "Peace Lily. Poison! Palm. Poison! Pothos. Poison! Monstera. Poison!" It's a wonder how they can survive in the wild.

  • @Will-Woods_pet-rat
    @Will-Woods_pet-rat 2 роки тому +10

    My uncle showed me this in the morning while I was eating my breakfast

    • @shimmer4771
      @shimmer4771 Рік тому

      Even more scary how true it is.

    • @Cybersharky_
      @Cybersharky_ 7 місяців тому

      You're disgusting

    • @Ptkt665
      @Ptkt665 7 місяців тому

      @@Cybersharky_ bruh tf did they do?

  • @michellec4814
    @michellec4814 9 місяців тому +6

    Microplastics in 90% of all food products tested, including organic foods.

  • @buriedpet
    @buriedpet 7 місяців тому +2

    If you think this is just a skit, remember that EVERY DEAD PERSON ATE FOOD AT SOME POINT

  • @Trekkie155
    @Trekkie155 8 років тому +28

    0:53 Once Duck L'Orange was mentioned as poison, I nearly lost it with laughter.

  • @PaulTheSkeptic
    @PaulTheSkeptic Рік тому +5

    So ramen noodles are okay. Phew. Dodged a bullet there. That's all I eat anyway. I don't know why my blood pressure is so high. My doctor keeps telling me to cut back on the salt but I don't even eat any salt. Just Ramen.

  • @emr1248
    @emr1248 2 роки тому +7

    i have emetophobia and contamination anxiety so this is my brain like constantly 💀😭

  • @suggestedusername
    @suggestedusername 9 років тому +32

    Is it bad that this is stuck in my head?

  • @HakkenGarou
    @HakkenGarou 3 роки тому +3

    Me, more than 10 years after this aired: Well, time for a peaceful night's rest.
    My brain:

  • @videooblivion
    @videooblivion 2 роки тому +2

    I played this once at 7:05 AM after the BBC news when I was ops manager for a respected big city jazz station.

  • @DanKale
    @DanKale Рік тому +4

    At the end they all look like they're fearing for their lives.

  • @SkandiaAUS
    @SkandiaAUS 4 роки тому +16

    Does anyone ever wonder how many times the parents of the kids in a Tim and Eric sketch wonder what they got themselves into?

    • @MercurialIris
      @MercurialIris 3 роки тому

      The parents don’t give a shit, they just want the hundred dollars they’re paid for exploiting their useless kids.

  • @YehudiNimol
    @YehudiNimol 22 дні тому +1

    I love them having an existential crisis mid-song

  • @HinDoongEe
    @HinDoongEe 2 роки тому +3

    Whenever there is a FDA recall I listen to this

  • @mryoshi1221
    @mryoshi1221 3 роки тому +3

    just learned how much american food is full of just like. full of poisons and toxins and this song has been stuck in my head for about a week

  • @bigd5080
    @bigd5080 4 роки тому +2

    I remember the first time I saw this. I had been awake for about a week tweaking! Saw this and was like ‘WHAAAAAT?! Is the TV talking to me? Are they messing with me?’🤣

  • @larslovelot1784
    @larslovelot1784 7 років тому +6

    0:34 Intensely and Casually just popping out from behind the curtain.

  • @HeiHolaHello
    @HeiHolaHello 11 років тому +35

    I'm outta here!
    ...
    ...
    ...
    (POISON!)

  • @josephcunningham449
    @josephcunningham449 2 роки тому +3

    0:45 Jesus the messiah spreading the good word of the lord

  • @catfishpillow
    @catfishpillow 12 років тому +4

    Love this. Would not stop playing in my head in health class tonight. Its basically been the message of our past few classes :/