"I'm not trimmed or clean down there." "I don't give a fuck if you have the Creature from the Black fuckin Lagoon living down there." The delivery of that was absolutely perfect. Had me laughing for a minute.
Unbelievable Vic, just came back from a dinner with my bride, today was 25 years to life anniversary, can't believe the timing of this, LMAO, Thanks Vic!
As I sat here watching this video, I couldn't help but imagine 100+ people, tilting their heads collectively at the end. lol Awesome vid, as per usual Vic! I hope you get to Spanktown soon!
Awesome Vic, enjoy the ride! I can relate and after my wife passed a month after our 40th last year I wish I still had those problems. My wife Linda and I and close friends married longer than us figured out years ago having our own rooms to sleep undisturbed was beneficial. I recently realized kissing and saying goodnight was more meaningfully shared and expressed during last few years together. A Sincere Thank You to You and my son Dan for the personal Cameo Vic! HugS
Your message was beautiful, touching, and heartfelt. It puts everything in perspective. God bless you. Hopefully some of the trolls i get will read what you wrote and realize how trivial their comments are. My god. This is one of the most genuine comments I’ve ever gotten. Be safe.
Lol!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I must say though.. when he tells me there's always an excuse, I simply reply, "I don't need an excuse." 😆 This is my spouse and I though. Seperate blankets, my feet are always either too hot or too cold, he sounds like a tractor when he snores, "the game" is simply just "gaming", he's annoying, I'm annoying.. 🤣 11 years in now. 🙌🏻 I'm not sure anyone else would put up with either of us. 🤔😜❤️ We were made for eachother. Ahahaha
Your wives television choices are exactly the same as my wife's. The only difference is, my wife hides the remote under the blanket so even after she falls to sleep, I'm stuck with some home remodeling show that I can't turn off. I feel your pain every single night.
Vic, I just lost my husband of 53 years in July. Everything you say is sooooo true. As the wife, I did the same thing.. I slept on top of the blankets and kept the comforter. He never knew where to go! Under or over? And the dog was always in the way! Embrace it all. Cause when it's over, it sucks. Your comedy cheers me up immensely . Give Lucy a special kiss from one of your fav fans.
This one's a classic, haven't laughed this hard in years...compromising is one of the trates that makes you(us) gentleman,the wife n I were discussing these issues yesterday and can relate completely pisano.
I am in bed watching your video and laughing so hard! Waiting for my husband to come to bed, he will want to change the channel. One thing we have in common Vic is a good marriage! We are blessed!
I asked a man the other day who's been happily married for over 50 years"what's the secret to your success after all these years?" His reply? "Just agree." 🤣
you really are something you know..ha ha ha ..my wife feet are always cold also....keep on being real sir..it is your ticket to happiness and continued success
Been married 2 years and my wife needs the comforter in the freaking SUMMER and then sleeps on top of it. It's the Hoover Dam to me, giving me no space. She wails like a rabbit if I move it. Why are women cold all the time and not men? How do such little people sleep crooked and take up 80% of a QUEEN SIZED F***ING BED?! Vic, I relate to you and I'm only 30.
In the early 1980's, there was a professor at UW Platteville who went around and gave speeches. I got dragged to on at my school. He wrote a book entitled Sex, Love, or Infatuation. It was a bit more preaching for my taste. He did have some good comments in his speech, like how do your family and friends feel about your other. He also walked through the national average was 8 minutes 3 times a week. I asked my straight guy friends over the years if 24 minutes a week was worth all of the rest of the complaining and gossipping and determination to always and only have their way.
Ever notice what we both enjoy is what she only enjoys? The Hallmark channel programs women to think there is that magical soulmate and what they have never could have. In the early 1980's reader's digest had an article not to call your daughter a little princess as they grow up to think they are and no guy can deliver that.
Men have their excuses, too! Let’s face it, when you get older the nap 😴 💤 becomes more appealing. Lol! 😆🤌🏻 If there’s sports on, fugettaboutit! When “they” want it, it’s gotta be on demand! 🙄🥱😴💤💤💤🗽
Yes …you know …like when you watch a TV show or a movie more than once?? boy I couldn’t fool YOU Colombo I repost some of my videos for my true blue loyals who may have missed it the first time or may want to see it again …and for the newcomers i get each day. 🤦♂️
Hey guys, don't get married!!! I'm single and happy... hahaha... 🤪🤪🤪
"I'm not trimmed or clean down there."
"I don't give a fuck if you have the Creature from the Black fuckin Lagoon living down there."
The delivery of that was absolutely perfect. Had me laughing for a minute.
🤣🤣🤣😂😂
It’s not like you’re going to put anything you really care about down there is it?
His wife has been with him through brown hair, gray hair, and brown hair again.
And almost no hair....
I love the fact that Lucy drives you crazy..
If Vic’s face got any redder he would be a tomato 🤣😂
He’s strokin out!
😂😂😂😂
MERCY
TRUTH
Do not feel alone,Vic! 42 yrs. here and many of same issues!
😆😂🤣😳✌😎🇺🇸
I think its time for the Old couples style Single beds with the little table inbetween the beds 😁 That way you can have a tv each on the wall lol
Unbelievable Vic, just came back from a dinner with my bride, today was 25 years to life anniversary, can't believe the timing of this, LMAO, Thanks Vic!
I'm laughing and crying at the same time vic, what a great video you are so f****** funny you're the best my friend
As I sat here watching this video, I couldn't help but imagine 100+ people, tilting their heads collectively at the end. lol Awesome vid, as per usual Vic! I hope you get to Spanktown soon!
Awesome Vic, enjoy the ride! I can relate and after my wife passed a month after our 40th last year I wish I still had those problems. My wife Linda and I and close friends married longer than us figured out years ago having our own rooms to sleep undisturbed was beneficial. I recently realized kissing and saying goodnight was more meaningfully shared and expressed during last few years together. A Sincere Thank You to You and my son Dan for the personal Cameo Vic! HugS
Your message was beautiful, touching, and heartfelt. It puts everything in perspective. God bless you. Hopefully some of the trolls i get will read what you wrote and realize how trivial their comments are. My god. This is one of the most genuine comments I’ve ever gotten. Be safe.
@@VicDiBitetto 100%
Sorry for your loss sir..
I’m sorry for your loss
Lol!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I must say though.. when he tells me there's always an excuse, I simply reply, "I don't need an excuse." 😆 This is my spouse and I though. Seperate blankets, my feet are always either too hot or too cold, he sounds like a tractor when he snores, "the game" is simply just "gaming", he's annoying, I'm annoying.. 🤣 11 years in now. 🙌🏻 I'm not sure anyone else would put up with either of us. 🤔😜❤️ We were made for eachother. Ahahaha
Lucy's turn to give us a ticked off Lucy, about you!🙃
I was thinking the same thing
It will be 40 years for us next year. All I can say about this rant is . He is right
Like my wife, I walk on egg shells!
Thanks for getting that off my chest
When I'm good I get a piece of blanket 😌
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your wives television choices are exactly the same as my wife's. The only difference is, my wife hides the remote under the blanket so even after she falls to sleep, I'm stuck with some home remodeling show that I can't turn off. I feel your pain every single night.
Get it all off your chest Mr. Vic, this is your safe space. 🤗
😂😂🤣👍100 to 0 in my household too Vic...lol
Lololol...already love the opening piece.
'she gets her way all the time'
🤣🤣🤣
O m g!!! The sex part...I'm dying!!!🤣🤣🤣
Vic, I just lost my husband of 53 years in July. Everything you say is sooooo true. As the wife, I did the same thing.. I slept on top of the blankets and kept the comforter. He never knew where to go! Under or over? And the dog was always in the way! Embrace it all. Cause when it's over, it sucks. Your comedy cheers me up immensely . Give Lucy a special kiss from one of your fav fans.
“And it’s usually NOT”
Lmaoooooo
Just sleep in The Shed! You gave to much information about Lucy's, personal grooming.😂
Hey Vic send her Homegoods their hiring, put her to work !🤣
So glad I'm single
The man with the little moustache is Hercule Poirot, its a daily watch in my house, he is Brilliant 😀
30+ years over here too, I know exactly what you’re saying!!!
I never tire of this stuff. lol.
Nailed it with the tv.
I love the opening before you all say 😂😂❤️❤️❤️
Why did I feel like I already saw this exact video? Repost?
My Mother used to watch Days Of Our Lives...She was obsessed with that Freaking Show! Drove me nuts! She passed in 2002 of Cancer.
Diners drive ins and douche bags....lol thanks again Vic!!
This one's a classic, haven't laughed this hard in years...compromising is one of the trates that makes you(us) gentleman,the wife n I were discussing these issues yesterday and can relate completely pisano.
Lmao...love and marriage 💑
Creature from the black lagoon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This man is speaking facts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why he in a truck? With bugs and orbs? 😂 Just teasing you, like all the trolls.
Vic you forgot the pillows🤣
The story of most of the marriage
I understand!
I am in bed watching your video and laughing so hard! Waiting for my husband to come to bed, he will want to change the channel. One thing we have in common Vic is a good marriage! We are blessed!
You’re hysterical
Funny, funny stuff!! Don’t feel bad in most marriages it’s 100% to 0!!
I asked a man the other day who's been happily married for over 50 years"what's the secret to your success after all these years?" His reply? "Just agree." 🤣
Ah, the "joys" of marriage...
Vic Right on Brother 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿
Men like it a little funky, and musty 🤣🤣🤣
My Grandfather was the same with the New York Dodgers!
How's it go, happy happy hap hap hap happy, SMILE.
😂 put the village people on in the room she comes haha
.......and yet, without our wives we'd be wondering around like lost souls in purgatory. 😕
Happy wife, happy life. 😊 lol
Absolutely brilliant and hilarious rant Mr. Dibitetto!😆👌💯
Someone give this guy a show already!
Ohhhh, Vic! You're gonna be in the doghouse so long, the dog may bite you to make you move out! 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Might have to get your own blanket so you can move Vic
Boom!! Nail on the head!🤣🤣🤣💯
Hells Yes! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 You sang it wrong Sir, it’s: Happy Wife, Avoid the Knife 🔪🍤😳
Shrek DiBitetto🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hi vic
It’s about time we get some ticked off Vic!!!! If you ask me these are your best videos just my opinion I guy from Boston GO SOX!!!!!!
When I was younger I didn't understand why my grandparents slept in separate bedrooms, but as I get older I understand. 😉
AWESOME video!! :)
TRUE THAT VIC , TRUE THAT!!!!👍
you really are something you know..ha ha ha ..my wife feet are always cold also....keep on being real sir..it is your ticket to happiness and continued success
You’re a great cartoon.
Separate bedrooms. Many couples swear by it. Some do separate twin beds
Sound like my wife and I.
1:19 happy wife, happy fucking life
Till death do us part..
Join the club
ありがとう
A women's view of compromise is it is her way and if the man ever gets a win, she will never forget and complain about it forever
Try putting something you like in the living room & see how long it lasts. Remember the cake knife?
IT SEEMS. AS THOUGH SHE WEARS THE PANTS 👖 IN THE FAMILY. LOL
Been married 2 years and my wife needs the comforter in the freaking SUMMER and then sleeps on top of it. It's the Hoover Dam to me, giving me no space. She wails like a rabbit if I move it. Why are women cold all the time and not men? How do such little people sleep crooked and take up 80% of a QUEEN SIZED F***ING BED?! Vic, I relate to you and I'm only 30.
Yup!
Do like l did
Run a piece of barbed wire down the middle of the bed then threaten to electrify it if she keeps getting on your side
And somethings that she doesn’t do ticks you off
Get the TV out of the bedroom.
Problem solved.
VIC idk man but i feel ya all good
In the early 1980's, there was a professor at UW Platteville who went around and gave speeches. I got dragged to on at my school. He wrote a book entitled Sex, Love, or Infatuation. It was a bit more preaching for my taste. He did have some good comments in his speech, like how do your family and friends feel about your other. He also walked through the national average was 8 minutes 3 times a week. I asked my straight guy friends over the years if 24 minutes a week was worth all of the rest of the complaining and gossipping and determination to always and only have their way.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they all the same....ENTITLED
REAL LIFE, ..............
If Lucy sees this video, she might get the idea.. 🙄😏😉
3:10 made me spit out my coke
Hilarious!
There's actually a restaurant not far from the Boca Black Box called Thick and Thin. It's pizza and it's just like pizza from Queens.
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Holly fuck Vic! More truth than you know.
Yep theyr all the same...my answer to i have a head ach..just do what you usualy do and just lay there..
Is this a reupload?
Fucking Priceless
It's a hundred to fuckin' zero in every married household. Kids, let this be a lesson about marriage.
Ever notice what we both enjoy is what she only enjoys? The Hallmark channel programs women to think there is that magical soulmate and what they have never could have. In the early 1980's reader's digest had an article not to call your daughter a little princess as they grow up to think they are and no guy can deliver that.
Men have their excuses, too! Let’s face it, when you get older the nap 😴 💤 becomes more appealing. Lol! 😆🤌🏻 If there’s sports on, fugettaboutit! When “they” want it, it’s gotta be on demand! 🙄🥱😴💤💤💤🗽
. .. . OY!
I know what you're talking about it's been 44 + years for me.
Rerun lol
Yes …you know …like when you watch a TV show or a movie more than once?? boy I couldn’t fool YOU Colombo I repost some of my videos for my true blue loyals who may have missed it the first time or may want to see it again …and for the newcomers i get each day. 🤦♂️
@@VicDiBitetto it's all good buddy
100-0 hahaha 🤣