Ticked Off Vic: Blatant Stupidity | VicDiBitetto.net
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Should've labeled this video "A very PISSED off VIc"
Clean the dashboard 🤣
“Now I gotta clean the dashboard !”🤣🤣🤣 your too much 🤣🤣🤣
Vic had to strap himself in for this one to contain all the rage. 😅
Oh indeed. I think he wears the seatbelt for comedic effect since he’s in the car but yea this one was rough for him 😂
He always does !
All the Ticking has really got to him
I honestly love how he buckles his seat belt every time even though he probably just isn't able to film his rage comedy videos indoors because his wife doesn't like it.
Its the idea of not having to actually going anywhere but being so mad that he feels the need to wear the seat belt, that makes it funny 😄🤣
We hit that issue last year. It is 90 minutes from our house to the McDonald's at the on-ramp to 95S in Eastern CT. That is the ONLY restroom between here and lower CT. With the pandemic, they decided to lock the doors and have "drive-thru" only. I discovered that the woods across driveway from the entrance worked just fine. When I left, a line of guys in the same predicament found the woods to be as accommodating. Sorry, McDonald's if the stench of pent up piss wafting into your restaurant ruins the ambiance of an over-used fry-a-lator, but you left me (and us) no options.
Do our Highway Plazas have any kind of on site Staff or do the Restaurants and Store handle the cleaning? I don't think I've ever seen any sort of Staff.
TRUTH
Spot on.
Man's gotta go he's gotta go.
Be damned that Tape.
And...
He's gonna go..
Great job Vic
Holy shit Vic, that was one of the best 5 minute and 44 seconds laugh I've ever had!! Without a doubt in your top 10 classic rants brother!! The attendant is lucky you didn't take a leak on the floor!! 😂 Thanks for the morning laugh!! ✌🏻❤🇺🇸
Let's hope this gets to the management..Common Sense class is what they need...!..Vic great educational video..for these numb nuts.
Common Sense should have a higher value because it's not that common
@@christopherthomas6336 I do 😂😂😂
Vic for President!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn I missed Vic. Tell it like it is.
Lol... im so guilty of using a pump as a parking space
I know it’s been 2 years but you really should stop doing that lol.
Beautiful rant!
Something missing in my life NO SHIT I haven’t listened to Vic the last couple of days!!!
Hilarious ! Did you tell them that you were a "Senior in Distress" at Stage 6. That means you can't hold the piss for too long. LMAO.
0:16 “The Pony Ecpree” 😂
"And now I gotta clean the fuckin dashboard, lmao 🤣😂 great video Vic! Love your ticked off Vics!!
I needed this laugh today. Thanks, Vic. You know the shit hits the fan when he starts spitting when he talks!🤣😂
"NOW I'm fuming!!!" You GOT me there! HA!!!
You must have got there on the weekly cleaning day when they weakly clean the week's leaks, eh? 🚹🚽
I'm suprised you didn't get a warrant for disorderly conduct... My mother's boyfriend is going to court for yelling at a wal-mart person....
They closed it down while I was in one, then looked at me funny when I was coming out. They weren’t even cleaning it 20 minutes after I got done. Just “closed for cleaning”.
You better clean that dashboard 🤣🤣🤣
The spit was really flying in this one Vic!🤯🤯
Great, with all this 'piss talk', now I have to piss!! But you as usual, are right.
“Crap palaces” 🤣🤣🤪🤪🤣🤣
Vic, One night around 1AM I went into a Cumberland Farms gas station off the highway in Virginia. There was only 1 male and 1 female bathroom. When I walked in, the toilet was literally filled to the top of the bowl with unflushed feces! No exaggeration. To the very top, level with the seat Vic! I stormed out and told the manager. He calmly said they were unable to do anything till the morning. This is the world we live in.
That sounds more like "The Virginia we live in" than the "world we live in" to me. Some of the stupidest and laziest shit I've ever seen in my life, I've seen right here in Virginia.
Fixing the world one bathroom at a time. This man is a saint.
hey I piss before the tank fills up and I'm an old dude too...hahahaaa..... Love You VIC✌✌✌✌
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Hahaaaahaaaa.. fkn ell.. I nearly pissed the bed watching this.. I started laughing and woke up the Mrs... now she's pissed at me. Everyone is pissed. Hahaaahaa.
Keep up the good work Vic.
After many years driving Uber in NYC; I trained myself in wearing adult diapers for several reasons, like no place to park, late night safety reasons, and no availability of public restrooms. 😂 🤣🤣😂😂
You are so right!
SO DAMN TRUE!!!! HAPPENED TO ME TOO!!!!!
Not surprised at the caution tape keeping you from entering the tape doesn’t work at home either
I just stopped at Circle K to get $1 in gas to mow the front lawn. ETA the pumps were out of order and the four that were out of order have people parked in front of them. No people just cars.
I can relate!
Exactly!!
They are out there. You always have to clean your dash.
You NEED to be in movies!
O m g!!! Yes!!!
In a neighboring city,I had no choice but to stop and use the 'ladies' room...I was TURNED away...
TURNED AWAY!!! I'm bout ready to
YA KNOW and I was turned away.
I'm like,ya gotta be bleepin kidding me...I was even doing the 'potty' dance.
That ride home was pretty freekin fast,I'll tell ya what!!!
I agree with you and it`s not the poor smuck`s fault that has to do the cleaning. Management is at fault. Should be cleaned in sections.
After driving for a few hours with two cups of coffee in me, I would have pissed in their coffee pots!
Except for the Gatorade stand, I've pissed in all of those places.
True that Vic.....true that.
Yea I hate that when traveling on the interstate, I was a truck driver n encountered this all the time , pissed me off
hey vic , that was good , still laughing ...
jar with a lid for your ❤! , )
One time I was going to the casino with a friend of mine and his brother, we stop at a McDonald's, the brother goes in the bathroom, all a sudden a female employee comes running out and says to a co worker. "I was cleaning a urinal and this guy comes in wipes it out and starts pissing right next to me". He had no shame. They didn't even have a sign up or anything.
Love it!!!
OMG.... so true....
I’m pretty close to your twin when it comes to blatant stupidity so I’ll give you 3 words that keep me off the ledge “ WAKE and BAKE”. Trying to avoid stupidity is futile unless you self isolate so it’s come down to anger management on my end. Do whatever you need Vic to stay away from the ledge. Stay safe from Newfoundland
So true. LOL
that's why the urinal cleaner is a schlep.
Fuck that. They close the restroom for cleaning....I'm using the open one. Ya gotta go, ya gotta go! Also, used to work in a gas station. Sometimes the pisser would be "out of order" cause of a little doot do dooo....lol
vic maybe he was the boss
Oh my God. And the people who double park in front of stores when there are tons of open parking spaces
How about the old guy in front of you that gets out of his car, looks around like he just landed in Disneyland, follows the attendant around through the whole process of filling up (we don't pump our own gas where I'm at), and then decides to clean his windshield at the end. Cant' get around him so you just sit there and stew. Actually, that might make a good skit.
It’s the little things in life
This is better than Seinfeld
First problem, you went to Maryland.
I do the old umpire trick 💦 keep an empty Gatorade bottle in your vehicle use it anywhere 😑💦
Sounds like your pissed off
Try immodium. I'll send you the link. Same guy who sent you cigars 🤣
you can see the spit flying out his mouth when he talks
Take it easy , your gonna Pop a vein
Forsure
Amen bello.Fucking right .
Vic, In South Africa - at some places the actual cleaning staff are females in some places, It was so at the place I worked before retiring :-((
This happened to me at Yellowstone.YELLOWSTONE. WTF is wrong with these people?
Common sense is not so common today lol
9:30 AM They are stupid !!
Some do it if it is a female attendant cleaning a men's room and vice versa for safety. They must find an option if they are the only place around
If only they could build a second men's bathroom and a second women's bathroom.
Know it well 🚗
HAHA
The stupidity of people never ceases to amaze me.
Don't get me started on the self checkout at Walmart.
Try an ~$400 Walmart order for pickup and everything gets canceled whilst in route as out of stock except the beer and they will not let you get it as a result cause reasons.
@@chasingcapsaicin I didn’t have a $400 order but they have done that to me before cancel on my way to the store
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"Fuck that noise" I haven't heard that in years. Hilarious!!
I say that a lot...I'm from So Cal😎
One of my favorites
If the men's room is closed for cleaning, use the lady's room. Just identify as woman, trans, melon, chicken or whatever, and you're good to go. NOONE will dare stopping you in the US in 2021.
Vic.....
I fucking cried for this one!
I felt like I was getting yelled at by my old drill instructor with the spit coming at me, lol
Damn great video!
I want CAWFEE!!!
I would have pissed in the sink and say here, clean this
In Korea there’s three bathroom units - on major highways anyways - and they’re cleaned on a rotational shift so that two are always open at any time
Illinois and Indiana have a similar setup on their tollways.
@@jmauck3 should be a law, really
Your camera's gonna drown lol
Hey Vic, they do the same thing here at the Railroad station The train comes and here comes all the passengers waiting in line staring at the fucking yellow tape unbelievable lol
I love when he does these in the car where he can quietly rant!!🤣🤣🤣
LMAO!!!!!! Vic, please don't ever take a Wrong turn!! LMAO!!!!!
You better put up some caution tape to clean the dashboard. To funny and sadly true. Thank you Vic!!!
It would Def make more sense to clean the bathrooms over night when nobody will be using them
Man I'm starting to worry about him having a heart attack at this age and with this amount of rage it can happen any moment
Yup had a heart attack doing the same thing, only 50 yrs old. Happy to survive it and I am a lot more mellow now.
As always Vic is right!!!!
Instant classic Vic! Man does this ever tic me off.
Hey there Vic my boy ... Loved this one !!! Common sense ain't common anyone 🤣🤣🤣
It's like closing down your restaurant to wash some dishes!!! I almost choked LOL
Yup...the stupidity of humans never ceases to amaze me - great one Vic! Now, let's hear you rant on FAKEbook - I'm gettin' my popcorn ready! 🍿
Vic needs to start selling these rant clips as covid prevention ads!😂
The Maryland House is only about fifteen miles further down the road. That's the one I always stop at. Incidentally, I had a brutal experience on the NJ Turnpike about three weeks ago. Had to go to the bathroom so bad when I got on at Exit 10 heading south. I knew I would be able to find a rest stop pretty soon. I was almost exploding when I got to the rest stop about fifteen minutes later, and what did I see? The rest stop was CLOSED! WTF! Had to go about a half hour more until I got to the next one at 7A. I don't know how I made it without some sort of accident.
I know that exit well. I saw the same sign all I said thank god I didn’t need to get off. I never drink nothing if I’m going somewhere.
He doesn't understand? WHAT??? I agree Vic, you probably confused everyone in that joint! Caution tape?!?! Seriously! Where are we?
Use the ladies room. Actually, I could get away with that... you probably couldn't. Some jackass with a phone would just happen up on you as you're walking out and blast it all over media. Ever go to a Broadway play and see the women in the mens room? Ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
next sop? IDIOCRACY! best comedy that is slowly turning into a documentary!
I would of done the same thing Vic used the bathroom anyway at least you could get in and it wasnt locked and out of order...Then If it was I would of went on the property somewhere you dont care well I dont either I have to go,LOL!They did that at my old job but we had another bathroom just had to walk a distance to get there,HA. Good Point here, Stupidity is Everywhere ?????
I travel 95 all the time there an shop rite on exit 80 in Maryland clean never close my favorite stop going and coming