@@memeprivileges6871 You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! And what's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening. Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Why do you care? A Nord's last thoughts should be of home. Rorikstead. I'm... I'm from Rorikstead. ...looks like the Thalmor are with him. General Tullius, sir. The headsman is waiting. Good. Let's get this over with! Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Look at him. General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this. Why are we stopping? Why do you think? End of the line. Let's go. Shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us.
I don't get much anxiety any more, but on these rare occasions where faecal matter hits the spinning rotary blades it's so good to jump into Riftworld for a while.
Whispers "fuck this game *starts aggreseivly tapping on his controler* this stupid shit i shot him in the head and i shot first *slowly places the controler down* fuck it, im leaving *tip toe out of the room wilst closing the door slowly with care*
Er:if you want any of these games on pc just tell me Me:oh can I have that one on pc Er:*continues to go through the games* Me:I have been backstabbed I have been tricked and quite possibly bamboozled
@@ragnarokbringer5256 I mean, what is there left to say about Aperture Labs? I think pretty much all the loose ends were tied up between Chell, Atlas, and P-Body. What we really need is the epic crossover
@@virtual212 Indeed it maybe probably is or isn't, my good lad. Suppose Gordon Freeman and the Resistance crew have to delve into the deepest depths of Aperture while simultaneously trying to fight off both the automated facility programs (on account of GlaDOS would be dead/inactive at this time) and the incursions from the Combine Remnant. They get here after arriving via the teleporting Borealis dropping them off in the secret dry dock from Portal 2, and spend the second act of the game trying to find an alternats escape route after they find the macguffin and/or lose it and chase in hot pursuit. This quest will give them the macguffin that they need in order to decisively curbstomp the Combine out of existence oncs and for all.
YES. Simply yes. This is just what I needed. I am such a damn nerd and this satisfies all my needs. My need for sleep, for relaxation, for company and gaming. Wonderful video, uncle E. Keep it up. Cheerio!
You fool, the eternal master knows all, how dare you speak irreverently about him. You mere mortal would never understand the vast expanse of knowledge held in the insignificant body he is replicating, for it is hard for anyone, even for his greatness, to hold all of that knowledge in the mere body of a mortal human. It seems you wouldn't understand, for your knowledge doesn't compare to that of a gorbalon fordonolyph.
*_When you're watching this on a Nintendo Switch_* This is already my favorite "Marketing" Man. Not only is he the _Video Game_ man, I mean like come on, VIDEO GAMES. But also love all the Nintendo rep.
To be fair, they use "only on x" as a clever marketing tactic for some non - exclusive titles. IE if they have a pre-order bonus that's only for Xbox sometimes they'll say "only on xbox" in big letters whilst not making buyers note its not about the game itself. Sneaky but uncommon business BS.
The Meme Man: Since everything that sparks joy is banned, including memes, a long forgotten form of comedy based on pictures and matching captions, the meme man wanders the vast dimensions of Arkham Asylum to revive those gems of a long gone era.
The entity is patient 3192 (might have that # wrong I didn’t check) he is faceless because of getting rid of his features in body modification. He escaped captivity and started to take over the world after the alliances disbanded. He then placed bans and eventually everything and nothing were banned.
This guy right here is the og of asmr I remember when he barely had a beard and not as much hair and not much grey hair og people of this guy right here like this 😇👌🏽
Rift, I know you probably won’t read this, but I was wondering if u could do a video talking about life and how to stay out of boredom and the feeling of being depressed. You’re the only asmrtist out there I like it would be much appreciated
I used to rule the world Chunks would load when I gave the word Now every night I go stow away Hide from the mobs I used to slay They once were terrified Every time I looked into their eyes Villagers would cheer my way For a hero I was, that's what they'd say One minute we had it all Next our world began to fall Away from all that it had once become They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb I gaze off into the boundless skyline Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield And hope one day that this chaos and Destruction turns for the better Never a bow in hand That was when I ruled the land It was the creepers and Skeletons Blew down the doors and boxed us in Arrows whizzing by like streaks of light I tried all that I could to stay and fight As the undead roamed the street Families broken at my feet Life itself suspended by a thread Oh, why is it that I wasn't dead I gaze off into the boundless skyline Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield If this battle should leave me slain I know that Herobrine will call my name Better to take a stand That was when I ruled the land I gaze off into the boundless skyline Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield If this battle should leave me slain I know that Herobrine will call my name Better to take a stand That was when I ruled the land
The video-game man: "Imagine..."
Me: "Ah shit, here we go again"
If you will....
A dystopian world
Alright let’s do this one last time...
Lol I love that part
YeahTheS Under rated comment.
"... but you can call me... whenever you need video games." BAITED SO HARD lol
Lol
My favorite was "You may call me... on a pay phone, any kind of telepathy..."
If you thought that was funny, you need to watch manly asmr
he does this a lot, get used to it
6:02 for anyone wondering
ER, the master of "Oh! I didn't see you there" intros
First because I can
So true
Hey you, your finally awake
@@memeprivileges6871 You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! And what's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening. Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Why do you care? A Nord's last thoughts should be of home. Rorikstead. I'm... I'm from Rorikstead.
...looks like the Thalmor are with him.
General Tullius, sir. The headsman is waiting. Good. Let's get this over with! Shor, Mara, Dibella, Kynareth, Akatosh. Divines, please help me. Look at him. General Tullius the Military Governor. And it looks like the Thalmor are with him. Damn elves. I bet they had something to do with this.
Why are we stopping? Why do you think? End of the line. Let's go. Shouldn't keep the gods waiting for us.
@@yejo4998 I love you for that
1:03 when the gamestop employee catches you playing a game you didn't pay for
Stealing
Grape juice
Under rated comment right here
@@ADAM-Slug Communion
ER: Imagine if you will....
Me: Its big brain time
Yeah this is big brain time
Now I want him to start a video like that
WHAAT?
Zack you’ve never played tuber simulator
Soleh Shaiful bro who liked it when it was on 911 what a waste
28:02 Ok if you can give us THOSE lines without a single trace of smile
...youre a hero
My man Jesus getting with the times. Turned water into a Nintendo Switch. Nice.
wjye lmfao
Turned bones into a GTX 2050 ti and 144hz monitor with curved edges with LED fitted around it
The switch isnt a bad system
And for the second coming he put terraria on it
@@recycled_trash2062 so much wrong with what you just said.
I don't get much anxiety any more, but on these rare occasions where faecal matter hits the spinning rotary blades it's so good to jump into Riftworld for a while.
Dan, rough
Bro that's the most polite way I've ever heard someone say "when shit hits the fan" ever I love it
@@jordigeven8485 Haha thanks dude :D
When the brown stuff hits the spiny thing
Brown hit spin
Rumor has it that even when the video game man rage quits he does it in very ASMR inducing manner
Whispers "fuck this game *starts aggreseivly tapping on his controler* this stupid shit i shot him in the head and i shot first *slowly places the controler down* fuck it, im leaving *tip toe out of the room wilst closing the door slowly with care*
(Quit Scream) aaaaaaaaa...
LMAOOOOOO
🤣🤣
@@DessertEagle99 window breaks in asmr
ER: "Oh, I didn't see you there"
Me: Already liking where this is going
This man literally used to be bald when I started watching him😂 RIFT ON!!!!!
Started watching him in 2012. So crazy to think about
True
Asmr regrows hair
@@rattlock9097 he looks a bit like Keanu Reeves.
@@N.D.G-e5d he acts like him too ...
Is rift an alternate reality Keanu in deep cover secretly warning us that the story hes weaved is true?
Er:if you want any of these games on pc just tell me
Me:oh can I have that one on pc
Er:*continues to go through the games*
Me:I have been backstabbed I have been tricked and quite possibly bamboozled
Lol rvb reference, I love it
Sarge
Orbital RPED 6
Hmmm did someone say back stab? There is a spy creeping around here!
@@iguessthatwilldo7007 Skyrim bandits: "Must've been the wind."
This is what happens when the MUFFIN MAN plays MINECRAFT
Novabow John Mivule lmao
Here he comes, the video game man, the video game man, the video game man.
The muffin man?!
*skeppy wants to know your location*
wut dus life meen The Muffin man!
Uncle E: Imagine, if you will…
_Meanwhile, in an alternate universe…_
Anti-E: Imagine, if you wouldn’t…
You should make a video called "The Man, man" featuring Iggy Manly
That's actually not a bad idea
The manly man man
Unlimited poweeer
BlazingFury the manlier manly man man
" Muscle Man."
"Imagine, if you will..."
At that moment, I fell asleep.
You should play Minecraft asmr again
The good ol' days my friend....
Revisiting the old worlds
I was watching his first vid again the other day
Terraria ASMR
Minecraft for life
The Video Game Man: 1:03:58
Me: Half-Life 3
The Nothing Man: 1:04:53
Underrated
Every one talks about Half-Life 3, but no one seems to want a Portal 3
@@ragnarokbringer5256 I mean, what is there left to say about Aperture Labs? I think pretty much all the loose ends were tied up between Chell, Atlas, and P-Body.
What we really need is the epic crossover
@@endermage77 isn't portal 2 set 50,000 years after half life?
@@virtual212 Indeed it maybe probably is or isn't, my good lad.
Suppose Gordon Freeman and the Resistance crew have to delve into the deepest depths of Aperture while simultaneously trying to fight off both the automated facility programs (on account of GlaDOS would be dead/inactive at this time) and the incursions from the Combine Remnant.
They get here after arriving via the teleporting Borealis dropping them off in the secret dry dock from Portal 2, and spend the second act of the game trying to find an alternats escape route after they find the macguffin and/or lose it and chase in hot pursuit.
This quest will give them the macguffin that they need in order to decisively curbstomp the Combine out of existence oncs and for all.
GAMERS WE NEED INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE OF GAMERS PLEASE UNCLE RIFT
Edit: All hail Burzum
I 2nd.
I 3rd
league* and I 4th
I 5thed
I 6thed
Rift: "But you can call me..."
Me: please say 'thelegend27'
Rift: "Whenever you need videogames"
Me: ;-;
You know of the highly secretive "legend27"? That is classified information.
I’m really early for once. Thanks for the amazing video. It literally came out seconds before me going to sleep
_sweet dreams!_ 😊
Ha I get to watch the full thing and remember it
Been up all night gaming myself. Goodnight to you my friend. I shall rest tol
Uncrowned King goodnight mate
rey.jazzy you too
21:05
Wow that wave of nostalgia just hit me hard.
Haven‘t watched a minute and i‘m already much calmer!
Just basking in his videos presence makes me calm
same, just clicking on one of his videos puts my mind in such a calm state, and that before it even starts, it's incredible.
31:07 they way he says Mario shows how great he is at writing comedy
y
I liked Muffin Man and Comic book Man aswell. But nothing beats the Video Game Man! My new favorite Man... Man..
Until we meet the Man Man. I'm gonna say hes my favorite.
@@mostlyjovial6177 Maaannnn... The Man Man would be the Man!
My favorite will always be the ‘nothing man’.
I love ur video case tapping, it's so much calmer and just much more chill
so you're the final boss
I FORGOT ABOUT THIS CHANNEL HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS CHANNEL ITS SO AMAZING
You know rift your videos are usually so well timed for those of us who sleep under the southern cross.
Honestly oath
ER: *Makes a video about a girl that lives like a scp as she buries your brain*
Also ER:
YES. Simply yes. This is just what I needed. I am such a damn nerd and this satisfies all my needs. My need for sleep, for relaxation, for company and gaming. Wonderful video, uncle E.
Keep it up.
Cheerio!
I actually would love to see a E.R stream where he plays games
Same but like not asmr but him just genuinely gaming like he would normally
Clicking of gamepad's buttons was always one of my best ASMR triggers.
13:08 *rift struggles and sweats as he trys to find out how to remove the controllers*
You fool, the eternal master knows all, how dare you speak irreverently about him. You mere mortal would never understand the vast expanse of knowledge held in the insignificant body he is replicating, for it is hard for anyone, even for his greatness, to hold all of that knowledge in the mere body of a mortal human. It seems you wouldn't understand, for your knowledge doesn't compare to that of a gorbalon fordonolyph.
The master has all if us horny and obeying
*_When you're watching this on a Nintendo Switch_*
This is already my favorite "Marketing" Man. Not only is he the _Video Game_ man, I mean like come on, VIDEO GAMES. But also love all the Nintendo rep.
@@thenamesronni Yeah, same. It's just my phone has been having some problems lately, so I started using the Switch for portable UA-cam OOF
@@ElvinL Paid online actually sucks. I like to blame this on the death of Iwata, Nintendo's former and maybe _the_ best video game president.
I'm watching this on Android... Except my switch is what's running android
@@SK91NO Wait WHA-
@@aIkaIi hax
"I dont know if this is only playstation or xbox as well"
God of war box
"Am I a joke to you?"
You should do The Man Man and sell action figures.
Or slaves
Imagine, if you will...
Buuce Juice r/cursedcomments
tonybalongna explain reddit for me
Katie Koo phew almost thought you were Justin Y. He’s a person who comments on every video on UA-cam
By far my most favorite asmrtist ever
Video Game Man: "Power options: Sleep"
Me: 💤😴💤
Me: huh we are two minutes in why hasn’t he sa..
ER: Imagine, if you will
Me: HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING
yeah "testing" papa rift thats what i said three years ago. im still "testing" games today!
But what if you are testing in a beta test during a test week?
@@MonaGC. :0!
I've been "testing" Skyrim for 8 years now
This is a young man who likes to stay up late playing my games.
*Begin pitch.exe*
"Imagine, if you will …"
I love the fact you enjoy Octopath. One of my personal favorites, and it's nice to see it get attention from creators I enjoy.
I don’t care what I have said before.. this is my new favorite character! 😬🙈
That switch controller gave me the greatest tingles 🤤
I know right it was like one of the best parts of the video
He clearly got into his son's video game collection when he wasn't home.
hes clearly a gamer himself, he needs no one else
@@jace2643 Not sure he's a "real gamer". He thought God of War III was also on Xbox... says enough I think.
@@Casketkrusher_ I'm assuming you're joking, but I'm pretty sure it was just for the idea that video games were banned for such a long time.
@@beshbreaknumber1fan You did watch the video? Well I hope he said that on purpose, but I feel he didn't.
@@Casketkrusher_ I'm hugely doubting he messed that up, even if he did its not because he doesn't know about video games.
I've been waiting for this video to inevitably be made. Thank you, Uncle E.
All of these games make me think back to when I was a kid, aah it's killing me
21:05
Oh it won't hit me that hard- *dark souls 1 hit sound*
*Shows God of War III*
“Not sure if this is only for PlayStation or if it’s on Xbox”
*Game says “Only on PlayStation” in top right corner*
Said kratos was Athenian he was a Spartan 😂
An ASMR video and that’s the only thing to comment?
@@the0neace962 There were several other things I could have commented. Chose not to do so. Watched the whole video though. Did you?
Yep, watch his videos all the time when I’m either working, drawing stuff like that
To be fair, they use "only on x" as a clever marketing tactic for some non - exclusive titles.
IE if they have a pre-order bonus that's only for Xbox sometimes they'll say "only on xbox" in big letters whilst not making buyers note its not about the game itself. Sneaky but uncommon business BS.
Wait I know! The “Movie Man” who owns tons of blu Ray/dvd movies and movie players
Nicky The Greater It’ll come, I’m sure.
I smiled so hard when he broke the format of the whole “but you can call me...”
I love it when the asmr is also telling me a story at the same time.
Is it odd that I am watching this in the middle of the day for pure entertainment?
pete keane not to me alot of people watch asmr whenever
Omg just started the video, I am SO HERE FOR THIS
Can we get a movie man asmr. That would be amazing.
I’ve started getting chills just by “imagine, if you will”
*RISE UP, GAMERS!!!* (and go back to sleep fast af)
What if Ephemeral made a video called The Meme Man?
I fell asleep watching this. I just woke up thanks a lot ER
15:27
Going by this logic, and the pattern of 7 year gaps between console releases, the year these videos take place is 7753.
The Meme Man: Since everything that sparks joy is banned, including memes, a long forgotten form of comedy based on pictures and matching captions, the meme man wanders the vast dimensions of Arkham Asylum to revive those gems of a long gone era.
One day I want to have one of these 'man' videos and the man in question goes "Imagine... nah you've heard this already"
I'm shook that Uncle E. Is not a Final fantasy fun, he looks like the type of guy that would love it!
u know he's a true gamer when he walks around willingly talking with NPCs'
ER: I ' playing-
Me: I swear if he says octopath traveler I-
ER:- octopath traveler
*Crying without a switch*
It's on Steam now I hear :)
54:53 People who have beaten the game and know the lore will understand why did i get a heart attack
Amazing video btw
Why does this guy look like hank from detroit become human
Yes
Oh yeah me krabs
Imagine him sleeping and then a guy comes and says: "wake up, lieutenant"
Bro fax yess
Damn, he phcking does
"So what would you like?"
*clicks buttons 47 times silently staring*
1:18 HUZZAH, a man of quality!
The entity is patient 3192 (might have that # wrong I didn’t check) he is faceless because of getting rid of his features in body modification. He escaped captivity and started to take over the world after the alliances disbanded. He then placed bans and eventually everything and nothing were banned.
ER: "This is what was known as in the 21st century as the Xbox 1, now what one are we on, oh, Xbox 819."
Me: "I knew it would get that high!"
@@taylerdannan1328 Good point, but they did go back to the Xbox 1S and 1X
Nothing beats the literal Xbox 360
1:25 when you literally pull up a picture from the civil war museum
Imagine being a superhero called “video game man”.
Having the abilities to turn into any video game character at any time. Now that will be OP.
*turns into GTA online hacker*
You upload the best asmr videos
Me:walks into game store*
Man:starts scratching a game case*
Me:im out
0:26 when mom says put your game away and go to outside
If you like Survival-Horror, I recommend Darkwood. It would be interesting to see you do a role-play for it.
I really want another Golden Sun game. Also yet another damn good ASMR video. Keep it up ER.
This guy right here is the og of asmr I remember when he barely had a beard and not as much hair and not much grey hair og people of this guy right here like this 😇👌🏽
mf jus came here to comment how old this man is
So long i've been waiting for this
nothing gets me more ready for sleep than some good ol’ vidya
Just saying iv gotta thank you for these ASMR videos they helped heal my depression. So thank you for making them.
Come on man im not tryna sleep ALL day
You have made three comments. Three.
Motivat0r :5 ok
regular show game made me think that you’d do a pretty good impersonation of garrett bobby ferguson with hair and a beard like that
ER covers everything
edit: can we please try and get him to do something clever for the area 51 meme?
you are 6 months too late
I can't hear the word "imagine" without hearing "imagine, if you will".
Uncle E’s son: MoOoom! Dad took my switch again!!!
This is some really cool ASMR man thanks Rift!
That one entity be laughing while eating Doritos, drinking Mountain Dew and playing halo in his room.
0:36 your excuse when your playing the game when you were banned from it from your parents
Fallout 3 asmr gameplay should make a comeback!!!
Im more fascinated to listen to the story he’s telling rather than sleeping lol even though I’ve nearly fell asleep multiple times
Rift. If you haven't already check out "Unravel". It would be perfect for ASMR
He needed to have bootleg games for this one to make it more real or at least as real as you can with this videos
Rift, I know you probably won’t read this, but I was wondering if u could do a video talking about life and how to stay out of boredom and the feeling of being depressed. You’re the only asmrtist out there I like it would be much appreciated
There are acually some videos like that
Smirnov Dmitry true, I would like to see an updated version tho, it’s been a long time.
Hii I haven’t watched your vids in ages but every time I watch them they are always just as amazing as the ones I’ve seen before 😃
I used to rule the world
Chunks would load when I gave the word
Now every night I go stow away
Hide from the mobs I used to slay
They once were terrified
Every time I looked into their eyes
Villagers would cheer my way
For a hero I was, that's what they'd say
One minute we had it all
Next our world began to fall
Away from all that it had once become
They all cried for my help, but I stood there numb
I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
And hope one day that this chaos and
Destruction turns for the better
Never a bow in hand
That was when I ruled the land
It was the creepers and Skeletons
Blew down the doors and boxed us in
Arrows whizzing by like streaks of light
I tried all that I could to stay and fight
As the undead roamed the street
Families broken at my feet
Life itself suspended by a thread
Oh, why is it that I wasn't dead
I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
If this battle should leave me slain
I know that Herobrine will call my name
Better to take a stand
That was when I ruled the land
I gaze off into the boundless skyline
Noteblock choirs playing in the sunshine
Turn 'round pick up my sword and wield
The blade that once forced evil mobs to yield
If this battle should leave me slain
I know that Herobrine will call my name
Better to take a stand
That was when I ruled the land
Holy shit
9:06 - 10:52 amazing😢🤔
i love your imagination and messages in your videos
Greetings from luxembourg✌️