YTP | The Joogle Book 🐍
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- Опубліковано 20 жов 2024
- Fine teacher you are..🐍
🎞️Jungle Book YTP
Extended Remix - • Gotta Take You Back
Original Remix - DJ Davidian - Something is Wrong
• DJ Davidian - Somethin...
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How to Party like a wolf:
Step 1: Kick a friend out of your group
Step 2: Let someone else in the group
Step 3: Turn on some music
Step 4: Have everyone nod their heads
Yessss. Boi you are so right. XD
@QGacha_Katlyn_GachaQ same
Man, wolves are jerks.
I would do it
Yeah
*"LET ME EAT YOU NOW"*
*"I mean kiss me * wierd noise*"*
*"WHAT IS GOING ON!?"*
*"WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER"*
The last one is me on school days
Ditto on the last one.
"I mean kiss me"
FBI OPEN UP!
and then just…. *snort* *hack* *snort* *hack*
… OPEN UP
Alright, that's it!
Toy Story got that audio.
"You can believe in *BEES* "
"I wouldn't recommend it"
"Trust in ME"
"Alright That's it!"
LOL
@@CecilyCampbell RIP Qwistoff
Bees are important though. :)
Johann Orozco they are important, but not as important as depicted in the bee movie there are plenty of other pollinators willing to take the job. Did you ask? No. Did you say they were as important as in the bee movie? No. So this reply is utterly useless.
1:30 Honestly that's me watching these YTPs
and I mean that in a good way
Anyways, what's that song on 0:25?
I don’t know
It might be a remix of strange talk- picking up all the pieces (maybe even theFatRat remix)
1:30 What movie is that?
I love how he includes himself in his own YTPs. XD
did you say anything of jungle book
But he "got carried away!" by a snake, and got hypnotized by it 😂
@Jacob Guimond-Kobzisty ahem. Family-friendly YTP on a family-friendly channel that your commenting on...
Oh I hate to think what will happen
I include my mascot in my YTPs
2:30
"You have no idea how stupid you are"
The moment that Kaa, a serpent with hypnotic powers, popular icon of DeviantArt for some bizarre reason, mentor of Mowgli in the book and voiced by Sterling Holloway, the same person who voiced Winnie-the-Pooh, lays down a sick burn on Shere Khan is the day I laugh my ass off!
“Baloo don’t just stand there, it’s getting away!”
“Who disturbs my slumber! Ah!”
Dude, you need to stop making these so funny. My ribs can’t handle it.
Gimme Me Back My Man-cub Ha Ha No
Nicholas Blaschke okay u asked for it! (gets knocked out by banging intro tree)
legit the best part of the video
Mine can't either 😂
Lol Ikr
2:39 Baloo: Look, Mowgli, I've been trying all morning to tell ya...
*I've gotta take you back remix starts abruptly*
*Have a banana*
Shots fired
*Have TWO bananas*
Dead
Edit: Thanks for the 1000 Likes!
Edit Edit: Dang it, editing this comment unpinned it. 😑
Don't play with bananas kids
The Great Banana War Of 1967.
Also... 3:54 You got me.
👌
@@QwistoffYTP Reminds me of a scene of bananas from the movie Horton Hears a Who.
King Louie: Have a banana.
(That banana is a banana gun, and Mowgli screams like an idiot) XD
TWO bananas, and he held 3 fingers. Talk about knowledge 😂😂
1:08
"Gimme back my man cub!"
'ehehe, no."
"Okay you asked for it ---'
Do
1:12 What was that song?
@@TheAlpacaLoverandStingFanatic it’s not a song it’s just some slow thing In the movie
"Ooh! Fine teaching you are."
...
"Thanks."
@@ECAnimations *meanwhile*
Kaa(Angrily Scary Voice): WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER!?!
Shere Khan: 8o Aaahhh.
(Kaa snorting like crazy, best part)
Shere Khan: :[
(Kaa sighs)
Shere Khan: Indeed. >:[
Kaa: Let me show you my ssssinuses work.
(Again with Kaa's snorting, I can't stop laughing)
(Shere Khan smashes Kaa's head, and Kaa 'mmpphh')
Shere Khan: I have no time for that sort of nonsense. ( Party pooper >:( )
Thats the best part
That voice is actually one of the characters in Aladdin.
Tails the Fox Cave of Wonders.
@@daniloveljkovic8889 Danke sein for that.
I am looking for shere khan
You are so stupid
I'm most partial to 2:58-4:02. Between Baloo getting literally butt munched, and Louie accidentally destroying his temple with bananas, with one of his subjects even calling him out on it, how could I not find the entire segment hilarious?
Me too.
4:30 Puss In Boots:
How could you do this to me?
Louie is the best too bad there was not more of him
1:47, best cameo ever!
im Just in the water (laghing)
1:48 ahhhhhh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1:46 do you mean
@@old252 e
@@old252 1:49
2:02 this is even funnier when you realize the same actor voiced both Kaa and Winnie The Pooh
True
The first voice of Winnie the Pooh (Sterling Holloway). I only say this because most people my age remember Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh.
*_The joogle book is my favorite story!_*
its a discription oddeysey
Teacher: So, give us your book report.
Me: *_The Joogle Book._*
@Scp 939 Oh great an SCP! KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS!
Why i come back here:
1:44
2:07
2:12
2:42
(3:54 just pointing out, he said two bananas but he put up three fingers)
4:24
1:27 i forgot sum
Moth moth more like MOTHRA
He’s an Orangutan it’s showing that he isn’t that smart
if you rapetly press 1:44 it sound like E E E E E E E E E E E E
R.I.P. Baloo's butt
(1967-2018)
Edit: Thanks for the likes and a heart
Really
Hey.. when in rome, believe in *BEES*
Guess there's not gonna be anymore art of rule34 or e621 for him now is there?
"e621"
I see you're a man of culture as well.
I didn’t know Baloo’s butt is a human!
3:41 OwO
This is probably the best Joogle Book YTP I've seen since Waxonator's masterpieces
Holy shit, someone who isn't me remembers Waxonator, the king of UA-cam Poop.
Mowgli can't enjoy his Bananas
Yeah waxonator was a legend ❤️ qwistoff is like the same level
How could you do this to me?!
One comment: 1 year ago
This one: 12 months ago
3:32 He still can sit after all those bites? lol
**When you upload a video**
*WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER*
I did
Me when my alarm goes off
Ah
Me to
Kaa: WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?
shere khan: oh.
*snorting madness*
3:05 Poor Baloo
I laughed too much
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OMGOODNESS! I literally commented the same exact thing without even reading your comment!! 🤣
I couldn't stop laughing! XD
Lol 3:06
Baloo's reaction at 3:06!XD Perfect choice for the thumbnail!
Callahaine Can you blame him? Those teeth went in DEEP!
Watch at 0.25 speed
This was a beautiful Christmas present, thank you Qwistoff
;3
@@QwistoffYTP1:44 did you made this?
3:04 The idea of Baloo minding his own business and receiving a gratuitous bite in the ass is just hilarious!
I guess anyone who sticks their ass in Khan's face should be ready for him to take a bite!
Baloo learned his lesson... now he'll never bend over to show off his big butt again!
I agree, but if someone bites me in the ass I'll kick their ass
2:07 Oh God Kaa
Kaa just levelled up
The Python of Wonders.
0-0 Pls helpe meh...
I love how Rama is not even angry even after Bagheera calls him a sucker, he's just totally confused because of the complete lack of logic. My favorite segment for sure
There is no time to lose, it is time to party
1:42 Lion King + Jungle Book LOL XD
luke thomas even tho there remakes have the same logo version
You have just made a very good STEAK
UA-cam Starfer Kaa should have said: “You have just made a delisssious STEAK.”
Go to STEAK
Oh yea
Very goodie STEAK
4:09
1:44
Kaa has had enough of Qwistoff's bullcrap!
Kaa squeezes Qwistoff in his coils
So He Hypnotized Qwistoff To Not Make Jungle Book UA-cam Poops Anymore
Bro would not let him play his phone
Kaa: IM GONNA KILL YOU
Qwistoff: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
@@NoahTheAmbitiouswhy didn’t anybody draw that?
2:07 Ahh, the Kaa of Wonders, my favorite
Kaa of Wonders, Ragh
2:13 to 2:19
Kaa: **Snorting Intensifies**
Shere Khan: “Indeed...”
Me: 😂😂😂
"Let me show you how my sinuses work."
Oinking like a pig 2:13
It's funny how in that one part he put in Buzz's line, "Not today!", from "Toy Story 2" because CoolZDanethe5th had Bagheera as Buzz in his "Toy Story" spoof, "Mammal Story".
Link plz
1:28 K i s s m e ! M m m m m m (Shrek)
Looks Like Who's Been Hanging Out With Farquaad
😏
WHAT IS GOING ON!?!??
@@joevitalez28 you dont trust me
1:27
1:49 that scream after he’s coiled 🤣
1:48
@@TheLookyus the only character that realized they are being under control for YTP.
@@EnchantedSmellyWolf1:47
1:11 *When you're half asleep, at 3 am, and you need to go to the bathroom*,
0:49 *When you do gymnastics and think you won but ruin your shot*
You can believe in *BEES..*
I wouldn't recommend it.
I wouldn't recommend it
I wouldn't recommend it either
@@mrsaltylion "Alright, that's it."
Lol wut
Another good YTP Qwistoff, good job! I love the part when the wolf says: "Time to party." and the wolves are nodding to the music, and Bagheera is maybe thinking: "Oh god plz stop."
Bagheera just doesn't like parties I guess. ;-)
Bagheera would rather make good steak
Well, he would. Good one Qwistoff! 😁
Merry Christmas Qwistoff! And yet you bring us an early Christmas present! Hilarious and love it as usual!
the *j o o g l e* book is my favourite story!
along with Stephen King's book called *T I T*
0:01 Many strange legends of G- NOW WHAT!?!
3:46
B.
-buzz's voice- NOT TODAY
-normal voice- Baloo!
Finally someone noticed
1:44 - 1:51
Kaa (even though it's woody's voice x3): Alright that's it!
*GRABS QWISTOFF*
Kaa: IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Qwistoff: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Me: *Holds up a giant hammer at kaa* Not today... T_T
Edit: Sorry I comment this for fun x3
At least somebody wants to save me 😂
Qwistoff YTP Me: 😂 anyway your welcome :3
The sound was from Toy story and Madagascar
Me: F##k you *kills Diamondgirl Pony and Friends* Kaa: Thank you
Me: Knife!
2:07 *wHaT Ya DoINg In MY SWaMP?!?*
😨 ah I’m traumatise
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Thank you for your gift!
Many strange legends of-
(stutter in disbelief)
NOW WHAT?!
If I ever made a Jungle Book YTP, it’d be called “The Bookgle Jun”.
make one,IBEEEEELEAVE IN YO(*fades away*)
Get this one: "The Bungle Jook," ~or~ "Khob Lgnuj"!
Do it then it would be comedy gold
The Boogle Junk.
I love how these always have musical sections.
okay the part with the bananas got me pretty good
3:05 to 3:48
Me: “Poor Baloo...” 😂
Excellent job, dude! ;D Merry Christmas!
i feel you
3:06 STEAM TRAIN INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3:06 to 3:07 Real steam locomotives built in India 1893!
*time to party*
0:42 “don’t turn your back on me” instant Lion King YTP flashbacks
*Believe in bees*
(Insert Nicolas Cage meme here)
NOT THE BEES
I wouldn't recommend it.
@@ECAnimations Trust in ME
@@Elvie_Eddsworld Alright, that's it.
Umm... actually its, "The Google Book" to be precise!
I actually commented that on the vid kaa is sad
OMG! The editing is just so brilliant on this one! YTP definitely needs more of that!
2:58,1,2,9,10 ROAR!!!!!!!!!!! (bites baloo's but)😂😂😂😂😄😄😄😄😄
Butt
Oooooooow
0:16 "Sucker..."
Not Nice Bagheera
Time to party (unidentifiable unintelligible retro music))
Lol bagheera is a savage! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3:02 XD I cried and laughed so much here
Have two bananas 🍌..
(Holds up three fingers)
Me:Ok
1:20
“Fine teacher, you are!”
“Thanks.”
"You can belive in bees."
"I wouldn't recommend it."
Who gets it? 😂😂😂😂😂
I do. Since Pacha/John Goodman was also in Bee Movie as a villain.
I love this one!! Your YTPs are so original and not stupid. A lot of them have weird stuff in them. Yours are unique. You add different stuff and make it funny. You’re one of the very few ppl I subscribe to that do YTPs.
YTP goodzilla 2014
0:01 One of the best parts.
1:46 Bravo on that part
3:49 is one of the best part, that because when king Louie had two bananas it made a nuke to destroy the temple
Thanks to qwistoff for making this YTP it was so funny I died laughing 😂 I hope we have more like this
I love Baloo's solo! And I also love Clayton's voice: OH NO! ITS GETTING AWAY!!! 😂😂😂😂 BEST VIDEO EVER!! I love this mate! Keep it up, Qwistoff!
Bagheera: "fine teacher you are"
Baloo: (lies unconscious) "thanks."
One... two... NINE TEN!!!!!
4:10 Kaa: You have just made a very gold steak, my friend.
Good
Now, now now aaaaaaaa
Qwistoff, Kaa carried you off! Did you make it out alive?! I hope you did!😱
*sees end card at the end of the video with Qwistoff hypnotized* Spoiler alert, by the way
Oh well, hah. I guess you did. I think?😐
Only just 😵
@@QwistoffYTP Hope you're into some kinky stuff, Qwistoff.
First kaa wanted a kiss... then he grabs qwistoff... and the he was shown hypnotized...
*CALLING IN THE JUNGLE SPECIAL OPS TEAM, WE NEED TO GET THIS LAD OUTTA THERE*
that picture was kinda cute tho. Nice art
3:06 when you step on a lego
I don’t have a favorite part, BECAUSE IT’S TOO HILARIOUS!
2:07 When someone wakes me up, and it's not a school day
This came out in my recommendation
1:46 I'm sorry Kaa got on your case, but at least it lead to that great bit of animation there! Your skills are more impressive than I anticipated!
2:02 this speaks for itself
Baloo's butt is basically Shere Khan's new chewing toy ! XD
1:44-1:48 Kaa’s reaction when he’s fed up seeing what the Internet has done to him.
this YTP was pretty damn hilarious ^^D
4:30 😂 Puss in boots: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME 😡
1:27 Kaa: I mean *KISS ME MMMM🤣🤣😂😂😂*
Mowgli: *What is going on?*
😂😂😂😂😂
When Shere Khan rolled his eyes at 2:35, it about killed me from laughing so hard
He doesn’t know what an eye roll is!
2:02 *WRONG MOVIE KAA😂😂😂*
Can you do a Jungle Book 2 YTP?
But, that's another guilty pleasure movie like Mulan 2!
Kevin Ha so an edit of it could be really memetastic
There will be to many who disturbs my slumbers!
I would like that
3:06 you when you hit your finger with a hammer
I'm losing it at 1:13. 😂😂😂. I was laughing for 3 straight minutes!
I know I'm very late to comment on this, but: this was the first of your YTPs that I saw, and ever since since I've been ADDICTED to watching them. Keep doing what you're doing!
Qwistoff YTP Squad! Assemble!
Kaa: 0.0
that banana gag at 3:48 LMAO - i can't * wheeze
Merry Christmas Qwistoff!!
This the funniest YTP video I ever saw! I grew up watching "The Jungle Book" as a kid and it's still my all-time favorite Disney movie! Here are my favorite parts from the video.
"There's no time to lose. Time to party!" Wolf pack dances over the loss of Rama
"I'm gonna kill Mowgli!! (Roars and knocks Mowgli)
"I Gotta Take You Back!"
Shere Khan stares at Kaa snorting
Louie ricochets too many bananas into Mowgli's mouth and destroys his kingdom with them! "HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO US!!"
Nooo! =^o
Kaa carried you away? _I hate to think what'll happen!_ (1:54)
i'm just a little black raincloud.
*WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?!*
My favourite part is when Baloo Just Walk Away!!!!😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣
Bananas; they look and taste good, but can be a very deadly weapon if used wrongly.
4:10 to 4:15
Kaa: “You have just made a very good steak my friend...”
Me: 😂🤣😂🤣😂