@@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes *Fires laser everywhere* Hold you're fire! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hey a laser! It's a little light bulb that blinks! *Don't play with lasers*
Latso: You’re Safe now Woody: That’s a lie! Latso: I think this Cowboy needs to learn himself some manners! Woody: Stay away! Latso: I’m a hugger! Woody: Ya I know, it’s getting on my nerves!
1:21 Woody: Uh guys, we need a lunch meeting! Hamm: Ah, you can't be serious! *gets cooked in an oven* Woody: Perfect. Mr. Potato Head: Murderer! Great job. 😆👏👍
2:00 "Daycare is a sassy place for lonely old sad toys who had sad days." "Fine. Just wait until you see what *_SAAAAAAAAAAAGHD!!!!_* lonely, old, washed up toys" I think I broke my laugh box from that.
Woody: But we all knew this job wasn’t about YOU, it’s about.. Jessie: Being there for Andy, we kno.. Woody: Shut Up!! This isn’t about ANDY, it’s about ME!!!!!!! 👈🏻 Buzz: What!? Me: Same here! 🤣 MR Potato Head!: Get it through your noggen, Andy doesn’t want YOU! Woody: 😡 AHHHHHHHH!!! AHH! AHHHHH! (Kills Potato Head) Me: 😆
Lotzo: You're safe now. Woody: That's a lie. Lotzo: I think this cowboy needs to learn himself some manners. Woody: Stay away. Lotzo: *I'm a hugger!* Woody: Yeah, I know. It's *GETTING ON MY NERVES!*
Why does Woody hate Buzz so much? Is it all the schmoes or is it because he never got that bonding strip for his spaceship? Great video, as always, Qwistoff! :)
4:01 buzz: "I DEMAND TO TALK TO WOODY" Lotso: "GRANTED" Woody: "Oh ho ho ho k uuuuwoh so you want to the hard way huh" Buzz: "NOOOOO!" woody: "AAAAAA" Yes this took a lot of editing to get it right.
Buzz Lightyear: What's important now is we stay together Woody: No. Buzz: *Closes helmet with a woosh* DIRECTED BY MR. LIGHTBEER After that epic performance, Bud should direct more Disney movies🤣🤣🤣
Every day when I’m looking for something I always say “ *where’s that bonding strip?!* “ It’s so funny to see you make that reference too! I thought I was the only one!
If im defusing a bomb and see a notification for a ytp i stop everything and watchit
DreamsRcolors lol
Bomb later, video now
DreamsRcolors is there going to be a toy toy 4
Because that's what heroes do
What if you're humping your neighbour?
Jesse: Being there for Andy. We kno-
Woody: SHUT UP!
My favorite part of the video.
Only woody's word matters
@@QwistoffYTP (beats sheriff down for that)
King Bash mine too I am laughing so hard
Stob is not cutis is funi is gut
Me too
“Oh WeL we tRiED.”
- Rex 2020
1999 actually
R/whoooos
Tribal island toe jammer RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR//////// WHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHH
Tribal island toe jammer ever heard of R/Bonehurtingjuice
Buzz: "I demand to lodge a complaint!"
Lots-o: "Request *DENIED!"*
Buzz: ... Where's that bonding strip?
Woody: *Facepalm* Buzz
WHY
That's my favourite part
Buzz:HOW DARE YOU!!!!
Your BONDING STRIP is IN THE ATTIC!!!!!!
0:27 eViL uNiVeRsAl
Most epic cross over in hi history 👌
0:40
“What? Whaaaaaat? It’s plastic!”
Too good
Very funny that part of the ytp
* M O N K E Y S*
* Evil laughing*
Woody. JUST PUSH IT
Buzz: PUSH IT
Potato head: What the…
🤣
@@kayshaduke5080 “what the…?”
@@AnEffingPinkCatThatBreathes *Fires laser everywhere*
Hold you're fire!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hey a laser!
It's a little light bulb that blinks! *Don't play with lasers*
Woody and monkey:can you feel the love... Buzz: wHerS tHaT BonDiNg StRiP
*wai-*
oh no, it's one of those people
Happy?
This is serious buzz!
“Evil Universal!”
Yeah, they made Cats for crying out loud!
They also ruined Street Fighter: The Ultimate Battle, DooM, Warcraft: The Beginning and DooM: Annihilation.
@David Spencer
Fox was ruined to start with.
They even ruined Marvel's X-Men, Fantastic 4, Daredevil and Elektra. Until Disney out classed them.
If Universal was evil, did the Fast & Furious franchise flop???
David Spencer but if Disney didn’t buy Fox, we wouldn’t have The Simpsons on Disney+
welp, that’s business.
4:22 So that's where Buzz's bonding strip went.
Oh man, you're right! 😆
Qwistoff YTP buzz must get his revenge!!!!!!
A BONDING STRIP is something you hold.
1:43 being there for Andy we- SHUT UP
I always thought in the movie they should shut up!
Jessie: "Being there for Andy we kno-"
Woody: "SHUT UP!"
Jessie: *Excuse me face*
LMAO!
This is about Woody. No one else matters.
_"Well hello there..."_
_"You're not going Anywhere"_
subscribe to me
General Kenobi
"1st thing you gotta know about me, I'm a killer!"
Lol
*"Oh WeLl We TriEd"*
Sure you did
Haha
Me after trying to get up from my bed
The creators of the old sonic design be like
R.I.P Woody.
0:24 Woody: **dies**
Rex: “oh well we tried”
Woody: Stromboli you’ve done it!
*Universal theme plays*
Evil Universal!
😂
Woody: What what it's a plastic
*then the barrel was exploded*
*Woody screams*
2:12 I was LITERALLY laughing my head off for an hour straight at this 😂
1:50
2:11
IN THE ATTIC!!!
Buzz: What's important is that we stay together.
Woody: No
*Buzz closes his helmet in anger*
I no joke lost it.
Buzz: "You can do it Woody!"
Me: "I don't think he can't do it."
Love that part! XD 3:27
Shawn Mante Woody: AAHH!!!
I must get back to repairing MY SHIP
@@no8907 Woody cound´t do it
Woody: YOU´RE STUPID BUZZ! >:(
@@Maxolian1 I must get back to repairing 3:32 my S H I P
4:31:
"Ah, great! G R E A T !"
*_We ArE gOnNa DiE._*
Yes hehe
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZ!!!!!
Alien.exe has stopped working.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
It almost feels like everyone in this ytp is a murderer
ソロモン that’s cuz they are
Especially Woody
@GamingForward stop saying that
wHY?
@@kawaiidogmonster4151 wow one of my favorite characters was a murderer, thats why i love woody XD
2:28 Well that plot twist came further before than I remember.
1:40 "We've always said this job isn't about YOU!!! It's about…"
"Being there for Andy, we know-"
"SHUT UP!!!"
This job isn’t about Andy. It’s about me!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one
" W H A T ? "
Get it through your vinyl noggin, Woody. Andy doesn’t want you.
Give it a vinal noggin Woody; Andy doesn’t want you.
Buzz: *breaths*
Woody: So you have chosen death
"The perfect trilogy doesn't exist!"
Qwistoff: Hold my beer....
Hold my bonding strip
*lightbeer
364 teas*
the quadruplegy
You stay away from beer
*"Hello There!"*
*"You're not going anywhere."*
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Fantastic 2 no u
lol
😂
I need to get a gun
Legend has it that Buzz is still looking for that bonding strip.
2:24
It's nice! The door has a rainbow! =D
(That part cracked me up comedy genius XD)
3:04
I demand to lodge a complaint!
Request *DENIED!*
*W h e r e ' s t h a t b o n d i n g s t r i p ?*
Oh, Buzz!
0:40 What? What? It's Plastic! (EXPLOSION) AHHHHH!!!!!!
Woody dies
Rex: Oh well we tried
Me: 🤣
Latso: You’re Safe now
Woody: That’s a lie!
Latso: I think this Cowboy needs to learn himself some manners!
Woody: Stay away!
Latso: I’m a hugger!
Woody: Ya I know, it’s getting on my nerves!
SPIDERMAN Forever! Same here
100th like :)
Lmao
4:16 best one, same like in the actual scene 👌😂
Buzz: I demand to lodge a complaint
Lotso: Request DENIED!
Where’s that bonding strip?
@@Thetakerover9762 And another thing..
STOP with this space man thing! It's getting on my nerves
"Daycare is a sassy place for lonely old sad toys who have sad days."
"ALRIGHT, CALM DOWN!"
😂😂
wait til you see what SAAAD lonely old toys are like 😂😂
No both of you Calm Down
Hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆
Quistoff’s Woody is more evil than Universal!
Well, he was initially a lot more evil in the original movie script. ^_^'
@@lululuvscats yeah, but alot of it was too inappropriate for kids
Lotso: I’m a hugger.
Woody: Yeah I know it’s getting on my nerves!
1:13
“Hey a laser.”
“It’s a little lightbulb that blinks.”
Underated comment
That's why Qwistoff tells you to not play with lasers
3:05 Request DENIED! was a funny scene lol
25 years later and Buzz is still looking for his bonding strip
26 and counting
Hahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:10 RIP Mr Potato Head (1995-2010)
Oh buzz
@@Nolyswag1 27 and counting
Buzz: whats important now is we stay together
Woody: no
Buzz: *angry putting helmet noises*
Buzz: GET OUT!
“All of you are trash!” Well Woody is kinda right.
Forky: *TRasH?*
304LighthouseBasement
huh
r u a universal studios editor?
@@Kwazii0 he was putting you, *IN THE TRASH!*
5:09 made me laugh even with captions on
3:27
Buzz: you can do it woody
Woody: ahhhh
4:37 Woody's ultimate "Endgame" sacrifice.
Is Woody flipping the bird?
Woody: He was putting Aliens IN THE ATTIC (Movie)
4:15 I never laughed that hard and so loud before lol
1:50
"WHERE IS THAT BONDING STRIP?"
I love this phrase:))
My favourite part. 3:10
5:11 that is the greatest idea ever
Random comment:
If you still haven’t had Stromboli yet, Stromboli forces you to eat it in front of the camera
@@eliaspeter7689 *Stromboli is a food. duh.*
And then he'll knock-a you silly
1:21 Woody: Uh guys, we need a lunch meeting!
Hamm: Ah, you can't be serious! *gets cooked in an oven*
Woody: Perfect.
Mr. Potato Head: Murderer!
Great job. 😆👏👍
Buzz: *woody is kinda sus*
@@summergolding1539 *Woody was The Imposter* *0 imposters remain*
Ah, first off… *attacks Buzz*
@@ChristopherBerdebes did you see the evil universal (0:27)
@Gabriel_Playz Yeah he's Sus woody
1:07 the real death star 2 destruction
2:00 "Daycare is a sassy place for lonely old sad toys who had sad days."
"Fine. Just wait until you see what *_SAAAAAAAAAAAGHD!!!!_* lonely, old, washed up toys"
I think I broke my laugh box from that.
Both of you! Calm down!
@@Memefan
IN. THE. AATAAAC!!
IN. THE. AATAAAC!!
THE! *THE!* AATAAAC!!
THE! *THE! A A T A A A C ! !*
Calm down now guys let’s just keep this in perspective
@@Memefan IN THE ATTIC IN THE ATTIC THE THE ATTIC THE THE ATTIC
@lazermariobros3749 Woody is nice. See at the door has a rainbow on it
“First thing you gotta know about me”
“IM A KILLER”
I heard it as "I'm a Hitler."
I heard 'kiddler'
A W W W W W L O O K A T Y O U A L L
Lotso: hugs I’m a killer.me: oh no Stromboli’s using his tactics on lotso
Buzz: Where's that bonding strip?!
Woody: IN THE ATTIC!!!
Mr. Potato Head: Gettin' kinda tense aren't ya
Woody: What, What? It’s plastic.
*b o o m*
Woody: *A A A A-*
*how wrong was he*
@@CTTE06 *M O N K E Y S*
Don’t play with lasers
*_M o N k E y S_*
It was a plastic 🧨 explosive
1:10 STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP
0:27 Buzz Lightyear: EVIL UNIVERSAL! Universal: THAT'S MR EVIL UNIVERSAL TO YOU-
1:54 MY FAVORITE PART
SAME
Woody: But we all knew this job wasn’t about YOU, it’s about..
Jessie: Being there for Andy, we kno..
Woody: Shut Up!!
This isn’t about ANDY, it’s about ME!!!!!!! 👈🏻
Buzz: What!?
Me: Same here! 🤣
MR Potato Head!: Get it through your noggen, Andy doesn’t want YOU!
Woody: 😡 AHHHHHHHH!!! AHH! AHHHHH! (Kills Potato Head)
Me: 😆
@Ayrton Michel Lopes Leal Lopes Leal !
Buzz: Hold on woody!
You can do it woody!
*explosion kills woody*
Buzz: I must get back to repairing MY SHIP!
Me: 😆
Sleep Kirby6472Same here! 😂😂🥵
@Ayrton Michel Lopes Leal Lopes Leal it's so funny
Yelp
Lotzo: You're safe now.
Woody: That's a lie.
Lotzo: I think this cowboy needs to learn himself some manners.
Woody: Stay away.
Lotzo: *I'm a hugger!*
Woody: Yeah, I know. It's *GETTING ON MY NERVES!*
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ok I will sorry
@@crybabyscomfortcrowd
Tonki
@@fantastic2355 no I don't think I will
4:29 Why is that so damn funny? 😂
Buzz: BoNdInG sTrIp
I love it when he says that
The real tragedy of this whole thing is Buzz never found that bonding strip.
1 like = 1 prayer for Buzz
That it tooooo sad
He wanted it but petes like nope! Get out
@@Q-tube1 Yeah remarked on that, I thought this couldn't get any sadder, I was wrong.
F
2:28 Lotso: Well hello there, you’re not going anywhere!
Why does Woody hate Buzz so much? Is it all the schmoes or is it because he never got that bonding strip for his spaceship? Great video, as always, Qwistoff! :)
I bet both
Yeah just why
Yep, I always knew that woody and buzz hated each other all along.
It's for slamming him down after picking him up in toy toy 2
The bonding strip is for the schmoes
3:32 I must go back repairing my ship lmao😂
You got me at "Evil Universal!" 😂
No one:
Rex: "Woody, it's nice! See? The door has a rainbow on it!"
2:22 😂😂😂
*_😏Evil Universal!😏_*
What is so evil about Universal!? 🤣
SPIDERMAN Forever! Illumination being done by the minions
Universal teamed up with Disney's animation rival, DreamWorks.
@@Cruzr1872 *If you don't like minions then keep it to yourself.*
Universal made Cats and Dolittle.
IN THE ATTIC.
Can't wait for the remix!
Finally! We get the Andy and Bonnie fight we've been waiting for!
Woddy: Weve always said this job isnt about u!
Jessie: Being there for Andy. we kno-
Woddy: SHUT UP!
Buzz: I demand a logic complaint!
Latso: Request *DENIED!*
I died laughing XD
Eddie Jones III
“....... where’s that bonding strip?”
Woody: oh buzz *rubs forehead*
Same xD
If you remember this you’re an og
“I am Mrs Nesbit”
“Oh Really?”
Yes
1 like = 1 og
4:01
buzz: "I DEMAND TO TALK TO WOODY"
Lotso: "GRANTED"
Woody: "Oh ho ho ho k uuuuwoh so you want to the hard way huh"
Buzz: "NOOOOO!"
woody: "AAAAAA"
Yes this took a lot of editing to get it right.
TOY TOY IV: WOODY IS THE BAD GUY ONCE MORE
just saying but woody said "Oh-ho! oh-ho-ho, Kay! Ohh, ah! So you want to do it the hard way, huh?"
Ooh s
I guess lotso switched woody to demo mode
0:25 Oh well we tried.
2:12 Currently playing “♪ IN THE ATTIC!! ♪ “
My favorite,
IN THE ATTIC
Woody: "Just push it."
Buzz: "Push it."
Me: Push it real good..
When Qwistoff uploads 4:16
0:41
Woody: What? Whaaaaaat? It’s _plastic_
Universal: So you have chosen death
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@@fantastic2355 why?
Arent they made of plastick?
woody: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
How wrong he was.
3:18 aaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
It translates to weeeeeeeee!
Hold on woody
You can do it Woody!
AAHH
I must get back to repairing. My ship
Unhand me you cowards! I demand to talk to Lotso!
Request granted!
Excellent, I'll go get my BONDING STRIP!
0:18
I love how they’re still talking 😂
2:12 IN THE ATTIC! (Pretty catchy)
1:23 If that's for the lunch meeting, I wonder what's for dinner then?
Ahaa, Ahaaaaaa...
MorimotoYTP fries
Potato salad
Hor-
PATATO HEADS
4:28
Woody’s group: *Sneaking*
Alien toy: *Windows 99 crashes*
Woody:.. All great, GREAT we’re going to die..
Me: 😂
Blue alien screen of death
I agree
Until Green Screen Of YTP Existed
Green Screen Of Death XDDDDDDD
Jessie: welp, they ded
2:56 Scary laugh. He ha ha! >:)
1:53 Mental Breakdown
The beginning with a dark woody and the laugh is funny.
5:22: who's say give me a toy, man
Bonnie
0:25 *"Oh WeLl, wHe TrIeD."*
rex savageness increased by 99%
Woody: What? Whaaaaat!? It's Plastic!
*my favorite part of the video*
Boy He was Wrong!
3:16 Woody Pride From Star Command? I Laughed Forever. 🤣🤣
Woody: “You got a date with justice after...” The train: falling off a cliff while they are on it talking.
Here’s something else I found funny. This is not about you or staying together or Andy this is about me.
4:52 I think that's our que to spam "Do TOy ToY fOR PlEz!"
Do it plox
Buzz Lightyear: What's important now is we stay together
Woody: No.
Buzz: *Closes helmet with a woosh*
DIRECTED BY MR. LIGHTBEER
After that epic performance, Bud should direct more Disney movies🤣🤣🤣
2:45
That's how i was like when i went to daycare
Never happened to me I might have been shy
Thx for the free time stamp
Wait a minute I saw a comment just like this one!!
3:03
Buzz: I demand to lodge a complaint.
Lotso: Request DENIED
Every day when I’m looking for something I always say “ *where’s that bonding strip?!* “ It’s so funny to see you make that reference too! I thought I was the only one!
5:14 The catchphrase we all know and love
tHeReS a sNaKe iN mY bOoT
everybody gangsta till a snake really in his boot
Woody: "But Andy wants you in the trash"
Buzz: "are mission with Andy is complete Woody."
Woody: "No all of you are trash."
Forky: "Trash?"
4:44
4:09 If Woody ACTUALLY murdered Buzz Lightyear
3:07 Buzz: Where's that Bonding strip?
Me: Do you really need some tape here?
0:25 Rex: oh well. We tried.
Me: oh well. He died. XD
Evil Universal Plays