"Folks, I'm a Muslim now. And people are saying, they've never seen a Muslim as good as me. Inshallah, I'm serious. In fact I spoke to Allah the other day, he's a great guy. Listen to this, he said I was the best Muslim. He said "Donald, I've never seen a Muslim like you before". It's true! But we love Muhammad now. He's our prophet. He's the best, isn't he the best? Not like Obama. I went to Mosque the other day, and there were so many people there. So many people there to see me, and to see me pray."
We love Sunni Islam, don't we folks? I have to tell you, it's got the best teachings. So wise. Very smart. Abu Bakr too, he's real smart, and handsome too. Just look at him, big strong guy. We all know he's the rightful successor. Don't listen to washed up psycho Ali! A sick scammer!
@@bt404 I think a dig at how his travel shows used to film in locations that were embroiled in active social/economic/military conflicts. I felt Bourdain was trying to "raise awareness" through it, but I can also see how it comes of as soyfacing at live mortar shells for money.
The boys almost nail it when they say "isn't this just a way for the republicans to not deal with Trump." This is pro DeSantis. DeSantis can offer Trump a pardon in exchange for his voters, which could be enough to get him over the line. If Trump doesn't take the deal DeSantis doesn't run and waits until 2028. Win-win.
Trump without hair, makeup, and girdle for 48hrs is like me without heroin for the same duration. It's the Margot Kidder Meltdown look and I'm here for it. Sorry no heroin for the time being so please don't ask. I'm committed to withdrawal-and-vibe in sympathy with the event.
As someone who is asexual, I can tell you that Trump definitely is. He'd just point to whatever woman he sputtered all over and say "I did that" because he wants people to be impressed with his manliness. There is no one who would say that his interest in sex has anything to do with love or desire.
@@businessofrhythm2315 everyone loves accusing people of projection so hey, maybe you're just projecting your own obnoxiousness and uncertainty on that other person, hm?
He was eager to arrest the executive from Huawei for 3 years, he bragged about it and said he would release her as part trade negotiations. But now when it's his turn he suddenly don't like this type of treatment anymore. Isn't that funny...
I have a feeling that his hair is not going to look so great? especially when one side is down to his shoulders and the other side isn’t can’t wait to see mug shot
Neon lights, Nobel prize When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies You won't have to follow me Only you can set me free I sell the things you need to be I'm the smiling face on the old TV Oh, I'm the cult of personality I exploit you, still you love me I tell you, one and one makes three Oh, I'm the cult of personality
You think you know everything and you don't stop you don't care about the people you don't care about you self why you make you think you care about the people
He doesn't have to go to jail. He's already killed the GOP - dude did good work. Shame he had to melt all the morons' brains and steal their pensions to do it but hey, whatever gets us dem rule for decades I approve of it
"Folks, I'm a Muslim now. And people are saying, they've never seen a Muslim as good as me. Inshallah, I'm serious. In fact I spoke to Allah the other day, he's a great guy. Listen to this, he said I was the best Muslim. He said "Donald, I've never seen a Muslim like you before". It's true! But we love Muhammad now. He's our prophet. He's the best, isn't he the best? Not like Obama. I went to Mosque the other day, and there were so many people there. So many people there to see me, and to see me pray."
This is far too cogent to come out of trumps mouth.
"Not like Obama.." LOL
We love Sunni Islam, don't we folks? I have to tell you, it's got the best teachings. So wise. Very smart. Abu Bakr too, he's real smart, and handsome too. Just look at him, big strong guy. We all know he's the rightful successor. Don't listen to washed up psycho Ali! A sick scammer!
10/10
This is like a nick mullen bit
It's always cool to see Ike, I really miss MadTV
To me, he’ll always be Ivan from Eastbound and Down
Where is the liberal driller when the world needs him most?😢
The world ALWAYS needs the liberal driller.
Napoleon Bonaparte was the original liberal driller
Had no idea Carter killed that many special forces, he’s my favorite president now
Felix going after Anthony Bourdain 😂😂😂
What's he got against Bourdain?
@@bt404 I think a dig at how his travel shows used to film in locations that were embroiled in active social/economic/military conflicts. I felt Bourdain was trying to "raise awareness" through it, but I can also see how it comes of as soyfacing at live mortar shells for money.
@@Hippiethecat124 More like he ate at one of their favorite sandwich shops in NY and now there’s a line out the door every damn Friday.
trump arrested but it goes exactly like it did in the dark knight for the joker
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The boys almost nail it when they say "isn't this just a way for the republicans to not deal with Trump."
This is pro DeSantis. DeSantis can offer Trump a pardon in exchange for his voters, which could be enough to get him over the line. If Trump doesn't take the deal DeSantis doesn't run and waits until 2028. Win-win.
Yep yep. But his energy is going into roast him. If I was Biden I would leave him out as much as I can.
That's a horrible plan. Why is Ron DeSanctimonious so stupid?
Come on, Don Jr's real dad was a Puerto Rican gardener.
I’m pretty sure it would be the Cellino and Barnes or the JG Wentworth jingle instead of Mozart.
ike barinholtz actually predicted the haley vs trump primary
Our large prison son
Orange is definitely his color. Own it trump.
lol it will turn to super jail with trump as the warden .
Trump in Con Air
22:52 FYI boys - people close to Calamari call him Matty the Squid
No surprise former VP Pencildick threw Mr. Trump under the bus. Meatball Man also offered a weak and tepid defense.
Those are NOT what Trump's arms look like!
Replace them with two pieces of Cheetos for a more realistic picture
Trump without hair, makeup, and girdle for 48hrs is like me without heroin for the same duration.
It's the Margot Kidder Meltdown look and I'm here for it. Sorry no heroin for the time being so please don't ask. I'm committed to withdrawal-and-vibe in sympathy with the event.
As someone who is asexual, I can tell you that Trump definitely is. He'd just point to whatever woman he sputtered all over and say "I did that" because he wants people to be impressed with his manliness. There is no one who would say that his interest in sex has anything to do with love or desire.
Projecting much? How do you even know your ace lol? Have you explored all the other options before trying to obnoxiously different
@@businessofrhythm2315 how do you know that they aren't or that they haven't already taken your helpful suggestion into account?
@@businessofrhythm2315 everyone loves accusing people of projection so hey, maybe you're just projecting your own obnoxiousness and uncertainty on that other person, hm?
Sorry Charlie, get back up on your Harley,
Win, lose, or draw; plus beat you at atari.
Not happening but memes r fun
He was eager to arrest the executive from Huawei for 3 years, he bragged about it and said he would release her as part trade negotiations.
But now when it's his turn he suddenly don't like this type of treatment anymore. Isn't that funny...
hi
I have a feeling that his hair is not going to look so great? especially when one side is down to his shoulders and the other side isn’t can’t wait to see mug shot
currently getting hair stylist training like Will Farrel in Get Hard
Neon lights, Nobel prize
When a mirror speaks, the reflection lies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set me free
I sell the things you need to be
I'm the smiling face on the old TV
Oh, I'm the cult of personality
I exploit you, still you love me
I tell you, one and one makes three
Oh, I'm the cult of personality
I'm gay
@@Michaelroni-n-cheese nah, you're a scat man.
@@technologic21 thank you
Even cm punk is more popular than dump these days lol
If trump was in shawshank redemption he’d play Mach man over the speaker
You think you know everything and you don't stop you don't care about the people you don't care about you self why you make you think you care about the people
What?
Donnie isn't going too jail. Cry harder.
Yeah we already know that chief, strawman harder.
Cry? Either way this is already funny :)
"Donnie isn't going _to_ jail." Get that extra 'o' outta here.
no shit, its still funny this incompetent fuck got himself arrested. Nixon did way worse and got a sweet pardon.
He doesn't have to go to jail. He's already killed the GOP - dude did good work. Shame he had to melt all the morons' brains and steal their pensions to do it but hey, whatever gets us dem rule for decades I approve of it