That seems like an excellent way to do things. Just tell everyone to do what you don't really want them to do, and because everyone is so rigidly contrary, they will just do the opposite! "Officer, please infringe on my rights and have an eco trip!" ~ Officer says, "No, Have a nice day!" instead. 🤣
@@damienrobbie5974 do you really find this funny? I mean its amusing in the school playground as you had mentality of a child then but as adults are you really amused by these playgound antics?
I once got a ticket because the inspector had dyslexia!!! The council explained that they could do nothing because of discrimination laws and that they had many complaints about him!!!!!!!!!!
King of the wit AB I’ve just spelt my cup of tea laughing 😂 when you said “Do one “ “ Miss attitude “ and telling them about the van with a broken window “just give him a ticket “ 😂 too funny, so on the serious side here you a number of the walking dead walking up and down the street couid not wait to give the public a ticket while we have steptoe looking into people cars and their from the council . It’s like a day out for the mentally challenged- they can’t and don’t know how to deal with AB it’s beyond their psych
It looked as if the male and female in the Job Centre were about to "burst into song"!! They were reminiscent to a myriad of "Jazz Funk/Soul Acts" who have "gone before"!!!
I know it’s a job but being a traffic warden must be the worst .. but what gets me is they walk by a Police station and there could be 10 cars on double yellows but they close their eyes to walk by 😂
Love the shot of the unfit plod in the car park sucking on an e cigarette and looking totally out of place in a police uniform, this is why they hate a. b. revealing behind the scenes shots of scruffy, desperados in police uniform, shameful !
Id admit to abusing it but more for my own personal amusement... Id soon get bored though as I couldn't be bothered to carry on the act.. I'd be a quick fire power wise. The thing I've learned from myself though,, is that the system has a never ending supply of control freaks,, when one gets bored the system replaces them with another. The system is set up in their image.
Professional liars and scum that then try to take the moral high ground with the public when it suits their egos (when they're not out raping, stealing and abusing rights of course).
"you need to be aware"...they need to be aware that they are there for nothing more than people breaking the law. They seriously need to wind their necks in for innocents, doing innocent activities!
They all should be in the police station like the ambulance and fire station are they are all public servants but different job titles the police are public servants and can only be called out by a man or woman not a camera or see you committing a wrong crime in public but they just can’t drive round wasting taxpayers money
We use to get people filming the fire station, so we use to invite them in and show them around the wagons or give them a wave as we were in and out, The police are so self power driven it’s pathetic
When the job's purpose is to exert power onto others, you will only find psychopaths who want power over citizens. There is no incentive for a police officer to uphold peoples' rights.
Have to agree. You know I have the utmost respect for fire service personnel as they are professional, and courteous, do a hard and dangerous job, whereas the police are nothing but, as you rightly say power driven. My parents, in the 50's, warned us children to steer clear of the police as they are not nice people. How right they were.
Agreed. Most police constables and their sergeants are pathetic. And that's being polite. I've worked with many and they don't know their arse from their elbow
Totally destroyed businesses down my street since the parking is permit only and wardens have started to hide then ambush, the LTN cameras were the nail in the coffin though
"Why did you report me" "I didn't." I'd say the lie came naturally to her, but you can see how uncomfortable she was at being confronted in such a direct, polite way, as snitches and gossips always are. Not even brave enough to admit she reported him.
From what I am seeing in your videos @Auditing Britain , many useless jobs given by the government from local to central. England is bleeding money under our eyes, I am annoyed and I don't even live there.
Councils always manage to muster up the funds for their army of ticket revenue officers, but when it comes to things that don’t make them revenue we have to fight tooth and nail with petitions and endless meetings
I love your honesty when talking to G4S! You’re going to ruin it for everybody else 😂😂. You’ve turned everything upside down 😂. Keep safe AB, I want to see more 👍🏻
Odd that they consider it absolutely normal for someone to report someone using a camera just because they want to report it but it is not normal for them for anyone to use a camera just because they want to use a camera. They have to demand reasons for using a camera and know where the footage is going but you can't demand reasons and know the identity of the persons to whom she is reporting.
The number of "guards" / "security" personnel who are obviously not UK born is very noticeable. Not that there's anything 'bad' about it but it suggests their employers deliberately employ them. Is it a case of they work under poor conditions or low wages or easily fired?
And will do anything they're told without question as they don't have any understanding of the culture or laws of the land, and seemingly don't want to either.
Here’s the scoop; security guards, cleaners, carers etc. are all the lowest of the low, need no qualifications, the job centre pushes you into them. Naturally immigrants will take these jobs as they are always available, then they can look for something else.
That first bloke is talking to you like he's introducing Playschool (through the oblong window!). Must be posh in Haringey...one enforcement agent per car!
So lets see Section 1, code of ethics means she has to be honest. He's admitted she "must report you". That means she "must" be a police officer Which means when she says, "I didn't report you", she was lying.
15:33 the disdain she had for you!! Wow! These jobs seem to attract some very horrible people!! The way she looked you up and down as if youre a second rate citizen!!
Just an idea…when plod come up to you..try telling them you’re filming them because of the current climate..be good to see the tables turned for a change 😂…keep doing your stuff AB..we love it…and the scaffolder was cool ✌🏻
I think that's wrong to say on one of your videos that u want cops to get mad just so u can get more people to watch your videos. that just shows u do this to get cops angry just for views. People can't see that and think you're the hero? LOL
May get hate for this. But, what point does it go from showcasing his right to film in public to annoying people who are simply trying to do their job/ go about their life. He's gone into the job center and asked them to kick him out for views. These are people on minimum wage, just trying to earn a living and he's just intentionally trying to add stress to their day.
Moaning about him filming with a big sign in the back of the van saying "Recording in progress"😂😂😂
That would be a good reply to the "why are you filming " !
And cctv written on the side of the van…irony is beyond these idiot’s comprehension
Imagine the paranoia that could be done if you carried a clipboard when on audits 😂
You are forgetting one crucial thing, a three piece suit. That would be enough to scare the crap out of anyone
and tick a box and go tut tut tut then look back up at them like ya dad did when you took the big bit of chicken
🙌🏼 yes
Ab is a legend even the scafolders working even new who he was
They just knew he was an auditor, they didn't know he was AB, but they do now :)
Even even
Fuck you're easily impressed
@@daz222 even tho the guy shouted his channel name to him.....
@@BurritoSenor after AB had said his channel name......... yeh :)
Reverse psychology. First time I’ve seen an auditor do it. Unique as always AB!
And the whole ‘give me a reaction’ thing was brilliant 😂
It does make them aware what is going on, although there are some thickies that might not get the memo, it's quite comical.
There is an auditor that has a degree in psychology and I can't remember his name!!!
@@pureChem1calzpower to the prole...
It generally only works with small children, or police officers 😅
@@DMC888 yep, up to age 11-ish or full grown police officers 😂
That seems like an excellent way to do things. Just tell everyone to do what you don't really want them to do, and because everyone is so rigidly contrary, they will just do the opposite! "Officer, please infringe on my rights and have an eco trip!" ~ Officer says, "No, Have a nice day!" instead. 🤣
Don't send me 4 grand? 😉😄
I like your thinking
That was Brea Rabbit’s strategy when he asked Brea Fox not to throw him in the briar bushes
Yeah I was laughing
Hilarious, more of this please AB
Thanks for the pleasure of spitting coffee out of my nose in the job centre AB! 😆☕
That was so funny at job center.. I love you AB, all the respect to you
What sets you apart from the rest is how funny you are, always putting a smile on my face. Well done AB.
Funny or embarrassingly childish?
@@tomlong81 A good sense of humor.
@@damienrobbie5974 do you really find this funny? I mean its amusing in the school playground as you had mentality of a child then but as adults are you really amused by these playgound antics?
@@tomlong81 yes, I’m amused by this 😂🎉
Get a life
An absolute masterclass, and hilarious, reverse phycology montage.
I once got a ticket because the inspector had dyslexia!!! The council explained that they could do nothing because of discrimination laws and that they had many complaints about him!!!!!!!!!!
"For what purpose are you filming?". Absolutely none of your dam business constables.
That is hillarious. Give me a reaction! ! 😂
Broken window + Box on front seat = Bait Van
The irony. The first cop interaction in the van, with the sign in the van stating video recording in progress.
The last bunch of ticketers seemed so full of hatred and disrespect that they seem to have forgot what its like to fit in with others.
King of the wit AB I’ve just spelt my cup of tea laughing 😂 when you said “Do one “ “ Miss attitude “ and telling them about the van with a broken window “just give him a ticket “ 😂 too funny, so on the serious side here you a number of the walking dead walking up and down the street couid not wait to give the public a ticket while we have steptoe looking into people cars and their from the council . It’s like a day out for the mentally challenged- they can’t and don’t know how to deal with AB it’s beyond their psych
That Construction worker was class haha
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council out in force trying to make up for their over spending
james corden in the driving seat AB fella ha at the start
Lmao at 6:25 onwards at the job centre. How you just went in there for a reaction 😂
It looked as if the male and female in the Job Centre were about to "burst into song"!! They were reminiscent to a myriad of "Jazz Funk/Soul Acts" who have "gone before"!!!
First time seeing AB asking security for a reaction!! 🤣🤣🤣
Asking for a reaction absolutely creased me. Auditing done the easy way 😂
What a sad bunch of people you met, other than one person, sad people.
17:30 It was probably To Plod or Not to Plod or Yardley Ski, two very prolific London auditors.
Can u give me a reaction…. Yeah that’s what I’m looking for 😂😂😂
She warned them because they are always doing something illegal
3:18 I think he's on the verge of a hissy fit!
Yo ab
What's great about you is your sense of humour. Some people may not understand it, but that's maybe because they are miserable.
I know it’s a job but being a traffic warden must be the worst .. but what gets me is they walk by a Police station and there could be 10 cars on double yellows but they close their eyes to walk by 😂
Why don’t the police have the decency to get out of the vehicles when they’re taking to people
Big love as always Bro...✌️
Wat WIND UP MERCH U ARE SO FEEKING FUNNY LUV IT
Lol @ “can you react?” “Just act like fools” 😂
Yo AB my man 🤜. 😂😂 that was great bro
They doing karaoke in that van because he looks like him?
See that’s exactly what I want 😂😂😭
The guy at the beginning with the vape was trying to create privacy 😂😂
Why is there a schoolgirl in the front of that police van !!
She has covered up the writing on her back with her hood , wha5 is she hiding 😂
Reverse psychology..Great work
All these UK government employees speak broken english
Love the shot of the unfit plod in the car park sucking on an e cigarette and looking totally out of place in a police uniform, this is why they hate a. b. revealing behind the scenes shots of scruffy, desperados in police uniform, shameful !
You don't have permission to go to the job centre? Close them down then, what's the point of paying taxes to fund them..?
Job Centre and the guards are foreigners Yet again.... must be cheap labour G4S........!!
"why are you filming?"
"i'm checking that people are photogenic, you just scrape in"
When they get very close, I think its only fair to warn them that they will be remembered by their descendents for the contents of their nostrils.
Scraping the bottom of a sh*t filled barrel
Filming for vampires, if you show up then your not one
James Corden is in everything these days.
😂😂😂😂 good one
I thought he had lost weight!
😂😂😂
I thought it was Mr tumble
was going to say carfool karaoke
“If you want to learn someone’s character, give them a little power”
Or none at all and see how they try and create some ?
Id admit to abusing it but more for my own personal amusement... Id soon get bored though as I couldn't be bothered to carry on the act.. I'd be a quick fire power wise. The thing I've learned from myself though,, is that the system has a never ending supply of control freaks,, when one gets bored the system replaces them with another. The system is set up in their image.
Ultimate recognition when a scaffolder recognises you ❤
i do love it when you asked them to act the fool for the camera. Direct and to the point
No one asked you loner.
This cop said that the woman reported AB, and then the woman lied to AB that she did not report AB!! WHAT A MUPPET!!!
Professional liars and scum that then try to take the moral high ground with the public when it suits their egos (when they're not out raping, stealing and abusing rights of course).
It's the Muppet Show fella, enjoy! 👊🏼
She shouldn't have lied but she didn't want to get involved. It's a waste of time and she's off the clock.
Yeah, she pissed me off as well. Self-righteous, narcissistic, bitch
@@bashdamonkey Off the clock, off the cock
"you need to be aware"...they need to be aware that they are there for nothing more than people breaking the law. They seriously need to wind their necks in for innocents, doing innocent activities!
They'll have their necks winded in eventually.
They all should be in the police station like the ambulance and fire station are they are all public servants but different job titles the police are public servants and can only be called out by a man or woman not a camera or see you committing a wrong crime in public but they just can’t drive round wasting taxpayers money
We use to get people filming the fire station, so we use to invite them in and show them around the wagons or give them a wave as we were in and out,
The police are so self power driven it’s pathetic
When the job's purpose is to exert power onto others, you will only find psychopaths who want power over citizens.
There is no incentive for a police officer to uphold peoples' rights.
Have to agree. You know I have the utmost respect for fire service personnel as they are professional, and courteous, do a hard and dangerous job, whereas the police are nothing but, as you rightly say power driven. My parents, in the 50's, warned us children to steer clear of the police as they are not nice people. How right they were.
Agreed. Most police constables and their sergeants are pathetic. And that's being polite. I've worked with many and they don't know their arse from their elbow
That's actually so cool, I bet it was awesome
They are afraid, must have a guilty conscience. They are use to invade not to be invaded. Bullies are outraged went they are disturbed.
"Just act like fools...tell me to get out."
And then the dummy does just that! I almost choked laughing. The voice makes it work.
I pissed my self when you walked into job centre. "can you react?" 😂😂😂😂
That killed me 😂😂
That ticket lady is the kind of person who would fight you over the last chip.
By the size of her arse it looks like she won every fight!
Councils are always underfunded but have time to ticket cars and make life awkward for businesses
Turned into revenue raiser's. Profit making companies on dun and bradstreet..
Totally destroyed businesses down my street since the parking is permit only and wardens have started to hide then ambush, the LTN cameras were the nail in the coffin though
@@abrut6564 we own the roads..
The Vaping Officer is only about 1ft tall! 😂
Vaping stunts your growth
Did you mean 1ft short?
Gimli killed nearly as many as legolas
Very interesting angle on auditing !!! People just don't know how to react...Well played AB 😂
Can you guys give me your reaction lol 😅 I spat my coffee out when you said that 😂🇬🇧
Shout to the construction worker !👷
"I want a reaction, just act like fools" 🤣😂😆
So auditing is over as a thing. Righteous indignation on the part of those being videod has been replaced with rudeness. Game over.
"Why did you report me"
"I didn't."
I'd say the lie came naturally to her, but you can see how uncomfortable she was at being confronted in such a direct, polite way, as snitches and gossips always are. Not even brave enough to admit she reported him.
A lying copper, what a surprise 🐽
You can tell that she's a disgusting lying cow.
Just think if she can lie about that what else does she lie about whilst on duty,police reports etc she needs sacking
Yes that lie just flowed out naturally,
Imagine in court if the case wasn’t going her way.
Yeahhhh
From what I am seeing in your videos @Auditing Britain , many useless jobs given by the government from local to central. England is bleeding money under our eyes, I am annoyed and I don't even live there.
Councils always manage to muster up the funds for their army of ticket revenue officers, but when it comes to things that don’t make them revenue we have to fight tooth and nail with petitions and endless meetings
I love your honesty when talking to G4S! You’re going to ruin it for everybody else 😂😂. You’ve turned everything upside down 😂. Keep safe AB, I want to see more 👍🏻
Loved that clip with the builder guy cheering you on at 5:26.
Odd that they consider it absolutely normal for someone to report someone using a camera just because they want to report it but it is not normal for them for anyone to use a camera just because they want to use a camera. They have to demand reasons for using a camera and know where the footage is going but you can't demand reasons and know the identity of the persons to whom she is reporting.
It's ABsolutely insane.
Welcome to the n.w.o.
@@verbalkint1770 I see what you did there. LOL
Rules are different around the end use. If you are filming to make money you need to comply to certain laws but if not then you don't.
Sheeple think that a camera is a regulated device so only those with authority or those under orders from a boss can use one.
The absolute state of them.
Sweet baby jebus. 😂
The number of "guards" / "security" personnel who are obviously not UK born is very noticeable. Not that there's anything 'bad' about it but it suggests their employers deliberately employ them. Is it a case of they work under poor conditions or low wages or easily fired?
And will do anything they're told without question as they don't have any understanding of the culture or laws of the land, and seemingly don't want to either.
There's plenty bad with it.
Here’s the scoop; security guards, cleaners, carers etc. are all the lowest of the low, need no qualifications, the job centre pushes you into them. Naturally immigrants will take these jobs as they are always available, then they can look for something else.
That first bloke is talking to you like he's introducing Playschool (through the oblong window!). Must be posh in Haringey...one enforcement agent per car!
It's actually THE LAW in Britain that you have to employ Nigerian security guards.
Who told you they were Nigerian?
So lets see Section 1, code of ethics means she has to be honest.
He's admitted she "must report you". That means she "must" be a police officer
Which means when she says, "I didn't report you", she was lying.
Another loser, in society, a total loser
Always BIG RESPECT 👍🏻😊👊🏻💚🔥🔥💨
There’s always an off duty busy body copper running about with nothing else to do except cause trouble
Your tone when you said "Just tell me to get out" cured my depression 😂😂😂 hilarious.
That warden looked you up and down like a lump of dog shit.. TWICE! I pissed myself laughing 😂😂😂
15:33 the disdain she had for you!! Wow! These jobs seem to attract some very horrible people!!
The way she looked you up and down as if youre a second rate citizen!!
The public never fail to entertain, the gift that keeps on giving 😂
thats the one requirement of a woman police officer ,,,,,BEEN A LAIR,,,,,( i didn't report you, its on film)
Do they get training for the contemptuous stare?
First question they get at the initial interview. Then you have have to get a suitable fail rate on basic law in the multiple choice 😂
What a liar and coward that first woman was. Stir up trouble and walk away...typical.
What is this world coming to when you can't even get a proper reaction from the servants. 😂🤣😂
How many council employees needed for that task?
Just an idea…when plod come up to you..try telling them you’re filming them because of the current climate..be good to see the tables turned for a change 😂…keep doing your stuff AB..we love it…and the scaffolder was cool ✌🏻
excellent idea
I think that's wrong to say on one of your videos that u want cops to get mad just so u can get more people to watch your videos.
that just shows u do this to get cops angry just for views.
People can't see that and think you're the hero?
LOL
Your not understanding the point he is trying to make.
Cops should be able to control their emotions and not get angry, if they do they are not fit for the job,people should not act on emotions
Big smiles back to the guy on the scaffolding. 😁
Haha you crack me up! " i got no reaction from the police so can you act like fools and tell me to get out" 😂😂😂😂
10 people for a parking lot which has 15 vehicles. British efficiency eh
Bring your mute daughter to work day came around fast again this year
2:14 James Corden now works for the MET police
the pc in the van i thought for a minute was mr tumble doing a side job he even had his voice mannerism lmao 🤣😂🤣
Yo , Ab 👍🏼
Another weapon for A.B.
Physiological Warfare
Good One
👍🏿99 👎🏿 ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
You didn’t big him up for having his SIA licence on show 😂
May get hate for this. But, what point does it go from showcasing his right to film in public to annoying people who are simply trying to do their job/ go about their life.
He's gone into the job center and asked them to kick him out for views. These are people on minimum wage, just trying to earn a living and he's just intentionally trying to add stress to their day.
13:37 “tikkit him man” 😂😂😂😂 killed me