I love how Jack tried to shush Geoff from saying that "Compass points to spawn/bed" thing AND purposely kept his mouth shut about it just for the entertainment of watching everyone overcomplicate the compass. I love when he does that
Probably the best one that happened is the Pubert Addams considering Jack ACTUALLY SAID that it was a thing but no one heard him so they kept ragging on Gavin until Gavin proved he was right XD
I think the dumbest part about this moment is that Geoff was the one that pointed out the compass points to the bed. Geoff, one of the most absent minded people to walk on this earth.
"If we have the *smegging* compass, Jeremy, you don't need to look at the *farting* sun because you've got the compass in your *shitting* hand Jeremy!"
If you have a “smegging” compass, you don’t need the to look at the “farting” sun. I’m from England, but I’ve never heard any use those words in that context
"It's been 2 hours and we STILL haven't made it out of Achievement City!" "Well, don't look at me, this stupid compass must be broke. Argh, SEE, now it's telling me north is back THAT WAY! ...Back... towards my bed... *AAAAAAGH!* GOD *DAMN IT!!!"*
"If we have the smegging compass Jeremy, you don't need to look at the farting sun, because you've got a compass in your shitting hand Jeremy!" Gavin 2016
You need to reverse the order there. If it is the dumbest than it is one of the dumbest. But if it is one of the dumbest it does not necessarily mean it is the dumbest.
You would think that these videos are simply for super-fans to analyze everything, but they are even funnier when the other parts are kept in. Not a minute of AH dialogue fails to come up with something dumb, funny or both.
What’s funny is a compasses always point towards spawn or a bed. So they are following a broken system. I knew that from the start. I wanted them to say it so bad and they finally did.
Even if the compass worked like a normal compass, I think Jeremy was STILL misreading it. He consistently saying they were going East when it was indicating west lol
I remember when I first watched the original video halfway through their argument doesn't the compass just point to spawn then just patiently wait for the realization of that hopefully that they realize
I hate to be that guy but... people named the Poles and the magnetic poles, if the magnetic south pole was really at the north pole why wouldn't they just call it the magnetic north pole?
The north end of magnets is attracted to the geographical north pole making it the magnetic south pole. Opposites attract and likes repel. Magnetic North is a term for the magnetic south pole which is about twenty degrees of of geographical north pole. It's not as complicated as I made it sound.
Also, I think I understand what Jack was trying to say about going in a straight line being going in a cardinal direction; but the way he's making his point is adding to the confusion (beyond him not explaining the truth of the Compass not pointing North). e.g., Jeremy says they're going NorthWest, and Jack says, "We're going in a straight line, so we're only going 1 Cardinal Direction." Hey, Jack. Every direction is a straight line. You just shouted that you're going in a straight line, so you couldn't possibly be going *Northwest*, because Northwest isn't in a straight line.
“You would’ve done great in the army, Jeremy.” Let’s all take a moment to remember that Geoff spent 5 years in the army and got very sad when he remembered all his gay and trans friends having to hide themselves.
Why couldn't Jeremy figure out the problem when he started thinking the sun is to the north. The sun rises west and sets east it's impossible for it to be in the north.
@@TheSonic1685 This threw me for a loop when I started Minecraft again a few years ago, having not played since beta. I remembered the sun rising in the north. It made me walk hours in completely the wrong direction several times, getting me completely lost. I thought I was going crazy.
@@gregjones4705 I think it was always there. It wasn't of much consequence since there were no maps back then, so you wouldn't really notice it unless you used coordinates to move around.
I thought that when I first saw the clip but I kinda shut my mouth about it because I didn't know what Minecraft thing it was from, like maybe there was an update since I played or it's a mod. NOPE!
The most frustrating thing about this to me is jack saying "we are going diagonal so we can't be going blank direction" or "we can't be going in between cardinal directions because we are going straight" he does realize that in 3d space you can go diagonal and still be heading north or go straight and head south east.
1:35 Jeremy: "Where we're pointing right now is almost directly South." Jack: "Well, we're going at an angle, so that's impossible." Jack. Do you know words? *Almost*, you person that refuses to understand English
zergvsgenin IIRC It points to where you would spawn if you died. If you have a bed, it will point to there; if you don't, it will point to the world spawn. Also, Geoff did say it points to your spawn, it was Gavin who said it points to your bed
Three words. Open subtitle contributions. Go get her.
@GameGuru
Exactly what I thought as that's what Jeremy said as I was reading this.
Celery time oh my lord these captions UA-cam what is wrong with you
The subtitles aren't right at all
I love how Jack tried to shush Geoff from saying that "Compass points to spawn/bed" thing AND purposely kept his mouth shut about it just for the entertainment of watching everyone overcomplicate the compass. I love when he does that
Probably the best one that happened is the Pubert Addams considering Jack ACTUALLY SAID that it was a thing but no one heard him so they kept ragging on Gavin until Gavin proved he was right XD
BlueMoonZerc yeah I also forget Jack knew about Pubert by didn’t want to ruin potential entertainment
Alex Dudeguy It says Jack can be a little demon when he wants to be ^3^
When does this happen?
Mitchell Hufford Actually, I was asking about when Geoff shuts him up about the compass points to spawn thing in this video, but thanks 😂
I think the dumbest part about this moment is that Geoff was the one that pointed out the compass points to the bed. Geoff, one of the most absent minded people to walk on this earth.
When Geoff remembers something before everyone else, that's when they know they dun goof'd.
Hey where's Jeremy? Idk he should be here by now
Meanwhile behind the game of thrones-esque chair...
Another good example is the bidiots let's play, Geoff seriously lost it in that one.
Compass.... points to spawn...0,0,0... not bed
It would point towards the beds because they slept in them and thats where they would spawn
So this is what an Achievement Hunter road trip is like.
back when they could actually say "retarded" and political correctness hadn't quite set in
@@BurakkuHishou you know for damn sure they don't care about being politically correct. Theyre going to say what they want at any given moment
@@BurakkuHishou It's not about being PC, it's about making ad revenue.
@@NightGraveHunting No, they care a fair bit about being pc. They'll often say stupid shit like "we can't say that now"
If the real compass is like a Minecraft compass then yeah. Pretty much.
Jack cutting off Geoff at 4:47 to make sure the group stays as confused as possible
The only way this coulda been funnier is if they got back to there beds and spent a minute circling them
except im pretty sure it doesnt point to beds, but to the original spawn, ergo, compasses are worthless unless you set up camp at the original spawn
curious, went to try it, can confirm.
compass only points to world spawn, not the bed.
But you can also change your world spawn.
ReaperP13 except it DOES point to beds when you sleep in em.
LessGlare yes it does, go sleep in a bed dummy.
"If we have the *smegging* compass, Jeremy, you don't need to look at the *farting* sun because you've got the compass in your *shitting* hand Jeremy!"
Proceeds to choke out Gavin in frustration.
honestly the fucking funniest things ever
I came back in 2024 just for that quote.
The animation of the shitting hand makes me laugh every time
As soon as Geoff said “wait a minute” I clued in like, “doesn’t it point to spawn?”
Yeah
If you have a “smegging” compass, you don’t need the to look at the “farting” sun. I’m from England, but I’ve never heard any use those words in that context
It's because Gavin rarely says f**k when he's being recorded.
Smeg is from a tv show called red dwarf. Very popular in 80s UK. :)
It’s just Gavin language
@@Squishy2531smeg is expired mayonnaise
I mean... Who would just assume that a compass doesn't point to the north. In Jeremy's defense.
Maarten Allegaert Anyone who has learned how a compass works or used it?
A compass pointing north is kind of pointless (pun not intended) in a game like Minecraft where you can just check where the sun is going.
Ze Rubenator a compass in real life is kinda useless because you can just look up and see where the sun is going (see how dumb that is)
@@Wildcard-Jack-47 ???
Ze Rubenator you saying a compass is useless because of the sun is stupid
if this happened after the drowned addition update, they wouldve died
i love how everytime gav laughs they turn him into a bird in these animations 😂😂
"It's been 2 hours and we STILL haven't made it out of Achievement City!"
"Well, don't look at me, this stupid compass must be broke. Argh, SEE, now it's telling me north is back THAT WAY! ...Back... towards my bed... *AAAAAAGH!* GOD *DAMN IT!!!"*
i love ur space kid pp
*smegging compass* *farting sun*
shitting hand
My favorite Martial Arts School
Great name for an album
"If we have the smegging compass Jeremy, you don't need to look at the farting sun, because you've got a compass in your shitting hand Jeremy!" Gavin 2016
watching Jeremy's footage, even if you didn't know about the bed spawn thing, it moves so erratically. how could you get an accurate reading?
MissBubbles it moved sporadically because jeremy wasnt in control of his movements, as he was in a boat with Ryan
This much I know: Getting stranded on an island with these guys would be just about as entertaining as it would be hopeless
God XD I love Gavin's bird noises
Deeyoutube Lover He would make a good bird man.
This is probably the dumbest, if not one of the dumbest moments in AH Minecraft.
And even Geoff thought so lol Forgot about that.
You need to reverse the order there. If it is the dumbest than it is one of the dumbest. But if it is one of the dumbest it does not necessarily mean it is the dumbest.
This isn’t strictly AH content but it does include some of the AH crew. But the dumbest moment could be ...
Gavin’s “headlight fluid”
I'm just gonna say.....headlight fluid and gav
@@tylerlundry1906 or just Gavin in general
Oh man. I wish they had face cam on this one. I would have loved to have seen Gavin and Jeremy start to lose it with each other!
No matter how many times I watch this, I will never get tired of laughing.
the best part, without a doubt, is gavin going "jeremy was right the whole time".
If this were a road trip, Jack would speak up about how they're reading the map wrong only just before they drive off a fuckin cliff.
it wouldve been soooooooooooooooooooooo funny if they kept following the compass and actually ended up back at their beds
Dude lmao
Wow the Blair witch project movie got a lot better after a few years
You would think that these videos are simply for super-fans to analyze everything, but they are even funnier when the other parts are kept in. Not a minute of AH dialogue fails to come up with something dumb, funny or both.
It's even more funny because the sun actually used to rise from north to south, according to the game's internal direction system
One of the greatest moments in AH
The fact that I keep rewatching this one scene lol
Still such a phenomenal moment
Spicy revisit after episode 400. Feels nice.
Nice to hear 3:03 after it was cut from the video as well
It points.... at.... your ... bed...
XD I'm dying of laughter
To be fair that renders the compass useful only to navigate back to your base. Not useful for situations such as these
smegging compass, farting sun and shitting hand.
I remember watching this and thinking "i bet that they won't know the compass point to your spawn"
What's terrible is they have been playing this for years and somehow forgot that it points to spawn not north
i had no idea that the compass points to your bed until watching the original episode
I like how Ryan calls them all idiots when he didn't know either by the sounds of it
The fact that these experienced Minecraft players mostly all forgot that the compass isn't cardinal direction based is hilarious.
What’s funny is a compasses always point towards spawn or a bed. So they are following a broken system. I knew that from the start. I wanted them to say it so bad and they finally did.
Even if the compass worked like a normal compass, I think Jeremy was STILL misreading it.
He consistently saying they were going East when it was indicating west lol
Love that 400 brought this back
"If I'm looking directly at the sun, the compass points north." Huh, I wonder if the compass doesn't work like a real compass.
ONE of my FAVOURITE moments
Probably the best achievement hunter moment still
I remember when I first watched the original video halfway through their argument doesn't the compass just point to spawn then just patiently wait for the realization of that hopefully that they realize
The compass always points towards spawn. XD
I know which way the bed is! It's towards the sun.
whats funny is at the start jack says what the compass does but they are all talking and no one hears it.
“We've been playing for *4 years!!!* ”
I love these people
Jacks fucking "yeah" kills him every time
4:00 Jeremy if you're looking straight at your screen then North is in the ceiling...
This video needed face cams lmao
Honestly couldn’t they have traveled based on the MAP where it points rather than the compass?
The map only covers so much ground and they could end up going a long time in the wrong direction.
Gavin is talking about magnetic north and south, which is inverse to the geographic north and south.
Fyre Lorde not inverse, they are only about 20 degrees different
Christian Wright he's right shush
I hate to be that guy but... people named the Poles and the magnetic poles, if the magnetic south pole was really at the north pole why wouldn't they just call it the magnetic north pole?
The north end of magnets is attracted to the geographical north pole making it the magnetic south pole. Opposites attract and likes repel. Magnetic North is a term for the magnetic south pole which is about twenty degrees of of geographical north pole. It's not as complicated as I made it sound.
Just don't ask Brandon about them
I'd like to point out that at any time they could have just pulled up coordinates and this wouldn't have happened.
0:39
Jeremy was more correct than he thought
Also, I think I understand what Jack was trying to say about going in a straight line being going in a cardinal direction; but the way he's making his point is adding to the confusion (beyond him not explaining the truth of the Compass not pointing North).
e.g., Jeremy says they're going NorthWest, and Jack says, "We're going in a straight line, so we're only going 1 Cardinal Direction."
Hey, Jack. Every direction is a straight line. You just shouted that you're going in a straight line, so you couldn't possibly be going *Northwest*, because Northwest isn't in a straight line.
“You would’ve done great in the army, Jeremy.”
Let’s all take a moment to remember that Geoff spent 5 years in the army and got very sad when he remembered all his gay and trans friends having to hide themselves.
when the hell did that happen, the sad part about his friends
Omega he said about it when the topic of Trump banning trans people.from the army came up. Really old Off Topic
I'm pretty sure trans already couldn't join
Tuxedodan it’s so weird to think that there are already episodes of Off Topic that can be considered “old”
Does anyone know what off topic that is
2:54 Gavin is a Red Dwarf fan confirmed.
I love these!
EAST IS ON THE RIGHT JEREMY
Memories man memories
Never Eat Soggy Waffles kids
Kota As Cyanide puts it:
Nobody
Enjoys
SovietWomble
man if only there were a handy feature that could pull up coordinates and direction
Military LANDNAV training in a nutshell
I feel like the entire problem could’ve been solved if they just pressed f3
Yeah but it wouldn't made the video better if this didn't happen
So iconic. What a shame man's was a horndog
He didn’t do anything wrong y’all bitches
Why couldn't Jeremy figure out the problem when he started thinking the sun is to the north. The sun rises west and sets east it's impossible for it to be in the north.
Rads in Minecraft it goes North to south
Nope that was a bug in beta it now rises east to west.
@@TheSonic1685 This threw me for a loop when I started Minecraft again a few years ago, having not played since beta. I remembered the sun rising in the north. It made me walk hours in completely the wrong direction several times, getting me completely lost. I thought I was going crazy.
@@ze_rubenator I played since alpha I never remembered the north/south sun glitch. Was this something in early beta or later?
@@gregjones4705 I think it was always there. It wasn't of much consequence since there were no maps back then, so you wouldn't really notice it unless you used coordinates to move around.
How the fuck does anyone not know that the Sun has ALWAYS set in the West, since Beta...
I thought that when I first saw the clip but I kinda shut my mouth about it because I didn't know what Minecraft thing it was from, like maybe there was an update since I played or it's a mod. NOPE!
Noice
So sad that they sanitized this for episode 400...
They're on PC... press F3?
SupahQ2k14 they don't know how a compass works, and you think they'd know that f3 shows your direction.
Bad Wolv They do know F3 works but they consider it cheating. Check their discussion bout it in Minecraft YDYD Ep2 when Ryan gets lost.
3:03
This is why they added f3 into minecraft 😂
but it doesn't point to the bed
2:52😂😂😂
The compass in Minecraft always points to a spot near your spawn point.
What is ceiling fan
The most frustrating thing about this to me is jack saying "we are going diagonal so we can't be going blank direction" or "we can't be going in between cardinal directions because we are going straight" he does realize that in 3d space you can go diagonal and still be heading north or go straight and head south east.
I assume due to game design the cardinal directions are set up to be in line with the blocks
@@somebody424 But you can go diagonal across blocks
@@derickzellar6632 Yes but the cardinal directions are most likely programmed to be in line with blocks... so diagonals will always be between them
TBH, the way the compass works is dumb, so I don't blame Jeremy for being confused
y e a h 😎👍👍
The irony of it all is with coordinates in the game you dont need this much complication.
Could anyone here tell me in what episode of sky factory geoff tres to grow a tree and he's screaming from all his lungs?
Okay wait so how was Jeremy right the whole time???
No, he found out from the crew that the compass doesn’t work like a normal compass should, and just points at the spawnpoint bed.
1:35
Jeremy: "Where we're pointing right now is almost directly South."
Jack: "Well, we're going at an angle, so that's impossible."
Jack. Do you know words? *Almost*, you person that refuses to understand English
Don't they have like a million fucking minecraft lets plays? Even I know the compass points to spawn
kelerews They never use the compass really.
kelerews it's kinda useless for let's plays
What episode is this
It’s in the description
What episode of minecraft was this?
Holden McGraw voyage of the dumb i think there were trying to find a water temple
This is one of the dumbest moments in AH let's play history.
Jack definitely didn’t know that 😂
and no one got angry at Jack for withholding info and wasting time
C'mon man, Jack knew it would be hilarious and it was.
Some men just wanna watch the world burn.
Except in Minecraft the compass points to spawn
how do these plebians not know that the compass points towards spawn
Lol
Haven’t watched achievement hunter in a long time. Do they still use the r slur?
I think they refrain from doing it as much as possible, but I think there still may be some times its used.
Craig Visnovec thank you for the response!
Of course!
Who cares if they say it? If that offends you, you need to grow a thicker skin and stop being so sensitive over nothing.
@@jimbeam8338 wow so based king sorry my comment upset you enough to respond! Maybe you should grow thicker skin idk
So who's going to tell them that a compass points you in the direction of spawn
Geoff
Geoff is still technically wrong. :V Last I checked, the compass points to the world spawn, not a bed.
zergvsgenin IIRC It points to where you would spawn if you died. If you have a bed, it will point to there; if you don't, it will point to the world spawn. Also, Geoff did say it points to your spawn, it was Gavin who said it points to your bed
@@DrFunkman It points to where you first spawn not your bed.