MMA GURU Dies Of LAUGHTER Reading Out True Geordie's DM's...Again!

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  • @LeftLaneMMA
    @LeftLaneMMA Рік тому +651

    Guru laughing like he doesn’t say this to 5s that he meets at the club

    • @reggiemiller1
      @reggiemiller1 Рік тому +320

      Bold of you to assume guru goes outside

    • @FinnMMA
      @FinnMMA Рік тому +22

      Definitely never said weirdo shit like that 😂😂

    • @aresjerry
      @aresjerry Рік тому +50

      5/10 is average, I say stuff like that to 3/10's in the Mall food court.

    • @Brudderfolkz
      @Brudderfolkz Рік тому +10

      5s need love too

    • @aresjerry
      @aresjerry Рік тому +7

      @mysportstake4567 5 is average, which else should we hit on? You can tell this guy is more shut In than guru. And definitely youngster.

  • @TheMramazing1999
    @TheMramazing1999 Рік тому +174

    It would be funny for guru to repeat these at a press conference… until Geordie stands up rock solid from all the humiliation 😂

  • @ابراهيم_محمد_الازهر

    True geordie really can't control himself

  • @lazylefthand
    @lazylefthand Рік тому +110

    Why is it always the ones that have a tough guy persona.

    • @flameguy3416
      @flameguy3416 Рік тому

      Andrew Tate did sexting acting like a girl before his fame to 'hustle'...

    • @KarloCarl
      @KarloCarl Рік тому +46

      overcompensation

    • @garethwillis
      @garethwillis Рік тому +20

      Comfort blanket

    • @chrishayes5755
      @chrishayes5755 2 місяці тому +5

      it's not. people who engage in extreme degeneracy are pushed into society as role models.
      that goes for the full spectrum of influencers.

  • @MrDeftones122755
    @MrDeftones122755 Рік тому +245

    Bruh every time he reads them I die laughing

  • @Alex_Keiser
    @Alex_Keiser Рік тому +77

    Guru bout to use this rizz on the other pigs at the farm

  • @TripleK.BobJones
    @TripleK.BobJones Рік тому +79

    Its so wholesome to see guru do what he's passionate about

  • @RollieUK
    @RollieUK Рік тому +73

    Even a regular Joe like me with not much to lose knows you don't share that type of filth on text. It's evidence. 😂

    • @AHighlander
      @AHighlander 6 місяців тому +1

      Straight up. Especially weirdo fetishes. JFC…

  • @dantecurry207
    @dantecurry207 Рік тому +115

    Guru’s accent is the only thing that got me through that. That nearly made me cringe to death.

  • @Jake-qo3mp
    @Jake-qo3mp Рік тому +110

    Why does the girl sound so much like Darren Till?? 😂

  • @MAT-wn5fr
    @MAT-wn5fr Рік тому +192

    True Geordie is an example of what happens when you watch too much porn 🤣

    • @Romanus-
      @Romanus- Рік тому +66

      Yep. Porn is poison

    • @bananeneter999
      @bananeneter999 Рік тому +47

      Lovely to see other people seeing this lol. Quitting porn is goated.

    • @paulcowie3348
      @paulcowie3348 11 місяців тому

      He had a male pornstar on his podcast who told a story about flicking shit off his dick onto a womans face and geordies there giggling like a school boy. Degenerate creepy man

    • @justathought7421
      @justathought7421 10 місяців тому

      Porn and gear.

    • @elingrome5853
      @elingrome5853 9 місяців тому

      no, hes an example of what happens when youre gay?

  • @TayTayHey0
    @TayTayHey0 9 місяців тому +16

    When he says fook! 😂😂😂😂💀💀

  • @docrivers854
    @docrivers854 Рік тому +38

    We’ve all had down bad moments but you can’t be that down bad

  • @wheelchairmafia9685
    @wheelchairmafia9685 Рік тому +96

    You can tell guru is really into reading this

  • @bigjon8744
    @bigjon8744 Рік тому +14

    The voice made this hilarious 😂

  • @kevinmurphy5878
    @kevinmurphy5878 Рік тому +166

    Just wait till the gurus dms get leaked

    • @veebee69
      @veebee69 Рік тому +55

      Never. He's scared to date because he doesn't want to get doxxed.

    • @nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555
      @nsbdbsbsbdbzbz8555 Рік тому +53

      @@veebee69if by scared you mean , no one Will date him.
      Youre right

    • @spector8775
      @spector8775 Рік тому

      ​@@epo-mmawhat is his name

    • @zGJungle
      @zGJungle Рік тому

      " bend me over my wheel chair and fuck me with the biggest dildo you got, I can't feel fuck all from the waist down. "

    • @hittingates
      @hittingates Рік тому

      @@spector8775I think Kyle, Joey always calls him that

  • @morganmenser6773
    @morganmenser6773 Рік тому +8

    This just made me stop eating my breakfast. Thanks.

  • @flameguy3416
    @flameguy3416 Рік тому +111

    He has to know these DMs will eventually get leaked after that shit one. Fetish shaming should be done 100%.

    • @cseyjah
      @cseyjah Рік тому +58

      i agree. bring back kink shaming.
      the only people who say don’t kink shame are sick perverted foul demented sexual weirdos

    • @Ktmfan450
      @Ktmfan450 Рік тому +12

      ​@@cseyjahKink and Religion needs to be bullied more

    • @Cam-jx4drgh
      @Cam-jx4drgh Рік тому

      ​@@Ktmfan450And people with mental health problems.

    • @Cam-jx4drgh
      @Cam-jx4drgh Рік тому

      ​@@Ktmfan450And people with mental health problems.

    • @luckylarry88
      @luckylarry88 Рік тому +2

      How much more of this crap is still waiting to be released

  • @tomcraig7590
    @tomcraig7590 Рік тому +9

    HE should NEVER be able to forget. Solid guru for doing the lords work 🎉

  • @jamestoop4767
    @jamestoop4767 6 місяців тому +3

    i've watched this way too many times, i can't stop.

  • @deathmachine808
    @deathmachine808 Рік тому +17

    I want guru to play Geordie in the Broadway musical!

  • @TheScience69
    @TheScience69 Рік тому +43

    Mason shouldnt desrespect his dad like this

    • @Jacob.haynes
      @Jacob.haynes Рік тому

      Learn how to spell before insulting anyone else

  • @reisslane1327
    @reisslane1327 Рік тому +6

    Guru was that guy i couldn't stand but
    because i like mma i gave him a few chances and he is funny I gotta give credit

  • @WavyBwoyJay
    @WavyBwoyJay 11 місяців тому +2

    This is actually one of the funniest videos of all time ‼️💯🤣 mma gurus impressions are fookin hilarious 🤣🤣 true Geordie a freak freak

  • @koroshiya_1
    @koroshiya_1 Рік тому +20

    I'm laughing so hard at this 😂😂😂

  • @Jameslfgsmith
    @Jameslfgsmith 9 місяців тому +5

    We need Guru to read out the Vince McMahon text messages next 😂

  • @porter437
    @porter437 Рік тому +8

    This is hilarious. I love guru and always thought jordie seemed….odd 😂

  • @Rory695
    @Rory695 Рік тому +44

    guru finally used shampoo lmao

  • @CoolAdam247
    @CoolAdam247 Рік тому +15

    He's got a dad 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Therealpiggerr
    @Therealpiggerr Рік тому +18

    Sick man

  • @tee4222
    @tee4222 Рік тому +12

    Jesus… This is like watching one of those videos where a guy does handstands on a skyscraper… My hands are sweating from cringe

  • @johnfinn4178
    @johnfinn4178 Рік тому +5

    im traumatized by this god help me please

  • @pittchaser
    @pittchaser Рік тому +27

    What a cowardly woman blurring what she said but showing the world what he said. Yes hes weird and gross but im sure shes no nun.

  • @markofcain2324
    @markofcain2324 Рік тому +4

    What the fuck?!
    I will never understand how people can share this kind of crap online. Just say it in person and leave out the evidence like a normal person.

  • @chrisboult6610
    @chrisboult6610 Рік тому +4

    50 no's and 1 yes means yes

  • @BlacksmithBets
    @BlacksmithBets Рік тому +4

    TG definitely sniffing something, the long paragraphs are very telling!

  • @JoeSmith-we3jw
    @JoeSmith-we3jw Рік тому +2

    I am losing it at the "drives me wild"-part 😂

  • @spicesmuggler2452
    @spicesmuggler2452 Рік тому +10

    Dude loves getting humiliated. Makes me think that Fury interview + Conor clip gave him a lot of material... buwns victim 😂

  • @andy2172
    @andy2172 Рік тому +9

    Sweet merciful crap, I didn't know about the DMs. Guru's accent makes it slightly more palatable, and he put a comb through his hair finally.

  • @colinjones8265
    @colinjones8265 8 місяців тому +4

    Geordie need help, no room to talk shit to anyone

  • @Zeus-rw7df
    @Zeus-rw7df Рік тому +25

    Bro what the fuck lmaoooo😂😂😂 when did this happen?!

    • @10vanaqv
      @10vanaqv Рік тому +10

      Like 2 or 3yrs ago

  • @rudi5139
    @rudi5139 Рік тому +18

    The steroids probably destroyed Geordies brain.

  • @WARDAWGIO
    @WARDAWGIO 7 місяців тому +3

    "Bigger?"😂😂😅

  • @Cryptum404
    @Cryptum404 Рік тому +10

    This is hilarious

  • @toxxicj8542
    @toxxicj8542 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😅😅 yo are these real???? I had no clue geordie was this twisted.

  • @Lpj4
    @Lpj4 Рік тому +2

    😂😂😂 he definitely needs cancelled. Sick fk. Very ending of this Video was funny AF

  • @comixof2morrow
    @comixof2morrow Рік тому +4

    WTF Is happening right now

  • @Brudderfolkz
    @Brudderfolkz Рік тому +35

    Watching Andrew Tate expose True Geordie was hilarious

  • @timforti
    @timforti Рік тому +6

    this is almost on par with Tim Dillon and True Geordie 🤣🤣

    • @atomicalien4
      @atomicalien4 Рік тому

      Nah but that shit was just funny. Man thought he was a twink 😂😂😂 and Louis gomez made me laugh soooo fucken hard with his "what true Geordie doesn't realize is that your stroking your cock while texting him" 😂😂😂😂

  • @shahzadzafar71
    @shahzadzafar71 Рік тому +1

    I watched for the accents

  • @DavidKingonYT
    @DavidKingonYT 21 день тому +1

    Well… 😂

  • @Daniel-qk7oz
    @Daniel-qk7oz Рік тому +7

    This is funny, some of my sexts have been pretty bad though I can't deny.

  • @JerryBisMe
    @JerryBisMe Рік тому +7

    Dude is weird holy shit

  • @TheOGSUspect1
    @TheOGSUspect1 Рік тому +12

    ☠️

  • @fudgenugget8875
    @fudgenugget8875 Рік тому

    He's right. It's funny.

  • @MusicalMMA
    @MusicalMMA Рік тому

    You’re welcome mait

  • @amberlyrose9114
    @amberlyrose9114 Рік тому +10

    It is weird and surprising to hear true Geordie such a weirdo

  • @JoeMisseri
    @JoeMisseri Рік тому

    It's like watching an episode of #Outlander😂

  • @TayTayHey0
    @TayTayHey0 9 місяців тому +4

    Is bigga betta? 😈😈

  • @DubzCo
    @DubzCo Рік тому +1

    The accent Lol

  • @vampmode9132
    @vampmode9132 11 місяців тому +1

    Why aye im covered in poo like

  • @judethompson2071
    @judethompson2071 6 місяців тому +3

    This is why we shouldn’t watch porn lads

  • @philyoutuber7270
    @philyoutuber7270 Рік тому +2

    Here you go 💩
    Enjoy Geordie 😂

  • @gamevidsnstuff5805
    @gamevidsnstuff5805 Рік тому +6

    Arse juice....

  • @Timesend
    @Timesend Рік тому

    Me and geordie go way back

  • @pvpgaunltett2390
    @pvpgaunltett2390 10 місяців тому +6

    Thats what porn addiction will do to a person

  • @RabbiRubinstein
    @RabbiRubinstein Рік тому +5

    Poo Geordie

  • @davemieze9021
    @davemieze9021 Рік тому

    Guru, thoughts on the current UAP/UFO issues?

  • @Kyle-wo8vw
    @Kyle-wo8vw Рік тому +2

    RED CARD OFFENCE

  • @mikemorris9902
    @mikemorris9902 Рік тому +20

    Did i miss something on True Geordie? What is going on here

    • @Matt-jc2ml
      @Matt-jc2ml Рік тому

      Same

    • @anthonywarda6784
      @anthonywarda6784 Рік тому +46

      Oh yeah missed something big

    • @PozzaPizz
      @PozzaPizz Рік тому +27

      Oh lmfao you guys are in for one

    • @scotty90
      @scotty90 Рік тому +18

      ​@@anthonywarda6784something big and black 🤣🤣🤣

    • @CoolAdam247
      @CoolAdam247 Рік тому

      @@Matt-jc2ml TG got a fetish for BBC

  • @thanevakarian9762
    @thanevakarian9762 Рік тому

    These are Gurus tweets to Jeff Molina?

  • @stevans6942
    @stevans6942 Рік тому +1

    hahaha hahaha omg

  • @amberlyrose9114
    @amberlyrose9114 Рік тому +2

    😂wth

  • @sofaninja0552
    @sofaninja0552 Рік тому

    Didn't this guy just get elected to some public office, Geordie, good to know UK politics just as messed up as American

  • @Visual_tay
    @Visual_tay 2 місяці тому +1

    bro are those dms real?!??!?!?!?!?!

  • @yesbutactuallyno8305
    @yesbutactuallyno8305 Рік тому +1

    Too much

  • @ericdelay5269
    @ericdelay5269 Рік тому +1

    His account was undoubtedly hacked. 😂

  • @PiggyGuru123
    @PiggyGuru123 Рік тому +2

    😂😂

  • @MannElite
    @MannElite Рік тому +3

    Is this real?

  • @robbattlecryawesome8549
    @robbattlecryawesome8549 Рік тому

    I don't know who you are talking about.

  • @kajhemberg4347
    @kajhemberg4347 Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @markmeenaghan934
    @markmeenaghan934 Рік тому

    Yikes😳🥵🤢🤮

  • @TheNeoSabre0
    @TheNeoSabre0 Рік тому +5

    Sorry boys I might think the dudes disgusting and a degenerate but I'm not down for cancel culture full stop, doesn't matter if it's True Geordie or Count Dankula. I don't think it's the play and I've got to be consistent

  • @pezpythons1532
    @pezpythons1532 Рік тому +1

    Haram

  • @jakebarkerr4519
    @jakebarkerr4519 4 місяці тому

    4 25

  • @PeterParkerWebslinger3
    @PeterParkerWebslinger3 Рік тому +3

    Wtf

  • @LeeD-ou7jy
    @LeeD-ou7jy 4 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂

  • @SharkyyHamilton
    @SharkyyHamilton Рік тому +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DavidSmith-en4lq
    @DavidSmith-en4lq Рік тому

    Is this real?