8:07 OKAY, POLY PERSON HERE! So, basically, in some situations, yes. I was in a poly relationship a few years ago, and it was one where we were all dating each other, like a literal love triangle. And yes, I did get voted out like in Among Us. You're welcome for that knowledge
18:58 Something similar to this happened to me too. Basically, we had a class party, and one of my classmates was the dj. She logged into her Spotify account on the classroom's PC and ON THE PROJECTOR, we saw a playlist called "fuck me daddy" I was a bit concerned as to what in the flying fuck was in that playlist
Folk singer once said that having kids ruins a singer/song-writers ability to sing and write songs. The songs all turn into, "Oh! You got the cutest little nose!" and "Watching Scotty grow!" He told his wife that he'd love to have a family with her, but it might have a negative impact on his song writing ability. She replied, "GIVE ME CHILDREN AND THEY BETTER NOT BE UGLY!"
8:43 just in case anyone can relate to this; this is depression and you should absolutely get help. 9:00 this is also depression. Especially when combined with the previous point. Please get help
28:23 Depends on the moment. I tend to get overwhelmed by sounds more than I do visuals, so I guess I'd rather go dear. There are still tons of beautiful art to see and gardening to do that I'm going to need my eyes for. Plus, I already pay a premium subscription to have access to the charm that removes my sight debuff.
Those Morris Bart signs are everywhere near the coast in South MS, dude. I've seen his face at least a thousand times in the span of the last two months, I swear
Holy guacamole* that scared me I forgot I watched this when I was off my meds (Edit: UA-cam would kick my lungs* if I swear one more time so I have to cover up some words)
We called one of my Friends “Doctor” because he didn’t put his phone up during the first day, and our teacher made a joke that his patients were texting him. Kept that joke up through out the entire year.
29:23 once my sister played this game called “house park” with me when I wasn’t even 3. We had this swing at home and she kept swinging me high asf on it 😹
15 mins of new memes, than a lil comp! DROP SOME IDEAS!!!
ill keep the tiktok memes frequent, since people like them!
Scp memes
flatulence memes
@@VaazkLShorts memes only Americans understand
Hey bro
I adore tiktok screeshots, they're the epitome of gen z humour
You mean epitome? Epiphany doesn't make sense in this context.
Epiphany?
Elephant babies*
Epitome?
Epitome
"Hey bro, nice to meet you, I'm Daniel."
"First stage : _D a n i e l"_
second stage: *_a e n g o r_*
Third stage: *B a r r y*
Fourth stage : _Amandance_
fifth stage: *andrewness*
20:51 I NEED TO BE THE CHILD OF THIS DAD BRO
Bro?
That’s creepy.
😨
????
Oh
"Shut up you don't even exist" is actually crazy
VaazkL is losing his sanity slowly but surely💀
brother its long gone, thats the cost of becoming a youtuber 💀
WORTH IT THOUGH
@@VaazkLShorts ANYTHING FOR TINY!♥♥
@@VaazkLShortsNah, it’s not worth, I WOULD LOSE MY SANITY FOR FREE🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
@@VaazkLShorts ANYTHING FOR TINY!!🐶🐶
8:07
OKAY, POLY PERSON HERE! So, basically, in some situations, yes. I was in a poly relationship a few years ago, and it was one where we were all dating each other, like a literal love triangle. And yes, I did get voted out like in Among Us. You're welcome for that knowledge
interesting
oof, become the imposter next time
idk why but i made this thing in my mind called Poly Squared where its just 5 People instead of 3 😭
@@KoopalingMayhem poly relationships aren’t limited to 3 so yeah, that does exist lol
@@KoopalingMayhempoly^2
10:02 “I’ve been good I swear” WOAH THERE VAAZKL 💀
No you Have Not stop UA-cam studying do now
@@theoneandonlyraptureAgree do I I do
@@theoneandonlyraptureWhat.
let the man have his legos
The man really wants his legos
Thank you for doing the internet equivalent of dumpster diving and sharing it with us
I don't see any youtube shorts screenshots here though? I think you got the wrong video
He is so brave
2:32 I need somebody to make a vid where it’s just every sound VaazkL has made
I might make one!
Update: its done :)
@@Noah._owls I just watched it
4:18 I still get baffled at the concept of having a specific barber. It's like having a specific employee to cook your McDonald's meal
men whimmering cream uncontrollably
EXCUSE ME?
@@carrion.currse MEN WHIMMERING CREAM UNCONTROLLABLY
@@possdoesstuff WHAAAAT???
@@carrion.currse men. whimmering. cream. UNCONTROLLABLY!!!!!!
MEN WHAT ⁉️⁉️⁉️
15:32 this very much happens in britain, but mainly in like year 6 when we got the puberty talk
this never happened to me when we did it. we had to go down onto the carpet, and then get into groups AND DRAW uh.. things
@@meptune0335 😰😰
2:22 im sorry the american accent when saying gee whiz got me
gee whiz!
What if I don't check out your Twitter or discord?
Will you cry?
Cry. I dare you.
Cry and see what happens.
🥲
@@VaazkLShorts no don't cry😨😨
@@8venn_what have you done
@@oznihs3001 im sorry 😭😭
@thatsMel4ya IM SORRY 😭😭😭
I'm pretty sure the second meme is a crime
Pretty sure the first one is too lmao 😂
18:58
Something similar to this happened to me too.
Basically, we had a class party, and one of my classmates was the dj.
She logged into her Spotify account on the classroom's PC and ON THE PROJECTOR, we saw a playlist called "fuck me daddy"
I was a bit concerned as to what in the flying fuck was in that playlist
30:01 OH MY GOD. ROSS FEDERMAN PFP.
4:06 I ACTUALLY SCREAMED WHEN I SAW CHRIS 😭😭😭
The urge to pretend im getting possessed then say it was a joke but no one has any way of knowing if its me talking or a demon
10:08 “I like to eat poop”
Thank you
Folk singer once said that having kids ruins a singer/song-writers ability to sing and write songs. The songs all turn into, "Oh! You got the cutest little nose!" and "Watching Scotty grow!" He told his wife that he'd love to have a family with her, but it might have a negative impact on his song writing ability. She replied, "GIVE ME CHILDREN AND THEY BETTER NOT BE UGLY!"
19:12 Bro his dad was 12 and his mom was 23💀
Hold up...
Oh well
His dads a victim 😭
How in the sigma is you redacted mature enough to lets just say multiply at 11 years old
9:41 bro why did I think his beard was a mask for a second 💀
29:47 when the six hours of sleep total in FOUR DAYS starts to hit you during the day
8:43 just in case anyone can relate to this; this is depression and you should absolutely get help.
9:00 this is also depression. Especially when combined with the previous point. Please get help
Its a joke
🤯
1:55 OH MY GOD ITS TSUKASA TENMA
LMFAOOOO IT IS HELP ME
IT IS CANON
Whomst?
PRSK FAN IN THE WILD
OMG TSUKASA TENMA MY HUSBAND??
4:17 its all fun and games until the second barber cuts their own hair
28:23 Depends on the moment. I tend to get overwhelmed by sounds more than I do visuals, so I guess I'd rather go dear. There are still tons of beautiful art to see and gardening to do that I'm going to need my eyes for. Plus, I already pay a premium subscription to have access to the charm that removes my sight debuff.
9:17 dang didn’t have to call me out like that
I mean both true but still
3:46 "Br0 cAN smEll wHat the r0ck is CookINg" My life ascended to a whole new dimension! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
1:09 the Hercules pfp makes it so much better
Those Morris Bart signs are everywhere near the coast in South MS, dude. I've seen his face at least a thousand times in the span of the last two months, I swear
The dyslexia one was too real though. Send dudes, need more men to fight against the demons in this sleep over.
I read “send nudes” help?? 😭
Holy guacamole* that scared me I forgot I watched this when I was off my meds
(Edit: UA-cam would kick my lungs* if I swear one more time so I have to cover up some words)
Tiktok screenshot vids are my absolute favorite
Wow ok how
@@theoneandonlyrapture How... are they my favorite?
2:30 " *M̵̧̡̢̧̡̧̢̢̢̨̧̨̨̛̛͚̹̗̘̘͉͚͉̘̯̠͖̦͉̤̜̠͍͚͈̖͙̥͙͙̫̩̪͔̲̠͓͚̫͓͚͇̬̺͎̰̜͖͔͓̗̗͕̘͉̖̥̰̻̻̳̯͔̠͓̠̬͎̣̳̜͇͎̼͔̺̗̲̤̻͔̦̜̩̜͙̫̙̗̩̞͕̭̖͈̰̝̳͖̝̫̳͇͉̻̰͉̥̘͍͎̣̫͍͇͙͚̫̥̜̹̬͙̲̖̹̬̗̞̮̥͎̳͇͕͓̝̗͙͙̝̪̤̹͈̞͚͙̱̱̙̟̳̟̘̩͓͚͍̟̥͉̠̪̺͉̹͇͉͚͉͍̥̱͍͎̣̺̞̞̲̲̝͍̙̘͓͉͔̖̥̤͙͎͓̝̼̲̪̟͉͕̼͈̥̬̥̻͈̤̤̜̘͓̅͊̇͑̈̇̃̈́̌̀̏͒͛͋̓͒̅̑̿̄͒͋̂͆̅̀͐̂̀͑̇̽̉̈́͌̎͂̒̏̆̔̾̒͑̅̾̒̏̿͋́̓̿̆̓̀̂̋͑̑̈́͒͑̍͋̅͋̄͑̄̍̿̈͗͆̔̈́̓̑̓̈̓͗̈̒̒͑̄͛͋͌̂̐̅̓̄̔̑̋̓̓͑̈͛̔̄̎̾͗̍̈́͑͌̇̊̀̐̈̋̉̐͒̈́̔̏͑͋̏̍́̈͒̏̍̍̉͆̈́̽̓̎͒͛̑͒́͐̿̋͋̇̕͘̕̕̚̕͘̚̕͘̕͘̕͘̕̚̕͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅM̸̡̡̨̡̡̡̢̡̨̨̡̧̢̛̝̣͚͇̘͔͓͎̞͎͔̯͍͖̝̣̘̝̮̰̜̠̜͇͎̤͚̞͕̩̟̼̹̭̞̗͙̤̮̰̘͉͙̤̟͎̠̻̥̲͈̫̲͓͎̲͉̝̮̥͓͇͈̩̟͖̩͓͙͇̼̝͔̤͎̻͉̩̣̝̪̞͉̙̩̮̣̘͕̞͖̹͚̖̜͇̭̞̤̰̬̲͕̰͎͍͚̬̞̻̰͚̣̪̖̠͓̥̰̯͓̹̠̭̟͚͓͎͚̳̝͎̬̱͙̖̟̤̳̣̻̣͍̭̤̲͉̘͓͔͔̭͈̱̖̲̱͉̺̺̳̺͇͎̰̞̘͖̼͗͗̇̀͑̈́̽̄̑̓̀́̾̐͘͘͜͜͜͜͜͜ͅͅͅ* nyam nyam nyam nyam nyam :3 "
6:04 Trentening aura
Only real ones get it
I was half asleep it scared me too
It's all Trent, it's always been Trent.
33:35 Amber said "My dog stepped on a bee 😫" when she was fighting in a court with Depp
8:58 11 year olds when the doctors diagnose them with autism instead of super skibidi sigma patrick bateman syndrome:
4:37 RADIOHEAD MEMES!!! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE
17:20 is the bends
also 19:36 there is a radiohead album in the back
Radiohead writes songs exclusively for Italian struggles
Did you die
lil bro's got a stuffy nose
i was really ill im stil ill jsut not as bad
@@VaazkLShorts get well soon vaz
he's british
@@aaron4863yeap
@@aaron4863that explains it British ppl got serious problems in every way
17:25 SPONGEBOB REFERENCE ‼️‼️
20:24 court jester behaviour
Vaazkl is such the right mix of chill and energetic. He's so good for me
I like how you actually comment on some of the memes, proving you have a soul
6:55 what is bro on about 😭
4:44 i am part Italian and ive just learned my grandpa may have fought in ww2 💀💀💀
Daniel and Andrew are my favorite stages of grief
11:28 Pee towel had me dying
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀😐😐😐😐🫥🫥🤡🤡🤡🤡
bro experienced 5 emotions then became a clown over a pee towel
did you have a seizure
24:40 bro why is it like the start of a star wars movie😭😭
We called one of my Friends “Doctor” because he didn’t put his phone up during the first day, and our teacher made a joke that his patients were texting him. Kept that joke up through out the entire year.
13:01 our group chat slowly went from “Boys Group Chat” to “The Reason Shampoo Has Intsructions”
2:43 so we just not gonna talk abt how his eyes are like that??
my favourite stages of denial
stage 1. daniel
Sometimes i turn this on in the background while I'm drawing because VaazkL is just so calm, even when reading the craziest shit ever
I'M CRYING RN😭😭🙏🏿 1:44
6:59
I felt dizzy after he said that.
Dizzy and laughing.
I also had food in my mouth.
2:30 it's so preppy in here....
yamyamnamnamyam 😋😋
8:14 Me when my friend told me he hates art
4:53 She's drinking the protein milk that i have for breakfast every single day.
Bald zhongli supremacy
2:30 You’d be in another universe, but if you drank the whole thing, you’d feel the equivalent of taking one of every drug known to man
If you mean medicine then that would be a whole thingy of fentanyl
@@andrewmetcalfe7762No, like fentanyl, cocaine, weed, meth, and every other drugs
19:08 "when I was your age, I was making you" ahh screenshot🗣🗣
5:31 Who's gonna tell him that he can wear suits all the time
14:29 my dumb@$$ though they were referring to the character of Rose Quartz from Steven Universe 💀💀💀
13:00 perfect for "possessed minors and adults who all share one braincell"
1:56 of course its a tsukasa pfp (i love projecr sekai)
4:57 this was from 2019
Time traveler
"if everything is not okay, then its nit the end."
Implies that when everything is okay then it is the end...
13:33 this is so true it does tho /srs
That’s literally so real of you
1:55 TSUKASA TENMA PFP SPOTTED
Starting out strong…! 🤠
25:18 Blooket fishing frenzy 💀
13:05 SO IS MINE??
HELP THAT JUST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK
0:39 i love the slight voice change
24:40 Why tf did they write that like the StarWars intro text?
0:35 the bald zhongli in the background-
1:54 i couldnt stop laughing for like 5 minutes 😭😭😭
2:31 bills cannot be this high
19:04 nah that's down atrocious behavior
3:09 , REAL I LOVE SKUNKS BUT WHEN I TELL SOMEONE THEY R ALWAYS LIKE "they spray fat spray everywhere..." LIKE?? I KNOW THAT BESTIE.
“You’re either a smart fella or a fart smella”
Tik Tok screenshots are so relatable.
3:40 don’t never buy no weed from the gas station
At 21:17 I noticed bro was playing Ace Attourney music 😭😭😭😭 Bro really needed the music to investigate these screenshots
0:35 zhongli in the back😼😼
30:47 this is the exact joke i told in school i thought it was pretty ionic
29:23 once my sister played this game called “house park” with me when I wasn’t even 3. We had this swing at home and she kept swinging me high asf on it 😹
The bee joke that you said you don't get:
Amber Heard: "and my dog stepped on a bee..." 🥴
1:43 OH GOD NOT A MILEVEN DEFENDER😭
5:54 TOTAL DRAMA MENTIONED!?!!??!
Ur mom
JAJAJAJAJJAJA
10:00 Vaazkal: "I've been good, I swear..."
Me: *wtf but also gets it cuz fUCKING LEGOS*
4:10 "ferb, i know what we're gonna do today!"
"Michael Mouse" 💀💀💀
These do make me smile
26:34 you can hear the anger in his voice at having to read that out loud
why bro gotta call me out like that 😭😭😭
(4:31)
1:06 Witnessed it GO INTO THE GUY'S *MOUTH*
He also screamed. Eventually every one laughed at the Electronics Boutique
XD
this is the perfect video for eatibg 😭😭
OH YAY!! TikTok screenshots are my favorite of the compilations you make
12:58 "o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oh! th-thats me.. yeah.. heheh!" ass comment 😭😭