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  • @juliabrummer3302
    @juliabrummer3302 6 років тому +1842

    the eyes are so incredible, sometimes pure purple with a black dot, sometimes deep violet with a black dot

    • @adrianaurrea8559
      @adrianaurrea8559 5 років тому +11

      I liked the eyes so cute and kawaii😍😍😍😙😙😙

    • @orbital-air
      @orbital-air 5 років тому +46

      @@adrianaurrea8559 cute and kawaii mean the same thing

    • @private8944
      @private8944 5 років тому +7

      @@orbital-air maybe she meant it as a tautology

    • @SacredFire777
      @SacredFire777 4 роки тому +1

      LOL @1:48.

    • @NeoIsWatching
      @NeoIsWatching 4 роки тому +1

      Pupil?

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg 7 років тому +3385

    What a weird life, get hit on by weird old man then old man breaks your house with his mouth

  • @julius9639
    @julius9639 6 років тому +2374

    *"You like my robot dance lil mama?"*
    "Im a dude."
    *"..."*
    *"..But did you like it?"*

    • @pavel8499
      @pavel8499 5 років тому +4

      Привет из Белоруссии г Брест

    • @AJKecsk
      @AJKecsk 5 років тому +3

      Беки лемме смашы.
      Ю уант сам фак?

    • @_veronica_r
      @_veronica_r 4 роки тому +6

      @@unstoppableking2356
      Ok..?

    • @MrPenetroso
      @MrPenetroso 4 роки тому +2

      But it's a junior

    • @sspassion2007
      @sspassion2007 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/cURIiZr7jvg/v-deo.html

  • @chase8649
    @chase8649 8 років тому +7694

    BBC is probably confused as all hell as to why this videos blown up.

    • @eveningdim7167
      @eveningdim7167 8 років тому +179

      Vortallius I'm sure they've realized it's a meme from all the comments.

    • @Durgemann
      @Durgemann 8 років тому +138

      If anything, this has less views than expected, with the other videos in the related tab having at least 300k views each. They may not even know of lemme smash. And they may never know.

    • @Marbliss
      @Marbliss 8 років тому +50

      nah they know, they demonetized part 3

    • @Browzyo
      @Browzyo 8 років тому +183

      BBC be like: wot swiggity swooty

    • @valfardskrigare9407
      @valfardskrigare9407 8 років тому +20

      300k is not blowing up.

  • @JakubSinakl
    @JakubSinakl 7 років тому +1592

    2:45 *SHE DOESN'T WANT YELLOW*

  • @debrabolton6475
    @debrabolton6475 5 років тому +471

    Birds are really characters. The nerve of the older bird destroying the younger one's bower. Doesn't he remember when he was young bird? Their eyes are beautiful.

    • @sophiagomez5619
      @sophiagomez5619 4 роки тому +15

      I don’t think he cares if he does remember. Birds really don’t have much empathy.

    • @RetroRift.
      @RetroRift. Рік тому +1

      ​@@sophiagomez5619bro why wouldn't he care if that adult destroyed junior's bower, junior must have felt anger

    • @DovesSweetSonnet
      @DovesSweetSonnet Рік тому

      @@RetroRift. NO, YASIR, he would NOT feel "ANGER"....BIRDS, are NOT people. That would be a human reaction, not a bird's. Nest destroyed, rebuild, period.

    • @raresborcea
      @raresborcea Рік тому

      ​@@DovesSweetSonnetYou haven't seen crows around, have you?

    • @maythesciencebewithyou
      @maythesciencebewithyou Рік тому +1

      he remembers and thinks it`s now my turn

  • @Lightscribe225
    @Lightscribe225 8 років тому +903

    Unknown to Ron, Becky IS Ben.

    • @MarkMaker
      @MarkMaker 7 років тому +7

      Lightscribe225 Well, they did say "Go find Becky" when Ron wanted to smash that first time, so it's clear he was mistaking someone else for Becky. Might as well be Ben lol

    • @PeeNidsCold
      @PeeNidsCold 7 років тому +6

      Lightscribe225 yaoi m8

    • @infectedp9419
      @infectedp9419 7 років тому +12

      Mark Maker that wasn't becky. it was ron's alternative for becky, and after she left he realized he wanted becky back.

    • @C-MOON-PZV
      @C-MOON-PZV 7 років тому

      duN dUN DUUUUNNNN

  • @Liuhuayue
    @Liuhuayue 9 років тому +305

    That's some high quality footage; you could even see the drool when the adult dropped the objects from his mouth. Poor Junior... David Attenborough is the perfect narrator for documentaries such as this one.

  • @t3rianzg
    @t3rianzg 5 років тому +1209

    "blue decorations really pleased a female"
    *Put bird skull in as decorations... that's gotta be some Goth bird Right there

    • @hifriends3607
      @hifriends3607 4 роки тому +17

      Excellent
      Good abservation
      Hatsf
      You have good knowledge
      Fida

    • @truthiseverything9511
      @truthiseverything9511 4 роки тому +58

      Skull of the last Junior.

    • @RegeroTerra
      @RegeroTerra 4 роки тому +32

      All black with neon-blue eyes... Yep, that's a Goth bird.

    • @hifriends3607
      @hifriends3607 4 роки тому +3

      @@RegeroTerra
      Good comment
      Hatsf
      Thanku expressing your feelings friend

    • @jadefenner4971
      @jadefenner4971 4 роки тому +23

      The skull looks to be a rabbit or other small rodent skull actually, but definitely a goth bird nevertheless 😂

  • @orangutansoda
    @orangutansoda 7 років тому +4615

    That awkward moment when you are flirting with a girl and it turns out to be a small male

    • @miink1861
      @miink1861 7 років тому +185

      Happens all the time

    • @softcoreluvr
      @softcoreluvr 7 років тому +397

      Trap card activated

    • @HUNTERSDREAM
      @HUNTERSDREAM 7 років тому +26

      Dropped a Bridget on him.

    • @nmheath03
      @nmheath03 7 років тому +7

      Thought of the Ruff bird and the 3 types of male in the species.

    • @michaelmccarty1327
      @michaelmccarty1327 7 років тому +68

      Happens to everyone once in a while. I sympathize with the bird that was called the master, though. Last time I mistook a dude for a chick, I destroyed his house too.

  • @alyssa-vm7nr
    @alyssa-vm7nr 8 років тому +2449

    no, ron. your tail is small.

    • @micksquizzy
      @micksquizzy 8 років тому +120

      wot?
      Swiggity swooty?

    • @bangbang2469
      @bangbang2469 8 років тому +34

      you want yellow?

    • @micksquizzy
      @micksquizzy 8 років тому +31

      ᎶᏒᎬᎬᎠ-ᏞᎬᏒ Blue and yellow?
      No

    • @jasusmurree3693
      @jasusmurree3693 8 років тому +7

      Alyssa East wut?

    • @alyssa-vm7nr
      @alyssa-vm7nr 8 років тому +13

      o my gollie goodness look at all these likes

  • @kimgreta4693
    @kimgreta4693 5 років тому +357

    3:03 that moment he realized that he’s already gone in the mid performance😂

    • @nadjadebruin6227
      @nadjadebruin6227 5 років тому +52

      *Seduction noises*
      Wait, where'd he go?
      *Seduction noises stop*
      That little shit!!

    • @DrChickwit
      @DrChickwit 4 роки тому +15

      Never go during mid performance, the artist could go mad. 🤪

    • @euryr
      @euryr 4 роки тому +1

      Hi, my name is Richi. Let's be friends!
      ua-cam.com/channels/4dEHV4VpEPcm96ufI-L8ag.html
      like and subscribe

    • @SignOfTheTimes008
      @SignOfTheTimes008 4 роки тому +5

      priceless!

  • @ubebaby7537
    @ubebaby7537 7 років тому +677

    BBC must be confused at the comments

    • @Pinkielover
      @Pinkielover 5 років тому +6

      bbc ? big black cock ? the bird is a big black cock but with blue balls

  • @Deathslayer583
    @Deathslayer583 8 років тому +1416

    Ron, Im leaving

  • @theimperfectgod7140
    @theimperfectgod7140 4 роки тому +279

    "Lemme smash"
    "I'm a dude"
    "Please"
    "I'm a dude"
    "I got you blue, lemme smash"
    "I'm a dude"

    • @theimperfectgod7140
      @theimperfectgod7140 4 роки тому +18

      "Did you just said dude?"
      "No homo"
      "I'm gonna destroy your crap"
      "Oh noes"
      The end

    • @Mini-wd7qz
      @Mini-wd7qz 2 роки тому +2

      The bird might be gay I guess-

  • @CaptainSpycrab
    @CaptainSpycrab 7 років тому +882

    This narration is hilarious sometimes. *Almost* better than Lemme Smash.

    • @thiagozlin
      @thiagozlin 7 років тому +27

      I think it is way better than Lemme Smash. But that's just me.

    • @chocolat6973
      @chocolat6973 7 років тому +11

      Becky is a boy

    • @mjangelvortex
      @mjangelvortex 7 років тому +12

      David Attenborough's narration beats that meme by a landslide.

  • @soulesscinnamon1432
    @soulesscinnamon1432 7 років тому +1216

    95% of comments - lemme smash meme
    5% of comments - About this actual video

  • @Wolfy-Potato
    @Wolfy-Potato 5 років тому +109

    I dont think the master bird destroyed the nest to screw up junior's breeding season, he was just mad cause junior left mid-performance XD

  • @chaikinz
    @chaikinz 7 років тому +519

    And then Lemme Smash was born.

    • @hotnews3366
      @hotnews3366 6 років тому

      chaikinz I don't get it, how's it related to this?

    • @cat_loaf943
      @cat_loaf943 6 років тому

      Hot News in the original lemme smash were used scenes from this wildlife documentary.

  • @bowq-q4653
    @bowq-q4653 6 років тому +1327

    “Lemme smash”
    “No.”
    “Please becky”
    “No, your tail is too small”

    • @Kieran_Duffy
      @Kieran_Duffy 4 роки тому +35

      Bow Q-Q swiggity swooty

    • @TheFerretyOne48
      @TheFerretyOne48 4 роки тому +63

      "Imma get that bitch a stick, bitches love sticks."

    • @flowerofyahweh6587
      @flowerofyahweh6587 4 роки тому +4

      Starla Cat repent Jesus is coming

    • @chonke806
      @chonke806 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheFerretyOne48 stick stick stick stick stick stick stick need stick got stick Becky I got stick
      L e m m e s m a s h

    • @davidvincent380
      @davidvincent380 4 роки тому +3

      Funny, "tail" means "queue" in french, which also means "dick"

  • @pLanetstarBerry
    @pLanetstarBerry 6 років тому +242

    3:04 Dead from laughter every time I see this omg.

  • @omegaman6616
    @omegaman6616 6 років тому +388

    Junior-"Yo... Uh... I was just checking it out... I'm not into that!"

  • @florinfelixHalalau
    @florinfelixHalalau 7 років тому +351

    The guys that disliked the video are Ben's friends.

  • @michaelhillmon6827
    @michaelhillmon6827 6 років тому +358

    For those asking, the bird is a blue-eyed satin bowerbird. Your welcome!

  • @dexterjones8646
    @dexterjones8646 8 років тому +310

    Junior was like I aint gay yo. I'm outta here.

  • @denpadolt9242
    @denpadolt9242 7 років тому +411

    RIP comment section, it was smashed

    • @TimTime10
      @TimTime10 7 років тому +2

      Waddle Derp you clever stick.

    • @zuleikabarrios1265
      @zuleikabarrios1265 7 років тому +1

      Waddle Derp nice

    • @denpadolt9242
      @denpadolt9242 7 років тому

      I'd also like to point out that when I looked up "Pootis Bird documentary" this was the 9th result.

  • @no1bandfan
    @no1bandfan 5 років тому +258

    “Juvenile males are almost identical to females.”
    Ron “Wot!”

    • @its_clover2
      @its_clover2 4 роки тому +18

      "Swiggity Swooty?"

    • @sspassion2007
      @sspassion2007 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/cURIiZr7jvg/v-deo.html

  • @Michael_black777
    @Michael_black777 7 років тому +787

    I didn't know violet eyes exist in nature!!

    • @WolfNugget
      @WolfNugget 7 років тому +19

      im gonna judge you by your look.

    • @Michael_black777
      @Michael_black777 7 років тому +9

      Wolf Nugget so, what do you think?

    • @FlanDollette
      @FlanDollette 7 років тому +5

      don't judge me by my look You're pfp is amazing!

    • @Michael_black777
      @Michael_black777 7 років тому +3

      Catsy O'Niell Productions thanx 😊

    • @Rubywing4
      @Rubywing4 7 років тому +18

      Ikr? They look amazing! :O

  • @zephyr9949
    @zephyr9949 7 років тому +676

    You want yellow?
    She doesn't want yellow...
    Blue and yellow?
    No...

  • @randomglitch843
    @randomglitch843 5 років тому +475

    "the master has other intentions.....SEDUCTION!"

  • @AntlersAndAcorns
    @AntlersAndAcorns 7 років тому +3733

    Little did they know that Becky was actually a male.

    • @AnchorOfTime
      @AnchorOfTime 6 років тому +107

      Becky has a benis

    • @conure512
      @conure512 6 років тому +56

      Im pretty sure Becky isnt actually the bird in that video, seeing as "she" (who we now know is actually a boy) told Ron to "go find Becky".

    • @SeolfurDragyn
      @SeolfurDragyn 6 років тому +69

      The B in LGBT stands for Bowerbird.

    • @semidecent4395
      @semidecent4395 6 років тому +37

      Nick Anning As a part of the lgbtq community I can confirm this is 100% accurate

    • @clearskies210
      @clearskies210 6 років тому +9

      trap

  • @dennyfrontier
    @dennyfrontier 7 років тому +135

    birds are so beautiful i finally understand why my sims always go bird watching

    • @alexhernandez5945
      @alexhernandez5945 7 років тому +8

      dennyfrontier this video is very popular. wanna know why? Just look up Lemme Smash on UA-cam

    • @backyardfishin454
      @backyardfishin454 7 років тому +1

      dennyfrontier lemme smash

  • @Shewas-kathybates
    @Shewas-kathybates 5 років тому +75

    Well that was awkward lmaooo the saliva dripping out of the Masters mouth when he realized the other bird left mid performance

    • @euryr
      @euryr 4 роки тому

      Hi, my name is Richi. Let's be friends!
      ua-cam.com/channels/4dEHV4VpEPcm96ufI-L8ag.html
      like and subscribe

    • @kyana447
      @kyana447 4 роки тому

      @@euryr no

    • @kyana447
      @kyana447 4 роки тому

      @@euryr stfu

  • @persimmon93
    @persimmon93 9 років тому +368

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

    • @astranox240
      @astranox240 8 років тому +16

      9/10 needs more lemme smash

    • @scholarssolutions6735
      @scholarssolutions6735 2 роки тому +3

      Not a high bar at all tbf

    • @persimmon93
      @persimmon93 2 роки тому +3

      @@scholarssolutions6735 I wouldnt know. Never watched twilight.

    • @GusTheGamingFanatic
      @GusTheGamingFanatic Рік тому

      Well, that's not leaving Much up to a question. I could write a two-sentence paragraph of historian, have it be a better love story than Twilight. Watch this. One rock loves the other rock very much. Love gets stolen by vampire, and they run off into sunset. BAM summed up a better story than Twilight

  • @SephirothXValentine
    @SephirothXValentine 7 років тому +601

    She doesn't want yellow...

  • @icefiredestiny3729
    @icefiredestiny3729 5 років тому +21

    The moment when the bird realized it's another male and drops all his stuff he's collected so far-priceless!

  • @Gigatreecko
    @Gigatreecko 7 років тому +169

    So this whole time Ron was just rehearsing for Becky, and then got mad when his friend left before he was finished practicing.

  • @JazzlasterBoris
    @JazzlasterBoris 9 років тому +137

    Ever have one of those days when some young guy enters your home so you decide to practice your pickup lines on him?
    Yeah.

  • @bejaromero2523
    @bejaromero2523 6 років тому +14

    2:48 ‘Junior doesn’t know what to do next’ lol that’s hilarious!!!

  • @XboxAnnihilator
    @XboxAnnihilator 7 років тому +1326

    That moment when you realize Ron was hitting on a boy.

    • @weebshrimp7617
      @weebshrimp7617 7 років тому

      ShootingStarAJM haha

    • @roadroller8851
      @roadroller8851 6 років тому +42

      Becky was a trap the entire time.

    • @baebae1003
      @baebae1003 6 років тому +10

      So birds can be gay? !!

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 6 років тому +6

      Hey teenage boys look like lady's anyone could make that mistake lol.

    • @mcscoops
      @mcscoops 6 років тому +25

      Bae Bae no, the adult females look like juvenile males. Ron was confused.

  • @legion8585
    @legion8585 8 років тому +74

    03:04 laughed so hard to that disappointment, my fiance had to check me if I was going mad.

    • @MotionPictureMuse
      @MotionPictureMuse 8 років тому +1

      I lost it and my cat woke up from his nap and just stared at me upside down for five minutes.

    • @JustineVWarrior
      @JustineVWarrior 8 років тому +2

      it was priceless, PRICELESS!!! Ahahahahhaha

    • @eveningdim7167
      @eveningdim7167 8 років тому

      Legion That was amazing

  • @reothomas7624
    @reothomas7624 4 роки тому +24

    Master: *Love me baby!*
    Junior: *You think im Gae?*

  • @137cloud
    @137cloud 9 років тому +436

    poor junior, first he got seduced mistaken him of a female then his creation got destructed..

    • @Streexzzz
      @Streexzzz 9 років тому +2

      +vanitas ventus if it was in a human society, my house would be broken already...

    • @kvngkvlvnnv9333
      @kvngkvlvnnv9333 8 років тому +15

      IKR that's so sad

    • @CinnamonVulpes
      @CinnamonVulpes 8 років тому +18

      vanitas ventus maybe ron is just gay
      *l e m m e s m a s h*

    • @manictiger9567
      @manictiger9567 7 років тому +3

      In America, if you try to do this to someone's nest, you get shot.

    • @galaxtorykz8435
      @galaxtorykz8435 7 років тому +1

      Seth Walsh lemme smash

  • @kalestars5104
    @kalestars5104 7 років тому +777

    A bit of blue?
    No.
    Yellow?
    She doesn't want yellow..
    Yellow and Blue?

  • @dezzywezzy7456
    @dezzywezzy7456 6 років тому +47

    * I call this one the robot *
    Birdie: bro imma male
    *stops mid dance*

  • @nonono5407
    @nonono5407 8 років тому +207

    2:02 hey gurl
    you want sum tail?
    //flick/

  • @twilo1015
    @twilo1015 7 років тому +532

    *S w i g g i t y s w o o t y ?*

  • @Amy-vb7vl
    @Amy-vb7vl 5 років тому +9

    Master: LOVE ME
    Junior: *hops away at the speed of light*

  • @fleurperdue
    @fleurperdue 8 років тому +103

    the narrator's comment is really priceless

  • @GHOSTbirdnatureLOVER
    @GHOSTbirdnatureLOVER 8 років тому +178

    Junior looks scared out of his mind.

    • @eveningdim7167
      @eveningdim7167 8 років тому +17

      GHOSTbirdnatureLOVER Older man seduces young teen boy who doesn't know a thing about being gay/bi...

    • @petercushingsexcrementnigh7250
      @petercushingsexcrementnigh7250 8 років тому +8

      AubrentheJack then trashes his house.

    • @MASSIVEMAN-wb1zx
      @MASSIVEMAN-wb1zx 8 років тому +6

      Ron's tail so big she can't comprehend

    • @eggsbenedict7711
      @eggsbenedict7711 2 роки тому +1

      Imagine you're all happy in your house and then a larger, older dude comes out of nowhere and starts hitting on you

  • @Erizedd
    @Erizedd 6 років тому +10

    This is the Satin Bower Bird, from Australia. We frequently have them in our yard (they like eating the fruit from our fruit trees), and its true that the female looks just like juvenile males, except that her eyes are like a grey/dark brown instead of blue. Also, the male's black plumage shines metallic dark blue when the sun hits it. :)

  • @kawaiikittystar7073
    @kawaiikittystar7073 7 років тому +686

    WAIT BECKY'S A GUY?!?!?!?!

    • @loudsaturn2226
      @loudsaturn2226 7 років тому +19

      KawaiiKittyStar yea he is

    • @Randoman590
      @Randoman590 7 років тому +39

      KawaiiKittyStar The bird in the video isn't Becky, Becky is a different one.

    • @swxxtpea999
      @swxxtpea999 7 років тому +12

      KawaiiKittyStar SPOILERS FOR THE COMMENT SCROLLERS!

    • @orbital-air
      @orbital-air 7 років тому +39

      maybe she's trans

    • @yonkbonkers
      @yonkbonkers 7 років тому +24

      becky is the best trap ever

  • @beckythebird1793
    @beckythebird1793 7 років тому +202

    No Ron, your tail is small

  • @MaiBeyblader
    @MaiBeyblader 4 роки тому +12

    "Junior doesn't know what to do next."
    I feel for you, Junior.
    Even though I'm laughing. xD

  • @gircakes
    @gircakes 8 років тому +37

    He's like "Ok Junior how was that? Do you think it will impress her?"
    "IDK man I'm not gay."

  • @noahk5015
    @noahk5015 8 років тому +311

    I got you blue

  • @lettynamang5444
    @lettynamang5444 4 роки тому +14

    "Yo, cool house man."
    "YO WANNA LOOK AT THIS BLUE."

    • @euryr
      @euryr 4 роки тому

      Hi, my name is Richi. Let's be friends!
      ua-cam.com/channels/4dEHV4VpEPcm96ufI-L8ag.html
      like and subscribe

  • @ቀስተደበና
    @ቀስተደበና 8 років тому +133

    There purple eyes are beautiful.

  • @rachelj16
    @rachelj16 6 років тому +282

    @ 1:31 that def looks like another bird skull in the middle of the love shack...

    • @Tainira94
      @Tainira94 5 років тому +73

      Are you saying you're not up for getting down and dirty on top of your ancestors' remains?

    • @yttrium7646
      @yttrium7646 5 років тому +34

      I think it's a small rodent skull. Like a mouse or something. It didn't look like it had a beak.

    • @CJCroen1393
      @CJCroen1393 4 роки тому +5

      @@yttrium7646 I was thinking the same. Still pretty hardcore, though.

    • @catlovingartist3756
      @catlovingartist3756 4 роки тому +8

      for goth birds only

  • @lazypaw7448
    @lazypaw7448 5 років тому +12

    "The master has other intentions...seduction" WAIT HOLD ON HAHAHAHAHA WHAT A NARRATIVE

  • @dionysius2012
    @dionysius2012 8 років тому +194

    Looks like the adult male doesn't know how to take rejection well. Poor junior.

    • @jannismcb2803
      @jannismcb2803 8 років тому +5

      i see a comment of yours at about every 3rd video i watch the comments at

  • @dialga236
    @dialga236 7 років тому +2002

    What has my life come to?
    Becky thought my tail was big
    Becky used to lemme smash
    Becky is smashing Ben
    Ben is a ho
    #BenIsAHo2017

  • @minttuhattara
    @minttuhattara 5 років тому +50

    My UA-cam recommendations years ago:
    "Lemme smash!"
    My UA-cam recommendations 2019:
    "Bird Seduction Techniques | Life Story | BBC."
    Finally the original one. I just got one question... "What has my life come to?"

  • @Ruddpocalypse
    @Ruddpocalypse 7 років тому +465

    This is a nice stick. I like, sticks. Peck peck

  • @itsjeron164
    @itsjeron164 8 років тому +239

    I feel sad for junior.Hope he found his mate

    • @mohamedumar3082
      @mohamedumar3082 8 років тому +27

      he's probably dead from avian flu....or got eaten by a snake.

    • @crisvaraas
      @crisvaraas 8 років тому +44

      Jeron Wong LEMME SMASH

  • @teyavan4397
    @teyavan4397 4 роки тому +72

    Being a female, I honestly think these birds are putting more effort in their mating games than most human males!

    • @ARedMagicMarker
      @ARedMagicMarker 4 роки тому +7

      @UA-cam Account#:457
      Sorry, you may have blue balls, but they're not the right SHADE of blue.

    • @wasifkhan7033
      @wasifkhan7033 4 роки тому

      Haha

    • @jadibdraws
      @jadibdraws 2 роки тому +3

      Human women have made things alot easier for human men when it comes to mating hence the lack of effort.

    • @zonesquestiloveunderworld
      @zonesquestiloveunderworld Рік тому

      Why should men put in effort when women don't? And no, standing there looking pretty isn't effort.

    • @lennarthagen3638
      @lennarthagen3638 Рік тому

      For how long have you hated men?

  • @saltyshibes6247
    @saltyshibes6247 8 років тому +88

    1:47 I LAUGHED SO HARD MILK CAME OUT OF MY NOSE

  • @seisshakenshin5932
    @seisshakenshin5932 6 років тому +70

    Junior was like, "...but..but..I'm not into that kind of thing master, sorry I'm out..."
    What a dirty trick you mean old man, I mean, bird.

  • @teresa8650
    @teresa8650 5 років тому +7

    The young bird was like I don't play that I'm outta here!!

  • @OthelleouXVIII
    @OthelleouXVIII 8 років тому +148

    the bird sounded like he was about to let out a receipt -.-

  • @caiopatric
    @caiopatric 7 років тому +429

    That's what you get for being an androgynous anime boy.

  • @paleo_master14
    @paleo_master14 2 роки тому +2

    You can see the exact nanosecond when juniors heart breaks in 2 when he sees his bower gone.

  • @tsunamix0147
    @tsunamix0147 7 років тому +96

    So that was where "Lemme Smash" came from... AND it's narrated by David Attenborough!

  • @AgRocksi
    @AgRocksi 8 років тому +51

    wait for that one person that has no idea what we're talking about

  • @rialpleya
    @rialpleya 5 років тому +10

    3:02 when he drops the stuff LMAO

  • @iluvsakuraandsyaoran
    @iluvsakuraandsyaoran 9 років тому +92

    junior's poor house got destroyed because he turned down a seduction from an older male. that's cold bro.

    • @diazconias
      @diazconias 8 років тому +24

      +glovesandtea you make it sound like every catolic child story.

    • @GregClayguy
      @GregClayguy 7 років тому

      lemme smash

  • @OnyxAgainstTheWorld
    @OnyxAgainstTheWorld 5 років тому +8

    2:13 if you listen very carefully oh, you can hear Junior's internal screaming.

  • @aricroy4258
    @aricroy4258 7 років тому +91

    Top 10 Anime Betrayals

  • @crab-time1
    @crab-time1 8 років тому +420

    stick, need stick, GOT STICK BECKY I GOT STICK LEMME SMASH

  • @Vani_koopi
    @Vani_koopi 3 роки тому +2

    Bro, its a literal bird version of an enderman, prove me wrong

  • @sarahmcclure9789
    @sarahmcclure9789 8 років тому +1755

    Only here because of "lemme smash"

  • @megalcro
    @megalcro 6 років тому +40

    "Lemme Smash" jokes aside, I love birds. They're so cute.

  • @josephinefraire9091
    @josephinefraire9091 5 років тому +4

    In life, I am Junior.
    Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

  • @AloisAgos
    @AloisAgos 8 років тому +58

    First he tries to screw him, then he just screws him over.

  • @Trenegeut87
    @Trenegeut87 9 років тому +53

    the experience must have been quite traumatic for the green fellow

  • @zerosonfire
    @zerosonfire 5 років тому +2

    3:04 "oh hell no...you did not just leave like that..." LMAO 😂

  • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
    @ChangedMyNameFinally69 8 років тому +734

    Wait both of those are dudes...the meme was completely wrong!

    • @petaltailify
      @petaltailify 8 років тому +62

      LJK401 what if Junior just had a very feminine voice which led Ron to believing he's female? o .o Junior still needs to hit puberty xD And Ron needs to get back with Becky ;D

    • @alphatrex612
      @alphatrex612 8 років тому +90

      Or ron is gay.

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 8 років тому +50

      Damn bird traps.

    • @mamabear2847
      @mamabear2847 8 років тому +1

      LJK401 xD

    • @ChangedMyNameFinally69
      @ChangedMyNameFinally69 8 років тому

      venus De milo Glad I made you laugh.

  • @tekcub7858
    @tekcub7858 7 років тому +58

    1:31 Females also like random pieces of animal carouses

  • @SoLuVaBle299
    @SoLuVaBle299 5 років тому +6

    Anyone else think the adult male looks/sounds like a robot when he's practicing his seduction techniques?

  • @ItsMuffinTimePls
    @ItsMuffinTimePls 8 років тому +9

    When he realizes that his "guest" is gone and he just goes COMPLETELY SILENT AND DROPS THE PENCAP X""D

    • @MotionPictureMuse
      @MotionPictureMuse 8 років тому +2

      Riiight? I keep watching that bit over and over, such perfect comedic timing!

  • @numaorus
    @numaorus 7 років тому +9

    It's fascinating to see birds so up close in the wild of all kinds. I've seen enough fancy nests, but you gotta admit that seeing different breeds and species have different nests, like human culture.

  • @goldenhydreigon4727
    @goldenhydreigon4727 3 роки тому +1

    1:37)
    "This is a nice stick."
    "I like sticks."
    *peck*
    *peck*

  • @eirinyagokoro8747
    @eirinyagokoro8747 8 років тому +78

    "Juvenile males are almost identical to females."
    ISSA TRAP

  • @lizac8600
    @lizac8600 8 років тому +74

    you want yellow ? She doesn't want yellow...

    • @jonahhex6593
      @jonahhex6593 7 років тому +20

      Liza C blue and yellow .. No

  • @claudia2189
    @claudia2189 6 років тому +10

    3:07 “well bye, it’s been weird!”

  • @autobotrock4789
    @autobotrock4789 8 років тому +361

    This enlightening video is flooded with comments about lemme smash. XD

    • @mr.queasy2280
      @mr.queasy2280 7 років тому +5

      Candice Adams lemmie smash

    • @Dembitess_Blu
      @Dembitess_Blu 7 років тому +11

      Candice Adams wot?.. swiggity swooty?

    • @stingfiretube
      @stingfiretube 7 років тому +2

      Candice Adams Its a meme now

  • @Assassin049
    @Assassin049 6 років тому +52

    Bird picking that plastic just broke my heart !:(((

  • @Next_Midnight
    @Next_Midnight 4 роки тому +1

    3:05 That look says it all! 😂

  • @litcandleMalo
    @litcandleMalo 7 років тому +10

    You know it’s a good documentary when David is narrating.

  • @Ohiogobli
    @Ohiogobli 7 років тому +200

    Girl bird:This is a nice stick
    I like sticks
    peck peck
    Ron: lemme smash
    please
    Girl bird: No