Children of the Corn (2023) Movie Review | Just AWFUL
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- Опубліковано 3 бер 2023
- In this video, I take a deep dive into my Children of the Corn movie review. the highly anticipated first installment in this Stephen King series. We'll discuss the plot, characters, and cast, as well as analyze the movie's themes and explore any easter eggs or references to the original Children of the Corn storyline. We'll also speculate on what this movie could mean for the future of this type of slasher, and discuss any rumors or news about its production. So sit back, relax, and join us as we explore the world of Children of the Corn. Do I think Children of the Corn is Awful? Maybe, but that doesn't mean you will.
Possessed by a spirit in a dying cornfield, a 12-year-old girl in Nebraska recruits other children in her small town to go on a bloody rampage and kill all the adults and anyone else who opposes her. Soon, a bright high school student who won't go along with the plan becomes the town's only hope for survival.
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What is your favorite movie with corn in it?
“Sleepwalkers” has a scene where the villain stabs a cop with a corncob.😬😂
@@colli_wolly “Cob Kebab!”
Sharks of the corn. Really awful stuff, a really fun time if you’re not sober!
CORNBREAD, EARL & ME...CLASSIC!
The original Children in the Corn
“R for Blood, Bad Acting, and Cursing”
If only movies had rating descriptions like that.😂😂
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Loved that snuck in there lol
Can’t comment on acting in no paid movie critic acting coach to know anything about acting
Children of the Corn, Winnie the Pooh Blood and honey, Hollywood not every movie is meant for the Big screen.
Haha Winnie the Pooh gone violent ain’t my thing 😂 0:01
@@unknownhero5894 🐷🪓🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@monroethegreat7539 😂
Winnie the pooh ain't a Hollywood movie... its an indie movie.
@𝕊𝕚𝕞𝕚 ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕊𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕐𝕒𝔹𝕚𝕥𝕤 Again some movies is not made for the big screen, And Winnie the Pooh was one of them
You're a trooper for sitting through this.
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"So, from that point you have to recover!" 🤣That had me! I immediately thought, *oi! that bad?* *The viewer had to snap out of it?!* Thanks for a wonderful review - looks like, February is the new January for Horror Movie genre fans, inane scripts and "scary Movies?!"🤭😅
Its march nigga
It was so bad I cried from pure joy when it ended. I was so happy.
We haven’t had a good Stephen king adaptation since Doctor Sleep
Which everyone shat on.
I despised that movie
True but I have faith in that the boogeyman will be good
I don't wanna watch it all, but there's my crush Elena Kampouris in it, so should I watch Austin ?
You should always watch anything for your celebrity crush. Even Children of the Effing (already R rated but I tried to keep it PG-13) Corn.
@@misjathecinemalover 💀💀
I didn’t even know this was a thing until I saw your review. That’s reassuring
Same tbh
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Thank you for watching this so that we don't have to...Once again, I gotta ask this Hollywood question, WHO WAS ASKING FOR THIS? another sequel, remake NOBODY asked for, sh*t, I didn't even think the original was good.
This franchise is on the same level as The Puppetmaster. TOO MANY UNNECESSARY SEQUELS and MOVIES
These are all the CHILD OF THE CORN MOVIES we've had since the first not including this new one
Children of the Corn (1984)
Children of the Corn II: The Final Sacrifice
Children of the Corn III: Urban Harvest
Children of the Corn IV: The Gathering
Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror
Children of the Corn 666: Isaac's Return
Children of the Corn: Revelation
Children of the Corn (2009)
Children of the Corn: Genesis
Children of the Corn: Runaway
Children of the Corn (2020)
It was a 2020 movie as it premiered in Sarasota, Florida. Shudder acquired the movie and it was released in 2023
Yep, they say it sucks... bad. Tnx for the warning...
The intro🤣 love these reviews!!!
R for bad acting🤣🤣
😂😅
This so called 'corn monster' thing blew me
So WHERE can we see it?
How haven't you had a date with the toaster and a bathtub after watching all this crap?
Just finished the movie 😂 didn’t know he who walks behind the rows was related to the monster from The Mummy
Austin won't forget this tax write off
Aw, shucks.
What movie have you given a zero on?
It’s like the kid on TikTok predicted “It’s Corn!”
So tell me why are Isaac and Malachai not in this?
It's in theaters?
I saw the original in the theater as a kid .
Got a recommendation sir , extraordinary on disney plus , very well done , kinda superhero comedy kinda thing with a dark sense of humour , best thing I've seen in a while
It’s on Hulu in America, not Disney+
Interesting, thank you!
@Austin Burke, can I ask a question❓
Children of the Pooh !
That thumbnail and intro says it all 🤣
Thing is, there is potential for a really good film based on the material. America’s answer to The Wicker Man.
I had no idea this was coming out
This Stephen king movie is down bad 1:34 😂 bro this is a reboot 😂
The og was boring. I knew this would be.
Least that had Isaac
I remember being freaked out as a kid by the original. Watched it again as an adult and it was bad. This sounds just as bad. I haven't agreed with other reviews of yours but this one tells me what I need to know.
All the characters had wonky delivery and acting not just the extras, and yes showing the monster was pretty bad
The movie was terrible indeed. Especially at the beginning. Let’s see, we got a kid name Wally here, who looks 9 years old, who’s being forced to jump off a board that’s at least 2 stories down. Then we got two 17 year olds on the scene who barely intervene. Even if I was still that age, if I was too chicken sh!t to intervene, I would’ve at least run back into town to warn all the grown ups that a bunch of kids drove another kid to his death. But bo barely did anything.
Some of the worst dialogue I heard not seen
Nahh I watched these people deliver this dialogue with my own eyes… eyes and ears lol
I enjoy the original Children of the Corn. It's a cult classic for me.
And Isaac is actually freaky
Plot twist: the original sucks too.
The OG film is a cult classic. You just have shitty taste 🤷🏽♂️
How did all the adults end up in jail? Its just not addressed. The kids weren't even remotely threatening.
Not the cream of the crop. 🤣🤣🤣
I guess I’ll watch the 80s movie again lmao
The only cool thing about this movie is they had the voice over guy do the trailer …that also sucked lol . Honestly this is the only horror franchise I haven’t really watched besides the first one .
Whoever thought this was was a good idea should be ashamed of themselves this was so terrible
Giving it a chance tonight, will review in lieu
I’m not surprised that this movie sucks
The original movie is decent.
But the sequels and 2009 Syfy channel Remake are dogshit and this new movie sounds bad.
I’ll check it out at somepoint but I’m lowering my expectations which weren’t that high to begin with
Where you paid 8.50 at, you're lucky.
Idk why we never got a Skinamarink review. That shit fucked me up lol
I know Austin is praying to not get another one 😂. This man can’t handle 3 bad movies
The onoy part I liked was the little actress playing young Hillary Clinton.
corn
It's the 11th movie in a franchise famous for being bad, which is a shame the concept has the potential to be turned into a good movie, but unfortunately it seems to get people with no creativity involved in them. The franchise has early roles for Charlize Theron, Naomi Watts, Eva Mendes, and also some other famous veterans involved throughout them, Michael Ironside, Linda Hamilton, David Carradine, among others, and yet they are still bad. One day a good movie will come from this concept. I have seen the other 10, I will probably see this one too, just to say that I have, but my expectations are very low.
12th the 2009 remake for SyFy Channel
@@Chelaxim that is included, its 11. Children of the Corn, Children of the Corn 2: The Final Sacrifice, Children of the Corn 3: Urban Harvest, Children of the Corn 4: The Gathering, Children of the Corn 5: Fields of Terror, Children of the Corn 666: Isaacs Return, Children of the Corn Revelation, Children of the Corn (2009), Children of the Corn Genesis, Children of the Corn Runaway, and Children of the Corn (2020), that's 11.
Children of the Corn choking on a fork😂.
Ww love Burke
The 11th children of the corn movie by the director of Ultraviolet, no thanks!
i fell asleep
Which one was worse, the new Jeepers creepers or this ? 🤔 hahaha
My God, I hated 2023's Children of the Corn. It was a CGI, CRAP DIALOGUE, WRITING, SOUNDTRACK, CHARCATER DEVELOPMENT & EXTREMELY SLOPPY!!
Your grandma was a big horror fan?? My grandma watched the Birds at 10 or 11 and never watched anything horror again.
He said like effing 😂😂
The first was wasn’t good then either.
I actually liked it
The reason the original children of the corn film did so good it's because Issac was a fully grown man who had the same condition as hasbullah and he was a awesome actor remake is just trash
They couldn't even be bothered to cast for Isaac had to change the character alto
altogether
I can't believe this remake of a bad movie that spawned 9 sequels,8 which were direct to video,that was previously had a remake for the SyFy channel, that is an adaptation of a short story written for Penthouse magazine is bad.
children of the corn is the only franchise out here 0 and 13
Hate ending to it I feel it was made to be modernized for todays generation
thanks mate just saved 10 euros and time. wannted to watch it because of Stepen king
This was in theatres? What the fuck haha
The movie was super cringe 😬
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bro they pay you to talk shit on good movies you are no horror fan
Corn is yummy 😋