I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid
Fun fact: the whole “I got a jar of dirt” scene was improvised. So the reason why everyone is looking at Jack like he’s crazy is because the actors had no idea what Johnny Depp was doing.
"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside of it" That scene with Johnny improvising that and Orlando looking at him wondering what the heck is he doing cracks me up 😂
@@jasminkl1716 Yes Johnny Depp actually fell down those steps by mistake, so instead of laughing it off and it becoming a blooper, he continued his line so the scene could continue.
I legit always say “savy” when I’m like “do you understand” because it’s shorter and I like to quote Jack. Also the jar of dirt thing is me and my brother while fighting.
@@Bbb.anana6 don't feel bad, it was a reference but it was something they included in the montage (1:38-1:42), i haven't seen any except the first film so it's all good
Some kid said something stupid in my English class so my teacher thought it would be funny to review the alphabet, and I recited the whole thing like this! She bought us all personal pizzas from Riko’s the next day!
Hahahahaha .. I love Johnny.. he's a good actor, a good father and a good husband.. I miss him as Capt. Jack Sparrow, too bad Disney left him. Thank you for this video. Good job po..
Yeh. I get a feeling that he’ll go on to do something equally epic. After all, Potc is nothing without Johnny. Now that the world knows the truth about Amber Turd, movie producers, will be throwing themselves at his feet and begging Johnny to be in their movies
Captain Jack Sparrow: "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful, why are these things never clear?", that's me whenever I get directions that I don't understand.
@Mara Lotz Yes, he said "N-nein, nein!Sprechen Sie Deutsch?"/ "N-no, no!Do you speak German?" As a German who never watched Potc in English this line just caught me off guard lmao
Them: * Have guns and swords are are ready to kill Capitan Jack sparrow* Capitan Jack Sparrow: Pulu.. pulilpulu... plapuu,.. But still, Jar of dirt is funniest moment for me
A: AAAaaAaAaA B: Oh Bugger… C: Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow. D: Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again. E: Ever walk on the beach, look back and see your footsteps in the sand? F: Your face is familiar, have I threatened you before? G: Give me the map no man can read. H: Help her! I: I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it! J: Jack Sparrow, isn’t it? *Captain* Jack Sparrow. K: [ Unaudiable ] L: Let them fight eachother! M: EugHh. Monkey. N: nNNnAine. NaInE. O: Oi. A boogey snickel-snickel. P: Plalelehouh. Q: Quick, before the pig runs. R: *Rum.* S: Savvy. T: This is the day that you will always remember as the day you- U: Up is down..? Well that’s just maddeningly unhelpful.. V: W: Why is the rum gone? X: XxXAUgHh. Y: You have heard of me. Z: Zzzz…Pirates, heh. Pirates?! (Yeah, this kind of took a while 😔)
Honestly when the video got to the end I was thinking wait that sounds familiar then I went and played sims and I had to rethink my whole life thank you 🤣
“You see crazy people don’t know their crazy. But I know I’m crazy therefore I’m not crazy, isn’t that crazy?” - Captain Jack Sparrow
UNDERRATED MAN XD
I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly stupid
🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's crazy is that I understood that.
W is for when am i going to watch it
“I gOt A jAr Of DiRt, I gOt A jAr Of DiRt, AnD gUeSs WhAtS iNsIdE iT”
Best lines ever
I think asta lavista baby is better
Tracy Harris… So true, so true!
and what's better is that that scene was improvised
I AGREEE
Best line in the world
Fun fact: the whole “I got a jar of dirt” scene was improvised. So the reason why everyone is looking at Jack like he’s crazy is because the actors had no idea what Johnny Depp was doing.
Exactly why Johnny is perfectly suited for the role. And disney had the audacity to kick him out 🤨
@@DazzlingPotatoes I know😭I makes me so mad😖
We all know Johnny Depp is a fucking treasure and deserves the role back no matter the cost
Legit, I rewatched it and Orlando's face is like "wait a min is that suposed to happen?" pure goold
He also wasn’t meant to fall down the stairs, which makes the whole thing better
"Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful.
Why are these things never clear?
My brain reading clear directions on any sort of test ever.
Facts bro!
Agreed.
Me everytime my teacher makes us read poems
0:47 I is for: I got a jar o' dirt, I got a jar o ' dirt and guess whats inside it! - CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
Knowing it was his own creation it would be Johnny Depp not Jack Sparrow.
It's funny cuss it's so stupid 😂😂😂
I love this so much- the sims music at the end is peak tho.
Thankyou so much! :)
Agreed
RIP this video when EA sees it
@@wmastudios9794 nah
out of context, but I like your pfp really-
"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside of it"
That scene with Johnny improvising that and Orlando looking at him wondering what the heck is he doing cracks me up 😂
I love how elizabeth also has this genuine look of “what the fuck is he up to now?”
That was improvised??
@@jasminkl1716 Yes Johnny Depp actually fell down those steps by mistake, so instead of laughing it off and it becoming a blooper, he continued his line so the scene could continue.
@@Lauren86789 Omg now I love him even more.
@@jasminkl1716 Yes. But of course Amber Heard had to come in and ruin everything for not only us as his fans but ruin him and his career 🤬
n:"Nein! Nein! Sprechen Sie Deutsch?"
Me as a german: kind of proud
Same
Same
Yesss
Same
Moin, i'm fromer Germany
Als ich den Spruch gehört habe, habe mir eigentlich nichts gedacht XD
I never saw that scene before, or if I did, I did not remember it. I was SO surprised xD
as a simmer and jack sparrow lover i appreciate this video on another level. no seriously i didn't expect the sims music at the end its taking me out
Glad I’m not the only one that got absolutely sent by the sims music
Same
I legit always say “savy” when I’m like “do you understand” because it’s shorter and I like to quote Jack.
Also the jar of dirt thing is me and my brother while fighting.
!!! UNDERRATED !!!
I was waiting for him to say “Savvy” to that annoying lawyer, Rottenborn
Ahh yes i stole the last cookie btw
Heheh same situation but I say “aye” from “aye,aye captain” best line ever
T: That's has got to be the best pirate i have ever seen
So it would seem
“Gentlemen, This is the day you will remember, as the day that you almost caught... Captain. Jack. Sp- **trips and falls over ledge,** **splash!**
Missed opportunity
So it would seem..
@@GOONER.1886 nah. The one they did was still good
So like no one's gonna talk about "Aboogie snickle snickle"😂🤣 1:24
I lost it 😂
@@monalisahatesu562 so did he
I know but it’s genius lol lol lol lol lol aboogie snickle snickle
How was he able to speak their language though? Or was that just drunk jibberish??
@@nealang9520 yes
I shall announce words of a legend:
I’ve got a jar of dirt
I’ve got a jar of dirt
And guess what’s inside it
✨✨Legendary✨✨
is dirt inside it just guessing because anything can be in it.
Who knows
@@activegaming4947 it was the slimy gits heart ( davie jones i think is how you spell it ) but then someone else got it
Yes Perfect
"A! monke"
😂
We all knew r was going to be rum
Edit: ty guys for so many likes!
◕ᴗ◕✿
Aye
had a feeling with W also lol
I read that exactly as he said it😂
YES
*why’s the rum always gone*
You should have put S as STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP!
I don't understand what it's saying for S😭😭
@@co218manu.8 savy
@@Bbb.anana6 No, I do not savy!
@@miningflame9847 😐what? Lmao is that a references I just watched the first 2 movies yesterday and forgot most of it so sorry if it was a reference
@@Bbb.anana6 don't feel bad, it was a reference but it was something they included in the montage (1:38-1:42), i haven't seen any except the first film so it's all good
"Pallaley.. pallayleloo" and "why is the rum gone" are still all time faves 😂😂
Even people who don’t watch pirates of the Caribbean can agree this is amazing
Still want to watch 'em
I love how the majority of these clips are about rum
Or he is drunk
@@yobamagaming4168 yep
"You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of"
"But you have heard of me..."
C, R and S were unquestionably correct. I think we all knew those. W was good too, the rum is important, very important.
I agree especially about I
I can't believe I didn't include the I 😂 it's on my WhatsApp status ever so often
WhY Is ThE RuM GoNe
Oml idk why but i love tone of his voice when he did that, like he was betrayed
But why IS the rum gone?
When "why is the rum gone" appeared I literally screamed 😂😂😂
Marvel : We got Thanos
Captain Jack Sparrow:I got jar of dirt
''Did everyone see that because i will not see that again'' (me about pirates 4 & 5)
Also, there should be a captain in there somewhere
I love that quote so much!
I love the fact that, that clip comes from the forth movie.
This channel is a hidden gem. Can you make something Thomas Brodie-sangster?!?!?!
Wait, Kaya Scoldelario is Teresa in TMR! So is Thomas Brodie-Sangster!!!!
@@ansleyburns5135 ya. you didnt know that. lol
@@ameliamae1015 LOL
“WhEreS thE rUm?!”
“I goT a JaR of DiRt, I GoT a JaR oF diRt!”
Best lines EVER I think
LMFAOOOO THE SIMS WHAT I’,M DYING IT WAS SO UNEXPECTED-
You choosing "I gotta a jar of dirt!!!" for "I" made my day.
Dude I love how R got that fast for Rum xD
1:35
“I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt and guess what’s inside it?” 😂I love when he says that, best line ever
Evidence
Some kid said something stupid in my English class so my teacher thought it would be funny to review the alphabet, and I recited the whole thing like this! She bought us all personal pizzas from Riko’s the next day!
For real?
@@saigotheanimator1098 yep! 👍🏻
"Why is the rum gone?" always cracks me up even when I try to keep a straight face 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣✌🏾
Him trying to say “parley” has to be one of the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
We all knew r would be rum and s would be savvy
Jack: Pugh leh... Pughililouu... par neh neh- par shnip- par slee- par.. par na par na-...?
Other dude: Parley?
Jack: Yes! That’s the one! Parley!
PARLEY... DAMN to the depths whatever mutton head thought up parley!!!
LOL
jack Sparrow is the most cute, crazy, intelligent, badass, bold, romantic, funny, cold character I've ever seen
If Y would’ve been another “Why is the rum gone” I would’ve lost it. Great video ❤️🙏🏼
Hahahahaha .. I love Johnny.. he's a good actor, a good father and a good husband.. I miss him as Capt. Jack Sparrow, too bad Disney left him. Thank you for this video. Good job po..
Yeh. I get a feeling that he’ll go on to do something equally epic. After all, Potc is nothing without Johnny.
Now that the world knows the truth about Amber Turd, movie producers, will be throwing themselves at his feet and begging Johnny to be in their movies
Captain Jack Sparrow: "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful, why are these things never clear?", that's me whenever I get directions that I don't understand.
Still love the "I got a jar of dirt" part
I learned the alphabet better then anyone could ever explain it to me. Thank you Captain jack sparrow 😀
the monkey part left me rolling on the ground at 4 am IT WAS HILARIOUS
me at the beginning: "I" better be "I gOt A jAr Of DiRt, I gOt A jAr Of DiRt, AnD gUeSs WhAtS iNsIdE iT”
0:48
me: YESSS
“WHY IS THE RUM GONE?!” i laughed so hard! 🤣
In my opinion the best parts 1:20 and 1:36. I laughed hard on these ones.
@Mara Lotz
Yes, he said "N-nein, nein!Sprechen Sie Deutsch?"/
"N-no, no!Do you speak German?"
As a German who never watched Potc in English this line just caught me off guard lmao
@@Steindaemon nein, das ist eine Szene aus den Outtakes :)
No, it is one of many bloopers :)
Captain Jack Sparrow:“I gOt A jAr Of DiRt, I gOt A jAr Of DiRt, AnD gUeSs WhAtS iNsIdE iT”
The squid:Dies OF Curiousness
“Well that's just maddeningly unhelpful.
Why are these things never clear?
*me during a geometry test*
This is how I will be teaching my kids the alphabet someday
When I have kids (won’t be for 20 years ) I’ll be teaching them this
@@beckygrierson6027 same here lol
Same lol
I enjoyed this so much and when the sims music came at the end I completely went with the vibe welld done
Ever notice that Jack has sailed with 3 generations of Turners and 2 Barbossas?
I love this scene.One of my favorite parts is Orlando Bloom's face!! 😄
Very creative! 😃👍Johnny must see this! He inspires to do many things such as this montage of him
I'm your 300th sub becuse this was iconic!
I accidentally turn on captions when Jack said, "I have a jar of dirt," and automatic captions were like [Music]
LOLLLLL
0:06 gets me dying every time 😂😂😂
Haven’t watched yet but if R isn’t “Rum” I’m suing XD
and if I isn't I got a jar of dirt
“This is the day that you will all remember as the day that you-“ * falls off a cliff and dies * 😂😂😂😂😂
It feels like I'm in kindergarten and movie theater simultaneously.
I really thought B was gonna stand for, “Give me the bottle.” Thank you for finding something better!
The perfect use of I and W.
L shows quite a bit of Sparrow’s intelligence, mind you.
Them: * Have guns and swords are are ready to kill Capitan Jack sparrow*
Capitan Jack Sparrow: Pulu.. pulilpulu... plapuu,..
But still, Jar of dirt is funniest moment for me
0:49 I love how Will is just: What...
1:17 I never noticed Jack spoke German- never been prouder in jack and my country 🥹🇩🇪
I think it might’ve been a German dub tho
Could be completely wrong tho
Best Captain Jack Sparrow Vid ever! I literally couldn't stop laughing!
“I got a jar of dirt”
That’s just the best one
I just love Johnny he is a wonderful man
I love Johnny Depp so much ❤️😊😁😎 he's so funny
I love the "I got a jar of dirt" SO MUCH 😆🤣
The way jack sparrow is exactly how johnny depp is, explains his personality exactly.
2:00 where is the rum gone 😂😂😂😂
Rick Sanchez, Doctor Who, and Captain Jack Sparrow walk into a bar...
A: AAAaaAaAaA
B: Oh Bugger…
C: Captain, Captain Jack Sparrow.
D: Did everyone see that because I will not be doing it again.
E: Ever walk on the beach, look back and see your footsteps in the sand?
F: Your face is familiar, have I threatened you before?
G: Give me the map no man can read.
H: Help her!
I: I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it!
J: Jack Sparrow, isn’t it? *Captain* Jack Sparrow.
K: [ Unaudiable ]
L: Let them fight eachother!
M: EugHh. Monkey.
N: nNNnAine. NaInE.
O: Oi. A boogey snickel-snickel.
P: Plalelehouh.
Q: Quick, before the pig runs.
R: *Rum.*
S: Savvy.
T: This is the day that you will always remember as the day you-
U: Up is down..? Well that’s just maddeningly unhelpful..
V:
W: Why is the rum gone?
X: XxXAUgHh.
Y: You have heard of me.
Z: Zzzz…Pirates, heh. Pirates?!
(Yeah, this kind of took a while 😔)
V is fo vexing?.. maybe 😊
K- Kam sai sai Eunicie, snip snip
"LeArN tHe AlPhAbEt WiTh CaPtAiN jAcK sPaRrOw"
"E iS fOr" -> Barbossa appears
This Man Is A Legend!
I knew I was going to be "I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!" Favourite line EVER!!
THE MONKEY ONE HAD ME DYING🤣💀
H is for: "Haboogi Snickel Snickel"
Priceless!
Honestly when the video got to the end I was thinking wait that sounds familiar then I went and played sims and I had to rethink my whole life thank you 🤣
I is for ... I got a jar of dirt ...i got a jar of dirt.... This made me like this video 🤣
Best line of Johnny 😂😂
#Justiceforjonny
Everyone: Jack be iconic
Me: *S I M S*
Epic job! Thanks for the laughs.
I was literally thinking for, I, its going to be him saying "I have a jar of dirt" when it happened I busted out laughing.
He will all ways be Jack Sparrow, I don't care what Disney think
0:49 best part 😂
You can see how much he loves being captain jack sparrow it’s so sad he’s not going to return
When it started from A, I definitely knew the R will be Rum..😂
"But Why is the rum gone-!" -Captin jack sparrow
I liked this, although E should’ve been for “Eunuch” and him always alluding to Will Turner as one 😅
“Eunuchy snip snip”
ME AS A GERMAN LOVED THE PART WERE HE ASKED: Sprechen sie Deutsch?
0:36 TERESA!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH YESS
I HAD THE SAME REACTION !
This is the best way to learn the alphabet. Go ahead. Try to prove me wrong. I’ll wait.
1:16 as a german i‘m very proud right now
I was in class when I watched this today and I almost busted out laughing! This is HILARIOUS! Love it!
Good and funny video, team Johnny all the way!
I havent watched it yet, but if I isnt for "I've got a jar of dirt", I will be upset
Edit: I am very happy with this video ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Jack casually speaking german.
“Nein (no), nein (no)!”
“Sprechen Sie deutch?” (Do you speak german?)
Him saying "Monkey" with pure disgust is my new favorite thing now
I got a jar of dirt i got a jar of dirt and guess what's inside it -i just can't ahahah
My favourite was “you are without a doubt the worst pirate I have ever heard of, but you have heard of me” made me laugh