PKA 490 w/ OnlyUseMeBlade - Blade's Prison Stories, Blade Quitting Booze, Pestily Takes a Tumble
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- Опубліковано 2 сер 2024
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0:00:00 - Woody introduces the show and guest, Kyle introduces the sponsors
0:00:08 - Blade has been with PKA since the early days is now one month sober!
0:03:17 - Why Blade’s toe hole was a scary wake up call to get his life in shape
0:05:22 - How Blade’s drinking became a financial dependency as well as a physical one
0:09:53 - Kyle and Blade discuss getting high and remember their funniest weed stories
0:15:06 - Kyle shares some good probation news & Blade shares probation horror stories
0:23:59 - Blade’s time in a maximum security prison as a result of an armed burglary charge
0:32:57 - The surprising upside of prison life and why jail was the worst 9 months of Blade’s life
0:37:19 - Blade’s cellmate Steven who got caught watching adult movies in an iMAXX theatre
0:43:18 - Blade’s downhill reputation and how he almost ended up working on an oil rig
0:47:40 - The guys reflect on the Alki David Billionaire Bash scandal
0:51:56 - Blade fondly remembers the time he introduced Taylor to weed at a Boston hotel
0:56:34 - The time oldschool CoD UA-camr Bash saved Blade from getting banned on Twitch
0:59:22 - Blade tells the story of how he met his girlfriend at a livestream party
1:10:09 - Blade responds to the allegations of his misconduct with women
1:15:36 - The time Blade caused a divorce by kissing a fan’s drunk wife in front of him
1:24:10 - Why making money on UA-cam is okay as long as you keep your ego in check
1:29:11 - Ex-PKA guest Pestilly tragically fell down stairs and is now in a neck brace
1:31:54 - Blade talks about his alcohol dependency, withdrawal & why he prefers to drink Jager
1:35:09 - Does Blade regret the time he threw a dog live on stream?
1:40:52 - What is Blade’s current relationship with Ice Poseidon?
1:44:28 - Ad read: ExpressVPN
1:46:06 - Shady McDonald’s wifi and Whiteboy’s hilarious Blade cameo on PKA 488
1:48:34 - The PKA Spelling Bee & Whiteboy’s iconic dolphin dive videos
1:51:02 - Blade explains that he may drop from the call to charge his phone and will return
1:52:34 - TV show talk: Sopranos, The Wire, Oz and more (Mild spoilers for all)
1:55:51 - Blade and Kyle share their love of reading Stephen King while locked up in prison
1:59:57 - Blade tells the story of how he ended up in solitary confinement while in prison
2:06:14 - More prison talk: Brawling over towels and Stephen King novels
2:12:08 - Fitness talk: Blade’s weight loss goals, Taylor’s buffness & Italian food temptation
2:14:19 - More Sopranos talk: Intense poker games and poorly aged storylines
2:18:00 - Which major US city has the ugliest city and why is it Boston?
2:20:44 - Blade temporarily leaves the show
2:21:00 - UFC talk: Ferguson vs Gaethje, Cejudo vs Cruz, Khabib’s fasting & more
2:30:57 - The cunning tactics of religious folk to circumvent their self-imposed abstentions
2:34:26 - Do the guys have any long lasting regrets in their life? (Bitcoin, women & motorbikes)
2:37:49 - Elon Musk wants to create brain implants to better humanity; feasible or nonsense?
2:45:39 - Blade rejoins the show and gives his take on neural implant technology
2:46:48 - Movie talk: Michael Bay movies, Pearl Harbour and the time Kyle met Ben Stiller
2:52:04 - Oldschool UA-cam talk: Networks, advertisements and FPSRussia stunts
2:56:32 - Patreon AMA: Could a camel beat The Mountain from Game of Thrones?
3:00:02 - Does Blade have any major life regrets?
3:01:55 - Ad read: GOAT (plus Blade’s personal advocacy)
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3:04:14 - Lockdown talk: Fitness gear in high demand and how Kyle’s life is being affected
3:14:38 - Hockey talk: Fat goalies, explaining the game to casual dummies and more
3:20:05 - What if naughty pictures were collected like trading cards?
3:22:20 - How has Blade’s life been affected by the lockdown? (Spoiler alert: He’s loving it)
3:27:24 - Becoming homeless to save money & why a hot shower is the best thing in the world
3:34:35 - Rectal taste buds, spicy foods & Kyle’s new personal sauna
3:37:29 - Isolation tanks, Escape Chambers & the best way to enjoy edibles
3:43:47 - The time Kyle used a box of trimmings to make edibles and immediately regretted it
3:50:08 - The legal grey areas of US weed laws: Grams, travelling & dealing with the TSA
3:56:25 - Woody and Kyle’s experience of travelling through airports with suspicious items
4:02:30 - Patreon AMA: Does Taylor believe his schooling helped him land his current job?
4:04:24 - Blade pimps his UA-cam channel and Woody calls it a show
Dude, if Blade could get a better audio set up he would be an amazing frequent guest.
Eingradd and as long as he stays sober
True true I think it was his earbuds or maybe his computer idk
That would be hella cool actually
Eingradd He is the world’s worst storyteller.
i think you are giving him too much credit lol
Poor woody. Seems like he’s the only one who cares how bad the audio is
It's blade, wouldn't be the same if it went smooth lol
i cant even hear woody
The problem sounding like clipping because blade would get too loud
And me
why does he move his eyebrows so much nowadays? its really annoying, he never used to do that
Dude, I did not expect Blade to steal the show as he did. Tremendous guest.
Couldn’t have said it better. Sat in a hotbox and enjoyed. I used to watch blade forever ago but never knew how interesting he was.
if you watch his stream you'd realize its 80% fake bs. But hey still entertaining if you dont care.
Tremendous racist guest*
same. dude is incredible at telling stories
ateb3
don’t mind him, he probably thinks Trumps racist too.
Blades prison story was so unexpected and makes Kyles look like a walk in the park
It makes Kyle’s experience as far as exposure to violence a walk in the park but his stories are better without a doubt.
Dillon6479 you could see in kyles eyes when blade was telling his story that he knew it was gunna be way more interesting then his
apart from the fact there is paperwork that shows Blade is in fact a snitch
Frank Booth swear ?
@user name I think it could be fake too, I seen blade fight on stream he can't even throw a punch and gives up as soon as they fight back. So highly doubt he beat up that dude.
So glad they got another black guy on the show
Definitely Italian
Are you talking about woody?
well if you are talking about the color of his toe...
RC-ATeam I can tell you haven’t watched for ten years
Kyle Saunders The joke used to be people thought blade was black because of his voice, and he took forever to show his face
Why does Blade look like a Make a Wish kid in that hat
I thought you were the real clip channel for a minute.
his body is literally eating itself
💀😂😂😂
because he's cancer.
looooooooooooooooooooooooooool
This is Why I have always loved blade. When he's not wasted he's a really cool chill guy
Sunday chill commentaries
Top 10% episode. Bottom 10% audio.
One of my favourite things about pka is that after 10 years woody still does not have an automatic way to transition between the hosts screen and the clips that they will show
So funny
im surprised they all "que up" still rather than just using watch together where it plays everyone at the same time
I thought Kyle wasn't supposed to associate with other felons...
Kyle: “I’ve been in every major city in the continental United States. From LA to San Francisco.”
Hella far
XD
He didn’t mean geographically. Dumb comment.
@@ChuckieP even if its not geographic, naming 2 cities in the same state, not very far apart, when you're talking about the whole country is still funny. Dumb comment.
Lucas Aikins LA to San Fran is like a 12 hour drive, still funny though ur right
He was drinking on OG Geezer livestream 2 weeks ago. 1 month sober btw.
Andresss he doesn’t remember what happened 2 weeks ago
yup
@@ShoeNice22videos You are everywhere x)
@@ShoeNice22videos hey shoenice
Wasn't he drinking on his own steam 2 weeks ago? Before he went into the hospital?
I’m not going to lie. Blade is a lot more personable then I thought he would be. I actually like him lol
Yeah hes actually a decent dude, hes actually better than alot of the twitch streamers.
He's an interesting and smart enough guy when sober! #TheStruggleIsReal
As woody would say, he’s a chill dude
Joshua Cornwell he was this cool back in the beginning, he just went down a bad road
than*
Blades audio cutting out every 5 seconds ruined the great stories :(
almost ruined*
definitely made them worse tho.
Blade looks skinnier then Pyle
not in a healthy way. his body is straight giving up on him
too funny
Skinny is skinny and Pyle B losing
Pyle
Bee blade looks like my poor grandpa with Parkinson’s . Like his whole body is shutting down from the Inside and his muscles are atrophied
Did he really just say I'm taking it seriously then a minute later say I'm still going to try a drinking stream 😂
boom
@@ShoeNice22videos becky must really want that lac
@@theweedusama who's Becky and what's lac?🤔
@@pharophtwo5850 becky is a chick hes simpin on and a lac is his Cadillac
@@theweedusama lol
Never in my life thought I would hear woody say “What is facing a blunt” LOL
Brooo I spat my drink out
Lol I thought that exact same thing
Let it be a lesson. He's the most successful of the four.
@@madjack5002 lol him not knowing what that means has nothing to do with that. Also Kyle is richer than him even after going to prison
You'd think he'd know after he got his hair cut at a black barber shop. Smh
Blade you were an amazing guest on PKA this week. Sure you have done some major fuckups, but on the show i saw the guy i liked doing commentaries way back. Keep sober and work through this.
Woody thanks for always being here man. Over 10 years I have watched you, I swear seriously like since I was 8 maybe 9 I have been watching you (I'm almost 18 now) and I just felt like I should give you some thanks for always being such a genuine person. Keep doing you man!
woody is a cuck
@@stevebanning902 and you are commenting on his page. who has love and who doesn't?
Matt, in the future, if a guest doesn't have enough bandwidth for a call, have them shut off their video to help the audio quality.
psychobyte00 Not a bandwith problem he comes back with better audio
BloodyAssaultHD when?
Adonis Sims Disconnects around 2:20:00 comes back around 2:40:00
@@bloodyassaulthd4494
His video froze at the same time that the audio cut out. It was absolutely a connection issue.
psychobyte00 are you talking about when he disconnects?
hes lost all muscle mass. his body and liver are giving up
awwww
If he keeps drinking he aint coming back. But honestly if he is trying to change his life around, Id give him a chance
@@shuheihisagi6689 he has said that 100000x. he lies. he was drinking with og geezer last week lol. he even said he cant stream and not take shots for donos cause his content is bad without it
@@ShoeNice22videos Thank yaw!!!!
Somehow i doubt this dude ever had muscle mass
Blades last drinking stream was April 23rd. That's a generous rounding.
hey u lemon head!
Hahahaha I thought the same
yup
UNNNAAACCCEPTABLE
MilkCap 3 weeks is a really long time for someone who drinks 700ML jäger a day... You clearly don’t know blade.
Onlyusemeblade: great reader, terrible speller
looooloool
@@ShoeNice22videos Do you have nothing better to do than respond to every comment on this video?
@@MrWilmaDickfitt You must not know about shoenice
Shuhei Hisagi 😂
It’s kinda sad that even when he’s just gotten sober he’s making plans to get back to drinking. I wish him all the best in trying to find that balance but it sounds kinda doomed to failure.
At the end of the day, he didnt WANT to quit. he got scared into quitting by his failing body. Most of the people who dont *want* to quit, end up falling back into the bottle.
Matt Addison He only quit drinking because he was in a hospital due to drinking issues.
That's addiction man. You have to hit rock bottom mentally. Like others may look at you or have contact with you and say you've hit rock bottom but you have to have that sentiment aswell to make a change
A true alcoholic cannot drink as a normal person. One of the biggest factors of relapse is coming to the belief that you can drink like a normal person. You have to want it above all else, and he's not there. Some people never make it there.
He gets paper to
Blade is one of the best guests of all time
overtflow indeed!
@@JacobJustIts -3 WIFI though
Nah, it’s toss between Shaun Atwood and Danny Mullen
@@yeetteet3739 I advise you to do your research on Shaun. All of his stories are fake.
@@ChuckieP no evidence
Wait a second. Blade isn’t black?!
Only OG’s remember that joke
I remember
Pepperidge farm remembers.
Also, Super fast mode ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'm proud to say I don't
Most PKA fans are OG and should get it. What person new to UA-cam gaming is just now finding this show haha.
@@BamaShanks you'd be surprised
So how do I become a guest on this show?
Talk to DR CHIZ IF YOU CAN BUD
Woah Junkyard is still alive?
BOOYAH
Lol you never got to be on
You must fill out an application, u only can get the application from me. For you I do a special one time offer deal
Blades stories are all tv plots that he thinks are his real memories
Elaborate? I believe you just want examples lol
You can actually see the stress in woodies eyes everytime he cuts out hahahaa
This is going to be incredible footage for the OnlyUseMeBlade obituary documentary. I've already started editing.
I give him till 2022 max
Next time a guest has a bad connection, get them to record their mic audio on their laptop/computer and then send it to you, where you can sync it, and have amazing audio! Upvote so they can see this !!!!
this episode is pretty much unlistenable :(
That would be too much work for PKA
Love how blade uses what year a Call of duty came out to remember something. Am I the only one?
Imagine if this was a drinking episode
W
OnlyUsemeBLADE is actually one of the best guests ever. Him and Ice are just so fascinating.
Did Blade spend his trump bucks on the lindsay lohan diet?
Hellavah drug
You can hear it in his voice
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Its the drinking with worsening diabetes diet
nah just stopped drinking i stopped for a year and lost maybe 10 lbs
I have yet to watch this but I am SO excited. Been waiting for them to get him on the show again for so long!
Beast I bet you were disappointed with the audio, huh
Preston Sherrill I know I was
I'll take 90% of Blade over nothing. Halfway through I am not disappointed!
blade looks like he got out of a cancer ward
As someone who works with a lot of addicts blade is definitely one. He has the mentality and excuses. He’s not done yet but needs to just give it up.
Definitely
Blades audio >>> woodys audio on the last PKN
Will Borman it after a couple minutes of trying figure out what he was saying I just gave up and act like it was a 2 man show
ty
@@ShoeNice22videos get off this uncle fester
Kyle is lookin' real plump piiieeeempp
I will always love blade. His Sunday chill commentary’s were amazing
I'm just gonna say it, I think he's dieing. I don't think hes telling everything.. I hope im wrong but his shape is different his voice is different... I really hope im wrong I don't want to see a childhood influencer do wrong but i guess if it happens it does..
dying*
Dude, he sounds different than even from a few months ago...
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
@@ShoeNice22videos THE GOAT HAS ARRIVED
@Elite Soulfly facts
Blade needs to be a repeat guest. Reverse the clock back to 2010
"Here's your ticket ma'am"
SeanyMcStudios let’s hope he’s around for long enough for that to happen
"The best part of prison was the shower!" - Kyle Myers
Looks like he lost 2 Hat sizes ...
Bottom 1% audio this week boys, soured blade's incredible stories quite a bit
Identical audio problem to what Woody had on PKN this week....
Does it stop at any time ?
Elite Soulfly does it matter ? Still funny
@Elite Soulfly only i really don't care if hes lying or not, im here to be entertained and it does the job
Should have turned off his video to save bandwidth
My boii onlyusemeblad looking healthy as always
wanabez z
/s
lool
he looks like hes dying
It looks like he has no arms and someone’s sitting behind him miming
@@ShoeNice22videos you ain't lookin too much better
Elon Musk also said back in 2015-2016 that SpaceX would get to Mars by 2018. And that people would be flying around the moon on tours.
Everyone like this. This is EPIC they got him. We all wanted it.
This was an amazing episode to be honest. Blade is a great guest, gj guys!
boom !!! that's my buddy !!! am I next ?!?
ShoeNice 22, hope you’re well man.
if blade would've done no video, and just audio i bet it would be listenable
I’ve been waiting for this to happen. What an epic show.
My boi blade looking healthy, keep it up bro
DARXGAMING makes me so happy to see
Bump
Yeah the epitome of healthy..... 👍
Zakkariah 860 awe you need some friends huh? :)
Bump
That was super fun, you have to bring him again !
Blade for 4th host. All he needs is some audio help and we are golden. He'll give us the drinking episodes we all crave !
top 10% episode especially the 1st half with blades stories, im glad to see his side of everything it really humanizes him and makes me root for him to get better!
I knew this would be legendary. Been waiting on this one.
Imagine an alternate universe where Blade came to woody and Kyle to start PKA. I feel like his life would have played out a much different way.
We live in that timeline, he got kicked off.
also his name is wingsofredemption 😉
1:37:11 you can see woody slowly get mad when trying to fix the cameras lol
Blade left for 25 minutes to charge his phone 🤣🤣🤣 💳 _____👃🏻
Kip wait he said 5 to 10 min and ps why can’t he hook it up while recording 😂
Higher Standard appears to be an iPhone, You get to use wired headphones OR charge it. There is no headphone jack.
Kip quick charge 😂
Benjamin Hounshel why would his mic and ear buds be connected to his phone when he’s talking on skype via a computer?
probably one of the best guests you guys have had. Would love to see him come back multiple times
1:06:15 🤦♂️ So no one’s gonna talk about how Chiz took weeks to get a hold of blade because he was”hard to reach” and Woody had his # the whole time???? 💀
Corn Pop to be fair he probably didn’t except him to have the same number nearly 10 years on.
Your dumb
He couldn't have tried to have worse audio. Guess he could have fired up an air compressor..
Just film it at Chiz's house, we know the air conditioning is the worlds loudest object
Finally! I watched this whole episode
this was great, I never usually watch PKA. But blade made it awesome!
Hahahhaa its so funny to hear kyle openly talking about dabbing now i always had my suspicions when the podcast was in its early stages 🤣
Best episode in so long! Can we petition to edit the title to top 1% 😂😂😂
Blades an amazing guest I love it!
ONE MONTH SOBER BTW FAKE SHOTS CONFIRMED
I've never really complained about Audio quality, although this is more a compliment than a complaint, however, big ups to blade for having better audio with an i phone than some other guests with a high quality mic.
maybe it isnt the hosts that are the problem
His audio was still garbage though. Constantly cutting out in the middle of talking and missing what he is saying
Anthony it sounded more like an internet issue than the mic
@@Anthony-wc5ee that was like, 1% of the time he was talking, and when it did happen, i could still make out what he was saying, that what really matters to me, its not like other quests with high quality mics, talking so quietly i cant hear entire sentences.
i got a little nostalgic on this. Please find a way to make blade a reoccurring.. maybe ensure his mic is better next time and possibly a better setup rather then an iPhone
Love Blade, it's cool to see him on the show. Brings me back to the early days of PKA back in those black ops days
Kyle just messing with blade is gold aha
Gotta love shoenice going around and commenting random things lol
gotta get chris smoove back on
Please
Blade part 2!
@ateb3 LOL
get him on as a host, he is whats missing to make pka great again
The dumbbell thing is SOOO true. I’ve had to resort to doing my workouts using various assault rifles.
I didn’t realize blade was from WA state. Shoutout to the WA fans
So, Blade's audio was frustrating me but I found that moving the playback speed to 1.5 or 1.25 helped a little bit.
Top 1% pka
DARXGAMING
Not even top 20%
The audio is too poor imo.
Guest is 10/10 tho
Top 1% content bottom 10% quality.
At times Kyle seems a little too quick to accept blade's behaviors. Sometimes you gotta tell your friend they did something wrong
I have a lot more sympathy for Blade after hearing the jail stories
Why is woody wearing a youth medium hollister shirt.
I really wish they’d get seananners on to talk about what he’s been up to. Id really like to see Adam and Kyle talk about anything tbh😂
This episode was nostalgic.
Top 10% episode right here. Loving it so far!
Poor PKN audio and PKA audio.
That Navy seal movie Kyle was Talking about is act of Valor that was released in 2012
My buddies troll Ramadan like that they stay up and eat at 4 am and sleep most of the day they can lol
what a throwback ayo
made me happy to hear how blade did so well as a guest, great episode!
"he lost his dentures" ...blade totally stole them and is breaking pieces off to make his hodge podge set 🤣🤣🤣
Blade is at that mush brain alcoholic stage where his memories are jumbled with all movies and netflix shoes he has seen. He thinks he is Jason b of cod.
loooool
🤣🤣🤣
netflix shoes are my favorite type
@@dioxincaddiz8166 you like the hulu 10s? Much better than the Netflix shoes
battosai i guess they are ok but i like the netflix more
The only time I want to hear what blade's saying and I cant. Cruel.
Luke Pedley 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like listening to sober Blade, I hope I see more of him in the future.
Just realised I’ve listen to over 400+ episodes and never commented once but When do you put the new episodes Spotify?
I'm pretty sure the pkas go up a week after the UA-cam release
Great episode, fantastic content.
It’s just a shame we couldn’t get all of Blade’s words in.
Im rippin dabs right now lol. dabbbin all day
loved him mans got stories