Police Car Challenge (Part 1) | Top Gear
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- Опубліковано 22 жов 2014
- Subscribe: bit.ly/SubscribeToTopGear Jeremy, James, and Richard put their homemade police cars to the test when they have to clear the scene of an accident and stop a theft in progress.
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"Hope you like prison food, crim"
James May is literally the most quotable of the three.
‘ they stop for an ice cream and then their knicked’
Catching crims and locking them up... in your community
"Are stupid or are you just special" is my favorite
“Cock”
Tire squeal from the 1970s
"The Police: Call 999 for details" cracks me up every time.
They might end up calling the rock band by chance.
@@ROBLOXGamingDavid You need a message in a bottle to get ahold of em
@@FedSignal😂 a message in a bottle LMAO
I like how they laugh at James' time, yet in the end he turns out to be the fastest because his car is the only one that functions normally that's also not driven by Jeremy Clarkson.
ua-cam.com/video/4G6e4TaJxkI/v-deo.html
Almost like this ⬆️
What else do you expect from a Lexus 🤣
James May dosen't deserve the hate he gets.
@@fr8ener96 Nobody hates him
@@baysikinos8626 yeah I’m pretty sure he’s one of those few universally liked people, a la Paul Rudd and Tom Hanks.
"it was unmistakably a doormat with some nails in it" best line ever
"they stop for an ice cream and then they're knicked" 🤣🤣
Brilliant
Amanda M ❤️
Right 😂😂
3 replies but 1K likes insane.
Yep
"I hear a lot of noise, but not a lot of movement. Its really like Jeremy." - Hammond is king!
Logan Paul didn't see a lot of movement as well
@Oliver Hodges nope, God is Jesus i think
Roblox Bear but i thought jesus is king?
Shreyas N same 😂
I read this while Hammond said that. Coincidence
When Top Gear was interesting, funny and rewatchable.
Right
They made a new show it's called the grand tour
@@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 Yeah everyone knows
How i mis these days
Exactly. New Grand Tour and newest Top Gear episodes are just embarrassing.
”Tire squeal from the 1970’s!”
”Left”
”I hope you like prison food, crims!”
Looking good
@@APersonOnUA-camX General Kenobi! You are a bold one!
These guys have the best jobs in the world.
I agree
*had*
@@ev0playz423 still do
But you have to say it like Jeremy..in the world
Lexus IS gt3 rs
I really love James’ slogans on his emergency vehicles.
🚔 Catching crims and locking them up in your community.
🚑 Picking up ill people and taking them to hospital in your community.
🚒 Tracking small fires in your community.
Not in the country
Not in the sub-continent
Not in the continent
Not in the planet
Not in the solar system
Not in the galaxy
Not in the universe
Not in the multiverse
Not in the omniverse
But in your community :3
When was the fire one
@@AstonL3 It’s in the Grand Tour Episode called Unscripted. James converted a Lada Riva car into a fire engine and drove around town. His goal is to look for a real fire catastrophe since there’s no script for this episode. He was unable to find one so he took some trash and set it on fire in a barrel and then went away and drove back to extinguish it. Later on, he extinguished a local’s barbecue. And then when making a bushfire, Jeremy and Richard explained to him that it’s already obvious that James will put it out immediately because his fire engine is right behind him and so they drove further away, made their own bushfire and told James to come in and extinguish it. When he did so, he drove so slowly that the fire started to burn out of control. He tried to use up all his water and his fire extinguishers but none of them worked. And while putting it out by just hitting it with a wet floor sign, a fire fighting airplane approached and dropped a huge amount of sand putting out the fire and damaging the car in its way.
Good slogans! I'm sure it was supposed to mean "Catching crims in your community and locking them up" or Catching crims and locking them up for your community" but this is Top Gear, so of course it's gonna be jokey.
"I'll easily be able to conquer four hoodies in a stole Datsun"
-Jeremy Clarkson
I guess Nissan are easy steal in the UK compare to Honda ?
It's been six years, I finally slowed it down, and watched Hammond smash through the boxes in slow motion.
It wasn’t bad actually was it?
@@Jasper_J Yeah, I would even say that it looked good
What makes it even better is Jeremy's ''Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh yyyyyyyeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhh''
What happens if you just pull up onto the pavement and there are women and children are walking there?
they'll have their legs cut off, obviously
Yes, that is EXACTLY what i have just heard. Well done.
Cut off*
Sketchy Sketches 400th liker.
😂
Sketchy Sketches I just heard that in the vid
Love how Hammonds so called 'Stinger' breaks off and then in another shot it's back on and then it's off again. He should have won for that.
He used the force to put the stinger back on the car.
They had to reuse earlier shots because he finished upside down.
bestrafung whot
@@averagecoloniser4586 its a joke that references the supermarket race
Absolutely!!
As an American, I love how much fun they poke at us. Jeremy announcing Hammond's car is direct from San Francisco almost killed me.
I used to live in SF, they were not wrong 😂.
@@MakeItWithCalvin I've been there, and no my friend, they were not wrong! Peace to you!
6:32
*BANG*
"I'm not in 4WD Anymore !"
"call 999 for details"
If that doesn't work, try 0118 999 881 999 119 7253
I remember that at this point that it originally played Take my breath away
Malaysia emergency centre: Yes, may I help you
Elvis Francis I’ve had a bit of a tumble
That's polish emergency number
It was unmistakably a door mat with some nails in it, so we moved on.
Britishiest humour ever
I read this comment as that line played. Amazing.
El
This had me cracked
You noticed!?!
I love how there is a level of how accurate their cars are,
James May: Accurate
Jeremy Clarkson: kind of accurate
Richard Hammond: OH GOD
Jeremy’s car is meant to look like an Italian police car, which it does
@@alistairwalker2850 Only that it's painted the colour of his Alfa 75.
@@paulmoore394 fun fact it’s the paint off of a Skoda fabia :3
@@rust5846 :3
The funniest part is, through a little convenience, Hammond's car was the one who won in the end lol
I don’t know why but @ 3:25 I love the way Jeremy does the count down ‘elegantly’ with the rude hand gesture 🤣🤣 makes me laugh every time
I miss old top gear.
JT Rayborn USA
Yes I also miss the old top gear
@@twotonefox What?
@@hansdietrich83 Think he meant The Grand Tour. new show with these guys going on to season 3 soon.
Yes
when you get 0.5 star wanted level in gta XD
That's not much, just let you off with a warning at 0.5 star wanted level.
More like when you see a fake cop trying to play off as a real one in DOJ.
timeroller more like 0.05
5.0*
Ivan Chen paw patrol
3:33 "I've pulled away." 🤣🤣🤣
5:32
"You can hear a lot of noise but not a lot of movement. It's very much like Jeremy."
Fernando Alonso as well, he do be like that
@@hybridAbsol really? whose fan are you seb, schumi?
"In jail no one can hear you scream."
Scary
Scary
Wrong.
Are paint guns.
@G5 Jet So you drive in front of
'It was unmistakably a doormat with some nails in it, so we moved on'... I can't cope
5:24 That cut in for the driver shot gets me every time! 🤣
I tried to think of it as of something 70-s Italian... But it was obviously British 🤴
Jeremy - "Only one person can win this"
*Cuts to the Stig*
“the police? da do do do, da da da da” LMAOOO
Excellent taste in music :D
7:50 lol that is just not a sound that any car should make
7:58 and that's just not a sound a Hammond should make.
Sounds like its coughing blood or something :D
Just the sound that happens when you try and or fail a push start
he was trying to push-start it
6:35 *Loud thud from Hammond's Jeep* Nor is that.
1:00 James’s siren 😂🤣
This is one of those top gear classics where I can’t go 10 seconds without laughing. Love it
that's less soft focus and more 'life with cataracts'
Drew G haha
6:46 Hammond breaks the "stinger." Later there's a box on it. 7:11 the tire is back on.
7:23 reverted to box
You realize, of course, that footage was badly arranged like that on purpose.
tranz2deep no look at 7:23
Probably a silly editing error
I didn’t notice until I came in the comments, but I noticed Jeremy wore 2 different watches in the scene
Jeremy pulls out the Vaseline and everyone gets nervous lol 4:27
Anyone noticed the “Press ESC to exit full screen” sign in the top of the thumbnail?
Lazy BBC peoples
Lmfao
I also saw it
Lmao
Biltemakörv är fina grejer 😍
2:01 "It was unmistakably a doormat with some nails in it" for some reason I found that hilarious
because it is lol
@@2017acc kkmk
... so we moved on
I don't know why am I reading the sticker on james car as Brazzers
Spearmint Rhino
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Same here!
@@visionist7 I think you mean Peppermint Rhinoceros.
Same.
@Alex rozzers if they typed Brazzers they would end the show
0:55 Imagine being a kid hearing that and you thought it was an ice cream truck and when you following the noise it was actually James Mays police car 😂
Her: I'm home alone
Me: 3:07
1:05 "No, they'll stop for an ice cream" 😂😂
"And then they're nicked" 😂
how many lightbars?
hammond: *YES*
My God,
Dio watches top gear
0:18 Has to be one of my favorite lines in the history of Top Gear, alongside other things.
James May had the fastest time. Let that sink in, he was ahead by 5 seconds, which is more than they gave you for a wet lap.
The pet cop boys line gets me every time 😂
“What did I do it in?”
“Two minutes, dear”
😂😂
"Two minutes dead."
I first watched this when I haven't got any knowledge about the UK but rewatching it again I can't stop laughing at the subtle diss at 3:26.
1:56
It was unmistakably a doormat with some nails in it. Haha
I like how none of them are aiming for speed and are purely scoped in on flamboyance
I love how they have to compensate for laws that prohibit you from equipping your car with sirens, with ridiculous (and hilarious) results!
its ok on closed roads
@@weijizhu3729It may be expensive. They have to be budget police cars after all.
6:35
"i'm not in 4 wheel drive anymore"
6:34
That describes perfectly what happens with everything mechanical that Richard Hammond uses:
It gets broken
7:12 Hammond's stinger is reattached again then comes off after
they do multiple laps in a full episode
3:24 the music fits James' personality
@@will123134Still trying to figure out
"Oh good god the Carabinieri have arrived" im dead
3:59 with no context
1:12
"Oh no that's the cow"
4:19 look at the disappointment in his face. 😂
I love their sirens. I wanna see the second part of that segment because it's one of the funniest pieces of Top Gear gold.
ua-cam.com/video/jGThY173H-8/v-deo.html here ya go!
6:48 the stinger falls off then when he is coming to the finishing line the stinger has magically returned
Yeah I noticed that too and came here to check
1:11 Jeremy predicted a meme from 2022 back in 2002
0:06 "Feast upon my magnificence."
Said Jimmy Savile as he removed his pants
1:22 i thought that was Jeremy laughing
"Wonder if he has got traction control"
"I dont think its necessary"
7:04 one of the best cuts in the entire series
Jeremy's laugh at 7:26 kills me every time.
4:09 I just like Hammond's reaction
0:23 my favorite part
4:48
*OH DAMN N BLAST*
As a photographer, if someone tried to put vaseline on my lens, the actual police would be dragging me off of them
Sorry hard
@@user-ru1eq7tw4y probably put it over like an nd filter
@@user-ru1eq7tw4y no need to be mean mate
%% are you even mildly qualified in the realm of cameras?
Don't mess with this guy everyone
1:10 Jeremy's siren.
What if it was the Rick Roll song?
Then you would get Rick rolled
Nobody:
Jeremy: it was unmistakably a doormat with some nails in it; so we moved on!
The funny thing is when Richard does his lap around their course. His stinger deploy is, and is deployed for the shot of him, running through the boxes, but as he comes around the last corner, it is rewound around the tire and set up again
Yeah, the editors weren’t the brightest chaps
then its missing again for the final roll over the finish line lol
"High Quality"
480p
+John Goepel That is correct, sir! High _Quality_, or HQ, is at least 480p, and High _Definition_, or HD, is at least 720p. Two different labels. :-)
I know right? It's not like they don't have 4k in 2014.
@@psychotimorphinecroneuroto6149 Do you even have common sense. Do you know when this was filmed
@@DeployTheDRS HD/FHD was possible back in 2014..
Psychotimorphinecroneuro toxin not atleast even *1080p*
The siren on James' car had me dying with laughter. 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe its because I'm an American but seeing James's car with "rozzers" on it absolutely sent me 😂
5:25 I made the same face while trying to ruin my fifth grade class photo
0:55 Dat siren LOL!!!
"...which he'd got off an ice-cream truck." Ohhh, the Boys.
I've watched this so many times and it still makes me cry laughing, love it
4:48 “Oh, Damn and BLAst!” 😂
1:32 araki coming up with a name for a stick bug
100 years from now, this will be shown in schools as footage of the Golden Age of Top Gear
7:16 Comeback of the stinger.
Yep.
that's what happens when you do 7 laps and edit them together to make it look like one
1:57
It was unmistakably a doormat, with some nails in it
Notice the “ESC to exit fullscreen” at the top of the thumbnail lol
7:34 - Gee, it's almost like sticking a ridiculous number of flashing lights on such a small car might overload its electrical systems.
"I'm losing drama off the start, but at least it means I c-" *CLUNK* "I'm not in four wheel drive anymore."
6:43 the nail thingy is on the car even though it fell off before LOL
2:37 The Loud Music Solo witness
*Every time one of them came around the last turn*
The other two: “shall we step back a bit because who knows what he’s gonna do?”
3:27 subtle fingers pointing at James from Jeremy
0:55-1:20 the sirens always kill me. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I like how that they couldn't use actual police siren and then just... improvise.
May: all u do is chop people’s feet off
Clarkson: all u do is repaint all other people's cars
The golden era of car journalism if there ever was one 😂😂😂
To be fair, there isn't much journalism about this, but the show is absolutely great 😎
I miss them cocking about like this.
Also Jeremy: "The Police? Da du du du, da da da?" XD
I love how Jeremy's sirens are basically AUUUUUUUGGHHHH
3:26 love how Jeremy sticks his fingers up at James
1:24 r2-d2 car
1:23 I thought Jeremy or James were wheezing.
"No, they'll stop for an ice cream. And THEN they're knicked."
XD That's one way to draw out the crims from hiding.