He didn't ignore you, he just thought the answer was too obvious to be worth talking about. You feed him, you bath him, you clean up his poop, you spend YOUR money on his health and well being, as well as his toys. You know the answer.
Well, Cats do think of themselves as the dominant Superior lifeform of the planet, at least when they don't believe themselves to be gods. Cats make a house a Home, and sometimes they let you live in it.
LOL, am laughing thinking about humans being contacted by aliens referring to them as cats. Then humans trying to explain not only are they not cats, but why we have all the cat video's out there. Alien: "Are you enslaved by these small felines?" Human: "No" Alien: "Do you worship them?" Human: "It's a bit difficult to explain."
But the dominant Earth species in this story are cats...or did you miss the part about the breeding cycles and breeding slaves? Barring some uncanny evolution, humans don't have either of these things, unless humans and their society have evolved in an uncanny manner, which the writer would probably expanded on if it was the case.
@@sam2x13 I thought that the joke lost any potency because of this ambiguity in its punchline. Ambiguity is fine earlier on, but the end needs to be solid if that is the case. Ambiguity at the end relies on a seemingly solid foundation. One transitions from one to the other in the course of a joke, that is what makes it funny. A person could argue that the use of words like hour, Sol and Terra are meant to denote that it is in fact us they are talking about. I say that if you have to raise an argument like that in the first place, it isn't a solid enough foundation for this joke to work. edit: typois :P
I loved the punishment for the slaver. The second story baffled me. Have cats come up with paw operated tin openers and got rid of humanity? Have they watched too much cat videos in interwebs? Anyways thanks for finding and narrating these stories. For the Algorithm! In rememberance of the Beard!
A cat's human slave provides all that cat's require and desire. Including transportation into space. I mean, the first terran into space was a dog named Laika. I'm sure it would be an easy mistake to make, especially for a species that has no idea of the concept of cross species cooperation and/or pets. Remember though, cats werent domesticated... they just sorta moved in, and use brain altering bacteria (Toxoplasmosis) to make us want to feed them and pet them.
Wait wait wait! Is the second story... Are they thinking cats are in charge and enslaved humans? Or is that just a mixup of language?! Either way it's hilarious!
Listen to them describing the species in question. They are obviously talking about cats the entire time. Though, admittedly, I didn't catch that until the reveal. "Their entire body is built for the purpose of taking down prey that is larger, faster and hardier than they are. Every aspect of their being is predatory" For HFY that's not too unusual a description of humans true, realistically speaking, that's an absurd way to describe humans. Cats, however, fit that description perfectly in the real world.
@@rainynight02 No, without tools humans are pretty pathetic. Our bodies are designed to be able to maintain physical activity for a really long time, comparatively, that's it. Without tools we are practically helpless against larger and hardier animals. Yes it's what we do/did but to say our entire body is built for it is laughable. Cat's bodies are designed for that, without tools, or anything else, just their natural form. House cats usually won't bother going for larger prey, mostly because they prefer prey they can play with and torture, but they are still absolutely built for it and fully capable if they get the urge.
That first story really showed your amazing reading skills, Agro. I doubt anyone could've read it much better, and many more could've read it much worse.😁 Excellent job! 😃
“They can’t even cooperate with their own kind unless they are within their mating season. Even then cooperation typically happens begrudgingly” Lmao the author is *very* married
@@Jason-sm4oc True... But if they had been watching they would have known the very first terran to orbit the planet in a space craft was a dog named Laika.
Paws! They really mistakened cats for the Dominant species? Also with all our technology they called cats superior when we are the brains of the operation? 😂
These xeno’s “observing us for thousands of tears” and coming down with decisions without knowing anything about our culture or psychology. LAZY creatures.
That pod is a very fitting punishment for the crimes done.
GEF had it coming.
Very very fitting
agreed also should be adopted if feasible
RIP the beard.
So Felis Sapiens actually rule planet earth!
Thank you for bringing these stories to life. My wife and I have laughed as well as been brought to tears.
Glory be to the algorithm.
Algorithm tyrants deserve no glory!
We should tear it down and build up a new, better, galactic algorithm!
@@rainynight02 Heresy! We must shed our weak flesh and BECOME the algorithm!
WHEN I ASKED MY CAT IF I WAS HIS SLAVE, HE JUST IGNORED ME
He didn't ignore you, he just thought the answer was too obvious to be worth talking about. You feed him, you bath him, you clean up his poop, you spend YOUR money on his health and well being, as well as his toys. You know the answer.
@@nooneofimportance2110 DAMN, YOUR RIGHT
Cats, almost cried laughing, thought it was going the"domesticated" route
Well, Cats do think of themselves as the dominant Superior lifeform of the planet, at least when they don't believe themselves to be gods.
Cats make a house a Home, and sometimes they let you live in it.
That story has to take place in the mid 70s. 🤔 Folks stopped using cat by the 80s
LOL, am laughing thinking about humans being contacted by aliens referring to them as cats. Then humans trying to explain not only are they not cats, but why we have all the cat video's out there. Alien: "Are you enslaved by these small felines?" Human: "No" Alien: "Do you worship them?" Human: "It's a bit difficult to explain."
You're making an assumption that cats do not become the dominant species in the future. And the aliens were in fact talking about the furry assassins.
Looks like we have another one fooled as to who is in charge.
hoping for part 2 for this exact reason XD
But the dominant Earth species in this story are cats...or did you miss the part about the breeding cycles and breeding slaves? Barring some uncanny evolution, humans don't have either of these things, unless humans and their society have evolved in an uncanny manner, which the writer would probably expanded on if it was the case.
@@sam2x13 I thought that the joke lost any potency because of this ambiguity in its punchline. Ambiguity is fine earlier on, but the end needs to be solid if that is the case. Ambiguity at the end relies on a seemingly solid foundation. One transitions from one to the other in the course of a joke, that is what makes it funny.
A person could argue that the use of words like hour, Sol and Terra are meant to denote that it is in fact us they are talking about. I say that if you have to raise an argument like that in the first place, it isn't a solid enough foundation for this joke to work.
edit: typois :P
I can not believe that I did not see that punch line coming.
1st story - best 'innocent' threat I've heard in a long time.
I loved the punishment for the slaver. The second story baffled me. Have cats come up with paw operated tin openers and got rid of humanity? Have they watched too much cat videos in interwebs? Anyways thanks for finding and narrating these stories. For the Algorithm! In rememberance of the Beard!
Of course not. They get their slaves to do it all!
it mentioned them using a creature much larger than them, so it implies that humanity is being used by the cats as unwitting slaves
@@geoffreypershouse70Which is funny cause we stick them in cages and do things to them without their permission or desire.
A cat's human slave provides all that cat's require and desire. Including transportation into space.
I mean, the first terran into space was a dog named Laika.
I'm sure it would be an easy mistake to make, especially for a species that has no idea of the concept of cross species cooperation and/or pets. Remember though, cats werent domesticated... they just sorta moved in, and use brain altering bacteria (Toxoplasmosis) to make us want to feed them and pet them.
@@geoffreypershouse70 and willing*
Wait wait wait!
Is the second story... Are they thinking cats are in charge and enslaved humans?
Or is that just a mixup of language?!
Either way it's hilarious!
A little bit of both ;)
But cats did enslave us
Listen to them describing the species in question. They are obviously talking about cats the entire time.
Though, admittedly, I didn't catch that until the reveal.
"Their entire body is built for the purpose of taking down prey that is larger, faster and hardier than they are. Every aspect of their being is predatory"
For HFY that's not too unusual a description of humans true, realistically speaking, that's an absurd way to describe humans. Cats, however, fit that description perfectly in the real world.
@@jakeand9020
But that's how humans are, (house) cats don't go for larger prey.
@@rainynight02 No, without tools humans are pretty pathetic. Our bodies are designed to be able to maintain physical activity for a really long time, comparatively, that's it. Without tools we are practically helpless against larger and hardier animals. Yes it's what we do/did but to say our entire body is built for it is laughable.
Cat's bodies are designed for that, without tools, or anything else, just their natural form. House cats usually won't bother going for larger prey, mostly because they prefer prey they can play with and torture, but they are still absolutely built for it and fully capable if they get the urge.
That first story really showed your amazing reading skills, Agro.
I doubt anyone could've read it much better, and many more could've read it much worse.😁
Excellent job! 😃
I love the way that the guy's name is written at the beginning of the story, because I can absolutely imagine how that's pronounced. "Jim 🍾🎉 Jown"
Greetings, Mentlegent!
For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
Story 1: Edifying, indeed.
Story 2: Okay, that was a funny twist
Well, I sure did not see that coming. Good presentation
ROFLMFAO!!! I have 7 of those masters as we speak... Talking is not a good idea, just let them sleep... It would be safer for everyone that way... LOL
Story one could be a precursor to the story with similar punishment but that offender was cast away with his home planet.
The story was set in the future of Accidentally Adopted.
As always awesome stories and loved the little smile you gave at the end there.
Damn,the first story was rough.
CATS!!!! I KNEW IT!
''Humans tortured him for decades''
ALSO - Humans wondering why there is an orbital bombardment of their planet causing the extinction of humanity.
Wait till the aliens figure out the hairless monkeys are the dominant species and the cats are just pets.
Aliens why are you opening the pod even after reading the download?
I would love to see Agro Squirrel Narate a tv show about aliens. Maybe something like Outer Limits or Amazing Stories.
Been watching them for a thousand years and they do not know what the species calls itself? I'm calling bullshit!
Ha I knew it was cats. 🤣
Cats? Here is a like and comment to help your channel grow and get you the recognition you deserve.
Dang so that's what happend to that guy well you messed with Sneaky makes sense to me
For the Algorithm, for the Author(s), for the Holographic Voice!
Sadly I figured out the twist to the second story really early on making it a lot less fun/funny. But a good story none the less
I saw it coming pretty early in the 2nd story, still funny though.
“They can’t even cooperate with their own kind unless they are within their mating season. Even then cooperation typically happens begrudgingly”
Lmao the author is *very* married
Thank you for the reading
Terrans and irony... in hindsight should've seen it coming
Ah, yes, cats using humans as slaves..
We have a mating season?
200K
🍊
cool
Story 2 = cats or dogs ?
Dogs have owners.
Cats have staff...
@@Jason-sm4oc True...
But if they had been watching they would have known the very first terran to orbit the planet in a space craft was a dog named Laika.
LOL well (looking at the furry orange lump on my feet) we are their slaves
Paws! They really mistakened cats for the Dominant species? Also with all our technology they called cats superior when we are the brains of the operation? 😂
The cat story is written by a catfish lol
Yes, yes it is. What about that?
@@CatFish21sm a catfish has appeared :O
For the Algorithm11!
ROFLMFAO!!! *meow*
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These xeno’s “observing us for thousands of tears” and coming down with decisions without knowing anything about our culture or psychology. LAZY creatures.
Lol the plot twist. Or their just that stupid…
Thanks man. You and Morgan freeman should narrate everything. I think you're actually a bit more expressive.