The Internet Said So | Ep. 25 - Conspiracy Theories ft
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- Опубліковано 15 бер 2020
- TISS is a weekly podcast where Aadar, Neville, Kautuk and Varun discuss random, fun, stupid, pointless, weird, shocking "facts" they find on the internet. So come learn with them... or something like that. In this episode, the boys check out and talk about Conspiracy Theories.
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Thanks for the amazing response to the episode so far. Yes, we didn’t cover many other conspiracy theories because time. We’ll do a part 2 soon.
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Nice
Ae, saath meh film Kiya tha na? Jaldi nikalo
Paishe kama Raha thakur
You are keeping us happy during this gloomy period! ❤️
Bose conspiracy bhul gye tum log
Conspiracy theory: Giridhar is actually Kriti Sanon and she really wants to come on the podcast
just random stuff 😂😂😂
And you are Giridhar
Believable 👍
Bhai same cheez maine last upload me likhi thhi!!
@@manishmishraji apni inspiration T series hai
I would pay any amount to learn history from Biswa's point of view.
Amol verma he has a podcast about it!
@@likhithravi2797 buddy, it's called 2 past 2 curious. He has done one ep yet and would be the lastest upload on his channel rn
Misha Mishra Thanks man!
biswa told in kenny's podcast that he listen's to dan carlin's hardcore history. I started listening to it, and his perspective is probably where biswa derive his too. And biswa probably does a lot of reading as well
Come to our university.
Childhood conspiracy theory #101: Apna school kabristan ke upar bana hai.
Fucking true🤣
Bro mera wala is possible to be built on a graveyard
ahahhah.. BC mera school actual me kabristan pe bana hua hai.. :D
True ...where every morning baccha carry unke jinda lash to school ...
my school was beside an actual kabristaan and you could view it directly from the hostel.
The best conspiracy theory every child has heard is : Kurkure is made of plastic
wtf? is this not a truth?
@@ahmerhameed739 it's truth bro, jala kr dekh lo
@@SelfTaughLearner_NVlol
My wife and her parents havent purchased kurkure in her entire life because of this. I dont mind that.... Lekin ab Mujhe bhi khareedna nahi de rhe :D
(๑˙❥˙๑)
Biswa, listens so carefully. In a world where people are only finding chance to speak and put their point across, it takes so much to sit and listen to others too. 😊
The ones who listen are the ones who are most eligible to speak. ❤️
@@menishraj2235 not necessarily
@@upasana4124 I hear you ✨
Agreed, I was hoping to hear more from Biswa. The other three talk so much, and trying so hard to be funny.
I was thinking the same thing.
Can't believe you haven't talk about Subhash Chandr Bose.
Or Morarji Desai..Very westernised conspiracy discussed here
@@sootheseeker Or Shastri, which was a clear inside job.
Apex Predetor can you elaborate please?
Ravi Shastri? It's not a conspiracy its confirmed that's he talli
@@tejaspatil1038 LBS ,Is the shastri being talked here. Ravi is fact.
Everyone on show : talks about multiple theories, tries be funny
Audience : "yeh biswa kya mast aadmi hai re"
😄😅
“Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.”
Well copied comment
How is "we are alone" terrifying enough as "We are NOT alone? "
@@hamster797 I mean, he's put it in quotes
Joker universe is big. we are alone seems lonely which seems scary.
@@user-ov2ex4it2hhow does it not surprise you that, in a forever expanding universe with billions of galaxies and exoplanets- there is no presence of life anywhere.the probability of that happening is nearly 0.it makes you wonder what was our significance here? furthermore, if we are alone , then there is no point in pursuing cosmology- related studies or space expeditions anymore. We've reached a point where we've revealed almost all of the earth's secrets.
Biswa: mein alien pe documentary dekha tha, yeh hrithik roshan..
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Conspiracy theory every indian kid grew up with : "10th ka exam pass ho jao , useke baad life full masti"
Haan haan tujhe hi sab pata hai
Gand teri! Isme kya conspiracy hai?
Science lelo bohot scope hai
This.
Let Biswa speak something.
Biswa constantly cracking jokes to divert topic
Proof he's 👽
Biswa is just sitting there and thinking - "Ye saale extroverts ke beech mein aake kyu baith gaya main silver silver"
@@anandvaidyanathan7392 joke ✈️ you
@@anandvaidyanathan7392 bhai tu baith ja
This is 1 hour of Biswa taking down every conspiracy theory with logic.
Not the parliament attack 🐽
That is why they invited biswa so that they can make this whole podcast intresting with biswa logic ,if you focus the biswa giving them topic to discuss whenever they were pointing biswa to respond he was giving them a certain topic to discuss let me point out these point :- pt teacher affair , flat earth and so on
APOLLO 11 (1969) MISSION COST - $25.4 BILLION.
IN TODAY'S TIME IT'LL BE - $152 BILLION.
WHY DON'T THEY SEND A MAN AGAIN YOU ASK????
NASA'S 2020 BUDGET - $22 BILLION.
Fun Fact - USA MILITARY BUDGET FOR 2019 WAS $686 BILLION.
Because the main motivation for dozens of space mission by Russia and USA during that time wasn't to do science.
It was cold war. Who would accomplish the task of sending first man to moon and prove their science superior. So both nations alloted extra budget to it.
Once cold was was over public and government's interest in space exploration and travel faded away.
America could have built the first hadron collider and spear headed the Higgs boson research but there was no war or possibility to weaponise it so their hadron collider project's funding was cut and shut down.
Guys look up Artemis mission from NASA. They are planning to set up a moon base now.
Biggest conspiracy is Why every kid in India draws the same scenery? 2 hills, sun and river.
😂
Also birds sketched out between it😂
@@harshmehta3087 Smiling Sun
@Varun Thakur
Its not a consipiracy , its whole world and not only india. thats what you were taught by teachers in art class.
These guys (except Biswa) were amazed by the coordinates of Pyramids points towards North Star but they didn't talk about Konark Sun Temple which was built with such precision that it tells about every activity of Sun. Entire temple is designed in the form of a chariot mounted on 24 wheels & the spokes of the wheels create a sundial. The wheels represents the 24 hours of the day. There are 7 horses pulling this chariot which representing the seven days of the week. Each wheel has major spokes, minor spokes and beads which further divides an hour into minutes.
A massive magnet was placed at the temple top and each two stones of the temple are inserted by iron plates. Due to this, the idol of God Surya was said to have been floating in air due to the arrangement of magnets. This is just a trailer because nobody has fully understood this Sun Temple till now...
Exactly
I was thinking the same. I expected biswa to say that..
Probably because Konarak temple was built much more recently (probably just 700 - 900 years ago). I might be wrong about the actual time..but most of the pyramids are built ~ 3000- 4000 years ago from now.
Ha bhai tu yahape Chutiyapa kar le
I've a conspiracy theory : Biswa Illuminati hai 😶
Nah, he is a Freemason
I'm sorry but Biswa Mast Aadmi hai
Conspiracy theory : Varun is Giridhar
Oh fuq
Didn't see that coming
Another Conspiracy Theory: Biswa is Kriti Sanon
I was rewatching all the episodes and just realized this video has a cinematic screen ratio. Loving it!!
Is that a conspiracy??
@@tanushvaid7234 With biswa, everything is a conspiracy
Biswa in the beginning : Yes, Aliens exist.
Biswa in the middle, remember s his oath: No, Pyramid can't be made by the Aliens, we are just underestimating Slavery at that time.
🤔 Is Biswa an Alien himself?
"SILVER TU YAHA ?"
Watch ancient aliens
Alien hai iska matlab ye thodi ki pyramid bhi wohi log banaya hai. Dono unrelated topic
@@debjitpaul8580 to kisne banaya us zamane me western toilet hota tha?
Ya sab road par hagte they technology kaha se aayi itne bade pyramid banane ki public bhi Kam thi majdoor kaha se aaye aur agar yeh sab pagal hai ya sabne sapna dekhanhai to ek jaise log ek jaise characters jinke paas superpowers thi us zamane me kaise ek hi dream kaise dekh sakte hai sab?
@@asimbaaaala9348 Isi liye to wo 7 wonders me ata hai. Ki uss zamane me kaise bana diya limited technology k sath.
Agar easy hota tab kaun bhau deta itna pyramid ko
Conspiracy theory: Kriti Sanon is Giridhar
I'm really jealous of the way Biswa's thought process works. Just goes on to show how smart you need to be to be funny.
So true right!! I fucking love he just comes up with lines never heard of before and isn't bothered! And he is an IITian.. I don't know if I can ever be that cool!
conspiracy theory- kurkure has plastic in it.
Roth's Child: I wanna own sbi
Sbi: sir abhi lunch chal raha hai 2 ghante baad aana
Roth's child: par..
Sbi:counter no. 4 pe pucho..
The Conspiracy Theory Indians most heard of : Ricky Ponting ke bat me Spring tha 2003 WC Final ke time .
Jaysuriya lens lagta h
It's not conspiracy, He has used specially customize bat with carbon fiber sheets ingrained in the bat which acts like spring in a way. He has confessed having used this bat to increase his hitting power.
absolutely NO. spring was always Jayasuriya.
Fuck off Spring was Ponting
@@itsinthegamedude1228 guess what baghdadi is still alive
Next time kautuk comes to podcast he will not be a virgin..
Wtf😂
That's actually a conspiracy theory.
(Based on he being impotent)
Just a random senseless joke guys🤣
@@pranjalcr7 conspiracy theory will be he is still virgin...
LOL
Apne ko kya maalum!!
Launda deceptive hai.
I've watched this episode like 100 times i know each and every line man. This is my fav for some reason
For some reason, y’all were about to talk about Illuminati and just diverted & never spoke about it. Maybe on purpose, maybe coincidentally.
Shh..
Maybe that’s illuminati
"The universe is far too lazy to allow coincidences to happen"
Maybe it's Maybelline.
🤯🤯🤯
It is not a TISS episode if there’s no joke on Dadar station haha.
I legit spent 30 seconds wondering how is the college connected here
Haha sorry. I meant The Internet Said So.
Not millennial enough!!
deepayan pandharkar what do you mean?
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the Moon. "NEIL A." if reversed is "ALIEN"
Ek aur movie ka plot mil gaya :p
aisa theory dega Rajat Sharma v marega. Sudhir Choudhary nai.
illuminati
biswa kalyan rath ROAST PLS CHECK IT OUT - ua-cam.com/video/xmgjBecrEHc/v-deo.html
illuminati confirmed.
Are we going to ignore the fact that only Biswa could afford a cup of coffee here...
Everyone is talking about conspiracies.. Biswa is just throwing one liners - he’s the real comedian 😂
Conspiracy theory: Simpson writer is a time Traveller
Sirf ek writer nahi wo. Pura writers room hai saal saal change hota hai. 30 saal se show chal raha hai
@@harshithsuryaprakash5739 so basically they have a time machine in some bunker/facility only the writers have access to. Wow, now we have two things to find, the time machine and the "chamber of secrets"
His name is Matt Groenig. He has also made Futurama.
We all know that..don't we.
Biswa is just sitting to say one line punches.
biswa kalyan rath ROAST PLS CHECK IT OUT - ua-cam.com/video/xmgjBecrEHc/v-deo.html
So true 😂
Baaki sab chutiyape ka gyaan chodre
Biswa's next special should be based on Science and History. Everyone will explode laughing 😂
His next podcast is
16:15 this is exactly the reason people love Biswa
I had to pause to wipe tears XD
exactly ahahah my favourite moment "wo bakwas hai? XD neil Armstong Bakwas kar raha hai" hhaha
The biggest conspiracy I read about was - we all are living in a dream , when we die ,we wake up.
So basically life is a cycle of endless dreams.
Inception
@@swastikjadhav6464 u mean dilwale
@@rohitnaik1191 my bad bro
matrix😅😅😅
Matrix
Biggest conspiracy theory: Religion
-Unknown
Some real shit
Ha.... Conspiracy which everyone wants to prove to be true...
FACTS.
I think that's George Carlin
BCT : god
I love how everyone else is so engrossed in all these theories and biswa just makes a joke out of nowhere after staying quiet for 10 minutes.
is it only me or this was actually educational?
*tells mom i am not wasting time I AM LEARNING*
Nobody:
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Varun : Netflix pe...
🤣🤣🤣
"people cannot comphrient that world is random hence they make up stories" - Biswa
Comprehend*
@@anishjaswani1142 , comprehend with a small c.
Incorrect. It is the sole word of a sentence, making it the subject. Since there are no other phrases or clauses seen, we follow the rules of punctuation, and capitalise the C.
Ashish, always check your facts before challenging.
@@anishjaswani1142 , you did not correct his cannot ?
"mereko sugar khane ka hai." - Ant, 2020.
Conspiracy theory - our dreams are out memories from parallel universe
👁️👁️
👄
Can't believe you people forgot to talk about Princess Diana.
I knowww right! I was waiting for them to say something about it. Hopefully, there will be part 2 where they do talk about it.
@@aishwarya854 I hope they also talk about the death of Adolf Hitler.
And Subhash Chandra Bose
But one thing we all need to understand is there are so many major conspiracy theories
13:57 😂😂😂 biswa is legend
The biggest conspiracy theory i have ever heard and believe that ""Netaji Subhash Chandra Bose is still alive""
Yeah and that he became a baba and lived a secret life in haryana.
This is India's biggest secret,
@@sufibren4885 Haryana kab se ho gaya?
@@sufibren4885 I thought Benaras
And that he was the Tashkent man in the pic with Lal Bahadur Shastri
Conspiracy theory : MDH waale baba immortal hai....he was 80 when I was born and he's still 80 !!
MDH ka amar buddha.
He's 97
So is Rekha.
He must be an elf from the Lord of the Rings.
Man he died this year😰
Conspiracy Theory:- That's not Biswa. Its Kanan with a fake beard and glasses
👁️
@@hecker3396 **Alexa plays Illuminati Music in the background, while changing her color to red**
List of conspiracy theories in my childhood:
" Kurkure has plastic in it."
"Fruiti has a lizard in it or has an HIV-positive guy in factory."
"Pani puri vale ko aids hai."
"Cinema theatre has a needle infected with aids on its seat."
"Diary milk has worms in it."
"Kinder joy has pig fat in it."
Dairy milk actually had worms
They were repacking and sell expired stock.
Eventually they sold to Hershey
@@banksterkid5930 No, they didn't sell to Hershey
@@karthikhegde9752 ok I got mixed up there. Hershey actually took over American cadbury business way back in 1988.
Conspiracy Theory : jules Verne was time traveller because he had some mind-blowing details about stuff which had not been invented/discovered till that point.
Call Neha Dhupia and discuss personal choice.
@Gargee Basak she will probably not come because it's her choice🤪
It's their choice
We are looking at the origin of a legend
You should start putting this evey week like giridhar
@@jaja. Chhup Kar ha it's her choice 😜
I like how Biswa just spaces out and keeps quiet for the most part of the video
13:48 when Neville launches a sad pun and Aadhar nods in disagreement. Perfect
This is shown in movie Super 30. Climax scene
The moment Neville was gonna crack that dumb ufo joke.... Adar gave him the look😂😂
I had watched a video where they say Shakespeare was just a concept and that multiple writers wrote together and that's why the line "What's in the name?"
The first boy band ever...
Sir Francis bacon.
Testing if Varun actually reads the comments. If he does, he will like this.
effect of coronavirus finally they are reading the comments
Likes paane ke ninja technique
Omg varun 😂😂😂
Like bait bro
@kunal Ajmani bara hot hain tu😏
Hey guys, by far this was one of the best episode of internet said so. I was so intrigued and interested in all the theories. Can’t wait for a part 2.
Here's the explanation to Aadar's cardboard hole experiment:
Imagine 4 points A, B, C & D. At point A there's a person standing with a light whose distance from the ground is 5 foot. At point B there is one huge cardboard with a hole in it at a height 5 foot from the ground. Another cardboard same as the one at point B is also at point C. Then at point D there's you standing with a camera focused at the hole of cardboard present at point C. The distance between these four points is 30 feet each. So now the distance of light from ground is 5 foot, distance of the two holes from the ground is also 5 foot, and the camera is also at 5 foot distance off the ground. So if the Earth was flat, the camera would see the light straight away. But because of the curvature, even in the small distance between the light and the camera lens, the light would miss those holes and would rather cast at a point lower than the hole. But if you raise that light above your head it will pass through the holes and you'll see it on the camera at point D coming through the cardboard hole at point C.
Is it related to single slit experiment?
Pura samajh to nhi aaya pr sunne mein sexy jrur lga.
I never thought I’d google a scientific concept after TISS. Lol .
Konsa concept?
Neville is that beautiful mixture of know it all and weirdo. I love him.
I loved this. Plz do another part on this it’s entertaining and keeps viewer on their toes,,,, like what next they are going to talk about? I can watch you guys talking for a whole day.
Neil Armstrong, first man to walk the surface of the moon, NEIL A. which is spelled reversed as ALIEN
Latest conspiracy theory : The mug was empty, Biswa toh bas acting kar raha tha xD
I'm really curious about the origin of your last name. Not being disrespectful, just genuinely curious.
In Marathi, it means ten faced..
@@Abdul6847 basically marathi raavan
@@Abdul6847 Yea I got that. That's why I asked for the origin.
*inserts meme: Me madarchodth hu jo idhar aaya xD
There's also many conspiracy theories about time travel...or the people who claimed they have time travelled...there are some really weird videos on youtube you should check it...
These podcasts are giving me life during social distancing ! Enjoying them thoroughly , thanks guys
30:56 JP Morgan Chase
34:14 Vaimanika Shastra
Adding to the simulation theory; I keep asking myself if we are in a video game all the time. More so after playing this game called "Cities Skylines", it's an advanced city builder version of Sim City. My theory is exactly the way Biswa exclaims, that of course the NPCs wouldn't question their existence but also if you look at it from our perspective, the game, since it's a city builder focuses on the infrastructure but at the same time indicates population growth by showing tiny NPCs coming into the cities and going about doing their daily work. They do just about the same things we do, so most often times I end up introspecting that we don't have any idea what these NPCs are doing inside their homes or offices or what they are eating or who they are seeing. As a user/player of this game I can simulate an NPCs' entire lifetime without actually ever knowing how they feel, unless I deep dive into a game like "The Sims".
But yeah, once that thought process started off in my mind, I just couldn't un-think it again.
I thought I would sleep after watching for 10 minutes and then watch the rest later, here I am 1 hour, 10 minutes later😭😂
“ I think duniya flat hai re”. Biswa is the best 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"The Flat Earthers soon getting support from across the globe."- Neil deGrasse Tyson
Biswa ot 45:50 is pure gold, his chain of thoughts is just so amazing!!
ALIENS: If Aliens have landed on Earth, then their technology is so advanced that they've already nuked us and we're just a simulation for their kids.
So you think anyone who has advanced technologies would go on a Nuke Spree? Can't they simply be curious to know about other species?
@@debjitpaul8580 actually, no....not a spree, but there's a higher probability that any advanced species would devastate us, just to snatch our resources for their needs....
@@good-gpt2-chatbot These are just assumptions. First of all when people go to space exploration they don't carry weapons, they won't even know that life exists in this particular planet untill they land. Secondly, they don't need to nuke a planet to get resources for their rocket or whatever it is that they are using. And lastly, this thought of aliens invading Earth is heavily influenced by Hollywood movies bcoz they have never shown us friendly aliens. But guys, aliens could be friendly as well. They could politely ask for resources 😂 you don't go to war with an enemy you don't know. May be their space programs are better but what if our weapons are better!?
@@debjitpaul8580 I literally mentioned "probability", I never said that "Aliens, if they come, they'd 100% nuke us", so yes it is an assumption. Then also, by "people", you refer to human beings, NOT aliens (they're named "alien" for a reason, we know nothing about them) so it may be possible that they have such a technology that they have already detected life on our planet, even from trillions of lightyears away...Also,I was talking about resources not for their spaceship, but for their planet...lastly, they won't "ask" for resources because of linguistic differences. Now maybe you'll say that their tech would be advanced so they can translate it but no, I'm talking about names of resources, eg, maybe diamond is called something else in their language and has different properties on their planet, so if they need resources, they won't have the patience to translate each fucking thing and then pOliTeLy ask for the same, they'd rather prefer destroying us and then take as many resources as they can......
@@debjitpaul8580 also, just to let you know, I'm not against friendly aliens. It's just that when it comes to the resources thing, there's a higher probability of they nuking us, but if they're curious about other species, they'd not destroy us, it depends on the purpose....
Call ritviz and discuss plagiarism in Bollywood
They can't Aadhar is there 😬
wandering soul what the story? They both had a fight or something?
You have distroyed 5 brain cells of every reader just by the use of the word plagiarism
@@serenebragta4515 aadar's uncle (anu malik) has plagiarised alot of music back in the day.
@@tripathijee4912 oh i see 😂😂
7:33,13:55,26:24 Best Biswa jokes
Hi, I have seen almost all the episode's but i just wanted to say one thing i have noticed you guys get so excited about topic and end up taking to each other only and your guest is just seating and looking at you guys this is what i feel.....
Biswa bola “ I have corona do not come near me”
Best childhood conspiracy theory: Undertaker 7 baar marr ke waapis aaya hai.
Yes .. That was the first and most talked about.....
Kane me kitni baar Mara he.. ye bhi
Biswa is next level... even when he is quiet I enjoy seeing him engaged in the conversations. Just love him...
Conspiracy theory : John Titor a man who appeared on i think internet in year 2000 and claimed he was from future and has come to prevent WW3 or something
Conspiracy theory: human are the aliens who invaded earth and destroyed dinosaurs
Can't believe you guys haven't talked about Dan Brown and his brilliant novels when ur speaking about conspiracy theories
35:18 "Mann ki baat" that was so clever and cheeky😂😂
this is the best podcast and have watched it many times
"Ya to mai padha tha, ya dekha tha, ya suna tha. It's one of these three things."
-Bawa (2020)
How else do you get information?😂
42:05 - Biswa's Bald Spot Spotted
Or as Varun would call it - "Chiwdat Ladoo"
Hey don't bald shame mast aadmi !
"Arre tum log ko pata hai Biswa ko blackmail krke bithaya idhar" :- Unknown
The passion with which Biswa talks about science! 🤓😊
Just wanted to say thank you for bringing this amid Covid19 pendamic.
JFK actually said "Mitrooooooo, by the end of this decade, we'll land a man on the moon by our STRENATH"
There’s so much I have learnt from this podcast. I hadn’t even heard about Rothschild and after watching this episode, I started kinda researching.
My conspiracy theory: Biswa is actually an alien.
Neil A. spelled backwards is Alien👽
Now call giridhar on a podcast and discuss why kriti sanon is not coming on the podcast to discuss nepotism 😂😂
Hands down one of the best TISS episodes ever. You guys need to bring Biswa more often. He's just tooo good.
This was one of the best episodes. Call Biswa again, discuss more conspiracy theories please. Wish this never ended.
Conspiracy theory: - earth will end in 2012.
So you're saying that we are, in fact, alive?
It's actually gonna end this year
The plausible conspiracy theory::
ATOM= UNIVERSE
and it blows my mind Everytime
The what
@45:27 - This is the second time I've heard you guys talk about Ozzy "eating" a bat on stage. It was a live bat thrown onto the stage by an audience member that Ozzy took for a toy(fake) bat or something and for drama he bit its head off, only to realize that it was actually bleeding. He said this in an interview.
Majja agaya Bhai ! 😂😂 Watching this 2 yrs later hits different 😂