we read Trisha Paytas' book so u don't have to.
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hello hello lil cherubs! in today's video, Jake and i read Trisha Paytas' poetry book, 101 Poems About My Ex-Boyfriend (supposedly about Jason Nash) so you don't have to. hope u enjoy hehe xoxo
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Trisha Paytas could write “Ugly Love” but Colleen Hoover couldn’t write “101 Poems about my Ex Boyfriend”
She could never amount to the artistry of a simple lady named Trisha 🗣️‼️
She could never write I Love Jesus
@@Tw0Dotsi'm allergic to that song, please don't mention it around me.
@@Schnort lmaooo you might need to take some allergy meds for this comment section
This video should be called " we read Trisha Paytas book but you still have to"
Omg living for the new tattoo Nicole so cute
I just KNEW this was gonna be good once I saw it was you and Trisha Paytas in the title 😭😭
chronically online girl explains the bible please ✨
the oj simpson edit jumpscare omg
trisha was lowkey real for some of these and i don’t know what that says about me as a person
Some of these poems make me imagine trisha sat at candle light with quill in hand writing the next Shakespeare sonnet
You know she was in full Shakespeare cosplay too 😂😂😂
YESS💀
Wait is “I throw men to the wall like spaghetti hoping something sticks” kind of a bar hahaha
that shit hit
MY PLATONIC PARENTS POSTED!!!
they are literally married with 3 children…
IM SAT
MY NON-PLATONIC PARENTS POSTED!!
I would hope all parental relationships are platonic
@@The_lamb_sauce fr
the ‘honey kills’ is bc trisha believes that bee venom is from honey & she’s allergic to bees so she has conflated the 2 - hope this helps clear things up ❤❤❤
is this a canon trisha fact I'm crying 😭
I both do and don’t want that to be true at the same time 🤣🤣🤣
trisha is finding her way into everything and anything
We love when someone’s status knows no bounds and seeps in everywhere
Like this pus-
the way jake said 'mediocrity' (which is the correct word) but the book uses the incorrect word 'mediocracy' (real word, wrong context)
mediocracy = rule of the mediocre. thats crazy
mediocracy is political term lol, out of place in a trisha paytas book
nicole where’s the “chronically online girl breaks down trisha paytas lore”
that's the final video of the series
There's too much
That isn’t a single video, that’s a multi chapter documentary 🥴🤣
ok sooo docuseries that shit babes
itll be the finale
I think Colleen Hoover needs to financially compensate anyone who has read her books😭
trisha’s poetry is like that poetry you write late at night when you’re sad and it lowkey eats
The true poetry in this video was “I may be manic, but you’re Bi”
🥲🥲🥲🩷💙💜
Y’all are mixing up romp, rump, and romper 😂
“She’s on hospice” Jake that one fucking got me
I lost it when he said that oml
Her too 😔
trisha becoming an integral part of this channel was not on my bingo card but I'm not complaining
I desperately need these two people to teach my children how to read. I want them to learn from the best.
I love how Trisha spent over a decade *trying* to be everywhere, yet today she barely even leaves the confines of her house and her *finger is now glued to the pulse of society.* She became a mother and mothered us all in one fell swoop.
i LITERALLY (not even exaggerating) just finished watching one of the CoHo book videos and was scrolling through your page looking for something else to watch.. impeccable timing queen ✨
Same!!
Nicole is always there when you need her most
okay but, "I publish myself in all my nakedness vulnerable and raw" was a bar though
FR😭
SHANSPEARE MENTIONED!
She is officially more relevant than the bard himself. I hope she saw this 😂
Trisha could write Macbeth but could Shakespeare (not to be confused with Shanspeare) write An Ode To Food? Didn't think so.
As for possible books to read in the future, there's that one Shrek fanfic (Get In My Swamp) that completely changes the original story.
babe a shirt and shorts together is not a romp that's a romper LMAOOO
And it's "rump" for a "behind" as they called it.
It may have been a joke
0 for 2 on what a romp is i sobbed
literally 😭 no one knows it means a little jaunt
TRULY OBSESSED W THAT PERIWINKLE ASS EYESHADOW YOU’RE WEARING IN THE AD READ, OMG. What a *gorgeous* color + finish.
Ikr! I want to know what it is!! Also the gloss!
She looks so beautiful!!!!
YOUR MAKEUP NICOLE AGHHHH AMNIOTIC FLUID CORE TUTORIAL PLEASEEEEEEE
i have a makeup tutorial i made a few videos ago!
@@NicoleRafiee amniotic fluid core my god lol
So many of these have honest to god, deadass potential. Trisha just needs some basic grammar and spelling lessons and I very genuinely believe that she could write an honestly good poetry book. If she also got herself some songwriting lessons she could write some genuinely bomb tracks out of some of these poems. I'm being so honest rn
do you really think she wrote it herself? this is probably mash up of ghost writers' writing
@@what5475 if she had hired ghostwriters there wouldn't be the litany of insane grammar and spelling mistakes, it's all the same mistakes that she makes when she tweets. Let's not forget that she's written plenty of songs all on her own, even if they were goofy. She's a decent creative writer
"was he a monster or was he born with a " didn't have to go so hard
@@taylorg2320 that's what ghost writers do - imitate, my point still stands
@@what5475 it's so odd to me how you're so determined to discredit a woman even when praising her for this work is literally an unpopular opinion. Everyone thinks that this poetry is shit, but god forbid one person thinks that it has potential because you'll jump up from the shadows to say "☝️🤓🤏 ehm ackshually, if it DOES have potential that's cause other people did it FOR her, duh. But if it DOESN'T have potential then it's obviously her work. No one's going to be praising a woman I don't like on MY watch!"
Only 5 minutes in and I’m screaminf over the OJ Simpson space girl edit I’ve been screaming about that video since it was posted it’s so funny
"slavic relationship with articles" IS CRAZY 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
thank you grandma and grandpa for sharing literature from your youth
I am in love with this series! Who needs audio books?!
Omg yesss!
Right I want to add it to my goodreads now
Honestly Trisha Paytas’ poetry is probably a book I would want to read every time I got drunk and I’m not mad about it-
I'm not sure if it's because I'm smoking and drinking right now but this shit kind of goes hard NGL. Should I rewatch this video sober and see if the poetry hits the same???
“you literally need a phone to eat food” as i’m watching this on my
lunch break jake pleaaaase 😭
I really like the Coleen Hoover videos because I have no desire to read them but am still curious about them and you guys make it hilarious. This was really great too.
Not sure if anyone has suggested it but you guys should maybe read "Haunting Adeline" (idk if i spelled that right) together if your sick of Colleen Hoover (which is understandable)
My phone notified me that you uploaded a video and I stopped what I was doing and watched your video. Obsessed with you ❤
There is not a single friend i can send this to, who can understand the relevance of this book.
Is that a new tattoo or do you just keep a piece of shiny plastic over it to give picture frame vibes? 😂
it's a new tat HAHA
Conspiracy theory: Trisha Paytas writes Colleen Hoover books
Thank you for quenching my trisha paytas thirst
john early? john late.
jake gurly? jake ate.
jake mixing up a romp (lighthearted affair) and rompers is so good lmao
this is unironically good bpd representation
Posted 11 seconds ago? I am not early. I am 11 seconds late
read the bible but also simultaneously read the stripper diaries. every chapter of the stripper diaries you then read an entire book of the bible.
just feel i should inform you that the ad youtube gave me was for a prayer app and the first line was "are you looking to draw closer to god?" so clearly they know the impact this work of literature has on people
the tortured paytas department
MORE COLLEEN HOOVER PLZ QUEEEN XO
BRAD WHATRE YOU DOING HERE????? MY FAVE INTERACTING WITH MY OTHER FAVE? STOPPPPP
Love the tattoo! Maybe it will save me from the literature I’m about to put my ears through :)
lmao love the milk and vine throwback, my grandmother accidentally bought that instead of the real one for me when i was in middle school
10:02 a romp is like, a get down, you know like “romp and rouse” it’s like an old timey word for horsing around.
Romper is the one piece tank top shorts combo. Lmao
Girly, it's time... We NEED a chronically online girl explains Trisha Paytas.
I now that you already made a Frenemies one, but Trisha's lore is so much deeper than that.
04:51 People really don't know Amazon prints books on demand to cut costs?
the unabridged journals of sylvia plath 2.0
me when im Trisha Paytas, an American youtuber, singer, and media personality whose youtube channel consists of a wide variety of content including lifestyle-oriented vlogs, music videos, and mukbangs who as of July 2022 has accumulated roughly 5 million subscribers and almost 1 billion lifetime views.
I love watching them die inside whenever they read Colleen Hoover books. To be fair, I'm dying inside too.
when i got the notification for this i was feeding the ducks and when i saw the title i gasped and almost dropped the whole loaf of bread into the pond
Protip, bread isn't great for birds, but you can buy huge bags of birdseed and keep them in your car (lasts basically forever). It's better suited to their diet, and you're always ready to feed them!
Ducks also love frozen peas and rolled oats!! Very exciting stuff. Hope your loaf is okay
29:30 Jake being so convinced and adamant this is about Jason Nash is sending me
"can we forever date" gave me flashbacks to "lets together bath"
OMG YES SAME 😭😭😭😭
ur podcast came on on autoplay while i was cleaning a few days ago and now i plan on binging the whole thing u guys are so fucking funny together
I know yall were kidding about the Bible but there's actually an entire horny book of the Bible and it would be really funny if you reacted to it. Songs of Solomon aka Songs of Songs.
the Bible, definitely. Think of the angel with the eyes.
The content steadily morphing into mostly Trisha is absolutely necessary and part of what the lord intended for us all. ❤🎉
I’ll never not be shocked how people have dismissed Trisha paytas years of bigotry just because people think she’s funny 😭
the very first thing my eyeballs went to NICOLE I LOVE YOUR NEW BUNNY TATTOO ITS SO CUTE PLS
but also ty for your service you two
i luv that they inadvertently fix a lot of the typos when they read out loud
honestly this ad for parade makes me want to buy, it really does look so goddamn comfortable. thank you so much nicole, also the tattoo on your back is beautiful, i love the placement :”) adore u! thank u!
SHE'S ON HOSPICE SENT ME BRO AT 25:17
Am I crazy or are some of these actually good?
I don’t care for Trish, but 14 minutes in and I already ordered the book on Amazon 😂
Shanspeare mentioned!!! 💛💛
This doesn't have anything to do with anything buuuuut, I'd LOVE to see you guys react to this show called Yellowjackets!
It honestly surprised me at how good it was, I reckon it'd be a really good watch and I feel like there's been a bit more buzz around it recently (plus I'm like obsessed with it 🥺👉👈)
Anyway it's like a thriller, horror, drama, and I love how like campy and fun it is despite some of the more gross and terrifying moments. That kind of contrast makes it extra fun.
I feel like it genuinely kept my attention during every moment, and the kind of mystery of it all was so satisfying to see it unravel.
Didn't write much because I don't want to spoil anything, but I thought it had really good gay/queer representation too!
and I love gay!!!
(I do suggest looking up the specific TW if anyone is to watch the show as it can be quite violent, gross and triggering for some at times so that things at your own pace and be careful ❤ STRONG trigger warning for cannibalism and violence, also trigger warnings for pregnancy complications/loss, abortion, suicide, and I think that's all I remember off the top of my head, stay safe ❤)
you should make a chronically online video for the drake and kendrick beef
I can’t fathom after all the things she did. The internet still loves her.
Just came on my phone for a break for studying for my final exam tomorrow. When i TELL YOU there could not have been a A BETTER NOTIFICATION
WE NEED AN EPISODE ABOUT THE TRISHAVERSE SOMEDAY 👏👏👏
In case anyone was wondering, a romp is one of two things. If it is used as a verb, it describes a child playing roughly or energetically. Though, if it is used as a noun, it means "a spell of rough, energetic play".
PLEASE read the other trisha book :) Honestly if she worked with an editor on these concepts + making sure the lines flow after she writes a killer line I would buy it. But once is enough after listening to this
Yeah she has some bangers in here for sure
you need to read that erotica novel she self published
Trisha Paytas is more talented than Colleen Hoover. She definitely has a better vocabulary. Better use of words...
Okay this thing about celebs being reincarnated as Trisha's babies..? I am Very Old and only subclinically online, what do I ask Jeeves with my one typing finger to learn the origin of this theory?
Trisha was full term with her first child when QE2 died. It was speculated by some random that the queen was reincarnated as baby Malibu. It picked up steam online pretty quickly.
Ohhh, thank you for educating me! May have to rethink my anti monarchy stance in light of Her Malibu Majesty. The circle of liiiife, etc...
@@EzraSprouts 😂😂😂 she really is a tiny queen! 👸🏻
Okay, but the Make You Mine reference?! What do we think about the music video? 🤩
You guys dont understand. The line " he pumps me with his drugs" likens sex to drugs, an addictive substance. Intellectualism. Often trisha calls herself a whore, showing shame for her sex addiction. I honestly unironically think these poems are amazing. So beautiful. So dark. So tragic. 🖤
11:22 *EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND* Trisha is not eating bc she already ate ✨💯
Credence!! (I think UA-cam removed my comment, they don’t want Penelope Douglas slander on their distinguished website)
Next, you should read Credence by Penelope Douglass! A delightfully smutty and fucked up book about a 17 year old girl who must go live in a secluded cabin with her father's estranged step brother and his two sons. Yes, she does sleep with all three of them.
To be fair, I've hated on Colleen Hoover for quite a while. But after reading Haunting Adeline by H. D. Carlton, i realized that i owed her an apology.
you two could read frog and toad books and id still eat it up, love any of the book videos! thanks for putting out good content, we are feasting this week. also I love your new tattoo! you are a big big inspiration have a lovely day 😊
29:30 the cutoff on "DADDY JASON NASH" is making me CACKLE
listening about jason nash' cummies on a Friday morning while doing work was definitely not on my list to dos this week, but very much welcomed.
This is the type of poetry you write after you lose your virginity and have confused lust for love
PLEASE READ IT ENDS WITH US
please do not listen to the commentators, i LIVEEE and breathe for the colleen hoover videos !!!!!!!!
can u guys read the freaky bible
Ok the daddy poem is a bop though. She shoulda led with that one.
mother and father are back‼️