A real evil twist on the fake couples therapy guy: -Poses as fake therapist -Spends the session gaslighting the person's increasingly frustrated partner -Reveals it near the end that it was all a horrible bit -Is actually a divorce lawyer
@@ryanclemons1 That you annoy the s#$% out of them while also breaking the couple apart and possibly devasting the person that the frustrated partner wants to be divorced from
@@minnasandesu2096 It is, but I don't have any liscenses and also I don't encourage others to do that or even encourage others to encourage others to do that...
They’re still sneaky though. One blew up my Minecraft house and took the bed down with it :/ *I’m still trying to see if I can recreate the scenario and KILL the said creeper for doing that*
@skulls1269 it was a glitched model, Notch had mixed up a couple values for the width/length/height and from there, he was inspired and the creeper was born
Creepers were actually always meant to be camo. In the olden days (Alpha) the grass was a bright neon green and Notch decided to make them the same sort of color. Of course as time passed the creeper stayed the same and here we are! I heard a comment that once said "If creepers were introduced in a Mob vote, and we were told they exploded, were silent, camo, and could instantly kill you, they would never be voted" and it's true. The creeper really is the most iconic relic of Minecraft's past.
As someone Once Said: "The Community would rather Vote on the Useless Blue Thing ™ than anything else thats actually interesting" comment from the pre-allay win
The fly thing is pretty simple. You kill flies because they annoy/attack you. You barely realize that they are alive in the moment. Taking the wings/legs off a bug is next level destructive. You acknowledge the life of the bug and wish to make it worse. This kid is a different type of messed up. He saw a creature that he liked and, without any thought to its desires, crippled it so it would be forced to stay with him. Hopefully he's just too young to take things like that into account.😅🤣
@@alendonvaldor5808Same Big spider came down from the ceiling right in front of my face once. I squeaked in lower case and out of reflex punched it across the room
The bird thing actually happens a lot. Mostly with forbids (crows and ravens and such) as in you feed and take care of one in the wild, they’ll tell the others in the area that you’re cool and protect you. In fact I remember hearing about a story where a murder of crows protected a kid from being kidnapped because she screamed for help, said crow was near, and had all crows in the area gang up on the kidnapper. The same I am be said in the opposite way. You attack a corvid, there’s a pretty good chance that you’re going to have to move because you’re probably going to have your house and car covered in bird poop, and they might even outright attack you on sight.
Absolutely right, they are super intelligent, and protective. I have been feeding crows, magpies, etc, AND seagulls, for 15 years. You would think they would fight for the food, and bully each other to get the food, but nope. When I first moved in I would feed them, but they fought, so I went straight in, and didn't feed them the next day. For some reason, they got to know I wouldn't feed them if they fought, and now there's hardly any squabbles.🤷They now leave little gifts in front of my door, shiny crap. I feed foxes too, but they don't leave me gifts, just pee on my doorstep..not so nice, it STINKS!
So I know this is from ages ago, but had to chime in. Jays (also corvids) have something we might compare to theory of mind in humans. They hide food- but if they realize that another bird has observed them, they will retrieve it and hide it again in a different location where they won’t be seen. That suggests that they have the mental capacity to realize that their awareness and their knowledge differs from one bird to another. Basically, theory of mind is (in part) the idea that you can know something someone else does not, and vice versa. This is something we see humans develop as toddlers, and it’s seriously complex thinking. They can also plan ahead and stash food according to whether or not they typically have enough to eat.
That reminds me of the time someone tried saving a corvid, but wasn't able to, double unfortunetly other corvids saw the body and thought they did so, so they attacked them. Hope they are on better health.
My brother used to fire one of his small nerf guns that needed to be pumped a few times and then use air to shoot out the dart. He would do it with no dart and our dog would go insane lol
Fun fact: our yearbook team at our high school had a mascot for this past year named Mango. Mango is a dinosaur head on a stick that roars if you press the button. Mango was found in a bin of mangos at a Walmart and one of our team members bought it and brought it in. Mango is even in our yearbook to fill in a little bit of space.
5:13- I've seen a irl version of that, when a friend with diabetic neuropathy decided not to wear sandals at a local pool with a lot of pavement on a very hot day. We didn't realize what had happened until we got to another friend's house and she went upstairs to use their bathroom, maybe take a shower, idk. And their carpet was offwhite and she left bloody footprints on every step, and all the way to the bathroom. That was really the last say she got to have a normal life. Diabetic slow wound healing and high risk of infections combined with needing skin grafts on the soles of both feet meant she's been mostly unable to walk ever since.
My great uncle, who is a wheelchair bound quadriplegic, got a parking ticket, at the hospital, for parking in a handicapped space (he forgot to hang his front hang tag, but his truck has handicapped plates so the hang tag isn't required.) The judge dismissed him before he could even get to the front of the courtroom.
@Secretary I had a cop stick a parking ticket on my bike because it was 'parked in the bike rack for too long' Judge looked at the docket, sighed, told me to go home and had the bailiff lock the door with just him, the bailiff and the cop in there. Evidently I wasn't the first to get a parking ticket at my jr high school concerning the bikes in the bike rack.
Fun fact for my senior prank me and my friend had put those tiny plastic babies all over the school and I would just hear the teachers in the hallway “it’s another f*ckin baby”. It’s been years, but I’m sure they are still there. We hid them good lmao.
I remember having a guy in my culinary class (still in high school, this was last year) who took two of those babies, painted them black with red eyes, and made earrings out of them. He wore them almost every day and I love it. I have two plastic babies now and I just need to paint them to make my own. Also, to make it better, I found those babies hiding in the gaps of two brick walls at my school the same year.
I grow superhots like the Carolina Reaper in my garden. They're actually quite sweet underneath all that heat, and the endorphin rush is a natural painkiller.
Someone had bought hundreds of little babies and they spread like a rumor around my high-school. The buyer was never discovered and they will be finding them for generations to come.
A friend of mine has been making and maintaining a Minecraft server for a few years now. He developed a custom plugin a while before the infinity snapshot that let him make his own custom "Shadow Realm." Everything looks the same, except that skeletons and trident drowned have machine gun throwing speeds, creepers always spawn on the back of spiders, ghasts spawn that can rapid fire fireballs with an enrage state that makes them fire even faster, (and my favorite) stealthy clowns that can snipe you with pies from render range. It's glorious to hear someone scream "CLOWN CLOWN CLOWN" before the group frantically looks around and gets blasted.
5:48 it sounds creepy AF - and it is - but this is a legal means of avoiding paying a traffic fine. You can ask the court when the citing officer is due for holiday/vacation, schedule your date and then ask the court to dismiss the citation as the officer is not there to challenge the dismissal. Perfectly legal in the US.
34:30 that reminds me of the social phenomenon. In Germany it's called something to the quivalent of "town hall effect". Stand at a local square or a wide public space and look up to the highest point around you (usually the tower of the town hall). Sooner or later people will stand beside you and look up to see what you are looking at, and because it is so far away rarely anybody will ever ask what you are looking at because they try to figure it out themselves. After a crowd has gathered you can leave but the crowd will stay. Every now and then somebody will leave but there are also people joining the crowd so 10 minutes later there will be different people than at the start, but the crowd will probably still be there.
If I had to guess, it looks like he may have muscular dystrophy. It would explain the gaunt build, and the way his legs developed. I'm glad he's able to find some humor in his condition.
He might have one of several birth defects or other diseases that results in a lifelong syndrome of underdeveloped muscle, there are actors who have similar and play parts like Slenderman or other monsters or supernatural characters, I think one is called Marfan Syndrome or something, there's one man who has it and he plays like 80% of the skeletal creatures you see in movies in the last decade or two.
The fly thing honestly makes me sick. Like I hate flies just as much as the next person, really I do. they're annoying and irritating to deal with but the idea of torturing something to the extent of removing body parts makes me severely uncomfortable. And the fact that the child doesn't know that it's disturbing to do that also makes me a little frightened of that child
It's pretty disgusting, but I googled it and turns out that most insects don't feel pain the same way bigger, more complex animals do. They can still sense if they have been damaged or exposed to very high or very low temperatures and they react to it similarly, but it's not the kind of pain as we know it.
@@strangerinadarkalley but also, having to live the rest of their life without their defining characteristic. I assume that’s why swatting a fly seems less evil, since that’s way it’s quick and either they fly away or die- either way it’s over.
@@BananaWasTaken I'm not trying to justify this kid's bs, but houseflies also live less than a month. It wouldn't be a long life either way so it's really not /that/ tragic in my opinion. Still not a nice thing to do, though
@@strangerinadarkalley There is a greenland shark that is 400 years old, compared to that your life isnt very long at all, so your death inst really /that/ tragic. even flies are living things that want to live just as much as we do, either leave them alone or give them a quick and painles death. Tearing the wings off is just pure torture. Like tearing the legs off a human so it cant run away.
A response to the leaving plastic babies everywhere, I've been doing the same with small cutouts of Nicolas Cage's face from the meme everywhere at my job. Like behind monitors, on the ceiling in the toilets, in a potted plant looking through the green like he's spying, plus a lot of places I'm not disclosing yet in case a colleague should read this XD
Tape one to the underside of the mouse, covering the sensor. They go to use the mouse, it doesn't work, they pick it up to look at the underside and check for hairs or to see if the light is on, and BAM: Cage.
19:37 I’m doing this in my dnd campaign. My character has a huge wooden chest chained up with several padlocks, that she will not let out of her sight. It drives the other players insane trying to figure out what’s in it. There’s nothing in it. It’s completely empty.
I'm totally stealing that idea. Casting some sort of Minor Illusion to make noises come out of the box (especially if you've got some sort of subtle casting ability) would have been really funny to add to it.
There is literally a thing called “oyakodon” in Japan, which means something akin to “parent and child in a bowl”. It’s basically chicken and egg on rice. Japan can be… interesting sometimes
The funny thing about the seagull one is the fact that birds can’t see glass. So the seagulls POV is that the fry is right there but some invisible force just keeps stopping them from grabbing the thing.
The birthday counter: The state of Kentucky has made it virtually impossible to get a driver's license in person. When you order it online, though, you have to tap a button on the calendar and go back month by month to put in your DOB. It's also gotta be renewed during your birthday month. So, I now know exactly how many months I've been alive. The answer is 400.
on many calendars, if you click the month name it zooms out to a list of months, with the year shown at the top, then if you select the year it zooms out to a list of years of course, it usually doesn't tell you that it's an option, so not many people know
Because of course they do. No surprise, considering that this is the state that gave us Mitch McConnell, one of the most evil men in history to be in the US Senate.
Considering how tricky Genies are, I would assume the Genie would count you wishing for the puppy to be alive again to either cancel your other two wishes, or bring the puppy back as some hideous undead monster, or both. 🙂
I'm convinced that Click is only remotely normal on camera but when he's offline he turns into a complete maniac tossing plushies everywhere for no reason
That dog spider reminds me of Frodnar wanting to dress Stump up as a Frostbite Spider in Skyrim. As Dorthe says: "Frodnar, nobody's going believe your dog is a Frostbite Spider...And if they do...they'll kill him. Its not much of a prank."
This costume is a nightmare for arachnophobes... even if you recogniee it's a costule (or someone tells you), you'd still be dead scare because it still looks like a giant spider...
0:56 In Japanese cuisine there's literally a dish called oyakodon which roughly translates to "parent and child" donburi (a Japanese bowl dish). It is made with chicken and egg (and other ingredients) served on top of rice ;_;
The Geo guesser flag thing.. in Germany it's pretty normal for people to have their national flag in their Schrebergarten (basically an allotment). So it's pretty common to go into an area with 5 Greek flags followed by a cluster of Polish flags and a few Italian or other mixed in. I think some allotment colonies have fewer German than overall foreign flags in total
Once I noticed a seagull with only one leg and started feeding it, but then I noticed another one, and then another… and that’s when I realized that they seagulls were folding up one fo their legs to get me to feed them. Evil bastards
i don't know about u but if i were in this situation i'd be having seagull leg for dinner if u know what i mean.. lmfao try manipulating my good will by pretending to be a cripple and ill make u a cripple ;)
16:09 For me, the funniest part of that sentence is that once I met a girl who was a really big fan of Harry Potter. One day, a good couple of years ago, we were talking about some random bs, just as usual, and suddenly she told me the exact same thing of tricking her future children into bealiving in magic and eventually bomping into that pillar... I ended up falling in love with her, who would have though?
The NPC programmed to do it right vs the player that just follows the instructions? or is it just a test where the npcs never actually use water, so they were programmed to follow the sign, just as another action scripted into their behavior patterns?
That wireless printer story was WAY too tame. Let’s hope that wording it this way doesn’t get me banned; when I found a printer that the wireless printing was unsecured, I had it print a bunch of photos of “the naughties” overnight. Needless to say, the owner quickly set security to maximum. 🤣
Hi Swiss guy here to explain the shark in the Neuchâtel lake! If I'm not mistaken it was used for an indie horror film a few years ago and was just left out at the bottom of the lake (I guess because of financial issues idk) and it now is kind of the go to when you go diving. I think there's a Jason statue in another lake that has the same purpose but I don't remember where-
The fly thing feels weird because you’re literally torturing something and purposely prolonging it’s suffering. Just killing something outright is quick and non-personal. Pulling flies wings off or pulling off ant legs is done with some sort of sick intent. Ew. I know it’s not on the level of harming animals….but I always feel weird about people who used to torture things. When I was a little girl my grandmother used to have me catch butterflies for her. I eventually found out what she did with them. She pinned them to a canvas while still alive and hung them on her living room wall. I cried a lot when I saw what happened to all those pretty butterflies I caught for her. Okay, so maybe I have some unresolved trauma from my childhood…
@@HopeIsADrug11037 no. I was the child who was catching the butterflies. There was no intention to torture. But it was messed up my grandmother didn’t say what she wanted them for. I think she thought I’d like it? I’m not sure.
@@babymama406 oh I was referring to the kid in the video sorry! LOL I guess I didn't say that but yeah thats super weird, she was old enough to know thats torturing the poor thing :(
I know its amazing i heard a story from my uncle when he was a trucker that he did this to someone for 8 hours every time one trucker had to move on a new one would take their place i think the guy was forced like 2 hours out of town for it
14:13 - Isn't pulling the wings off flies supposed to be an early warning sign of a sadistic psychopath in the making? (Not to mention, obviously, that it's cruel to the fly!) 17:27 - Saute it and add beaten egg! (And if you have any mushrooms, saute them with the onions as well!)
I've done that to flies before when I was younger too... now I catch them and release them outside. I don't think I am a psychopath lol, I just had some messed up ways of experimenting as a child.
No. These are just myths. Continous cruelty to animals, bedwetting, callousness etc. are warning signs, but only a small percentage of callous children grow up to be ”psychopaths” or sociopaths. And there are a lot of what you can do if these early traits show in a child. There have been a lot of studies ”treating” psychopaths too (ofc the traits cannot be erased but possible to do something). I work with this topic a lot (forensic psychologist and criminologist) so always have to comment something when seeing these myths. Popular Culture has done so much damage in this field 😂
when i was little i used to carefully catch flies, pluck out their wings and then release them. i think my dislike for leaving the house is probably what prevented me from becoming a serial killer
It's something that I think most kids have done before when little. It's weird and we tend to forget about it, but kids don't know any better. They aren't psychopaths, they're curious and still have more time in the oven till they have the brain power to understand what they are actually doing.
@@Ray_Vun Yup. Just like me ripping off the heads of grasshoppers to make my toys ''puppets hands'' with them were totally normal too. 😅 Psychopaths and toddlers have a lot in common sometimes. lol
My sister walked into the room singing just as Click was making the Mango plushies kiss, stopped for a second, leaned in to look at my computer, rubbed her Pusheen plushie's ass on Click's face, then resumed singing and just left. I do not know how to feel about this.
You want Satan? Take a few natural grain valley bars and lift up someone's sheets - eat your snack. As you do, you'll be getting crumbs all the mattress. Put the sheets back down. Do the same for the pillow case. Sew it up. (Warning: this might result in divorce, harm or possibly death.)
@@mrnobodywood5143 What, you want more? How evil are you? I shiver at the thought. Seriously though, love those bars and can confirm how messy and crumby they are. Worst part about them.
@@primordialsun On the scale of 1 to 10 I say around 5 or 6 but besides the point I would do the bar thing cause I can imagine that to be uncomfortable but also with creepy demonic voice saying something like idk let's just say "I'm gonna skin you alive" in a demonic voice so this also takes in account if I ever get an significant other, when they wake up from the demonic voice they probably be scared about the voice they will wake up "but if they ever do that remember to act like a teenager acts in the morning not wanting to go to school moany because well staying in bed is better" when you do wake up they will ask the question can you hear the voice you will pretend that you can't hear the demonic voice so the significant other will think they are going insane
Fun fact about Terry the house fly, flys have a set of ballance wings that are just pretty much counterweights that move against their wings, in Terry's case he should still have them and is likely trying to take off
Fun fact: The miniature plastic babies are actually part of Mardi Gras, where one is baked inside a King cake to represent the Christian tradition of Epiphany. It's considered good luck to find the plastic baby in your slice.
@@aaronmccullers384 hm... A bit too noticeable for my personal tastes, but I like where your head is. Alternative idea: shrink the enemy's hitbox by ten pixels.
Fun fact: creepers are coded to not have an idle or walk sound Also I have creeper overhaul on my server so a bamboo forest creeper blends perfectly into the bamboo forests
Thanks for namedropping the mod! I was looking for it, but had only found some that weren't updated any longer. Now I can troll my fr... I mean, make my server more immersive. :)
10:43 my step father and I decided to prank my mum by buying 70 tiny ducks and hiding them around the house cause my mum likes ducks It backfired, she loved it, she now has them lined up on her cupboard behind her desk so when she has zoom meetings they can see all of her tiny ducks…
The good thing with spiders that *would* weigh a few pounds, there's no fucking way they could climb any perfectly vertical surfaces, so just get up on a ramp or something and panic safely 😂
21:40 Funny thing is, apparently mustard _oil_ is really good for your skin, and has several known useful properties, including as an anti-inflammatory and anti-bacterial agent. ...that being said, I doubt those properties are expressed in _dijon_ mustard with any efficiency.
And yes and mustard gas absolutely is not good for you. Just goes to show that just because something has a name similar to something good or bad doesn’t mean everything that has that name shares similar properties.
Fun fact about the ocean: There is a type of creature at the bottom of the ocean that we haven’t discovered yet that leaves massive bite marks on whales. A creature so big that whales are a possible prey for it. Given that we’ve only discovered 10% of our oceans, there could be so many more creatures like that down there.
Okay so piece of advice: Do not do that last one in any country where carrying a firearm is allowed. You might get a few laughs, but eventually one of them will just pull a gun out and put several rounds into your dog, killing them. So please do not do this if you love your pet, you will regret it.
11:20 "30 people found this helpful" 31 people and counting are going to be driven insane by partners/family members who decided to purchase those tiny plastic babies.
I wanna point out that the Mario Maker lvl at 23:17 is diabolical coz at the end after mario gets the flagpole he automatically runs into the castle but they put a block in front of it so he can't get in, and since its automatic you can no longer control him, that means you will never truly ''finish'' the level after all that effort.
the minesweeper is even more evil, as it is programmed that your first try is always none mine, so when they go online to find out what the heck, they will find that it should never be a mine on the first move.
The McDonald's happy meal mascot truly is a thing of evil. I hate that thing so much. I feel like it keeps emaciated children in it's basement and only feeds them when one of the others die.
Idk if that was intentional or not but this just sounded like they would be fed by food made out of the dead one................................ It is the new "you can be happy to live-meal"?:')
Camo creepers were inspired by Alpha Minecraft, statement being that the bright green of creepers blended very well with the bright green grass during those early days of the game. They wanted to make creepers legitimately hard to spot again and make them a threat once more.
I 'pre-learned' at lot of electronic stuff well before joining the military, and so taught my classmates about capacitors and diodes the hard way. Basically a couple of components soldered together, then the wires (carefully) placed into the wall socket, then removed and (carefully) wrapped round the component - then holding it by the insulated body, you can pass it, or throw it to your victim for a quick mini-zap of high voltage. Harmless, but I got called a lot of names lol.
@@claveworks They are weird, but what the instructors were telling the class was (no joke) that transistors are a little box with magic smoke inside it. And if you see the smoke coming out that means it's broken. Learning how a transistor works took a third row seat to learning how to replace a broken one.
@@timtheskeptic1147 Goddamn... So no PNP/NPN talk? Nothing about doped silicon or the avalanche effect? holy crap! You need a better grounding than 'It burns out like this' I feel lucky to have learned about valves (tubes) first, then diodes and transistors then FETs (which work a bit like valves) then some chip stuff. It was 13 months of RAF training pretty much starting with what is electricity and ending with radar, and transmission of microwaves down a waveguide - intense!
About stopping a car at a crosswalk to give excessive time to pedestrians. It must be nice living in a country where pedestrians would normally care about inconveniencing the driver.
Well, the law in my country dies say that pedestrians have the right of way. So when a driver is actually nice and stops their car so I can cross the street where there's no traffic lights to help out I run to cross the street if I can so as to let them be able to continue sooner. And then there's those jerks who see myself already crossing before they came down the street and they refuse to even slow down so I have no choice but to run to avoid getting hit. Then I contemplate if I should've let myself get hit so I could sue them for everything they have & buy myself a house so grandma and I won't ever have to worry about getting evicted ever again. Then I remind myself that letting such jerks hit me with a car would be risking death.
When I was in elementary school, the other kids used to draw those incredibly elaborate mazes when they were doodling in their spare time. Though they didn't go so far as to make an actual image out of it. It's a pretty interesting art style if you have the patience to keep the line continuous.
That would work but unfortunately you can't hear a train coming straight at you. You will hear the horn but you won't hear the sound of it on the tracks if it's just coasting like most passenger trains tend to do. You'll only hear it if it's accelerating or braking. And you definitely won't hear it if the wind is blowing away from you
There is a species of wingless fly that lives in Antarctica. _Belgica antarctica_ is a species of midge that lost its wings as an adaptation to avoid being windswept into harsher areas.
30:06 actually, one woman did something similar. In march, some russian soldiers went to her house and she gave them tea with laxatives. When they all ran to the wooden toilet outside, she set it on fire, earning herself the tittle of “Modern Queen Olha” (her husband was killed by a tribe who didn’t want to pay their taxes, so she gave them a new tax - one pigeon from each home. The pigeons were trained to return home, so she tied a burning piece of cloth to them. The whole village caught fire, when the tax returned)
Shoot puppy for 3 wishes: didn’t you watch Aladdin? The genie has 3 restrictions: 1) he won’t kill anyone 2) he won’t cause someone to fall in love and 3) he won’t raise anyone from the dead. The puppy would be gone forever. “Phenomenal cosmic power! *itty bitty living space*”
simply write on a piece of paper that you wish the rules didn't exist, and then write all of your other wishes on the paper, then wish everything on the paper would come true in the order written and as one wish
I recall a story from not too long ago where there was a car driving really fast and switching lanes erratically. A woman decided to stop them by slowing them down and boxing them in. The driver's friend was bleeding to death in the backseat of that car. If she hadn't interfered, he might have lived.
Fun fact - one dude did so to my cousin that is also a cop and also had a pregnant wife. You would be surprised how an entire police department can ride around your neighborhood, follow you whetever you're going, irritate you to the point of you doing mistakes on the road and give you another 5 tickets resulting in 24 penal points resulting in you losing your driver's license. Remember - you have imagination and creativity, cops have tested methods and possibilities.
Maybe next time the person will think about consequences and won’t be a douche. Intentionally trying to take away one of the happiest days of someone’s life is never okay.
@@dhubbartt6988 you’re seriously comparing getting out of a ticket to an entire police department harassing a private citizen? The cop isn’t obligated to show up to contest a ticket dispute. They should all be fired for that; “don’t be a douche” is bullshit when you prove you’re a lunatic with delusions of grandeur. How many people continue to DIE everyday because cops abuse their authority and you act like that’s a happy story. “Be nice or we’ll harass you and ruin your life” is what you’re saying. Enabling abuse is just as bad as being an abuser yourself. How many people died because your cousin launched a vendetta that apparently took the departments primary focus? You disgust me severely.
I’ve been a victim of abuse of authority. I was detained and not allowed to go see my doctor because a crazy person claimed I attacked her because I held my hand up to block her blowing smoke in my face, which she did in response to me asking her to not smoke in front of the medical centers no smoking sign. They ignored me when I asked to press charges against her but gladly let her press charges against me. How do you even know your cousin didn’t write a bogus ticket, they clearly don’t have any integrity. You live in this bubble of ignorance where cops = good guys and thus anyone they don’t like must obviously be bad. Educate yourself please, or at least stop proudly endorsing criminal behavior.
@@Skullhawk13 So, you support man's inability to be with his wife throught one of the most important moments of their lives because a speeding moron that couldn't make the turn and smashed a bus stop (luckily empty) thinks his actions that would be a vehicular manslaughter if somebody was waiting to catch a bus didn't deserve 15k pln (around 3k dollars) to fix the bus stop and pay speeding ticket... Everything wrong with anti-police movements starts with morons thinking they are above punishment for breaking the law and justified in their revenge for punishment.
One of the places I used to work at had those touch free paper towel dispensers. Our head chef told one of our new hosts it was voice activated and waved her hand in front of it while saying "towel". The host spent a good five minutes yelling at it trying to get a paper towel. Best rookie hazing I've ever seen.
About the Harry Potter thing the woman wanted to do with her child: there isn't actually a wall between the two platforms ^^" J.K thought of the wrong station while writing this scene. For the Movies, they renamed 4 and 5 into 9 and 10. So that wouldn't work out as she has intended but I love the idea xD
I love that Click was amazed that someone was able to do that Mario Fireball Maze, but missed the end where Mario was stuck walking into that final block.
Click 14:25 you're sad about the fly getting its wings pulled off because your subconscious remembers in "A Bug's Life" when Flik gets to the city, he trips on a homeless bug with a sign that said "Kid ripped my wings off" You feel their paaaain
A real evil twist on the fake couples therapy guy:
-Poses as fake therapist
-Spends the session gaslighting the person's increasingly frustrated partner
-Reveals it near the end that it was all a horrible bit
-Is actually a divorce lawyer
Now that is a good twist.
sounds more like a good twist to me how is it evil?
@@ryanclemons1 That you annoy the s#$% out of them while also breaking the couple apart and possibly devasting the person that the frustrated partner wants to be divorced from
Sounds kinda illegal tbh. If that dosent revoke some liscenes I have no faith in humanity.
@@minnasandesu2096 It is, but I don't have any liscenses and also I don't encourage others to do that or even encourage others to encourage others to do that...
Genuinley surprised Click hasn't broken anything in his room yet with how much he throws those plushies around 😂
New idea plush rocket
Who says he hasn't
That you know of...
@@efgaming4527 Probably has with Cliccy.
he just has an infinite supply of everything
The click slowly went from losing his sanety by looking at cursed things to the ramblings of an insane man who praises satan and loves land sharks
Is there anything wrong with that?
Implying he was ever sane to begin with. I mean, he is Swedish
@@viscountrainbows6452 he's been a lot more sane than the shite in America. I'll accept our swedish overlord of acceptance
@@enriquehirshfeltikov2395 Hail to the Chief of IKEA
The transformation is complete
"My niece has her bird trained to attack anyone she screams at"
Ah, yes...
_The Beastmaster_
Ah, Yes The Ranger
The true beast master
Jasmine and Kree fr
villain snow white!
@@thefbomb8805oh mah gawd Scp-049 pfp???
Fun fact: creepers are such a bright green color because they were meant to camouflage with a old (very bright) foliage.
They’re still sneaky though. One blew up my Minecraft house and took the bed down with it :/
*I’m still trying to see if I can recreate the scenario and KILL the said creeper for doing that*
No they were just a glitched pig texture that ended up with those colors
@@skulls1269 pretty sure creepers were glitched pigs model not textures
@@kirxi3905 Actually you might be right
@skulls1269 it was a glitched model, Notch had mixed up a couple values for the width/length/height and from there, he was inspired and the creeper was born
RE: the fly not having wings being disturbing
It's because killing them is impersonal and mindless, but pulling off the wings is personal.
Me who pulls off flies wings everytime I catch them: o h
@@thetrueesteemedwizard oop-
How, that kid has a higher agility stat than someone who maxed out their agility stat in fallout along with the perks, must be faster than usain bolt
Yeah. It's the difference between quick death and torture.
@@thetrueesteemedwizard your a devil
Creepers were actually always meant to be camo.
In the olden days (Alpha) the grass was a bright neon green and Notch decided to make them the same sort of color.
Of course as time passed the creeper stayed the same and here we are!
I heard a comment that once said "If creepers were introduced in a Mob vote, and we were told they exploded, were silent, camo, and could instantly kill you, they would never be voted" and it's true.
The creeper really is the most iconic relic of Minecraft's past.
And they still catch Minecraft Pro's off guard at the worst/best times.
The fact the creeper face is *in* the logo itself is a frightening implication.
@@viscountrainbows6452 it actually wasn't in the logo until mid beta
@@TorutheRedFox finally; a fun fact that is actually fun.
As someone Once Said:
"The Community would rather Vote on the Useless Blue Thing ™ than anything else thats actually interesting"
comment from the pre-allay win
The fly thing is pretty simple. You kill flies because they annoy/attack you. You barely realize that they are alive in the moment. Taking the wings/legs off a bug is next level destructive. You acknowledge the life of the bug and wish to make it worse. This kid is a different type of messed up. He saw a creature that he liked and, without any thought to its desires, crippled it so it would be forced to stay with him. Hopefully he's just too young to take things like that into account.😅🤣
So he's going to be a sadist?
Maybe a yandere?
It’s like removing a leg from a human so they spend time with you
@@Morning_Dewdrop It’s like removing both legs.
@@Morning_Dewdrop You ever see the movie Misery? It's based on a Stephen King book. It's basically this.🤣
Funny as the dog spider costume is, you just know someone punted that dog down the hall instead of running.
My spider reflex is exterminatus. It would not end well o.o
@@alendonvaldor5808with a spider that big? Hell no
@@alendonvaldor5808Same
Big spider came down from the ceiling right in front of my face once. I squeaked in lower case and out of reflex punched it across the room
The bird thing actually happens a lot. Mostly with forbids (crows and ravens and such) as in you feed and take care of one in the wild, they’ll tell the others in the area that you’re cool and protect you. In fact I remember hearing about a story where a murder of crows protected a kid from being kidnapped because she screamed for help, said crow was near, and had all crows in the area gang up on the kidnapper. The same I am be said in the opposite way. You attack a corvid, there’s a pretty good chance that you’re going to have to move because you’re probably going to have your house and car covered in bird poop, and they might even outright attack you on sight.
Corvids
Absolutely right, they are super intelligent, and protective. I have been feeding crows, magpies, etc, AND seagulls, for 15 years. You would think they would fight for the food, and bully each other to get the food, but nope. When I first moved in I would feed them, but they fought, so I went straight in, and didn't feed them the next day. For some reason, they got to know I wouldn't feed them if they fought, and now there's hardly any squabbles.🤷They now leave little gifts in front of my door, shiny crap. I feed foxes too, but they don't leave me gifts, just pee on my doorstep..not so nice, it STINKS!
Autocorrect changing “corvids” to “forbids” seems intentional on the part of tech.
So I know this is from ages ago, but had to chime in. Jays (also corvids) have something we might compare to theory of mind in humans. They hide food- but if they realize that another bird has observed them, they will retrieve it and hide it again in a different location where they won’t be seen. That suggests that they have the mental capacity to realize that their awareness and their knowledge differs from one bird to another. Basically, theory of mind is (in part) the idea that you can know something someone else does not, and vice versa. This is something we see humans develop as toddlers, and it’s seriously complex thinking. They can also plan ahead and stash food according to whether or not they typically have enough to eat.
That reminds me of the time someone tried saving a corvid, but wasn't able to, double unfortunetly other corvids saw the body and thought they did so, so they attacked them.
Hope they are on better health.
"censoring in case the youtube bots are more color aware than the click is"
That was genuinely funny. Thank you editor.
You're very welcome
Is Click color blind? it makes sense in context, but I didn't want to assume.
@@ItalianPokeMage he is
Is this dude the gay furry
@@king_carnishthefirst3354 not gay nor a furry but yes
To be fair they never stated what you're shooting the puppy with. I'd genie the genie and just use a water pistol.
Big brain
They also never said it was projectile shooting. I'd just take a picture of the puppy
Outsmarting a Genie. I bow to you!
I used to have an "Air Blaster", that shoots a pulse of air. Used to annoy the dog all the time. Ah, good times.
My brother used to fire one of his small nerf guns that needed to be pumped a few times and then use air to shoot out the dart. He would do it with no dart and our dog would go insane lol
Fun fact: our yearbook team at our high school had a mascot for this past year named Mango. Mango is a dinosaur head on a stick that roars if you press the button. Mango was found in a bin of mangos at a Walmart and one of our team members bought it and brought it in. Mango is even in our yearbook to fill in a little bit of space.
omg I love it
i want a mango now
5:13- I've seen a irl version of that, when a friend with diabetic neuropathy decided not to wear sandals at a local pool with a lot of pavement on a very hot day. We didn't realize what had happened until we got to another friend's house and she went upstairs to use their bathroom, maybe take a shower, idk. And their carpet was offwhite and she left bloody footprints on every step, and all the way to the bathroom. That was really the last say she got to have a normal life. Diabetic slow wound healing and high risk of infections combined with needing skin grafts on the soles of both feet meant she's been mostly unable to walk ever since.
The most funny thing about the review of hiding the plastic babies everywhere, is that 30 people found it helpful.
I'm proud of the group that got scared by the painted guy. Scared shitless but they didn't abandon the guy who fell
I still feel bad for them, that fall looked like a faint... O_O Good joke, poor guy x)
That's some really great bro.
At least, this prank showed their true colors, and, they are wholesomely loyal !
I’m a little surprised the painted guy didn’t accidentally step in anything
My great uncle, who is a wheelchair bound quadriplegic, got a parking ticket, at the hospital, for parking in a handicapped space (he forgot to hang his front hang tag, but his truck has handicapped plates so the hang tag isn't required.) The judge dismissed him before he could even get to the front of the courtroom.
@@secretary5692 ikr! I kinda wish I'd been there to actually see it.
@Secretary I had a cop stick a parking ticket on my bike because it was 'parked in the bike rack for too long' Judge looked at the docket, sighed, told me to go home and had the bailiff lock the door with just him, the bailiff and the cop in there.
Evidently I wasn't the first to get a parking ticket at my jr high school concerning the bikes in the bike rack.
Fun fact for my senior prank me and my friend had put those tiny plastic babies all over the school and I would just hear the teachers in the hallway “it’s another f*ckin baby”. It’s been years, but I’m sure they are still there. We hid them good lmao.
I'm still in high school. How much do those babies cost? I need hundred
@@johnprime1147 I think you can just search them up. I remember seeing them on Amazon, 100 for 5-10$, if I remember correctly.
@@itsyapeepkiri Thank you
I remember having a guy in my culinary class (still in high school, this was last year) who took two of those babies, painted them black with red eyes, and made earrings out of them. He wore them almost every day and I love it. I have two plastic babies now and I just need to paint them to make my own.
Also, to make it better, I found those babies hiding in the gaps of two brick walls at my school the same year.
we did this in middle school. no particular reason. it was like 6-7th grade.
Your pepper eating story is literally describing the feeling of a masochistic sub during a scene.
That good feeling is the adrenaline being broken down by the body after it realizes it's not needed to be in fight or flight mode.
@@AsmodeusDHare yup, that's also how some enter subspace.
I grow superhots like the Carolina Reaper in my garden. They're actually quite sweet underneath all that heat, and the endorphin rush is a natural painkiller.
Someone had bought hundreds of little babies and they spread like a rumor around my high-school. The buyer was never discovered and they will be finding them for generations to come.
A friend of mine has been making and maintaining a Minecraft server for a few years now. He developed a custom plugin a while before the infinity snapshot that let him make his own custom "Shadow Realm." Everything looks the same, except that skeletons and trident drowned have machine gun throwing speeds, creepers always spawn on the back of spiders, ghasts spawn that can rapid fire fireballs with an enrage state that makes them fire even faster, (and my favorite) stealthy clowns that can snipe you with pies from render range.
It's glorious to hear someone scream "CLOWN CLOWN CLOWN" before the group frantically looks around and gets blasted.
That sounds like so much fun! Is there a way I can get in?
@@jenv.7995 Same
“Looks like you’re going to the shadow realm Jimbo”
This looks like fun.
I needed this today
I NEED THIS PLUGIN
That poor pupper is going to be so confused tho. He just wants to be friendly and say hi to people and they scream and run away.
Not to mention if someone reflexively attacked the poor pup.
@@ShiftyApparition that was a 7 years old video, nothing bad happened to the doggo
@@Michael-fw9xb I don't want to make you sad but that dog has been shot
@@ukaszflorczak7159 Co ty pierdolisz...
@@adamix157 he's probably just trolling. Just ignore him
5:48 it sounds creepy AF - and it is - but this is a legal means of avoiding paying a traffic fine. You can ask the court when the citing officer is due for holiday/vacation, schedule your date and then ask the court to dismiss the citation as the officer is not there to challenge the dismissal.
Perfectly legal in the US.
34:30 that reminds me of the social phenomenon. In Germany it's called something to the quivalent of "town hall effect". Stand at a local square or a wide public space and look up to the highest point around you (usually the tower of the town hall). Sooner or later people will stand beside you and look up to see what you are looking at, and because it is so far away rarely anybody will ever ask what you are looking at because they try to figure it out themselves. After a crowd has gathered you can leave but the crowd will stay. Every now and then somebody will leave but there are also people joining the crowd so 10 minutes later there will be different people than at the start, but the crowd will probably still be there.
2:12 Genuinely concerned for the guy who got painted. The man is skin and bones 😢
Yeah same, did you see his legs he might be a hidden demon/alien
Sorry sounds terrible
If I had to guess, it looks like he may have muscular dystrophy. It would explain the gaunt build, and the way his legs developed. I'm glad he's able to find some humor in his condition.
@@FrozEnbyWolf150 you are correct
He might have one of several birth defects or other diseases that results in a lifelong syndrome of underdeveloped muscle, there are actors who have similar and play parts like Slenderman or other monsters or supernatural characters, I think one is called Marfan Syndrome or something, there's one man who has it and he plays like 80% of the skeletal creatures you see in movies in the last decade or two.
The fly thing honestly makes me sick. Like I hate flies just as much as the next person, really I do. they're annoying and irritating to deal with but the idea of torturing something to the extent of removing body parts makes me severely uncomfortable. And the fact that the child doesn't know that it's disturbing to do that also makes me a little frightened of that child
It's pretty disgusting, but I googled it and turns out that most insects don't feel pain the same way bigger, more complex animals do. They can still sense if they have been damaged or exposed to very high or very low temperatures and they react to it similarly, but it's not the kind of pain as we know it.
Also the sign of a future psychopath
@@strangerinadarkalley but also, having to live the rest of their life without their defining characteristic.
I assume that’s why swatting a fly seems less evil, since that’s way it’s quick and either they fly away or die- either way it’s over.
@@BananaWasTaken I'm not trying to justify this kid's bs, but houseflies also live less than a month. It wouldn't be a long life either way so it's really not /that/ tragic in my opinion. Still not a nice thing to do, though
@@strangerinadarkalley There is a greenland shark that is 400 years old, compared to that your life isnt very long at all, so your death inst really /that/ tragic.
even flies are living things that want to live just as much as we do, either leave them alone or give them a quick and painles death. Tearing the wings off is just pure torture. Like tearing the legs off a human so it cant run away.
A response to the leaving plastic babies everywhere, I've been doing the same with small cutouts of Nicolas Cage's face from the meme everywhere at my job. Like behind monitors, on the ceiling in the toilets, in a potted plant looking through the green like he's spying, plus a lot of places I'm not disclosing yet in case a colleague should read this XD
Tape one to the underside of the mouse, covering the sensor. They go to use the mouse, it doesn't work, they pick it up to look at the underside and check for hairs or to see if the light is on, and BAM: Cage.
it feels like a extended april's fool :'D
you must really not like your job, also GLORIOUS!
@@darkdruidsvale actually I do like my job, but it's more of an ongoing prank I'm doing
@@svenhendrickx2783 what have the reactions been like so far?
19:37 I’m doing this in my dnd campaign. My character has a huge wooden chest chained up with several padlocks, that she will not let out of her sight. It drives the other players insane trying to figure out what’s in it.
There’s nothing in it. It’s completely empty.
i NEED to steal this for my warlock specifically to annoy our wizard
EVERYONE needs Schrödinger's Possession
I love you
And when they do open it, and you go "F*ck, it's empty!"
I'm totally stealing that idea.
Casting some sort of Minor Illusion to make noises come out of the box (especially if you've got some sort of subtle casting ability) would have been really funny to add to it.
There is literally a thing called “oyakodon” in Japan, which means something akin to “parent and child in a bowl”. It’s basically chicken and egg on rice. Japan can be… interesting sometimes
Fun Fact: There is an invisible creeper mod
Kind sir say it ain't so
@@quinn6841Oh my sweet summer child, it is so
@@ThEnchantedFoxx *Sighs* Tis a sad day indeed
We found Satan again?!?
@@EXEFaker Nah even satan doesn't condone this bullshitery
The funny thing about the seagull one is the fact that birds can’t see glass. So the seagulls POV is that the fry is right there but some invisible force just keeps stopping them from grabbing the thing.
The birthday counter: The state of Kentucky has made it virtually impossible to get a driver's license in person. When you order it online, though, you have to tap a button on the calendar and go back month by month to put in your DOB. It's also gotta be renewed during your birthday month. So, I now know exactly how many months I've been alive. The answer is 400.
on many calendars, if you click the month name it zooms out to a list of months, with the year shown at the top, then if you select the year it zooms out to a list of years
of course, it usually doesn't tell you that it's an option, so not many people know
@@MatingPress it... did not. I tried all the tricks
Republicans.
Because of course they do.
No surprise, considering that this is the state that gave us Mitch McConnell, one of the most evil men in history to be in the US Senate.
You’re 33?
Considering how tricky Genies are, I would assume the Genie would count you wishing for the puppy to be alive again to either cancel your other two wishes, or bring the puppy back as some hideous undead monster, or both. 🙂
shoot not kill. why assume a gsw is instantly fatal? then wish for the puppy to have a wolverine style healing factor, boom healed
immortal warhound chihuahua inbound...
@@EthosO76 Perfect. 😈
@@rastiabertoy8579
Just use a water pistol, or a camera.
@@EthosO76 Oh, god. That's actually frightening.
I'm convinced that Click is only remotely normal on camera but when he's offline he turns into a complete maniac tossing plushies everywhere for no reason
Hi
That dog spider reminds me of Frodnar wanting to dress Stump up as a Frostbite Spider in Skyrim.
As Dorthe says: "Frodnar, nobody's going believe your dog is a Frostbite Spider...And if they do...they'll kill him. Its not much of a prank."
This costume is a nightmare for arachnophobes... even if you recogniee it's a costule (or someone tells you), you'd still be dead scare because it still looks like a giant spider...
0:56 In Japanese cuisine there's literally a dish called oyakodon which roughly translates to "parent and child" donburi (a Japanese bowl dish). It is made with chicken and egg (and other ingredients) served on top of rice ;_;
Sounds tasty!
You beat me to it.
There's another dish with the same ingredients called "Mother and Child Reunion"
Wow
The Geo guesser flag thing.. in Germany it's pretty normal for people to have their national flag in their Schrebergarten (basically an allotment). So it's pretty common to go into an area with 5 Greek flags followed by a cluster of Polish flags and a few Italian or other mixed in.
I think some allotment colonies have fewer German than overall foreign flags in total
Once I noticed a seagull with only one leg and started feeding it, but then I noticed another one, and then another… and that’s when I realized that they seagulls were folding up one fo their legs to get me to feed them. Evil bastards
Intelligent seagulls...
we're doomed!
i don't know about u but if i were in this situation i'd be having seagull leg for dinner if u know what i mean.. lmfao try manipulating my good will by pretending to be a cripple and ill make u a cripple ;)
16:09
For me, the funniest part of that sentence is that once I met a girl who was a really big fan of Harry Potter. One day, a good couple of years ago, we were talking about some random bs, just as usual, and suddenly she told me the exact same thing of tricking her future children into bealiving in magic and eventually bomping into that pillar... I ended up falling in love with her, who would have though?
14:43
Basically, its torturing the fly, making it wish it were dead.
The person who put that sensor faucet sign in that bathroom was trying to find everyone in the building who’s secretly an NPC.
The NPC programmed to do it right vs the player that just follows the instructions?
or is it just a test where the npcs never actually use water, so they were programmed to follow the sign, just as another action scripted into their behavior patterns?
@@locklynn9378 NPCs would follow their scripts, even if the item(s) they need to do so isn't functioning or even there in some cases.
19:10 honestly, obnoxious Harvard grads and obnoxious Tesla drivers 100% deserve this treatment.
If I ever decide to find a partner or roommate, I will be the one hiding small objects. No context just tiny dragons.
I want to do this with something. The plan was rubber ducks all over my local town, but I want to mess with people and do it with something weirder.
i'm sorry, it would make my day so much better to just find a tiny dragon figurine in some obscure spot in my house
@@camerondon3712
Decapitated rubber ducks?
Rubber ducks with nooses round their necks?
Can I be your next roommate?
Tiny plastic ducks, just everywhere. Then there be a special duck flipping you off.
That wireless printer story was WAY too tame. Let’s hope that wording it this way doesn’t get me banned; when I found a printer that the wireless printing was unsecured, I had it print a bunch of photos of “the naughties” overnight. Needless to say, the owner quickly set security to maximum. 🤣
Hi Swiss guy here to explain the shark in the Neuchâtel lake!
If I'm not mistaken it was used for an indie horror film a few years ago and was just left out at the bottom of the lake (I guess because of financial issues idk) and it now is kind of the go to when you go diving.
I think there's a Jason statue in another lake that has the same purpose but I don't remember where-
The fly thing feels weird because you’re literally torturing something and purposely prolonging it’s suffering. Just killing something outright is quick and non-personal. Pulling flies wings off or pulling off ant legs is done with some sort of sick intent. Ew. I know it’s not on the level of harming animals….but I always feel weird about people who used to torture things. When I was a little girl my grandmother used to have me catch butterflies for her. I eventually found out what she did with them. She pinned them to a canvas while still alive and hung them on her living room wall. I cried a lot when I saw what happened to all those pretty butterflies I caught for her. Okay, so maybe I have some unresolved trauma from my childhood…
Flies and ants are animals. Just extremely tiny ones.
That’s why you kill them first.
it's disturbing but the child's intent wasn't to torture it, so that makes it a little bit better
@@HopeIsADrug11037 no. I was the child who was catching the butterflies. There was no intention to torture. But it was messed up my grandmother didn’t say what she wanted them for. I think she thought I’d like it? I’m not sure.
@@babymama406 oh I was referring to the kid in the video sorry! LOL I guess I didn't say that
but yeah thats super weird, she was old enough to know thats torturing the poor thing :(
9:31 don’t mess with a group of truckers, they have team voice chat enabled
Lol
I know its amazing i heard a story from my uncle when he was a trucker that he did this to someone for 8 hours every time one trucker had to move on a new one would take their place i think the guy was forced like 2 hours out of town for it
lmao
That whistle exhaust will put hundreds of people into a terror state because it gives them terrible Gym class flashbacks 😂😂
WW2 Junkers JU-87 Stuka dive bombers had a siren to similarly terrify their targets.
Make them dog whistles.
14:13 - Isn't pulling the wings off flies supposed to be an early warning sign of a sadistic psychopath in the making? (Not to mention, obviously, that it's cruel to the fly!)
17:27 - Saute it and add beaten egg! (And if you have any mushrooms, saute them with the onions as well!)
I've done that to flies before when I was younger too... now I catch them and release them outside. I don't think I am a psychopath lol, I just had some messed up ways of experimenting as a child.
No. These are just myths. Continous cruelty to animals, bedwetting, callousness etc. are warning signs, but only a small percentage of callous children grow up to be ”psychopaths” or sociopaths. And there are a lot of what you can do if these early traits show in a child. There have been a lot of studies ”treating” psychopaths too (ofc the traits cannot be erased but possible to do something). I work with this topic a lot (forensic psychologist and criminologist) so always have to comment something when seeing these myths. Popular Culture has done so much damage in this field 😂
2:10 biggest dude in the groups brain " nope, nope, NOPE sleep mode activated! " good on his buddies for not leaving him there.
when i was little i used to carefully catch flies, pluck out their wings and then release them.
i think my dislike for leaving the house is probably what prevented me from becoming a serial killer
I did that too but with dragon flies, but I like going outside. Not a serial killer though.
It's something that I think most kids have done before when little. It's weird and we tend to forget about it, but kids don't know any better. They aren't psychopaths, they're curious and still have more time in the oven till they have the brain power to understand what they are actually doing.
@@rambbler so you're saying me repeatedly dunking crickets in water was completely normal behavior for a child? good to know
@@Ray_Vun children are fucking insane, so yes. Weird, but normal.
@@Ray_Vun Yup. Just like me ripping off the heads of grasshoppers to make my toys ''puppets hands'' with them were totally normal too. 😅 Psychopaths and toddlers have a lot in common sometimes. lol
My sister walked into the room singing just as Click was making the Mango plushies kiss, stopped for a second, leaned in to look at my computer, rubbed her Pusheen plushie's ass on Click's face, then resumed singing and just left.
I do not know how to feel about this.
I-
That's so perfectly cryptic.
Does she do stuff like that often?
satanic possession clearly
😂
@@Momo-9999 She's a strange child. She does a lot of weird crap, yeah.
You want Satan? Take a few natural grain valley bars and lift up someone's sheets - eat your snack. As you do, you'll be getting crumbs all the mattress. Put the sheets back down. Do the same for the pillow case. Sew it up.
(Warning: this might result in divorce, harm or possibly death.)
That's it ?
@@mrnobodywood5143 What, you want more? How evil are you? I shiver at the thought.
Seriously though, love those bars and can confirm how messy and crumby they are. Worst part about them.
@@primordialsun On the scale of 1 to 10 I say around 5 or 6 but besides the point I would do the bar thing cause I can imagine that to be uncomfortable but also with creepy demonic voice saying something like idk let's just say "I'm gonna skin you alive" in a demonic voice so this also takes in account if I ever get an significant other, when they wake up from the demonic voice they probably be scared about the voice they will wake up "but if they ever do that remember to act like a teenager acts in the morning not wanting to go to school moany because well staying in bed is better" when you do wake up they will ask the question can you hear the voice you will pretend that you can't hear the demonic voice so the significant other will think they are going insane
Then repeat it every night over and over again
Fun fact about Terry the house fly, flys have a set of ballance wings that are just pretty much counterweights that move against their wings, in Terry's case he should still have them and is likely trying to take off
Fun fact: The miniature plastic babies are actually part of Mardi Gras, where one is baked inside a King cake to represent the Christian tradition of Epiphany. It's considered good luck to find the plastic baby in your slice.
Quirky idea: go into someone's game code and expand their hitbox by five pixels.
Even better yet, code it so that their hitbox expands by 1 pixel everytime that they die.
@@aaronmccullers384 hm... A bit too noticeable for my personal tastes, but I like where your head is. Alternative idea: shrink the enemy's hitbox by ten pixels.
@@aaronmccullers384 Reminds me of the Fatboy mutator in Unreal Tournament.
Fun fact: creepers are coded to not have an idle or walk sound
Also I have creeper overhaul on my server so a bamboo forest creeper blends perfectly into the bamboo forests
Thanks for namedropping the mod! I was looking for it, but had only found some that weren't updated any longer. Now I can troll my fr... I mean, make my server more immersive. :)
Creeper's do have a walk sound. You can actually hear faint footsteps in the spare seconds before they hiss and blow you to smithereens.
they do have a walk sound, it is just very faint, creepers are loud enough to trigger sculk sensor blocks and even trigger a warden to attack them.
10:43 my step father and I decided to prank my mum by buying 70 tiny ducks and hiding them around the house cause my mum likes ducks
It backfired, she loved it, she now has them lined up on her cupboard behind her desk so when she has zoom meetings they can see all of her tiny ducks…
That is absolutely adorable
The car one broke me. I fell off of my bed, curled into a ball wheeze laughing. God that was great.
0:55 Fun fact, a Japanese egg and chicken rice bowl is called "oyakodon" which literally means mother and child bowl LOL
The good thing with spiders that *would* weigh a few pounds, there's no fucking way they could climb any perfectly vertical surfaces, so just get up on a ramp or something and panic safely 😂
Don't underestimate spiders.. the big ones can jump
@Willow Must you fuel my nightmares? /j
21:40 Funny thing is, apparently mustard _oil_ is really good for your skin, and has several known useful properties, including as an anti-inflammatory and anti-bacterial agent.
...that being said, I doubt those properties are expressed in _dijon_ mustard with any efficiency.
True
I reckon if you sat around for a while with *any* condiment smeared all over your body, you would feel a whole lot better once you washed it off.
@@mamasimmerplays4702 Also (probably) true.
And yes and mustard gas absolutely is not good for you. Just goes to show that just because something has a name similar to something good or bad doesn’t mean everything that has that name shares similar properties.
@@MissCaraMint what do you mean? Mustard gas is absolutely good for you
Click should sell his plushies in pairs with those little magnets under the little fabric mouthes so they magnetically “kiss “ each other 🥺
4:56 it's made worse by the fact that Listerine wasn't originally a mouthwash.
It was an antiseptic.
Fun fact about the ocean: There is a type of creature at the bottom of the ocean that we haven’t discovered yet that leaves massive bite marks on whales. A creature so big that whales are a possible prey for it. Given that we’ve only discovered 10% of our oceans, there could be so many more creatures like that down there.
Okay so piece of advice:
Do not do that last one in any country where carrying a firearm is allowed.
You might get a few laughs, but eventually one of them will just pull a gun out and put several rounds into your dog, killing them. So please do not do this if you love your pet, you will regret it.
@Heliz Teil thats what happened to that dog
@@ukaszflorczak7159 do you have any proof of that?
Yes. Only do this to your neighbour's annoying dog, not your own.
@@suitov no.
@@LoganV3535 (Joking.) 🙂
11:20 "30 people found this helpful" 31 people and counting are going to be driven insane by partners/family members who decided to purchase those tiny plastic babies.
Why do u say 31
Oh what.-.
@@gachagwen8259 I personally find it very helpful
I wanna point out that the Mario Maker lvl at 23:17 is diabolical coz at the end after mario gets the flagpole he automatically runs into the castle but they put a block in front of it so he can't get in, and since its automatic you can no longer control him, that means you will never truly ''finish'' the level after all that effort.
Mario Maker gives you the win no matter what as long as you touch the flagpole, so that was most likely a romhack of another Mario game
@@MatingPress no it is Mario Maker it’s just you’ll never get into the end castle
the minesweeper is even more evil, as it is programmed that your first try is always none mine, so when they go online to find out what the heck, they will find that it should never be a mine on the first move.
Genie rules according to Aladdin, can't kill anybody, can't bring anyone back from the dead, can't cause love
The McDonald's happy meal mascot truly is a thing of evil.
I hate that thing so much.
I feel like it keeps emaciated children in it's basement and only feeds them when one of the others die.
Idk if that was intentional or not but this just sounded like they would be fed by food made out of the dead one................................ It is the new "you can be happy to live-meal"?:')
It's very much intentional lol.
Someone who shares my hobbies
Camo creepers were inspired by Alpha Minecraft, statement being that the bright green of creepers blended very well with the bright green grass during those early days of the game.
They wanted to make creepers legitimately hard to spot again and make them a threat once more.
I 'pre-learned' at lot of electronic stuff well before joining the military, and so taught my classmates about capacitors and diodes the hard way. Basically a couple of components soldered together, then the wires (carefully) placed into the wall socket, then removed and (carefully) wrapped round the component - then holding it by the insulated body, you can pass it, or throw it to your victim for a quick mini-zap of high voltage. Harmless, but I got called a lot of names lol.
Still better than the way instructors explained transistors when I did ATT at NAS Pensacola.
@@timtheskeptic1147 Lol, but to be fair transistors are kind of weird...
@@claveworks They are weird, but what the instructors were telling the class was (no joke) that transistors are a little box with magic smoke inside it. And if you see the smoke coming out that means it's broken. Learning how a transistor works took a third row seat to learning how to replace a broken one.
@@timtheskeptic1147 Goddamn... So no PNP/NPN talk? Nothing about doped silicon or the avalanche effect? holy crap! You need a better grounding than 'It burns out like this'
I feel lucky to have learned about valves (tubes) first, then diodes and transistors then FETs (which work a bit like valves) then some chip stuff.
It was 13 months of RAF training pretty much starting with what is electricity and ending with radar, and transmission of microwaves down a waveguide - intense!
@@claveworks Yeah, we had that, I'm just saying the way the instructors explained transistors was more intelligible than the training material.
Bro almost 1,000,000 people watch a man worship Satan, internally cry over cursed memes, and love landsharks... And im one of them
I find it ironic how much I enjoy this subreddit.
The fly was essentially a perfect example of A Fate Worse Than Death but viewed from an outside perspective
About stopping a car at a crosswalk to give excessive time to pedestrians.
It must be nice living in a country where pedestrians would normally care about inconveniencing the driver.
Well, the law in my country dies say that pedestrians have the right of way. So when a driver is actually nice and stops their car so I can cross the street where there's no traffic lights to help out I run to cross the street if I can so as to let them be able to continue sooner.
And then there's those jerks who see myself already crossing before they came down the street and they refuse to even slow down so I have no choice but to run to avoid getting hit. Then I contemplate if I should've let myself get hit so I could sue them for everything they have & buy myself a house so grandma and I won't ever have to worry about getting evicted ever again. Then I remind myself that letting such jerks hit me with a car would be risking death.
32:30 No because my Google actually responded 💀
Mine too - I had a brief moment of "The fu..??" before I quickly cancelled it 💀🥴
MINE TOO!! DARN THAT CLICK!!!!!!!!
I didn’t have sound on so I was saved
same 😅
When I was in elementary school, the other kids used to draw those incredibly elaborate mazes when they were doodling in their spare time. Though they didn't go so far as to make an actual image out of it. It's a pretty interesting art style if you have the patience to keep the line continuous.
Him saying "close to 1M subs" from two years ago and then looking down to see 1.51M is just so nice. Look at you, Click, ya made it! :D
That's both genius and evil, to have camouflaged creepers. What's a whole new meaning to survival mode.
Standing on the train tracks to do your eye exam isn't bad. It's actually just a vision AND hearing test all in one package 😁
That would work but unfortunately you can't hear a train coming straight at you. You will hear the horn but you won't hear the sound of it on the tracks if it's just coasting like most passenger trains tend to do. You'll only hear it if it's accelerating or braking. And you definitely won't hear it if the wind is blowing away from you
@@stormthescarred2211 I appreciate the info, I honestly wasn't aware but I was overall just trying to be funny heh.
I find it so funny how some people don't know that walks are an actual thing. they are in colder environments where there wings just fall off.
There is a species of wingless fly that lives in Antarctica. _Belgica antarctica_ is a species of midge that lost its wings as an adaptation to avoid being windswept into harsher areas.
@@FrozEnbyWolf150 ahh, that clears it up. Thanks!
What makes the seagulls trying to get the fry even funnier is that birds can not see glass XD
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Imagine if you made it so that you can't even finish the maze, now THAT would be Satan.
30:06 actually, one woman did something similar. In march, some russian soldiers went to her house and she gave them tea with laxatives. When they all ran to the wooden toilet outside, she set it on fire, earning herself the tittle of “Modern Queen Olha” (her husband was killed by a tribe who didn’t want to pay their taxes, so she gave them a new tax - one pigeon from each home. The pigeons were trained to return home, so she tied a burning piece of cloth to them. The whole village caught fire, when the tax returned)
I'm genuinely surprised that he didn't even acknowledge the Swedish flag being used for the blue of the rainbow😅
Could he even see the blue? My boy is colorblind
wait why does that matter? is he swedish or something?
@@TheMarshmallowMushroomyes, he is
14:50 because it’s suffering. Reminder insects are animals and it’s still technically torture even if we may not value them as much as other animals
Shoot puppy for 3 wishes: didn’t you watch Aladdin? The genie has 3 restrictions: 1) he won’t kill anyone 2) he won’t cause someone to fall in love and 3) he won’t raise anyone from the dead. The puppy would be gone forever.
“Phenomenal cosmic power! *itty bitty living space*”
simply write on a piece of paper that you wish the rules didn't exist, and then write all of your other wishes on the paper, then wish everything on the paper would come true in the order written and as one wish
Then wish the puppy to be healed, before the puppy dies
I recall a story from not too long ago where there was a car driving really fast and switching lanes erratically. A woman decided to stop them by slowing them down and boxing them in.
The driver's friend was bleeding to death in the backseat of that car. If she hadn't interfered, he might have lived.
Fun fact - one dude did so to my cousin that is also a cop and also had a pregnant wife. You would be surprised how an entire police department can ride around your neighborhood, follow you whetever you're going, irritate you to the point of you doing mistakes on the road and give you another 5 tickets resulting in 24 penal points resulting in you losing your driver's license.
Remember - you have imagination and creativity, cops have tested methods and possibilities.
So abusing power of authority for petty revenge. Everything wrong with the police starts with them acting like the rules are for other people only.
Maybe next time the person will think about consequences and won’t be a douche. Intentionally trying to take away one of the happiest days of someone’s life is never okay.
@@dhubbartt6988 you’re seriously comparing getting out of a ticket to an entire police department harassing a private citizen? The cop isn’t obligated to show up to contest a ticket dispute. They should all be fired for that; “don’t be a douche” is bullshit when you prove you’re a lunatic with delusions of grandeur. How many people continue to DIE everyday because cops abuse their authority and you act like that’s a happy story. “Be nice or we’ll harass you and ruin your life” is what you’re saying. Enabling abuse is just as bad as being an abuser yourself. How many people died because your cousin launched a vendetta that apparently took the departments primary focus? You disgust me severely.
I’ve been a victim of abuse of authority. I was detained and not allowed to go see my doctor because a crazy person claimed I attacked her because I held my hand up to block her blowing smoke in my face, which she did in response to me asking her to not smoke in front of the medical centers no smoking sign. They ignored me when I asked to press charges against her but gladly let her press charges against me. How do you even know your cousin didn’t write a bogus ticket, they clearly don’t have any integrity. You live in this bubble of ignorance where cops = good guys and thus anyone they don’t like must obviously be bad. Educate yourself please, or at least stop proudly endorsing criminal behavior.
@@Skullhawk13 So, you support man's inability to be with his wife throught one of the most important moments of their lives because a speeding moron that couldn't make the turn and smashed a bus stop (luckily empty) thinks his actions that would be a vehicular manslaughter if somebody was waiting to catch a bus didn't deserve 15k pln (around 3k dollars) to fix the bus stop and pay speeding ticket...
Everything wrong with anti-police movements starts with morons thinking they are above punishment for breaking the law and justified in their revenge for punishment.
One of the places I used to work at had those touch free paper towel dispensers. Our head chef told one of our new hosts it was voice activated and waved her hand in front of it while saying "towel". The host spent a good five minutes yelling at it trying to get a paper towel. Best rookie hazing I've ever seen.
Man, I love watching Click's videos.
He actually manages to lessen my fear of hell, so thanks for that!
Watch your kid play Fortnite via a secret webcam. When they're about to win the battle royale or whatever, turn the wifi off.
About the Harry Potter thing the woman wanted to do with her child:
there isn't actually a wall between the two platforms ^^" J.K thought of the wrong station while writing this scene. For the Movies, they renamed 4 and 5 into 9 and 10.
So that wouldn't work out as she has intended but I love the idea xD
I love that Click was amazed that someone was able to do that Mario Fireball Maze, but missed the end where Mario was stuck walking into that final block.
Click 14:25 you're sad about the fly getting its wings pulled off because your subconscious remembers in "A Bug's Life" when Flik gets to the city, he trips on a homeless bug with a sign that said "Kid ripped my wings off"
You feel their paaaain
5:00 Oh God can you imagine the agony? And then it dissolves and covers your eyes in a minty fresh goo you can't get out.
AAAAGH I DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE IT
I'D RATHER NOT
The 1 inch plastic baby's were so popular in my uni people would have boxes of them and hand them out. Mine was called tabatha😌
you know what's more evil than tetris jenga? Electrified jenga, where you have to handle the pieces with a set of metal tweezers