Non-GD Players React to Geometry Dash VALENTINE'S DAY Cards...

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  • Опубліковано 2 жов 2024

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  • @Cobgd
    @Cobgd Рік тому +1973

    The amount of emotions I felt throughout this video is immeasurable 😭

    • @XL003
      @XL003 Рік тому +81

      My emotions? as unstable as 60 hertz straightfly.

    • @Henryy06
      @Henryy06 Рік тому +15

      @@XL003 as unstable as any level without ldm in my phone

    • @J3Cyclone
      @J3Cyclone Рік тому +8

      @@Henryy06 as unstable as my 1990's computer running 2 pixels

    • @puceno
      @puceno Рік тому +4

      @@J3Cyclone as unnestable as kocmoc full but copy paste 665 times in a potato phone

    • @agoezwild
      @agoezwild Рік тому +2

      Ima say hi idkw

  • @blacksse5090
    @blacksse5090 Рік тому +1339

    This guy is CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED

  • @piguy8876
    @piguy8876 Рік тому +1128

    that ending gave me MASSIVE secondhand embarassment lmfao

    • @MeltyNote
      @MeltyNote Рік тому +43

      ultimate rizz at peak

    • @infin1te-official
      @infin1te-official Рік тому +56

      lmao when she touched his hand gently after saying "I've got a BF" XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
      P.S. and yea, I feel bad for Xempir because of this

    • @Ace-isket
      @Ace-isket Рік тому +3

      421st like

    • @Blade-qx9dr
      @Blade-qx9dr 4 місяці тому +1

      Same

  • @GruzzyOG
    @GruzzyOG Рік тому +741

    Imagine telling the girl that wanted to have fun, that your playing a level from a $2 square game.

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +228

      he really nut in me then start playing Geometry Dash

    • @sketchicalitylol
      @sketchicalitylol Рік тому +95

      "hol up girl stop it im boutta beat bloodbath"

    • @cinasek4263
      @cinasek4263 Рік тому +54

      @@sketchicalitylol edging? No
      Go at 79%

    • @Anxmaly666
      @Anxmaly666 Рік тому +2

      😂🤣

    • @testhekid
      @testhekid Рік тому +29

      *girl u heard that new pose called "Duelo Maestro"?*

  • @StallionGD
    @StallionGD Рік тому +130

    Girl, are you Sakupen Wall? Because I just can’t get over you

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +51

      are you a stallion because i would. like to ride you

    • @amcbstudios
      @amcbstudios Рік тому +9

      @@XempirHot

    • @TheMiseryGamerX
      @TheMiseryGamerX 7 місяців тому +3

      Are you Bloodbath because your the biggest achievement in my life.😊

    • @Chiair
      @Chiair 4 місяці тому +3

      Almost rizzed me 😳

    • @alctor_official
      @alctor_official 3 місяці тому

      Ney💀🙏

  • @scorpioz4348
    @scorpioz4348 Рік тому +291

    this is some of the funniest gd content i have seen on the platform nice job bro

  • @ayato647
    @ayato647 Рік тому +431

    Imagine if mindcap saw what this guys made to him 💀💀💀

  • @trayfr
    @trayfr Рік тому +311

    bro the last 3 minutes made me cringe like crazy but this was so funny. the most I've laughed on any GD video like, ever.

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +70

      just as intended

  • @GDItsFils
    @GDItsFils Рік тому +146

    If I was in that call and *geniunely trying*
    Slaughterhouse:
    Some people don't care about you, some think you're too evil, but for me you'll always be my Top 1

    • @zkyishot
      @zkyishot Рік тому +20

      W rizz my boy

    • @ashykn33s
      @ashykn33s Рік тому +13

      The rizzler

    • @vulyne
      @vulyne Рік тому +2

      holy this is perfect lol

    • @GDItsFils
      @GDItsFils Рік тому +3

      @@vulyne we both play this game way too much

    • @vulyne
      @vulyne Рік тому

      @@GDItsFils dunno about u but ye i do i guess

  • @howlinghellgar2214
    @howlinghellgar2214 Рік тому +177

    I genuinely have not laughed this hard in a week, this is absolutely GOLDEN

    • @parrazarre1773
      @parrazarre1773 Рік тому +13

      This was so CRAZY
      3

    • @herobrine8763og
      @herobrine8763og Рік тому +15

      ONG GOLDEENE LIKE THJ DG LVELE TATSG USED TO BE TOP 1 GONTRY DSAH RFERNCE?!2?2?1!?

    • @frag8476
      @frag8476 Рік тому +1

      It was funny. Until the "I think we should see different people"

    • @leto222
      @leto222 Рік тому +13

      The Golden (By Mindcap and More)

    • @thymerosemary2890
      @thymerosemary2890 Рік тому +2

      It was so funnygame.

  • @billyy2260
    @billyy2260 Рік тому +76

    18:00 no way you did that 😭

  • @neon2697
    @neon2697 Рік тому +101

    This is so underrated
    You done all of that and only 188 views in 4 hours?
    Bro this community needs to know about you 💀

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +20

      ty for the support

    • @neon2697
      @neon2697 Рік тому +4

      @@Xempir ye i can tell, its also cool to see you and ur friends just having so much fun tbh

    • @neon2697
      @neon2697 11 місяців тому

      8 months later thats crazy, bro finally getting 100k views gg

  • @cocorilol7618
    @cocorilol7618 Рік тому +74

    This video was cringe, but absolutely hilarious. I laughed so hard so cool vid !

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +16

      man

    • @TapMilk
      @TapMilk Рік тому +1

      @@Xempirtrueeeee

    • @blokos_
      @blokos_ 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Xempir woman

    • @HugeStar
      @HugeStar 8 місяців тому +1

      ​@@blokos_gender wars☕ (also I'm a girl)

  • @DashcamGMD
    @DashcamGMD 3 місяці тому +5

    19:14 bro almost got a girlfriend then remembered he plays gd

  • @eyeeguy
    @eyeeguy Рік тому +23

    the "girl are you the person that made this part? beacause i want to kms" was the funniest thing i have ever seen from the gd community

  • @Haifisch3003
    @Haifisch3003 Рік тому +61

    This content is hella good bro you deserve so much more recognition than you currently have

  • @oblive3172
    @oblive3172 8 місяців тому +5

    are you slaughterhouse? because i will make you scream In grief.
    are you limbo? because I want to memorize every part of you.
    are you final destination? because i will jump through hell to get to you.
    are you XO by KrmaL? because I know you're in love with the concept to give me hugs and kisses.

  • @IH32
    @IH32 Рік тому +48

    Damn
    I never knew the person who invited me into my first collab would blow up like this
    Really nice to see this development!

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +10

      PLEASE GET ON VOICE I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE A VIDEO W YOU

    • @IH32
      @IH32 Рік тому

      @@Xempir I’ll be allowed to in around a month

    • @7cordrom378
      @7cordrom378 Рік тому

      collab host??? huh?

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +4

      you should. check out the levels Rodac and Dreams, they are great levels imo

    • @bumblisbeethe2
      @bumblisbeethe2 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Xempir WHAT IS COW. PIG INCIDENT IM NOT ASKING IM TELLING

  • @peliqueirolaza09
    @peliqueirolaza09 8 місяців тому +10

    This is why I love the GD community. Being able to create content with such a difficult idea like this one remembers you how much potential the game actually has. Wholesome

  • @waerden
    @waerden Рік тому +4

    What's the difference between you and a Geometry Dash extreme demon? I'd never cheat on you (SpaceUK rizz)

  • @strokelord8112
    @strokelord8112 Рік тому +22

    you need to be recognized more.
    you need a standing ovation for this shit.
    best gd content *ever.*

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +4

      ty for the support

    • @lailoutherand
      @lailoutherand Рік тому

      ​@Xempir by better do you mean more funny sht like this or more funny sht

  • @mihchin
    @mihchin Рік тому +5

    lmao that girl was so confused

  • @NyleGD
    @NyleGD Рік тому +18

    Massive props for going out in public and doing this 😭 I bet not a single other GD player could do it 😭

    • @themightyade
      @themightyade Рік тому +8

      Isn’t it obvious? We can’t go in public

    • @sonjaholman
      @sonjaholman 9 місяців тому +1

      @@themightyade yes we can you just have not touched grass in a million years so you don't know how to go outside

    • @Pepito6607
      @Pepito6607 8 місяців тому +1

      Nah i dont believe, im sure you cant​@@sonjaholman

  • @cordzMIX
    @cordzMIX Рік тому +2

    No female (except Juniper) actually plays GD, so why did you make Valentine's cards... 😏

  • @thanosbambi
    @thanosbambi Рік тому +4

    666th like 😈

  • @The_ultimate_silly_goober
    @The_ultimate_silly_goober 10 місяців тому +4

    The ending i was so embarrassing bro how did you do that😭😭😭

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  10 місяців тому +4

      the most powerful men are those with nothing to lose

  • @kini333
    @kini333 Рік тому +6

    Топ 10 неожиданных появлений Vernam'а в видео

  • @cuyoch
    @cuyoch 7 місяців тому +2

    On this day, I sent 3:05 to my crush. She liked it
    What does this mean

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  3 місяці тому

      is she still only your crush

    • @cuyoch
      @cuyoch 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@XempirBro's 3 months late, but yes and even better she's my gf 🔥🔥

  • @WUBBOY2OFICIAL-fn1ku
    @WUBBOY2OFICIAL-fn1ku 10 місяців тому +4

    Are you the limbo keys?
    Cause you scramble me all up.

  • @celia332
    @celia332 Рік тому +5

    Bros gotta girlfriend 💀💀 she gotta be crazy or smt

  • @flaze_0
    @flaze_0 Рік тому +3

    my guy lost his gf for a geometry dash video 💀💀 SERIOUS DEDICATION

  • @swooker.
    @swooker. Рік тому +8

    A good one for Limbo is "Are you Limbo because I wanna bend down for you"

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +1

      ACTUALLY FIRE

    • @pixizkiel
      @pixizkiel Рік тому

      Maaaan, that would’ve been so good

  • @golde727
    @golde727 Рік тому +14

    I was crying of laughter, this is some of the best GD content of all time.

  • @Skidibibibbrawylstarts
    @Skidibibibbrawylstarts Рік тому +2

    girl are you limbo beacuse i cant lose my memory of you

  • @HyperX755
    @HyperX755 Рік тому +2

    Bro why did he choose *that* one for the ending 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @FemaleRepellentGD
    @FemaleRepellentGD Рік тому +7

    This gave me an aneurism

  • @Spacetoony445
    @Spacetoony445 8 місяців тому +2

    Are you an Extreme Demon, becouse i get angry everytime i can't beat you

  • @sapphiresuicune6787
    @sapphiresuicune6787 8 місяців тому +2

    Are you SpaceUK? Because you cheated.

  • @derpyenz4946
    @derpyenz4946 Рік тому +2

    Girl, are you nine circles?
    Cause your flashing is gonna make my wave crash.

  • @Silds.
    @Silds. 10 місяців тому +4

    The irl bit ☠️💀

  • @gameluck334
    @gameluck334 7 місяців тому +2

    geometry dash on r34 is crazy'

  • @thekingpenguin695
    @thekingpenguin695 Рік тому +3

    you have serious balls

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +3

      false, my balls are quite SILLY!

  • @BigFloppaGD
    @BigFloppaGD Рік тому +8

    there is no way you asked that girl in public you legend

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +21

      the r in Xempir stands for rizz

    • @BigFloppaGD
      @BigFloppaGD Рік тому +3

      @@Xempir facts

  • @officialmelonlord
    @officialmelonlord Рік тому +8

    this dude might be one of the best GD content creators. this is way too funny for geometry dash yt standards

  • @KontainerKurtain
    @KontainerKurtain 11 місяців тому +2

    I cannot comprehend the rizz-ness you gave that girl irl. damn man.

  • @uupepoika
    @uupepoika 11 місяців тому +2

    Bro are You final destination cuz your frame is perfect

  • @yakidiota
    @yakidiota 11 місяців тому +2

    i frequently come back to this video just to see the "why the long face" bit again

  • @gadoogez
    @gadoogez Рік тому +2

    2:31 are you space uk? because you can cheat on me

  • @CJxCCVI
    @CJxCCVI Рік тому +9

    wow this is awesome!! editing is high quality without being overwhelming, i love that. i'm super excited to see your future gd content!!

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +3

      thank you so much for the support! future high quality GD videos to come

  • @TridentTrist
    @TridentTrist Рік тому +1

    Umm sorry i have a boyfriend
    1 minute later..
    Holds his hand over cowpig

  • @_Snix
    @_Snix 8 місяців тому +2

    6:33 wait I just realized minusx wrote “Becayse” and now I’m laughing even harder 😭

  • @em_ignite
    @em_ignite Рік тому +3

    WHY THE IRL THING THO LMAO
    Still loved the video, u got a like and sub. :)

  • @rejfmich9523
    @rejfmich9523 23 години тому

    11:05 you're the love of my concept

  • @hobodios
    @hobodios Рік тому +3

    Loved the video im too la y to write more lol

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +1

      glad you loved it

  • @wwyvernn
    @wwyvernn Рік тому +16

    Minus having negative rizz as per usual

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +1

      the scoreboard would disagree

    • @wwyvernn
      @wwyvernn Рік тому

      @@Xempircaught me by surprise

    • @anaveragekiwi
      @anaveragekiwi Рік тому

      his name is ‘minus’ after all

    • @pixizkiel
      @pixizkiel Рік тому +1

      Remember: x is a lier 😁👍

  • @thebull12
    @thebull12 8 місяців тому +1

    Is that a cow and a pig?
    Did you make your little brother make this?

  • @TYTAN074
    @TYTAN074 7 місяців тому +1

    This still, is my favorite gd video after a year, I could never that ending what, I would've cringed to death right on the spot, anyways you inspired me to make.. some questionable valentine cards😬😬
    1k likes and next year on valentine I'm sending one of them to my love interest, also somebody needs remind me then :0

  • @wafflesaucey
    @wafflesaucey Рік тому +1

    Are you a gd top player? because no matter how hard I am, I know you'll beat me

  • @alexr3009
    @alexr3009 Рік тому +12

    The quality and amount of effort that all of your videos have is INSANE. This quality is not too common of see on GDYT, keep it up!

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +1

      tysm for the support

  • @codename-limbo
    @codename-limbo 3 місяці тому +1

    I've got an idea:
    Are you MindCap? Because I'm in Limbo with how _______(idk what to put here) you are.

  • @ColtonLovesYouGuys
    @ColtonLovesYouGuys Місяць тому +1

    This is my first time watching one of your videos- you’re really creative and awesome, I really liked it. Also, can I get some context of what a cow pig is?

  • @SupaCLUCK
    @SupaCLUCK Рік тому +4

    yoo that’s my twocu card at 0:05 lol
    anyways good video, subbed :)

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +1

      thanks for the great card and the support

    • @SupaCLUCK
      @SupaCLUCK Рік тому

      @@Xempir yw!!

  • @itsCybeR-
    @itsCybeR- Рік тому +1

    "i have a boyfriend"
    *2 minutes later*
    "I achualy made this one"
    "Oh...really?"
    *Starts to do some sus*

  • @localjazz
    @localjazz Рік тому +11

    between you and stallion this is by far my favourite genre of gd content

  • @FireMikeMccarthy
    @FireMikeMccarthy Рік тому +5

    finally a relatively unfiltered gd youtuber with quality videos

  • @Æ_57
    @Æ_57 Місяць тому +2

    Why did he randomly hop in tft 1:07 😭😭

  • @Poobthegoober
    @Poobthegoober 3 місяці тому +1

    Are you the right key in limo?
    Because I’m always thinking about you

  • @Sirgamesalot-vl3et
    @Sirgamesalot-vl3et 3 місяці тому +1

    aren’t you the top 1? Because I heard EVERYONE wants to Beat you 😏

  • @zerarori
    @zerarori Рік тому +2

    And little did they know... space havked it all...

  • @BenjaminStobieBen
    @BenjaminStobieBen Місяць тому +1

    bro that intro be soundin like the Wii photo channel puzzle game.💀💀😭

  • @Ablixiaaa
    @Ablixiaaa Рік тому +3

    0:45 lyrics: “a-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee AA-ha-ha-ha-haa.. OHOOHOO”
    You’re not welcome.

  • @NeraGDNeraGD
    @NeraGDNeraGD 7 місяців тому +1

    What does the CowPig joke means idk ;vanywys good video :)

  • @ChillKillaBeta
    @ChillKillaBeta Рік тому +1

    dude we not gonna talk about how orb searched up "geometry_dash feet" on rule 34?

  • @MagmumIsAnIdiot
    @MagmumIsAnIdiot Рік тому +1

    Bro had to go outside to get a girlfriend💀💀💀💀💀💀

  • @thatonedude-tf3vj
    @thatonedude-tf3vj Місяць тому +1

    I got one for a level you didnt do:
    Are you by krmal cause you make my heartbeat

  • @zairycastellotelo3080
    @zairycastellotelo3080 7 місяців тому +1

    Are you slaughtherhouse drop?
    Cuz its hard to get through you

  • @breakbrace7184
    @breakbrace7184 Рік тому +1

    Are you mindcap part? Because i'd like to find the key to your heart

  • @Slyme_7
    @Slyme_7 8 місяців тому +1

    you did NOT go up to an actual stranger for that right???

  • @MapleJuice
    @MapleJuice 27 днів тому +1

    why the hell does bro have a picture of demons being submissive

  • @thregg
    @thregg Рік тому +1

    This video makes me very uncomfortable...
    I'm subbing

  • @R0b0teqGD
    @R0b0teqGD 12 днів тому +1

    why did i think about decode jumpscare

  • @Ropender
    @Ropender Рік тому +4

    this has to be the best underrated geometry dash content creator, his ideas are original as hell too lmao, keep it up dude!

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +1

      ty for the support

  • @CalebCox-wd7tf
    @CalebCox-wd7tf 8 місяців тому +1

    I laughed my ass off the whole video, keep it up! You're so underrated it should be illegal :) Thought you had 100k subs but you only had 8k subs :( Wish you had more

  • @RedGMD
    @RedGMD 10 місяців тому +1

    i think being a gd player in this situation makes you more clueless

  • @Fried._.Chicken
    @Fried._.Chicken Рік тому +3

    some of these i couldn't stop laughing really good and funny video keep up the great content

  • @rip_knifeguy5485
    @rip_knifeguy5485 8 місяців тому +2

    Mindcap really got violated like that💀

  • @jessicaveronicaable
    @jessicaveronicaable 11 місяців тому +1

    Are you spaceuk? Because I want you to cheat on me 💀

  • @trickyrus
    @trickyrus 3 місяці тому +1

    No one's talking about the BFDI reference in 13:19

  • @SwordOfTheDark-SealingPhantom
    @SwordOfTheDark-SealingPhantom 11 місяців тому +1

    2:39 my pickup line for the card: I guess I’m not SpaceUK, because it’s harder than Slaughterhouse

  • @Ixkkkl
    @Ixkkkl Рік тому +4

    Yoo, amazing content, dropped a sub!

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому +1

      thanks for the support

    • @Ixkkkl
      @Ixkkkl Рік тому +1

      @@Xempir also I am a struggling youtuber, but I have like no subscribers, but Ill keep trying...

  • @tomgamingreal
    @tomgamingreal 8 місяців тому +1

    this is by far one of the funniest geometry dash videos i have seen, DEMOLISHING THAT LIKE BUTTON

  • @darkmooshroomgd6604
    @darkmooshroomgd6604 Рік тому +2

    Man just sacrificed a girlfriend for a gd video

  • @Goolp9
    @Goolp9 Рік тому +1

    Minus is based he has better things to other than 3:17
    For my final destination card: Are you final destination? Because I want to give up on this relationship

  • @Jiabey_GD
    @Jiabey_GD 8 місяців тому +1

    Please don’t make dirty jokes or stuff like that! They’re sin! Jesus is the TRUTH

    • @vreshti
      @vreshti 5 місяців тому

      Amen

  • @that_friend05
    @that_friend05 Рік тому +1

    Every body gangster until someone says I don't love you and I never did

  • @PepperPills
    @PepperPills Рік тому +3

    this is certainly me after i manix the mom level

  • @whimsicottdaily
    @whimsicottdaily Рік тому +3

    still speechless about the fact that you went from Gas Sentinam Rodac My Part In Dreams By Function Squad Cowpig to making the greatest gd content on this platform

    • @Xempir
      @Xempir  Рік тому

      AFTER HALF A YEAR IN DEVELOPMENT
      COUNTLESS HOURS
      AND BUILDERS

  • @theplayer7127
    @theplayer7127 Рік тому +3

    11:38 WHAT WAS THAT EXCUSE ME!??!!!!

  • @GeoBlitzy
    @GeoBlitzy Рік тому +2

    no way this guy went outside at the end

  • @JmDw_GD
    @JmDw_GD Рік тому +1

    Somebody help
    Somebody help
    Somebody help
    That ending is tragic
    That video is legendary though